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EAM World Heavyweight Championship Matchup
Keith Lee (c) Vs Will Ospreay
Welcome everybody to another extravagant PPV!. We get the fireworks, music video and introductions. We are one month after Grandslam and even if it may not be as big it’s just as crazy. Lot on the line tonight. Alot of things can change including titles so let’s waste no time and get to the show!. Our opening contest is for the World Title where we will all bask in Lee’s glory like the tag line says and it’s kind of cool that he won the main event of Grandslam but will be opening the show here in our curtain jerker. Out comes Will getting a mixed reaction who won this via briefcase at Grandslam. Lee comes out to the biggest ovation of the night and wants to prove its no fluke or a Dream like title reign. The bell rings and here we go. Oh bask in his glory chants from the crowd at the beginning. Will comes out with quick kicks and flips. Takedown and rolls. Will with a front superkick, followed by the Ozcutter right after that. He’s looking to end this early. DECAPITATOR AND A SECOND....COVER...1...LEE KICKS OUT. WILL GOES TO THE TOP....BAAAAM 450 SPLASH COVER....1...LEE KICKS OUT. Will goes to the top rope...BAAAAM 630 SPLASH...HE’S NOT DONE.....WAAAAH DOUBLE MOONSAULT...IT’S OVER...WILL COVERS LEE...1...2...KEITH LAUNCHES HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE AND OUT THE RING!. What an opening. Lee fires up...HE CHARGES THE ROPES...WAAAH BIG DIVE OVER THE TOP ROPE GOOD GOD RIGHT ON WILL. Lee runs around the ring....BAAAAAM POUNCE INTO THE CROWD. HE JUST SENT WILL INTO THE CROWD. He picks him up in a press throwing him over the top rope from outside the ring!. Lee gets in...BAAAM HUGE DROPKICK. He’s wasting no time. SPIRIT BOMB BY LEE. Fans are going crazy right now!. He signals the end....BIG BANG CATASTROPHE. HE’S NOT DONE. Lee goes to the top rope...300 POUND MOONSAULT OFF THE TOP ROPE...COVER...1...NO WAY...2...3...IT’S OVER!!!. OMG. LEE JUST DAMN NEAR BURIED WILL. WHAT A STATEMENT AND OPENING!. Lee celebrates his victory and nice effort by Will but he’s just on another level. This is exactly what he needed to do as well. Will is still laid out in the ring while Lee celebrates his win with the fans and we cut away. Big explosive start.
Pride Tag Team Championships Matchup
Heavy Machinery (c) Vs Lars Sullivan & Braun Strowman
We continue on this show with another title match this time for the Pride tag belts and what a huge hoss fight it is. Lars and Braun come out and I guess they don’t need a team name. Maybe Monster Among Freaks?. Freaks Among Men/Monsters?. They get boos from the crowd and of course just like Will they earned this title match at Grandslam. Could be a dangerous team to deal with in the future. Doesn’t mean they have to or will win now but anything can happen. Out come Heavy getting a major reaction. Shockingly loud actually. They also have a brand new theme song and attire!. Can still see Otis’ belly though. They come down to the ring as the bell rings and here we go for Heavy’s toughest challenge yet. Over 1000 pounds in this ring right now!. Back and forth big hoss fight from both teams. Huge moves. Barely any technical wrestling in this one. Just shoulder tackles/slams and headbutts/strong style moves. Braun with a dropkick takedown. Sullivan with a spear. Heavy comes back with a big double lariat and double splash to both men. A lot of new teams always have success and win but it’s not realistic since they’re newly together. Lot of problems still between the both of them. Tucker with a moonsault to both of them. Strowman with a powerbomb to Tucker over the top rope. Otis starts dancing and slams both Braun and Lars!. More falls from each side as Otis nails a double caterpillar. Braun and Lars come back with a double military press lifting Otis up and slamming him down!. Tucker pushes Braun into Lars which causes problems. Tonight we have two new teams going after titles remember. Lars starts pushing Braun but they stop. Lars with a diving headbutt to Tucker and a Freak Accident. Braun looks for a Chokeslam but it’s blocked. Lars pushes past Braun but he gets pissed and chokeslams Lars!. Uh oh. Otis then takes down Braun. OTIS NAILS THE CATERPILLAR TO LARS. Tucker trips up pulling Braun out of the ring. Tucker comes in and they’re going for it...TRACTOR AND TRAILOR!!!...THE FINISHER TO LARS...COVER...1...TUCKER DIVES ONTO BRAUN SO HE CAN’T COME BACK IN...2...3...IT’S OVER!. The bookies were close on this match. Lot of people thought that it would be it for Heavy but nope they remain champions again!. Heavy celebrate in the ring while dancing as Braun and Lars look at each other pissed outside the ring. Not sure if this means they’re breaking up or just have to continue as a team working together to hopefully get another title shot down the line. We cut away with Otis eating a fans chicken leg.
