doctor & 3 patients

[the phenomenal sid]

One morning at a doctor's surgery a patient arrives complaining of
Serious

back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him" OK, what happened to
your

back?"





The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club? This

morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my
bedroom.

On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door
was

open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I
looked

down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing
himself.

I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him. That's how I strained my
back"





The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The

doctor said "My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible.What
the

hell happened to you?" He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for
a

while now .Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my
alarm

and was running late. I was running out of the building, getting
dressed at

the same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge."





The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two
patients

do. The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the hell happened to

youuuuuu.....?" "Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from
the

3rd floor"

[avalanche4life]

lol, kinda stupid but its gives you a little laugh.

[Edgecutioner]

i liked that one

[Pritch]

Lol thats funny,