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BREAKING NEWS: We have just received word that Charlotte has drawn and been announced as number 30 in the women’s rumble match which means as we know that Jax is number one, WALTER is number 30 in the men’s but we don’t know number 1 in the men’s rumble yet. Huge news for Charlotte especially with the history recently. Also we have some news breaking right now that before the PPV was about to start Conor McGregor and Tom Lawlor got into an incident/fight of some sort in the parking lot and both men were injured during the altercation and taken to a medical facility but unfortunately they will not be able to compete in the Slobberknocker tonight. Damn shame for them but it now means we have two more slots for the rumble match later tonight!.
CARD
No DQ, Falls Count Anywhere, There Must Be A Winner
Winner recives a spot in the Slobberknocker. Loser gets fired!
Tommaso Ciampa Vs Moose
Welcome everybody to EAM Sydney Slobberknocker!. The hype for this show has reached near Grandslam levels with so much on the line so lets waste no time and get to the goddamn show!. Both men come out getting mixed reactions with a lot on the line tonight. The bell rings and here we go!. Of course one of these men will be fired and the winner could be one match away from main eventing Wrass. These men have had tough times in EAM and haven’t really taken off like they’d hope. They’re kind of stuck and outshined by others like them and can’t get away from each other. Back and forth match throughout with chairs and steel steps and barricade used. Ciampa with a DDT outside on the exposed concrete and suppose you could call this a Feast or Fired match. Moose throws Ciampa into the crowd as they fight around the fans and near a coke machine which gets Irish whipped into. A can pops out and Ciampa smashes it over Moose’s head. He then climbs atop the coke machine and dives off onto him!. Ciampa fights Moose back to the entrance ramp with a suplex on it for a 2 count. Moose rolled back into the ring as Ciampa nails the Project Ciampa for a 2 count. Moose fights back with a dropkick, rolling spear and a thrown up powerbomb for close 2’s. Ciampa nails Moose with a few chair shots before picking up Moose. BAAAM STRAIGHTJACKET PILEDRIVER RIGHT ON THE CHAIR...1...2...NO MOOSE KICKS OUT JUST. Ciampa throws Moose outside the ring, throwing him into a barricade and nailing a DDT on top of the announce table without breaking it. He rolls Moose back into the ring and stands on the outside apron. He taunts the fans before coming in...MOOSE CHARGES AT CIAMPA...SPEAR...THROUGH THE ROPES OFF THE APRON THROUGH AN ANNOUNCE TABLE...GOOD GOD...BOTH MEN ARE DEAD. MOOSE SLOWLY COVERS CIAMPA...1...2...3...IT’S OVER!. Ciampa’s career is over!. At least in EAM that is. He just wasn’t that great and was too small, didn’t have many moves and so many others like him. Moose celebrates his win while walking to the back and now has to prepare for the main event. Can he do it?. Ciampa is helped up by officials and walked up the rampway while receiving ‘thank you Ciampa’ chants before taking one final look back around at the audience and mouthing ‘no, thank you’ as he walks away backstage and we cut away.
Throughout the night we get interviews from wrestlers in the Rumble matches, we also see a few people getting numbers but not knowing which numbers they are. We also see a few mystery shadows and bodies that we may have never seen before and a few old ones we might recognise and that seem awfully familiar...
Singles Matchup - COA Title Match
Nia Jax (c) Vs Ronda Rousey
Coming up next is one of our biggest matches of the show and most important. They’ve fought before but it was impromptu which Jax won. This is a fair match this time. Ronda comes out getting a huge ovation from the crowd while Jax receives heavy boos as usual. If Ronda wins this match then the Rumble won’t be for the title but simply #1 contender instead. Jax is in that match so even if she loses she has another chance. The bell rings and here we go. Ronda runs outside the ring as Jax chases. She runs around the ring as Jax follows and wow this is a genius idea!. Intentionally getting Jax tired and worn out for later. If Ronda wins then the whole company will be pissed with her. She’s been on the downfall recently so needs this. Jax finally stops out of breath as Ronda waits on the other side of the ring. Ronda runs into the ring as Jax follows but again tired her out from running. We’ve never seen this before. A great idea trying to stop Jax. One more chase on the outside which makes Jax falls to her knees. Ronda then dives through the ropes on Jax taking her down then one off the top rope!. Some this is awesome chants from the crowd as Ronda manages to get Jax into the ring. She then nails a splash, diving elbow and legdrop. No way she’s gonna do this...she’s burying Jax!. Ronda signals the end...OLYMPIC ANGLE SLAM. SHE PICKS HER UP...OLYMPIC ANGLE SLAM...AND A THIRD...THIS IS CRAZY. SHE HASN’T EVEN PINNED HER YET. RONDA LOCKS IN THE ARMBAR...THIS IS IT...SHE’S GONNA TAP...JAX IS STRUGGLING...SHE DOESNT TAP...RONDA THEN KICKS HER FACE IN WITH HER LEG. OMG SHE’S BUSTED OPEN FROM THE NOSE. Jax is bleeding badly. Ronda continues the armlock...SHE’S GONNA TAP...YES...THIS IS IT...SHE TAPS...OMG...SHE TAPS...WE’VE GOT A NEW CHAMP...NO...NO...JAX WAS MOVING HERSELF...SHE DIDN’T TAP. SHE LOCKS HER ARMS TOGETHER WHICH BLOCKS THE SUBMISSION.
Fans are going crazy. Jax sits up with Ronda and stands up...powerbo...RONDA ROLLS THROUGH IT...1...JAX KICKS OUT. What a sequence. RONDA NAILS A BIG URNAGE BEFORE GRABBING THE ARMS OF JAX!?. She shouts I’m gonna kick your fucking head in!. Shades of Bryan Danielson. BAAAM...RONDA STARTS SHOOT KICKING JAX IN THE DAMN FACE. GOOD GOD THIS IS SICK. THE REFEREE HAS TO STOP THIS ONE. WE’VE GOT A NEW CHAMPION. JAX’S FACE LOOKS LIKE A SPLIT OPEN APPLE PIE. JAX STARTS SMILING AT RONDA. SHOUTING COME ON BITCH. This is only the second match!. Ronda turns Jax on her stomach...BAAAAM CURBSTOMP TO THE BACK OF HER HEAD!. Good god someone stop the fucking match!. She’s actually doing it!. Who’s gonna fight Ronda at Wrass?. ANOTHER CURBSTOMP...RONDA COVERS FOR THE FINAL TIME...1...2...3...NO...JAX KICKS OUT. WHAT THE HELL!. She covers again...1...2...JAX KICKS OUT...1...JAX KICKS OUT. RONDA CAN’T BELIEVE THIS. She’s like the terminator!. I just don’t see who can beat her. We’ve never seen anyone like this before. Ronda then puts Jax’s arms behind her back and goes to the top rope?. BAAAAAM TOP TOPE CURBSTOMP TO THE BACK OF HER HEAD. THAT’S WHAT MICKIE DID!. She’s copying Mickie James!...cover...1...2...JAX KICKS OUT. THIS IS AMAZING. Ronda beats down Jax with MMA kicks and punches and headbutts!. CHICK KICK AND A MICKIE DDT. HAHA SHE’S TRYING TO BEAT JAX THE SAME WAY MICKIE BEAT HER...COVER...1...2...NO!. I have no words!. Ronda quickly goes to the arm...ARMBAR..SHE’S YANKING AT HER ARM. OMG SHE’S TRYING TO SNAP IT AND BEND IT BACK AND FORTH...JAX IS PASSING OUT...SHE’S NOT GONNA TAP...SHE’S GONNA PASS OUT. THE REFEREE CHECKS THE ARM...1...2...NO...JAX GETS HER ARM UP. FFS THIS IS CRAZY. JAX STARTS GETTING THAT LOOK ON HER BLOODIED FACE. SHE STANDS UP WITH RINDA WHO CLIMBS ONTO HER BACK.
Ronda is looking for a rear naked choke but Jax walks towards the corner, outside on the apron still with Ronda on her back. Jax then runs across the apron and goes a cannonball senton still with Ronda on her back off the apron sending Ronda into the steep steps!. Good god. Both girls are outside the ring but that cost Jax. The referee starts counting as Jax tries to get into the ring and win this one on a countout!. Jax gets into the ring but Ronda grabs her foot!. Fans go crazy for that one. Jax starts climbing the top rope just trying to escape Ronda but she gets on the back of Jax again. Jax is standing on the top rope with a monkey on her back!. Jax in one move switches Ronda onto her shoulders and then down into a 69/piledriver position!?. NO...NO...WAAAAAAH RIKISHI PILEDRIVER OFF THE TOP ROPE FROM JAX TO RONDA...GOOD GOD...SHE’S DEAD. A PILEDRIVER OFF THE TOP FUCKING ROPE. Jax can’t even cover. This might be match of the year candidate!. Jax gets up looking angry as she rips some of her hair out of her head. She lets out a huge roar scream. Jax runs the ropes nailing a huge senton. Followed by a huge legdrop and splash. She pulls Ronda to the corner. BANZAI DROP TO RONDA. GOOD GOD...ANOTHER ONE..SHE’S DESTROYING HER CHEST. Jax turns Ronda over but on her side just like she did Mickie. Jax climbs the top rope. BAAAM 300 POUND SPLASH OFF THE TOP ROPE TO THE SIDE OF RONDA’S BODY...CRUSHING HER COMPLETELY...FINALLY A COVER...1...2...WAIT...RONDA WITH ONE FINAL EFFORT AND CHANCE ROLLS OVER JAX..............1................NO WAY..............2............SHE WON’T...........NO JAX ROLLS IT OVER.......1.........2...........3...........IT’S ALL OVER!!!!. WHAT A FUCKING MATCH. GOOD GOD. I don’t think anybody was expecting that kind of war!. No chance in hell Jax will have in that Rumble match. Ronda may have just helped the entire Rumble. Jax barely gets to her feet but then starts fighting it off by jumping up and down, doing press-ups and star jumps!. This woman is undefeatable. Completely stronger than the one Mickie fought before she learnt her lesson and got better. I don’t think Mickie could even beat this Jax. She celebrates her win after retaining her championship but what happens now!?. She has to go back and prepare for later tonight. We go backstage and see some of the women’s faces in shock and worried, confused and scared. In the distance we see Charlotte with her arms crossed with a smile on her face and of course as we know. She’s the final entrant and the only girl smiling!. We go back to the ring with fans chanting for Ronda and applauding her effort with Jax walking up the entrance way trying to act relaxed and calm with the title over her shoulder as we cut away.
Tag Team Rubber Matchup
Heavy Machinery Vs War Raiders
We continue on the show with fans still reeling about what we just saw. Jax has to quickly recuperate before the next match. Up next is more of a come down than our previous match. More of a bonus match. Back and forth from both teams. Some comedy throughout as well. Signature and finishing moves also. They have history and both want an advantage going forward. Raider Special and a Viking Experience for close 2’s. Heavy are much more popular than Raiders who get booed. Otis with a caterpillar and Tucker with a moonsault off the top rope. At the end of the match Otis nails the splash in the corner for the 3 count on Rowe. They celebrate their win as we cut away.
