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Whip On A Pole Matchup
Allysin Kay Vs Alicia Fox
Welcome everybody to that time of a year, IT’S A KNOCKER. IT’S A SLOBBER. IT’S A SLOBBERKNOCKER. The annual fan favorite PPV and of course one of the easiest PPV’s to book...so let’s waste no time and get to the show. We have two Slobbers tonight but who will win!?. Before then though we have more matches. Take it away Melissa.
Back and forth match from both girls which stemmed from the bizarre Spotlight episode last month. A racist match people have called it. They both beat each other up with Kay getting the whip first. She says several racist things and it’s kind of weird this is the opening match but makes sense. Not many matches either of course. Kay with several slave references which turns Fox on. Fox fights back with whips of her own and kicks before nailing the Axe Kick for the 3 count and win. She celebrates her win after the match swinging the whip around her head. Who knows they might meet later on.
EAM Tag Team Championships Matchup
Phenomenal Supermen (Triple C & AJ Styles) (c) Vs Heavy Machinery (Otis & Tucker)
Big match here. Heavy have more experience together but Supermen have done a lot more. This match is for the main roster titles. If Heavy lose then maybe they get a title match. Back and forth from both teams, some big spots and high flying moves, signature and finishing moves also. Otis with a dance and elbow. Tucker with an outside moonsault onto everybody. Cesaro with uppercuts, Styles with a springboard 450. At the end of the match in the ring Otis nails the Caterpillar on Styles but Cesaro takes him down. Cesaro with the Recoli Bomb as Styles nails the Styles Clash on Tucker...1...2...3...Styles and Cesaro keep the titles and this might mean that they’ve also earned a title match against Heavy down the line. They celebrate as we cut away.
We go backstage before our next match, which is the womens Rumble Matchup. Alexa is standing at Gorilla, minding her own business when GM Randy Orton walks up to her, asking what the hell she's up to. They have done this once before remember, and he does not want this shit again in EAM. Alexa giggles and asks Randy to relax, telling him that her friend is not The Fiend. Randy then asks who?!? And Alexa giggles, telling him that it's someone that Randy should be very familiar with. Suddenly a shadow casts over Orton and he turns around to look into the face of.......Kane?!?! Kane smiles at Orton, laughs, then asks if Orton have missed him......
Not the most exciting but okay I guess.
50-Women Rumble Matchup
Here we go it’s time for our first Rumble match on the show. We know the rules and so do I so we might as well get straight to it. An entrant every 1 minute or 1 minute 30 because more people this time. Winner of the match gets a title match against right now the current champion Sasha Banks at either Supersplash or GS who knows!. Lot of surprises also in this one are expected. Also another rule is that multiple women can come out at the same time which will really change the rules. Of course Jax won last year and had a great run so this can change everything for someone. We get the introductions and announcements. OUT FIRST AT NUMBER 1...MICKIE JAMES!. Are you kidding me!?. Number 1...was this on purpose or naturally?. She looks bewildered but also excited. NUMBER 2: VICTORIA!. Haha wow look at this. You could call her a legend I guess as well but what a surprise. Mickie and Victoria have history in many promotions. The bell rings and here we go!.
Back and forth from both girls showing the young girls how to do it. Some good action before the clock runs down and we get our next entrant...NUMBER 3 AND 4: Tegan Nox and Solo Darling!. Two people getting the draw this time. They come down to the ring and work together to beat Mickie and Victoria down. This continues on some more and remember five women can come out at one time. Mickie and Victoria however, come back with double kicks and signature moves. They smash each others heads together before throwing them over the top rope and out!. Solo and Nox are the first out. They go back to fighting as we await our next entrant. NUMBER 5, 6 AND 7: ASUKA, JAMIE HAYTER AND MELINA PEREZ. Wow three big names this time. They start fighting outside the ring and Asuka sprays Melina’s vagina as she comes in with mist. Five girls fight it out in the ring now. Not much happens before out next entrant and here they come. ENTRANT 8, 9 AND 10: SHAUL GUERRERO, MISS MINA AND DAKOTA KAI!. Three more names in one go and Mina is a surprise entrant. The fighting continues on some more but again not much happens as this ring slowly starts to fill up. 10 are out and 2 have been eliminated so far. Not sure how long this match is going to be but I believe last year it was 2/3 hrs but with the new rule it will be the same or shorter. Also a rumor about a 100 mixed Slobber match coming soon. More action, double teaming, signature and finishing moves as we await number 11.
