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2-Out-Of-3-Falls Matchup For The #1 Contendership For The EAM Title
(No DQ, Submission, Stretcher Match)
Kurt Angle Vs Dean Ambrose
HERE WE GO. Another PPV in the books and only two away from Grandslam 12. Big match opening the show as Angle comes out with a big ovation and Ambrose gets booed. The final match and the ultimate #1 contender will be crowned. Three stipulations and the third if needed is a stretcher match where you have to put your opponent on a stretcher and put them in an ambulance 10/10, 20/25/30 minutes. DING DING DING AND AMBROSE AND ANGLE START BRAWLING. Back and forth from both men and they fight outside the ring. Throwing each other in the barricade and around the outside area. Angle belly to belly on the floor!. Angle wastes no time and throws a chair into the ring followed by a trash can as well and a kendo stick. Angle then suplexes Ambrose onto the announce table and goes up with him. This match has just started!. ANGLE SLAM THROUGH THE TABLE BUT AMBROSE PUSHES HIM OFF. Angle is in the crowd and Ambrose runs the announce tables and jumps onto Angle. They then fight into the crowd and onto the entrance ramp.
Ambrose whips Angle into the tron and it almost falls!. He looks for another whip but Angle reverses it and sends him into the tron. They fight back towards the ring and Angle throws him back in the ring. Angle gets on the apron and Ambrose lays him out with a chair and knocks him off. Ambrose runs the ropes and hits a suicide dive through it. Ambrose throws him back in and the match slows down a bit. Some huge matches for sure and the building isn't ready for tonight!. Ambrose hits a Hook and Ladder and goes for the count and gets a 2. Ambrose works over Angle with a kendo stick and does some ninja moves. SIDE RUSSIAN with the kendo stick, shades of The Sandman and Ambrose covers for a 2. He then chokes out Angle and fans cheer him on as he fights back up and hits a back drop driver. Angle goes crazy and starts beating Ambrose with the kendo and fans love it. Angle tree of woes Ambrose and hits him over and over again. He places the trashcan in front of his face and hits a running dropkick into it!. Angle signals the end and looks for the Angle Slam but Ambrose grabs the kendo stick and hits Angle during the slam and gets a roll up...1...2...NO.
Ambrose hits Angle over and over again with the trash can. He places the can in the ropes and irish whips Angle but he reverses and throws Ambrose into the corner and trash can. As he comes out Angle hits a belly to belly and then turns that into a german suplex and releases. He looks at the trash can and then puts it over Ambrose's body!?. What is he doing...GERMAN SUPLEX WITH THE TRASH CAN ON AMBROSE'S BODY!. Cover for a 2 count as Angle then lays Ambrose near the ropes and puts the trash can on top of him and goes up top. MOONSAULT FROM ANGLE BUT AMBROSE MOVES AND ANGLE CRASHES INTO THE TRASH CAN DESTROYING IT. Ambrose picks him up and BAM DIRTY DEEDS...COVER...1...2...NO Angle somehow kicks out. Ambrose is even shocked by that and starts beating him again before mocking the crowd and ANGLE TRIPS HIM UP AND GRABS HIS FOOT...ANKLE LOCK...if Ambrose taps then it counts and the ropes do nothing. Ambrose is in trouble but then uses the kendo to hit Angle and he has got to let go. Smart move from Ambrose for sure as he makes his way back up and charges Angle who knocks him back into the ropes and AMBROSE JAWBREAKER LARIAT...1...2...NO Angle again, what a war this is!.
