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To J.R i'm going to beat your friend like a government dog!

To J.R You like knobberslockers!

To J.R The last time I saw that stupid crooked smile on your face I got-a so mad, then I realized that stupid crooked smile is there all the time!

To Chris Jericho Listen, KYJ!

Look at me I'm Jerry stupid Lawler!

I'm Jerry Lawler, I make fun of women because I have no self esteem!

I'm Jerry Lawler, I like Puppies, I like big puppies, little puppies, clean puppies and dirrrty puppies!

After stealing Jerry Lawler's sandwich Ha, look Jerry, I have your delicious sandwich!

To Hardcore Holly & Cody Rhodes Maybe you can pose in balding tough guy who has a little friend with a girl's name magazine!

To Sandman I make love to the beautiful Maria, you make love to your stick!

Carlito likes to swap spit with men who dont want to be cool!"

Ill open a can of the ass whip and spray it over your big fat head!

Those are the real bottom lines, because Santino Marella say it be so!"

In case Stone Cold does turn up, I brought this, a paper bag, so he can try and act his way out of it!

Stone Cold, the fact of the matter is, when it comes to your acting, we are all the Condemmed!

I dont want to buy a subscription to Playboy magazine. Why buy the cow when someone will let you milk them for free!

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