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8 years in a row, Supersplash has not just been the biggest wrestling show of the summer, but also the biggest party of the summer. We have been travelling around the world, hosting Supersplash PPV's even in Australia, Brazil and South-Africa. But this year, the biggest dance of the summer will be live, from a cruise in the Caribbeans! Even without many of EAM's authority figures not present, EAM's biggest PPV of the year after Grandslam will go as scheduled, because this is a show surely no one that's interested in professional wrestling would wanna miss! Scheduled for eight hours, the card contains six title matches. A couple of grudge matches, not to mention the traditional womens battle royale, wich this year will contain a few surprises. But why waste more time on babbling? EAM Promotions presents, their PPV number 181 in history. It's time for Supersplash VIII - Cruise Control!!!
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50 Women Battle Royale For A EAM Contract And A Title Match At Swimming With Sharks VIII
Welcome everybody to EAM Supersplash!. What a night it will be where everything could change in EAM’s future. We are live from a beautiful cruise ship in the Caribbean with the sun glistening down from above!. The first time in history this has happened!. The fans are going crazy as we open the show and get introductions for our first match which will be a Supersplash staple where the winner will get a shot at Becky or Ronda at Swimming with the Sharks!. We have a ring and on two sides their are two pools where some fans are jumping and swimming around in!. The fans are at ringside in deckchairs, sunbathing, bikinis and drinking alcohol!. Of course there’s no concrete because the cruise is all wooden slates but it still hurts landing on it!. There’s sure to be some shocks and surprises so let’s waste no time and get the girls out here!.
All the girls come out to the ring getting cheers and boos and wow we’re getting some shock surprise entrants here. Even if it’s one night only it’s still awesome to see. Everybody is in the ring with barely any space left but here we go...HOLD ON A MINUTE...WHO IS THIS. Music we haven’t heard before has just hit the cruise but who is it?. I guess we’ve got another surprise entrant!?. OMG...THAT’S NOELLE FOLEY!?. Are you kidding me!?. There’s been rumors that she was gonna appear in EAM but not just yet!. Fans are going crazy and as we know she’s still training to be a wrestler. Noelle comes out and look at this!. Mick Foley is sitting at ringside haha!. What a nice surprise this is. Noelle goes over to Mick who cheers her on as we get chants of ‘Foley Foley Foley’ and this match begins. All the girls start fighting each other while Noelle carefully enters the ring. Gail Kim throws Peyton Gates over the top rope nailing a dropkick to eliminate her and sending her into the pool!. First person to hit the pool tonight.
Nicole Bourne attacks Lu Fisto from behind who reverses it by throwing her out the ring and eliminating her. Mercedes Martinez is sitting on the top rope and does a headscissors to Paige Turner over the top eliminating her. Jade Chung is on the outside apron as Rosemary dropkicks her to the floor. Barbi Hayden tries to charge Rosemary who throws her over to the floor as well for a second elimination. Melina does the splits but Sara Del Rey catches her and throws her out over the top rope to the floor. Sarah Backman charges at Haze who drops the ropes sending her to the outside and into the pool. Peyton and Billie Kay work together throughout the match eliminating Carissa and Harley Wonderland. They celebrate on the outside apron doing the Iconic pose!. Viper comes charging form behind knocking them both off into the pool. Melanie Cruise is looking for a dive but Penelope Ford just pushes her off to the mat.
Allie charges Aja Kong from behind but she just military presses her up over the top into the pool at ringside. All three members of the Riot Squad work together to eliminate Veda Scott and Chelsea Green!. Riot Squad are celebrating on the ropes as...WAIT...NOELLE DOES HER FIRST MOVE OF THE MATCH AND ELIMINATES ALL THREE AT THE SAME TIME!. Wow...Noelle just eliminated Sarah, Liv and Ruby!. Noelle quickly hides again while Jinny attacks Alicia Fox who just scissor kicks her down then throws her out. Ember Moon with the double eclipse off the top rope onto Vega and Dakota Kai before throwing them out by herself!. Willow Nightingale looks for a suplex to Fox who reverses it by draping her on the top rope then scissor kicking her off the ropes to the floor below. Oh man now look at this!. We have a staredown with Haze, MsChif, Mercedes, Toyota and Del Rey. Fans chant this is awesome as these legends face off then start fighting it out. Tessa Blanchard from behind throws MsChif over and out, Britt Baker throws Merdeces Martinez out, Isis the Amazon throws Haze out from behind and just like that they’re gone!. Fans are booing this but that’s the way it goes. Three legends are eliminated.
Candyfloss tries to do the same to Toyota who just laughs at her and throws her out. Of course we’ll always have the big debate about who’s the greatest of all time Mickie or Manami. Rose and Deville work together to throw out Rachele Richey and Kylie Rae. Xia Li tries her Chinese kicks to the Japanese Toyota who just kicks her to the outside of the ring. Mandy and Deville work together to beat down Toyota who just destroys them by herself but Mandy uses her shoe to hit Toyota!. Fans hate this one but it doesn’t matter. NO WAY ROSE AND DEVILLE ELIMINATE TOYOTA WOW THAT IS HUGE!. Vanessa Borne is dancing in the outside apron but a Booker T ax kick by Fox knocks her down into the pool. Another elimination for Fox as Deville and Rose begin to argue about who eliminated Toyota. They get distracted because of this...NO WAY...NOELLE FROM BEHIND ELIMINATES ROSE AND DEVILLE AT THE SAME TIME!. What the hell is going on!. Noelle has eliminated five by herself and just keep striking out of nowhere!. Isis and Rachel Summerlyn are fighting it out on the apron before they double clothesline each other to the floor below. Kelly attacks Penelope Ford but gets thrown out.
Viper military presses Britt Baker over the top into the pool at ringside. Alicia Fox dropkicks Su Yung to the outside followed by Leva Bates right after. Not sure who has more eliminations Noelle or Fox. Noelle charges at Fox looking for another elimination...OH NO FOX THROWS HER OUT...BUT NOELLE HOLDS ON JUST. Big mistake for Noelle almost getting eliminated. Fox is looking much better than her time in WWE. Ember Moon with an eclipse to Carmella which makes her eliminate herself. Tessa looks to eliminate Rosemary who reverses it and eliminates herself instead. Gail Kim throws Penelope Ford over but she holds on, gets back into the ring and throws Kim out!. Big elimination for Ford but from behind here comes Rosemary but Ford leapfrogs and Rosemary sends herself over the top to the floor!. Ford has really been killing it lately in GCW, AEW and now EAM. Under 10 women remain as Ember Moon who has been great in this one looks for the eclipse to Aja Kong but she no sells it and just chokebombs her over the top rope to the outside!. Aja turns around and uuuh oh Viper is facing off with her.
Bam left and right hard shots from both girls. Stiff shots from both women barely standing up now. Both girls fight near the ropes as Fox tries to eliminate both but puts her back out!. Noelle tries as well but puts her back out then Ford comes over to finish the job but also puts her back out so they decide to work together...FORD/FOX/NOELLE ELIMINATE AJA KONG AND VIPER HUGE!. We are down to five women in this match!. Penelope Ford, Noelle Foley, Alicia Fox, Sara Del Rey and Lu Fisto!. Who ever thought we’d see these five in the ring together and such an interesting mix of styles. Oh wait...all the girls notice Noelle who’s in the corner and don’t look to pleased with her as the fans start chanting ‘Foley, Foley, Foley’!. Fox gets in the other girls way telling them that she will handle this. Fox starts mocking Foley then dances around. The other girls aren’t too happy with this as they try to attack Fox. A brawl breaks with all of them in which Fox is the last woman standing to boos...FROM BEHIND...NO WAY...NOELLE FOLEY THROWS FOX OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE WATER OUTSIDE!. Haha Noelle gets revenge for earlier!. Fox is pissed off and starts throwing water at fans while Noelle is still in the ring. Fox looked great though. Fans are cheering this while Noelle celebrates in the ring. Fox walks to the back but not before throwing water at Mick who brings Mr Socko out and shoves it down the throat of Fox!. Fans go crazy for this one.