ENTRANT 11: JADE CARGILL!. Wow a woman who made her debut recently and has been shockingly dominant. Or as Cornette likes to call her Shelton Benjamin in a wig. She runs down and jumps over the top rope ala Lesnar. BAM CHOKESLAM, SUPLEX, BELLY TO BELLY AND MORE. She’s been called the female Brock Lesnar. She military presses Kai up and over the top rope and out. From behind Miss Mina tries to get on her back but she just puts her on her shoulders and throw powerbombs her over the top rope onto Kai!. Shaul looks for a slam but Jade reverses her slamming her over the top rope and out!. She poses Hogan style. Wow she’s not messing about is she. Three eliminations. All the other girls work her down to stop her as we wait for our next entrant. ENTRANT 12, 13, 14 and 15: HEATHER MONROE, IO SHIRAI, VELVET SKY AND MARIA!. Holy crap four this time. They really change the dynamic of the match. The action continues. Starting to see Mickie get worn down. Asuka with kicks, Melina with the X Factor. Jamie Bomb also. ENTRANT 16 AND 17: CHARLOTTE FLAIR AND TONI STORM!. Two big names enter the match but Charlotte wastes no time chopping Storm outside the ring. Charlotte throws everybody around inside the ring. Charlotte looks the best right now as she goes face to face with Jade wow maybe a dream match. Back and forth shots from both these girls. Matching each other exactly. Both knock each other down. ENTRANT 18: LITA!. WOOAAAH. Where did that come from. Another surprise. Lita comes out to a great reaction and nails the rana off the top rope. Twist of Fate and a Moonsault off the top onto everybody. She picks up Heather and throws her over then Velvet Sky right after that. Two gone for Lita and woh Lita and Mickie go head to head!. Back and forth between these OG’s but they both get knocked down. ENTRANT 19 AND 20: RED VELVET AND CANDYFLOSS!. They enter the fray.
Velvet helps her partner as they begin to work together. Floss gets some cute stuff in. ENTRANT 21, 22, 23, 24 AND 25: ISIS THE AMAZON, CANDICE LERAE, PIPER NIVEN, LYLAH LODGE AND MAKI ITOH!?. The most entrants so far. What a shock here Maki makes her EAM debut but she starts singing!. She’s just singing her song on the entrance way!. Fans love it. She’s gotten a lot of attention recently. All girls enter and this one is really filling up. JADE FIRES UP...ASUKA CHARGES AT HER. CHOKEBOMB OVER THE TOP ROPE. IO TRIES TO HELP HER PARTNER BUT JADE JUST THROWS HER OVER AS WELL!. I hope someone is keeping track but that might be 5/6 eliminations for her. ENTRANT: 26: BIANCA BELAIR!. She starts dancing and singing with Itoh before throwing her into the ring. Huge ovation from the new champion that just defeated Mickie and they go right after each other. She wants revenge. Victoria looks for the widows...JADE REVERSES IT THROWING HER OVER. Victoria has been eliminated. She lasted along time though but boos from the fans. ENTRANT 27, 28, 29 AND 30: MANDY LEON, KRIS STATLANDER, SHOTZI AND SALINA!. Wow four more entrances and look at this!. A surprise in Salina the manager entering. We have 20 women to go!. MICKIE NAILS A CHICK KICK AND SENDS MARIA OVER THE TOP AND OUT!. Melina attacks her from behind but Bianca almost saves her and throws Melina Perez over and out as she eyes up Mickie saying you’re welcome. Jade and Bianca then go eye to eye in a showcase of style and showing off and Bianca throws out Jamie Hayter as Jade throws out Candyfloss before fighting each other. Charlotte and Storm fighting it out now. Up next entrant 31.
ENTRANT 31: SANTINA!. What the hell is he doing here. Fans give a mixed reaction to this. She’s back!. Comes walking down to the ring and waves to the fans. She enters...SHE’S THROWN OUT BY MICKIE HAHA. Mickie not having it. Santina runs in again...BIANCA THROWS HIM HER OUT. NOW JADE THROWS HIM OUT. sHe walks to the back disappointed and I doubt we’ll ever see Santina again!. ENTRANT 32, 33 AND 34: RHEA RIPLEY, RONDA ROUSEY AND LEAH VON DUTCH!. Holy shit maybe the strongest entrants so far. They completely change the match as Ronda helps Mickie...NIVEN THROWN OVER, MANDY LEON ALSO. STATLANDER THROWN OVER BY DUTCH, ISIS THE AMAZON ELIMINATED BY RHEA AND LODGE RIGHT AFTER THAT. Five girls are gone just like that!. Complexion completely changed in this one. Sasha is now sitting at ringside calling the action and looking at her potential opponents. ENTRANT 35: BAYLEY. BY HERSELF!. She’s back!!!!. She tapes up her fist and walks down to the ring getting cheers. She slowly walks around the ring eyeing up Sasha before winking and blowing a kiss...SASHA ATTACKS HER FROM BEHIND. COME ON NOW. SASHA AND BAYLEY BRAWLING OUTSIDE THE RING. BANKS STATEMENT ON TOP OF THE ANNOUNCE TABLE TAKING HER OUT. Fans boo as Sasha goes back to commentary. She might be out of this one before she’s even in. ENTRANT 36, 37, 38, 39 and 40: TESSA BLANCHARD, HEIDI LOVELACE, PRISCILLA KELLY, ALICIA FOX AND ANGELINA LOVE!. Five more women take us up to 40. More action in this ring as Storm nails a Stormbreaker and Storm-Zero but Charlotte eliminates her. Shotzi tries to attack Charlotte but she gets eliminated!. Big elimination. We now wait for entrant 41.