We go backstage where something has broken out. It’s some Male Rumble wrestlers fighting it out backstage. They can’t wait until tonight!. Somebody has been thrown through a window by someone we don’t recognise and it appears to be someone we haven’t seen in a long time or ever. We don’t know who it is but judging by the reaction from other people. They look shocked and confused as well. Of course we do have some open spots left later tonight so it should be interesting to see who fills them and who they are. We see Scurll’s crew in control of alot of this though who have a few people in the match tonight.
We go backstage for a short while before our next matchup where we hook up with backstage interviewer Maria Kanellis, who is pretty upset for not being part of the womens slobberknocker matchup, and this effects the interview she is supposed to be doing with The Lucha Bros, Pentagon Jr. and Rey Fenix. They are not in the slobberknocker matchup either, and the tension can be felt. Pentagon Jr. cut's a promo in spanish, and he is seemingly pretty angry, but the promo gets stopped short when Rey Mysterio and El Hijo walks up on the scene. Rey gets a small pop from the crowd in the arena when he appears. Rey talks to Pentagon in spanish, something about being able to learn his place, and take his spot, and wait for his chance. Rey know this better than most, as he's been a underdog his whole career. But then, a third tag team enters the scene, and they are not part of the slobberknocker either. It's the former EAM Tag Team Champions; LA Parks. Pentagon turns his attention to them, saying something in spanish again. (We really need to text these things) Ending i with his vintage Zero Miedo gesture. Maria tries to calm everyone down, but without any big success. But then, the general manager of Jamboree, Randy Orton walks by. He tell the guys that he's pretty sorry that neither of them got a place in the slobberknocker match tonight. But he will make it up to them he promise. As they already know, it's not just about The EAM World Heavyweight Championship here in EAM, as the have many titles to compete for. And, there is a couple of titles that fit the six of them better than the world title, and that is The EAM Tag Team Championships. So, Orton got a proposal for them. Why don't all six men get ready for the ring, as they are having a impromtu 6-man tag team matchup, and the winners will recieve a title shot against Omega and Ibushi at their new upcoming special TV show; Saturday Night Showcase! Then he turns his attention to Maria, telling her that if she really wants to get her ass kicked that hard, he don't see a reason why not. Granting her a spot in the rumble matchup, making it 31 instead of 30. Maria gets so happy that she throws herself at Orton, hugging and kissing him. Orton gets a bit embarrased by this and tells Maria it's ok, she doesn't have to. After all, he is her boss etc. As the camera tilts, we can see Maria's husband watching everything from down the corridor. He is not so pleased. Camera then cut's back to the arena and the ring for our next match...
6-Man #1 Contenders Tag Team Matchup
Winners Get A Title shot against Golden Lovers at the first ever Saturday Night Showcase!
LA Parks Vs The Lucha Bros Vs The Colibri Coalition
A surprise match for everyone tonight. It makes sense because none of these are in the Rumble match and it gives Jax more time to rest. Lot of fast paced Lucha libre action with arm drags and ranas. Double teaming big spots as well. Of course we have a new show SNS coming soon and the winners will get a title shot at that show. Maria has also been added to the Rumble match making it the first ever 31 person rumble. Parks look good with big spots Colibri with some great spots also. I think SNS should have maybe 3 matches. Like a one hour show. At the end of the match Rey’s with 619’s take out Parks which also problems between both teams as from behind Pentagon nails Hijo with a Packaged Piledriver for the 3 count and win. Lucha Bros vs Golden Lovers booked for SNS!. What a match that should be. After the match Colibri and Parks have words while Lucha Bros celebrate their victory with style.
31-Women Rumble Matchup for The EAM Center Of Attention Championship
Well here we go!. It’s finally time for one of the most hyped up matches of the year. Possibly ever!. The first ever women’s and fourth Slobberknocker in history. So much history and great names have won this so let’s make it a first for the girls. Lot of history between all the girls involved and of course the thing is that this match will have the COA title on the line unlike other matches like this but Jax just wrestled maybe 30 minutes/an hour ago so how is she coping?. We know she’s number 1 as well so it’s going to be her toughest challenge yet. If she wins this I believe it will be 20 title defences and only 1 loss. We thought it was 30 but it just changed to 31 a few minutes ago. We all have our favorites but only one can win and go on to face whoever the champion is at Wrass!. We also know Charlotte is number 31 now not 30 because of what happened with Maria. So let’s not waste any time and get this one started!. Hopefully this becomes an annual event but that might ruin it. We get the introductions and rules for the match and of course every 90 seconds somebody comes out. We don’t have the statistics on most eliminations, longest time etc so who knows if records will be broken tonight. Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to the ring entrant number 1 and the current COA champion...NIA JAX!. Fans boo her coming down to the ring and she actually looks pretty good. She’s walking with a limp and holding her neck but apart from that she looks solid. Jax enters the ring and awaits her opponent. The entrant that drew number 2...PENELOPE FORD!. A rising upcomer in EAM.
She walks to the ring very warily and enters as the bell rings and here we go!. Ford charges at Jax who throws her up into a Samoan Drop!. Ford crawls to the corner...BAAAM CANNANBALL TO THE CORNER TO FORD. Jax picks up Ford into the military press and throws her over the top rope and out!. Wow dominant start for Jax!. She still has one minute left and this is smart because she’s gonna have time to catch her breath and recuperate. We get the count down as Jax wipes her hands clean...4...3...2...1...entrant number 3...INDI HARTWELL!. A new comer in EAM wants to showcase her stuff. She runs into the ring while Jax laughs at her. She charges at Jax who belly to belly suplexes her out of nowhere!. Running leg drop and a big splash. She’s just playing with her at this point. Jax military presses Indi over the top rope and out for a second in a row elimination!. She has another minute to relax!. Entrant number 4...TEGAN NOX!. Another new comer to EAM from Wales could have a great career ahead of her. Nox goes to the top rope nailing a dropkick to Jax which almost knocks her off the feet!. Nox with more shots that get her down to her knees. Nox goes for a crossbody off the top rope but Jax catches her and just launches her over the top rope and out!. For another elimination!. This is incredible. There’s a lot of talent not in this unfortunately but hopefully in the future they get a chance. Rhea and Bianca are two of them. Jax is looking a little tired but still good while we get another countdown...4...3...2...1...EEEEEEEEE.....ENTRANT NUMBER 5...DAKOTA KAI!. She is partners and friends with Nox in EAM so she’s not happy with this. She comes down to the ring as wait a minute...from behind Nox grabs the leg of Jax from outside the ring. Fans are cheering this. Kai enters the ring and charges at Jax. OMG KAI LIFTS JAX OVER THE TOP ROPE. NO WAY. NOX IS HOLDING ONTO HER LEG HAHA THIS IS GENIUS. She’s not allowed to do this but smart idea. Jax is on the outside apron while Jax kicks Nox off and Kai charges the ropes. Jax grabs Kai by the throat...WAAAAH DEADLIFT CHOKESLAM TO KAI WHO’S IN THE RING BY JAX THROWING HER OVER THE TOP ROPE OUT OF THE RING ON TOP OF NOX!. Jax slowly enters the ring and walks around in dominance!. Fans boo this but this is amazing. This may have never happened before. Jax is looking a bit shocked and phased by that but prepares herself. She’s smiling actually...3...2...1...EEEEEE...ENTRANT NUMBER 6...SARA DEL REY...OH MY...THINGS HAVE JUST CHANGED.
Sara walks down to the ring and faces off with Jax who looks startled. Toughest challenge yet. Sara takes down Jax with hard shots and punches. LARIAT TAKES HER DOWN. She’s off her feet. Sara slams Jax!. Fans can’t believe it as she throws Jax over the top rope and out!. JAX HOLDS ON JUST. Sara charges at her as she lifts Sara onto the outside apron. The countdown has almost expired so she needs to hurry up. Jax and Sara with hard strong style moves...JAX WITH A SHOOT BIG BOOT KNOCKS SARA OFF THE APRON!. Another one eliminated...3...2...1...ENTRANT NUMBER 7...CANDICE LARAE. Jax gets into the ring barely any time to recuperate as Candice nails a dropkick off the top rope followed by a crossbody. BALLSPLEX TO JAX...SHE’S OFF HER FEET AGAIN!. Candice gets on the shoulders of Jax...REVERSED RANA DRIVER SHE GOT IT. Candice dropkicks Jax to the ropes and another one. Jax is hanging...CANDICE ELIMINAT...JAX PUSHES HER OFF. Candice runs the ropes...BAAAAM HUGE 300 POUND CROSS BODY CATCHES HER IN MID AIR...CANDICE IS DEAD. Jax just deadlifts her up throwing her out like nothing for another straight elimination!. Jax prepares herself again and starts dancing!. This is amazing...3...2...1...EEEEH...ENTRANT NUMBER 8...TESSA BLACHARD. Another tough challenge for Jax. Tessa fights Jax hard with strong style shots. Suplex!. Back drop driver and a belly to belly wow the strength!. POWERBOMB TO JAX SOMEHOW. INCREDIBLE. Tessa takes Jax to the corner looking for a powerbomb off the top rope!?. Jax gets off and just knocks her off the top rope to the outside for another elimination!. She awaits the entrant again...3...2...1...ENTRANT NUMBER 9...KAIRI SANE. Another strong name who’s from Japan. She’s much smaller and faces off with fans laughing. Sane continues hard kicks for a while trying to avoid her. Sane looks for the elbow but Jax catches her with a bear hug and just rag dolls her like nothing. BELLY TO BELLY OVER THE TOP ROPE AND OUT SHE GOES. THANKS FOR COMING. This has never been done before in history. 8 straight eliminations as we wait for number 10...3...2...1...EEEEH. Jax awaits her opponent but nobody is coming out?.
She looks confused. The countdown is continuing and Jax is getting nervous because this could mean two people to fight. BAAAAAAM FROM BEHIND A CHAIR SHOT TO THE BACK OF JAX!. ANOTHER ONE AND A THIRD. JAX IS DOWN...THAT’S MELISSA SANTOS!. Hahaha she was waiting on commentary and came in from behind!. This is genius. Melissa throws the chair out the ring as fans go wild!. Melissa continues the beatdown as the clock hits 20 seconds!. That was a smart move wasting time and coming in from behind and we know the history between them of course. Jax isn’t happy and gets that angry look on her face. Melissa runs outside the ring under the bottom rope while Jax waits inside and she doesn’t know what to do!. Wait inside or go out but risk other people...3...2...1...ENTRANT 11...ALEXA BLISS!. Huge cheer for Alexa making her way down to the ring but Melissa goes over to her saying something. They decide to work together and surround the ring!. Jax is pissed about this but very smart idea. They wait outside and countdown the clock for another entrant...3...2...1...NUMBER 12...MELINA!. She comes down to the ring getting a mixed reaction. We haven’t seen her in a while though so it’s a surprise. They decide to work together and surround the ring but continue to waste time as Jax tries to get them but they avoid her attack...NUMBER 13...LEAH VON DUTCH!. Oh this is gonna be great for Alexa!. There’s been problems between them but they can work together work. All four decide to surround each apron on the ring haha!. Fans are going crazy for this. HERE WE GO. MELINA/DUTCH/BLISS AND SANTOS ALL ENTER THE RING AND START ATTACKING JAX THIS IS A GOOD OLD FASHIONED BEATDOWN. A 4 ON 1 ATTACK. This continues on as we get yet another entrant and this ring is slowly starting to fill up...NUMBER 14...SASHA BANKS!. Oh my a huge name coming out to the ring. She gets a huge ovation and of course one half of the dominant women’s champion. Sasha doesn’t give a damn about working with anyone so crossbody’s off the top rope taking everyone down!. Now it looks like a Slobberknocker match.
