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Host for this PPV:
EAM Primetime Bitch Champion; Alexa Bliss
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Welcome everybody to EAM Cyberslam!. The return of a very popular PPV. Lot happening tonight with only half of the card confirmed!. Let’s waste no time and get to our first matc…WAIT…IT’S ALEXA!. She’s sitting crosslegged on top of the Ultimate X and swinging around haha. She then talks and says welcome to my show and what a show it will be!. She speaks about the card and introduces our first match. There was some confusion and controversy over what this PPV was but we can confirm that this is a fan choice and vote PPV not a roulette wheel but we will do that in the future!. So let’s start the show!. Sometimes we will have people just come out, sometimes we’ll have names and stipulations on the titantron and find out the results. Out first comes Ricochet who we haven’t seen in a long time. The winner of this match will get the new vacated title which is and does belong to Ricochet but he will have to compete and earn it like everybody else. Alexa then says because it’s MY show I’ve decided to change this match and make it even crazier by making it…8 people!. Wow huge announcement by Alexa. She then disappears. The title is hanging high as we now get our first fan vote and choice entering the match.
Coming down to the ring…SAMMY GUEVERA!. Big ovation for him and it makes sense. Coming out next…THE AMAZING RED!. Haha wow awesome what a shocker!. We have not seen him in years!. No idea how these people are voted on. It might be forums, groups of people, women, men, who knows but interesting so far!. Coming out next…JODY FLEISCH!. Haha another shocker here. Very popular English wrestler and he was actually Travis Gerweck’s first wrestler he saw live and the first ever man to do the 720 DDT. Coming out next…PAC!. Woah, unexpected name here. We haven’t seen him in a while either but he is a high flying wrestler and suits this match and that’s the gimmick this match is which wasn’t really revealed before this show. Coming out next…LOW KI!. Haha awesome. Another wrestler we haven’t seen in a while. Coming out seventh…WAIT…WHAT…THAT’S CHARLOTTE FLAIR. How the hell did she get in this?. Rigged?. Women all voted?. Flair fans?. I guess there’s no rule about women not being involved so it makes sense but kind of a shock. You know Emil isn’t going to be happy about this and of course this title will be defended on all brands and possibly other promotions. If Charlotte is champion then she can defend it on Spotlight!. Boos from the crowd though. Coming out last…who can it be…who could it possibly…EEEH EEEH…DUH DUH DUH…LOOK IN MY EYES…WHAT!!!. NO WAY. COULD IT BE!?. IT IS!!!. CM PUNK IS HERE!!!. Haha awesome!. Punk is back!. We have seen him a few times over the past few years but he retired however, I guess he’s returned and what an ovation!. Huge cheers for him as he runs down to the ring with fans going crazy and also another non Ultimate X guy really but I’m sure he will make it work. The bell rings and here we go!.
8-Man Ultimate X Matchup For The Vacant EAM CrossPromotional Championship
Fans choose the participants
Ricochet Vs Sammy Guevera Vs Amazing Red Vs Jody Fleisch Vs PAC Vs Low Ki vs Charlotte Flair vs CM Punk
We would like to send our condolences to Daffney’s friends and family and we will have a special tribute show after this PPV. We get a 10 second bell salute.
A bizarre match to open the show. A very random fight. Back and forth from everybody. The usual gimmick style stuff is used. Low Ki with hard shots and kicks and a stomp off the ultimate x top. Code Red from the wires. Punk with a GTS. Ricochet nails a double moonsault off the scaffold part onto everybody while Charlotte nails one of the other side!. Sammy with a 450 in the ring. Jody with a 720 DDT onto Punk. Winner of this match will win the title and possibly compete in other companies. Sammy with a 630 splash as Charlotte is hanging in the middle with the title!. This will and would piss Emil off!. KI KRUSHER TO SAMMY. Punk with a GTS to Red as he climbs up. Charlotte and Punk fighting it out hanging into the x!. Never thought I’d say that. Charlotte locks in the figure eight on Punk in mid air wow!!!. Punk is hanging by one arm…CHARLOTTE GRABS THE TITLE…NO WAY…PUNK KICKS HER. CHARLOTTE IS HANGING NOW…BAAAM KICK BY PUNK…AAAAH CHARLOTTE FALLS OFF THE ULTIMATE X AS PUNK KNEES HER IN MID AIR. MID AIR GTS WOW…PUNK HOOKS HIMSELF. HE GRABS THE TITLE. IT’S ALL OVER. We got a new champion. What a comeback for Punk. He celebrates his victory as we cut away.
