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Welcome everybody to another Supersplash!. Live from Mehico!. Supersplash always have some classic shows and moments and I’m sure tonight will be no different. We had a solid Pride PPV in the past couple of days and the main roster doesn’t want to be out done. Of course we are once again on the beach but we have two rings. The first match will take place in the actual ocean with a battle royal to open the show then we will switch to the beach and our regular ring for the rest of the nights action. So let’s not waste any time and get to the show…EEEEEER EEEEER. OH NO PLEASE DON’T TELL ME. HERE THEY COME!!!. TEAM YACHT HAVE ARRIVED. We saw this yacht that had Stevens on it but now they’re all on it!. Cornette, MJF, Cornette and Charlotte are partying it up!. There’s even some girls on the yacht in bikinis!. Maybe they were forced or paid to be here. I guess Stevens picked them up or they were already on it at the Pride PPV maybe sleeping!. We see them holding the titles and of course it’s still early on so we see the yacht in lightness. Fans boo and I guess they’re just gonna sit there the entire night and watch the event unfold from the ocean shore because now in the background we just see the giant Team EAM propaganda!. Not a bad idea from them. Getting their message across the entire night. Well at least they’re all stuck on a yacht together and won’t bother the rest of us…uh oh…MJF has a megaphone in hand and he welcomes everybody to the show. He says if any of you get bored then just come party with us…HAHAHA LIKE WE’D LET YOU ON HERE WITH US. He buries Mexico, the fans and Supersplash and says this is our show now and you’re only here for our matches. So suffer through the show until you see us!. Maybe I’ll even give you a review and an update of the show later on so stick around bitches because I’m better than you and you know it!. What a terrible way to open the show but nevertheless we must get on with the action and our first match coming up right now!.
41-Women Over The Top Rope Battle Royale
Winner Gets A EAM Center of Attention Championship Titleshot At Swimming With Sharks
A huge way to open Supersplash. Pretty sure we’ve had this stipulation before at previous SS’s. All girls enter the water ring via a ramp I guess. This ring is crowded. In the background we see MJF not even watching this match but Charlotte has a firm eye on it. Like a Queen watching over her empire. Out last are Ronda and Mickie getting perhaps the biggest ovation of the night. The bell rings and here we go!. Wait a minute. Who is this?. Hmm that sounds familiar. She’s back!. Aleah James has returned!. We thought we saw the last of her after Melina but no she’s back and better than ever. She’s hot as fuck!. Mickie doesn’t seem to happy about it. Aleah walks down the ring and faces off with Mickie. Slapping her across the face!. WAIT SHE GRABS A HOLD OF MICKIE THROWING HER OUT OF THE RING. HOLY SHIT. WHAT A SHOCKER HERE. ALEAH HAS ELIMINATED MICKIE JAMES!. Fans can’t believe this and even the other girls are in shock.
Hmm wait a minute. That’s strange. Remember we are in the water with a ring and isn’t it supposed to make a splash when someone goes in?. There was no splash…and this is super splash after all…WAIT A SECOND…SHE’S HOLDING ON BY HER FEET!?. What!. Mickie’s head got drenched but she didn’t go in!. She isn’t eliminated haha!. I bet the smartmarks are losing it right now!. Mickie gets in the ring, wipes the water away from her face, puts her back and waits behind Aleah!. BAAAAM CHICK KICK TAKES DOWN ALEAH. MICKIE GOES CRAZY ON ALEAH AND HERE WE GO!!!. Melina attacks Mickie and Aleah!. Not even sure the ring can stay afloat with all these women. Back and forth, signature, finishing and high flying moves. So much talent in this match. BAAAAM JADE CARGILL BIG BOOTS KENZIE PAIGE OVER AND OUT INTO THE WATER. The first elimination. Right after that O’Hara climbs on Jade’s back and she knocks her back over the top rope and out!. That’s two for Jade already. Ronda with some arm throws and takedowns. Mickie still attacking Aleah. Heather Monroe attacks Jade who military presses her over and out for 3 eliminations. Penelope Ford looks for a rana on Ronda who just powerbombs her over and out. Niven and Jax are beating each other up before deciding to work together. They both squash Heidi Lovelace and Leyla Hirsch throwing them over and out!. Two more gone. Melina, Aleah and Mickie get in a scuffle before Mickie and Aleah work together and throw her out haha!. Melina goes crazy in the water.