The other girls try to attack Noelle but they get into a fight themselves. Once again Noelle has gotten away. Sara and Fisto are up in the ring as Ford nails a huge crossbody to both girls taking them down as Noelle stands up in the ring again looking to capitalise. Noelle is about to throw out Ford...WAIT A MINUTE WHAT IS THIS...FROM BEHIND...NO...SOMEBODY JUST RAN INTO THE RING...OMG SHE JUST ELIMINATED NOELLE FOLEY WTF!?. THAT’S BROOKE HOGAN!?. What the hell is this!. Had no idea she was even alive!. She’s been irrelevant for years but why would Brooke do this?. Fans are booing this as Hogan just walks to the back but not before winking at Mick ringside. We know that the Hogans and Foley’s have history with Hulk calling Mick a garbage backyard wrestler but this dosent make any sense. Maybe she’s jealous of the attention she’s getting that it’s now about Noelle and not her. Noelle goes over to Mick almost crying asking what happened and what’s going on but we still have a match going on in the ring. Fisto takes Ford to the mat as Sara takes down Fisto. We are down to our final three and Sara who’s a legend, Ford who’s a new girl but been killing it lately and Fisto who always wanted to be signed by a bigger company and become a bigger star but it never happened and so maybe she can make that dream come true tonight.
Fisto lifts Ford up onto her shoulders...she’s charging the ropes and throws Ford over...FORD HOLDS ON LIKE SHAWN MICHAELS. FORD ELIMINATES LU FISTO!. Ford skins the cat like the good old days as she comes back into the ring but Sara grabs her feet so she tries to pull her out but fails. Sara nails a running powerslam as we are now down to or final two!. Ford is in the corner facing off against a multi time champion. Ford who isn’t a big fan favorite gets her ass whooped by Sara for the next few moves. Fans are cheering as Sara signals the end. Del Rey military presses Ford high in the air. We’re gonna get Sara Del Rey vs Ronda Rousey or Becky Lynch for the first time ever!. SARA RUNS WITH FORD...WAIT...WHAT IS THIS NOW?. There’s a guy on the outside apron that just stopped Sara!. THAT’S JOEY JANELA!. Ford’s husband!. Joey is wearing a GCW shirt. GCW is a new company that has been making waves over the past year almost like the new ECW even though Joey is signed to EAM, Ford isn’t Joey really hasn’t done anything in EAM yet. They would make a good Mixed Tag Team for sure but right now he’s in Pride and clearly Janela wants Ford with him and they don’t like that and they want to be on the main roster together.
Janela stops Sara in her tracks who looks confused. She drops Ford behind her. Sara knocks Janela off the apron...DUE TO THIS DISTRACTION...FORD FROM BEHIND...PENELOPE FORD ELIMINATES SARA DEL REY!. She did it!. Penelope Ford is going to Swimming with Sharks to fight Becky or Ronda!. Fans are booing this but a new star has been made in EAM!. Janela lifts Ford on his shoulders celebrating this victory. This could be a new power couple in EAM!. Maybe even down the line they could get a mixed tag title opportunity. Sara looks on disappointed outside the ring as Janela shouts WELCOME TO JOEY JANELA’S SPRING BREAK!...we cut away.
8-Man Tag Team Elimination Matchup For The #1 Contendership At Swimming With Sharks VIII
The Lucha Bros (Pentagon & Fenix) Vs Shinsuke Nakamura & Kazuchika Okada Vs Kevin Owens & Sami Zayn Vs Ricochet & Aleister Black
Our next match of the evening is the 8 Man tag team elimination match in which the winners will become the number one contender for the Tag Team titles at SWS. A lot of talent in this one with all men coming out to the ring getting mixed reactions and here we go!. Lucha Bros are the big favourites here and of course this is an elimination match which means if one person gets pinned then both men are gone. Back and forth match from all teams with a lot of high flying/signature/finishing moves throughout. Close falls while Ricochet hits a moonsault to Owens/Zayn. Okada and Nakamura get thrown outside into the water as the dives begin!. Black and Chet dive onto them and into the water!. Owens and Zayn jump onto everybody and Lucha Bros finally double dive onto everybody in the water!. Fans chant this is awesome as this match calms down a bit. Of course this isn’t an big or exciting as the first but still entertaining. Back in the ring Okada nails the Rainmaker to Black and Nakamura nails the knee to Zayn. Fenix stands on the top rope with Nakamura while Okada stands up in the ring...SPANISH FLY FROM THE TOP ROPE BY FENIX TO NAKAMURA ONTO OKADA IN THE RING...1...2...3...OKADA AND NAKAMURA ARE ELIMINATED!.
First team have gone as Black and Ricochet take Lucha Bros outside the ring. Owens and Zayn come in to dominate Black with a Poppa Powerbomb and Blue Thunder Bomb...1...2...Ricochet breaks it up. Ricochet takes down Zayn with a shooting star and goes to the top nailing the 630 splash to Owens...1...2...3...OWENS AND ZAYN HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED!. We’re down to our final two teams who face off in the ring before they start brawling. Black Mass to Fenix. Spanish fly to Black. Pentagon/Ricochet fight with quick spots and hard shots and hmm Ricochet pulling out some Prince Puma moves for some reason. Ricochet nails a corkscrew 450 splash off the top rope...1...2...Pentagon kicks out. Ricochet tags in Black who looks for a Black Mass to Pentagon who reverses it. Fenix and Ricochet are fighting it out on the apron. FENIX WITH A REVERSED RANA DRIVER ON THE OUTSIDE APRON TO RICOCHET TAKES HIM OUT OF THIS MATCH. Black looks for the finish on Pentagon who reverses it. Pentagon picks up Black in the Packaged Piledriver as Fenix is on the top rope...FENIX DOUBLE STOMP OFF THE TOP TO THE BUTT OF BLACK AS PENTAGON NAILS THE PACKAGED PILEDRIVER...1...2...3...IT’S OVER!. The Lucha Bros have done it and will fight for the tag team titles at Swimming with Sharks!. Our second match has been made for the PPV already tonight while The Lucha Bros celebrate their victory in the ring while as cut away.
Last Man Standing Matchup
Jeff Cobb Vs WALTER
It’s now time for the Last Man Standing match which will finally end this never ending feud. Cobb comes out to boos and of course you can’t forget him costing WALTER the Pride title match. WALTER comes out getting big cheers, he enters the ring and faces off with Cobb and here we go!. Hard shots from both men who are the future of the business. Chops and slaps to each other matching each other’s move. BAAAM HARD CHOP TO COBB BY WALTER TAKES HIM DOWN FOR A 2 COUNT. The match slows down a little bit with a typical wrestling match but not for long with Cobb nailing his finisher the F-5000 to WALTER!. He gets up at 5. Cobb goes outside, looks under the ring and finds?...WHAT IS THIS. A BARBED WIRE SURFBOARD!. Cobb brings in a surfboard and tries to swing hits Walter but he moves. CHOP FROM WALTER. Cobb no sells and just smashes the surfboard over the back of WALTER!. A barbed wire surfboard we have not seen that before and remember we are on a cruise so traditional weapons don’t exist. Cobb goes outside, gets two chairs, brings them back in and sets them up near the turnbuckle and places the surfboard across the chairs!.
Walter nails a big boot stopping him. Running powerslam to Cobb in the corner and a second. 5 count but Cobb gets up. Cobb headbutts Walter and everyone heard that!. Cobb brings WALTER to the corner. Walter reverses it now looking for the superplex off the top rope!?. LOW BLOW BY COBB STOPS IT. NO NO...COBB PICKS WALTER UP...TOUR OF THE ISLANDS OFF THE TOP ROPE THROUGH THE SURFBOARD AND CHAIRS!. Surfboard completely destroyed after that one with fans chanting holy shit. Cobb gets up at and somehow Walter gets up at 9. Cobb lariats Walter to the outside of the ring. Cobb nails a crossbody over into him. Cobb has taken full control of this match. Cobb whips Walter into a crowd of people and deckchairs!. Cobb takes down a parasol and just snaps it over the back of WALTER!. You can even see the welts on his back. He looks for it again but WALTER stops him. WALTER throws it away and hits a suplex on a deckchair breaking it in half!. First and maybe last time we’ll ever see that. WALTER NAILS A SPINEBUSTER ON THE HARD WOODEN FLOOR OF THE CRUISE!. Walter sits down on another deckchair and grabs a drink!. Cobb gets up at 8 and Walter gets up then spits beer in the face of Cobb...BAAAM WALTER SMASHES THE BEER BOTTLE OVER THE HEAD OF COBB!. Glass flies everywhere!. Cobb is bleeding badly now. COBB JUST FIRES UP. COBB GRABS A BEER BOTTLE AND SMASHES IT OVER WALTER’S HEAD BUSTING HIM OPEN!.