ENTRANT 41 AND 42: WAIT A MINUTE. THE LIGHTS ARE OFF. WHAT IS GOING ON HERE. WE HEAR NOISES, SOUNDS, LIGHTS AND MOVEMENTS. WE HEAR LAUGHTER...SHE’S HERE...THAT’S ALEXA BLISS BUT SHE’S WITH SOMEONE...THAT’S ABADON!. What the hell is this. Alexa and ABADON have teamed!?. It makes sense I suppose but this is bizarre. Alexa comes out sitting on the back of ABADON. LIGHTS GO OFF THEN BACK ON AND THEY’RE IN THE RING...ANGELINA LOVE AND HEIDI LOVELACE THROWN OVER BY ABADON AND ALEXA. LIGHTS OFF AND THEY’RE OUTSIDE THE RING. LIGHTS BACK ON AND THEY’RE BACK IN THE RING. CANDICE TRIES TO ATTACK BUT SHE GETS THROWN OVER. Lita stops the teleportation by attacking ABADON. Alexa throws Lita over the top though wow!. Big elimination but from behind Dutch takes Alexa down seemingly stopping this mystical power. It would have been nice to see what Fiend would have done in EAM but for now it’s Kane. Maybe in the future. Fiend being her friend would make more sense. Mickie is still in this one. ENTRANT 43, 44 AND 45: HARLOW HARA, WILLOW NIGHTINGALE AND PENELOPE FORD!. Three more in this as the match slows down for a bit. RONDA AND MICKIE FACE OFF WITH VELVET AND JADE. BIANCA AND CHARLOTTE SQUARING OFF. ENTRANT 46, 47 and 48: SCARLETT, ALLYSIN KAY AND MOTH MARTINA!. Just two women to go!. The ring is full and it’s time to get rid of some!. TESSA AND PRISCELLA GET THROWN OVER BY MICKIE AND RONDA. JADE AND VELVET THROW OVER HARA AND NIGHTINGALE!. Four girls gone just like that and they go back to fighting. WAIT A MINUTE SHE’S UP. BAYLEY IS UP. SHE ATTACKS SASHA AND RUNS INTO THE RING. BAYLEY TO BAYLEY ON ITOH AND SALINA BEFORE THROWING BOTH OUT. At the same time Fox just kicked out Kay ending that feud it seems but Bayley knocks Fox out right after that. Fans are going wild. CHARLOTTE THROWS OUT FORD, SCARLETT AND THEN MARTINA BY HERSELF AS THE CLOCK RUNS DOWN...3...2...1...ENTRANT NUMBER 49...AND 50!!!...MIESHA TATE AND TRISH STRATUS!. HOLY SHIT. WHAT A SHOCKER. TWO HUGE NAMES. THEY COME RUNNING DOWN TO THE RING. RONDA AND MICKIE LOOK LIKE THEY’VE SEEN A GHOST. HERE WE GO. BACK AND FORTH BETWEEN THESE GIRLS. THINK OF THE HISTORY. ONE OF THESE 13 WOMEN LEFT WILL WIN THIS MATCH!.
BACK AND FORTH FROM ALL GIRLS IN THE RING. BAYLEY THROWS OUT ABADON WHICH PISSES OFF ALEXA. She attacks Bayley. Bianca throws over Red Velvet but what a run. Alexa looks to summon some sort of power from the sky but from behind Dutch attacks her. Alexa fights back throwing her over...DUTCH REVERSES...BLISS THROWN OVER BY DUTCH. WOW. DUTCH FINALLY GOT HER MOMENT AND REVENGE AND ALL OF A SUDDEN ALEXA STARTS ACTING LIKE A CHILD OUTSIDE THE RING BEFORE STORMING TO THE BACK. RIPTIDE TO DUTCH. RHEA THROWS OVER DUTCH. We are down to nine women!. Rhea and Cargill fight it out what a dream match that is, Ronda/Mickie/Trish/Miesha fighting it out, Bianca/Charlotte and Bayley!. RIPTIDE TO JADE...SHE REVERSES. CHICKENWING CROSSBOMB. JADE THROWS OVER RHEA. BIANCA WITH A 450 TO CHARLOTTE. The four women standing are Mickie/Ronda/Miesha/Trish fighting it out. That’s a dream tag match for the future. MICKIE AND RONDA SIGNAL THE END...TRISH FIGHTS IT OFF...STRATUSFACTION. RONDA LOOKS FOR AN ARM BAR...REVERSED INTO THE ROPES...THE ROPES ARE PULLED DOWN...WAAAAAAH MIESHA ELIMINATES RONDA AND TRISH ELIMINATES MICKIE...HOLY SHIT...AT THE SAME TIME JADE AND BIANCA THROW OVER TATE AND TRISH WHAT JUST HAPPENED. Four women gone and four women left. Mickie lasted so long. Trish gets some revenge. Tate also but that’s two matches for the future a possible tag also and right after that Jade showing her power. That’s a possible 3 way women’s title match!. Would be awesome. They start fighting outside the ring, through the crowd and up the rampway!. This ain’t over. WE ARE DOWN TO OUR FINAL FOUR. BIANCA, CHARLOTTE, BAYLEY AND JADE. Definitely the strongest and most talented women’s BR ever by far. None of that childish sex bullshit. Jade must have eliminated half of the match!.
