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Show opens with the breaking news what the winner of tonights main event will be inducted into the hall of fame next year. It's also announced that tonight main event will be contested under No Disqualification rules! Then we are presented to this years inductees:
What an announcement to start the show and ladies and gentlemen welcome to EAM Night of the Slammies on a different night than usual. A great card but not before the 10th Anniversary Awards so let’s not waste any time and get to the show!.
Samoa Joe:
Inducting Samoa Joe no other than CM Punk!. He gets a mixed reaction as he comes out on the stage and speaks about his time in ROH and the classic trilogy. Says he’s always been a lifelong friend and introduces him. We get the MV of his career and everything he’s done. Joe comes out in a suit and speaks about his career and life, thanks the fans and we hear slight one more match chants and he winks. Who knows maybe at Grandslam!. This gets a huge ovation as we cut away.
The American Wolves:
Out come the Young Bucks to boos as they induct Wolves into the Hall of Fame. They speak about how much Wolves have done and how great they are before...wait a minute...they don’t deserve this!. You’re getting inducted into the Hall of Fame before we are!?. We are the greatest tag team of all time!. They’re just a couple of overrated, generic, vanilla spot monkey midgets!. Fans are booing like crazy as this has turned into a shoot with them using Wolves real name. Bucks even insult Davey’s wife Angelina Love calling her a plastic dog that’s spent too long in the oven!. Here they come!. Out come the Wolves who ask what are they doing....OMG THEY’RE FIGHTING ON THE STAGE. THIS IS SICK. Bucks are ruining this night for them!. They start destroying the set before picking up the HOF rings and throwing them to the ground!. Bucks rip the suits off Wolves and superkick them to the ground. Bucks get on the mic and say you know what!. We’re gonna do something that’s never been done before!. Similar to what’s happening later tonight!. We officially challenge Wolves to a match at Heating Up and the winner of that match will be the true inductees into the Hall of Fame either this year or next!. Hell we’ll even have our celebration at Grandslam if we have to and we’ll continue to wrestle after!. The Wolves fight off the Bucks and says challenge accepted. What a disgusting display and this has never happened before at a Slammy’s. We cut away with Bucks doing suck it’s getting booed as they leave through the crowd!.
Luke Thompson:
We see Luke in a suit thanking everybody, his career and Emil and EAM. We see every single poster ever created by him and he says he will continue and create more in the future!. Standing ovation from the audience.
Slammy Awards
Greatest Wrestler:
1: Kenny Omega
Wow well deserved. He’s almost been a solid worker especially over the past couple of years.
2: Keith Lee
Makes sense. He’s been very dominant and a solid worker.
3: Shawn Michaels
This is rather shocking since Shawn has only just returned so to get this high is amazing. This also means Lee beats Shawn as a wrestler this year. Shawn won’t be happy.
Also Velveteen Dream, Orange Cassidy, Cesaro and WALTER are in the top 10 and are given a shoutout.
Most Underrated Wrestler:
1: Keith Lee
Fans adore him so it makes sense.
2: Cesaro/Donovan Dijakovic
Triple C is always on this list and he deserves it!. Donovan also getting huge support and love from the audience.
3: Shane Mercer/Otis
Wow a joint third result with Otis being so popular he’s number 3 and maybe a shock as the newcomer Shane getting this attention so quickly.
Other names in the top 10 include Shotzi, WALTER, Dream and Orange Cassidy!.
Greatest Tag Team:
1: Heavy Machinery
WHAT A SHOCKER. People can’t believe it. They actually did it and even mentioned it!. Heavy have done it and from what we gather in very high numbers.
2: Ibushi and Omega/Sasha and Bayley
Another joint vote and the women getting second place. Makes sense because Ibushi/Omega they’re very good.
3: Young Bucks
Ooh they are not gonna be happy with this. Maybe some last minute votes were against them for what they did.
Other teams in the top 10 include Lucha Bros, Private Party, Dynasty and War Raiders
Most Underrated Tag Team:
1: Heavy Machinery
Wow they did it again!. They took both!. Otis is gonna be hungry after this. Double Slammy Winner!.
2: Lucha Bros
They’ve been showcasing a lot lately.
3: Dynasty
This will make MJF happy.
Greatest Performance by a Non-Wrestler:
1: Melissa Santos
It makes perfect sense for everything she’s done.
2: Salina/Maria
She’s been very good in her role and shocked Maria has fans!.
3: Emil
Haha Emil has some fans out there!.
Other names include Jim Cornette and Renee Young
Greatest Performance by a Non-EAM Wrestler:
1: Jim Cornette
Now this is controversial!. Cornette people aren’t sure about even deserves this. He’s technically an EAM announcer but does other stuff too!. Some fans boo.
2: Street Profits
Not in EAM just yet but almost.
3: HHH
Fans must have really loved his appearance at EAM!
Other names include Vince Russo, Donald Trump!? and Carlito haha he still has his fans.
Biggest Pop:
1: Shawn Michaels Title Win
Shocking the world after that result.
2: Keith Lee’s dominance
Lee’s path of destruction and huge shocking moves. Also Shawn beats him this time.