Dueling Kendosticks with dirty Tampons Matchup
Candyfloss Vs Priscilla Kelly
Up next a blizzare match that’s well definitely a first ever time concept. A disgusting match created by Kelly in which both girls will have kendos and on them will be used tampons!. Only way to win is by pinfall. The bell rings and here we go. Candy is the popular one in this while Kelly gets boos. Back and forth action with the sticks. Moves with the sticks as well. Side russian and slams for 2’s. They keep trying to put the ends of the sticks in each other’s mouths eew! Kelly shoves it down the throat of Floss noooo eew. Close 2 count after that. Floss comes back breaking her kendo over the back of Kelly. Which means she doesn’t have anything left but instead holds up the two pieces like light sabers. Both girls have tremendous marks across their backs which are now brusing and bleeding. Floss with the beat down for the next couple of minutes in complete control. Floss starts shoving it up Kelly’s ass!. Then one in the mouth like a spit roast. What is going on. Some this is awesome chants from the crowd haha. Floss then nails a pumphandle suplex while still in that move for a 2. She signals the end with a Floss Go Round but Kelly reverses with a shot right to the face, a bronco buster rubbing her vagina into her face before ripping of the tampon...shoving it down Floss’ thrust as she becomes to choke!. Kelly puts the kendo stick into the eye of Floss then smashes it off the turnbuckle holy shit that was dangerous. Could have blinded her. Floss rolls around in pain as Kelly makes the cover by sitting on her face...1...2...3 it’s over!. Kelly picks up the win and after the match celebrates by using the kendo like a strippers pole as we cut away.
Primetime Bitch Championship Matchup
Shotzi Blackhart (c) Vs Scarlett Bordeaux
Another title and women’s match up next and EAM has been really great for women. Lot of other companies are stupid or do it wrong but lot of things women have done here they have not done in other promotions. Scarlett comes out looking pissed and wants to win this and she could, she really really can. Out comes Shotzi to cheers while of course Scarlett gets boos. Back and forth action. Of course this is yet another case match that Scarlett earned. Kross will be happy and is definitely watching this cheering her on probably. Shotzi’s first defense as champion. Scarlett dominates early on using her assets and ass smashing. Shotzi comes back with her style. Shotzi with a bulldog and rana/ddt. Close falls from both. Scarlett tried to use some of Kross’ moves which is a good idea. Scarlett with a reversed rana driver for a 2. Reminds us of Candice LeRae. Scarlett with an X Factor for a 2. She looks for the brain buster on the top rope but Shotzi pushes her off nailing a big crossbody. Tornado DDT for a 2 also. Shotzi with a Spiked Helmet Driver for a 2 count. Scarlett with a reversed backbreaker and DDT. We have a lot of wrestling on this show so far. Grandslam was more about the glitz, glamour and backstage stuff but more in ring action on this PPV which is good. Scarlett looks for her finish but it gets reversed for a 2. They both get on the apron fighting it out as Shotzi nails an Ace Cutter on the outside apron ow!. Back in the ring with a ? Mark Kick, Reverse Cannonball and an Apron Sliced Bread for close 2’s. Scarlett comes back with a octopus stretch and tarantula submissions but just not enough. Scarlett looks for a straight jacket piledriver...Shotzi with a back body drop reversing it. She turns her over on her back...LOOK AT THIS...REVERSED SURFBOARD...WOW WHAT A MOVE. SCARLETT IS IN TROUBLE...THAT’S IT...SHE GIVES UP!. Shotzi keeps the title in a better than expected technical match. Shotzi celebrates her win after the match while Scarlett looks on pissed and is about to attack her but decides to stop and hold herself against from doing so. We cut away with Shotzi in her tank going up the rampway with the belt on the back!.