Ambrose sets up the chair and sits on it and slaps Angle and taunts him. Angle grabs his foot again and Ambrose looks for an enquigiri to break it but Angle ducts in time. Ambrose then scurries to the turnbuckle and climbs up forcing Angle to let go. Ambrose and Angle on the second rope fighting back and forth before Angle headbutts him over and over and is making him weak!. Superplex from the top rope...Ambrose starts biting Angle on the nose and isn't letting go!. Ambrose finally does and holy shit he just took a chunk out of Angle's nose!. Angle is in shock and pain as Ambrose stands on the second rope and positions him....WAAAH DIRTY DEEDS FROM THE SECOND ROPE THROUGH THE CHAIR!!!. Ambrose covers...1...2...3 its over he gets it!. Fans boo as Ambrose picks up the first pin in a war and it took a Dirty Deeds from the second rope through a chair to beat Angle!. No breaks in this match as Ambrose goes to the corner and tries to compose himself as Angle is just laid out in the ring.
The second match has begun and Angle is just still completely out of it. Ambrose sucks it up and starts mocking Angle. He looks down at Angle and then locks in the Ankle Lock!. Ambrose locks in Angle with his own move and Angle's in trouble!. Two straight falls would be an embarrassment for Angle and he's about to tap...the fans are cheering him on and Angle rolls over and kicks Ambrose off. Couple of clotheslines as well and Angle fires up and goes crazy!. Angle then start mat amateur wrestling Ambrose because he knows this is he specialty. Angle then locks in a crossface!. Well that's controversial...Angle has Ambrose locked in the crossface and Ambrose is screaming in pain and about to tap but Angle then reaches over and grabs the kendo stick and places it across his face!.
Good god this is sick and Angle is trying to literally break Ambrose's face. He's feinting but just as he does he plays possum and leverage rolls Angle over into a pin for a 2 and it breaks it up. Angle is about to walk over towards Ambrose and threatens him with kendo but Ambrose drop toe holds him and Angle's face hits the broken chair. Ambrose stands up and shakes it off as he picks up the kendo stick and lays in a few more shots on Angle. He then locks in the crossface chickenwing with the kendo stick!. Ambrose gets revenge with a move he does but a move Angle used to do as well. Angle is falling...fans again cheer him on. Ambrose is choking out Angle and the referee checks the arm...1...2...ANGLE FIRES UP. He stands up with Ambrose on his back and runs into the turnbuckle forcing the break. Ambrose charges out with the kendo but ANGLE WITH THE ANGLE SLAM.
Angle pulls down the strap and starts hitting Ambrose's legs with the kendo before throwing it into the crowd. He then gets the broken chair and jams it into the ankle of Ambrose. He woos as he locks in the Ankle Lock but places the broken chair around his Ankle as well!. AMBROSE IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AND TRYING TO REACH THE ROPES. It doesn't matter though and Angle lays down with it!. Ambrose is about to tap but feinting as well. Fans are cheering Angle on and the referee checks Ambrose...1 arm...2 arm...3 ITS OVER, AMBROSE PASSES OUT FROM THE PAIN. Angle takes the second fall and evens things out and has an advantage going into the third and final fall. He does the same as Ambrose and goes towards the corner, composes himself as Ambrose holds his ankle in the corner.
The third and final fall and you've got to feel sorry for both men. Angle is back up and trying to pick up Ambrose but he just can't. Angle then goes outside and pulls the stretcher down towards the ring and near the apron. He gets in and puts Ambrose on the stretcher and walks him up the ramp but Ambrose rolls off. He crawls back as Angle tries to get a hold of him. Ambrose gets back in and cuts off Angle as he gets back in. Ambrose throws the broken chair at Angle and then the trash can. He then puts Angle on the top rope in a superplex position. He's about to do it before looking out at the stretcher. He gets out of the ring, moves the stretcher near the apron and climbs on top of it. He's using the stretcher as a platform and grabs a hold of Angle on the top rope...oh no he's not?!. TOP ROPE SUPERPLEX TO THE OUTSIDE ON THE STRETCHER!. Good god that's never happened before!.
