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Live? From somewhere...
Scene opens in a room that looks like a map room of some kind. WALTER is dressed in a black uniform, sporting the Ornate Prime Championship, as it's draped over his shoulder like a big medal. In front of him, like schoolkids goind to school for the first time, he walks by them one by one, telling them how disappointed he is with them. Imperium is supposed to be dominant, strong. An example to follow. But not in the state it's in right now! He gets more angry, starting to talk in german. It's almost erieely like some guy from back in history.... WALTER tells the members of IMPERIUM that the wealths will be glorious, and the bounty plentiful, but only if they succeed. They are not stronger than the weakest link, and right now, that is all of you 3! You better show some improvment, and fast! If not, the punishment will not be mercyful! A knock on the door then, and a deliveryboy comes in with a message. WALTER recieves it, reads it, then shoot the messenger with a gun he pulls out from his jacket. The other's look at him in bewilderment. WALTER says that next time that could easily be one of them. Let's not waste anymore time. He just recieved a message about the enemy, and they are not wasting any time, he can assure them. Suddenly we can hear plane sounds, then bombs. BOOOM! The explosion takes everyone by surprise as the 4th wall implodes.... We cut to the Jamboree vignette...
What the hell is going on but love the Hitler style gimmick. Maybe have an world war gun.
Daniel and Nigel welcomes us to another episode of monday night Jamboree, but something is off, or rather odd with todays broadcast. It seems like we put ourselves back in time or something, as the interior, the effects, the tv pictures. Everything looks like it could have been 1984. Anyway, Melissa, Take it away! ...... Nothing happens.... Daniel Bryan then comments on the fact that if this actuallt was 1984, Melissa wouldn't even have been one year. As she was born on the 17th of May, 1984. Nigel then comes with a funfact. Did you know that May 17th is Norway's Independence Day? And did you know who was born on 4th of July in 1984? Daniel shakes his head, not knowing the answer.. Nigel tells him then. Emil A. Chairman of EAM Promotions. But let's not waste anymore time shall we?
Wow didn’t know that haha. Stuck in time.
NO! Let's not! Daniel and Nigel turns their heads to either side. Besides them at the commentator table suddenly sits Gorilla Monsoon and Bobby Heenan! What is going on?! They then take the charge completely, telling Michael to take it away in the ring! Michael? Michael Buffer?! What is going on?
Singles Matchup
Will Ospreay Vs Sammy Guevara
Haha old announcers and Buffer. Big match here. Both men look great. Back and forth action from the both of them. High flying, big bumps and an unusual style this show. Everything feels weird. Sammy gets the win after the 630 but all of a sudden the camera rewinds and he does it again!?. What is going on here tonight. Sammy wins it.
We go backstage where we hook up with Alexa Bliss, who's playing with a doll who marks a cunning resemblance to Randy Orton. She pokes the doll with pins while laughing. She jumps as Salina De La Renta approches her. She apologize to Alexa, saying it was not in her intention to startle of scare her. Alexa laughs, saying nothing scares her. Salina walks around Alexa, telling her if she's sure of that? Alexa gets angry, telling Salina that she has no time for Salina's games, as she's busy with other things right now. Salina understands. Alexa's obsession with Randy Orton. She laughs, telling Alexa that Salina might not know anything about guys, but what Alexa did to Orton, certainly is not a way to capture his heart. Alexa smiles then, saying " That's what you think " then she starts to laugh, maniacally.......we cut back to the ring for our next match of the evening...
Confusing, some sort of hybrid.
EAM Television Championship Matchup
MJF (c) W/Jim Cornette Vs Ricky Starks
Both men come to the ring but in reverse as the match starts. What a strange night. Back and forth from the both of them. Starks gets some good spots in. MJF with a swanton bomb but at the end Starks looks for his finisher...SOUTH HAMPTON PLUNGE FOR THE 3 AND ANOTHER TITLE DEFENCE.
We go backstage where we once again hook up with Chavo and Carlito who's walking up to David Benoit, asking him if he's got any luck finding a tag team partner? They laughs. David doesn't answer them, and Chavo and Carlito almost says something pretty horrendous, but Chavo stops Carlito in time. Davis says he will find a partner somehow, and he promise that they will mop the ring with both Chavo and Carlito! Chavo and Carlito look at each other, a bit astonished it seems. But then they burts out in laughter, patting each others backs as they leave down the corridoor....
Hmm starting to think his partner might not even be alive...