3: Orange Cassidy
He’s very popular so makes sense.
Depends what a pop defines and means either by wrestler or spot but Jax/Mickie match is up there and the towerbomb. Dream winning the title and Jax losing the title
Biggest Heat:
1: Nia Jax
Very controversial but she’ll love this.
2: MJF
Yup he’s a good bad guy so he will love this.
3: Mike and Maria
They’re both the jokes of EAM and fans do not like them for it!.
Biggest Oh My Gawd Moment Of The Season:
1: Tower Bomb
The Mickie/Jax towerbomb which shocked the world and we thought they killed each other.
2: Travis Gerweck return in the Rumble
Definitely a shocker that nobody was expecting.
3: HBK winning the world title.
Makes sense again.
Alexa winning the title, Jax losing the title, Kross Fire brainbuster on top of the ladder and the entire Triple Cage match.
Greatest Feud:
1: Nia Jax vs Mickie James
It makes perfect sense. It just doesn’t end.
2: Orange Cassidy vs Velveteen Dream
Both very popular and some fun matches.
3: Keith Lee vs Everybody
Yup he’s destroyed everyone it only makes sense.
Orton/Moxley, Omega/Ibushi, the Pride 6 big man feud, Travis/Emil and Dynasty vs Everybody all in the top 10.
Match Of The Year:
1: Nia Jax (c) Vs Mickie James (Grandslam 14)
Jax/Mickie win it!. Was one of the craziest matches we’ve ever seen so it’s a perfect end to Mickie’s career.
2: EAM Title Match
Velveteen Dream (c) Vs Shawn Michaels (Supersplash IX)
A huge match and Shawn’s victory.
3: Symphony Of Destruction Match for the EAM Title
Velveteen Dream (c) Vs Orange Cassidy (Wrass Bash IX)
It was very entertaining and crazy.
Top 5 include: Kenny Omega (c) Vs Velveteen Dream (FFG 14) and the Alt For Norge Match: MJF Vs Human Tornado (Hardcore Hangover IV)
EAM Womens Tag Team Championships Matchup
Beth Phoenix & Jillian Hall (c) Vs Sara Del Rey & AJ Lee (No Boys Allowed!)
Buried Alive Match
Marty Scurll Vs Finn Balor (Supersplash IX)
Triple Threat Match for The Center of Attention Title
Nia Jax (c) vs Alexa Bliss Vs Mickie James (Swimming with Sharks IX)
Pride Title Match
WALTER (c) Vs Killer Kross (Three Steel Steps To Heaven)
Ornate Prime Championship Match
Keith Lee (c) Vs Donovan Dijakovic (The CrissCross Collision 2)
CARD
Pride Tag Team Championships Matchup
Heavy Machinery (Otis & Tucker) (c) Vs Kevin Steen & El Generico
Welcome everybody to another PPV. It’s been a solid show so far so let’s not waste any time and get to the action. Steen and Generico come out getting a mixed reaction. Of course they’re not as good as they used to be but are okay. Heavy come out with a huge ovation and look at this!. They have the Slammy’s with them!. The double award winning Heavy Machinery have arrived!. Otis is carrying the awards in his fat rolls!. The bell rings and here we go. Back and forth action in this curtain jerker. Lots of comedy, signature, finishing moves and even a dance off with Otis winning. Tucker with a moonsault to the outside of the ring taking everybody out. Generico with a Yakuza Kick, Blue Thunder Bomb and a moonsault that misses. Steen with a sidewinder, swanton bomb and cannonball. Definitely showing old school versions of their moves. Owens and Zayn names brung them down it looks like. Tucker with a double stunner. Otis with a big running bulldog powerslam. Otis with a bear hug to both men at the same time. Otis with a military press onto Zayn throwing him over the top rope to the outside of the ring. Steen looks for the Packaged Piledriver but Otis takes him down and nails the caterpillar. Here we go....they’re looking for it...TRACTOR AND TRAILER....COVER TO STEEN....1...2...3...IT’S OVER!. Heavy pick up the win in this fun opener and keep the titles. They have a lot of gold on them now!. Two tag belts, four Slammy’s and who knows maybe they’ll wanna come after the main roster soon!.
Primetime Bitch Championship Matchup
Penelope Ford (c) Vs Jamie Hayter
Up next another title match between the women who’s been gaining a lot of steam recently vs the Harem. The bell rings and here we go. Jamie dominates for the first five minutes. Signature moves attempted and the bronco buster. Jamie with the titty twister and side russian leg sweep. Ford comes back with the Ford Fiesta for the 2 count. Jamie nails the Hayter Bomb for a close 2. Ford doesn’t want to become the first women in the Harem to lose a title. Hayter looks for the reversed razor’s edge turned into an assault driver for another close 2. Jamie with a swirly and other childish moves. Ford tries to cheat with a low blow but doesn’t seem to work on women. Jamie takes Ford to the top rope looking for a superplex...FORD REVERSES IT.....BAAAAAAM FORD FIESTA OFF THE TOP ROPE....GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY...1...2...3...DONE!. Just like that. One simple mistake has cost Jamie!. Ford celebrates her win as we cut away.
