A Supershow, Live from Tallinn, Estonia

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Popcorn Match
Originally described a post-intermission match viewed as not important enough to keep fans from trips to the concession stands. Now describes a more lighthearted match designed to provide relief of dramatic tension.
Show starts backstage. There’s a buzz in the arena tonight, as the fans are clearly excited for EAM's first ever visit to the country of Estonia. The a EAM Legend and Hall Of Famer steps in front of the camera. Colt Cabana steps into frame, already smiling. He adjusts his wrist tape, nodding to himself before looking into the camera.
You know… I’ve been called a lot of things in my time.
Underrated.
Unorthodox.
Officer.
Goon.
Scott.
Scotty.
Boom Boom.
But today? I’m flattered.
Because the EAM Intercontinental Champion — the cool, calm, hands-in-his-pockets king of whatever vibe he’s on — decided to say my name.
(Colt chuckles.)
You didn’t have to do that, man. You didn’t have to talk about my legacy. You didn’t have to say I’ve still “got it.” You didn’t have to throw out that little… offer. But you did anyway.
And when a champion opens the door like that? When he says, “Hey Colt, if you think you can hang, step up”?
Well…
Colt " Boom Boom " Cabana doesn’t ignore an invitation.
(He spreads his arms.)
You think I’ve still got what it takes?
You think I can still go?
You think I can still lace up the boots and dance with the best?
Buddy… I’ve been dancing my whole career.
Different styles. Different countries. Different generations. And I’ve made a living proving that you can smile, have fun… and still knock somebody’s teeth out if you have to.
So here’s the deal, champ.
You put the offer on the table.
I’m picking it up.
I will gladly lace up my boots for one more dance.
Not because I need the spotlight.
Not because I need validation.
But because an Intercontinental Championship around my waist? That sounds real nice.
(His tone shifts slightly — still light, but focused.)
You might be the king of chill. The master of doing more by doing less. And I respect that. I really do.
But when that bell rings?
There’s no hands in pockets.
There’s no half-speed.
There’s no coasting.
There’s just you, me… and that strap.
And if you truly believe I’ve still got what it takes…
Then you better believe I’m coming to take it!
(He taps the camera and leaves the scene. We can clearly hear him singing as he leaves down the hallway; " At the copa, Copacabana.....)
The camera cut's to the show's vignette...
EAM Intergender Tag Team Championships Matchup
Seth Rollins & Becky Lynch (c) Vs John Morrison & Taya Valkyrie
The energy in the arena is electric as the "Power Couple" of WWE defends against the globetrotting excellence of Morrison and Valkyrie. The match begins with a technical masterclass between Rollins and Morrison, two athletes who seem to defy gravity. Morrison connects with a Moonlight Drive, but Rollins rolls through into a superkick.
When the women tag in, the physicality shifts. Taya uses her size advantage to ground Becky, hitting a devastating powerbomb. However, "The Man" rallies, catching Taya in a Dis-arm-her attempt. Morrison breaks it up, leading to a chaotic sequence of "anything you can do, I can do better" maneuvers. Morrison goes for Starship Pain, but Rollins pulls him off the ropes. In the confusion, Becky hits the Manhandle Slam on Taya while Seth catches Morrison mid-air with a Stomp. Rollins pins Morrison while Becky keeps Taya at bay. The champions retain through sheer synchronicity.
Winners and still EAM Intergender Tag Team Champions: Seth Rollins And Becky Lynch
Singles Matchup
Eli Drake Vs Will Ospreay
This is a clash of styles: Drake’s old-school powerhouse "Talk to 'em" swagger against Ospreay’s revolutionary aerial assault. Drake attempts to slow the pace with heavy lariats and neckbreakers, but Ospreay keeps finding windows for Handspring Enziguris and Os-Cutters.
The frustration boils over for Drake when Ospreay kicks out of a Blunt Force Trauma. Drake drags Ospreay to the outside, slamming him into the steel steps. Ospreay recovers and hits a spectacular Space Flying Tiger Drop over the barricade into the front row. The two warriors begin brawling through the audience, trading stiff forearms and using chairs as weapons. The referee’s count reaches ten, but neither man cares. They are deep in the crowd, disappearing into a sea of fans as the bell rings for a Double Count-Out.