EAM Intergender Tag Team Championships Matchup
Seth Rollins & Becky Lynch (c) Vs Brian Cage & Melissa Santos
Yet another title match up next. Both teams come out and here we go!. Back and forth, signature, finishing, high flying, big bumps, double team moves throughout this one. Both teams look solid and get different reactions from the crowd. The Rollins get a mixed reaction but Melissa and Cage the expected cheers actually get a mixed reaction probably because of Melissa’s recent behavior and comments. Of course they have much more wrestling experience than the challengers which will help out here. Cage with a 619 and splash. Melissa with a few slams and choke outs. Becky with her submission moves and a Go to Hell outside the ring. Cage throws around Seth using his power and nailing the Weapon X for the close fall. They’ve been a successful team so far and champions and want to have a long reign with them. Cage with a dive onto Rollins who moves. BAAAAM CURBSTOMP OUTSIDE THE RING GOOD GOD. Rollins throws him back in the ring nailing a God’s Last Gift and then finishes it off with a Phoenix Splash as Melissa tries to come back into the ring to stop it. Of course she’s not really a proper wrestler but has gotten much better recently. Becky stops her locking in the Disarmher as Rollins goes for the cover and gets the 3 count!. Rollins and Lynch keep the titles but who will be next!?. They celebrate their title win as we cut away.
We go backstage for an interview with Shawn Michaels as Renee asks him about tonight and what he thinks of Canada. He plays up the bad guy role he has and starts insulting the sports teams. He calls Canadians soft pussy ass Americans who are jealous of our freedom!. Fans boo in the background. He then teases and mocks a screwjob tonight against Moxley. Renee clearly not happy since it’s her husband mockingly asks him what’s it like to be called and considered the greatest of all time as we now hear Bret chants. He’s about to speak about being the best of all time then...woooh wait a second...who’s that...a woman places her hand in front of the mic and Shawn and says...the greatest of all time?. Oh well it feels great Renee!. Look at how much I’ve done...it’s Mickie James!. Wow a what moment this is. The greatest male and female wrestler of all time face to face. They throw petty insults and start speaking about accomplishments. Shawn mocks her but Mickie says at least I still have a title!. He then says yea a tag title...lots of ooooh’s from the crowd. Mickie then mocks Shawn for retiring all those years ago and says think about how many Grandslams you could have main evented but nope you lost it...got old and retired and are now leeching off your old past and glory. You even lost your Grandslam record. Shawn says I still won at Grandslam so I’m technically still undefeated!. Mickie then says: you should just stay retired!. I’m Mrs Grandslam!. Mrs Main Event!. Mrs Icon!. Mrs Showstopper!. Mrs EAM!. MRS MELBY!. MICKIE MELBY!. Shawn laughs at this and says yea and we all know why...at least I didn’t blow my way to the top!....ooooh from the crowd. Mickie then says I’m sure Vince McMahon in the 90’s would have something to say something about that Shawn!. Clearly referencing the rumor that they slept with each other. This continues on before they go face to face but look happy, smiling and respectful of each other and this then leads to them saying...well we could fight each other but what’s the point?. Does anybody actually really want to see that?. I know for a fact though that people would love to see what we can do together!. Yes think about it. The Greatest of all Time!. The Greatest Team of all Time!. The Greatest of all Team!. So what do you say?. Me and you team up!. Even if it’s just for one night!. Never been done before!. I’m sure Emil would mark for that!. Hey, Becky and Seth just kept the titles...maybe they’d even be interested and I’d love to step in the ring with Rollins. Becky and Mickie also. If they’ve got the balls of course since Becky calls herself ‘The Man’ now!. Pick the time, date, location and match!. Let’s do this!. They both put out hands and shake!. Wow what a promo!. That was Grandslam worthy. Shawn and Mickie together!?. What a dream team that would be!. Nobody ever thought this would happen!.
Pick Your Poison Matchup For The Pride Championship
Loser Cannot Compete For The Title Again As Long As The Other Person Are Champion
Killer Kross (c) Vs ???