Singles Matchup
JoMo Vs Killer Kross
Crazy opening and can you believe who the won title but we must continue on!. Out comes Morrison followed by Kross as the bell rings. Kross wants some revenge. Kross tries to attack him but Morrison keeps parkouring him and flipping out the way. Eventually Kross catches up with him and lariats him down. Big military press also. Kross Jacket but Morrison fights it off. Moonlight Drive, Starship Pain for a 2. Kross has fallen and really needs a win. Kross looks for a flying side flip dive but Kross knocks him off the top. He climbs to the top with him…BAAAAM BRAINBUSTAAAAH THE KROSSFIRE ON THE TURNBUCKLE…COVER…1…2…3…DONE!. Kross picks up the win!. He’s not done as he chokes Morrison out with the Kross Jacket after the match for good measure.
We go backstage where we see Alexa and Martina speaking. They seem to be getting on. Martina is kind of freaked out by Alexa as Niven comes in and asks to speak to her. She says they had a great run and she was hoping they would become the first two time champions…but I just can’t see that happening anytime soon with the amount of teams and new names coming in. So I have a proposal…I don’t want to keep losing pointless matches so what if we break up?. At least for a while?. So we can focus on our singles careers. We can hear some shocked fans and even Martina looks a little bit shocked but smiles and says I agree!. Lets not fight and feud like every other team does. Lets stay together and see what we can do solo then in the future maybe we can come back together and go after the tag titles!. Alexa looks on while hugging her title looking excited and cute. Niven and Martina put out their hands and they shake!. They shake hands before hugging and wow what a shocker here. Big announcement though and they can focus on different things now. Martina walks away first as Niven looks down at Alexa’s title before smiling and patting Alexa and walks away. Alexa squeezes her title even tighter as her smile has disappeared.
Heavy come down to the ring getting a big ovation and await their match. Yet another title match but maybe the toughest yet since they don’t know who the opponents are. We get some music interlude again before seeing the teams on the screen. We get ECW chants also. FBI, BWO, Dudleyz and Mikey and Tajiri are the choices and in the top four. 1st place…OF COURSE IT IS…THE DUDLEY BOYZ!!!. Big ovation from the crowd as they come down to the ring with a table, Spike Dudley and Joel Gertner!. Joel has a mic and says well well well!. He cuts a promo on Heavy, EAM and the fans while Otis grabs a microphone and says ooh yea!. Tucker grabs it from him and says what I think my brother is trying to say is that…since you like tables so much and have a table with you…fans begin to cheer. Why don’t we add another stipulation to this match…TABLES ARE LEGAL!. Fans go crazy as Dudleyz agree and run down to the ring while the bell rings and here we go!. Maybe a big mistake by Heavy!.
Tables Are Legal - Pride Tag Team Championships Matchup
Fans Choose Opponents
Heavy Machinery (c) Vs The Dudley Boyz w/Joel Gertner and Spike Dudley
We get the announcement that Aleah/Mickie will not be happening on this show. Back-and-forth from everybody in the match. Non-stop action at first. Another title defence for Heavy but can they win again. Brawling from all men involved before wait a minute look at this there’s Sign Guy Dudley in the audience he jumps the barricade and attacks Heavy but wait even more Dudleyz are hopping the rail. Chubby Dudley, Dances With Dudley, Dudley Dudley, and Snot Dudley!. Haha they are all here. This attack on Heavy as they set up tables in the ring and around them!. Fans boo but they soon fight back. TUCKER POWERBOMBS TWO DUDLEYS THROUGH A TABLE. SPIKE LOOKS FOR AN ACID DROP….AAAH OTIS PUSHES HIM OFF OVER THE TOP ROPE THROUGH A TABLE. SPEAR BY TUCKER TAKING TWO MORE DUDLEYZ OUT ON THE OTHER SIDE. Finally it’s even again as Dvon gets the table. He sets it up but wait they’re not done!. They pour something on top…NO…FIRE!!!. THE TABLE IS ON FIRE…3D TO TUCKER BUT OTIS SPINEBUSTERS BUBBA AT THE SAME TIME. BUBBA AND TUCKER SENT THROUGH THE FLAMING TABLE. Devon charges at Otis…BAAAM TRACTOR AND TRAILER BY HIMSELF BEFORE THE BIG CATERPILLAR…1…2…3…DONE!. What an ending. Heavy keep the titles again!. Otis checks on Tucker helping him up. They celebrate their win as we cut away.