EAM Tag Team Championships Matchup
The Lucha Bros (Pentagon Jr. & Rey Fenix) (c) w/Salina Vs The Dynasty (Richard Holliday & Alexander Hammerstone) w/Gino.
Yet another title match is up next in which Dynasty will attempt to go after the tag team titles. With Grandslam so close nobody wants to lose belts so close to it. Back and forth match from both teams. Not sure this match has ever happened anywhere so it might be a first ever time match. Salina of course on the outside trying to help. MJF not at ringside because he’s busy later on. Gino is at ringside which scares and stops Salina a little bit. Neither of these teams are really popular with the fans. Lucha Brother with the splash/legdrop. Pentagon with a frog splash from the top for a 2. Face washes as well. Dynasty come back trying to take out Fenix. Salina comes in as Pentagon gets her arm trying to break it but Gino comes in and carries Salina out the ring!. Dynasty help as well but from behind this leads to the Packaged Piledriver assisted stomp and Fenix with a corkscrew 450 taking Gino/Salina and Alex out on the outside....1....2...3...IT’S OVER. Pentagon pins Richard and retains the titles. They celebrate the win after the match but it continues with a brawl involving everybody as we cut away so it looks like this one might not be over.
Running Mate Championship Matchup
Orange Cassidy (c) Vs AJ Styles
Another title match up next maybe the biggest of the night so far. Both men come out getting pretty solid reactions. AJ now that’s a guy who deserves to be in the HOF. You got to wonder if Cassidy is going to try and get a world title match out of HBK soon unless he doesn’t care. Speaking of HBK could you imagine HBK vs AJ Styles!. Back and forth as the bell rings. Orange doing his usual shtick but AJ isn’t falling for it. Think they’ve wrestled before. Cassidy with the no armed rana, hip tosses and dives through the ropes. AJ rips his glasses off and stomps on them making him mad. AJ keeps knocking Cassidy to the ground but he just kips up and again and again!. Springboard forearm takes him down for a 2 count cover. Aj looks for a springboard 450 but Cassidy reverses into the Orange Dream!....1...2...AJ kicks out. ORANGE FEV...AJ REVERSES IT....STYLES CLAS...BUT ORANGE’S HAND ARE IN HIS POCKET. HAHA STYLES CAN’T LOCK HIS ARMS. GENIUS. BAAAAM ORANGE FEVER REVERSAL....1.....2....NO AJ KICKS OUT. Fans are really getting into this one. Orange again looks for the finisher but Styles with a Pele Kick and springboard 450...1....2...Orange kicks out. He locks his arm around the rope and AJ can’t get it off him. Styles goes the top looking for the Spiral Tap but Cassidy jumps to the top with no hands. Orange and Keith Lee might be the most popular wrestlers in EAM. NO ARMED RANA OFF THE TOP ROPE TO AJ HOLY SHIT. HE JUST GETS BETTER AND BETTER. BAAAAM ORANGE CRUSH....1....2....3...DONE!. Orange picks up the win and keeps his title in this fun match. He doesn’t celebrate the win after the match but seemingly looks at the Grandslam sign and barely points at it!. What does this mean!.
Ladder Matchup for the EAM Womens Tag Team Championships
Piper Niven & Session Moth Martina (c) Vs Sasha Banks & Bayley Vs Sara Del Rey & AJ Lee Vs Beth Phoenix & Jillian Hall
Up next is another ladder match and we’ve been having a lot of these recently. Would have been nice if it was at Grandslam but here we go. Lots of history between all of them and might be the first ever time this has happened. Mixed reactions for all of them. Back and forth action, signature, finishing, high flying and big bump moves from everyone involved. Sasha and Bayley with a double dive off two ladders in the ring onto everybody outside the ring. Niven nails a splash off the top rope onto a ladder on Beth and Hall. Lee locks in a Black Widow submission around a ladder!. Del Rey Destroyer onto a ladder. Hall and Beth with the airplane ladder spin taking everybody down. Bayley nails the Hugplex off the top rope to Martina onto ladders and people in the ring. Just crazy spots throughout. Some this is awesome chants as well. Hall of Pain on a ladder. Martina with the JAGERBOMB onto a ladder taking Lee and Sara down. Two ladders set up in the ring with Martina climbing but she gets powerbombed over the top rope through a ladder on the barricade/ring apron!. Niven tries to climb but struggles being bigger. They tip her up and she falls through a ladder on the other side good god!. Martina and Niven are done!.
