10 most stupid questions' people usually ask in obvious situations :
1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on
your feet...
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try
again.
3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter...
Stupid Question:- Is the "Butter chicken " dish good??
Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We
occassionaly also spit in it.
5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after
years
Stupid Question:- when i last saw you,you were sooo small.you've become so big now!!
Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.and i am eating the fertiliser that we give our banana tree
6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating ,insensitive lout...it's
just the money.
7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa
marry or not. You thought I was sleeping.... you dumb witted moron !!
8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding......
9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.
10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman in your office asks...
Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke ?
Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle ............it was a piece of chalk and
now
it's in flames
hahahahahaah...have fun eh.....
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09-20-2006, 08:19 AM #1Screwed up in a HOSTEL
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10 of the most stupid questons people ask
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09-23-2006, 01:48 PM #2Just me
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Another one I love is when your at the bus stop
Question: Has the bus been yet?
Answer: Yep, I'm just sitting here for the sake of it.HE loved us so much that HE paid the ultimate sacrifice so that WE wouldn't have to...
"For God so loved the world he gave his only son..." (John 3:16)
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10-10-2006, 01:54 AM #3avalanche4lifeGuest
rofl, i love 7,8,9 and 10. xD
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11-15-2006, 05:34 PM #4Ring Crew
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pretty funny stuff
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12-07-2006, 08:02 PM #5Random Guy# 6
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some of them happened to me
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01-02-2007, 05:57 AM #6On the bench!
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Lol thats funny.
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01-02-2007, 10:43 PM #7Ring Crew
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Thats some funny stuff, i'll have to try and use some sometime. lol
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01-03-2007, 05:04 AM #8Main Eventer
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Didn't like number 6
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