Two veterans and two newcomers. Charlotte and Bayley go side by side while Jade and Bianca are next to each other. Charlotte with chops. She’s talented even though the boss doesn’t like her. I believe she was the final two last year with Jax. Bianca and Charlotte fighting it out. Charlotte looks for the Figure Eight but Bianca kicks her off over the top rope...SHE’S HOLDING ON. CHARLOTTE SUPLEXES BIANCA TO THE APRON. CHOPS. MORE CHOPS. BIANCA AVOIDS A CHOP...BAAAAM HAIR WHIP...CHARLOTTE FALLS. SHE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!. We are down to three. Bianca is celebrating on the apron...BAAAAM BAYLEY KNOCKS HER OFF. THE INEXPERIENCE. BIANCA IS GONE. WE ARE DOWN TO OUR FINAL TWO. JADE AND BAYLEY!!!. A surprise return and this dominant newcomer. BACK AND FORTH FROM BOTH GIRLS. BOOS AND CHEERS. MILITARY PRESS BY JADE...SHE RUNS WITH HER...BAYLEY COMES OFF THE BACK. BELLY TO BELLY. COME ON BAYLEY. She wants that match with Sasha we all do. Years in the making. She’s firing up. What a match. BAYLEY STANDS UP...WAITING FOR JADE...WAIT...THAT’S SASHA...BEHIND BAYLEY....BAAAAAM SASHA THROWS BAYLEY OVER...NO NO. SASHA IS LAUGHING AND IT’S OVER. DAMN IT. JADE HAS WON THIS MATCH. JADE CELEBRATES HER WIN STANDING ON THE TOP ROPE...WAIT...SHE HELD ON. BAYLEY IS HOLDING ON GOOD LORD...BAYLEY CLIMBS IN THEY HAVE NO IDEA. BAYLEY DROPKICKS SASHA OVER THE TOP AND GOES TO THE CORNER AND CLIMBS...BAAAAAM BAYLEY TO BAYLEY OFF THE TOP ROPE TO JADE. GOOD GOD. BAYLEY PICKS HER UP...SHE THROWS HER OUT!. SASHA’S ON THE APRON WITH THE BELT...JADE IS HANGING ON. THIS IS CRAZY. BAYLEY KNOCKS SASHA OFF THE APRON...CHARGES AT JADE...BAAAAAAM BAYLEY SPEARS JADE THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE AND OFF THE APRON...IT’S OVER!!!. Bayley has won this match. Insane ending. Jade looked awesome. Maybe in the future but not right now. Bayley celebrating in the ring getting very emotional. Felt like a new girl young star generation style match. After the match Bayley celebrates in the ring and points at the either Supersplash or Grandslam sign. Sasha is seething holding her title on the entrance ramp. That might be the possible main event. They have a face off as we finally cut away. What a match.
Ornate Prime Championship Matchup
Keith Lee (c) Vs Adam Cole
Fans are still reeling from our previous match can you believe it and what happened!. Insane. People will be speaking about that match for years to come and congratulations to the winner!. What a women’s slobberknocker. We must continue on the show with an Ornate title match. Cole comes out to boos then Lee to cheers. The bell rings and here we go. Back and forth action from both men. High flying, signature, finishing moves throughout. Cole with his usual style. He’s had this title before. News about the running title retiring and it would make sense or maybe even turn into another title because it hasn’t been doing much. Maybe 24/7 title. Cole nails a Panama Sunrise for the 2 count. Lee with a military bomb and electric chair for 2’s. Lee with a crossbody. Lee with a huge BBC for a 3 count and win!. Lee keeps the title, another successful defence. Now he’ll have to wait and see who will challenge him.
Steel Cage Matchup
Nia Jax Vs Kamille
A rivalry that has been going on for a while now continues and possibly ends in a cage match tonight. Pinfalls only in the ring. Back and forth hoss fight with not much actual wrestling. Jax of course won this PPV last year and she’s had ups and down. Kamille still new. Would be huge win for her if she does win. Big splashes and slams into the cage walls. Bear hugs and splashes. Samoan drop and a senton. Pump handle powerslam. Close falls. Kamille with a chokebomb for a 2. Jax with a leg drop for the 2 off the second rope. Jax looks for a finisher but it gets reversed. Kamille with a huge military press throwing her into the side of cage. Jax fights back and slams her down. Jax climbs the cage?. She’s on the top rope looking for a splash!. Wait..she turns around and climbs up...NO...WAIT...JAX IS CLIMBING THE CAGE. SHE’S ON TOP. WHAT IS SHE DOING. NO...SHE’S NOT...WAAAAAAAH 300 POUND SPLASH OFF THE TOP OF THE CAGE TO KAMILLE...HOLY SHIT...WAIT...SHE MOVED OUT THE WAY IN TIME. THE FUCKING RING ALMOST IMPLODED. SHE MIGHT BE DEAD. Might be the biggest and heaviest dive ever. Kamille slowly covers...1...2...3...she got it!. Huge win for Kamille with a Jax mistake!. Does make you wonder what they would have done if they were in the Rumble. She celebrates her win and coming up next a huge main event!. The 50 man Rumble!. We cut away.