Fans are in shock as both men land on the stretcher hard. Ambrose is up first and walks Angle up the entrance way but Angle wisely puts his foot on the wheel and stops it. Angle fights back just and they come back towards the ring. Angle rolls Ambrose into the ring and looks under the ring for another chair. He gets on the apron but Ambrose spears him off, he runs the ropes and looking for what he did earlier. Suicide dive by Ambrose...BAAAM ANGLE SMACKS HIM OVER THE HEAD AS HE COMES THROUGH!. Holy shit from the fans and Ambrose is dead on the outside floor. Angle then picks up a deadweight Ambrose but it's hard and slowly walks him up the entrance way towards the ambulance. Ambrose isn't moving and Angle gets to the ambulance and opens the doors. Angle has almost done it!. Ambrose hooks his foot on the door though stopping Angle and then kicks him off with the other. That CZW blood must be helping him right now as Ambrose gets off the stretcher and bangs Angle head into the ambulance side and puts the stretcher inside and closes the doors for safety.
He does it again and hits an irish whip into the side as well. Ambrose gets an idea and...looks up. He takes Angle on the bonnet and then roof of the ambulance!. This is just too much and Ambrose is looking for a superplex off the ambulance?!. Angle reverses it and hits a suplex on top of the ambulance and the alarm goes off!. Fans are cheering for Angle and what a war and feud this has been. Angle picks up Ambrose maybe for the last time and locks in a german...no no no...ANGLE GERMAN SUPLEXES AMBROSE ON TOP OF THE AMBULANCE BUT IT BREAKS AND THEY GO THROUGH THE ROOF!!!. HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT AND THIS IS AWESOME CHANTS FROM THE CROWD. How much does the title mean!?. They just want to kill each other. Both men have just crashed through the ambulance roof and the doors are closed.
We hear a scuffle and the ambulance moving but we have no idea what's going on before the doors suddenly burst open and...AMBROSE IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AS ANGLE HAS HIM IN THE ANKLE LOCK!. Ambrose is trying to hold onto the doors and get out at the same time!. He's pulling Angle with him and grabs a hold of one of the door. BAAAM AMBROSE WHACKS THE DOOR ON ANGLE'S HEAD AND WE HEAR A THUNDEROUS BANG. Angle lets go of Ambrose's foot and he falls out of the ambulance. Angle's laid out on his stomach in the ambulance on the stretcher. Ambrose closes the doors and it's over!!!. Good lord what a match. Regardless of who won and the fans don't like it, what an absolute war from both men. He finally gets the title match he deserves and Angle proved he still has it. He celebrates on the entrance ramp as the alarm rings out and they take Angle away. We fade out.
(He does deserve it I think but both looked good throughout. Finally ends the war and wanted it 2-1, Angle's gotta win the submission of course but wanted Ambrose to pass out so he can look good and Angle got a lot of big spots in so he looked solid and not weak throughout.)
Pride Title Matchup
Prince Devitt (c) Vs Naruki Doi
More of a comedown match for the first one but it's still good. Devitt has been dominant and the best on Pride and nobody can really beat him. He has Doi and then possibly Cedric but nobody else is really on his level. Back and forth match from both men with a Japanese style. Doi has a good chance but his partner who I guess isn't in Pride but I thought was Masato may have a better one. Definitely better than Anderson/Devitt and Doi with a dropkick to Prince's knee starts the match. Doi continues working over his leg for a while, but Prince fires back with kicks. Doi fights back and hangs Devitt in the ropes. Doi nails him with a running charge. Doi goes to the top rope and as he's still hanging over the ropes and hits a senton. Devitt hits Doi with chops and kicks for a 2 count. Doi and Devitt have a back and forth in the middle of the ring and Doi gets the better of him with a running forearm. Doi locks in the 5's and Devitt locks in a leg lock as Doi reverses with a dragon screw and locks in the figure four and both men begin pinning each other for close two's.