We’re gonna have new champions now. Banks climbs to the top of the ladder with AJ. Back and forth between these two before a Banks Statement on top of the ladder!. This is incredible. BETH KNOCKS THE LADDER DOWN TAKING THEM TO THE OUTSIDE. WE ARE DOWN TO 4 GIRLS IN THE RING. Bayley, Hall, Beth and Sara and they all begin to climb the two ladders reaching high. SARA GRABS A HOLD OF JILLIAN....BAAAAM BUTTERFLY SUPLEX FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER TAKES HER AND HALL DOWN. WE ARE DOWN TO THE FINAL TWO. BETH AND BAYLEY. Back and forth!. BETH CHOKES BAYLEY. GOOD GOD. BETH HAS BAYLEY HANGING OFF THE LADDER BY HER NECK!. She turns it around.....GLAM SLAM OFF THE LADDER GOOD GOD. Beth climbs up the ladder the only one in the ring!. SHE’S REACHING HIGH.....WAIT A MINUTE....THAT’S MARTINA. SHE SPRINGBOARDS ONTO THE LADDER HOLY SHIT. HALL IS TRYING TO STOP MARTINA BUT NIVEN PULLS HER TO THE OUTSIDE. Martina and Beth the final two girls fighting it out on top of the ladder. Back and forth and Beth is stronger and looks better. Beth is calling for Hall to help but she can’t. She didn’t see what happened. MARTINA PULLS OUT THE CONDOM....MR DUREXO. CONDOM MR SOCKO ON TOP OF THE LADDER. NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE. SHE CHOKES BETH OUT WHO FALLS TO THE MAT. SHE REACHES HIGH!. MARTINA GRABS IT. SHE DID IT. WHAT A MATCH. The Harem keep the title and they are 2/2 tonight!. They celebrate their win after the match while back in the ring Beth is shouting and arguing at Hall blaming her. She pushes her to the ground before storming off, unexpected but its been brewing for a while now. We cut away with Hall looking on in shock.
Warfare of Tomorrow Matchup
Asuka Vs Shotzi Blackhart
Fans still reeling from our previous match but up next we have a first time ever match. Something called a Warfare of Tomorrow match. We go to the ring and haha look at this!. There’s miniature buildings and tanks!. There’s two tanks in either corner. There’s also mini almost Lego looking buildings based off real buildings and there’s also something hidden under a blanket and making a noise slightly hmm what is that. There’s also little figures of people out the windows etc. This reminds me of Kaiju Big Battel. Out comes both girls getting a solid reaction. The bell rings and here we go!. Both girls are much taller than the buildings. They look like giants standing over these small buildings and figurines. The referee is also a midget. ASUKA STARTS WITH MIST SHOTZI DUCTS. SHE HAS MIST OF HER OWN AND SPRAYS IT IN ASUKA’S EYES. GERMAN SUPLEX ONTO A BUILDING!...1...2...NO. No idea if it’s cardboard, wood or something else!. Shotzi then goes around the ring picking up little figurines and putting them in Asuka’s mouth!. She dropkicks them out. She stacks three buildings on top of each other looking to spear Asuka who moves the way but Asuka spinebusters her through all three buildings. This is like a Japanese monster movie!. Asuka puts one of the buildings on her head and nails a powerbomb for a 2. She does it again looking for a piledriver but Shotzi reverses. She’s been getting really popular lately. Shotzi starts throwing what appears to be micro cars at Asuka haha!. Asuka is trying to avoid them by kicking them away. Even doing a matrix style move. Asuka charges at Shotzi but trips on one of the cars sending herself into a building. Could you imagine what this looks like from the ground and we have that!. We see a little camera pointing up out of a building. Like we’re in a King Kong movie!. SHOTZI DDT’S ASUKA THROUGH THE CAMERA BUILDING DESTROYING IT!. We’re making our own movie tonight here in EAM!.
Shotzi then sees it in the corner!. Here we go!. She gets in the tank and attempts to run over Asuka who moves out the way in time. She then manages to get in the other tank in the corner and haha look at this!. They start revving up and playing a game of chicken!. THEY CHARGE INTO EACH OTHER. BANGING AT EACH OTHERS TANK LIKE BUMPER CARS.. Barely any damage or hurt is done though. This is one of the craziest things we’ve ever seen!. Two grown women in micro tanks surrounded by mini buildings, people and cars!. Shotzi goes back, charges up and spears her tank into Asuka which seemingly knocks her out as her head falls to the ground. Shotzi gets out of her tank and it looks like Asuka knocked herself out. Shotzi looks worried and carefully goes over to Asuka checking in her and uh oh she’s not moving. She then asks for an ambulance and omg....it’s a micro ambulance!. A small tiny ambulance has driven to the ring and someone gets out dressed as a paramedic...IT’S HORNSWOGGLE....HAHA WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING HERE. HORNSWOGGLE GETS ON THE APRON. SHOTZI IS CONFUSED....WAIT A MINUTE....FROM BEHIND ASUKA SPRAYS MIST IN THE FACE OF SHOTZI!. She was playing all along. Asuka then looks freaked out by Hornswoggle and kicks him to the outside floor who eventually leaves in the ambulance. Asuka then waits for Shotzi who’s trying to get the mist out of her eyes....ASUKA LOCK....ASUKA LOCKS SHOTZI IN THE SUBMISSION AND IT’S ALL OVER....SHOTZI IS TRYING TO FIGHT BACK BUT CAN’T. SHE THROWS BUILDINGS AND PEOPLE AT ASUKA BUT SHE WON’T LET GO. She reaches into the corner and grabs her spiked helmet and starts hitting Asuka with it causing her to break the hold!.