Alexa just throws out Candice LeRae followed by Candyfloss!. Don’t count her out as we finally see for the first time this new girl Nikkita Lyons who throws around girls eliminating Priscilla Kelly with an ax kick. Jade eliminates Shotzi and Allysin Kay with a double lariat as Alicia Fox slaps Jade which only pisses her off!. Caylee Fox looks to intervene but Jade nails them both with a double suplex sending the Fox sisters out of the ring. They start fighting in the water after the match haha. Velvet Sky and Angelina Love work together to eliminate Anna Jay and Tay Conti before Jade Jax and Niven work together to eliminate the Beautiful People. Lot of eliminations for those three girls and what a team Jax and Niven would make!. BBBBW!. WAIT LOOK AT THIS. ALEAH HAS MICKIE ALMOST OVER…SHE CHARGES BUT MICKIE MOVES OUT THE WAY. ALEAH SENDS HERSELF OVER THE TOP ROPE BUT HOLDS ON. BAAAAM SPINNING CHICK KICK FROM MICKIE WOW!…ALEAH IS ELIMINATED!. Haha Mickie will not allow Aleah to eliminate her at the beginning, middle or end of the match!. Aleah is out but she made a statement alright. Red Velvet has Jade in a choke on the ropes but Jade just dispatches her former partner like nothing with ease!. Hayter Bomb to Alexa which annoys Britt who attacks her but Becky Lynch nails a Go to Hell on Britt!. Alexa throws out Jamie Hayter while Becky throws out Britt!. Becky looks for a handshake but Alexa throws Becky over!. You can’t trust anyone in this match.
Skye Blue dives on Alexa Bliss taking her down and ranas Scarlett over the top rope and out!. Kris Statlander charges at Skye Blue who trips her over and out. That’s two quick eliminations for Skye. The winner of this match will face Bayley or Kamille at Sharks remember. Storm and Tessa work together before…STORM ZERO TO TESSA BY TONI WOW. SHE THROWS HER PARTNER OUT. That’s the way it goes though. Storm apologises but Nikkita kicks Storm out of the ring. That’s two eliminations for the new girl. We have a lot of new girls in this match. The future looks bright. Taya throws out Markova and then Slamovich right after that. Kiera with a stink face and an X-Factor to Ronda but Mickie James nails her new move the Heart Cutter then throws her out!. ISIS THE AMAZON CHARGES MICKIE FROM BEHIND BUT RONDA SAVES HER!. Ronda and Mickie eliminate Isis!. Skye Blue and Taya work together to eliminate Slaya. We are down to now I believe 9 girls remaining!. Taya and Skye decide to fight each other but it is a mistake as Jade, Mickie, Ronda, Nia and Niven eliminate both of them haha. Taya isn’t happy. Good effort from Skye though. Just 7 girls remain as wow look at this stand off between Nikkita and Jade. Test of strength back and forth. Slam after slam. JADE WITH A HUGE DROPKICK OUT OF NOWHERE. BAAAAM JADED. HER FINISHER AND SHE THROWS OUT NIKKITA WHO LOOKED GREAT IN HER DEBUT. Look at this folks we are down to our final 6 women. Ronda, Mickie, Alexa, Jade, Jax and Niven!. Some veterans in this one. Jade completely destroys everyone before turning her attention to Charlotte Flair. She points at her and her title and says IM THE ONLY BITCH AROUND HERE. I’M THAT BLACK BITCH!. Charlotte just smiles at her telling her to turn around as Alexa is just sitting crosslegged smiling then waving at Charlotte as well. She sits on her knees as what is this???. The water starts to turn red!?. What the fuck is this. I thought she lost all her powers!. She’s turning the river red!. Jade charges at Alexa who trips her over the top rope!!!…WAIT JADE IS HOLDING ON. ALEXA LOOKS FOR A SPEAR BUT BOTH GIRLS ARE NOW ON THE OUTSIDE APRON. VERY RISKY. Mickie, Ronda, Jax and Niven all charge at Alexa who screams sending them back and falling to the ground and causing the water to jump and spike up into the air but this caused a distraction…BAAAM JADED TO ALEXA ON THE OUTSIDE APRON. KNOCKING HER DOWN INTO THE RED WATER WHICH INSTANTLY TURNS THE WATER BLUE AGAIN!. What was that!. Alexa has been eliminated.