We come back to the ring as Kross makes his way to the ring getting ready for his match in this possible Marxist company. A pick your poison match. Out on the stage comes Paul Heyman. He speaks about how impressive Kross has been and wants to challenge him. He says he doesn’t think one is enough so this match will be a triple threat!. That’s right so if neither of the competitors win they both won’t be allowed to compete while you’re champion!. Please welcome the challengers...SHANE MERCER AND MANCE WARNER!. Wow a big challenge and it makes sense since they’ve both been involved before. The bell rings and here we go. A good back and forth action, high flying, signature and finishing moves match throughout. Some double team action as well. Warner Bomb and a Mercer fallaway slam on both men. Kross Jacket choke out not enough. The action continues on some more as Mance comes back with his style. He goes outside and under the ring while Mercer fights Kross inside. He pulls out something from under the ring?. Then another one. IT’S TWO PANES OF GLASS!. Good god. He throws them into the ring before getting them up in each corner leaning. Mance picks Mercer up...ON HIS SHOULDERS...NO....WAAAAAH ASSAULT DRIVER THROUGH A PAIN OF GLASS GOOD GOD. SHANE FIRES UP!. Are you kidding me. Mercer jumps straight up and starts screaming. He rips the glass out of his bleeding back and spits glass into the face before shoot head butting Warner making him bleed. He picks Mance up turning him over...BAAAAM COP KILLA THROUGH THE OTHER PANE OF GLASS. GOOD GOD. Both men are covered in glass while Kross smiles watches on. MJF and Scurll won’t be happy that they used their moves!. Kross takes control throwing Mercer over the top rope onto the steel steps. He signals the end on Warner taking him to the top rope to finish it...BAAM KROSS FIRE BRAINBUSTAAAH...COVER....1....2....3...DONE!. Kross keeps the title and has knocked off two challengers!. Mercer looked strong by not getting pinned but still can’t fight for the belt. He celebrates his win before we cut away.
Cheesecake & Chocolate Matchup
Alicia Fox Vs Bianca Belair
A first ever time match up next in which Cheesecake and Chocolate will be around the ring, of course that’s been the key to this feud. Whoever wins I doubt this one is over since both of these girls are loud voices. The bell rings and here we go. Before the match even starts they’re shouting insults at each other. Bianca calls Fox a cracker fucker and a coon!. They both pie face each other with the cheesecakes to start the match. Fox has more experience but Bianca is the better wrestler. Lots of kicks and hair whips as Fox puts Bianca’s hair in chocolate which pisses her off!. Bianca shoves her hair down the throat of Fox before choking her out!. Bianca with an axe kick for a 2. Fox comes back with a DDT into a chocolate cheesecake. Fox looks for the Foxy Kick but Bianca gets outs of it. Four cheesecakes are in the ring as they start throwing them at each other but hit the referee instead. Fox nails the Foxy Kick finally for a 2 count. She uses two chocolate bars and starts shoving one up her ass and into her mouth. A spit roast just like we saw earlier!. Bianca gets out of it though. Bianca takes her down with a t bone suplex. Bianca goes outside and gets a giant while chocolate bar clearing referencing Fox’s man taste. She places it down across Fox and goes to the top!. BAAAAM 450 SPLASH THROUGH THE WHITE CHOCOLATE AND ALICIA FOX....COVER...1...2...3 DONE!. Bianca gets the win and revenge for the bullying. She celebrates her win on the top rope getting a good reaction from the crowd...BAAAM FOX NAILS A GIANT CHOCOLATE BAR ACROSS THE BACK OF BIANCA. Fans boo this and yup I doubt this one is over. Fox leaves up the rampway angry throwing cake at the fans while we cut away.