Tag Team Matchup
Anna Jay & Tay Conti Vs Tessa Blanchard & Toni Storm
This whole match takes place backwards with Conti and Jay picking up the win to start the match. Forth and back moves from all girls. Finishes and signatures. The girls then enter the ring and make their entrances. What is happening in EAM!?. Even the commentary was backwards during this match.
After the match, whoever wins it, Tessa and Toni is left in the ring. But as they are about to leave, Tessa turns quickly around and bashes Toni in the stomach with her baseball bat. The audience goes all silent. Tessa is not finished. Another swing with the bat! Oh My God! Someone please stop this! Tessa then rolls out of the ring, grabs a microphone and shoots a promo on how she's always liked Toni as a friend, but this is business. Tessa should be womens champion by now! Or at least tag team champion. But Toni has held her back. She just didn't realize ut before now. Tessa then says she hopes the bruises will turn up good, and she will definetely not miss visiting hour, she can assure Toni that. In the meantime, Tessa will go out in the world and re-birth herself! We cut to commercial...
Yea about time they break up. Both good but not doing much.
Singles Matchup
Donovan Dijakovic Vs Drew McIntyre
Back and forth match from both men. Back and forth match with signature and finishing moves back and forth with covers and falls. Signature and finishing moves throughout this match. 1 2 1 2. This is a bizarre night. Drew with a claymore kick for a 2 but Don nails then Spirit Bomb for the 3 count. BAAAAM DON WITH THE SPIRIT BOMB...1...2...3!. Don gets the win. Ooook.
We get a weird promotional video, almost like it was made in the 80's, or mayve earlier. We see some sort of video package, presenting the career of wrestling legend Buddy Rogers. Better known as " The Nature Boy " but then, the video gets interrupted by a big WOOOOOOOOOO! We then see a packe of Ric Flair's career, and we all know where this is going don't we? A match made in heaven. Both are amongst the biggest name of the business, both sporting the same nickname (There can be only one Nature Boy!) We wouldn't want to see it? Bookmakers are going crazy all over the United States as this match is known. And the promo ends with a word from EAM chairman Emil A. who explains how excited he is to be able to present to the whole wrestling universe, a true dream match between colossus of the business. There can certainly only be one Nature Boy! Woooooo! Then we see the confirmation of the hyped up clash, as Buddy Rogers and Ric Flair will square off one-on-one at EAM's " The Quantum Bash! " We also get the confirmation of another minor match for the show, as Adam Bomb will square off against none other than The Shockmaster! With these announcements we cut back to the arena, wherever that is....for our main event of the evening!
Haha confusing but awesome, two matches. Kind of reminds me of Southpaw.
EAM Tag Team Championships Matchup
Phenomenal Supermen (Triple C & AJ Styles) (c) Vs Golden Lovers
Great match in this one, high flying, double teaming, signature and finishing moves. Double big bumps and spots. Omega and Ibushi with outside dives. Omega definitely not trying to win every world title...at the end of the match Styles Clash. BIG SWING INTO THE PELE KICK FOR THE 3!. They keep the titles.
As we are about to end the show, the camera cut's to backstage and we find ourselves in Travis Gerweck's office, he is interviewing some lady when suddenly the door burst open. In the doorway stands the zombie-equivalent of Randy Orton. His skin is all blue-white, and he's all tangled in seaweed, lichen and algae. The lady screams as Orton opens his mouth and black goo seeps out of his mouth in the plentifull, covering the floor. " Let Me In!
Orton wakes up, gulping seawater, coughing and retching. He crawls upon the beach with his last bits of strengths. Collapsing face first in the sand. When he wakes back up, his vision are blurry, but after a short while he can make out something in front of him. A little fair haired girl is sitting on the beach before him. Her long hair, put up in pigtains on each side of the head, with the end of each tip dyed pink. She's sitting crosslegged in the sand, with a briefcase on her lap. She tilts her head, looking at Orton before opening the briefcase. Brilliant light emits from the case as not only the girls face, but the whole girl matures, into Alexa. She giggles, pleased by something. Then she looks Orton into the eyes. Her hypnotic glare. Orton dozes.... " LET ME IN!!! "'
Orton wakes up in his bed, gasping for air, all covered in sweat....
What the hell. Creepshow/shining almost. Zombie Orton. Awesome way to bring him back and using Alexa/case. I actually thought Orton would go into the briefcase. Almost like she has him trapped or his soul trapped.