We are down to five women remaining in this match. Jade looks dominant standing in the ring. All of a sudden they surround her and beat her down!. Get her out is a good idea. All four beat her down but she does the classic Big Show shove away. She takes all four down as Niven and Jax just squash her. They look to throw her over the top but she reverses…NO WAY…DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE TO JAX AND NIVEN….WAAAAAH JADE ELIMINATES BOTH OF THEM. HOLY SHIT. Fans can’t believe it. We are down to our final three!. Jade stares down and poses off with Ronda and Mickie!. They can’t believe what they are seeing. This specimen in front of them who was signed by Travis Gerweck personally!. CHICK KICK. OLYMPIC SLAM. ARMBAR AND A SHARPSHOOTER BUT JADE STANDS THE FUCK UP!. DOUBLE DROPKICK TAKES THEM DOWN. It looks like Jade will go on to face Kamille or Bayley!. Jade picks up Ronda in a scoop slam and throws her over the top but Ronda holds on!. WAIT. RONDA LOCKS IN HER ARMBAR WHILST STILL ON THE APRON. WAIT…JADE STANDS UP WITH HER WHAT THE FUCK. THE STRENGTH. FROM BEHIND…BAAAAM MICKIE CHICK KICKS JADE…..OH SHIT….THIS CAUSES RONDA TO LET GO AND FALL INTO THE WATER!!!. Oh fuck that was Mickie’s fault!. Ronda has been eliminated!. It was kind of Mickie’s fault. She was helping Ronda but that was an accident. We are down to two women!. Mickie has somehow survived against this beast Jade!. Can she overcome the odds!?. She wants another Grandslam match title or no title but she has to go through that bitch Jade Cargill. Mickie is apologising to Ronda but don’t get distracted that doesn’t matter right now!. Come on Mickie. Even if Jade doesn’t win she’s looks good. MICKIE WITH A CHICK KICK. JADE DOESN’T FALL…BAAAAM MICKIEFACTION…JADE IS DOWN. MICKIE PICKS JADE UP…THROWS HER OVER…NO JADE HOLDS ONTO IT. MILITARY PRESS…BAAAAAM MICKIE REVERSES INTO A MICKIE-DT FROM THAT POSITION. MICKIE AGAIN TRIES TO THROW HER PUT BUT TO NO AVAIL. SHE SCREAMS WITH ALL HER MIGHT…..AAAAAAAAAAH HARDCORE COUNTRY…..MICKIEFACTION FOR THE FINAL TIME…..WAIT….JADE HOLDS ONTO IT AND THROWS MICKIE OVER THE TOP ROPE AND OUT!!!. NOOOOO WAIT…JUST LIKE EARLIER TONIGHT MICKIE HOLDS ON. WHAT A CALLBACK!. Jade thinks she’s won this but rookie mistake!. MICKIE COMES BACK IN CHARGING AT JADE WHO JUMPS OFF THE TOP ROPE WITH A BIG BOOT. Jade picks Mickie up in a fireman’s carry and charges the ropes…THEY BOTH GO OVER. THEY BOTH FALL INTO THE WATER…WHAT HAPPENED. AS THE WATER CLEARS…WE SEE TWO ARMS HOLDING ON…SHE’S TRYING TO SKIN THE CAT ALA SHAWN MICHAELS…SHE DOES IT…WHO IS IT…IT’S…IT’S MICKIE!!!. SHE FUCKING DID IT. JADE IS ELIMINATED!. MICKIE HAS SURVIVED. HOLY SHIT WHAT AN ENDING. EAM rumbles and battle royals are like nothing else!. Nobody can believe this!. Mickie James who is completely soaked but it doesn’t matter. It’s all over!. James will go on to fight either Bayley or Kamille!. What a dream match even if it has happened before. They called her washed up, old and that she can’t go anymore or do it anymore but she proved everyone wrong again!. What an effort by Jade though. Mickie celebrates her win on the top rope.
What a match we just saw and way to open the show. Mickie is still in the ring celebrating as oh no look at this. MJF starts playing annoying noises on the mega phone. WELL WELL WELL. What a shock Mickie James won!. You know why!?. Nothing ever changes around her. This company might as well be called Emil And Mickie!. EAMJF would be and sounds better. MJF continues to bury Mickie as she just flips MJF off haha!. HARDCORE COUNTRY plays louder and louder as we cut away backstage with MJF pissed off.