Cobb whips WALTER to the corner side of the cruise!. NO...STOP...COBB IS TRYING TO THROW WALTER OFF THE CRUISE?!. WALTER reverses with a huge chop and headbutt!. Could you imagine if that happened damn. Cobb is climbing up some stairs to the first deck. WALTER follows him up the steps. Cobb hides behind people as Walter comes up. COBB PICKS UP A WOMAN AND THROWS HER AT WALTER!. That’s a lawsuit!. Cobb smashes Walter’s head into the deck. What is he doing now?. Cobb just climbed onto the deck and is bringing WALTER with him?. OH NO...he’s trying to superplex WALTER off the deck to the pool below next to the ring!. WALTER somehow stops and comes onto the side of the deck with him. Cobb is headbutting WALTER as he fights back with hard shots and chops!. Fans are going crazy right now!. Blood is flying everywhere while Cobb is looking for the Spanish fly!. WALTER BITES THE NOSE OF COBB!. WALTER sits on the corner of the deck and has Cobb up on a powerbomb!?...NO...NO...WAAAAH WALTER POWERBOMBS COBB 15 FOOT HIGH OFF THE DECK BALCONY AND THEY CRASH THROUGH THE CRUISE!. WHAT THE FUCK. THEY JUST BROKE THROUGH THE CRUISE. WALTER AND COBB HAVE JUST BROKE THROUGH THE TOP OF THE CRUISE AND LANDED ON THE LEVEL BELOW!. There’s a giant hole near the ring where they crashed through. We see a camera shot looking down and they landed in the kitchen below with fans running away!. The chants are chanting holy shit and we’ve never seen a move like that before!. Both men are laid out. The referee dosent know what to do as he’s standing looking down at this. He starts to count...5...6...both men are down...7...8...WALTER IS UP...9...10 IT’S ALL OVER!. WALTER HAS WON THIS MATCH!. EAM could get in trouble with what we’ve done to the cruise already!. WALTER celebrates his victory in the kitchen level below standing over Cobb’s body with broken wood and cruise pieces everywhere...we cut away.
Our next match is about to start with officials and referees covering up the giant hole with tape and making sure nobody falls down it or hurt themselves. Hold on...who is this?. Somebody has just entered the ring with a microphone?. THIS IS MY SHOW, YOU STOLE MY IDEA!. OMG IT’S CHRIS JERICHO!. What the hell is he doing here!. Jericho says this is his cruise and that EAM stole Jericho’s idea but that’s bullshit it was EAM’s idea first but Jericho stole it for his cruise show!. Why was he even allowed on this cruise!?. Jericho says this is now his show and I’m renaming it Y 2 Supersplash!. Fans are booing this as he continues to mock the fans. FROM BEHIND SOMEBODY JUST ENTERED THE RING. JERICHO TURNS AROUND...IT’S KANE!. GLENN JACOBS IS HERE!. People can’t believe it!. I guess Kane wanted to watch this show live in person!. Jericho backs off...KANE PICKS HIM UP...TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER TO JERICHO!. Haha fans love it. Another surprise here at Supersplash. Kane walks to the back as Jericho rolls out the ring and walks to the side of the cruise. He again can barely talk continues to mock EAM and fans and says this is my show!. Kane comes back over and looks him in the eye. KANE GRABS HIS THROAT...NO...WAAAAAH KANE CHOKESLAMS CHRIS JERICHO OFF THE CRUISE!!!. KANE JUST THREW JERICHO OFF THE SIDE OF THE CRUISE HAHA!. We see a giant splash in the water below!. That’s one way to get rid of trash!. Kane celebrates with the fans as we cut away and get ready for our next match!.
2-Out-Of-3-Falls Count Anywhere Matchup For The Pride Tag Team Titles
Mustache Mountain (Trent Seven & Tyler Bate) (c) Vs War Raiders (Hanson & Ray Rowe)
It is time for our next match of the evening which will be a Falls Count Anywhere match for the tag titles. Both teams come out to the ring with Mustache Mountain actually getting some boos for once while Raiders get big cheers. Obviously fans are annoyed how Raiders have been screwed the last two matches and this will surely be the last title shot for them. Here we go!. Back and forth match between both sides all fighting in the ring for the first few minutes in a typical normal match. Back and forth and some signature/finishing moves throughout. The match soon breaks down as they all brawl to the outside of the ring. Mustache have a chair and smash both men over the head with them. Mountain seem to be turning bad as they are insulting the fans and have become very egotistical while champions. Rowe with a powerslam to Trent next to the ring. Bate smashes Hanson over the head with a chair as he’s titling on the edge of the pool...ROWE SPEARS BATE WHO MOVES OUT THE WAY. Rowe spears Hanson by mistake sending them both into the pool!. Fans boo this as Bate climbs the same steps that WALTER/Cobb did earlier. Seven kicks Hanson and Rowe back into the water. Bate is sitting in the same place WALTER was!. We can even see the blood from that match. Of course this cruise has three different deck levels on top of the cruise. Third is the lowest and first is the highest right at the top. Bate is on the third level...no wait what is he doing?...WAAAH BATE JUMPS OFF 15 FOOT HIGH ONTO HANSON AND ROWE IN THE WATER!. The referee dosent know what to do but Bate is covering Rowe in the water!...1...2...3...MM get the first fall and it was in the water!.
It is falls anywhere after all. Bate gets out of the water and does the Mustache pose with Seven while fans boo. Raiders now have to get two falls in a row. This might actually be the first ever 2 out of 3 falls anywhere match. Raiders get out of the water and they are pissed!. They run after MM who run into the cruise and down some steps and we’re in the kitchen!. We see the big hole from earlier above. Raiders clear the kitchen asking fans where are they?. BATE NAILS HANSON OVER THE HEAD WITH A GIANT STEEL COFFEE CONTAINER!. Seven smashes a cookie sheet over the head of Rowe but it doesn’t affect him. He does it again but Rowe punches a hole through it!. Rowe picks up Seven and just slides him across the kitchen counter destroying plates and cutlery. Bate charges at Rowe with a fork. Bate tries to stab Rowe with a fork who reverses it. Rowe and Hanson just fire up as MM quickly run out of the kitchen down the corridor. Remember we have other people on board during this cruise. We are now at a hallway where some of the hotel rooms are where guests are staying. Hanson breaks open one of the doors to try and find Bate who quickly runs into another door. Rowe charges into one door but Seven runs out of another!. It’s like that classic movie running through the doors scene haha!. They all meet in the corridor middle with Raiders grabbing MM and throwing them through the door of one of the rooms!. Luckily nobody is inside. They all fight in one of these rooms. MM start throwing pillows at them who just rip them apart.
Hanson grabs Seven by the neck and charges with him at one side of the wall...AAAAH HANSON JUST SENT SEVEN THROUGH THE WALL INTO THE NEXT ROOM!. SEVEN LANDED ON THE BED AND THERE’S PEOPLE IN THE BED. OMFG THAT’S MICKIE JAMES AND EMIL!. WTF THEY’RE HAVING SEX!. OMG THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING. All four guys try to cover their eyes as Emil tells them to get the fuck out of his room now!. The first time we’ve seen them in months and it’s Mickie riding on top of Emil!. What the hell is this show!?. Hanson chokebombs Seven onto the bed that they’re in before Rowe charges at Hanson who slams him on top of Seven on the bed and the bed collapses!. It just breaks!...COVER...1...2...3 THEY GOT IT!. The War Raiders just got a pinfall on top of Mickie and Emil!. It is pinfalls count anywhere after all. Emil is pissed as he and Mickie start to run...OMG WE SEE A NAKED EMIL AND MICKIE RUNNING OUT OF THE ROOM!. At the same time Bate is airplane spinning Hanson round and round in the middle of Mickie and Emil’s hotel cruise room!. Nobody wanted to see that!. Well maybe naked Mickie...but is nudity even allowed in EAM!?. They continue to fight as Bate drags Seven off the broken bed and out the door down the corridor. Raiders are one fall way from doing it but what else can happen!?. MM are sitting at some more steps praying to Raiders for them to stop. Raiders charge at them...MM MOVE OUT THE WAY AND RAIDERS FALL DOWN THE STEPS!. We are on an even lower level of this cruise and MM have taken control again.