Bianca and Sasha come out looking excited for the match while getting big cheers from the crowd. We wait for their opponents on the big screen…we see a bunch of names including Niven, Jax, Alexa and I guess the top two will get the shot…number 2 and number 1…KIERA HOGAN AND SHOTZI BLACKHEART!. Wow maybe a surprise. Some thought it would be a team but two separate women. We have seen these two girls before but they are together tonight!. They come down to the ring as the bell rings.
EAM Womens Tag Team Championships Matchup
Fans choose opponents
Bianca & Sasha (c) Vs Kiera Hogan and Shotzi Blackheart
Kiera and Shotzi come down to the ring on a tank haha. They make a pretty interesting tag team. Kiera twerks on the tank as they come down. Back and forth match, signature, finishing moves and some double teaming moves. Would be huge if they win the tag titles in their first match together. Shotzi with a Satellite DDT, back drop driver and a cravate neck vice suplex. Kiera with an X factor and a stink face in the corner like that’s a bad thing. Sasha with a duel drop kick. Bianca with hair whips. KOD by Bianca but not enough. Sasha with a Banks Statement. Lungblower and a backstabber for close falls. Kiera with a sit down powerslam. A double buckle bomb in the corner by the Tank Twerkers?. Very over and popular with the fans. Shotzi nails a Blackhart for a close 2 but not enough. All girls start to fight and eventually it leads to a dive off outside the ring. They come back in and near the corner ropes…TOWER OF DOOM OFF THE TOP TAKING EVERYBODY OUT. Referee starts counting all of them but they get up. Double suplex and a full nelson driver for a 2. Sasha nails the three amigos and nails the frog splash off the top rope…1…2..NO. Shotzi with a Rolling DDT. Hogan with a leg drop…1…2…NO!. They looking real good as Kiera and Shotzi hit a double bronco buster in the corner. Kiera locks in a Gory Guerrero special as Shotzi nails the knees…1…2…NO!. What a move as they fire up. Bianca nails a yakuza kick followed by a back suplex. 450 SPLASH RIGHT AFTER THAT AS SASHA NAILS THE BANKS STATEMENT ON SHOTZI…IT’S ALL OVER!. Bianca and Sasha keep the titles but what an effort by Tank and Twerk!. They get a big ovation after the match as we cut away.
Here comes Aaron Stevens walking down to the ring getting boos from the crowd. He does cartwheels and flips before entering the ring with a microphone. He then says hey everybody…it’s time for my match!. Fans boo and chant shut the fuck up!. He then says I’ve decided to introduce my opponent for all of you instead!. So bring them out here…who is it!?. Aaron goes over to Melissa and says something in her ear. Ladies and gentlemen…Aaron Stevens opponent…HORNSWOGGLE!. HAHA WHAT!. Are you kidding me. Stevens looks on serious and mockingly scared. Hornswoggle comes down to the ring getting a mixed reaction and this must be a joke!. The bell rings.
Singles Matchup
Fans Choose Opponent
Aaron Stevens Vs Hornswoggle
Stevens looks scared but it’s clearly fake. Hornswoggle charges at him but Aron puts his arm out stopping then yawns with the other arm. He slams him to the ground. Big running knee drop after that. He does a few cartwheels while fans boo. He asked for someone from Jamboree but clearly this isn’t the real option. Stevens looks for a finisher but he gets rolled up…NO WAY…1…HAHA…2…ARON KICKS OUT JUST!. He almost lost. Plan almost failed. He charges at Swoggle who now drop toes him, splashes him then goes to the top rope…SPLASH OFF THE TOP…1…2…NO HE KICKS OUT. Some fans going crazy right now. Hornswoggle goes to the top again but no Aron just pushes him into the referee then rolls him up…1…HE GOT HIS TRUNKS…2…3!!!. PATHETIC. He can’t even beat him clean while fans boo. He grabs a mic and pretends to be exhausted and says that’s not a Jamboree guy but I still did it!. I still got the win!…WAIT A MINUTE…THE TRON FLICKERS AND MAKES SOUNDS…WE THEN SEE THE REAL FAN VOTE…NUMBER 1…Odyssey Jones!!!. Haha awesome. He comes running down to the ring getting a huge ovation from the crowd. Stevens looks terrified running out the ring and around it trying to escape…BAAAAAM POUNCE TO STEVENS HAHA. Jones military presses him over the top rope and back into the ring. Jones waits in the corner as Aron grabs the referee trying to bargain with him. BAAAAM FOOTBALL TACKLE SPEAR TO STEVENS LAYING HIM OUT. He’s still not done!. Jones picks him up and nails his finisher the falling powerslam…COVER…1…2…3!!!. Done!. Haha Jones just buried Stevens!. He leaves the ring celebrating with the crowd. Stevens crawls to the outside and grabs a microphone. He can barely talk saying…that…’s…uh…sti..ll…not…that’s still not a Jamboree guy!. Then collapses face first like Ric Flair at ringside haha!. We cut away with officials carrying Stevens out.