As we get the countdown for number 15 and halfway through this match Jax very cleverly and wisely rolls out of the ring and seemingly trying to cover her body using the ring apron!...3...2...1...NUMBER 15...JADE CHUNG!. Wow what a shocker here!. Jade one of the all time greats in the EAM women’s division is back!. Jade comes out to the ring and starts throwing everybody around. JADE THROWS OUT MELINA!. The first elimination not by Jax!. ENTRANT NUMBER 16...JAMIE HAYTER. An undefeated English rising up comer who was actually born just 30 minutes away from former EAM legend Travis Gerweck the legend himself may he rest in piece. Jamie is a big girl and starts attacking everyone in the ring. They continue to fight but not much happens before our next entrant...number 17...MANDY LEON!. She comes down joining the action but another minute of nothing leads to our next entrant...number 18...JILLIAN HALL!. OH MY...WHAT A SHOCKER. One of the biggest ovations of the night!. What a surprise and this must be who Emil was calling!. Hall comes out and throws throwing people around like nothing. She started off pretty badly in her career but changed things around. Leah and Hall fight it out, Sasha/Bliss/Jade are fighting, Leon/Melissa/Jamie also. Leah really wants to impress people after her terrible career so far. Jillian Hall military presses Mandy Leon up and out over the top rope!. Hall with an elimination!...3...2...1...ENTRANT NUMBER 19...BETH PHOENIX WOW ANOTHER SHOCK HERE TONIGHT. She walks down to the ring where everybody is laid out apart from one woman...JILLIAN AND BETH HAVE A STAND OFF!. Think how much these two have done. This match may have never even existed without these two!. Back and forth and they’re testing each other. Everyone attacks them which stops it to boos from the crowd...NUMBER 20...TONI STORM!. It’s Toni Time!. Another new name but shes done a lot recently. Back and forth from all the girls in the match as 20 have entered and only 10 remain...3...2...1...NUMBER 21...MARIA!.
She comes out getting a mixed reaction and some people even laughing at this. She attacks all the girls and of course she’s barely a wrestler. She attacks everyone then tries to fight Beth who just isn’t phased by any of it. Beth nails the Glam Slam before throwing Maria up and out!. MIKE BENNETT THE CUCK HUSBAND IS WAITING OUTSIDE AS MARIA LANDS ON HIM. SHE RUNS IN BUT BETH THROWS HER OUT AGAIN. THEN MIKE THROWS IN AND HE GETS THROWN OUT AFTER HAHA. NUMBER 22...PIPER NIVEN!. A wee Scottish lass makes her entrance and stands off with Beth!. A weird dream match in a way and she gets the better of it. Niven with a slam and splash. Hayter Bomb on Alexa. Dutch with a rana on Jamie. Sasha and Storm fight it out. So much action and hard to call everything...3...2...1...NUMBER 23...BECKY LYNCH!. She comes out getting a huge ovation from the crowd. Becky comes in throwing people around the ring. GO TO BED. ARMBREAKER. Becky with a dropkick takes a few girls down. Niven charges at Becky who throws her over the top rope and out!. The match slows down as we await number 24...ENTRANT 24...SHAYNA!. The Four Horsewomen of MMA!. She can’t be happy with what happened to Ronda earlier tonight as she enters the fray and attacks all the girls. It’s nice to see a ring full of people that’s a real rumble. The match slows down before three girls stand up and face off with each other. Chung/Hall/Beth face off with each other and wow think of the history!. Back and forth shots from all three girls. They knock each other to the mat. ENTRANT 25...MARINA SHAFIR!. Back up for Shayna who helps her out as sides begin to form in this one...3...2...1...NUMBER 26...ASUKA!. She enters the ring and starts green misting people in the face before kicks!. NUMBER 27...BAYLEY!. The other half of the tag champion starts beating down everybody. Bayley to Bayley Hugplex to everybody before she hugs Sasha!...NUMBER 28 AND THIS RING IS REALLY FILLING UP...MOTH MARTINA!. Another new name here in EAM as she attacks people around the ring...not much happens as we await another entrance 29...3...2...1...IO SHIRAI!. Back up for Asuka in this one. Hard kicks and a moonsault onto everybody into the ring. Still no eliminations in a while.
What a strange Rumble. Like it had two halves...NUMBER 30...JESSAMYN DUKE!. More back up for the Horsewomen!. The match slowly stops as people start noticing things...Horsewomen take one side, Asuka and Io take another side, Harem take another and look at this Becky, Sasha and Bayley come together the former Horsewomen of Wrestling!. Fans chant this is awesome as a few single wrestlers lay in the middle and on the mat. A really showcase of factions and talent in this one. Of course that would have been the last entrant but we have one more to go and we all know who that is...3...2...1...EEEEH...THE 31ST AND FINAL ENTRANT...CHARLOTTE FLAIR!. She receives a mixed reaction some because they like her and she deserves it but some because they think she’s overrated, overused and gets too much. One of these women will become champion and possibly be at Wrass!. The girls are all standing in each corner as Charlotte enters. She picks Jamie Hayter up and just throws her over top rope and out!. Some fans boo that one. She then stands in the middle of the ring and look at this she goes over to the Four Horsewomen of Wrestling and joins them!. We have a reunion!. We get a huge this is awesome chant from the crowd and HERE WE GO. BACK AND FORTH FROM EVERY GIRL IN THIS MATCH FIGHTING IT OUT. The action and brawling continues as Charlotte throws out Asuka and then Io right after!. That’s three eliminations for Charlotte already!. There’s so many girls in this match it’s hard to keep track but then all of a sudden we have the Horsewomen fight off with each other, Shayna/Marina/Duke vs Bayley/Sasha/Becky and Charlotte. Jade Chung attacks Dutch throwing her over the top rope and out but she holds on.
Chung charges her but Dutch lifts her onto the outside apron also. Chung looks for her finisher on the apron...DUTCH REVERSES IT...OMG...DUTCH ELIMINATES CHUNG!. This is huge!. One of the biggest shockers of the night!. Dutch has eliminated Chung!. Jade can’t believe it but wow Dutch has impressed with that one. WAIT...ALEXA SEES WHAT’S HAPPENING AND CHARGES AT DUTCH ON THE APRON...HIGH BACK BODY DROP FROM DUTCH TO BLISS...OMG...DUTCH ELIMINATES ALEXA BLISS HAHA!. What a shocker!. All the trouble between them and Dutch has shocked the world twice!. Some fans even get behind her after that...LOOK AT THIS. HORSEWOMEN ARE FIGHTING IT OUT NEAR THE ROPES...SEVEN GIRLS ARE TEETERING ON THE EDGE...WAIT A MINUTE...HOLY SHIT...NIA JAX IS BACK...NIA THROWS ALL THE HORSEWOMEN OVER THE TOP ROPE. HOLY FUCK. NIA JAX JUST ELIMINATED MARINA, DUKE, SHAYNA, SASHA, BAYLEY, CHARLOTTE AND BECKY!. Holy fuck that might be the record for the most eliminations in one go!. SEVEN!. Don’t forget about Jax!. I think some people did!. Good god it just got a lot worse!. WAIT...CHARLOTTE AND BECKY SURVIVED. THEY DIDN’T GET ELIMINATED!. She eliminated five not seven!. That means I think that Jax has eliminated 13 people!?. Possibly more but we need EAM management to check that. Jax has no idea but from behind Charlotte and Becky come together for one night.
They high five each other as Jax shows off...THEY RUN FROM BEHIND AT JAX...THEY’RE ABOUT TO THROW HER OVER THE TOP ROPE...WAIT...OTHER GIRLS SEE THIS AND JOIN IN HAHA!. They don’t want Nia to become the first women to ever defend her title by entering at number 1!. They want her belt. DUTCH JOINS IN AND NOW HALL AND BETH. THERE’S NO WAY JAX CAN SURVIVE THIS...SHE’S OVER THE TOP ROPE YES. THE FANS ARE GOING INSANE. Even if she gets eliminated she’s done so much tonight remember and another match. This is like the old Big Show days with everyone surrounding Jax. All of a sudden Jax lets out a huge ROOOOOOARRRR THEN BAAAAAAM JUST EXPLODES SENDING EVERYBODY SCATTERING AROUND THE RING. SHE FUCKING SURVIVED!. She’s been getting some fans respect though recently. Jax is the only woman standing and looks at different people. BAAAAM SPLASH/SAMOAN DROP/SENTON TAKING GIRLS OUT. BANZAI DROP/ROLLING CANNONBALL TO THE CORNER. One girl is behind Jax and she has no idea...IT’S MELISSA. SHE TRIES TO CHOKE OUT JAX AND IT WORKS TAKING HER TO THE KNEE. JAX STANDS UP AND DRIVES MELISSA TO THE CORNER. She sits Melissa on the top rope and turns around, spits in her face and BAAAAM JUST SHOOT KNOCK OUT PUNCHES MELISSA OFF THE TOP ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE MAT. Fans boo but if it wasn’t for Melissa then this may have never happened!. It may have been a gauntlet basically with everyone eliminated!. Thank you Melissa chants also reign out. We can confirm that we have 8 women remaining!.
Jax goes to the top rope looking for a splash but she has to be careful because it’s risky...CHARLOTTE ATTACKS JAX. They have a lot of history these two. Number 1 and Number 31 fighting it out. It must be near an hour for Jax in this match who knows maybe longer. She had some time to recuperate outside but wrestled earlier tonight remember. Charlotte goes to the top looking for a superplex but Becky joins in looking for a double. Then Dutch/Hall/Beth/Storm join in as well...IT’S THE TOWER OF DOOM AT THE SYDNEY SLOBBERKNOCKER!. Superplexes/powerbombs and everyone is out. One girls stands tall not involved in the action and that’s Martina who goes after each girl showing herself off. She runs the ropes...LARIAT BY DUTCH...OMG...DUTCH ELIMINATES MARTINA!. That’s a third elimination for Dutch!. That’s just the way it goes. Every women for herself and this has to be one of the best Rumble matches ever!. Storm Zero to Dutch stops her before another one to Becky. From behind though...CHARLOTTE THROWS OUT TONI STORM. It’s not Toni Time anymore!. Ladies and Gentlemen we are sad to say that this match is almost over because we are down to our final six!. Charlotte, Becky, Jax, Hall, Beth and Dutch!. Charlotte and Becky take a corner working together and look at this Hall and Beth now working together. What a team that would have been those two!. Dutch and Jax by themselves. They fight it out back and forth and man this is exciting. New faces, older faces and future faces. Jax faces off with Hall and Beth!. DOUBLE SUPLEX TAKES JAX DOWN. They high five each other...WAIT A MINUTE FROM BEHIND...CHARLOTTE CHARGED AT BETH AND HALL THROWING THEM OVER THE TOP ROPE AND OUT!. TWO HUGE ELIMINATIONS FOR CHARLOTTE!. Fans are booing like crazy. They’re not happy with that at all. Jax also looks pissed she wanted to eliminate them but she’s got enough. I think Charlotte must be at 6/7 eliminations. Just hope EAM keep all the statistics for this match. We are down to the final four in this match. Charlotte, Becky, Jax and DUTCH!.