MM walk down the steps but suddenly stop because they see what’s happening. We are in the entertainment room and there’s a comedy show going on!. MM try to creep down the steps as people are laughing at this guy doing jokes on the stage. WAIT A MINUTE...THAT’S JIM CARREY!?. ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?. Jim Carrey is doing a stand up comedy show at EAM Supersplash!. What a surprise this is. MM/Raiders continue to fight as people in the audience start to notice the ruckus behind them. Jim’s standing on the stage making jokes about how short MM mountain are. “I could tell them a joke but it would probably go over their head”. “When they walk on the grass it tickles their balls!”. “What do a dwarf and a midget have in common?. Very little!”. MM hear this and begin to walk over to Jim Carrey calling him out. They are standing on the stage with Jim Carrey before they push him out of the way and do the Mustache Mountain pose with the audience pantomime booing thinking this is part of the comedy routine act!. The Raiders are back up as Jim Carrey pulls a big comedy mallet out of his pocket and smacks Trent and Tyler over the head with it from behind!...DOUBLE SPEAR TO MOUNTAIN THROUGH THE STAGE BY RAIDERS TAKE THEM OUT!. They just destroyed Carrey’s stage with a double spear as Jim’s standing in the middle of this mess!...DOUBLE COVER AND COUNT...1...2...3...THEY DID IT!. War Raiders have finally become champions!. What the hell did we just witness!. One of the weirdest matches we’ve ever seen. The referee hands Raiders the title belts as Jim Carrey holds their hands high on what’s left of the stage in celebration as we cut away.
We go back to the ring with our next match being set up. The pool is being turned into a spider web and lets get this match starte...OH NO...look who it is!. Chris Jericho is back in the ring!. He’s covered and dripping with water!. He looks like he’s shivering and covered in seaweed. AS I WAS SAYING. I am the best in the world at what I do and this is my show!. This guy just dosent give up!. Jericho begins running around outside of the ring and around the pools chanting best in the world to the audience...OMG HE JUST KNOCKED A CHILD IN ONE OF THE POOLS AND JUST CONTINUES TO RUN!. That’s another lawsuit for EAM Jericho thanks!. Jericho goes to the front of the cruise and climbs to the tip!. He puts his arms out and shouts “I’M THE BEST IN THE WORLD’’ like Jack from Titanic!. He actually believes he’s some sort of god!. All of a sudden someone grabs Jerichos arms and does the Jack/Rose pose from Titanic!. Jericho looks confused, turns around...BAAAAAM SWEET CHIN MUSIC...HAHAHA SHAWN MICHAELS JUST SWEET CHINNED MUSIC KICKED CHRIS JERICHO BACK OFF THE CRUISE FOR GOOD!. We see a giant splash in the water as HBK celebrates with the fans. Another nice surprise at this show as we go to our next match.
The First Ever Caribbean Spider Web Swimming Pool Deathmatch For The WWC Title
AJ Styles (c) Vs Carlito " Caribbean " Cool
It’s been one hell of a show so far but we’ve still got so much to come. Up next is our Spider Web match in which one of the pools has been covered in a web of barbed wire!. Another first for the wrestling world and the one rule in this match is that it must be used at least once before a pin!. Carlito comes out first getting boos followed by AJ getting cheers. Carlito wants his title back months after losing it. This might be the last time we see Carlito or the WWC title win or lose. The announcements are made and here we go!. Carlito grabs an apple and is about to take a bite out of it...WAIT FROM ABOVE...A SEAGULL JUST SHIT ON CARLITO HAHA!. The shit covers his apple and Afro as AJ and fans laugh!. Apparently that’s good luck though so not all bad...CARLITO THROWS THE APPLE AT AJ AND SPITS AT HIM ANYWAY. Scoop slam, followed by the knee drop and second rope elbow. Can’t go for a fall at all until the web is used. Carlito looks for the backstabber but AJ reverses with the springboard moonsault inverted DDT. AJ throws Carlito onto the apron near the pool.
AJ hits a springboard elbow trying to knock Carlito off but he holds on. AJ hits the ropes...SPEAR THROUGH THE MIDDLE OF THE ROPES KNOCKS CARLITO INTO THE SPIDER BARBED WIRE!. AJ climbs the top rope and nails a shooting star press onto Carlito in the web!. We see the back of Carlito bleeding and blood dripping into the water. Carlito shoves AJ down under the web so he gets stuck under it and in the water!. Carlito climbs into the ring as AJ has to climb through the web with the barbed wire scraping his back, cutting his arms open at the same time!. AJ stands on the outside apron while Carlito dropkicks him back off into the spider web!. Carlito gets another apple and spits it at AJ. Carlito nails a top rope dive onto AJ in the barbed wire web again!. Both men climb out and into the ring somehow. Both guys are bleeding on the back as they exchange left and rights in the middle of the ring. PELE KICK BY AJ...1...2...NO. Styles looks for the Clash but Carlito reverses into the Backstabber...1...2...AJ kicks out!. AJ fights back looking for the Spiral Tap off the top rope but Carlito moves. Carlito takes AJ to the top rope looking for something.
Styles somehow fights it off, changes position and faces outside the ring...no...don’t do it...Styles locks in the Styles Clash on the top rope facing towards the barbed wire pool!...NO...WAIT A MINUTE...WHAT IS THIS...THAT’S...OMG THAT’S EPICO AND PRIMO COLON!. Are you kidding me!. That’s the brother and cousin of Carlito from the WWC Colon family!. Primos attack Styles stopping the finish. Carlito turns it around. Primos stand on the top rope while also holding AJ!...WAAAAH SUPERPLEX OFF THE TOP ROPE TO AJ BY THE PRIMOS AND CARLITO INTO THE BARBED WIRE SPIDER WEB!. The Primos throw AJ back into the ring as Carlito makes the cover...1...2...3...IT’S ALL OVER!. We have another new champion!. Primos have screwed AJ!. Primos and Carlito celebrate their win while fans boo standing over AJ’s body as they take the WWC title back to Puerto Rico and who knows this might be the last time we ever see them in EAM.
Pride Title Matchup
Velveteen Dream (c) Vs " The Villain " Marty Scurll
We continue on the show with this Pride title match. Both men have done good in EAM so far with both of them being the future of EAM especially Dream. Scull comes out to boos and this is where the Elite can start winning titles. They have a lot of title chances tonight and it begins with this one. Dream has been champion for a long time now so wants to continue that streak. Time for Dream to come out but he’s nowhere to be seen?. LOOK...IN THE DISTANCE...THAT’S VELVETEEN DREAM...HE’S ON JETSKIS!. Haha Dream is being pulled in the water by two jetskis as he does his arms out pose. What an entrance this is. How is Dream gonna enter the ring if he’s in the water outside of the cruise?. Dream finally makes it to the side of the cruise where there’s a rope ladder waiting for him!. He simply stands on the ladder as they pull him up and onto the cruise haha!. Dream finally enters the ring getting a huge ovation and one of the best entrances we’ve ever seen. The bell rings and here we go!.
Back and forth action from both men with some fast quick move/signature and finishing throughout. Scurll works Dream down early in the match with submissions. Dream fights back with a yakuza kick and a pumphandle screwdriver. Dream looks for the elbow off the top but Marty moves and locks in his submission. Dream makes the ropes in time. Dream hits the Dream Machine...1...2...Marty kicks out. This is the first normal match of the night!. Dream nails the top rope elbow...1...2...NO. Marty fights back nailing his finisher for a close 2. Scurll signals the submission again but Dream reverses into a second Dream Machine before going to the top rope nailing the elbow but he’s not done as he goes to the other side of the top rope...ELBOW ONCE AGAIN...1...2...3...AND JUST LIKE THAT IT’S OVER!. Dream keeps his title in this short but fun match and remember at this kind of show there have got to be some slow down matches with all the action going on. Dream celebrates his win in the crowd as we cut away.
8-Man Mixed Tag Team Elimination Matchup For The EAM Mixed Tag Team Titles
Jon Moxley & Nikki Cross (c) Vs Cody & Brandi Rhodes Vs John Morrison & Taya Valkyrie Vs Joey Ryan & Paige
Everyone comes out getting mixed reactions from the crowd. Another elimination match for titles but it’s with men and women. We get the announcements and here we go!. This was originally supposed to be a normal tag but after what happened this got turned into a four way. Moxley and Cross have not had the titles for that long and Paige/Joey want revenge against Brandi/Cody. Morrison and Taya could be the underdogs. Good back and forth match throughout this one with a lot of high flying/double team spots and high flying bumps. All of them fight in and around the ring for the first couple of minutes. Morrison with a dive onto Moxley as everyone else dives right after that. Morrison with a starship pain for a 2 count on Moxley. One person gets pinned and both members will leave of course just like earlier on. Cody nails the Cross Rhodes on Morrison while Taya takes out Paige. From behind Brandi rolls up Taya. Moxley nails a Hook and Ladder to Morrison which gives Cody a chance to steal the pin for the 3 count!. Morrison and Taya are eliminated. Three teams remain with Moxley going straight at Cody throwing him over the top rope. All three girls start fighting it out in the ring with Cross looking the best. Moxley and Cross get taken out as Joey/Paige/Cody/Brandi have a stand off in the ring with fans cheering this one. They want revenge and they’re about to get it.