This might be the greatest match in history!. Or at least the year and every Slammies show it seems we have a match of the year. She waits for Asuka to get up for another hit but Asuka spin kicks it out of her hand. Asuka starts shouting at Shotzi who shouts back. They start throwing buildings at each other. Even the referee is small and they start throwing the referee back and forth!. This has to be a hate crime against midgets!. They toss the referee to each other as Shotzi gets the final throw. Asuka places the referee down in the corner and pats him on the head. Shotzi goes to the corner and that thing that is making a sound that’s covered and takes it off...Asuka turns around....SHOTZI HAS....OMG....THAT’S GODZILLA.....GOJIRA.....GODZILLA....SHOTZI HAS A MICRO MINI VERSION OF GODZILLA MAKING THE SCREAM AND WITH FIRE COMING OUT OF IT’S MOUTH. ASUKA LOOKS TERRIFIED. THAT’S NOT RACIST AT ALL. SOME LIGHT-HEARTED RACISM IN EAM!. SHOTZI THROWS GODZILLA AT ASUKA WHO TRIES TO AVOID IT AND STUMBLES OUT THE WAY....BAAAAAM TIGER SUPLEX BY SHOTZI HER FINISHER TO ASUKA ONTO ANOTHER MICRO MINI BUILDING....COVER....1....2....3....DONE!. Wow what a match!. I don’t think anybody was expecting that. Fans are laughing, confused, offended and angry!. What the hell did we just see. Now that’s a racist ending to a match!. We’re probably gonna get in trouble for that. I doubt Japan will ever want us back!. Shotzi celebrates her victory and leaves in her tank while Asuka has a tantrum in the ring destroying everything else and ripping Godzilla in half. Well there you go...that’s us...welcome to EAM folks!. We finally cut away.
PRIDE Championship Matchup
Killer Kross (c) Vs Mance Warner
I have no idea how they are gonna top what we just saw but they’ll try. We get the build up and MV of how this match happened but they’re fighting on the entrance ramp already!. Here we go. Warner wants to take Kross out early on!. Warner spears Kross into the barricade and ring apron. Referee is trying to stop them. It’s crazy how much the Pride title has changed. It’s one of the best and how diverse and different the feuds have been. Scarlett tries to attack Warner who kisses her and helps Kross come back. Kross beats down Warner with some big moves. Military press into the crowd. Kross then picks up the steel steps!?. What is he doing...WAAAAH KROSS THROWS THE STEPS INTO THE CROWD AND WARNER JUST MOVES IN TIME. Holy shit that could have killed him. Fans almost got hurt as well after that one. Warner manages to get to the ring and attack Scarlett and tells Kross to back off!. He holds her in a bear hug in the ring and Kross enters. What a strange match. Kross comes in and just spears Scarlett into Warner!. What the hell was that. Good way to stop it but risking Scarlett. Kross starts beating down Warner with facewashes almost breaking his nose. Scarlett looks happy with the pain almost like she enjoyed it!. What do they get up to in the bedroom!. Kross looks for a powerbomb but Warner reverses it....STRAIGHT JACKET PILEDRIVER...GOOD GOD...1....2...NO. Warner takes control with basic wrestling moves and holds for the next few minutes. Dirty Rag Driver and a scoop slam for 2. Scarlett again gets involved on the apron but Warner has had enough and just slaps her to the ground but she licks the slaps!. BIG BOOT BY KROSS...1...2...NO. Lot of storytelling in this one. Kross takes Warner to the corner but he reverses with a Satellite DDT...1...2...NO Kross kicks out. Pretty solid match so far. Warner looks for his finisher....KROSS REVERSES INTO THE KROSS JACKET...WARNER MIGHT HAVE TO TAP OUT BUT HE STOMPS ON KROSS’ FEET TO STOP IT. Very creative. DOOMSDAY SAITO SUPLEX BY KROSS....1....2....WARNER ROLLS OUTSIDE THE RING. Smart again. Kross distracts the referee and look at this...Scarlett getting involved. Slapping Warner across the face before trying to choke him out but Warner fights it off and gets in top rope back in the ring. BAAAAM LOW BLOW BY SCARLETT. COME ON. The referee didn’t see it. Kross smiles and goes to the corner....uh oh....he’s looking for it....KROSS FIRE ON THE TOP ROPE....THE BRAINBUSTER.....COVER 1.....2....3....DONE!. What a crazy ending but Kross and Scarlett have remained champion. They celebrate in the ring over Warner’s body while Scarlett holds the belt and we cut away.