Devitt hits Doi with a running knee and locks in a submission as Doi then slaps Devitt across the face. Doi gets out of it and sends Devitt to the corner and hits a senton and hits the Doi 5's for a 2. Doi's on the top and hits a crossbody but Devitt rolls through with him and hits a backbreaker. Doi is more popular than Devitt as he's eating Prince's elbows now and Devitt looks for a Reverse Bloody Sunday and hits it...1...2...NO Doi kicks out. A back and forth between the both of them again before Devitt hits a roundhouse kick and goes up top. He's looking for the double stomp but Doi cuts him off and looks for the Super 5's from the top...Devitt however knocks him off and hits THE DOUBLE FOOT STOMP...1...2...NO Doi somehow kicks out again. Devitt signals the end but Doi gets a quick roll up for a 2. He charges Devitt one final time before Devitt reverses and hits the Bloody Sunday...1...2...3 and he gets it. A better match than Anderson/Devitt for sure and he remains undefeated, 8/10, 11:12 and he celebrates on the top rope with his belt.
(Keeps him looking strong again without making Doi look too weak and Devitt not too vulnerable. Doi still had a good chance and it was more of a submission match.)
Loser Must Leave EAM
Trent? Vs Anthony Nese
Could be more of a comedown but each match is different. This is sad in someways when someone has got to leave but it's for the best sometimes and Nese could showcase his stuff and pull off a shocker. He hasn't really done anything so who knows maybe tonight is his night. Back and forth technical moves at the beginning of the match from both men. Several side headlock takedowns and head scissors as neither man can get the advantage. Trent looks for the tornado DDT off the top rope but Nese trips him up and off. Nese takes control for the next couple of minutes working down Trent. He looks for a suplex and Trent reverses it into a pin for a 2. Tornado DDT from Trent...1...2...NO and Nese goes onto the outside apron. Nese tries to suplex Trent out and does but he lands on the apron. Trent lifts him up and hits a DVD on the outside apron!. He takes him back inside and hits an exploder suplex for a 2.
Trent then goes up top again and jumps as Nese hits a big boot as he comes down and covers for a 2. Nese hits the Gotch lift running powerbomb into the corner followed by the pump handle slam...1...2...NO. Nese goes up top and looks for the moonsault as Trent stops him and picks him up for a DVD?!. Nese stops it and knocks Trent off the top rope. 450 SPLASH FROM NESE...TRENT MOVES AND ROLLS HIM UP...1...2...NO. Trent signals the end and looks for the Dudebuster and Nese reverses it with a head scissors for a 2. Nese is in control and looks for the O'Connor roll, Trent rolls through that and gets a 2. Both men charge at each other and Trent? picks him up into a cradle...BACK TO BELLY PILEDRIVER RIGHT ON HIS HEAD...1...2...3!. Trent gets the win but Nese looked pretty good and even surprised a few people. Definitely Nese's best match in EAM and now he must leave 7/10, 9:43. Fans applaud the match and Trent? and Nese have a stare down in the ring before shaking hands and hugging. Both men raise each others hand in the ring as we fade away.
EAM Tag Team Titles Matchup
Brian Cage & Samurai Del Sol (c) Vs The Young Bucks
Bucks cashing in the rematch and it would be huge if they can win them back after one month. Matt and Sol start the match. A fast pin sequence from both men. This is a more important match than the last two and Matt hits a headscissors which sends Sol to the outside. Matt goes for a dive, but Cage runs in and stops it. PWG feeling, 9/10 and 17:34 in this one as Cage eats a double dropkick taking him out. Bucks are looking for a double dive outside but Sol and Cage move in time. Bucks are more focused and have nothing to lose now. Sol is in control of Matt. He tags in Cage and they double team Matt and begin wearing him down. Matt fights back and tags in Nick and The Bucks then double team Sol and Cage (who need a name like Power Fly or (Speed/Muscle which is used) and Nick puts Cage in a rana and Matt hits an enzuigiri at the same time.