50-Man Rumble Matchup
Brock Lesnar (3) Vs Jon Moxley
IT IS NOW TIME FOR OUR MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING. We had an awesome women’s match earlier so now it’s time for the mens. Winner of this match will fight we believe Lee at Supersplash or Grandslam. Let’s not waste any time and get to the match. Of course like the match earlier we get between 1-5 entrants each time to shorten the match and make it more explosive. Surprises are expected. We get the announcements and introductions and here we go!. Place your bets. ENTRANT 1: PENTAGON!. ENTRANT 2: FENIX!. Wow two brothers starting this match!. The bell rings and they fight straight away no messing around. This has been boiling for months. Back and forth with Lucha action. Signature/finishing/double teaming throughout this one as usual. The clock runs down...ENTRANT 3: BROCK LESNAR!. OH SHIT. Pentagon and Fenix look shocked and decide to work together. Brock destroys both of them, throwing them around all over the place as the bell rings again. ENTRANT 4, 5, 6, 7 and 8: PAUL LONDON, ETHAN PAGE, RODERICK STRONG, ORANGE CASSIDY AND MJF!. Wow five names not wasting any time. MJF looked pissed that he’s entering with other people. They all enter the ring with MJF hiding outside. Cassidy goes face to face with Brock doing the soft stuff uh oh...BROCK LARIATS HIM DOWN. SUPLEX, GERMAN AND BELLY TO BELLY. Brock is destroying everybody as MJF hides outside as we now await our next entrant. ENTRANT 9 AND 10: BRIAN KENDRICK AND DAVID STARR. Both come down to the ring and Starr receives huge boos. Especially after the pedophilia and rape charges. Controversial decision for sure but he puts his middle finger up to the fans. Ten men have already entered the ring and no eliminations yet. They all team up to beat down Brock and get him down!. The last man standing in the ring is Cassidy with his hands in his pockets haha. He won last year remember...WAIT A MINUTE FROM BEHIND...MJF THROWS CASSIDY OVER AND OUT. WOOOH. What a shock. Cassidy is the first man eliminated and by MJF!. Talk about long term storytelling!. The final two men last year and this year Cassidy first gone by MJF. Getting his revenge. MJF smiles and quickly hides in the chaos.
ENTRANT 11: RICKY STARKS!. A surprise entrant. A new young talent that has been an up and comer recently. People call him a young Rock. Starks comes in with a springboard dropkick. Filling up quickly this match. UH OH THE BEAST IS AWAKE. BROCK GOES CRAZY ON EVERYBODY. THROWING EVERYONE ALL ACROSS AND AROUND THE RING. BROCK THROWS LONDON OVER, THEN KENDRICK ELIMINATED AND ETHAN PAGE GONE. Brock eliminates three just like that!. ENTRANT 12: JON MOXLEY!. A big name here. Comes running down to the ring joining the action. He sees MJF outside and throws him in, no hiding in this one. MOX and Brock back and forth. Of course the disappointing WWE feud they had. Would be nice to see a feud in EAM done right. ENTRANT 13 AND 14: MARKO STUNT AND JACK EVANS. Two more names join the action. Strong with some backbreakers before attacking MOX who throws him over eliminating him. ENTRANT 15: HAHA J E DOUBLE J HAHA J A DOUBLE R E DOUBLE T. JEFF JARRETT!?. What a surprise!. Jarrett is in this one. Stroke to people and a figure four. What a shock and he looks good. He throws over Marko Stunt and goes after Fenix. Both Bros still in this one. ENTRANT 16, 17 AND 18: DREW MCINTYRE, THATCHER AND JIMMY HAVOC. They all join the fray but not much happens before, ENTRANT 19 AND 20: JUNGLE BOY AND DARBY ALLIN!. Two more names in this. Evans nails a 630 but right after getting up MOX throws him out. David Starr tries to attack MOX but gets reversed and eliminated. The action continues as 20 men have now entered.
