http://twitter.com/IAmJericho

http://twitter.com/mikethemiz



Miz:

@IAmJericho i cant talk too much about my talent but if u really want to know ask ur mom. shes in love with it. she calls it big daddy

@IAmJericho y did u want me to pick u up some tampons for u

@IAmJericho no wrestling classes needed i just watch ur matches n it shows me what not to do.

@IAmJericho eww thats disgusting. speaking of disgusting did the valtrex work or do u have to go back to the doctors for something stronger

@IAmJericho wow u n dreamer shirtless by the pool the girls must be lining up u should charge a whale watchin fee



Jericho:

@mikethemiz improv class...cool. What time is wrestling class?

@mikethemiz this just in..Australian police have issued a warrant for Miz on the charges of impersonating a wrestler. Hes not welcome back.

@mikethemiz Turns out we were detained at the airport cos Miz is wanted for molesting Philipino livestock. He is not welcome back here..

@mikethemiz no the valtrex worked just like u said it would. I never shouldve questioned your experience...u ARE awesome!

@mikethemiz you misheard her as she actually said "Craw Daddys!" in reference to the creatures residing on your frank and beans...

@mikethemiz thanks man. Just found out that it's running head to head with your new reality show, So You Think Youve Got Talent...

@mikethemiz speaking of whales...how's yer mum?