Here comes Moxley getting ready to be the referee in this match. Not sure what happened to the Pentagon match. Out comes Havoc getting boos while Allin gets big cheers from the crowd. Allin has a lot of potential but he’s being held down by Havoc. They both wait for the tron to reveal the results. We get some weird electronic keyboard style sounds and music and see the results…TLC, Last Man Standing, Loser Leaves EAM, Ultraviolent Casket and a Submission match are in the top five but we have a problem because two stipulations have gotten the same amount of votes!. Which means this match is an Ultraviolent Casket Loser Leaves EAM match wow!. They bring the casket down to the ring which is covered in barbed wire, with thumbtacks stuck on and weapons inside the casket!. The only way to win this match is by putting your opponent in the casket and closing the top of it. The bell rings and here we go!.
Ultraviolent Casket - Loser Leaves EAM match
Jon Moxley as special referee
Darby Allin Vs Jimmy Havoc
LEFT AND RIGHT SHOTS FROM BOTH MEN. Moxley encouraging them on. Havoc throws Allin through the turnbuckles as he smacks the post sending him to the outside. Havoc with a dive through. Of course the loser is leaving EAM. Havoc reaches inside the coffin and pulls a staple gun!. He starts stapling around at people including fans then Allin. He even tries Mox but he avoids it. Allin fights back now grabbing a barbed wire and thumbtack skateboard out of the coffin and starts hitting Allin with it in the ring. He jumps off the top rope breaking the skateboard over Havoc’s back!. No falls in this. Allin goes under the ring and look at this…pulls out a pane of glass!. Havoc stops it though. He uses the barbed wire to choke Allin with it then hangs him over the top rope!. Havoc grabs a bodybag from the casket. He then puts thumbtacks in the body bag with Allin. He picks him up…WHAT IS HE DOING…NOOO…WAAAAH POWERBOMB OVER THE TOP ROPE ONTO ALLIN IN THE BODYBAG RIGHT ONTO THE FUCKING COFFIN AT RINGSIDE. HE’S GOT TO BE DEAD ON THE OUTSIDE. HOLY SHIT. Havoc puts Allin in the coffin and is about to close the door but Allin kicks out of the bag!. He’s covered in tacks. Allin throws Havoc back in the ring and throws a small bag and something heavy in the ring. He puts Havoc in ropes so his arms are tied…similar to the Travis/Emil match. WAIT…WHAT IS THAT IN THE BAG. IT’S NEEDLES!. OH NO. STOP STOP THIS…ALLIN WALKS OVER TO HAVOC NO…..AAAAAAH HE SHOVES A NEEDLE THROUGH THE CHEEK OF HAVOC AND STARTS SQUIRTING THE BLOOD RED LIQUID INSANE AT THE FANS!. YOU SICK FUCK CHANTS!. He does it again in the other cheek!. STOP THE FUCKING MATCH. Any other referee would have stopped this by now but not Mox!. He loves this shit. Havoc has two needles hanging out of his mouth but Allin who is looking like Thumbtack Jack right now pulls something else out…and we thought the weedwhacker was too far. IT’S SKEWERS!!!. ALLIN HAS WOODEN SKEWER STICKS. HE GOES OVER TO HAVOC AND AAAAAAAAAAH HE STABS THEM IN HAVOC’S HEAD. STOP THE DAMN MATCH. HAVOC HAS 20 SKEWERS IN HIS HEAD AND NEEDLES IN HIS MOUTH AND HE’S SHOUTING AT ALLIN. FUCK YOU!!!. FUCK YOU!!!. ALLIN STILL ISN’T DONE AND GRABS THE BIG HEAVY OBJECT…IT’S…A CINDERBLOCK!. IT’S A GODDAMN CONCRETE BLOCK. NO…DON’T DO THIS…ALLIN HOLDS IT UP AND CHARGES AT HAVOC…..WAAAAAAAAAH CONCRETE BLOCK TO THE HEAD OF HAVOC!!!. THE BLOCK EXPLODES INTO POWDER!!!. HAVOC IS BLEEDING FROM HIS FUCKING EARS AND MOUTH. Allin shoves Havoc outside the ring and into the coffin but he’s still not done!. What now!. Moxley still has a match later tonight remember. What a way to go out. ALLIN PICKS UP THE PANE OF GLASS AND PLACES IT ON TOP OF HAVOC AND THE CASKET THEN CLIMBS THE TOP ROPE…WHAT THE FUCK…WAAAAAH COFFIN DROP OFF THE TOP ROPE THROUGH THE GLASS, HAVOC AND COFFIN!!!. HOLY FUCK. SACRIFICING HIMSELF!. IT’S ALL OVER!. The lid top is closed and Allin has won this match!. We will never see Havoc in EAM again. We cut away with Moxley holding Allin’s arm up in the air as his back is covered in glass and blood. He just made himself a star tonight!.