Joey and Paige beat the crap out of Brandi and Cody with the fans going crazy!. Brandi and Cody are looking for a title for The Elite because they’re 0-1 so far tonight. Cody looks to pin Joey but from behind Paige Turner to Cody. Both girls are tagged in as Brandi looks for the final finish to Paige...she reverses it...roll up...1...2...3...SHE GOT IT!. Brandi and Cody are eliminated and Paige and Joey get revenge!. Paige and Joey celebrate this but from behind Cody throws Paige out of the ring and Brandi low blows Joey. Brandi and Cody leave getting boos while Moxley gets in the ring having no idea what happened. Paige gets back in the ring but Cross with a Lou Thesz press takes her down while Moxley picks up Joey...DIRTY DEEDS DT TO JOEY...1...2...3...he gets it!. Croxley keep the mixed tag team title!. Joey and Paige got revenge but Brandi and Cody were one step ahead screwing them over once again. Moxley and Cross celebrate their win in the ring.
Then suddenly, music cranks the speakers all over the cruise https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XhQRFO4M7A. Out from a big double door walks none other than the chairman Emil A. and his wife Mickie James. The incident earlier seems not to be the focus as Emil A. and Mickie makes their way down to the ring where Moxley and Cross still are standing. Emil A. are dressed in shorts and a Perros Del Mal t-Shirt. Mickie is dressed in denim shorts and a white top. Emil A. has a microphone and as they make their way down, he starts with congratulating Jon and Nikki with being the first ever Mixed Tag Team Champions in EAM history, and he also congratulate them for eliminating Almost all competition. Jon reacts, asking Emil A. what he's talking about, they won the match. Emil A. then responds telling Jon that, yeah, they would have won, as he said, had eliminated all competition. But there is one couple in EAM you have yet to beat. US!
Before either Jon or Nikki manage to react to the sudden turn of events, the bell rings and the chairman and his wife wastes no time. Mickie delivers a devastating Mick Kick to Nikki, sending her right down, while Emil A. attacks Jon. But Jon manage to counter the attack and goes for the DQ, by whipping the belt towards Emil A. But Mickie kicks the belt out of Jon's hands and Emil A. charges. Clothesline sending Jon down but Jon gets quickly back on his feet. Jon charges for an attack, but Emil A. gets out of harms way as Mickie pulls down the ropes. Jon goes over the ropes and falls outside. Wasting no time, Emil A. lifts up Nikki and delivers a modified spinebuster. Mickie goes for the ropes. Dropkick to Nikki's face. Emil cover 1...Mickie throws herself on top of Emil 2......3! WTF! They did it! The Chairman and The First Lady of EAM Promotions are The New Mixed Tag Team Champions!!! Moxley didn't manage to get back into the ring before it was to late. What a swerve! What a turn of events! Emil A. and Mickie quickly leaves the ring after getting handed the titles by the referee. Jon and Nikki are furious and goes after them, but security quickly makes a wall between the four of them.......
Singles Matchup
Beth Phoenix Vs Nia Jax
What a shocking turn of events for Moxley/Cross hopefully everything will be ok and they’ll come back in a few weeks/months all okay. Up next is what some people are calling a dream match. Jax has been dominating the women’s division recently and Beth isn’t taking to kindly to the bullying and way Jax is handling herself. Beth wants to stop Jax and what a huge win it will be if Jax can beat a legend like Phoenix. We get the introductions and here we go!. Beth comes out first getting big cheers followed by Jax who gets big boos but just soaks it in. Jax is undefeated but that surely won’t last forever. Jax walks out noticing a man in the crowd booing her and putting his thumbs down. THAT’S BRUCE CAMPBELL!. We have a celebrity on board and who can forget him at the legendary Grandslam three night show. Nia grabs Bruce and throws him into the pool!. Fans boo while Jax laughs entering the ring. The bell rings and here we go!. Beth attacks Jax early on looking for a quick finish. Beth almost beat Ronda last month remember. Beth chops Jax who doesn’t budge at all. SCOOP POWERSLAM BY BETH TO JAX!. Beth with a running knee drop!. Beth is looking for a quick finish in this one. Beth hits a German suplex!. Beth with a second German suplex somehow. Jax is on her feet...SPINNING LARIAT TO JAX...SHE’S STILL ON HER FEET. Beth with another spinning lariat...SHE KNOCKS HER DOWN...1...JAX powers out.
Beth works down the legs of Jax. She tries to lock the submission in and somehow smashes Jax’s head with Jax’s own foot!. Beth is dominating this one. Beth picks her up...GLAM SLAM TO JAX...SHE’S GONNA BURY HER...1...2...JAX kicks out!. What a match this has been so quickly. Beth signals the end...no way...Beth is picking her up...OMG MILITARY PRESS...BETH HAS JAX IN A MILITARY PRESS...NO SHE CAN’T HOLD IT...JAX FALLS ON THE BACK OF BETH, TURNS HER OVER...1...2...BETH KICKS OUT!. Jax runs the ropes waiting for Beth to get back up...RUNNING 300 POUND CROSSBODY TO BETH!. Jax runs off the ropes nailing a back senton. Jax picks her up and nails a scoop slam in revenge for earlier. Nia picks Beth up again, whips her into the ropes....throws her into the air...BAAAM SUPER SAMOAN DROP BUT JAX ISN’T DONE!. She drags Beth to the corner while fans boo. No...Jax climbs the top rope!. She’s going for it...BAAAM 300 POUND SPLASH OFF THE TOP ROPE BY JAX TO NIA...1...2...JAX PULLS BETH UP!. Just end the damn match!. Jax goes to the top again...ANOTHER TOP ROPE SPLASH TO BETH...1...2...3...DONE!. Thank god this one is over!.
What a match that was with Beth looking good but she just couldn’t do it. A nice try but she loses and Jax beat Beth quicker than Ronda beat Beth...now that’s scary. Jax isn’t done though as she goes to the top again...A THIRD SPLASH FROM THE TOP ROPE TO BETH!. This might be the last time we see Beth. Jax stands over Beth’s body but she’s still not done?. Jax is about to hit the ropes looking for a running splas...WAIT A MINUTE...WHO IS THAT...A WOMAN JUST ENTERED THE RING AND BLOCKED JAX FROM RUNNING...OMG THAT’S AWESOME KONG!. Are you kidding me!. Awesome Kong is face to face with Nia Jax!. Talk about a dream match!. Kong who’s actually in the Netflix show GLOW is on this cruise has seen enough and is helping her former SHIMMER friend Beth!. What a surprise return, we have not seen her in a long time and what a match that would be Kong vs Jax!. Pick on someone your own size if you want to be the monster girl of this company haha!. Jax faces off with Kong before smiling, putting her hands up, backing off and slowly leaves the ring. Kong checks on Beth as Kong walks past the pool...WAIT...BRUCE CAMPBELL IS CLIMBING OUT...JAX JUST KICKS HIM BACK IN THE POOL!. Jax walks away finally but not before grabbing a little girl’s ice cream out of her hand and starts eating it which makes the little girl cry!. What the hell is wrong with this bully. The fans cheer ‘thank you Beth’ while Kong helps Phoenix in the ring as we cut away.
Triple Threat Matchup
Lars Sullivan Vs Braun Strowman Vs Hafthor
What a night it has been so far and we still have a lot of matches to go. This match has been overlooked and may not be the greatest, most technical or even memorable but it will surely still be a slobber knocker even if not as big as other matches tonight but I’m sure it will still be good. We get the MV and the introductions from Melissa but what now?. Amy walks out and as Melissa is leaving the ring just pushes her into the pool at ringside! She laughs crazily before Braun walks to the ring scaring her and making her run away and here we go!. All men receive boos pretty much with Braun being the most popular. Definitely three of the scariest men in EAM history so who the hell knows what’s gonna happen here especially after the matches Lars/Hafthor have had so far. All men are standing in the ring facing off with each other with fans chanting ‘holy shit holy shit’. BAAAM LEFT AND RIGHT HEADBUTTS, FISTS AND ELBOWS AS THE MATCH BEGINS!. All the moves are as real as it gets!. They’re all busted open already...wow!. This continues on before Lars nails a strong style double lariat to both men.