Backstage we see Niven and Jax still wet from the match shouting at each other. Jax shouts SAMOAN. Niven then shouts VIPER. SAMOAN. VIPER. VIPER. SAMOAN!. All of a sudden look who it is!. Mick Foley is here getting a cheap pop. He gets in between them saying ladies ladies…what about SAMOAN VIPERS!. They look confused but interested before walking away in opposite directions before the interviewer comes up to Foley asking how he is. He says he’s happy for Mickie and excited for his daughter to beat Charlotte Flair tonight not like she’s a bitch or anything though. Oh yea and I have some news because I have just been told that I…Miss’ Foley’s baby boy will be the referee tonight in the main event!. I have history with MJF and Moxley but I trust MJF less and EAM wants this match to be fair and called down the line without any of MJF’s henchman involved!. Fans cheer that as we hear BOO BOO BOO and look who it is. Matt Cardona and Chelsea Green. They are dressed like Emil and Mickie clearly mocking them. They get booed. Cardona says speaking of history me and you have some unfinished business remember. Cardona is wearing his Internet Title, fake Deathmatch King Title and Intergender Mixed Tag Title. Cardona says as you can see I’m a triple champion just like WALTER or soon to be Bayley but that makes me better than them and you’re not on my level Mick. Foley buries him saying he should change his name to MID CARDona. Cardona says I’m the Deathmatch King and you’re just a hardcore bitch!. Wow what a line. Green fake congratulates Mickie and says how happy and proud of her she is before wishing Noelle good luck tonight by blowing Mick a kiss. Matt and Green walk strutting away while Foley just shakes his head in disgust.
6-Person Tag Team Matchup For The EAM Intergender Tag Team Championships
Matt Cardona & Chelsea Green (c) Vs Mike & Maria Kanellis Vs Marty The Moth & Session Moth Martina
Fans are still reeling from what we just saw and it’s only our second match. Out comes Mike and Maria as MJF grabs the mic saying what the fuck was that?. Foley is the referee!?. The music keeps drowning him out though. You wanna speak about bias!. The proof is in the pudding people!. Out next comes Marty and Martina followed by the champions who aren’t even signed to an EAM contract but it works that way. Maybe Marty and Martina should team up with and make a faction with Maria, Mike, Martha Stewart, Martin Luther King and Maria…yea. Back and forth action in this one as we are actually on the beach for the rest of the show. Some double teaming spots also. Maria with a takedown. Marty with a swan dive. How many titles have the people in this match created!?. MIKE WITH A DIVE ONTO EVERYBODY. Maria forced him to do that. Maria beats down both Green and Martina with a double slap. Cardona throws around Marty with a spinebuster and a leg drop to Mike. The women fight to the outside of the ring as Martina nails the Jagerbomb on Maria outside the ring while Green nails a moonsault onto both of them. Back in the ring Cardona has Mike all by himself…MATT ATTACK…COVER…1…2…3!. It’s over. They keep the titles damn it!. They celebrate their win as they walk up the ramp way as oooh look at this here comes Foley!. Noelle and Mick walk down to the ring cutting off Cardona’s music as they mockingly clap for Matt and Chelsea. Noelle shouts Green by name, Green by nature!. Foley whispers…I preferred her when she was with Desmond Wolfe! (Clearly not knowing it’s not the same Chelsea). Foley and Noelle walk down to the ring and enter as we await our next match!.
Primetime Bitch Championship Matchup
Charlotte Flair (c) w/Ric Flair Vs Noelle Foley w/Mick Foley
Another title match up next and of course Charlotte watched the match earlier tonight and was seemingly called out by Alexa and Jade but we’ll just have to wait and see what happens. Noelle getting cheers as we hear a WOOOO. Here he comes down to the ring Ric Flair!. A big ovation before we hear his voice again!. Ladies and gentlemen…please welcome the QUEEN OF EAM…CHARLOTTE FLAIR. She makes her entrance coming down from the yacht being carried to the ring of course!. MJF is the only one clapping for her on the megaphone. Charlotte enters the ring to boos. She doesn’t even seem to care about Flair. She could have invited him on the boat at least…probably not the best idea haha. The bell rings and here we go. Back and forth from both girls. Noelle tries hard but Charlotte is much better. Noelle nails a couple of ranas and is trying to use Foley’s moves. Swinging neck breaker for a 2 count. Noelle nails an elbow for a 2. Charlotte comes back with chops and a slam. Charlotte with a back suplex also. She woo’s also. Outside the ring Flair and Foley get into it haha. Back and forth chops and left and rights. This distracts Charlotte who rolls her up…1…2…SHE KICKS OUT AND TURNS IT INTO A FIGURE EIGHT. NOELLE IS IN TROUBLE…SHE HAS TO TAP OUT!. Damn it again!. Charlotte picks up the win but she’s still not done. Charlotte nails the Air Raid Crash and a Sky Twister after the match. Charlotte leaves the ring and goes back up to and onto the yacht. Flair tries to follow but she just face palms him and woo’s!. What a bitch!. She doesn’t need her Saddy anymore. We see MJF clapping for her as she arrives back on the yacht. Fans are not happy but we must cut away.