EAM Tag Team Championships Matchup
Lucha Bros (c) Vs Claudio Castagnoli & AJ Styles
Time to get serious now again with a major tag team title up next. Styles and Cesaro have been a great team so far but just like earlier they are still a new team while Lucha Bros have been around for a long time. Cesaro and AJ are actually a huge favorite in this one according to the bookies but that damn Salina at ringside could change things. The bell rings and here we go. Back and forth action, big bumps, double teaming big spots. Finishing and signature moves as usual. A mix of many styles. Cesaro and AJ still don’t have a name get cheers while Bros get booed. Cesaro with a swing on both men, Fenix with a springboard twisting moonsault corkscrew to both men. Styles with a forearm and Spiral Tap for a 2. Cesaro with a cravate driver and Recoli Bomb/Pele Kick combo for 2. Pentagon holds AJ on his shoulders on the outside apron while Cesaro is outside the ring. Fenix fun jumps onto the top rope...BAAAAM FLIP PILEDRIVER TO AJ OVER THE TOP ROPE ONTO CESARO. GOOD GOD INSANE. Back in the ring Pentagon nails a PP while Fenix nails the 630 for a close 2. Salina tries to get involved but gets Pele kicked. Salina eventually pulls AJ outside the ring hitting him with her shoe!. Back in the ring Cesaro nails a Neutraliser on Fenix but from behind Pentagon comes in. Salina distracts the referee...BAAAM LOW BLOW FROM PENTAGON COME ON. PENTAGON NAILS THE PACKAGED PILEDRIVER TO CESARO BEFORE PUSHING HIM INTO THE ROPES...SALINA THROWS MEXICAN CHILLI POWDER INTO THE EYES OF CESARO WHILE THE REFEREE WAS DISTRACTED AND FOCUSED ON AJ...BEFORE THE ROLL UP BY PENTAGON TO CESARO...1...2...3...DAMN IT!. Bullshit. Fans aren’t happy. They’ve cheated before but never like this. They were really desperate this time. Styles and Cesaro screwed. They celebrate their win as we cut away but Styles and Cesaro deserve a rematch after that surely!.
Poke Of Doom Matchup
Shawn Michaels Vs Jon Moxley
A big fight feel up next. Not sure if this match has happened but it’s still a big one. An unusual gimmick as the winner will simply poke the other. Of course based on WCW’s terrible idea the finger poke of doom. MOX comes out getting a great reaction as HBK comes out and oooh boy...BOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Shawn receives the worst ovation of the night and soaks it all in. It’s funny how he’s only a bad guy in Canada and wears an anti Canada attire with American sports teams on it. He gets stuff thrown at him coming down to the ring with extra security. The bell rings and here we go. You’ve got to wonder if Shawn wants that world title back. Same with MOX. This would have been an amazing main event for the title. You know MOX is eyeballing Lee’s title. Back and forth action throughout this one. Technical moves as well. Of course Shawn is the greatest of all time so MOX isn’t as good of a wrestler but a better brawler. They try to poke each other but each time it gets blocked with kicks and punches. Fans do the boo yay to each man. Shawn with an atomic drop, forearm and elbow, looks for the superkick but MOX reverses it with the Hook and Ladder and Forward Suplex. Shawn comes back with a SWEET CHIN...DIRTY DEEDS. MOX reverses and is looking for the poke of doom...SWEET CHIN MUSIC AND BOTH MEN ARE DOWN. They both get up as HBK goes to the top. Moonsault off the top and both men are down. Shawn slowly gets back to his feet and winds his finger up...he then stops and gets an idea. He starts smiling at the audience while they boo like crazy. He goes over to MOX and locks in a submission?. WAIT A SECOND...COME ON NOW...THE SHARPSHOOTER. OF COURSE IT IS!. SHAWN LOCKS IN THE SHARPSHOOTER. HBK TELLS THEM TO RING THE BELL BUT YOU CAN’T WIN LIKE THAT. LOOKING FOR A SCREWJOB. WAIT A MINUTE WHO’S THAT...OUTSIDE THE RING...THAT’S ADAM COLE...WHERE DID HE COME FROM...HBK lets go of MOX and goes over to Cole...HE SPITS ON COLE AT RINGSIDE. THIS IS NOSTALGIC AND DEJA VU AS HELL. COLE IS MOCKING, DISTRACTING AND CHEERING HBK ON TO ATTACK HIM. Shawn tells Cole to get away as Cole gets on the apron...SWEET CHIN MUSIC TO COLE...WAIT FROM BEHIND...MOXLEY POKES HBK. THE POKE OF DOOM TO SHAWN BY MOXLEY...BAAAM THE DEATH RIDER DROP RIGHT AFTER THAT TO SHAWN MICHAELS AND IT’S ALL OVER!. Moxley has won this match with a bizarre, unique, original and nostalgic ending!. MOX celebrates his win as we cut away but I doubt this one is over.
