Man Arrested After Trying to Have Sex with ATM, Picnic Table

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MURFREESBORO, Tenn. — A man was arrested at a Tennessee bar on Friday night after he allegedly attempted to have sex with an ATM and a picnic table, according to WATE.


Lonnie Hutton, 49, walked into the Boro Bar on Friday night, pulled down his pants and attempted to have sexual intercourse with an ATM, according to an arrest warrant obtained by WATE.


Officers responded and found Hutton nude from the waist down and walking around the bar thrusting his hips.
The man was taken outside where he was told to sit on a wooden picnic table. According to the arrest report, he “exposed himself again and engaged in sexual intercourse with the wooden picnic table.”


Hutton, who smelled of alcohol and had slurred speech, was charged with public intoxication and booked into the Rutherford County jail.

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