We go backstage where we hook up with Thunder Rosa, who's seemingly annoyed, talking to herself in Spanish when she passes Shaul Guerrero. Shaul starts to conversation with pointing out the fact that Rosa also was let out from The Tope Rope Battle Royale. This does thick Rosa off more, and she goes straight at Shaul's face, pointing a finger at her, calling her Puta, then she says that if she would have been in that match, she would have won, and she would have been the one to challenge Bayley or Kamille at Swimming With Sharks, but it seems that EAM management doesn't have a clue about what they are doing lately. Shaul tries to calm Rosa down, but without any luck. Rosa only screams to her, asking who the hell she is anyway, who even dare talk to Thunder Rosa like that. But before Shaul manage to answer Thunder Rosa realize who Shaul is, and she quickly starts to mock Shaul, saying stuff like " You haven't really done much on the roster yourself etc. " mocking her for doing shame to the Guerrero name etc. Shaul then bitchslaps Thunder Rosa. Instead of going for the attack however, Thunder Rosa decides that Shaul just aint worth it. She takes a deep breath before saying something in Spanish and leaves. We cut back to the arena for our next matchup...
Singles Matchup
Danhausen Vs Orange Cassidy
Maybe one of the smallest matches on this show because of how big it is. Some back and forth action from both men. Comedy also throughout. Cassidy no sells most of Dan’s style but he keeps outsmarting him. Orange Punch for a 2 count. Hausen looks for his finisher and nails it with a comedic touch…1…2…3!. Danhausen gets the win as MJF gets on the mega microphone again from the Yacht burying this match and both of these guys. Calling them a waste of time, space and that they wouldn’t be allowed in his EAM.
EAM Womens Tag Team Championships Matchup
Bianca Belair & Sasha Banks (c) Vs IIconics (Billie Kay & Peyton Royce)
Title match up next. Iconics get a mixed reaction coming out with BAN THE BRAID SHIRTS and really aren’t the best wrestlers but more of a comedic duo. Back and forth from all girls involved. Banks and Bianca have been so dominant together. Banks Statement and a KOD not enough for the win. Iconics are still new and have yet to do much but this would be a big win. Iconics start throwing them around by the hair. Bianca comes back with huge hair whips. Banks with a double spear take them both down. Bianca military presses both girls onto each other. Bianca nails a double 450 onto both girls and that’s it…1…2…3...not tonight Iconics!. Sasha and Bianca or Braid and the Bank get the win as we cut away with them celebrating.
Singles Matchup
John Cena Vs Brock Lesnar
One of the biggest matches on the show and it was only booked recently. Cena comes down to the ring and here comes Brock!. HERE WE GO!. NOT WASTING ANY TIME. GERMAN SUP…WAIT CENA REVERSES IT. GERMAN SUPLEX BY CENA HAHA!. Cena knows Brock all too well. Cena with three German suplexes takes down Brock. Just a one count. BAAAM FIVE KNUCKLE SHUFFLE BY CENA…1…NO. Cena looks for the finish…AA…BROCK REVERSES WITH A DDT!. Brock fires up and suplexes Cena around the ring. Just like that it all changes. Brock looking for the F-5…HE GOT IT…COVER…1…2…CENA KICKS OUT. No shock honestly. Brock looks for another one but Cena goes over on his feet…AA…COVER…1…2…BROCK KICKS OUT…ANOTHER ONE…1…2…BROCK KICKS OUT…A THIRD ONE…WAIT BROCK REVERSES IT…BAAAAM THE F-5. HE HOLDS ONTO IT…ANOTHER F-5 BUT HE’S NOT GOING FOR THE PIN?. He smiles and goes to the top rope?. He’s way too old to do this at his age…NO DON’T DO THIS…SHOOTING STAR PRESS…WHAT THE FUCK. WELL IT IS SUPERSPLASH AFTER ALL BUT WHAT A MOMENT. HE HASN’T DONE THIS IN YEARS…COVER…1…2…3…IT’S OVER!. Lesnar defeats Cena with an SSP. Who saw that coming before this show. Brock celebrates his win as we cut away and wonder what is next for both men. All of a sudden we hear MJF’s voice once again as he’s about to bury Cena and Brock but before he can even say a word he sits back down in fear of Brock who just stares him down haha. That shut him up.