Yes that’s right Dutch has made it this far nobody expected this. A big brawl breaks out between them as Jax uses Dutch as a weapon throwing her at Charlotte and Becky!. I think Becky was an underdog coming into this one. God I hope we get this match more!. There’s been rumors of a possible 50 person mixed Slobberknocker like an Ultimate Slobberknocker with men and women maybe in the future or next year and hey the winner of the match could main event Grandslam maybe. It’s an idea. Becky beatdown on Dutch as wait a second...that’s Alexa and the Harem walking back to the ring and cheering on Dutch!?. They don’t seem enthusiastic but Dutch believes it. Dutch goes to the ropes happy as Alexa asks her to come here for a second and whispers advice into her ear...WAIT...NO...BECAUSE OF THIS...JAX SEES THIS AND COMES FROM BEHIND THROWING DUTCH OVER THE TOP ROPE AND OUT!. Wait...Alexa caught her!. Alexa is holding Dutch saving her then looks in her eyes smiling then it just goes to anger and she drops her!. What a bitch!. Alexa could have saved Dutch in this match but just dropped her to the mat eliminating her officially. Fans are booing this as Dutch looks on upset confused. This feud between them isn’t over. Dutch eliminated Alexa of course and fans are even cheering for her so she’s done a lot in this match regardless. Harem and Alexa leave smiling up the rampway. We are down to three women in this match. Charlotte, Becky and Jax. Fans are firmly behind Becky though. Charlotte and Becky decide to work together on Jax. Becky stands in front of Charlotte about to attacking Jax...WAIT...CHARLOTTE GRABS BECKY AND THROWS HER OVER THE TOP ELIMINATING HER. Fans are booing this but smart move. Don’t ever trust Charlotte the exact kind of thing she would do. Charlotte says sorry and waves goodbye as even Becky smiles at this and says of course you’d do that!.
We are down to our final two women!. An over hour long match is coming to a close. Fans are cheering for each girl. Jax entered number 1 and Charlotte number 31 and I believe that might be first time in history this has ever happened. First and last are the final 2. Charlotte and Jax face off and here we go!. Charlotte looks much better against a tired Jax. Charlotte starts headbutting Jax reopening her cut from earlier. Then starts biting her head. Charlotte nails several chops before taking her down and locking in the Figure Eight probably not a good idea to use a submission in this match with someone her size but okay. Jax crawls under the bottom rope onto the apron. She starts kicking off Charlotte who starts kicking her face. Jax is falling!. Charlotte with insane strength pulls her back in and locks it in again. Jax climbs the ropes trying to escape as Charlotte lets go and starts back chopping Jax. She climbs the ropes...MOONSAULT OFF THE TOP TO JAX TAKES HER DOWN. SHE’S NOT DONE. MOONSAULT AGAIN BUT JAX CATCHES HER, THROWS HER UP INTO A SAMOAN DROP. RUNNING LEGDROP BUT CHARLOTTE MOVES. CHARLOTTE PICKS UP JAX...OMG...HUGE SLAM. SHADES OF ANDRE/HOGAN. SHE DOES IT AGAIN. A THIRD SLAM BUT WAIT SHE CHARGES TO THE ROPES HOLDING HER...SLAM OVER THE TOP ROPE. OMG CHARLOTTE IS TRYING TO THROW JAX OVER THE TOP ROPE AND OUT. SHE GOT IT....SHE GETS IT...JAX IS ON THE APRON. CHOP CHOP CHOP. RUNNING DROPKICK BY CHARLOTTE...BAAAAM JAX HAS ONE HAND ON THE ROPE. CHARLOTTE LOOKS FOR ANOTHER DROPKICK...SAMOAN HEADBUTT TO CHARLOTTE STOPS IT BUT SHE ONLY FIRES UP!. Charlotte runs the ropes again but Jax brings her outside onto the apron. Fans are going crazy chanting this is awesome.
Jax whips her to the post turnbuckle and nails a splash but Charlotte leapfrogs over her running across the apron and climbs the top rope!?....WAAAAAH MOONSAULT BY CHARLOTTE TO JAX ON THE OUTSIDE APRON. THAT’S SO RISKY AND DANGEROUS. BOTH GIRLS ARE FALLING...THEY’RE BOTH ABOUT TO FALL OFF...JAX’S ARMS AND CHARLOTTE’S LEGS. WHAT’S GONNA HAPPEN!. Both girls fight to their feet but Jax rolls into the ring. Charlotte goes to the top rope nailing a stomp to Jax, picks her up and throws her over the top rope and out!!!.......IT’S OVER...CHARLOTTE CELEB...WAIT...JAX IS HOLDING ON...SHE RUNS BACK INTO THE RING AND THROWS CHARLOTTE OVER THE OTHER SIDE...CHARLOTTE IS OUT...JAX CELEBRATES, NO....CHARLOTTE IS HOLDING ON....THIS IS AMAZING. CHARLOTTE CHARGES AT JAX WHO THROWS HER UP INTO A POPPA POWERBOMB. BAAAAAM A RUNNING SPLASH BY JAX. SHE GOES TO THE TOP ROPE THIS IS IT...300 POUND SPL...CHARLOTE IS UP. CHARLOTE IS ON THE TOP ROPE. WHAT IS SHE DOING...NO...WAAAAAH SPANISH FLY. THE C4 THE FLUX CAPACITOR ARE YOU KIDDING ME. THE WHOLE RING JUST SHOOK. THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE MAIN EVENT. Charlotte fires up one final time, goes to the top rope looking for a moonsault but Jax runs up with her!. GERMAN OVERHEAD SUPLEX...NO CHARLOTTE LANDS ON HER FEET. WE’RE OVER 1HR AND 10 MINUTES INTO THIS MATCH. CHARLOTTE GOES TO THE TOP ROPE AGAIN AS JAX IS LOOKING FOR THE SPLASH...ANOTHER SPANISH FL...NO JAX KNOCKS IT OFF. EVERY SINGLE JAX MATCH IS AMAZING. SHE’S LOOKING TO DEFEND HER TITLE FOR THE 20TH TIME. BOTH GIRLS ARE STANDING ON THE TOP ROPE...PUNCHING, KICKING, BITING, HEADBUTTING AND TRYING TO PUSH EACH OTHER OFF. WE’VE NEVER SEEN A RUMBLE MATCH END LIKE THIS BEFORE...CHARLOTTE IS FALLING. JAX CONTINUES TO HEADBUTT CHARLOTTE...SHE’S SLIPPING...WAIT...JAX’S LEG IS FALLING AT THE SAME TIME...THIS IS MATCH OF THE YEAR...CHARLOTTE PULLS HER HAIR AND HER OTHER LEG.......BAAAAAAAAM.....BOTH GIRLS....COME CRASHING DOWN TO THE OUTSIDE MAT AT THE SAME TIME...BUT WHO’S ELIMINATED.
THEY’RE BOTH OUT IN THE OUTSIDE....WHO IS IT...WAIT...WAIT JUST A MINUTE...NIA HAS HER FOOT LAYING ON TOP OF THE STEEL STEPS. IT’S ALLLLL OVER!. WHAT A FUCKING WAR AND MATCH. Nia Jax at the very last second put her foot on the steps avoiding elimination!. Charlotte is eliminated and that means Nia Jax has won this match!. She has made history by becoming the only person to enter number 1 while champion and winning the whole damn thing. Over 1 hour and 15 minutes she survived!. Unbelievable!. Who the hell can stop her!?. I have no idea how many eliminations she got at least 14/15 possibly and Charlotte maybe 10?. Someone will count I’m sure. Jax crawls into the ring barely while crying and clearly emotional. I guess there’s nobody else that could have won. She asks for a mic while still down laughing laying on the mat. Hahaha I told you all I’d do it...I told you all. She’s heavily breathing throughout all of this. I’m the man!. I’m the woman whatever...I am the greatest professional women’s wrestler in history!. I did it...I made history and that means. She gets to her knees now. I’m going to Wrass to defend the title...against myself!. Hahahaha!. No bitch can beat me and I don’t need any of you marks or smarks cheering me or helping me because I did it by myself!. Seriously though I’m sure a lot of you are wondering what I’m gonna do now?. What else can I do...I might as well just retire. Jax stands up now wiping the blood off her face and holding the belt over her shoulder. Well I can think of one thing. Because the unwritten rule is that if a champion just like what happens in Japan...if a champion wins a tournament then that person gets to choose their challenger so that’s exactly what I’m going to do!. At Wrass I will defend my title against...who do you think...we start hearing a certain person being chanted in the crowd. YES YES YES EXACTLY. Back then I was arrogant, cocky, too confident I was nothing like I am right now!. I’m a completely different beast and monster now. This is the real me. I’m matured!. So there’s only one person I want to fight. Nobody else because I’ve done it all already in EAM even main evented Grandslam in my first year but there’s a problem...there’s a gap...something missing...something I haven’t done...something that keeps me awake at night.
I haven’t beaten you...MICKIE JAMES...OMG...NO WAY...The fans go insane!. Yes that’s right. I now officially announce the match at Wrass I want will be me vs Mickie James in a rematch!...but no no no not just that. If she’s got the balls watching at home, playing housewife and getting sandwiches for her husband. If that’s the life you want now...hiding behind your husband like a little bitch then that’s fine don’t accept my challenge but I want more. I want it all. So if you dare. Put that title on the line!. THAT’S MY BELT...NOT YOURS. YOU DON’T GET TO RETIRE WITH MY FUCKING BELT AAAAAAAAAH. ME VS YOU FOR BOTH BELTS. UNIFICATION RULES!. I am the Centre of Attention now but I am the Women’s champion as well!. Haha but I don’t just want a regular match no. I want no rules, no dq and I want a stipulation that you would never do and never say...I WANT AN I QUIT MATCH. BECAUSE I KNOW YOU WOULD NEVER EVER SAY I QUIT SO I WILL MAKE YOU SAY I QUIT!. ILL EVEN PUT MY CAREER ON THE LINE. COME ON...ONE LAST MATCH BITCH. I DARE YOU. YOU DON’T HAVE TO WRESTLE AGAIN AFTER. JUST ONE FINAL DEFINITIVE MATCH. SO MY CAREER CAN BE COMPLETE. ME VS YOU, BOTH BELTS, MY CAREER IN AN I QUIT MATCH AT WRASS!. Jax throws down the mic as the fans are going wild chanting ‘yes’ but what will she do?. This is insane. It’s been kind of rumored and teased for a while, a possible rematch but that would be the biggest rematch in EAM history!. Jax celebrates her victory with fireworks going out around the arena as we cut away. We’re still not done tonight!.