ENTRANT 21: SUPER DRAGON!. A LEGEND IN THIS BUSINESS HAS RETURNED. Dragon gets huge cheers from the crowd. PSYCHO DRIVER 1, 2 AND 3. CURBSTOMPING THATCHER BEFORE THROWING HIM OUT. HAVOC GETS TAKEN OUT ALSO. DRAGON IS ON FIRE. ENTRANT 22 AND 23: ANGELICO AND MATT JACKSON!. No team mates or partners in this one. Angelico with a dive while Jackson nails a superkick and springboard 450. ENTRANT 24 AND 25: KILLER KROSS AND LUCHASAURUS!. Two more in this match as Brock manhandles Drew McIntyre after he nailed a CURBSTOMP to MOX. F-5 OVER THE TOP ROPE AND OUT. Brock is on fire...WAIT...MJF FROM BEHIND...OMG MJF TRIES TO ELIMINATE BROCK. ALMOST BUT NO. He runs away. Jarrett with chops to Dragon but he reverses it. Kross takes down Jarrett. Kross with a chokeslam to Jeff over the top rope throwing him out. He gets booed after that. Jarrett eliminated but good effort. ENTRANT 26: RANDY ORTON. BIG NAME HERE. Orton enters the ring beating everyone down. He throws out Jungle Boy then Allin right after that. RKO AND ANOTHER AND ANOTHER. ENTRANT 27, 28 AND 29: MAX CASTER, SAMMY AND JOSH ALEXANDER. Max making his debut. Another young guy in this one. He is a rapper and starts insulting everyone, including Emil and EAM. Sammy with a dive entering the ring. ENTRANT 30: BOBBY LASHLEY!. OOH BIG SURPRISE HERE. Lashley is in EAM. He’s always been underrated but a nice surprise here. Not sure if he’s ever been in EAM before. He enters the ring dominating people. Alexander who just entered tries to mess with him and he spears him outside eliminating him. He tosses Luchasaurus like nothing. Thirty men are in and just twenty to go!.
ENTRANT 31: CARLITO!. He’s back!. WWC champion comes running down to the ring. Another surprise. Ricky Starks with some big moves but Carlito backstabs him throwing him out. Angelico with a dive but RKO out of nowhere in midair. Orton eliminates Angelico. ENTRANT 32: SHAWN MICHAELS!. HE’S HERE. One of the biggest ovations of the night. Can he win this match?. SWEET CHIN MUSIC TO SUPER DRAGON KICKING HIM OVER AND OUT. WAIT IN THE CORNER FENIX AND PENTAGON FIGHTING IT OUT ON THE TOP ROPE. BAM FENIX NAILS A DROPKICK TO PENTAGON AS HE ATTACKS FENIX. BOTH MEN ELIMINATE EACH OTHER!. They fall to the floor but lasted a long time. That feud isn’t over. BAAAAAM SWEET CHIN MUSIC IN MIDAIR TO CASTER BY HBK. MAX THROWN OVER. RKO TO HBK. F-5 TO BROCK AND EVERYBODY IS DOWN!. ENTRANT 33: DARKNESS...THE LIGHTS ARE OFF. What is going on here. Wait a minute we saw this earlier. That’s Alexa Bliss...with Kane!. She sends him down to the ring and Kane as we know is Alexa’s Little Friend or ALF!. CHOKESLAM AND ANOTHER. Kane who may have been in more of these than anybody else is dominating. ENTRANT 34 AND 35: NICK JACKSON AND FABIAN AICHNER!. Fabian jumps off the top rope into Kane’s hand and gets chokeslammed over the top rope and out already. ENTRANT 36 AND 37: LARS SULLIVAN AND BRAUN STROWMAN!. WHAT ARE THE CHANCES OF THIS!. That’s suspicious. Tag team partners enter together. They now clear house. MATT JACKSON GETS THROWN OVER BY SULLIVAN AND STROWMAN. Nick Jackson tries superkicking and helping his partner but they destroy him and eliminate him also. Bucks eliminated by the Freaks. That’s a potential match for the future. All kinds of matches can be made from BR’s. ENTRANT 38, 39 AND 40: HEIDENREICH, GENE SNITSKY AND MARTY THE MOTH. HAHA WHAT THE HELL!. How random is this!. Heid who famously raped Michael Cole, Snitsky who killed Kane and Lita’s baby and Lucha Underground star Moth!. He comes floating down to the ring. I wonder if he’s ever heard of Martina!. Marty and Martina Moth!. It books itself!. Heid walks around the ring looking for Michael Cole and announcers!. What the hell is going on. SNITSKY GOES FACE TO FACE WITH KANE. WOW. NOBODY THOUGHT THIS WOULD HAPPEN AGAIN. Snitsky is still shouting it wasn’t my fault!. BAAAM KANE JUST CHOKESLAMMED SNITSKY. Had no idea he was still alive. He gets thrown over. Then Heidenreich attempts to rape Jim Cornette outside the ring!. OH GOD STOP THIS. MJF ATTACKS HIM FROM BEHIND THROWING HIM IN THE RING. HE GRABS CORNETTE’S RACKET AND SMASHES IT OVER HEID’S BACK BEFORE THROWING HIM OUT. What a weird minute!. Cornette and MJF now that’s a good teaming. Cornette does love MJF. Maybe become his manager. Marty has somehow survived standing on the top rope. Forty men have entered ten remain!.