Backstage we see Alexa addressing the camera telling us all that Aleah couldn’t make it or maybe she was just scared and the Mickie/Aleah match will happen at a later date.
Mil comes out getting a mixed reaction from the fans. He stands in the ring waiting for the tron to reveal his opponent. Multiple different Pride names appear but in the top three include Shane Mercer, Ilja Dragunov and the winner number 1…MARTY THE MOTH!. Haha he’s getting another shot!. He’s very popular with the fans clearly but this time it will be a singles match.
Pride Championship Matchup
Fans Choose Opponent
Mil Muertes (c) Vs Marty the Moth
Mil goes right after Marty as the bell rings. All over him. This is a rematch but there’s no stipulation in this one. Mil dominates before Marty fights back. Multiple drop kicks and a floating elbow. Big boot and a slam also. Mil with a side Russian. More action with some signature and finishing moves. Marty picks up Mil nailing a burning hammer!. Big move for a 2 count. Exploder in the corner for a 2 also. Moth continues the assault with a yakuza kick. Moth goes to the top rope but Mil nails a superplex off the top. He holds onto it and turns it into a falcon arrow for a 2. Mil signals the end but Marty rolls him up…1…2…MIL KICKS HIM OFF INTO MINISTER…BAAAM THE FIREBALL INTO THE EYES…NO COME ON. The referee was focused on Mil. BAAAM MUERTES BACKBREAKER DOMINATOR…COVER…1…2…3!. Fans are not happy but Mil has won again. After the match Minister gets in the ring as Mil attacks Marty. Minister looking for another fireball from the cane…WAIT A MINUTE. WHO IS THAT. Running down to the ring and entering it. She’s laying on top of Marty telling them to stop!. IT’S MOTH MARTINA!. Haha what. Mil and Minister back off confused as Martina checks on Marty. Well they do have similar names. Earlier tonight we saw Niven and Martina end their relationship to go separate ways and focus on their singles careers and surprisingly didn’t turn on each other. Marty and Martina The Moths!?. It’s different. It could work. Finally someone that maybe understands Marty!. They could make a cute couple!. We cut away with Marty looking happy but also confused.
FAM come down to the ring getting a mixed reaction from the crowd as we wait for yet another vote to come in. We see names on the screen from Shelton Benjamin for some reason to Shawn Michaels and haha that would make sense actually. One of the top two names are Mia Yim!. It makes sense since she’s Lee’s girlfriend but it would be an odd choice. The tag team partner for Keith Lee…at number 1 with the most votes…DOMINICK DIJAKOVIC!. Of course it is!. Big ovation from the crowd as he comes down to the ring getting cheers as the bell rings and here we go!. What a history these two men have and it continues here tonight but as a tag team.
EAM Tag Team Championships Matchup
Fans choose Lee's partner
Freaks Among Monsters (c) Vs Keith Lee & Dominick Dijakovic
Big match from everybody involved. Not much of a wrestling match and more of a hoss brawl. Signature/finishing moves from all men. Double Spirit Bomb. Double top rope elbow. Freak Accident and a top rope headbutt. Double choke slam. A big tower of doom in the corner. Double military press thrown into each other. Double POWERBOMB now into each others back. Spear also. Some big spots more before Lee nails the moonsault. Braun Bomb but at the end Lee gets taken out the ring and speared through the barricade leaving Donovan on his own. Big double choke slam before a 5 Stars Lars…1…2…3 done!. They keep the titles!. Nobody can touch them yet but who’s next?. We cut away with them celebrating. I’m sure Lee and Don will do good as a team team but need more experience.
Ronda and Bayley come out getting mixed reactions. We get the stipulations on the screen including cage, ladder, table, submission, pinfalls count anywhere, last woman standing match and more but the winner and maybe a surprise and a match we have not seen in a long time or ever in EAM…STRETCHER MATCH!. Very interesting indeed. We see the stretcher being hauled out and the yellow tape being put down because the only way to win this match is by putting your opponent on the stretcher and pushing them over the line. Ding dong the bell rings hello!.