Match ends in a Double count out
Tag Team Matchup
Kings Of Wrestling (Triple C & Chris Hero) Vs "Hellraiser" Eemi Helén & "Back Breaker" Dylan Broda
The Kings of Wrestling (Triple C & Chris Hero) showcase why they are considered one of the greatest tandems in history. Hero’s elbows are like guided missiles, while Triple C controls the flow with tactical precision. Across the ring, Helén and Broda play the role of the gritty underdogs. Broda lives up to his name, catching Hero in a backbreaker rack that nearly ends the contest early.
Helén brings the "Hellraiser" energy, diving through the ropes to take out Triple C. However, the Kings' experience shines. They isolate Broda, hitting a devastating KRS-One (Hero's roaring elbow into a Triple C powerbomb). Hero makes the cover for the three-count.
Winners: Kings of Wrestling
As the Kings celebrate, the mood shifts. Triple C raises Hero's hand, but Hero abruptly pulls away. Without a word, Hero levels Triple C with a vicious Rolling Elbow to the back of the head. As Triple C lies unconscious, Hero stands over his long-time partner, discarding his "Kings" gear and leaving the ring alone.
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As we get back from commercial break we go backstage where it is awfully quiet. Too quiet for a night like this. We see Danhausen standing in front of a large production crate, muttering to himself.
DANHAUSEN:
Very nice week for Danhausen, yes. Very evil. Very victorious. Big red friend appears, very helpful. Prince man very angry, yes—
(A loud thud echoes. Footsteps approach. The camera pans — Prince Devitt steps into frame, jaw tight, eyes burning.)
Devitt doesn’t smile.
He doesn’t blink.
He just stares.
DEVITT:
You think this is funny?
(Danhausen slowly turns.)
DANHAUSEN:
Ah. Prince Devitt. You look… how do you say… emotionally unstable.
DEVITT (stepping closer):
Last week was supposed to be a lesson. Another reminder of where you stand in this company.
Beneath me.
Instead? You hide behind monsters.
You can’t fight your own battles, so you call for help?
(Danhausen clutches his chest in mock offense.)
DANHAUSEN:
Danhausen did not “call.” Danhausen simply exists. Big red fire man does not like bullies, yes. Very sensitive about that.
DEVITT (seething):
You embarrassed me.
(Devitt shoves the crate aside with his boot.)
You think that makes you untouchable? You think standing next to a legend like—
(A slow, heavy sound interrupts him. A deep mechanical groan echoes down the hallway.)
Both men freeze.
The lights flicker.
And from the shadows steps Kane.
Towering. Silent. Eyes locked on Devitt.
Devitt exhales sharply, jaw tightening — but he doesn’t back down.
DEVITT:
You again.
KANE (low, controlled):
I warned you.
(A step closer.)
I told you to keep your hands off him.
You didn’t listen.
(Devitt squares up, defiant.)
DEVITT:
You think I’m afraid of you? This doesn’t concern you. This is between me and the freak.
(Danhausen raises a hand.)
DANHAUSEN:
Very rude. Danhausen prefers “curse specialist.”
KANE (ignoring Danhausen, eyes never leaving Devitt):
I warned you once.
Now I’m warning you twice.
Keep.
Your hands.
Off.
Danhausen.
(Devitt steps right into Kane’s space, refusing to yield.)
DEVITT:
Or what?
(Silence.)
That’s when Kane grabs him by the throat.
Gasps from off-camera crew members.
Devitt struggles, trying to pry Kane’s hand away — but Kane doesn’t budge.
KANE:
You should have listened.
Kane turns —
AND DRIVES DEVITT BACKWARD THROUGH THE DRYWALL.
The wall explodes in a cloud of dust and debris as Devitt crashes through it, disappearing into the adjacent room.
Alarms start blaring. Officials scream off-camera.