Champion Vs Champion (Non-Title)
Lars Sullivan Vs Keith Lee
Fans are still reeling from what we just saw. What a match that was but the shows not over yet. Another huge match coming up next. Lars comes out getting boos while Lee received a huge ovation and we can also officially reveal that Lee is on the main roster. There’s was some confusion but after he won the title he officially joined the main brand. The bell rings and here we go!. This match isn’t for a title because it’s about pride. Win or lose both men can continue their path as champions. Both men have been dominant as champions. Shoulder blocks to each other and nobody goes down. Test of strength continues on for the next couple of minutes each trying to take the other down. Slam to Lars. Slam to Lee!. Lariats to each other take each other down as well this is gonna be interesting. Leg drop and big boots. Powerbomb to Lars. Powerbomb to Lee. Nonstop back and forth from both. Lee with a side walk slam and then a military press sends Lars outside the ring, huge dive onto Lars. Back in the ring for a 2 count. Lars fights back with a spear takedown, throwing suplex and diving headbutt for a 2 count. Lee reverses with an out of nowhere Tiger Driver 98...1...2...NO. Lee nails a moonsault but Lars moves out the way. BAAAM FREAK ACCIDENT TO LEE. IT’S ALL OVER...1...LEE POWERS OUT. Immovable object reference here. ANOTHER FREAK ACCIDENT TO LEE...1...2...LEE KICKS OUT. CHOKESLAM AND A CHOKE BOMB...1...2...LEE KICKS OUT. Lee with a huge dropkick stops Lars attack. Lars put Lee on the top rope looking for something but Lee turns it around looking for a powerbomb off the top rope!?. Lars fights it off...LEE GRABS A HOLD OF LARS...NO WAY...BAAAAAAAAM CANADIAN DESTROYER OFF THE SECOND ROPE GOOD GOD...LARS HAS GOT TO BE DEAD. LEE PICKS LARS UP ONCE MORE. BBC TO LARS SULLIVAN...LEE’S NOT DONE. HE GOES TO THE TOP ROPE...MOONSAULT TO LARS...COVER...1...2...3...DONE!. Wow what an ending to that one and Lee is like the Jax of the men’s division. Lee picks up the victory and celebrates his win. Wonder where he will go from this. There’s a bizarre rumor about a possible dream team with Jax in the future against Brandi/Cody who have no challenges but we just have to wait and see. Lars lost but he’s still champion so this shouldn’t matter to him too much but the rest of Pride better watch out because Lars isn’t gonna be happy at the next Pride show.
50-Man Rumble Matchup - Winner gets a EAM Title shot at Wrass Bash IX
It’s all come down to this. The main event of Sydney Slobberknocker. One of the best PPV’s EAM may have ever had and we still have one more match to go. The women’s rumble was hyped but this is even bigger and will near be nearly twice as long as the first rumble. Could be a near 2 hour match so prepare yourself folks!. Of course like all these kind of matches it will set up future feuds and end them too. The winner of this match will main event WB against the Velveteen Dream who we haven’t seen in a while. Apparently he’s been on a worldwide celebration tour and been defending the EAM world title in promotions all over the world!. We have some open spots in this match so who knows what will happen. Somebody we don’t even know could win this match!. Signature/finishing/double team/big spots and back and forth action throughout this one. So let’s waste no time and get to the action!. We know entrant 50 is WALTER so that’s worrying but Charlotte didn’t win so it might not means he wins. The bookies have been changing every hour with two mystery names being favourited, WALTER, Balor, Kota, Kenny, Scurll and even Braun Strowman topping for a while. There’s no clear favorite in this one. We get the rules and introductions and here we go!!!. Please welcome ENTRANT number 1...MJF...HAHA!. Oh he’s not gonna like this one. MJF walks down to the ring looking pissed getting boos from the audience. Fans are laughing at this and he is pissed. He walks down to the ring throwing his scarf at a fan in the crowd before entering and awaiting his challenger. Ladies and Gentlemen...ENTRANT NUMBER 2...ORANGE CASSIDY!. OH MY. WHAT A SHOCKER. One of the biggest shocks of the night because he’s entering so early. He receives a huge ovation from the crowd. Maybe the biggest of the night and of course he has Tornado and Moxley coming out later on but that could feel like hours!. Some fans boo this because they wanted him coming out later. He’s undefeated in EAM and really became popular with fans all over the world. He’s been going viral on the internet. He’s a future and current superstar.
He enters the ring and faces off with MJF and as always wearing the jacket, glasses and hands in his pockets. MJF pulls out something as the bell rings. He has a cheque book. He starts writing cheques. There seems to be 50 different cheques and he gives one to Cassidy. Haha it says if he jumps over the top rope he’ll get money!. MJF is trying to pay his way to winning this match. Cassidy doesn’t look bothered by it. Cassidy soft kicks MJF as the cheques go flying everywhere. I guess he was gonna try to pay everybody off!. MJF insults him calling him a disgrace to wrestling. MJF slaps him and the glasses stay on. MJF charges at Orange who moves out the way sending himself over the top rope but MJF holds on. Almost eliminated himself!. Cassidy walks over and soft chops MJF who’s holding on but he gets back in. Cassidy turns around...MJF FROM BEHIND...RUNS AT CASSIDY AND THROWS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE ELIMINATING HIM NOOOO. MJF celebrates this while fans boo. The countdown begins for our next person. MJF wipes his hands while getting huge boos. This is like the Daniel reaction. WAIT...LOOK AT THIS...CASSIDY IS STILL IN THIS. HAHA HE’S HANGING UPSIDE DOWN WITH HIS HANDS IN HIS POCKETS, STILL WITH GLASSES ON BY HIS FEET. This is amazing. Cassidy’s feet are hanging on the bottom rope!. He rolls back into the ring...3...2...1...ENTRANT NUMBER 3...RICOCHET!. A huge name who’s done so much recently. He’s out way too early to win this though probably but if he can showcase himself then impress people it could be good for his future. He enters the ring and fights with MJF while Cassidy sits in the corner. Ricochet with a standing moonsault and shooting star...3...2...1...ENTRANT NUMBER 4...TAMA TONGA!. Not one of the biggest names in EAM but could still be dangerous. He enters the fray and joins the action but not much happens as we wait for number 5...3...2...1...ENTRANT...ALEXANDER HAMMERSTONE!. Wow MJF has some back up. He’s gonna he happy with that one. He charges out to protect MJF as this match continues on.
Alexander enters the ring and helps out MJF before he pulls something out of his trunks. It’s handcuffs!. MJF and Alex leave under the bottom rope?. Alex then handcuffs MFJ’s arm to the bottom rope outside the ring!. He then throws the key into the crowd!. Haha smart idea. MJF can’t be eliminated that way. Alex keeps protecting and blocking people from attacking MJF...3...2...1...ENTRANT 6...JACK EVANS. From the heavens with a dive into everybody. Evans with a standing corkscrew 450 and shooting star press...3...2...1...ENTRANT 7...MOOSE!. Big guy entering the name in this one. He wrestled earlier tonight so that could hurt things. Moose enters the ring with a dropkick and multiple rolling spears. This match is very different from Jax’s. Moose with a military press to Evans sending him over the top rope to eliminate him. Evans holds on nailing a springboard taking Moose down....ENTRANT 8...MATT RIDDLE!. He hasn’t done too much in EAM but wants to make his name. Riddle kicks lots of people and we still haven’t had an elimination yet as numbers 9 enters...ENTRANT 9...TRENT SEVEN. One half of the Mountain joins the action as Cassidy is now just avoiding everybody still with glasses on. They all see this then start attacking Cassidy which gets boos from the crowd. MJF tells Alex what to do as Tama and Ricochet fight...3...2...1...ENTRANT 10...THE HUMAN TORNADO!. Nice name and he comes in helping Cassidy!. Finally he has some backup. Tornado/Cassidy that’s a potential tag team in the future. Tornado and Cassidy work together as we still haven’t had any eliminations yet with 10 in and 40 to go.
ENTRANT 11...BRIAN KENDRICK...you could maybe call him a legend in some ways. He enters and joins the action. SLICEBREAD NUMBER 2 TO EVANS AND TORNADO. WAIT A MINUTE...CASSIDY IS ON THE OUTSIDE APRON. MJF PULLS HIS LEG...NO...CASSIDY FALLS AND IS ELIMINATED. THE FIRST TO GO DAMN IT. MJF IS SMILING BUT WAIT...CASSIDY SURVIVES!. HE JUMPED OMTO THE ANNOUNCER TABLE JUST IN TIME HAHA. He now lays down on top of the announce table!. He’s stuck for now still in this match at least...ENTRANT 12...PAC. Another legend in EAM. Joins the action and starts fighting everybody. Tornado is trying to help Cassidy get back in but gets stopped by Evans. Jack takes Tornado down. Evans goes to the top rope. 630 SPL...TORNADO IS UP...BAAAM PIMP HAND BACK SLAP...EVANS FALLS AND IS ELIMINATED. Evans the first eliminated by Tornado and he’s not happy. Evans tries to get back in the ring to attack Tornado but officials stop him. ENTRANT 13...BRODIE LEE. Another big name who just returned to EAM and sided with Scurll so they could be dominant in this match. Lee with a big boot and a side walk slam. He picks up Tama Tonga and launches him over the top rope and out for an elimination!. The action continues with ENTRANT 14...MATT JACKSON!. More help for Brodie that’s not good. One half of the Young Bucks and we don’t see them separately much. He works with Lee taking everyone down as Lee nails a big boot at the same time a superkick from Matt to Brian Kendrick...OVER THE TOP HE GOES. Matt and Lee with an elimination together. ENTRANT NUMBER 15...PAUL LONDON.
He checks on Brian on his way out and goes after Lee and Matt. Hmm might be a bit of tension and friction between the Golden and Villians Club. ENTRANT 16...KEN ANDERSON. HAHA WOW. WHAT A SHOCKER. Anderson has entered. Some fans are still shocked by this. Anderson comes in and attacks everyone. JFK and a Swanton Bomb. WAIT A MINUTE ON THE OUTSIDE CASSIDY IS UP. Trying to figure out a way in the match. He then sees someone in the crowd and asks them to come here. That’s Little Cassidy!. The kid who dresses as him. Little Cassidy jumps the barricade and stands in front of Cassidy on the announce table!?. OMG...NO WAY...ORANGE GETS ON THE BACK OF LITTLE CASSIDY. HAHA LOOK AT THIS. LITTLE CASSIDY IS GIVING ORANGE A PIGGY BACK!. BACK TO THE RING. ORANGE CASSIDY GETS OFF LITTLE CASSIDY AND ROLLS BACK INTO THE RING!. That was awesome fans are chanting!. Never seen anything like that before. The kid must be 3 foot tall. Cassidy has survived again...3...2...1...ENTRANT 17...JON MOXLEY!. One of the biggest ovations of the night as he comes running down to the ring. MOX attacks everyone and helps out Tornado and Cassidy slowing this match down a bit. ENTRANT NUMBER 18...PETE DUNNE. He joins he fray with the ring really filling up now. ENTRANT 19...THE MYSTERY MASKED MAN ONLY KNOWN AS QUESTION MARK?!. WHAT THE FUCK. Who the hell is this guy!. He comes walking down to the ring and fans are silent. We’ve never seen this guy before. He has a bunch of ? around his body. Some fans are laughing. He enters the ring and attacks people and some of the other wrestlers are confused but okay. I guess he was one of the mystery entries and decided to remain mysterious.