EAM Center of Attention Championship Matchup
Stretcher Match
Bayley (c) Vs Ronda
BACK AND FORTH LEFT AND RIGHTS. SUPLEXES AROUND THE RING. Ronda dominating. The only way to win is by putting someone on a stretcher. Ronda with a back suplex. Bayley comes back with a low blow and eye rake. Bayley quickly rolls Ronda out the ring trying to put her on the stretcher and runs up the rampway!. Haha she’s running fast but Ronda rolls off. Ronda suplexes Bayley onto the stretcher. Ronda then drives the stretcher down the rampway and shoving it into Bayley and the ring apron!. Ronda stands on top of Bayley looks for a German!?. Bayley jumps onto the top rope though. Ronda joins her. Back and forth on the top…WAIT…BAYLEY TURNS IT AROUND…NO…WAAAH BAYLEY TO BAYLEY SUPLEX OFF THE TOP ROPE ONTO THE STRETCHER. HOLY SHIT. Bayley puts Ronda on the stretcher and rides it up and that’s it…RONDA GRABS BAYLEY’S ARM IN TIME. ARMBAR. RONDA ARMBARS BAYLEY ON THE STRETCHER!. Awesome move. Ronda wants to finish this…OLYMPIC SLAM ON THE STRETCHER!!!. It’s over!. Haha fans are going crazy because we have a new champion…RONDA WALKS HER UP THE RAMPWAY ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP. Bayley is laying flat down and reaches on the ground for something…RONDA IS ABOUT TO WIN. BAAAM BAYLEY SMACKS RONDA OVER THE HEAD WITH TAPE!. Oh that’s the tape they used. Bayley then chokes Ronda with the tape around the mouth and throat!. She then tapes her to the stretcher!. Smart idea as Ronda is trying to wiggle out of it. Bayley crosses the line to boos from the crowd but she keeps the title!. Fans are pissed. Bayley celebrates her win to boos from the crowd. She’s about to leave but turns around…NO NO…WAAAAAH BAYLEY PUSHES RONDA OFF THE STAGE WHILST ON THE STRETCHER!. Jesus Christ!. Bayley walks off as medical checks on Ronda while we cut away.
WALTER comes down to the ring getting a huge ovation from the crowd but also boos. He waits in the ring not caring about his opponent. We see the tron making noises and see the top five including RVD!, but the two top are…NUMBER 2…SHAWN MICHAELS!. That would be awesome but at number 1…it’s music we haven’t heard in a while…WAIT…IS IT…NO WAY!!!. SAMOA JOE IS NUMBER 1!. What a dream match!. Also recently WALTER said that this is his dream match!. WALTER even looks surprised and shocked by this but this is a different kind of PPV. Not sure if Joe has signed a new contract or he has to win this match to get the title and resign but big name and match. Joe looks great and comes running down to the ring.
Ornate Prime Championship Matchup
WALTER (c) Vs Samoa Joe
BAAAAM LEFT AND RIGHTS, ELBOWS, FOREARMS, HEADBUTTS. WHAT AN OPENING. Joe takes WALTER to the corner…CHOPS CHOPS AND MORE CHOPS…60…80…100!!!. BAAAAM JOE FIRES UP. URNAGE TAKE DOWN. RUNNING SENTON!. What a start!. COCQIUNO CLUTCH CHOKE OUT…WALTER’S IN TROUBLE…HE STANDS UP WITH JOE ON HIS BACK AND CLIMBS THE ROPES…WHAT IS HE DOING….NO…BAAAAM SAMOAN DROP OFF THE TOP ROPE…1…2…JOE KICKS OUT. POWERBOMB BY WALTER AND A SECOND. AAAAAAH A THIRD ON HIS HEAD!!!. These WALTER matches are insane!. AAAAAH ENQUIGIRI KICK BY JOE. BACK DROP DRIVER ON THE HEAD!. FACEWASH IN THE CORNER OVER AND OVER SENDING WALTER TO THE APRON. Both men fighting it out right now. WALTER GRABS JOE…AAAAAH HEAD AND ARM SUPLEX ON THE RING APRON!!!. WALTER waits for Joe to get back in…BACK SENTON ON A CRAWLING JOE. GERMAN SUPLEX. BAAAAM SLAP, BACK SLAP, FOREARM, HEADBUTT, LARIAT, NORTHERN LARIAT…HE CHARGES THE ROPES…SPINNING LARIAT TURNS JOE INSIDE OUT…COVER…1…2…3 DONE!. What a match holy shit!. Nice try by Joe but it just isn’t enough. Maybe 10 years ago but not now. WALTER is just too good. A nice one match comeback though. WALTER celebrates his victory as we cut away while Joe gets thank you Joe chants and we also wonder who WALTER’s next opponent will be.