Nick does the handspring into a back rake on Cage as fans boo and then tags Matt back in. Bucks try and double team Cage with superkicks but he cartwheels away and tags Sol!. He is on fire and wipes both men out. Springboard back elbow and a pescado for a 2 count which is interrupted by Nick. Sol tags in Cage and he wipes house on both of them. He picks them both up into a double fireman's carry and Sol springs off the ropes with a split dropkick for each of them. Cage puts Nick on the top rope and he jumps and Cage catches him in mid air!. A delayed vertical suplex and he's holding it...15...20...30 seconds and the fans count along and finally the suplex for a 2 count. Cage and Sol continue the double team with a double neckbreaker/dropkick combo for another 2. Sol locks in a dragon sleeper on Matt who reverses it and tags in Nick but gets dropkicked by Cage!. Brian is in now and just throws both Bucks with a gutwrench suplex for a 2 again. Sol remains in control of Matt before he tags in Cage and they do a double team corner move which takes him Jackson out.
Cage charges Matt but he hits an elbow then a jawbreaker from the ropes. Nick finally tagged in and takes both men out. Nick with a crossbody on Sol and another one on Cage who catches him, military presses him and is about to throw him into the crowd before a superkick from Matt. Bucks double suplex Cage but he reverses them and does it by himself!. Sol is back in the ring and looks at Cage and both Bucks are on opposite sides of the ring. Sol hits a reverse 619 on Matt and then he looks at Cage...no way...CAGE WITH A 619 ON NICK!. Cage with a chokeslam on Nick and then he picks up Nick and powerbombs him over the top rope into the fans!. Cage is about to run the ropes but Matt superkicks him and he goes over the top rope. MATT WITH A HUGE DIVE ON NICK AND CAGE. Sol runs the ropes and hit the twisting corkscrew on all men!. All men are out before Cage and Nick end up back in the ring. Cage looks for a moonsault from the top but Matt is back in now and Cage with the moonsault...BAAM DOUBLE SUPERKICK AS HE LANDS!. Good god they took him out.
Bucks regain control before Cage finally tags in Sol who hits Matt with a dropsault kick and then signal the end with the Rubikz Cube driver...reversed into a rana by Matt. Bucks fight back hard and lay out Sol with Bang For Your Buck...1...2...NO Cage breaks it up. Cage has a 2 on 1 before Sol finally gets back up and hits a double springboard DDT on the Bucks. Cage then spears Sol into Matt and then hits an STO on him but gets superkicked by Nick. Fans are going crazy for this back and forth. Both teams are down and the fans give applause. Sol and Matt are back up in a shot exchange before Sol hits a northern lights suplex on Matt...1...2...NO and a neckbreaker on Nick. They signal the end but turn around and Bucks double spear them!. Bucks then look for the Double Tombstone on Cage but he's too heavy and try Sol, takes too long and Cage double clothesline them. Sol and Matt are the legal men as Cage hits a sitdown powerbomb on Nick and sits on the top rope?. Sol lays Matt across Nick and climbs onto Cage's shoulders!. 450 SPLASH OFF CAGE'S SHOULDERS AND FOLLOWED BY A TWISTING MOONSAULT FROM CAGE ON BOTH MEN. SOL COVERS MATT...1...2...3 AND IT'S ENOUGH. Wow what a match from all men. Bucks remain unsuccessful but looked more serious this time round. Sol and Cage remain undefeated and celebrate in the ring and you've got to wonder what's next for both teams. Bucks got some respect from the fans after that one.