EAM Tag Team Championship Matchup
Rey Fenix & Will Ospreay (c) Vs The Young Bucks
Awesome near five star match here which goes a good 20 minutes. Back and forth action, can you top this moves. Dives over the top rope. Superkick party, More Bang for Your Buck, Indytaker but still not enough. Dual combo moonsault and 450 by the Bucks for a 2. Double 619 from Will and Rey. Will nails an Essex Destroyer and a 630. Fenix splash for a close 2 also. As we draw near the end of this match it’s Bucks who look for the Meltzer Driver but it gets reversed. FLIP PILEDRIVER AND A T-VIRUS COMBO…COVER…1…2…3…DONE!. They keep the titles!. Rey and Will ponder who will be next.
[B]We go backstage where we see Bianca and Sasha celebrating before we hear a giant…AAAAAAAAAAH BAAAAAAM NIVEN AND JAX JUST SQUASHED BIANCA AND SASHA INTO EACH OTHER. THEY BREATHE HEAVILY BEFORE SAYING…SAMOAN VIPERS!!!. What the hell was that!. I guess they’re gonna give this team thing a go and got inspired by Foley for the name haha. Sasha and Bianca vs The Samoan Vipers at Swimming With the Sharks!?[/I]
Ornate Prime Championship Matchup
WALTER (c) Vs Shawn Michaels
Huge match here so let’s waste no time and get to the action. Shawn comes out getting a huge ovation followed by WALTER getting a mixed reaction…DIVE OVER THE TOP ROPE BY SHAWN NOT WASTING ANY TIME. MOONSAULT FROM THE TOP RIGHT AFTER WOW!. Shawn throws Walter into the crowd and here we go!. Shawn just warming up. Uh oh the beast is awake. Walter destroys chairs and spears himself through the barricade to get back to the outside area. Walter stands on the apron…BAAAAM SWEET CHIN MUSIC HAHA. WALTER IS DOWN. What a start!. Is this it!?. Is tonight the night. Walter again tries to stand on the apron…A SECOND SWEET…CHOP BY WALTER. HE STOPPED THE KICK AND HE IS PISSED. WALTER RUNS INTO THE RING AND LAYS OUT SHAWN WITH A DROPKICK. WALTER IS IN CONTROL. WALTER BOMB AND A SECOND…1…2…SHAWN KICKS OUT. Walter goes to the top rope looking for the headbutt but Shawn climbs up with him…SUPERPLEX OFF THE TOP ROPE BY SHAWN. KIP UP. HE GOES TO THE TOP…ELBOW OFF THE TOP…COVER…THIS IS IT…1…2…WALTER KICKS OUT. Shawn goes to the corner and tunes up the band…SUPERKIC…BAAAM BIG BOOT FROM WALTER STOPS IT. WALTER GOES TO THE TOP…BAAAM HEADBUTT…COVER…1…2…HBK MAKES THE ROPES. WHAT A MATCH!. Walter can’t believe it. He goes to the top again…HEADBUT….WAAAAAAAAAH SWEET CHIN MUSIC IN MID AIR….HOLY FUCK….COVER…….1……HE’S GONNA DO IT…….2……!!!!. He kicked out!. Fans are going crazy right now. Come on Shawn. HBK goes to the corner…another superkic…WALTER CAUGHT IT INTO THE POWERBOMB…HE SPINS AROUND…WHAT IS HE….WAAAAH POWERBOMB OVER THE TOP ROPE….HOLY FUCK THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE. HE JUST LAUNCHED HIM FROM IN THE RING TO THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!. Shawn is done!.