Danhausen peers through the hole in the wall.
DANHAUSEN:
Ohhhh. Very structural damage. Very expensive.
(He looks up at Kane.)
Danhausen appreciates the fiery customer service.
Kane doesn’t respond. He simply stares through the hole at Devitt’s motionless body… then slowly turns and walks away as smoke and dust linger in the air.
Camera zooms in on Devitt trying to stir amidst the rubble as EMT's storms the scene. The camera cut's back to the arena, where Daniel Bryan and Nigel McGuiness reply to what we just witnessed. Both men in awe of what they have ben witnessing. But they don't get much time to cope with it right now, as our next match of the evening is about to start, and Cm Punk's music cranks the arena speakers, getting a very big pop from the Estonian audience...
Singles Matchup
Kenny Omega Vs Cm Punk
A "Dream Match" that lived up to the hype from the opening bell. The "Best in the World" and the "Best Bout Machine" trade holds for twenty minutes, exhausting their arsenals. Omega hits a V-Trigger that nearly takes Punk’s head off, but Punk survives a Snap Dragon Suplex to lock in the Anaconda Vise.
Just as Omega begins to fade, AJ Styles appears on the apron. The referee is distracted by Styles, who slides into the ring and levels Omega with a Phenomenal Forearm—a confusing move that seems aimed at hurting Omega more than helping Punk. Styles then turns to Punk, but Punk ducks a clothesline, sending Styles tumbling over the ropes.
Capitalizing on the chaos, Punk lifts a dazed Omega for the Go To Sleep. Despite the interference meant to ruin the match, Punk connects cleanly. He collapses onto Omega for the hard-fought victory as Styles watches with a smirk from the ramp.
Winner: CM Punk
Just a couple of minutes after the match, general manager Randy Orton meet up with Punk and Styles backstage, telling them to get their shit together, or else. This is not how professional wrestlers on their level behaves. If they need to settle their differences, they will do it in the ring, because that's how we solve things in EAM Promotions. So tomorrow night, at the PPV. It will be Cm Punk Vs AJ Styles!
Singles Matchup
AJ Lee Vs Candice LeRae
This match is a showcase of technical wrestling turned personal. AJ Lee uses her agility to outmaneuver "The Poison Pixie," but LeRae’s aggressive streak proves difficult to contain. The two trade submissions, with AJ locking in the Black Widow only for Candice to reach the ropes.
The match takes a dark turn when LeRae loses her composure. She traps AJ against the turnbuckle, using the middle ring rope to choke her. The referee begins his count: 1... 2... 3... 4... Candice refuses to let go, her eyes wide with rage. The referee reaches 5 and signals for the bell. Even as the DQ is announced, Candice has to be physically pried away by officials. AJ Lee wins the match, but she is left gasping for air on the canvas.
Winner by DQ: AJ Lee
Fatal 4-Way Matchup
Rex Steiner Vs Jon Moxley Vs Tommaso Ciampa Vs Logan Paul
The ring is a whirlwind of violence. Moxley immediately brings out the chairs, brawling with Ciampa on the floor, while Steiner and Paul showcase their athleticism inside. Steiner is a force of nature, tossing Logan Paul across the ring with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex that looks effortless.
Moxley and Ciampa bring the fight back inside, leading to a four-way tower of doom spot from the corner. Steiner seems to have the match won after hitting a Steiner Screwdriver on Ciampa, but Moxley breaks up the pin with a Paradigm Shift.
As the referee is distracted by Moxley and Ciampa brawling toward the ramp, Aaron Stevens suddenly emerges from beneath the ring. He is unnoticed by the officials. Stevens slides a pair of Golden Brass Knuckles to Logan Paul. Steiner turns around, catching Paul, but Logan strikes first. He cracks Steiner across the jaw with the weighted fist. Steiner goes down like a ton of bricks. Logan tosses the knuckles back to Stevens, who disappears, and Paul makes the cover. The referee slides back in to count the three. Logan Paul steals the victory in a match he had no business winning.
Winner: Logan Paul