He goes outside the ring looking under it and throws some stuff in before he gets back into the ring. Lars picks something up...IT’S A RAZOR SURFBOARD. LARS SMASHES HAFTHOR OVER THE BACK AND IT SLICES HIS BACK OPEN. ONE TO LARS AS WELL!. We saw a barbed wire one earlier but this is much worse. He sits Braun in the corner placing the surfboard in front of him before throwing Hafthor into the surfboard and Braun breaking it in half!. Lars picks up something else...NO...IT’S A SCISSOR BOARD!. It’s a wooden board with open scissors!. Lars is about to hit Hafthor over the head but he ducks. Hafthor big boots him down before picking up the scissor board and hits it over the back of Lars slicing him open!. He puts the board in front of Braun sitting in the corner...NO NO...AAAAH RUNNING CANNONALL INTO THE SCISSOR BOARD ON BRAUN...OMG...THERE’S SCISSORS STUCK IN HIS NECK!. Braun just pulls one of the pairs out and it squirts blood out of his neck!. We thought this was just gonna be a normal 3 way but it sure isn’t. The medical staff treat Braun by taping his throat up. Hafthor makes a cover on Braun...1...2...Lars breaks it up. Lars nails his finish the running powerbomb...1...2...Hafthor kicks out. Everyone in this are covered in blood on their arms, legs and backs. This might as well be a deathmatch!.
Braun is up outside and looking under the ring for something. He has two things in his hands as he enters the ring. OMG...THEY’RE BOWLING BALLS!. Braun has one barbed wire bowling ball and one thumbtack bowling ball!. WTF that’s never been done before!. Braun rolls the thumbtack bowling balls into the corner into Hafthor’s balls!. Lars charges Braun who winds up...BAAAAM HE JUST BROKE THE BARBED WIRE BOWLING BALL OVER THE HEAD OF LARS...ARE YOU KIDDING ME. Fans can’t believe this one as Hafthor is up in the corner. Braun celebrates with his arms up not knowing this and we have pieces of bowling ball, barbed wire and dust from it around the ring. HAFTHOR SMASHES THE THUMBTACK BOWLING BALL OVER THE HEAD OF BRAUN MAKING IT EXPLODE!. Thumbtacks go flying everywhere!. What is this match!?. Hafthor gets on his knees picking Braun up then...STARTS LICKING THE BLOOD OFF HIS HEAD!. The fans chant ‘you sick fuck you sick fuck’ at Hafthor while he signals his finisher. End this match already this is disgusting. CHOKEBOMB BY HAFTHOR TO BRAUN...1...2...LARS BREAKS IT UP!. Hafthor, Braun and Lars all roll to the outside and this might not be safe for the fans in audience. This makes Cobb/Walter look like PG. Hafthor whips Braun into audience while fans scatter. Lars spears Hafthor into some deckchairs. Lars screams at the fans like an animal. Lars/Hafthor walk away from the ring and we know how dangerous things are out here.
Lars bounces Hafthor’s head off a wooden wall near the entrance steps to get down into the cruise. Lars looks for it again but Hafthor reverses...BAAAM HAFTHOR JUST SMASHED LARS HEAD THROUGH ONE OF THOSE CIRCULAR GLASS WINDOWS!. Fans chant holy shit as this match is just getting more violent. Hafthor is standing at the steps...SPEAR FROM BRAUN TAKES HIM AND HAFTHOR DOWN THE STEPS TO THE FLOOR BELOW!. The referee is trying to regain control but it’s just not working. Braun and Hafthor walk to the middle of the cruise into a room we haven’t seen before. Hafthor bangs Braun’s head off this board which has buttons and levers on it!?. Oh no it’s the captain’s room!. Where you steer the ship!. Hafthor sees this before smiling and we actually see the captain driving the cruise with one of those big ship wheels. Hafthor grabs him, throwing him into the wall. Hafthor takes control of this ship!?. NO WHAT IS HE DOING?. HAFTHOR STARTS TURNING THE SHIP...WAIT...NO THERE’S A FUCKING ICEBERG IN THE WATER...WHAT IS HE DOING!?. HAFTHOR IS TRYING TO DRIVE THE SHIP INTO THE ICEBERG!. HE’S GONNA KILL EVERYONE ON BOARD!. THIS COULD BE THE END OF EAM!. THIS IS CRAZIEST THING IN EAM HISTORY!.
We joked around earlier about this being the end of EAM but it might be...someone stop him now!. There’s some fans actually jumping over and into the water to escape this!. HAFTHOR TRIES TO BREAK THE WHEEL OFF...BAAAAM LARS SPEARS HAFTHOR DOWN. BRAUN AND LARS ACTUALLY WORK TOGETHER TO TRY AND STOP HAFTHOR FROM BREAKING THE WHEEL AND CRASHING THE SHIP!. Braun locks in a choke hold to get him to stop as Lars carries his body. Luckily the captain quickly retains control of the ship and turns it around to safety!. Never seen anything like that before in EAM!. Braun and Lars carry Hafthor up the steps and back near the ring. Hafthor pulls some sort of knife out of his pocket...BAAAM HAFTHOR STABS BRAUN IN THE HEAD. BAAAM HAFTHOR STABS LARS IN THE BACK!. This isn’t even a match anymore!. Hafthor looks around and up before bringing Lars and Braun up the steps to a higher advantage point the same place Walter/Cobb were earlier but stops and looks up again!. They are on the third level and Hafthor wants to go higher!. There’s security trying to stop this madman but he just pushes them away!. Hafthor climbs with Lars/Braun up the second then to the first and top level of the cruise!. This is the highest point and balcony on the cruise!. We can see them right above the pool next to the ring!. Hafthor lets out a harrowing scream as he grabs Lars by the neck!?. They must be 30 feet above the ring.
Fans are scattering away from the top deck. Braun takes Hafthor down stopping him. Hafthor reverses him, throws Lars away and grabs Braun again...NO...NO...WAAAAAAH HAFTHOR THROWS BRAUN OFF THE TOP 30 FEET UP DOWN INTO THE POOL NEXT TO THE RING AND OMG HE HIT HIS HEAD ON THE POOL SIDE AS HE CAME DOWN!!!. Holy fuck stop this match now!. Braun is dead in the ring and his head is gushing with blood. The pool is filling up with Braun’s brain fluid blood!. Braun is out of this match if not his career!. Hafthor just screams and even the fans are just silent. Hafthor points to something at the other side of the ship and starts dragging Lars across the top of the cruise and down some steps and we’re at the other side of the ship right at the end!. Lars tries to fight back but Hafthor is just too strong. We see a giant H pad and of course that’s the cruise’s emergency helicopter. Hafthor throws Lars into the side of the helipcopter and then into it?. The pilot is stopping him from entering but he forces the pilot to get inside or he will stab him!. Security start grabbing Hafthor because this isn’t a match anymore it’s murder!. Hafthor just stabs at the officials getting them away. OMG HE GETS INTO THE HELICOPTER AS THE PILOT STARTS FLYING UP AND UP. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE!. Was this a plan or set up by Hafthor!?. Oh noooo the referee is watching from below having no idea what to do!. This is insane!. Hafthor, Lars and the pilot are a good 100 foot into the sky!. We can barely see what’s going on with our cameras zoomed in!. Lars tries to fight back...FIREBALL FROM HAFTHOR TO LARS FACE!.
Wait...there’s something in the helicopter with Hafthor/Lars...that’s a box of some kind. Hafthor is blocking the camera view so we can’t see what’s happening...Hafthor seems to be putting Lars into a box?. There’s a rope on the box as well...NO....NO...LARS IS PUSHING THE BOX WITH LARS INSIDE OUT OF THE HELICOPTER!...OMG LARS IS HANGING UPSIDE DOWN IN A CRUCIFIX COFFIN BOX WITH A ROPE ATTACHED DANGLING 100 FEET HIGH!. THIS IS THE MOST INSANE MATCH IN EAM HISTORY!. It was a damn upside down crucifix box hanging off the helicopter with a rope. This is a view we’ll never ever forget in EAM history. Hafthor then signals the end...NO...WHAT...HE’S RIPPING THE ROPE WITH HIS HAND...NO...WAAAAAH HOLY FUCKING SHIT...LARS FALLS 100 FOOT OUT OFF THE HELICOPTER IN THE CRUCIFIX DOWN INTO THE WATER BELOW!!!. OMG THIS IS THE MOST INSANE THING WE’VE EVER SEEN!. Hafthor fires up in the helicopter as Lars is drowning!. The box is going under water. The referee sees this and rings the bell it’s over!. The winner of this match...HAFTHOR!. The referee has called for the bell and gives Hafthor the win but it might as well be by murder!. There’s no way the pinfall can be in the ring so this one is thankfully over.