Singles Matchup
Dolph Ziggler w/AJ Lee Vs Mick Foley
Our next match and it is a weird one. If Ziggler wins then maybe the women's division can return. Foley feels disrespected from Ziggler and AJ. Big chance for Ziggler here and Foley seems to retire and un-retire more times than Funk. This is more of a come down after the crazy match before but more of a storyline based one as well with more speaking and other consequences. So it's more fast as well and lasts 5 minutes maybe a little longer because it doesn't need to be that long 7/10. Ziggler gets booed and Foley get a big cheer. AJ Lee gets on the apron as the bell rings. Foley is distracted...BAAAM ZIG ZAG FROM ZIGGLER...1...2...NO! Oh that was close. This is a shorter match than others and Ziggler is in full control. He shouts insults at Foley after the Zig Zag and calls him washed up, old and fat. Ziggler lays in a few more kicks before putting him in the corner. Running knee from Ziggler and he does the bang bang sign. Fans are booing his showoff style. Elbows and elbows over and over from Ziggler before he stops on the final one and looks at the fans. What is he doing?...he pretends to take off his armbands, runs the ropes and PEOPLE'S ELBOW!. He just insulted both Foley and Rock that got a huge boo...1...2...NO Foley kicks out.
Ziggler has been in full control and this match has only lasted a few minutes. Ziggler then points to AJ and she puts her hand down her pants...she pulls out a sock from her um...vag..underwear and throws it to Ziggler. DOLPH SOCKO'S FOLEY BUT IT HAS NO EFFECT. DOUBLE ARM DDT FROM FOLEY. Fans go wild as Foley then goes down and he's got socko!. AJ Lee gets on the apron and AAAH FOLEY WITH SOCKO TO AJ!. The referee is trying to stop it and from behind ZIGGLER WITH ZIG ZAG AGAIN BUT FOLEY HOLDS ONTO THE ROPES. Foley lets go of AJ, turns around and socko's Ziggler but he's still near the ropes and the ref is in between...BAM LOW BLOW FROM AJ. The referee didn't see it and Ziggler with the Zig Zag again...1...2...3 IT'S OVER!. They cheated to win and the fans hate it. Ziggler and AJ celebrate in the ring as AJ skips around and over Foley as we fade away.
6 Man Tag Matchup
The Wyatt Family (Luke Harper, Bray Wyatt & Erick Rowan)
Vs
The Spectral Envoy (Ultramantis Black, Frightmare & Hallowicked)
Pretty big match here with a lot of talent. Fans boo the Wyatt's and I supposed cheer for TSE but who knows with all these wrestlers. Has more of a brawling style to it and it starts that way with all men brawling in and outside of the ring. Back and forth match before Rowan and Black are the two left in the ring. Lots of signature/finishing moves attempted throughout the match. A brawler vs faster style as well. Rowan uses his moves and a knuckle submission before tagging in Harper. Luke hits powerful fast moves on Black but he tags in Frightmare who tries to attack Harper but just gets a lariat. Hallowicked is in and takes out Rowan but stopped by Bray. All men end up in the ring and Wyatt's hit a triple suplex on all 3 members. Black dives on Rowan outside, Frightmare dives as well and then Harper with a suicide dive onto everyone. Match slows down again and Hallowicked fights back and lays out Bray with a Go 2 Sleepy. TSE then work together and work down Bray before getting a few close falls. Black hits the Ocean Cyclone on Bray but Harper interferes. Black lariats Harper but he doesnt care and he chokeslams Black.
Frightmare off the top rope and gets caught with a sitdown powerbomb from Harper. I think Bray has a chance of being EAM World champion eventually. Bray hits the Sister Abigail on Hallowicked and Frightmare with a huge dive outside taking out Harper/Rowan. Bray hits a running crossbody to Black as well. Harper and Black tagged in and Black gets the better of him before looking for a pin and Rowan interferes. TSE work together to throw Rowan outside but Harper big boots Frightmare down and outside the ring. This match is a mess of chaos and clusterfuckery!. Harper then picks up Hallowicked and fallaway slams him over the top rope onto Frightmare outside!. Black dropkicks Harper outside and we're left with Bray and Black in the ring. Black turns around and Bray crab walks and it even freaks Black out!. Black charges Bray and BAM Sister's Abigail...1...2...3 DONE. Wyatt's get the win but you've got to give it up for Bray getting the pin. Some good back and forth action with all guys attacking each other because they wouldn't want to follow the rules. CHIKARA/WWE feeling, 7/8/10 and 10/12 minutes. TWF celebrate in the ring as we fade away.