Fatal 4-Way Matchup For The EAM Center of Attention Championship
Alexa Bliss (c) Vs Ronda Rousey Vs Nia Jax Vs Leah Von Dutch
Up next another title match and this has been a great show so far!. A main event worthy match up now. We get the intros and here we go!. Back and forth from everyone involved. So much history and talent from all. Signature, finishing, high flying, double team spots. Of course Charlotte isn’t in this match remember and she’s annoyed by that. Got to wonder if they don’t win tonight then what match Rond/Jax and even Charlotte will have at Grandslam maybe against each other that would be crazy!. The only women in this match not to be champion is Leah remember. It’s very rare when a title changes hands in a four way though. Alexa wants to make it 3/3 for the Harem. They want to go to Grandslam with all the gold. Dutch Oven and Destroyer to everyone in the ring. Ronda with an Olympic Slam and armbar to girls in the ring. Jax dominates and throws everyone around the ring. Squashes and splashes to everyone. Jax looking the best right now and dominates for almost 10 minutes. Alexa with a Moonknee and neckbreaker. Top rope elbow. Jax sits on the top rope as Alexa stops her and gets on top of her shoulders. She’s trying to win the same way she won the title....TWISTED BLISS OFF THE TOP OF JAX’S SHOULDERS TO DUTCH....1....2....JAX WITH A SPLASH BREAKS IT. Not gonna let it happen this time. Ronda and Jax have a face off and start brawling hitting each other hard. They eventually fight each other to the outside of the ring brawling up the rampway to the top. Alexa and Dutch are left in the ring. Dutch is behind Alexa as she looks on waiting....DUTCH DESTROYER...SHE GOT IT...COVER....1...NO WAY....2....NO ALEXA KICKS OUT.
WAIT A MINUTE ON THE STAGE RONDA AND JAX ARE ON THE EDGE...THEY ARE ABOUT TO FALL....THAT’S CHARLOTTE...SHE’S HERE. SHE’S HAD HISTORY WITH BOTH OF THESE GIRLS AND NOT HAPPY SHE’S NOT IN THIS MATCH. PLUS THE RUMORS OF THE MIXED TAG TITLE MATCH SHE WANTS REMEMBER. CHARLOTTE WAITS.....BAAAAAAM SPEAR....CHARLOTTE SPEARS JAX AND RONDA OFF THE SIDE OF THE STAGE SENDING THEM INTO TABLES AND WIRES AND AN ELECTRICAL STORM. Charlotte stands on the stage over both of them as she’s made this about her!. Charlotte celebrates to boos as she stares down Alexa in the ring sending a message. WAIT...FROM BEHIND....BAAAAM BECKY LYNCH TAKES DOWN CHARLOTTE. GO TO HELL TO CHARLOTTE ON THE STAGE. This is crazy it just never ends!. Becky goes to the back as back in the ring Dutch and Alexa are fighting it out. WAIT A MINUTE AGAIN....THE HAREM ARE AT RINGSIDE. NIVEN, MARTINA AND FORD ON EACH SIDE OF THE RING. This isn’t a fair chance or match for Dutch. She knocks all three girls off the apron. Alexa attacks from behind taking her down. She goes to the top rope....TWISTED BLISS OFF THE TOP...COVER....1...2...3...DONE!. Wow Alexa keeps the title but in unfair circumstances. What a crazy match though and more build up between Harem/Dutch and it doesn’t look like this one is over. While Becky/Charlotte/Jax continue that feud as well. We finally cut away with Harem celebrating their victories tonight holding all the gold in the ring because who can stop them!?.
3-On-3 Special Attraction Tag Team Matchup - Fans Choose The Opponents
Shawn Michaels, Donovan Dijakovic & Claudio Castagnoli Vs Keith Lee, MJF & Velveteen Dream
Our penultimate match of the evening is a huge major 6 man tag that builds up towards Grandslam. So much talent in this match so let’s not waste any time and get to the match. MJF comes out first getting boos, Dream mixed reaction and Lee the biggest then out comes Cesaro to a solid reaction, Donovan to a great reaction and HBK also a great reaction as the bell rings and here we go. Big crazy action to start the match with Lee and HBK going right after each other and Donovan also trying to attack Lee. Cesaro and MJF attack each other as well because they’re feuding. Back and forth action, big double team moves, signature and finishing moves. This is main event worthy on any show in any promotion. A near 30 minute match in this one. Dream dives onto everybody outside the ring, Lee follows after that with a huge dive!. Shawn with the moonsault to everybody and finally finishes with Donovan’s huge springboard swanton taking everybody out. DREAM MACHINE, EXPERIENCE IN THE RING...1....2...NO. Cesaro with a cravate, Recoli bomb, a double big swing and Neutraliser. Donovan with a Spirit Bomb and Burning Hammer and Lee with a moonsault, military press driver and BBC but none of these moves are enough for the win. MJF WITH A FRIEDMAN FALL OUTSIDE THE RING TO HBK. Just crazy non stop back and forth between everybody throughout. Talent both past and future and that’s an idea for a future show. Past vs future wrestlers would be interesting. Dream’s popularity has fallen since he lost the belt and controversy over his personal life has hurt him. This is a huge chance for MJF as well who wants his title back from Cesaro who just uppercuts him. Shawn with an elbow off the top rope, kip up, atomic drop and tries to SUPERKICK Lee but he reverses into a BBC...1....2....NO interrupted could you imagine if Lee pins HBK two months before Grandslam. Shawn and Lee then start a back and forth and he wants revenge on taking out DX. They fight into the crowd!. Throw each other into the fans chairs and barricades while Cesaro and MJF are fighting outside the ring. Cesaro and MJF on top of the announce table....BAAAAAM