We get a promotional video for the upcoming EAM PPV next; Tilting at Windmills, which will be live from Lincoln, Nebraska. When we get back to the arena, Orton's music cranks the speakers, and the general manager of Jamboree walks out on the stage, getting a mixed reaction from the crowd. There is no doubt Orton has done anything he can do in this company, not to mention this business, but still, some people just don't like him. He makes his way down the ramp as the " I hear voices in my head " goes over the speakers. He makes his way into the ring where he gestures for a microphone and gets handed one by a guy in the ring-crew. He asks for his music to be stopped and wastes no time what so ever, as his self-esteem is so high that you actually might need a ladder to reach it at this point. Orton cut's a promo then, speaking about reaching to a point in your career where only one thing matters, because you have done everything else. And the only thing that really matters when you'r career has come to this point, is to win matches. Orton has said it before, and he will say it again, just to make sure everyone hears him. Whoever you numbskulls has voted for as his opponent tonight, he will suffer the same fate as everyone else. It will be RKO, and 1...2...3! Music cranks the speakers then, and the titantron starts to flicker, and what follows is what just might be the biggest pop in EAM history. Because when the fans in the arena understands who it is, they explode in a chorus of cheers and chants. Orton on the other hand looks like he's just seen a ghost, his eyes fixated on the person who just walked out on the stage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QT3UdYnJLU . People cannot believe it, and Daniel Bryan and Nigel McGuiness goes berserk on commentary. This might just be the biggest comeback in EAM history! It's been how many years?!?! The only person in the arena that' not excited are Orton. He looks terrified...
Singles Matchup
Fans Choose Opponent
Randy Orton Vs Super Dragon
Fans chant this is awesome before the match even starts. RKO QUICKLY BUT DRAGON REVERSES INTO THE DRAGON DRIVER…1…2…NO!. Quick close start. Orton with a neck breaker, armbar and drop kick. Dragon fights back with a PSYCHO DRIVER 2…1…2…ORTON MAKES THE ROPES. DRAGON PICKS ORTON UP…BURNING HAMMER…1…2…ORTON KICKS OUT. Dragon looks for a Psycho Driver 3 but…RKO OUT OF NOWHERE…1…2…DRAGON KICKS OUT. Orton goes to the corner looking for the pun…DRAGON TRIPS HIM UP, TURNS HIM OVER AND IS LOOKING FOR IT…ORTON ROLLS OUT THE RING IN TIME. Orton has been on a roll lately and wants to finish Dragon for sure and continue that streak. ROPE HUNG DDT TO DRAGON BY ORTON AS HE COMES OUT THE RING RIGHT OUTSIDE THE RING!. Orton rolls him in and waits for Dragon to get up…PUNT KICK RIGHT TO THE FACE OF DRAGON…COVER…1…2…3 DONE!. Orton gets the win wow!. He celebrates after the match and wonders what will he do, what will happen next and who will be his next opponent as we cut awa…WAIT…DRAGON IS BACK UP. BAAAM PSYCHO DRIVER 4 TO ORTON!. He’s not going out like that!. He turns Orton over and is looking for it…BAAAAM CURBSTOMP!. Dragon lays out Orton as we cut away, not sure if this is gonna be his last match or return but he sent a message regardless.
Backstage we see Charlotte walking annoyed. We see Alexa sitting on a box kicking her feet while Charlotte walks past, grabs Lily and throws it to the ground stomping on it like a cigarette butt. Charlotte looks at the women’s title clearly sending a message, she has no time for magical bullshit!.
What a show it has been as MJF makes his way to the ring getting boos from the crowd. He puts his fingers up to the crowd not caring at all. He stands in the ring waiting for his opponent to be revealed. Here comes Alexa for the final time tonight. She says I hope you have all enjoyed the show but we are still not done!. Let’s take a look at the screen for the final time tonight!. We see the screen and RVD again is in the top 5 but the top two are…uh oh…we have a problem because there’s just one vote in it!…Alexa then says…oh yea I have yet to cast my vote!. She clicks her fingers and the vote changes!. Now number 2 and number 1 are even haha!. MJF is pissed because this match will now be a triple threat 3 way!. Cornette is also angry with this. Number 1 and number 1…PENTAGON JR AND JON MOXLEY!. Haha woah!. Two names that were at the top and in a feud with each other over getting a number one contendership are now both getting the opportunity and chance!. They come down to the ring getting cheers from the audience as Alexa waves goodbye and leaves…wait just a minute now.