Last Man Standing Matchup
Kane Vs Willie Mack
Now we get more personal. Kane's career was so bad he was in a career match with Super Dragon he just changed. Kane has been on a war path ever since. Mack has gotten beatdown many times but keeps on coming back. It's a pretty strange thing though Mack vs Kane very unusual. 10/10, 15/20 minutes and Mack did beat Kane and Kane made himself bleed so he's looked ok but Kane has been just dominant. Another match type but its been up straight up wrestling since the first match so the gimmicks aren't overkill. What the hell is going to happen in this one?. Lots of stipulations would fit these two but neither man refuses to stay down and that's what you have to do in this one. Mack hasn't been his regular self and he knows the danger that Kane is.
Mack's music hits as prepare ourselves for this match. Hmm...no Mack and the announcer then introduces him again...no Mack. Hold on there's a camera...KANE AND MACK ARE FIGHTING BACKSTAGE. WASTING NO TIME AND THEY ARE ATTACKING EACH OTHER. Women and other wrestlers scatter out of the way as Mack throws Kane onto the cafeteria table. He pours the drinks on him and drags him off. I guess Mack attacked Kane first this time instead. Mack works over Kane and gets the advantage and in the ring the referee is looking on and calls for the bell!. A smart move from the ref and the match has started backstage. Mack then sees a coffee pot on another table...NO NO AAAH HE THROWS THE COFFEE ON KANE. He rolls around in pain but he's used to being burnt and Kane is down for 4 count. Mack irish whips Kane into a door and it breaks down!. We are in the locker room and Mack whips Kane into the locker. Mack then grabs a hold of Kane and is dragging him into the shower.
You can't Mack for this anger or attack after everything Kane has done. Mack throws Kane into the shower wall and OMG ITS AJ AND ZIGGLER. They're in the shower naked and quickly run out shouting and screaming. Mack has been distracted by AJ Lee and Kane grabs his throat and smashes him against the shower wall. Mack then turns on a shower and is trying to drown Kane!. His face is right in the faucet and he's choking and Kane has got to let go. Mack takes Kane out of the locker room and into the boiler room!?. Fans and announcers are loving this but confused at what is going on. Mack BANGS the door on Kane and runs inside. We see Kane recovering then entering the dark boiler room looking for Mack. GOOD GOD MACK JUST HITS KANE OVER THE HEAD WITH A PIPE!. Kane is down for a 5 but Mack doesn't give a shit and picks him back up.
Oh no...he moves Kane's head and puts it onto one of the pipes AAAH KANE'S BEING SCOLDED BY THE PIPE!. Mack then drags him and there's like a little construction box with pipes laid across them and Mack hits the Chocolate Thunder Bomb onto the pipes!. Kane is down for a 6 this time but again Mack doesn't care. He drags Kane out of the boiler room and traps his leg in the door and slams it shut. Mack is on fire right now and good for him!. Mack and Kane come back near the gorilla position and Willie sees a glass window. He whips Kane into it but he stops himself. Mack from behind then oh god PUSHES KANE INTO THE GLASS WINDOW!. Revenge for what Kane did and Kane is down for a 7 count but Mack picks him up and insults him that he's not through yet.
Mack goes back to the cafeteria table and then picks up the table and leans it on a wall like what normally happens in the middle of a ring against the turnbuckle. He knocks Kane down and waits him to get back up. Come on bitch Mack shouts as Kane gets back up but Mack has ran and hidden behind a box. Kane is looking around for him and leaning against the table...WAAAAH MACK COMES RUNNING FULL FORCE INTO KANE POUNCES HIM INTO THE TABLE!. Kane goes through the table and Mack smiles for the first time in ages. The referee is counting and now up to 8 before Mack interferes again and now brings him out into the crowd. Mack is beating down Kane hard in the audience before throwing him over into the ringside area. I guess he wants to end this match in front of all the fans. Mack then tells the announcers to move and what a night they've had and he takes the top off a table.
