The Deadman's Apprentice Legacy --------------------2009---------------------- Best New Member April 2009 Biggest Spammer x1 That Rob Award x1 Most Annoying Member x1 Best LOW Writer of 2009 Most Improved Member of 2009 Will be Made Staff Member in 2010 --------------------2010---------------------- LOW Best R/P'er Best Overall Poster LOW/Gamer's Heaven Mod And a bunch of other stuff I don't remember Worst Username of 2010 - Aslan Best LOW Writer of 2010 Writer of the Best LOW Match in 2010 - GM War Best Gamer's Control Poster of 2010 --------------------2011---------------------- Give it a break its just starting... Quotes & Awesomeness 1. Kirst: You are one weird man/lady 2: Kellie: I'm here for the porn 3: Awesome Lainey: i finally get access to the hardcore section cos im hardcore! Awesome Lainey: or because im 18 still 4: J-man: My internet SOMETIMES works with this SB, but sometimes it doesn't DA: You fail J J-man: I know 5: Ke$ha Fan: The best rides are girls tbh 6: ShakeSonnen (R-OR): Sonnen will flykick Silva to oblivion ShakeSonnen (R-OR): i mean Silva eats big macs before a fight ShakeSonnen (R-OR): Chael Sonnen eats Chuck Norris' before fights 7: DA: My wrestling show would pwn DA: It'd feature lesbians, bikinis, and all matches would be random DA: I mean sex sells, it'd be the closest thing to free sex... macmichaud2: da u would have a sex show that ppl occasionaly wrestled on Travis: SeXplosion the show for DA 8: W-OLF: Damn what did I do Now hes in a tag team called TITans 9:Kage: damnit DA, just stand in the background and look scary.Mauler and Kage are talking 10: Kirstilpop: Tom is a hussy! 11: Punisher: if Kane beats Taker at Mania I will literally get a lion to eat my balls off, and then banish my dreams and become a opera singer 12: Velvet Skys Camel Toe: Hitler: Zee Jude habe meine Hoden (Zee Jew stole my testicle). Tod den Juden, bis mein tesicle zurückgegeben. (Death to Jews until my tesicle is returned. 13: Mac: Da is the hulk hogan of match writing..he comes in and steals the main event lol 14: Blazin Falcon: anything i can do DA can do better 15: Punisher: How did DA get above me Punisher: Thats what she said The Tom Quotes... OMG 1: Tom: 31 Cats, a hobo, a human baby, A Hamster, 3 Dogs, A Cat Lady, Kage's Star Secret Child, Lady Gaga, a pair of panties and a Goat 2: DA: My smiley pwns all other smileys, specially yours Tom DA: Mine is a nuke, so it beats ur banana Tom: Llamas > Nukes Tom: It would be epic seeing countries with Llama warheads 3. Tom: A survey of more than 1,000 men in India has concluded that condoms made according to international sizes are too large for a majority of Indian men. 4: Kirstilpop: YOU WILL BOW TO ME! Tom: I AINT BOWING TO SQUAT! DA: You bow to me... Tom: I submit to you DA its not the same 5: (Via MSN) DA: You are Luigi there Tom: Damn right... Luigi > Mario DA: Who is more famous tho? Tom: Luigi is epic DA: I am Mario Tom: Luigi the underrated awesome guy DA: I screw Peach... Tom: I watch you screw Peach DA: LMAO... I'mma quote you... weirdo... 6: (Via MSN) DA: Gotta go to two birthdays this weekend Tom: Get on the bouncy castles Tom: Beat the crap out of the kids and kick them out Tom: Then they complain to their dad Tom: Beat up the dad and own it 7: Tom: DA > The World 8: (Via MSN) Tom: I gotta go have an orgy on XBL DA: Ok, byez. Don't scream 'YEAH DA!' while on it though. Tom: Don't be silly, I only scream YEAH DA! on wet dreams. 9: DA: I don't wanna go to school tomorrow Tom: Beat up the Principal Tom: Order a Bouncy Castle Tom: Own School Like a Boss Tom: The standard Tom way 10: Smartmark: Who is the number one contender for the LOW women's title? DA: No one... Smartmark: That's weird DA: Noone is the name of the number one contender DA: Her real name is Annabeth Chase and she is 15 years old... Tom: I thought that would was the name of your GF but then I realised they would be called Ura Hand 11: DA: Boxfucker Tom: Boxfucking should be an olympic sport 12: Tom: Frontal > Anal Tom: Ear > Frontal > Anal DA: Motorboating > Frontal > BJ's > Anal EeL: Vibrator > Anal > Frontal > BJ < MotorBoating Tom: Motorboat themed Vibrators 13: Tom: (Via MSN) Everyone's better with Powell, Imagine Powell on a Ke$ha Album That bitch would outsell the world, All because of Powell 14: Tom: A guide to get on DA's Quotes: A. Max Powell it up B. Say something do to with Sex/Boobs C. Kiss DA's ass for like ages D. Just Epic Win Like A Boss 15: Tom: (Via MSN) The Real Reason there are lesbians is Max Powell No man can compare and if they make love to Powell the epicness kills them so they have to have sex with women