Walter may have the most 5 star matches when he retires. This might be a 6. Walter goes to the top rope as Shawn slowly gets up. He manages to jump onto the apron…BAAAAM. HE JUST PUSHED WALTER OFF THE TOP ROPE DOWN ONTO AND THROUGH THE BARRICADE AND CHAIRS!. Some fans even knocked down. Both men manage to make the count in time. How the hell is this happening. Shawn goes to the top rope looking for an elbow but WALTER manages to cut him off. He puts SHAWN INTO THE BURNING HAMMER POSITION ON THE TOP ROPE…NO…DON’T DO THIS…..BAAAAAAAM BURNING HAMMER OFF THE TOP FUCKING ROPE. HE’S DEAD…WALTER SLOWLY MAKES THE COVER…1…2…NO!!!!?. What is happening!?. Walter looks for the spinning lariat but Shawn ducts it nailing the atomic drop then forearm before going up top…ELBOW OFF THE TOP. HE’S NOT DONE…A SECOND ELBOW…A THIRD ELBOW…A FOURTH ELBOW!?…A FUCKING FIFTH ELBOW…THIS IS IT…I DONT THINK HE’S EVER DONE FIVE BEFORE…COVER……1…..2…..NO!!!. Walter kicked the fuck out!. Shawn looks for another elbow!?. WALTER GOES UP WITH HIM….WAIT…WHAT….REVERSED RANA DRIVER FROM WALTER FROM THE SECOND ROPE. HE’S NEVER DONE THAT BEFORE…HE’S NOT DONE. HE TAKES SHAWN TO THE TOP ROPE…..BAAAAM WALTER POWERBOMB FROM THE TOP. HE STANDS A BARELY LIMP SHAWN UP…CHARGES THE ROPES…SPINNING ROARING LARIAT!!!!!…..WALTER COVERS…..1……2…….3!!!!. DONE!. What a match and another possible match of the year!. Walter celebrates his victory standing over Shawn holding his belts. Who the hell is gonna defeat WALTER?. He may have not even been born yet!. We cut away.
Champion Vs Champion Matchup
All 3 Titles On The Line!
Bayley (c) Vs Kamille (c)
Our penultimate match of the evening with all titles on the line. We now think we know who will fight either Kamille or Bayley at Swimming With the Sharks and that should be a great match but only one of these women will accomplish that. Kamille dominates Bayley early on. Both of these girls are not that popular with the audience honestly but Kamille more over. Bayley gets that fine sweet fat ass beat down for a few minutes before a comeback is attempted. Of course only one title will be on the line at Swimming With the Sharks so it could be a short title. Signature and finishing moves from both girls. Kamille with a throwing chokeslam for a 2. Kamille with a sit down POWERBOMB but Bayley reverses with the Headlock Driver. Bayley with a Bayley to belly for a 2 count also. Kamille looks for a powerbomb off the top rope but Bayley stops it from happening nailing a belly to belly from the second rope but Kamille rolls into the ropes. Eventually a cover for a 2. Bayley really wants to become Bayley 3 Belts or 3 Belt Bayley. Bayley signals the end but Kamille locks in a bearhug and this could be it…Bayley climbs onto the back and looks for a choke out. Trying to wear her down and it works. Kamille is weak as Bayley looks for that new move she’s been doing but can she pick her up…SHE DOES IT…..BAAAAAM GANSO BOMB RIGHT ON THE HEAD…COVER…1…2…3!!!. She did it!. She actually did it. History has been made here and she might be one of the first women in history to hold three titles at the same time!. Fans are not happy but she doesn’t care. We cut away with fans booing.
EAM World Heavyweight Championship Matchup
Special Guest Referee: Mick Foley
MJF (c) Vs Jon Moxley
Well here we go it’s time for our main event of the evening. Out first comes Foley getting a great reaction. Here comes Moxley holding an EAM flag representing the real EAM!. Can he be the one to shut up MJF?. Here comes MJF but what is he doing?. He’s about to leave the ship but all of a sudden starts smiling and waving goodbye?. What the hell?. He’s leaving!. He’s taking his ship and leaving!. Rumors going around that this might be the actual Norwegian Pearl!. That won’t make Emil happy. It just feels like that we are heading for an MJF vs Emil match down the line maybe even on the Pearl!. Mox is not happy and leaves the ring going through the crowd still waving the flag. MJF stops smiling and quickly tries to pull the anchor up!. Mox grabs a speed cruiser from a guy and starts speeding towards the cruise haha!. Mox makes the ship and starts climbing the ladder as MJF is shitting himself!. Mox is climbing the ladder as the ship is trying to leave. Mox reaches the top!. Fans chant holy shit and here comes Stevens!…MOX MOVES OUT THE WAY AND WAAAAAH HE FALLS OFF THE SHIP INTO THE WATER. WHAT AN IDIOT. MJF pushes people and bikini clad women into Mox who just pushes them away. Charlotte just stares him down before slapping him but he pushes her into the yacht hot tub. MJF is climbing to the very top of the yacht and the helicopter pad!. He’s trying to escape in the heli!. Mox follows and we don’t want another helicopter incident at Supersplash on a ship!. MOX GRABS A HOLD OF MJF BEFORE HE CAN GET INTO THE HELICOPTER. WHAT IS HE DOING. MJF BEGS AS MOX LAUGHS LIKE A MADMAN. NO….WAIT…DON’T DO THIS….WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MOXLEY JUST THREW MJF OFF THE TOP OF THE FUCKING YACHT. THAT’S GOT TO BE MAYBE 80 FEET. HE MIGHT BE DEAD. Mox pulls the EAM flag out of his pocket and replaces it with the tEAM flag haha yea that’s what I’m talking about!. The real EAM logo is flying high in the air now!. Mox says fuck it and jumps into the water off the yacht as well jesus he’s crazy.