Grudge Matchup
Jamie Hayter Vs Nia Jax
Lets continue on this show with a grudge match. Jamie the popular girl and Jax the heel. This went to countout last time. Jax needs a win and this would help Jamie a lot. Back and forth action from both girls early on. Jamie looks solid actually in the first few minutes. Jax comes back with her hard strong style big bumps. Splash and a bear hug. Samoan drop and a Banzai drop. Hayter with a Hayter Bomb attempt for a 2. Jax with a ragdoll takedown before a Rikishi Driver for a close 2. Jax goes to the top looking for the splash but Jamie comes up with her looking for a superplex...Jax pushes her off and nails the splash before going to the top again...300 POUND SPLASH...1...2...3...IT’S OVER!. Jax gets that loss back. She continues the reign but where does she go from here?. Maybe the other belt or Brock’s belt!. That would be different. Jax celebrates her win before we cut away.
Who is the best Buck? w/Malachi Buck as Special Guest Referee
Nick Buck Vs Matt Buck
Another big match coming up next a good old fashioned brotherly love match. Sometimes this needs to happen. Both men come out getting boos obviously. Scurll probably will and won’t be happy to see this. The bell rings and here we go. At first they are hesitant before Malachi gets involved forcing them to fight.. Here we go!. Back and forth action here. They keep blocking and reversing each other’s moves because they know each other so well. Hopefully they remain a team after this. Superkick after kick, armbars and headlock takedowns. Dives outside the ring onto each other also. Malachi gets up and dives on both of them before throwing them back in the ring!. Revenge for last month.. More close falls and exchanges. Very weird to see this. Almost like Taker vs Taker back in the day. FLIP PILEDRIVER TO MATT. FLIP PILEDRIVER TO NICK. More exchanges from the both of them. 450 and a moonsault for more close falls. They meet in the middle. They try to use Malachi and suck up to him to help to do moves but he doesn’t. Like a PWG match this one. SHOOTING STAR PRESS FOR A 2 BY NICK...MATT REVERSES...ROLL HIM UP...MOUSE TRAP PIN!!!...COVER...1...2...3...HE GOT IT. Matt Jackson gets the win. He barely celebrates after the match as Nick looks pissed. Malachi tries to call a truce but Nick doesn’t want to. Matt puts out his hand...Nick doesn’t shake but Malachi puts their hands together. THEY SHAKE!. They shake hands and hug which gets a good from the crowd. All of a sudden they start doing suck its and too sweets!. They don’t seem to be bothered by anything almost like it was a play and plan all along. Malachi tries to get involved...BAAAM DOUBLE SUPERKICK...COME ON NOW!. The Bucks are back!. They celebrate together as we cut away and I guess everything is okay and they can focus again and go back after the tag titles with Scurll’s faction. They leave Malachi laid out in the ring while walking up the rampway as we cut away.
Nightmare Bliss Matchup
Alexa Bliss Vs Leah Von Dutch
Our next match is a little different. We wake up somewhere that doesn’t look like anything. Almost a dream like state. We see Bliss looking for Dutch but can’t. Seems to be in an abandoned haunted house possibly. We see bats, thunderstorms and rain. Lightning strikes and Dutch appears behind Bliss just like that. Here we go!. Back and forth action in a very cinematic esque style. DUTCH THROWS BLISS THROUGH A PAIN GLASS WINDOW BUT SHE DISAPPEARS!. Dutch starts looking around for Bliss...all of a sudden a fireplace flares up which caused a distraction...she turns around...FIREBALL BY BLISS TO DUTCH. No idea how this one ends but doubt it’s by pinfall since there’s not even a referee!. The action continues into a pool room. SUPLEX ON A POOL TABLE. They start throwing balls at each other before snooker sticks smashing each other with them. Again Dutch disappears as Bliss slowly looks for her like a horror movie. She’s feeling around then touches a bookcase which has a loose book. She pulls it and a secret hallway appears!. Bliss walks down a staircase while torches light the side of it up. She gets to the bottom and in a basement it seems. She starts hitting noises and voices coming from her past. She sees Sister Abigail written on the walls as well. She walks around before seeing a casket!?. She looks worried but decides to open it...IT’S PIPER NIVEN?. She sees another one and it’s Moth Martina!. Then a third and she opens it and...WTF Alexa Bliss is laying in a casket!?. Is this real?. A double or an illusion!?. BAAAM DUTCH HITS HER. It was Dutch laying in the casket!. She beats down Bliss around the basement. Into walls, bricks and throwing stuff at and on her. Bangs her head off the casket busting her open!. Trying to trap her inside but Bliss fights back. All of a sudden we see two shadows appear. They look like druids but it’s Martina and Niven!?. She goes over to them for help but they attack her!. This has to be fake as Dutch is controlling them somehow. The fake Harem beat down Bliss before turning into bats and flying away. Dutch puts Bliss into the casket!. We see what appear to be shadows next to Dutch like she has her own Harem of sorts but she’s the leader. She then gets a hammer and nails!?. What is going on!. SHE NAILS THE CASKET SHUT. BLISS IS STRUGGLING INSIDE. SHE SMASHES THE HAMMER INTO THE CASKET. She then pours something over it!. She grabs one of the torches...NOO WAAAH SHE LIGHTS IT UP. SHE LIGHTS THE CASKET UP. SHE IS BURNING BLISS ALIVE. The once possible and probable Sister Abigail is dying!. Dutch leaves up the stairs. She closes the secret bookcase behind her. Leaves the haunted house. The final shot we see is of the haunted house on a hill. With thunder and lighting!. What the hell just happened!. I guess Dutch has won this match!. Then in a blink of an eye...Bliss wakes up in her bed!. She’s sweating and breathing heavily. Was is simply just a Blissful Nightmare for Alexa!??. We cut away.