Hafthor is forcing the pilot to go down now!. The pilot is struggling here. He’s getting scared by Hafthor who’s threatening him as well!. Wait...the weight off Hafthor is causing the helicopter to shake...oh no...the helicopter is shaking and the pilot is losing control...NO NO AAAAAAH...THE HELICOPTER CRASHES INTO THE SIDE OF THE CRUISE...EXPLODING ON IMPACT!!!. HOLY FUCK THE CRUISE JUST SHOOK. THE WHOLE CRUISE JUST SHIFTED LIKE AN EARTHQUAKE!. Hafthor and the pilot might be dead!!!!. We just witnessed a helicopter crashing into the side of the cruise and exploding!. What happens now?. This has an Owen Hart fall feeling to this as the fans and announcers have gone silent. Officials/security personal have gone right over towards the crash and are checking for damage to the cruise. Luckily there’s only a few marks but the helicopter is burning in the water with no Hafthor or pilot in sight...oh man this might truly be the end of EAM...hopefully everything will be okay but we could be in a lot of trouble. Maybe they jumped out just in time. Hopefully we can get an update on Lars/Braun/Hafthor and the pilot as we cut away with EAM officials deciding on what to do and if we should continue the show but for now the fate of all three men are unknown.
—————WE TAKE A 15 MINUTE BREAK WHILE EAM OFFICIALS CLEAR UP THE MESS AND DECIDE WHAT TO DO AND IT’S DECIDED THAT THE SHOW MUST GO ON————-
3-On-3 Winner Takes It All Matchup For The EAM Tag Titles & The Ornate Prime Title
reDragon (Kyle O'Reilly & Bobby Fish) & Adam Cole (c) Vs The Young Bucks (Nick & Matt) & Kenny Omega
Fans are still reeling from what we just saw but in wrestling the show must always go on and what a huge match this is. The winners take all the belts. Elite have not won any belts tonight and want to win three right here. 3 members of Undisputed Era/Elite and we have been told that Strong/Page will not be at ringside. Cole has had the Ornate title for a while now unlike reDragon who have held the titles for a month. Bucks want the belts back. We get the introductions and here we go!. Back and forth match, signature/finishing, high flying and double team spots from all men throughout the match. Big brawl for the first few minutes of the match. Omega and Cole fight outside the ring while Dragon dive over the top rope followed by the Bucks taking everyone out!. Bucks are back in the ring and start a superkickparty!. Superkick to Cole, Dragon then almost the ref but they fight back and Era do a superkick party of their own!.
SUPERKICK TO BUCKS AND OMEGA TAKING THEM DOWN!. Cole jumps off Bucks back and nails Panama sunrise to Omega!. Bucks with a More bang for your bucks to Cole 1 2 No. Elite are just falling apart as they haven’t won any matches tonight. ReDragon come in taking Bucks to the corner. Dragon sit them on top, Cole and Omega join in...TOWER OF DOOM TO ALL SIX MEN. A series of covers for only a 2 count. reDragon take out Omega with Way of the Dragon. Bucks take down Dragon right after. Bucks with a double superkick to Cole. Bucks look for the cover but just not enough. Omega is back in as Elite fire up. OMEGA DRIVER TO COLE...1...2...NO Cole kicks out. Dragon come in taking down Omega. Bucks and Dragon face off eye to eye.
Big brawl between all four men with Bucks getting the better of it...MELTZER DRIVER...1...2...COLE BREAKS IT UP. Quick fast tags throughout this one. Some more brawling between these six men as the end of the match is coming with the sun also beginning to go down here in the Caribbean. Nick Jackson and Kenny Omega looking for a springboard...TRIPLE SUPERKICK KNOCK OMEGA AND JACKSON INTO THE WATER AT RINGSIDE!. reDragon look for a springboard but Matt Jackson superkicks both of them into the pool on the opposite side of the ring!. MATT LOOKS FOR A ROLL UP ON COLE...1...2...NO!. Superkick by Matt to Cole...they are the last two in the ring and it’s all down to Matt!. Springboard 450 by Matt to Cole...1...2...KICK OUT. Matt looks for a final superkick to his former partner...COLE REVERSES IT TAKING HIM DOWN. PANAMA SUNRISE TO MATT RIGHT AFTER...1...2...3 HE GOT IT!. Cole pins Matt which means they keep the tag and ornate prime titles. Cole helps Dragon into the ring as they celebrate the win. Finally a match without new champions but once again the Elite lose. They are just crumbling match by match. Maybe not that big of a threat after all. Dragon and Cole celebrate their win in the ring as cut away.
AJ Lee's Retirement Matchup
AJ Lee Vs Alexa Bliss
Our penultimate match of the evening and this one is going to get emotional. What a career AJ Lee has had but she has decided to end it. Can she break the final match rule?. Alexa comes out getting boos and seems to be happy and proud that she’s ending the career of AJ. Out comes AJ Lee next getting a huge ovation from the crowd as she walks over and wow look at this...CM PUNK IS IN THE CROWD!. A very rare wrestling appearance by CM Punk. AJ kisses Punk before she enters the ring. We get the introductions and here we go!. ‘Thank you AJ’ chants reign out before the match even begins. What a show it has been with only one match remaining so it’s almost an honor this match is having before the main event but she deserves it. Alexa is the new younger and future face of the company that would love to win this.
Back and forth match between the girls with AJ locking in an Octopus Stretch already!. This one could be over!. Alexa’s about to tap!...BLISS TURNS IT INTO A SPINNING BACKBREAKER. Alexa starts beating down Lee for the next couple of minutes. Bliss with a moonsault kneedrop for a 2 count. Bliss goes to the top but Lee gets up in time. SUPERPLEX OFF THE TOP ROPE TO BLISS...1...2...NO Bliss kicks out just. AJ nails a slam and leg drop for another 2. Lee with an enquigiri then a dragon screw legwhip. Lee nails a siderussian legsweep for a 2 count. Lee with a jump up rana to Bliss. Lee with a full nelson suplex into the corner. Lee looks for a crossbody but Alexa rolls through nailing the fallaway slam. Bliss moves Lee close to the ropes. MOONSAULT KNEEDROP OFF THE TOP ROPE...1...2...LEE kicks out somehow. Bliss with a sling blade followed by a sunset flip yoshi tonic...1...2...Lee kicks out. Bliss goes to the top looking for her finisher...LEE MOVES OUT THE WAY...1...2...Bliss kicks out.
Lee looks for her finisher but Bliss turns it around into a neckbreaker. Lee keeps trying to her up but Bliss just pushes her down to the mat. Bliss taunts and laughs at AJ calling her old and washed up. WAIT...AJ PICKS UP BLISS...BAAAAM GTS....SHE HIT HER HUSBANDS FINISHER...1...2...NO BLISS KICKS OUT. What an ending that would have been. Fans are cheering for AJ to do this. Lee locks in the Octopus Stretch for the final time!...BLISS IS STRUGGLING...SHE’S GONNA TAP...BLISS JUST MAKES IT TO THE TURNBUCKLES. Bliss begins to climb the turnbuckles with the submission still on. Bliss kicks off Lee to the mat. Bliss stands on the top rope...SHE’S GOING FOR IT...TWISTED BLISS OFF THE TOP ROPE SHE GOT IT...1...2...3...IT’S OVER!. Just like that her career is over...wow this is shocking to see.
Bliss gets the win in this match ending Lee’s career. Fans chant ‘thank you AJ’ after this match as Bliss stands in the ring. Lee gets up while Bliss extends her hand?. Lee is about to shake and almost a passing of the torch...NO BLISS JUST FAKED HER OUT AND PUSHES HER TO THE GROUND!. Fans boo this as Punk comes in the ring to check on Lee. Bliss mocks Lee/Punk and you have to feel bad for them. They really haven’t had it great over the past couple of years and this is a bad ending. Bliss does the boo boo face as Punk stares down. Bliss pushes Punk and says what are you gonna do hit a woman?. BLISS SLAPS PUNK...CM PUNK PICKS HER UP...GTS TO ALEXA BLISS HAHA!. Punk couldn’t take it anymore and laid out Bliss. Punk raises Lee’s hand for the final time with fans chanting please don’t go as we cut away.