NUMBER 20...WILL OSPREAY!. Another underrated high flying guy. He jumps onto everybody and I believe we have 18 people out of 20 this match!. MJF still on the outside now flirting with women. He’s like the modern day DiBiase. This mystery man has London on the outside apron. Dropkick knocks him off and this masked man has eliminated London!. ENTRANT 21...MARTY SCURLL!. Oh my!. This could change things. He sides with Jackson/Lee and fights off with Tornado/Moxley and Cassidy. ENTRANT 22...MARC QUEN. One half of the Street Profits gets a big ovation from the crowd. He dives onto everybody into the ring. Cassidy just rolled outside the ring and what is this. Haha he’s got a glass of Orange!. I have no idea where from. Under the ring or from a fan but just casually walks around the ring while drinking it. He walks over to MJF and that feud won’t ever end in this match. MJF tells Cassidy to stay away and starts kicking. Cassidy still has glasses on this entire match as we await the next person...2...1...ENTRANT 23...???...entrant 23...NO WAY...DUH DUH DUH DU DU...NO NO...THAT’S...ROMAN REIGNS!!!. WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING IN EAM!. Nobody wants him here!. Emil said he would never be in EAM!. Fans are booing like crazy. They are not happy. Fuck Roman Reigns chants reign out as two moves of doom comes walking to the ring. He only smirks at the boos but looks a bit upset believing he was gonna get a big ovation from the fans HA!. He almost trips walking to the ring. HE RUNS AROUND THE RING...SUPERMAN PUNCH TO MJF...BAAAAM SPEAR TO ORANGE CASSIDY WHICH SENDS HIS ORANGE JUICE AND GLASS FLYING EVERYWHERE. Fans hate that one and continue to boo him like crazy. GTFO chants and you can’t wrestle either. Roman enters the ring almost slipping on the ring coming in. He charges at the mystery guy who’s near the ropes...THE MYSTERY MAN PULLS THE TOP ROPE DOWN...ROMAN GOES OVER AND OUT HAHAHAHAHAA. THE MYSTERY MAN JUST ELIMINATED ROMAN REIGNS IN WHAT MIGHT BE THE FASTEST TIME IN HISTORY!. That has to be the quickest time in history for an elimination. Possibly 1/2 seconds. Fans chant NA NA NA NA as he leaves in embarrassment. Emil must be pissed watching this but also laughing and loving it. I doubt his career in EAM will continue or be successful. It shows you the top guy in WWE is the bottom in EAM!. This is where the big boys play!.
ENTRANT 24...CHRIS JERICHO. A mixed reaction from this legend who enters the ring. Jericho joins the action and isn’t sided with Elite or Club anymore we don’t think. Pete Dunne and Trent Seven fighting it out on the apron trying to knock each other off. They’re teammates but every man for himself in this one. SCURLL CHARGES AT THEM ELIMINATING THEM BOTH. Scurll with two eliminations just like that. Cassidy and MJF are up and Cassidy sees both Dunne and Seven laying down so he lays down with them haha!. He poses laying down and thought he’d join them!. ENTRANT 25...DREW MCINTYRE!. Wow a big return to EAM!. He was doing good but had some problems, gave up the main event of Mania and was injured but he is back!. He gets a huge ovation and has his old Broken Dreams theme music which fans sing along. He enters the ring and attacks everyone. CLAYMORE. ANOTHER ONE AND A THIRD. JERICHO’S TEETERING...CLAYMORE KICK TO JERICHO SENDS HIM OVER ELIMINATING HIM!. Big elimination for sure. Could be an underdog to win this watch out and of course he’s one of the mystery entrants. What a match this has been so far already...ENTRANT 26...NICK JACKSON. Another name for the Villians Club. He joins the action and now it’s four vs everybody else. They shocked and disgusted the world with the suspension recently on Adam Cole. PAC with a reversed rana and British Airways but look at this...DOUBLE SUPERKICK BY THE BUCKS TO PAC SENDING HIM UP AND OVER ELIMINATING HIM!. They are dominant and that starts off a SUPERKICK PARTY!. RICOCHET TRIES TO ATTACK BUT BAAM HE GETS SUPERKICKED OVER THE TOP ROPE AND OUT BY THE VILLIANS CLUB. Some fans boo that because he’s been in their since the beginning. Riddle nails a superkick to the Bucks as Scurll throws him out from behind. This is crazy!. Riddle eliminated as well by a dominant Club.
ENTRANT 27...who is it...what is it this time?. There’s no music...WAIT...COME BACK HERE WHAT ARE YOU DOING. THAT’S JIM CORNETTE HAHA!. What a shocker. He stands up, takes his jacket off and actually has a t shirt with the infamous quote on his back but it’s a picture!. Now that’s racist!. He then pulls the Tennis Racket out from under the announce table!. He says he’s sick of this and he’ll be back soon!. Cornette goes around the ring to Cassidy and gets in his face. He taunts Cassidy calling him a joke to wrestling. Of course Cornette hates Orange so Cassidy just softly kicks Cornette who then starts beating him with the infamous Tennis Racket!. Some fans cheer and boo for this. He’s always been controversial. Could you imagine if he wins this!?. The back and forth of kicks and racket shots continues as we get our next entry. ENTRANT 28...BRAUN STROWMAN!. That’s a huge name and big guy. He walks down to the ring and from behind stands behind Cornette who has no idea. Braun scares Cornette out of his shoes!. He runs into the ring as Braun follows him in. Orange comes in as well but lays on the top rope. This is like the easiest match ever for him. Cornette hides around the ring while the next entrant comes out...ENTRANT 29...ANGELICO!. He runs into the ring attacking Tornado because he eliminated Evans earlier. The match continues on with MJF still outside the ring but getting bored and tired so sits down on a chair he got from under the ring. Can you believe it we are about to get our 30th entrant and this would normally be the end of the match but who will it be!?. ENTRANT 30...???...hmm nobody comes out...number 30...hmm nope...number 30...NO...OMG...YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME...IT CAN’T BE...IT ISN’T...IT IS!. THAT’S TRAVIS GERWECK!?. WHAT THE FUCK. WE THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD. HOW!?. He looks amazing. Standing 6’11, good looking, sexy and an incredible body. The women in the crowd are actually slipping on puddles of wetness!. We need a clean up in aisle 5!. That’s a good looking guy but what the hell is he doing here!?. Hopefully in the upcoming weeks and months we’ll find out why he is here and how he is here and where he was this entire time and how did he survive or cheat death!?. He walks down to the ring with fans going crazy chanting holy shit and this is awesome and you got to wonder what Emil is thinking right now. He must be in shock...unless he already knew he was alive and kept it quiet?. I’m sure we’ll find out. Travis walks around the ring and sees MJF. He laughs and then grabs the handcuff...BAAAM TRAVIS JUST RIPPED THE HANDCUFF OFF MJF AND THE ROPE HAHA!. Travis chases MJF into the ring as Alex sees whats happening and quickly attacks him trying to stop him and protect MJF. Travis doesn’t sell shit!.
BAAAM YAKUZA KICK. TRAVIS GRABS ALEX BY THE THROAT...OMG...HE JUST THROWS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE BY HIS NECK. Alexander Hammerstone has been eliminated but lasted a long time. ENTRANT 31...ISIAH KASSIDY. The other Street Profit has entered the match. It’s hard to keep track of everyone in this. Well we do have two mystery names left but who else could we get. Drew, Travis, Roman, Cornette so far!. ENTRANT 32...KENNY OMEGA!. Another huge name!. Omega gets one of the biggest ovations of the night. He enters and attacks everyone. This guy can last for hours. One half of the tag champ of course and would love to get that rematch against Dream. He’s also in the top 5 of the bookies choice. Omega goes after Profits who fight back. CROYT’S WRATH TO MARC QUEN AND THROWS HIM OVER ELIMINATING HIM. ISIAH ATTACKS OMEGA WHO NAILS HIM WITH A ONE WINGED ANGEL THEN THROWS HIM OUT!. Omega has eliminated both Profits!. That might be a future tag match Profits/Golden Lovers. NUMBER 33...DARBY ALLIN!. Wow I believe this might be his debut in EAM. Gets a huge ovation as he uses his skateboard to come down to the ring. He then jumps off the top rope with the skateboard into people. He uses his skateboard as a weapon hitting people and does big spots off them. DDT onto the Skateboard!. He goes after Braun Strowman and DDT’s him through the Skateboard breaking it haha incredible!. Braun gets up and is all confused and dizzy almost falling over the top rope and out the ring. WAIT A MINUTE FROM BEHIND...NO WAY...BAAAM CORNETTE WITH THE TENNIS RACKET TO THE BACK OF BRAUN....NO WAY....AAAAAH CORNETTE JUST ELIMINATED BRAUN STROWMAN. GOOD GOD. NOBODY EXPECTED THAT. CORNETTE GETS REVENGE ON BRAUN FOR EARLIER HAHA!.
ENTRANT 34...JIMMY JACOBS. Who just returned to EAM recently however Rollins isn’t in this match. Jacobs attacks Allin and that could be a good match. SLICEBREAD 1 and 2 to Allin. Moxley nails Cornette with a Death Rider Drop. Tornado then does the kicks in the corner before the balls to Cornette as well. Cassidy with a running cannonball onto Cornette!. All have issues with Cornette!. If EAM had a six man title then Cassidy/MOX and Tornado would be the perfect champs. ENTRANT 35...again we have no music for a while...number 35...who is it...NO...WAY...YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME...DUDE LOVE....NO WAY...HAHA THAT’S NOT MICK FOLEY, CACTUS JACK OR MANKIND...THAT’S DUDE LOVE!. This might be the first ever time he’s appeared in EAM!. He gets a huge ovation and what a surprise. Dude Love wearing the Tye dye and definitely has aged a lot. He enters the ring and faces off with Cassidy who looks confused. He pulls out a sock from his trunks...that’s Mr Orange!?. Dude Love has a Mr Socko but it’s an Orange Cassidy socko with glasses and denim haha!. He gives it as a present to Cassidy who puts it on and starts hitting people with it and down the throats of people. Never thought we’d see that. ENTRANT 36...AJ STYLES. That’s another huge name. He enters the ring and is solo. Been through so much in his career. Styles Clash and a Spiral Tap. Cornette gets in the face of that mystery guy who’s still in here who calls him a joke and tries to rip off his mask!. Mystery Man reverses it and throws Cornette over the top onto the apron. Some fans are booing because they’ve started to like him. Cornette fights Mystery Man off with the Tennis Racket. HUMAN TORNADO CHARGES AT CORNETTE WHO MOVES OUT THE WAY AND SENDS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE AND OUT NOOO!. Fans hate that as Cornette has eliminated Cassidy’s friend to rub it in!. Fans boo Tornado’s elimination and Orange is not happy. Cornette eliminating a black guy!.