We hear at EAM would like to take the time to remember the life of Xavier former ROH Champion who we have just heard has died. We wish his family and friends the best at this difficult time.
EAM Womens Tag Team Championships Matchup
Mickie James & Ronda Rousey (c) Vs Tessa Blanchard & Toni Storm
We come back to real life well the arena which we think is happening for our next match. A big title match with the FOF contenders vs the still newly crowned champions. Earlier tonight we know Shawn/Mickie had a back and forth but they’ve been champs for a couple of months now and don’t want to embarrass themselves or lose. Storm and Tessa come out getting a solid reaction from the crowd while Ronda and Mickie get a huge ovation as usual. The bell rings and here we go. A good 20 minute match from everybody involved. Signature, finishing, high flying, big bumps and double team moves. Storm with a Toni Time and Code Red for 2. Tessa with a backbreaker and Tessaract for 2’s as well. Not a complete squash this time. Storm and Tessa work together to wear down and force them to separate which makes the match go on longer. For the first near 10 minutes they dominate before they come back!. Hot tag to Ronda. She takes them both down. Arm drags and takedowns. MMA style moves. Wonder what Ronda thinks of Brock in EAM and I wonder if women can actually win the BMF title. Ronda with an Olympic Slam and a Throw for a 2. Ronda looks for a choke out as well. Mickie comes back with a Mickie DDT and a chick kick for 2’s. A bulldog as well for 2. Things start to heat up nearing the end of the match. Tessa nails her finisher on Mickie but Ronda takes Tessa down. A really good effort from the girls. Back and forth some more. RONDA ARMBAR TO TESSA BUT STORM BREAKS IT UP. STORMY DAYS TO RONDA BUT MICKIE BEATS DOWN STORM. Mickie with a rana taking Tessa to the outside the ring. They both wait for Storm to get up. They still don’t have a team name. They are waiting for her in the ring seemingly looking to set her up for something. What is this...BAAAAAM the Grand Amplitude the belly to back pop up by Mickie into a bridging belly to back suplex by Ronda!. That’s American Alpha’s old finishing move!. WOW. I guess you could call it the Rowdy Country!...COVER...1...2...3...DONE!. Mickie and Ronda keep the titles and I guess they even have a new finisher as well!. They celebrate the win after the match as we cut away. They’re probably gonna go after the men’s tag titles next!.