Submission Matchup For The EAM Womens Title
Becky Lynch (c) Vs Ronda Rousey
What a show it has been but now it is time for our main event of the evening for the EAM Women’s Championship!. One of the greatest EAM shows in history is coming to a close with the sun down here in the Caribbean. Ronda wants her title back after losing for the first ever time against Becky last time but she’s never tapped out. Becky who went from being suspended, winning the MITB and becoming champion all in one night and main eventing the PPV after. Pretty incredible. Hopefully there’s no interference in this one and it can be a clean finish. Both of these girls use submissions as their finisher remember so it should be interesting and don’t forget that Ronda is still EAM World Champion so if Becky beats her then maybe she could even get a title match in the future?. It’s kind of cool how the EAM World title has been relaxed and forgotten about for a while to focus on other belts just for now. Ronda comes out first getting huge boos. It’s amazing how things change in one month as she went from being one of the most popular to a big heel. Becky comes to next getting a huge ovation from the crowd. We get the introductions and here we go!. BELLY TO BELLY BY RONDA. A SECOND AND A THIRD. GERMAN SUPLEX, A SECOND AND A THIRD. Ronda just like all of her matches is looking for the quick finish. SAMBO SUPLEX INTO THE CORNER. SAITO SUPLEX INTO THE OTHER. HALF NELSON SUPLEX TO BECKY NOW. RONDA ROLLS THROUGH...BAAAM PIPER’S PIT SHE GOT IT...RONDA LOCKS IN HER ARMBAR!!!...OMG SHE’S DESTROYING BECKY IN SECONDS...BECKY HAS TO TAP!...the fans are chanting holy shit already. Becky is rolling around, picks Ronda up and tries to powerbomb her into the turnbuckles.
BECKY THROWS RONDA OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE FLOOR BELOW WITH A POWERBOMB...HER BACK CRACKS ON THE OUTSIDE APRON!. Becky goes to the top rope crossbody off the top takes her down. Becky throws Ronda into the pool...Lou thesz press into the pool on Ronda!. Both girls fight it out in the pool pulling hair and trying to drown each other!. RONDA LOCKS IN A HEAD SUBMISSION WHILE IN THE WATER!. Becky somehow spinebusters Ronda onto the side of the hard pool to break it up. Both girls get out soaking wet but continue to fight. They fight back into the ring as Becky locks in a Boston crab...Ronda gets to the ropes to break it up. Becky continues the beatdown nailing the sit out scoop slam and leg drop. Becky nails the slingblade lariat to Ronda. Becky with a deadlift fallaway slam. Becky slams Ronda down and runs the ropes...what is she doing...she’s looking for her boyfriends finisher!...CURBSTOMP TO RONDA SHE GOT IT!. Shades of Seth!. It doesn’t matter though because there’s no pinfalls. Becky picks up Ronda again looking for the God’s Last Gift another one of her boyfriend’s moves...she got it!. BECKY HOLDS ONTO THE ARM...SHE LOCKS IT IN...THE DISARMHER...BECKY HAS HER FINISHER LOCKED IN ON RONDA...SHE’S GONNA TAP FOR THE FIRST TIME...NO RONDA TURNS ON HER STOMACH. Ronda is a submission expert remember. Ronda’s extending her arm making Becky extend hers. Becky picks Ronda up in that position...WHEELBARROW REVERSE FACE SPINEBUSTER TO RONDA...BECKY LOCKS IT BACK IN!.
Becky is kicking the face of Ronda as the fans are going wild!. Just give up Ronda you’ll still have the world title!. Ronda is again fighting but she just can’t...SHE TAPS...SHE’S TAP...WAIT...NO...WHO’S THAT...THAT’S SHAYNA, DUKE AND SHAFIR...NOOOO...THE FANS BOO AS HORSEWOMEN SAVE RONDA JUST IN TIME!. Horsewomen of MMA beatdown Becky giving Ronda time to recover. WAIT...CHARLOTTE, SASHA AND BAYLEY ARE HERE....THERE’S A BRAWL IN THE RING WITH THE SIX OF THEM!. This feud really needs to end soon!. Becky is laid out on the ground as Ronda is standing over her. All six girls fight outside the ring and some fall into the pool!. Both pools are full of horsewomen!. Officials/security try to sort them out and eventually they do and remove Charlotte/Sasha/Bayley/Shayna/Shafir/Duke from the pools and ringside area. Ronda is distracted by this shouting at the officials because they are making them leave...FROM BEHIND...THAT’S WHAT THE HELL...NIA JAX IS HERE!. JAX LARIATS RONDA TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!. RUNNING CANNONBALL IN THE CORNER TO BECKY!. Jax picks Becky up...SAMOAN DROP TO LYNCH!. Jax is ruining this match for everyone...she just does not care!. Jax stands over both girls getting boos from the audience...HERE SHE IS...THAT’S AWESOME KONG...SHE’S BACK...KONG RUNS INTO THE RING AS JAX SEES THIS SHE QUICKLY LEAVES AND RUNS AROUND THE RING. Kong is chasing her but Jax to too slow. Jax runs away from the ring...KONG SPEARS JAX INTO THE SIDE OF THE CRUISE WALL!. Kong is beating down Jax haha!. Stop this bully...finally she’s getting what she deserves!. Jax crawls on top of the cruise wall telling Kong to stop and pleading with her to stop.
Kong looks around at the fans and they’re chanting to keep going....OH NO...DON’T DO THIS...WAAAH KONG PUSHES JAX OFF THE CRUISE TO THE WATER BELOW!!!...JESUS THAT WAS LIKE A TSUNAMI...THE SHIP JUST MOVED AGAIN!. Man the harpoons!. Kong celebrates with the fans as we see the final cruise fall of the night!. I’m sure this one isn’t over but this match isn’t over yet!. Back in the ring Ronda is up standing over Becky’s body. She rolls onto her picking her up...SHE’S GOING FOR IT...PIPER’S PIT TO BECKY...RONDA LOCKS IN HER ARMBAR!. NO, NOT LIKE THIS...IT’S ALL OVER!. There’s nobody left, no distractions and the referee is fully focused on these two!. RONDA’S ABOUT TO MAKE BECKY TAP...COME ON BECKY...FANS ARE GETTING INTO THIS ONE...no Becky can’t make it...the referee checks her arms...1...2...BECKY GETS THE ARM UP!. SHE HOLDS ON SOMEHOW...RONDA LOCKS IT IN HARDER BY GETTING ON HER KNEES. BAAAAAM WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT...SUPERKICK TO RONDA ROUSEY...THAT’S...HOLY FUCK IT’S KENNY OMEGA!!!. What the hell is going on!...OMG HE’S CASHING IN...NOBODY THOUGHT THIS WOULD HAPPEN!. People forgot he even was the briefcase holder!. Omega gives the case to the referee and here we go!!!. Omega throws Becky out of the the ring into the pool at ringside and I guess this means that the match is ruled a no contest and Becky wins keeping her title!. OMEGA WAITS FOR RONDA TO GET UP ON THE ROPES...V TRIGGER...KNEE TO THE FACE...COVER...1...2...RONDA KICKS OUT!. This is amazing!. Two cash ins in two months and Ronda does not want to lose her last title!.
What a smart and shocking surprise this is by Omega and fans don’t know what to feel because both of them aren’t really faces as he signals the Omega Driver...OMEGA DRIVER TO RONDA...SHE ROLLS THROUGH...BAAAM PIPER’S PIT TO OMEGA...PIPER’S PIT TO OMEGA...1...2...HE KICKS OUT...RONDA LOCKS IN THE ARMBAR!. Omega’s in trouble...Ronda is not letting this belt go!. Omega tries to fight back!...Ronda won’t let her career tumble down in one month...OMEGA CAN’T...HE’S ABOUT TO...NO HE FAKES THE PASS OUT...OMEGA ROLLS RONDA ONTO HIS SHOULDERS STANDING BACK UP IN THE RING...HE’S GOING FOR IT...THE ONE WINGED ANGEL...THE ONE HANDED ELECTRIC CHAIR DRIVER...HE GETS IT...NOBODY HAS EVER KICKED OUT OF THIS MOVE...1...2...NO WAY...3...HOLY FUCK HE GOT IT!. Kenny Omega is World Champion!!!. Just like that in one night Elite go from being a team that went being weak and losing to winning the main title!. You should never ever forget about the world title and a lot of us did!. Ronda was great though and she still has never tapped out and has the Horsewomen name. Becky gets to keep her title also but it must be heart breaking for Ronda. Omega quickly grabs the belt and runs up the cruise steps to the top we saw earlier. Omega sits on the top of the cruise holding his title high and there’s no doubt that Omega will want to take this title all the way to the main event of Grandslam in a few months time. LOOK AT THIS...THE REST OF THE ELITE HAVE JOINED HIM!. The Elite are celebrating high in the sky with champagne pouring it over Omega and there’s even fireworks going off!. Scurll/Page/Brandi/Cody/Bucks/Omega all celebrate and prove that they are still a threat in EAM!. The Bucks then drop a giant ELITE sign off the top and sides of the cruise hanging them down from the cruise for everyone to see!. Ronda is on her knees in the ring holding her head clearly devastated about what just happened. What a night it has been and surely one of the best in EAM history but also a horrible ending for EAM. Elite lift Omega high on their shoulders while he holds his title as we fade to black.