MJF is swimming to the shore and crawls on the sand coming towards the ring as Mox is seemingly a great swimmer and catches up fast. MJF enters the ring then gets on his knees begging Foley to end the match which has yet to even start. Mox is standing behind him as MJF turns around. FOLEY RINGS THE BELL…BAAAM DEATH RIDER DROP. NO WAY…1…HE’S GONNA BURY HIM HAHA…2…NO MJF KICKS OUT DAMN IT!. The match has just started. Mox beats the piss and vinegar out of MJF in and out of the ring. MJF eventually comes back with his usual style. A Swanton and suplex. MJF mocks Foley throughout the match of course. Mox comes back with a headlock driver and a catapult suplex for a two. Mox looks for the finish but MJF nails the Foley DDT out of disrespect…1…2…NO. MJF looks for the South Hamptons Plunge and gets it…1…2…Mox kicks out and MJF is pissed at Foley calling him a fat fuck and slow. Foley threatens Mr Socko but Mox rolls him up for a 2. All of a sudden here they come!. Stevens, Cornette and Charlotte are off the ship and trying to get involved in this but Foley stops them…WAIT MJF REACHES INTO HIS TRUNKS…BAAAM BRASS KNUCKLES RIGHT TO THE FACE…COVER…1…NO…2…MOX KICKS OUT THANKFULLY. Foley sees the knuckles and tells him to give it to him so MJF puts them on as Foley puts on Mr Socko and Socko grabs the knuckles off his fist and throws them outside but MJF knocks Foley to the outside!. LOOK AT THIS NOW. CORNETTE WITH A RACKET SHOT TO THE BACK, SANDOW TAKES MOXLEY DOWN. CHARLOTTE NAILS A SKYTWISTER. GODDAMN IT!. Foley gets in having no idea what happened as MJF apologises…MJF laughs at this and just picks Moxley’s lifeless body up…SOUTH HAMPTONS PLUNGE AGAIN…IT’S OVER…COVER…1…2…3…FUCK!. Damn it!. He did it again!.
They did it again. How many damn PPV’s are gonna end this way. We’re sick of it. It is original some of the stuff they do but this is bullshit. Fans start throwing stuff in the ring as the beat down continues after the match. Foley makes the save taking them down haha. Moxley helps Foley as they go back to back but no it’s just too much as Moxley is dog piled on. Foley stands in the ring in front of Cornette, MJF, Stevens and Charlotte. Be careful Mick. All of a sudden they back off and say fine we’ll leave?. Strange behaviour from them…WAIT…WHAT IS THIS FROM BEHIND…THAT’S MATT CARDONA. WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING HERE. FOLEY QUICKLY MR SOCKO’S CARDONA BUT….LOWBLOW FROM…CHELSEA GREEN!?. What is this!. BAAAM CARDONA LAYS OUT FOLEY. Cardona and Green go face to face with tEAM before smiling and hugging NO NO NO DAMN IT. PLEASE TELL ME NO!. Matt Cardona and Chelsea Green have just joined Team E.A.M. This is sick!. They stand over Mox and Foley before leaving and going back to the yacht. They climb up the ladder before standing next to each other holding all the titles with fans booing. The EAM flag is taken down and thrown into the water as the other flag replaces it again. This is bullshit. The show finally comes to an end with all of them holding hands as the yacht slowly moves away and disappears into the distance just like how the PRIDE PPV ended as we finally fade to black.