ENTRANT 41, 42 AND 43: ALEXANDER WOLFE, WILL OSPREAY AND MARCEL BARTHEL. Three more join the action here. Seven remain and two of them are surprises. ENTRANT 44: WILL HOBBS!. Big name here going right after Kross. Brock, Shawn, MOX and Orton fighting with each other. Marcel gets thrown over by Killer Kross but at the same time Hobbs fallaway slam eliminates Wolfe over the top. They face off before fighting. Will with an Essex Destroyer, MOX with a Death Rider Drop. ORTON LOOKS FOR AN RKO ON HBK WHO NAILS HIM WITH A SWEET CHIN MUSIC. KANE CHOKESLAMS HBK AND IS THE LAST MAN STANDING. ALL OF A SUDDEN THE LIGHTS ARE OUT...WHAT NOW...WHAT IS THAT...IN THE RING...PINK AND RED SMOKE. ALEXA BLISS IS ABOVE THE RING ON A SWING WHAT THE HELL. KANE LOOKS CONFUSED. OH MY GOD...A HAND...WAAAH FIRE EXPLOSION...SOMETHING IS CLIMBING OUT OF A HOLE. IS IT..IT IS...THE FIEND HAS ARRIVED IN EAM!. He is burnt to a crisp and wearing a mask. Both of these men are obsessed with fire. FIEND THROWS KANE OVER THE TOP AND OUT WITH THE MANDIBLE CLAW. THEN ALEXA APPEARS BEHIND KANE ON A SWING SO HE RUNS IN THE RING...SISTER ABIGAIL TO KANE. HE’S BEEN ELIMINATED BUT THIS ISN’T OVER. ALL OF A SUDDEN THE FIEND DISAPPEARS INTO THE HOLE TAKING AND DRAGGING KANE HIM. DRAGGING HIM TO HELL!. The lights go off and on and boom. It’s gone. Everything’s back to normal!. What was that!. Did Alexa pretend Kane was her friend and simply use Kane!?. It was Fiend all along. Making him look like a joke!?. We’ll find out. Kane vs Fiend!?. INFERNO MATCH!?. Who knows but the match must continue. ENTRANT 45: KENNY OMEGA!. Another big name here. He doesn’t seem that bothered by what just happened if he saw it. Cornette is burying him as usual. Will with a double moonsault!. Carlito with a backstabber and he has an apple spitting it in people’s faces. BAAAM LASHLEY ROLLING SPEARS HIM. LASHLEY ELIMINATES CARLITO. Some boos. Omega V-Triggers Will Ospreay eliminating him. Marty is still in this but from behind MJF throws him out!. Some boos but he floats to the back. Another elimination for MJF. ENTRANT 46 AND 47: DOMINICK DIJAKOVIC AND SANTINO!. Haha he’s back. We saw him in the women’s match earlier but he’s back as a man!. He enters the ring...SWEET CHIN MUSIC...HE’S GONE ALREADY HAHA. I think he set two fastest elimination record. Sammy looking good going after MJF. Not many to go now. ENTRANT 48: KOTA IBUSHI!. He comes down helping his partner and we have Omega and Ibushi facing off with Braun and Sullivan. Freaks vs Golden. KICKS AND ELBOWS. GOLDEN V-TRIGGER. SULLIVAN AND BRAUN ARE DOWN. F-5 BY BROCK WHO IS EXHAUSTED. RKO TO SULLIVAN. HOBBS PICKS SULLIVAN UP AND THROWS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE AS KILLER KROSS THROWS BRAUN OVER THE TOP ROPE AND THEY GO BACK TO FIGHTING. Freaks have been eliminated. Everyone helped though really. Sammy looks for a 630 on MJF but he moves and throws out Sammy another one gone. ENTRANT 49: WHO’S IT GONNA BE...WE HEAR MUSIC...BUT DON’T RECOGNISE IT. WAIT...NO WAY...IS THAT...OH MY GOD...THAT’S MACHETE!!!. DANNY TREJO IS HERE. HE RUNS DOWN TO THE RING AND HAHA HE’S GOT THE MACHETE’S WITH HIM. Trejo has to be near 80!. He takes everyone out. Making his debut. He beats everyone down. Chops and kicks haha. He even nails a splash off the top rope!. The clock is ticking down as we await for our final man!...3...2...1...ENTRANT 50: WALTER!. Business has just picked up!. He slowly walks down to the ring and he may have been the final man in another match last like this. BAAAM CHOP CHOP. BIG BOOT. LARIAT. DOMINICK WHO WANTS THAT REMATCH AGAINST LEE JUST GETS DESTROYED BY WALTER. BAAAM WALTER POWERBOMBS HIM UP AND OVER THE TOP ROPE. DOM’S BEEN ELIMINATED. Trejo tries to take on Lashley and WALTER by himself before he gets thrown over but it was a nice surprise. Machete is gone. Stand off between Lashley and WALTER another dream match. That gets stopped as Ibushi and Omega attack them both. WALTER CHOP AND HEADBUTT THROWS IBUSHI OUT ELIMINATING HIM. OMEGA NAILS THE ONE WINGED ANGEL ON LASHLEY BUT WALTER LAUNCHES OMEGA OVER THE TOP ROPE ONTO IBUSHI HIS PARTNER. Both eliminated. LASHLEY SPEARS WALTER DOWN AND IS THE LAST MAN STANDING. WAIT ONE MAN RISES FROM THE ASHES. BROCK!. LASHLEY AND LESNAR. FINALLY FACE TO FACE. A DREAM MATCH WE HAVE ALL WANTED FOR YEARS. BACK AND FORTH FROM BOTH MEN. GERMANS AND THROWS. LASHLEY THROWS OVER BROCK...HE REVERSES IT. BAAAM F-5 OVER THE TOP ROPE. BROCK ELIMINATES LASHLEY!. We got a little taste of that dream match for the future and Lesnar already has a title remember. Wow we are down to our final eight men!.