ASSAULT DRIVER FRIEDMAN FALL THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE BY MJF TO CESARO!. The referee has distracted by this chaos so didn’t even see it. Back in the ring Dream with a top rope elbow...1...2...NO Donovan kicks out. DONOVAN WITH A PELE KICK, MOONSAULT. Don’t forgot Donovan’s feud with Lee he defeated him for the title. Donovan with a military press into a soccer kick...1....2...DREAM KICKS OUT. WAIT A MINUTE IN THE CROWD LOOK AT THIS. SHAWN AND LEE HAVE FOUGHT INTO THE PARKING LOT. Lee tries to charge Shawn into a giant truck but Shawn starts climbing!. Lee has no problem following. OMG HBK AND LEE FIGHTING ON TOP OF THIS SEMI TRUCK. Fans chant this is awesome. All hell has broken loose!. SWEET CHIN MU...NO LEE PICKS HIM UP. BBC....NO...HBK REVERSES. THEY’RE BOTH TEETERING ON THE EDGE.....WAAAAAAAH HBK AND LEE FALL OFF THE TRUCK THROUGH TABLES AND PIPES. GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY. WHAT A MATCH THAT IS GONNA BE. LEE AND HBK ARE OUT. BACK IN THE RING DREAM WITH A DREAM EXPERIENCE....1....2...NO DONOVAN KICKS OUT. Fans are going crazy right now. Back and forth in the middle of the ring...SPIRIT BOMB....HE HOLDS ONTO IT...ANOTHER SPIRIT BOMB...HE HOLDS ONTO IT.....BAAAAAAAAM FEAST YOUR EYES HIS FINISHER....COVER....1....2....3....DONE!. WOW IT’S OVER. HOLY SHIT. What a showing for Donovan and what a push!. I don’t think anybody thought he would be the guy to get the pinfall and win this match!. Donovan has won for his team and is the last man standing and sends a message to everybody in the ring. He celebrates the win by himself because of everybody else being taken out as we finally cut away!.
No Disqualifications!
If Moxley wins, he becomes GM of Jamboree.
If Orton wins, he gets inducted into EAM Hall of Fame.
Randy Orton Vs Jon Moxley
It is now time for our main event of the evening!. A match that nobody thought this gimmick would happen in. A never before done stipulation in which if Moxley wins he’ll become the GM but if Orton wins he’ll get inducted into the Hall of Fame next year!. Even the Hall of Fame in EAM have gimmicks around them!. Both men coming out getting different reactions and here we go!. Moxley who is much more popular and you have to wonder what he’d do if he was GM!. Violent matches every week!?. Helping UVS!?. Would be interesting to see. Orton gets more of a heel response and he hasn’t beaten Moxley in a very long time. Almost every match recently Orton has lost against Moxley. He is technically retired but keeps on wrestling so you got to wonder win or lose if this would be his last match even though you normally lose your last match cough ***Undertaker***cough. It should be interesting to see what Orton does in the next year if he does get inducted. Would be fascinating to see. The bell rings and here we go. Back and forth straight away. No DQ in this one of course. 30 minutes of action between the both of them. Neckbreaker, stompbodies, rope hung DDT and a dropkick. While Moxley nails a hook and ladder, JBL for a close 2. They eventually fight outside of the ring. Orton with a ring bell to the head of MOX busting him open. Orton then stabs MOX with the hammer off the bell making the cut worse!. Orton throws MOX into the barricade side....SPEAR...MOX MOVES OUT THE WAY AND ORTON SENDS HIMSELF INTO THE BARRICADE DESTROYING IT COMPLETELY. SUPLEX ON THE CONCRETE AND CHAIRS IN THE CROWD. No falls out here though. MOX mocks Orton with a barricade hung DDT. MOX looks under the ring and uuuuh....oh....MOX has a barbed wire bat!. Orton’s only ever done that once in his career and that was against Foley remember!.
Orton looks scared and runs into the ring. MOX throws the bat into the ring and gets the steel steps and puts them in with a couple of chairs and a table. MOX comes in and BAAAAM BARBED WIRE SHOT BY ORTON TO MOX. OVER AND OVER. RIPPING HIS CLOTHES OFF WITH IT. MOX starts throwing chairs at him to make him drop it. MOX runs up the steps in the ring and dives onto Orton great way to stop it!. I’m sure both of these men will be inducted into the HOF eventually but right now is the focus. Who can forget their awesome feud for the world title years ago. MOX with a Hook and Ladder on the steel steps!...1...2...NO Orton kicks out. MOX goes over to the barbed wire bat and picks it up and has something in his pocket...what is that...he starts covering it in...OMG FIRE....WE HAVE FIRE. A BARBED WIRE FLAMING BAT. MOX swing away at Orton who ducks and dives. Orton tries to put out the flames with the chair using it like a fan haha. Orton manages to get behind MOX and grabs the bat off him...AAAAAAH BARBED WIRE FIRE BAT TO MOX. HOLY SHIT AND ANOTHER ONE. HE THEN SMASHES IT OVER MOX’S BACK TO BREAKING THE BAT IN HALF AND PUTS OUT THE FIRE. GOOD GOD. This is not the main event we envisioned. Orton wisely kicks it to the outside of the ring while fans chant holy shit....1....2...MOX kicks out. Orton sets up a couple of chairs and just suplexes him right through both of them!...1...2...MOX kicks out. He sets them up again but turns them around so the spines are facing each other!...MOX REVERSES PICKING ORTON UP AND DROPPING HIM BALLS FIRST ONTO THE SPINES OF THE CHAIR...FOLLOWED BY THE...DIRTY DEEDS....COVER....1....2....NO ORTON KICKS OUT. This is awesome chants from the crowd as MOX signals the end looking for the Death Rider...Orton reverses it.....BAAAAAAAAM RKO OUT OF NOWHERE....COVER....1....2....MOX KICKS OUT. What a match we have here!.
