Live from Hammerstein Ballroom, New York/USA


Show starts with a short recap from last week, then a Keith Lee promo where he talks about the last couple of months, being champion, holding the most prestigious title in the pro wrestling business. And how he failed. He know he might have let his fans down, not being able to retain that EAM Championships, hell, he let himself down. But there will be other chances, in the meantime, Lee wants to walk a different road, because The EAM World Heavyweight Championship is not going anywhere, and it's not the only prestigious title in EAM Promotions. So, he is asking the fans if they want to see him as a tag team champion. And if so, he wants the fans to choose his tag team partner. So he can compete for the EAM Tag Team Championship belts at Cyberslam! The polls are now up. Visit EAM's official website to vote... We cut to the Jamboree vignette.

Makes sense instead of singles. Possible mixed tag down the line.


Daniel and Nigel welcomes us to yet another monday night Jamboree, they are offcourse exciting about the news that we just got from Keith Lee, but there is also so much else going on in EAM right now. So Melissa, take it away!

Singles Matchup
AJ Styles Vs Mike Bailey

WAAAAAAH COVER 1 2 NO!!!. HE KICKED OUT. WHAT A MATCH. FORTH AND BACK. Signature and finishing moves. PELE KICK. SPRINGBOARD 450. STANDING 630 FOR THE 3 HE GOT IT!!!. Speedball has done it again!. Huge win.

We go backstage where we see Jon Moxley speaking to Darby and Jimmy backstage, telling them to get their act together, but neither of the boys wants to listen to Jon. Both men blames the other for holding the other back etc. They reaches a point in the discussion where Jon snaps at both of them, telling them that if they don't want to be a part of UVS anymore, that's ok, but this is not the way. He's not gonna have them bicker like little girls on a playground. They are gonna do it the EAM way, and Jon is gonna make sure it goes down that way. He's eve heard rumors about EAM bringing in a wheel of fortune for the event, so maybe that can decide what kind of match they are competing in? Or maybe the fans can choose? Either way, if they are gonna split up, it's gonna be done the right way! He keeps Darby and Jimmy at a distance from each other. He will have a hard time restraining them at Cyberslam if the fans choose some kind of hardcore stipulation matchup. We cut back to the ring for our next matchup for/of the night.

ULTRAVIOLENT COFFIN CASKET MATCH. MOX REFEREE.

Singles Matchup
Tessa Blanchard Vs Asuka

People are still reeling from what just happened. Huge news. More submissions and shit. Some technical shit also. Back and forth. Signature moves. Tesseract for a 2. At the end of the match with rumors that Kevin Nash may be coming to EAM Tessa gets the 3 count.

We get a Killer Kross promo next. He's talking about his loss againt WALTER, but quickly turns his attention towards JoMo, responding to his mockery last week. He says that if John wanna play, he's all game, because luck has only brought John this far. He can no longer sail on his old boat called escapades, because he just hit a iceberg with titanic proportions, and that iceberg's name is Killer Kross!

KROSS VS MORRISON CONFIRMED.

Singles Matchup
David Benoit Vs Orange Cassidy

Back and forth match from both men. Signature, finishing moves. Some comedy of course but some people getting sick of Orange’s stick. Maybe he should become Pink Cassidy or Turquoise Cassidy or heel or put him in a tag team with Human Tornado. Benoit headbutt but at the end of the match. Orange Box and Orange Punch for a 3 count. Cassidy does it.

We get to see the current standings on the poll where the fans are able to choose Randy Orton's next opponent, for a match at Cyberslam. There has been quite a lot of votes, but no superstar has really made his mark when it comes to votes. As of now, four people have the most votes, and those people are; Kane, Undertaker, JBL and..... John Cena???!
We cut to Orton who adresses this, saying in a mocking way that he know he said that his opponent could be from anywhere, but Cena? Seriously? Where did the word " Legend " slip your minds? Huh? Oh well, it doesn't matter who you choose eventually, because whoever you choose will suffer the fate of my RKO, and then...1...2...3! The Legend Killer prevails!

Strong cut.

Tag Team Matchup
The North (Ethan Page & Josh Alexander) Vs Hafthor & Eddie Hall

Absolutely terrible match. Maybe the worst in EAM history. Full of botches, mistakes, you fucked up chants and we want refunds. North lose after the double POWERBOMB into each other for the 3. Hallhor for the win.

Before tonigjts main event is about to go off, we get a promo video for the upcoming Cyberslam PPV, where we get the announcement that both MJF and Bayley will be defending their titles at the PPV, and the fans will play a huge part, as they will be able to choose MJF's opponent for the night. Bayley on the other hand will be defending her title against Ronda Rousey, and the fans will be able to choose what type of match those two shall be competing in! We then cut back to the arena for our main event of the evening.

Should be finna good.

EAM Television Championship Matchup
Triple C (c) Vs Ricky Starks

Pretty entertaining match. God I want to fuck an Indian woman so bad feather or dot he says. Signatures, finishing, back and forth. I've been pondering this for a little while now and I haven't found many resources online getting into the details of this. More action. Her and John aren't on the best of terms. Nikki destroyed a lot of his stuff and keyed his car. Uppercut, European lariat and a Norwegian Bukkake Party for a close 2. Uppercut and a rewind 442. At the end of the match Starks looking for the springboard…RECOLI BOMB FOR THE 3. HE KEEPS THE TITLE.

As the show is coming to an end, we cut to New York's harbor, where we once again find ourselves inside the old " used to be abandoned " building. It's filled to the brim with people tonight as well, and we find ourselves as fly on the wall as what seems to be some sort of main event is happening. The ring is covered in barbwire and the canvas is filled with thumbtacks. A big brute of a man is currently man-handling two others. One of them gets thrown over the top rope, crashing trough a table outside the ring, while the other gets chokeslammed down onto the tacks. The big brute then taunts in a mocking fashion, growling like a big bear a she slams himself on the chest with his hands. Then, someone else enters the ring, and the fans go bananas. It's Nick Gage, and he's carrying a baseballbat with nails trough it, all covered in barbwire. He smiles to the titan and the big man goes at it. Gage counters and gives the guy a few cranks with the bat before he grabs a hold of him and connects a side-russian legsweep onto the tacks. He gets back up and quickly recover his bat. What happens next we don't get to see, as the cameraman refuses to show it. But let's just say that the amount of blood on the canvas will take a long time to get rid off...

Possible ass rape with glue covered glass dick?. Anal prolapse?. Rectal bleeding?. Interesting for sure and with the sandpaper etc...