ENTRANT 37...KOTA IBUSHI. Some back up for Omega in this one and the other half of the tag champs. Ibushi comes in helping Omega. ENTRANT 38...TANGA LOA...the partner of Tonga who went ages ago. He enters the ring and joins the fray but not much happens as we wait for ENTRANT 39...ALISTAR BLACK...another solid name. Some controversy recently between him and Ricochet but that’s now all over. BLACK MASS TO DUDE LOVE, MOXLEY, BRODIE LEE AND BOTH BUCKS!. ENTRANT 40 and we only have 10 to go!...3...2...1...who is it...again there’s silence for a few seconds. WE KNOW THAT MUSIC AND WE THINK WE KNOW HIM...THAT’S...EDGE!. OMG HE’S BACK. AFTER YEARS OF BEING RETIRED AND INJURED EDGE IS BACK. THE FANS CAN’T BELIEVE IT. Wonder what GM Orton is thinking right now and of course Beth was in the women’s earlier so why not. Edge looks emotional coming to the ring with fans chanting his name. Who knows if this is a one off or a return. Could you imagine one last run in EAM?. Who knows he could team with Orton one last time or Christian or hey Cody/Brandi need completion...Beth and Edge could team up!. You just never know in EAM or wrestling. He deserves to be in the EAM Hall of Fame for everything he’s done in wrestling. SPEAR BY EDGE AND ANOTHER ONE. SPEAR TO ANGELICO BEFORE THROWING HIM OVER AND OUT. SPEAR TO WILL OSPREAY. WILL THROWN OVER AND OUT FOR ANOTHER ELIMINATION BY EDGE...2...1...ENTRANT 41...ADAM PAGE!. He goes right after Scurll’s group. It should be known that Human Tornado is still outside the ring cheering on Cassidy and he’s just pulled something out from under the ring?. Hmm we can’t see what it is but it’s something.
WAIT...CASSIDY IS THROWN OVER THE TOP ROPE. TORNADO IS TRYING TO STOP HIM FROM FALLING. NOOO MJF DROPKICKS HIM OFF. NOOO CASSIDY HAS BEEN ELIMINATED. FANS BOO AGAIN...WAIT LOOK AT HIS...OMG...ORANGE CASSIDY IS STANDING ON A BOWL FULL OF ORANGES HAHA!. Tornado pulled out some oranges from under the ring. CASSIDY HAS SURVIVED AGAIN. HE’S BALANCING ON A BOWL OF ORANGES!. We’ve never seen this before as MJF is pissed for like the fourth time trying to eliminate him. Cassidy gets in the ring while officials take the oranges away and escort Tornado away from the ring while fans boo. ENTRANT 42...FINN BALOR. Another huge name in this one goes right after the Club. All of a sudden people realise Scurll’s team have more people so all start attacking them!. A huge beatdown on Club’s clan. MOXLEY THROWS OVER NICK JACKSON ELIMINATING HIM, THEN MATT JACKSON THROWN OVER THE TOP ROPE BY MOXLEY!. Lee is teetering on the ropes...BAAAM TRAVIS GERWECK AND THE MYSTERY MAN ELIMINATE BRODIE LEE!. They have a staredown between each other. Just like that three members of Club are eliminated while Scurll manages to survive, hide and escape as the match goes back to normal!. Anderson nails a JFK and Swanton and does showing off to fans. Scurll is by himself though. ENTRANT 43...TREVOR LEE. Out goes one Lee in comes another. He’s done a lot in EAM but not much recently. Lee with a running fallaway slam and running stomp but gets Speared and Claymore Kicked at the same time by Edge and Drew before they work together throwing him out and facing off with each other. What a dream match that is.
ENTRANT 44...TYLER BATE. The other member of Mountain enters the match and picks up Drew and Edge at the same time then starts airplane spinning them while then big swinging Scurll all at the same time!. Not much happens after that before our next ENTRANT 45...DONAVAN DIJAKOVIC!. OH NO...THIS IS GONNA BE A TOUGH ONE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. HE’S A HUGE GUY. HE RUNS INTO THE RING AND ATTACKS EVERYONE. Possible match winner here. Big boot and a jumping moonsault by Don impressive. Balor with a stomp and Bloody Sunday. He attacks Don and throws him over the top rope but Donovan reverses and throws out Balor!. Huge elimination for Don!. ENTRANT 46...MUSTAFA ALI. He enters the ring attacking everyone and joining the action but not much happens before ENTRANT 47...WILLIE MACK. Receives a mixed reaction from the crowd but enters fast. Mack takes everyone down with stunners and Rock Bottoms as Cornette continues to go after Cassidy. Every man in the ring is distracted and/or laid out. Orange is just simply walking around as Cornette charges at him from behind. Cassidy falls to the ground...CORNETTE SENDS HIMSELF UP AND OVER THE TOP ROPE. HAHA HE ELIMINATED HIMSELF AND CASSIDY HAS NO IDEA. CASSIDY WITH A KIP UP AND CONTINUES TO WALK AROUND. How embarrassing. Cornette is pissed but just the way it goes. Dude Love with a Double Arm DDT and elbow drops. On the other side of the ring at the same time Jacobs tries to dive on Don who just throws him over the top rope eliminating him!.
ENTRANT 48...RICH SWANN. A high flyer of EAM and we’re getting down to the nitty gritty. EDGE SPEARS MOOSE. CLAYMORE KICK TO MOOSE RIGHT AFTER. EDGE AND DREW ELIMINATE MOOSE!. They’re working together great...BLACK MASS TO EDGE...DREW THROWS ALISTAR BLACK OVER THE TOP FOR ANOTHER ELIMINATION!...3...2...1...EEEE...ENTRANT 49...JEFF COBB!. Oh man that’s a big guy. COBB WITH AN ISLAND DRIVER TO RICH SWANN BEFORE THROWING HIM OUT, F-5000 TO MUSTAFA ALI OVER THE TOP ROPE ELIMINATING HIM. MACK LOOKS FOR CHOCOLATE THUNDER BUT COBB THROWS HIM OUT AS WELL. TOUR OF THE ISLANDS TO TYLER BATE AND THROWS HIM OVER!. Damn that’s four just like that. Really clearing out the ring before our final name and here he comes!!!...THE 50TH AND FINAL ENTRANT...WALTER!. UH OH. The fans and wrestlers stare him down as one of these men will win this Rumble match!. It’s sad it’s almost over but we will have more in the future. As WALTER comes to the ring Page tries a sneaky elimination and revenge on Scurll who turns it around throwing him out. Adam Page has been eliminated. WALTER ENTERS THE RING AND HERE WE GO!. BAAAAM HARD CHOP AND ANOTHER AND ANOTHER. EVERYBODY IS GETTING CHOPPED TO PIECES. LARIAT/BIG BOOT. POWERBOMB. AJ STYLES CHARGES AT WALTER WHO THROWS HIM INTO THE AIR...WAAAH THROWING POWERBOMB OVER THE TOP ROPE AND OUT!. All men are down apart from one...DUDE LOVE!. Dude Love tries to calm down Walter by speaking about piece and love. BIG BOOT TO DUDE LOVE. WALTER THROWS DUDE LOVE OVER AND OUT!. It was a nice try and surprise but not Mick Foley has been eliminated. Fans boo that but he has fun walking up the rampway.
Ken Anderson tries to attack WALTER from behind who just chops him several times. Anderson runs the ropes...GOOD GOD...A HUGE DROPKICK FROM WALTER TO ANDERSON LAUNCHES HIM OVER AND OUT OF THE RING. I really love how there’s been a mixture of eliminations. Instead of it just being one guy a lot of people have eliminations. Thanks for coming Anderson...there’s always next year!. Cassidy comes from behind and kicks WALTER. I don’t think Cassidy has had a single elimination but he’s been in this match for near two hours!. People have been eliminated by him without him touching them!. Cassidy soft kicks WALTER who looks confused. Oh boy...BAAAM HARD CHOP AND HE THROWS CASSIDY OVER AND OUT...NO...CASSIDY HOLDS ON JUST!. That has to be 5 times tonight!. Allin looks for a huge dropkick to WALTER twice and gets him down before going to the top and nailing the coffin drop once and a second free fall but WALTER catches him in a german suplex and overthrows him over the top rope and out!. He looked good and survived along time though. Darby Allin eliminated. Wait a minute look at this. All bodies are down and slowly we see bigger bodies to get up. WALTER, DONAVAN, COBB AND DREW STAND OFF. Four biggest men in this match. BAAAM BACK AND FORTH ACTION FROM ALL OF THEM. STRONG STYLE KICKS AND PUNCHES AND THEY TAKE EACH OTHER DOWN. Fans are going crazy as this match is past its 50 men limit but still a lot of guys. We have passed two hours!. All of a sudden like the women’s match sides start to spear, This Masked Man who’s still in this match and Travis are in one corner, Omega and Ibushi in another, Moxley and Cassidy in another, Edge, MJF and Scurll are by themselves!. What’s gonna happen!. They start fighting in a giant brawl!. One last breath of air as they all fight it out. Edge spears people, Drew claymores people. Cassidy soft kicks and punches people. Ranas and falling headbutt dives. This is tough to pick a winner let alone who could be eliminated next.
Cobb takes everybody out but then EDGE actually tries to eliminate Cobb from behind but he holds on, DREW JOINS IN...YES...THEN IBUSHI AND OMEGA...COBB GETS THROWN OVER THE TOP ROPE AND OUT!. Wow smart idea working together to get the big men out!. All this distraction has left MJF, Cassidy and MOX behind that chaos. CASSIDY AND MOXLEY ARE LOOKING AT THE ACTION. WAIT...MJF GRABS MOXLEY AND THROWS HIM OUT OF THE RING. OMG MAJOR ELIMINATION. Fans are booing like crazy!. MJF eliminated Mox and for the first time Cassidy has emotions!. Cassidy and MJF who have been fighting throughout this entire match and have been involved with each other. Cassidy is pissed and goes after MJF with a no armed headscissors and rana driver!. Ibushi with a standing 450, double spring moonsault and a corkscrew 450 Phoenix Splash to people around the ring before he goes to the top rope but Donovan goes with him. Don on the top rope but Ibushi fights him off. Don now on the outside apron fighting with Ibushi who’s on the top rope. Ibushi kicks him off and he’s teetering...DONOVAN GRABS IBUSHI BY THE THROAT...NO WAY WHAT IS HE DOING...WAAAAAH CHOKESLAM OFF THE TOP ROPE TO IBUSHI THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!. GOOD GOD. DONOVAN JUST CHOKESLAMMED IBUSHI FROM THE TOP ROPE THROUGH AN ANNOUNCER TABLE DESTROYING IT COMPLETELY AND ELIMINATING KOTA. He gets back in the ring from the outside apron and lets out a huge scream. One of the most insane eliminations ever.