Ornate Prime Championship Matchup
Donovan Dijakovic (c) Vs Adam Cole
Another big title match up next in which Donovan will defend his title against the FOF case winner Cole. Not the first time we’ve seen him tonight of course. We last saw him earlier trying to screw over HBK. He looks distracted as well. They will fight at next years Grandslam of course. Unless they decide to push the match up earlier because they can’t wait. The bell rings and here we go. Back and forth action to start us off. Fast action. Don is still so young but so good and has done a lot already. The X Factor and Hurts Donut for 2. Cole comes back with a Shining Wizard and Ninja for 2’s as well. Cole with an X kick and a back drop driver for 2. You’ve got to wonder if Cole wins this then will he defend it against HBK next year. Long time to go though. Cole with a Spike DDT and roundhouse kick. Donovan with a jumping up kick into a rana for 2. Don with a frog splash but Cole reverses it into a front choke. He turns Donovan over trying to lock in a Twister!. Very rare MMA move into a Cobra Twist but Donovan fights back into a Banana Split. They continue the action with a flapjack and Alabama slam. Moves we have not seen in ages. Donovan with a face slide and kick. Cole with a superkick front and back. Bridging german suplex for a 2 also. Donovan with a belly to belly. Before the running bulldog fireman’s slam. Good technical action and moves in this one. Cole looks for a Panama...SPIRIT BOMB REVERSAL...1...2...NO. Nice reverse. Donovan looks for his finisher but Cole changes it up with a HADOUKEN!. Into an enquigiri for a 2. BAAAM THREE SUPERKICKS IN A ROW. Cole charges at him...PANAMA SUNRISE...COVER...IT’S OVER...1...NEW CHAMPION...2...DONOVAN KICKS OUT JUST. Cole can’t believe it. He then goes to the corner smiling before tapping his foot on the ground. Fans boo this. Clearly mocking Shawn...SWEET CHIN...WAIT...THAT’S SHAWN’S MUSIC. HBK’s music goes out which stops Cole. He waits for Shawn in the ring getting ready to fight him but he doesn’t appear!...ROLL UP BY DON...1...2...NO COLE KICKS OUT...COLE ROLLS THROUGH SUPERKICK...ANOTHER...DONOVAN TURNS IT AROUND...BAAAAM FEAST YOUR EYES!!!!...COVER...1...2...3...DONE!. Wow what a match!. Donovan gets the win but Cole looked good. HBK did and didn’t interfere so you can and can’t blame him. Cole shouldn’t have been distracted that’s the experience factor. Don celebrates the win after the match while Cole is pissed. He gets on the mic calling Shawn out saying he’s sick of it and can’t wait until Grandslam. Let’s do this now but Shawn doesn’t come out. He then says how about this...I’ve got an idea...how about whenever this match happens...whenever it may be...let’s add a stipulation to it. Since you don’t like me using the superkick because you’re move is weak!. How about the loser of the match can never use the superkick again!!!. Wow huge challenge from Cole but Shawn’s career is basically over so he’s only hurting himself. Cole throws the mic down as we cut away.
Center Of Attention Championship Matchup
Sasha Banks (c) Vs Melina Perez
Well here we go!. It’s now time for our main event of the evening!. A very unusual match for the main event but it’s different. Melina not as good as she once was but is on a role. Most of us thought it was going to be a different match entirely. Sasha also been great lately. This might be the first time either of these women have main evented. Melina comes out getting boos while Sasha a mixed reaction. The bell rings and here we go!. Back and forth from both. Two heel main eventers it’s definitely different. Melina cheats at first trying to beat her down with her usual and flexible style. Melina with kicks and lariats for 2. She dominates in the first five minutes completely as Sasha comes back for the next five minutes dominating. Sasha uses Bayley’s moves to add insult to injury. Sasha with a few submissions throughout. Sasha with a Boston crab and stf for a close submission. Melina comes back with a leg split and a Yoshi Tonic for a 2. Melina nails a Last Call for a 2 count. Melina looks for something...EXTREME MAKEOVER...COVER....1....2...SASHA KICKS OUT. Melina signals the end...CALIFORNIA DREAM...THE MUTA LOCK SUBMISSION...SHE’S IN TROUBLE...SASHA HAS NO OTHER CHOICE...SHE’S GONNA HAVE TO TA...NO SHE MAKES THE ROPES. That was close. Melina locks in a bow and arrow stretch before a Divistator. Sasha finally comes back with a lungblower and gut buster for 2. She signals the finish...BANKS STATEMENT...MELINA IS IN TROUBLE...MELINA IS ABOUT TO TAP OUT...SHE TRIES TO MAKE THE ROPES...WILL SHE...SHE GETS IT...SASHA PULLS HER BACK OUT...BANKS STATEMENT. MELINA IS SCREAMING IN PAIN...MELINA GETS OUT OF IT. She charges at Sasha who pushes her into the ropes...BAAAAAM THE BANKRUPT...COVER....1....2...3....DONE!. It’s all over!!!. Sasha keeps the title!. A fun main event but Melina looked better than most people thought she would. Sasha celebrates her victory as we get a recap of tonight’s show as Sasha celebrates her victory on the entrance ramp while we finally fade to black.