Orton then gets a sick idea and puts two chairs next to the steel steps then puts the table on top of those two chairs so the steps is underneath the table!. Orton takes MOX to the corner who fights it off. He puts Orton on the top rope and nails headbutts. MOX IS GONNA RANA ORTON OFF THE TOP ROPE BUT HE STOPS IT. Orton slides through and looks for a superplex off the top but MOX kicks him down to the mat. Orton with an uppercut and climbs to the top rope with him....WAIT A MINUTE...NO.....NO.....WAAAAAAAAH RKO OFF THE TOP ROPE THROUGH THE TABLE AND ONTO THE STEEL STEPS HOLY SHIT. I DON’T THINK WE’VE EVER SEEN THAT HAPPEN BEFORE...MOX IS DEAD. Orton can’t find MOX though in this mess...all of this for a Hall of Fame spot you can tell what it means to Orton....he eventually finds and covers Moxley....cover....1.....2.....NO. ARE YOU KIDDING ME. MOXLEY SURVIVED. THIS IS CRAZY. Orton can’t believe it picking up MOX and then slaps MOX across the face telling him to lay down for his GM!. He stands atop the steel steps looking for the RKO on top of them. This will surely finish MOX off for good. Could you imagine if Orton actually beats MOX in his own type of match!?. He’ll wanna go after the world title next!. Orton vs HBK at Heating Up!. RK....NO....MOX REVERSES...BAAAAAAAM DEATH RIDER DROP ON TOP OF THE STEEL STEPS...MOX TRIES TO COVER BUT ORTON ROLLS DOWN THE STEPS WISELY OR BY ACCIDENT...COVER....1.....2....ORTON KICKS OUT. THIS MATCH IS INSANE. Moxley can’t believe it but wastes no time clearing the crap out of the ring leaving just one chair and steel steps. He then goes outside the ring getting some of the barbed wire and putting it around his arm and starts hitting Orton over the back and again and again with the barbed wire whip before going for a lariat....JAW BREAKER LARIAT...WITH THE BARBED WIRE AROUND HIS ARM....BUT ORTON WITH A LOW BLOW. SMART BUT SICK MOVE. Orton gets up and sorts himself out getting that sick look and another idea again.
He does that evil smile and picks up a chair but MOX rolls to the outside. He throws something into the ring and comes back in as Orton tries to beat him with the chair. MOX starts beating Orton this sand bag over and over before opening it and OOOOH MY....IT’S THUMBTACKS. MOX PUTS THE TACKS ON TOP OF THE STEEL STEPS COVERING IT COMPLETELY....MOXLEY LOOKS FOR THE FINISH ON TOP OF THE STEPS NO....ORTON WITH A HIGH BACK BODY DROP REVERSAL SENDING MOXLEY INTO THE TACKS ON THE STEEL STEPS GOOD GOD. HE EVEN HURT HIMSELF AND LANDED IN THEM. Orton manages to get up first, grabs the chair then puts it around Moxley’s neck!?. Orton picks Moxley up......BAAAAAAAAM RKO TO MOXLEY WITH THE CHAIR AROUND HIS NECK HOLY FUCK. OMG. MOXLEY IS CONVULSING IN THE RING. HE’S COUGHING UP PURPLE BLOOD. THE REFREE IS CHECKING HIM BUT ORTON THROWS HIM OUT THE WAY. HE’S NOT DONE. ORTON PUTS MOXLEY’S HEAD DOWN IN FRONT OF THE STEEL STEPS. HE PUTS A CHAIR IN FRONT OF MOXLEY’S HEAD WHO’S ON HIS HANDS AND KNEES. Orton goes to the corner....what now....NO....NO ORTON DON’T PLEASE....IT’S NOT WORTH IT......WAAAAAAAAAAAH BAAAAAM ORTON WITH A PUNT TO MOXLEY’S HEAD WITH A CHAIR AND STEEL STEPS BETWEEN IT. ORTON JUST SQUASHED AND PUNTED MOXLEY’S HEAD INTO THE STEEL STEPS WITH THE CHAIR IN FRONT OF MOX’S HEAD. LIKE A FUCKING OREO....ORTON FINALLY COVERS.....1......2.....3.....DONE!. Holy shit what a match. I don’t think anybody was expecting that level of violence or sanity. Orton stands up with the blood around his body and tacks in his back celebrating his victory and this means he will be inducted into the Hall of Fame but is it worth it!?. Orton stands atop the steel steps and Moxley’s body celebrating his victory as we finally fade to black!...