Ladies and gentlemen we can confirm that we are down to our final ten men!. Not only that but this match is we believe to be the longest match in EAM history!. We can’t confirm it but this match has gone 2hrs and 15 minutes!. One of the longest in wrestling history as well so records have been broken tonight. 10 men remain while Edge spears MJF/Cassidy, Travis and Masked Man and Scurll. CLAYMORE KICK TO EDGE, WALTER BOMB TO EDGE AND DONOVAN SUPERKICK. EDGE IS NEAR THE RING ROPES. WALTER/DONOVAN AND DREW ELIMINATE EDGE. Fans did not like that one but he looked great, lasted a long time and who knows maybe not the last time we see him. Final ten is great for him though. WALTER/Drew and Don start fighting over who eliminated him!. Omega and Scurll try to eliminate each other. All of a sudden Donovan comes charging at Scurll and Omega throwing them over the top rope and out!. TWO HUGE ELIMINATIONS...THEY HOLD ON. They’re on the apron as Scurll and Omega work together can you believe and try attacking him before entering the ring...WAIT FROM BEHIND LOOK AT THIS...MASKED MAN AND TRAVIS WORK TOGETHER AGAIN THROWING DONOVAN OVER THE TOP ROPE AND OUT WOW!. Dijakovic has been eliminated but what a run and his future career looks great. Could have his eye on Lars’ title since he’s in Pride!. Masked Man and Travis high five and celebrate but who could this be. His body kind of looks familiar but he looks new and also old. It’s strange. Masked Man turns around...WAIT...TRAVIS...HE RUNS AT MASKED MAN...TRAVIS ELIMINATES MASKED MAN!. DAMN!. Some fans boo and cheer. TRAVIS ELIMINATES MASKED MAN!. Travis celebrates and says sorry but that’s the way it goes.
Could you imagine if Travis wins this!?...WAIT FROM BEHIND...OMG...MASKED MAN RUNS BACK INTO THE RING...AAAAAH HE THROWS TRAVIS GERWECK OVER THE TOP ROPE ELIMINATING HIM!. HAHA HE GOT REVENGE FOR BEING ELIMINATED. THAT’S NOT THE RULES OR FAIR BUT YOU CAN’T BLAME HIM!. Travis runs into the ring and gets in the face of Masked Man pushing him around. WAIT...TRAVIS TRIES TO GRAB THE MASKED MAN’S MASK!. YES CHANTS FROM THE CROWD WHO IS IT...NO...HE’S ESCAPING OVER THE TOP ROPE BUT TRAVIS PULLS HIM IN...HE RIPS IT OFF...HE RIPS OFF THE MASK OFF. WHO IS IT. HE COVERS HIS FACE WITH HIS HAIR...NO...NO WAY...OH MY GOD...HOLY FUCK...THAT’S EMIL!!!. WHAT THE HELL!. EMIL WAS THE MASKED MAN ALL ALONG!. NONE OF US EXPECTED THAT. HOLY FUCK...BUT WAIT...THIS MEANS...TRAVIS GERWECK AND EMIL ARE STANDING IN THE SAME RING AT THE SAME TIME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YEARS. THIS IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST MOMENTS IN EAM HISTORY. NOBODY THOUGHT WE’D EVER SEE THIS HAPPEN AGAIN. THE ENTIRE MATCH THEY’VE LOOKED AT EACH OTHER, WORKED TOGETHER AND IT WAS EMIL ALL ALONG!. What a story and Travis didn’t know!. I wonder what Emil thought when he saw Travis enter but he was in the ring the entire match!. My god this is amazing. The fans are going insane and even other wrestlers have stopped to watch this. Travis and Emil are eye to eye in utter shock of each other. What should they do!?. Fight or Forgive!?. This goes on for a good minute...WALTER CHARGES AT THEM THROWING THEM OVER THE TOP ROPE AND OUT FOR GOOD!. They were already gone but this is WALTER’s match!. Fans are still reeling. It’s like one of those moments from the future where you know this will be played back for years to come and we just witnessed it live. Travis and Emil both walk up the rampway to the back but the entire time while standing next to each other they aren’t saying a damn word. They just keep looking over at each other. Hopefully in the coming weeks we’ll find out what the hell is going on!. Friends or enemies!?. Also funny that it was Emil who eliminated Roman!. I bet Travis will be pissed after that.
We are not done though folks because we still have a match going on and we have six men left!. Near two hours and thirty minutes for MJF and Cassidy!. Each guy takes a corner. It’s WALTER vs Drew McIntyre vs MJF vs Orange Cassidy vs Kenny Omega vs Marty Scurll just incredible!. Nobody in the world would have expected these final six. They all fight it out around the ring with Scurll/Omega and forth on the top rope, WALTER and Drew are on the other side of the ring and top rope while MJF and Orange Cassidy are fighting in the middle of the ring. WAIT...DREW AND WALTER ARE FALLING. SCURLL AND OMEGA ARE AS WELL...NO WAY...WAAAAH DREW AND WALTER JUST ELIMINATED EACH OTHER AND SCURLL AND OMEGA ON THE OTHER SIDE JUST ELIMINATED EACH OTHER AS WELL. OMG THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE. FOUR MEN JUST ELIMINATED EACH OTHER ON EACH SIDE OF THE RING AND THAT MEANS...NO WAY...MJF AND ORANGE CASSIDY ARE THE FINAL TWO!. We don’t even have a final four!. Fans realise this and holy shit this is historic!. We pass two hours and thirty five minutes!. They are exhausted and look at this staredown. Who would have thought it!. Cassidy soft chops MJF again while fans laugh. MJF pulls one final cheque out of his pocket and writes one million dollars on it!. HE’S THAT DESPERATE. CASSIDY STILL HAS HIS GLASSES ON!. Cassidy looks at the cheque and accepts!?. No way...Cassidy climbs over the top rope!?. No please don’t do this...fans are booing like crazy while MJF is celebrating his win...CASSIDY’S ABOUT TO...HAHA NO NO NO...CASSIDY GOES TO THE TOP ROPE...MJF TURNS AROUND...CROSSBODY TO MJF. NO ARMED RANA AND RANA DRIVER. RUNS UP THE TOP ROPE WITH A MOONSAULT NO ARMED!. How the hell is he doing this!. One of the greatest matches in history!. Could you imagine if this was a creative and somebody had to write this and then somebody else had to read this. It would take hours!.
The first and second entrant are the final two unlike earlier which was one and thirty one. Cassidy is all over MJF. ORANGE CRUSH TO MJF. ORANGE DRIVER TO MJF...HE THROWS HIM OVER...MJF HOLDS ON...GOES UNDER...LOW BLOW...NO...HE’S GONNA CHEAT TO WIN THIS. MJF THROWS CASSIDY OVER THE TOP ROPE AND OUT...NO AGAIN JUST LIKE THE MATCH AS IT STARTED...CASSIDY IS HOLDING ON BY HIS FEET. MJF QUICKLY GOES OVER TO CASSIDY KNOCKING ONE HIS FEET OFF...THEN THE SECOND...WAIT...CASSIDY PULLS OUT AN ORANGE FROM HIS POCKET...HE TAKES A BITE OF IT...AND SPITS IT INTO MJF’S FACE. THE FANS ARE GOING LOCO. THE BUILDING IS SHAKING. CASSIDY SURVIVES!. HE ROLLS BACK INTO THE RING WITH MJF HOLDING HIS EYES...HE CHARGES AT MJF...YES...HE THROWS MJF OVER...COME ON KID MAKE YOURSELF FAMOUS...IT DOESN’T ALWAYS HAVE TO BE THE BIGGEST OR MOST FAMOUS GUY!. Why can’t it be Orange Cassidy!?. He’ll put his name in history with Angle, HBK and Orton!........COME ON........MJF IS OVER AND OUT...YES YES YES YES YES YES IT’S ALL OVER!. CASSIDY HAS WON THIS MATCH. HISTORY HAS BEEN MADE......FANS CAN’T BELIEVE IT...THE SMART. THE WISE. HE WAS TECHNICALLY MUMBER 2 WHICH IS THE SAME AS NUMBER 1 ENTRANT REMEMBER. THE WISE MAN OF THE ENTIRE MATCH. HE KEPT ON SURVIVING AND HE’S DONE IT FOR THE FAN...ON NO...MJF IS HOLDING ON...NO...CASSIDY HAS NO IDEA.
MJF ROLLS BACK INTO THE RING, STANDS UP...NO PLEASE...FANS ARE CHANTING FOR CASSIDY TO TURN AROUND...HE HAS NO IDEA AND HE DOESN’T CARE...MJF STANDS UP, SMILES AND GETS THAT ANGRY LOOK ON HIS FACE. MJF CHARGES AT CASSIDY WHO HAS HIS HANDS IN HIS POCKETS...WAIT...MJF SLIPS ON THE CHEQUE FROM EARLIER THAT HE GAVE CASSIDY.......HOW IRONIC.......CASSIDY CASUALLY WALKS AWAY LIKE NOTHING...NOT KNOWING WHAT’S GOING ON!...MJF TRIPS UP AND FLIES OVER THE TOP ROPE AND OUT HAHAHAHAHA!. JUST LIKE HOW THE MATCH STARTED!. YES MJF HAS BEEN ELIMINATED AND CASSIDY HAS NO IDEA. HE THOUGHT HE’D ALREADY WON THE MATCH. THAT MIGHT BE THE GREATEST END TO ANY MATCH EVER!. IT’S ALLLLLL OVER!. History has been made and nobody expected him to win!. Fans are going insane. Orange Cassidy has just won a Slobberknocker match and why not?. He’s young, different and popular with the fans. It shouldn’t always be the same predictable person or winner why not a surprise now and then. Cassidy is going to Wrass to fight Dream!. That is a dream match. We have news that he has broken several records including longest match, first person to win from number 2 and also first person to eliminate nobody!. That’s right he didn’t throw out, touch to eliminate or eliminate a single person!. They either eliminated themselves or Cassidy just outsmarted them!. Cassidy has no idea he didn’t see any of this because he kept walking around with his back to MJF!. He still has zero emotion and doesn’t even care but wait what is this. He’s asking for something?. He grabs a microphone!?. NO WAY...FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HISTORY...WE’RE GONNA HEAR HIM TALK!?.
I don’t believe it...Cassidy stands in the middle of the ring with a microphone and starts to speak...WAIT...WHAT IS THIS...THAT’S VELVETEEN DREAM’S MUSIC!. We haven’t seen him in a while!. He walks down to the ring, enters and stands off with Cassidy!. He knocks the microphone out of Cassidy’s hand stopping him from talking damn it!. Some fans boo him actually which is a shock and are cheering more for Orange. He goes eye to eye with Cassidy before taking Orange’s glasses of his head for the first time this match and puts them on his own head!. Wow what a statement, remark and insult. He stares down with Cassidy who isn’t bothered by this at all. Dream raises the World Title high to end this. The fireworks go off around the arena to start and end this no celebration and ladies and gentlemen we hope you’ve enjoyed this show!. What a shocking main event which goes 2hrs 45 minutes and had the fastest elimination is history with Roman!. The longest in EAM history!. A shocking night and winner but anything can happen in EAM. We hope you’ll join us for Wrass for the Orange Dream match we all want and can’t wait for. Velvet vs Orange what a match and PPV it should be. Thank you all for watching we’ll see you next year or maybe even sooner!. Goodnight everybody...we fade to orange.