HOBBS AND KROSS BACK AND FORTH FROM BOTH MEN. They’ve been at each other for months and the entire match. Kross looks for the KROSSFIRE in the corner...HOBBS REVERSES IT...OKLAHOMA STAMPEDE...HOBBS THROWS KROSS OVER AND OUT...KROSS HOLDS ON AND KROSS ELIMINATES HIM!!!. WOW A BIG DOUBLE ELIMINATION!. Hobbs and Kross are out and continue to fight to the rampway!. Six men are left. Brock vs Shawn vs Orton vs MOX vs MJF vs WALTER!. So much could happen. Orton goes crazy on everybody. RKO’S AND A PUNT...ANOTHER PUNT. ORTON IS THE LAST MAN STANDING. ORTON LOOKING FOR A PUNT TO ELIMINATE BROCK...WAIT A MINUTE FROM BEHIND MJF GRABS ORTON...HE THROWS HIM OVER. OH MY GOD. HUGE ELIMINATION. MJF ELIMINATES ORTON!. The history as well between these two men!. That might be Orton’s last Rumble. Orton is shocked but looks happy and smiling in a way. Almost impressed. Five men remain. SHAWN NAILS THE SUPERKICK TO MJF BUT HE MOVES AND NAILS WALTER INSTEAD...MJF GRABS HBK...NO WAY...OH MY GOD. MJF ELIMINATES SHAWN MICHAELS. THIS IS INSANE. WAIT SHAWN IS HOLDING ON. MJF CHARGES SHAWN WHO STOPS HIM. BAAAM WALTER BIG BOOT KNOCKS MJF OFF THE APRON ELIMINATING HIM...WAIT...MJF HAS SHAWN’S FOOT AS WELL!!!. MJF HAS ELIMINATED ON EITHER ACCIDENT OR PURPOSE SHAWN MICHAELS. He made himself a star tonight. Three men remain!. Brock is exhausted. MOX also. WALTER is fresh!. The match slows down into an actual match. WALTER and Brock fight off that’s another dream match folks. WALTER WITH A GERMAN. A DOUBLE GERMAN ON BOTH MOX AND BROCK. HE STANDS ON BOTH MEN WITH HANDS BEHIND HIS BACK!. WALTER IS NUMBER 1. He tries to throw MOX over. BROCK FROM BEHIND UP. GERMAN. BAAAM LARIAT. F-5...WALTER STANDS UP WHAT THE FUCK. ANOTHER F-5. WALTER STANDS UP!!!?. WALTER DROPKICKS DOWN BROCK. DEATH RIDER DROP BY MOX TO WALTER. They’re working together. MOX and Brock vs WALTER NEAR THE EDGE OF THE RING. ALL THREE MEN STANDING ON THE APRON. WALTER DROPKICKS MOX INTO THE TURNBUCKLE POST...BROCK FROM BEHIND. THROWING GERMAN SUPLEX RIGHT ON HIS NECK. GOOD GOD. WALTER’S OUT. WALTER HAS BEEN ELIMINATED. WE ARE DOWN TO TWO MEN. What a match!. MOX crawls back in the ring. While brock is still on the apron. Back and forth. MOX nails a lariat. JBL LARIAT AND THEN A DROPKICK. BROCK IS TEETERING ON THE EDGE. MOX CHARGES...BROCK CATCHES HIM IN MID AIR...F-5 OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE MAT...WAIT A MINUTE...MOX REVERSES IT INTO THE DEATH RIDER DROP DDT TO BROCK ON THE APRON...HE’S FALLING...MOX KICKS HIM OFF....YES YES YES!!!. HE DID IT!. Moxley has done it!. Holy shit!. What a match and ending. Brock did so well though. I don’t think he’s going anywhere anytime soon. Shame he wasn’t here sooner. So many dream matches. MOX gets the win. He celebrates the win with the fans going wild. MOX stands on the top rope to fireworks and he will get that title match. Thank you all for watching. What a show. We might see you again next year!. See you at the next one folks. We fade to black.