I have another idea…you’ve got your opponents for this match MJF but you haven’t got your stipulation!. I’m not adding this because Emil told me to do so…no…this is all me!. LOWER IT. BRING IT DOWN…WHAT IS THIS…HAHAHA!. Look at that!. A little cage is lowering and coming down from the roof. MJF…I know you will try every way to win and cheat but you can’t do that in a 3 way but Cornette can and could help you…so…Cornette will be in that!. A CAGE!. CORNETTE HAS TO BE IN A LITTLE CAGE AT RINGSIDE!. Cornette is pissed and refuses until Alexa says you have 10 seconds or MJF will be stripped off the title!…10…6…4…3…Cornette fights it but eventually MJF convinces him to do so. He gets inside while hitting people with his tennis racket. He’s then elevated off the ground right above the ring!. This is awesome chants from the crowd while Alexa eventually leaves and starts the match!. Here we go!.
EAM World Heavyweight Championship Matchup
Jim Cornette in a cage above the ring
MJF (c) Vs Pentagon Jr vs Jon Moxley
What will happen here in our main event of the evening. Back and forth fighting from all men. MJF has been a pathetic champion really but nobody can save him tonight. We hear Cornette screaming things as he hangs above. Mox saw a brutal match earlier. Mox with a Hook and Ladder, MJF swanton also. Pentagon with a powerbomb onto the outside apron. MJF with quick roll ups. Not happy he has to wrestle two men. Pentakiller for a 2. Diving stomp also. MJF with a Rich Man’s Job. Mox with a forward throw suplex. Dirty Deeds also. They decide to work together and beat down MJF with fans loving it. Double military press throwing him over and out. Pentagon and Mox back and forth chops and elbows in the ring. MJF starts looking around under the ring for something and pulls out a ladder?. Strange. He then starts climbing!?. He’s reaching for the cage and Cornette. He can’t get inside as Mox pulls the ladder out from under him!. Haha. Is he trying to escape or help Cornette. MJF climbs to the top of the cage now and he’s stuck on top!. He’s not mad though and thinks he’s outsmarted everyone. Pentagon arm breaker not enough. Death Rider Drop…1…2…Pentagon kicks out. Pentagon nails the cannonball in the corner and face washes before signalling the end…PACKAGED PILEDRIVER HE GOT IT…IT’S ALL OVER. WE’VE GOT A NEW CHAMPION…COVER…1…2…WAAAAAAH SWANTON BOMB OFF THE CAGE BY MJF BREAKS UP THE COUNT. HE MUST’VE BEEN OVER 20 FOOT HIGH. MJF realised that if he’s not in this match then he can lose the title!. He had no choice!. All men are down as fans clap for them to get up. BACKSLIDE BY MJF…1…2..PENTAGON JUMPS OVER INTO A BRIDGE…1…2…MJF STANDS UP AND TURNS IT INTO A BACKSLIDE PIN…1…2…MOX BREAKS IT UP NOW. Some this is awesome chants in the crowd as Mox signals the end on MJF…PARA…SUPERKICK BY PENTAGON. BAAAM SUPERKICK BY MJF!. JAWBREAKERLARIAT BY MOXLEY TO BOTH MEN…COVER…1…2…NO!!!. Kick out!. What a match. Mox and Pentagon up first fighting back and forth with hard shots. PENTAGON IS LOOKING FOR IT…THE PACKAGED PILEDRIVER...WAIT…MJF FROM BEHIND….AAAAAH JUST PULLED PENTAGON MASK AROUND SO HE CAN’T SEE!. HE BLINDED HIM…BAAAAAAAM MJF JUST WHAT WAS THAT. A TENNIS RACKET!?. CORNETTE JUST THREW HIS TENNIS RACKET OUT OF THE CAGE AND INTO THE RING AND MJF CAUGHT IT!!!. HARD SHOT OVER THE HEAD OF MOXLEY!!!. PENTAGON STUMBLES AROUND…BAAAAAAM SOUTH HAMPTONS PLUNGE BY MJF TO PENTAGON…COVER….1…NO…2…NOT LIKE THIS…3!!!. DAMN IT!. He did it again!. That sonofabitch!. Fans are not happy as MJF celebrates his victory and Cornette is lowered down. They celebrate in the ring while fans throw stuff at them. MJF puts his fingers up at the crowd and ladies and gentlemen unfortunately that is it!. A horrible way to end the PPV we know but that’s MJF!. We hope you have all enjoyed Cyberslam and we’ll see you next time. We fade to black.
