Breaking news: Brock Lesnar WILL fight again

[Konan]

Thanks to BloodyElbow.com for the recap:

They just showed Brock Lesnar and Dana White sitting in the studio, looking like they've got some things to say.

Lesnar's telling his story. Initially diagnosed with mononucleosis. He's bashing Canadian health care.

He was stricken with a 104 degree fever in Canada. Then came back to the States where they found a hole in his stomach.

They gave him an option to heal on his own or get a colostomy bag. He went 11 days without food or water -- being fed intravenously.

Then he healed -- when doctors went back in, they couldn't find a hole in his stomach at all.

Lesnar claims "there is literally no sign of anything even existing in there." Meaning presumably that he's 100% healed.

Lesnar and White say that Lesnar’s illness should have ended his career, but it is a “miracle” he has returned to full health.

UFC 111: Carwin vs. Mir winner faces Lesnar this summer if healthy. If not, Nogueira vs Cain winner will face Lesnar.

[The Mac]

he didnt bash all of canada he bashed brandon hospital in manitoba he said he loves canada and canadians and that the hospital he went to was ill equiped