* Is it in yet?
* (phone rings) Hello? Oh, nothin', and you?
* Do I have to pay for this?
* You look better in the dark.
* I think that goes in the other hole...
* Hey! My mom has that same bra...
* I hope you don't expect a raise for this...
* Hurry up, the game is about to start.
* ZzZzZz
* Are you trynna be funny?
* Can I have a ride home after this?
* Are those real?
* Is that smell coming from you?
* Haven't you ever done this before?
* I'm out of condoms, can I use a sock?
* You're so much like your sister....
* Your mom is really cute.
* What's your name again?
* Do I have to be here in the mornin'?
* A second time? I barely stayed awake the first time!
* But you just started!
* Don't touch that!
* Smile for the camera, honey!
* I wanna see how many quarters I can fit in there.
* I knew you wore a padded bra!
* You wanted me to use a condom?
* Hold on, let me change the channel...
* Hope you don't mind I left my boots on.
* Hurry up, the motor's runnin'.
* Stop breathin'...you're foggin' up the wind-shield.
* Stop innerruptin' me!
* It's okay, honey, I can imagine that it's bigger.
* God, I wish you were a real woman.
* Why can't you ever shave your legs?
* How much do I owe you?
* How come we each have a penis?
* Just use your finger, its bigger.
* Does your family have to watch?
* We'll try again later when you can satisfy me too.
* Get off me, I'll do it myself!
* Watch...my mom taught me this...
* Damn girl! My tits are bigger than yours!
* Should I ask why you're bleedin'?
* I haven't had this much sex since I was a hooker!
* Wanna see me take out my glass eye?
* Is it okay if I tell my friends about this?
* I'm sob'rin' up and you're gettin' ugly!
* Don't squirm, you'll spill my beer.
* You don't sweat much for a fat chick
* Did I tell you where my cold sore came from?
* Can you take it out for a minute, I have to fart
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03-05-2006, 11:00 PM #1On the bench!
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What Not To Say During Sex
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03-06-2006, 02:41 AM #2the future of wrestling
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that shets funny
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03-06-2006, 03:15 AM #3Do It For The Kids
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Ah right! Don't say them! I got it now! Shit no wonder they kept slapping me!
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03-06-2006, 05:17 AM #4the future of wrestling
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:laugh: so you that one guy who played the 40year old version:agree:
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03-06-2006, 09:39 AM #5I am... McLovin!!
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good one's Angie .
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03-07-2006, 05:41 AM #6The King Of Metal
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lol, that was kool
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03-07-2006, 09:52 PM #7Karma Killer
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nice one real funny
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03-07-2006, 10:45 PM #8On the bench!
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LMAO Smile for the camera, honey!
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03-07-2006, 11:56 PM #9On the bench!
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Heres a few more to add to it.
Ok sis I see you from the door peaking..ya might as well join us and tell mom to come too.
Don't mind the red lights from my teddy bear that's the way it came.
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