Which wrestler has the same personality as you?

[The Crony]

CM Punk, because we have the same beliefs. No drugs, no alcohol, no medication, no nicotine,no caffeine,etc. etc..

If you want to go the "no personality route" I could see CM Punk being an acceptable choice. However, don't you feel that the whole Straight Edge thing is just a way to try and make having no fun seem hip and cool? I mean, there was a time when I didn't drink, smoke pot, or fuck. It was called Middle School, and I was miserable.

No medication, huh? Let me know how that goes for you next time you need a root canal or get a migraine. Why don't you just go the extra step and inject yourself with polio to counteract those innoculations you had as a child. A true straight edger doesn't need booster shots because they are SO BAD ASS!