All announce tables are still in working over but Ambrose ran across them earlier. Mack pulls Kane up onto the table and asks for the fans support and they cheer him on hard. Mack's looking for the Chocolate Thunder Driver!...HE PICKS HIM UP BUT KANE GRABS HIS THROAT AGAIN!. KANE CHOKESLAM THROUGH THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE!. Just like that and Kane has turned everything around. A 5 count for Mack before Kane interferes and then composes himself and what the hell is he gonna do to Mack now. They have not even been in the ring and Kane puts Mack in a fireman's carry and looks at the entrance ramp. Kane is walking up towards the entrance ramp and stands in the middle of it. Kane irish whips him hard into the LCD tron and holy shit a few of the LCD lights just exploded!. Kane then signals the end but what is he gonna do now?. Kane picks up Mack and walks to the edge of the stage. Oh god no that's near the electrical stuff.
Kane grabs a hold of Mack's face and says something in his ear...he lifts him high in the air and just holds him!....CHOKESLAM OFF THE STAGE INTO THE ELECTRICAL BOXES AND IT EXPLODES!!!. HOLY SHIT STOP THE DAMN MATCH!. Mack has just gone up in a huge explosion!. Fans are in shock right and the referee can't believe it either. We can't even see Mack right now. The referee starts counting...1...5...7...9...10 ITS OVER. Kane wins in a sick match. Mack got revenge and he deserves it but Kane has took this too far and may have ended Mack's career. Kane leaves and the fans go silent. One of the announcers shoots about how this is happening too much and Emil should be doing something about this. First Kingston and now Mack the announcer says and says that Emil should be looking after the healthcare of these men. We see fans in the crowd upset and shocked at what's happened. Mack is helped onto a stretcher, then onto the entrance ramp as they are being extremely careful with him. WAIT WAIT WAIT KANE ITS KANE!!!. KANE IS BACK OUT HERE AND TIPS UP THE STRETCHER. Kane throws the paramedics away and picks up Mack. NO NO NO TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER ON THE ENTRANCE WAY. That's not the ring its the damn entrance way with steel!. Kane finally leaves and we fade away with a shot of a possibly dead Willie Mack.
Ornate Prime Championship Matchup
Claudio 'Cesaro' Castagnoli (c) Vs Johnny Gargano
What a chance this is for Gargano. After him winning a lot of matches and people not taking notice, he finally got it. Cesaro has been a good champion so far and Gargano is getting better. This is a change of pace and more relaxed and just wrestling after the shock that just happened. Still a fast and furious match from both men. ROH/PWG feeling here and the bell rings...Gargano big boot, suplex and a powerbomb on Cesaro already?!...1...2...NO holy crap where did that come from!?. Cesaro hits several uppercuts quickly and locks in a submission as Gargano quickly makes the ropes. All this happening so fast. Cesaro starts slowing things down and working over him. Cesaro throws him outside and hits a stomp to his chest. Cesaro back in the ring and hits a senton on Gargano for a 2. Gargano then takes control, throws him outside and hits a diving forearm.
Cesaro makes a comeback with uppercuts but he gets booted down. Gargano picks him up and looks for the lawn dart but Cesaro comes off the back and rolls him up for a 2. Back and forth pins from both men before a backslide. Cesaro with a big forearm and a twisting neckbreaker for a 2. Cesaro's gutwrench powerbomb for another 2. Cesaro locks in an STF but Gargano reverses it into dragon twister a very rare MMA move. Gargano with a DDT for a 2. Gargano with a top rope dropkick on Cesaro before setting him up on the top rope. Rana off the top rope from Gargano and he picks him up and hits the lawn dart for a 2 count. Gargano looks for the no escape but out of nowhere Cesaro hits a Neutralizer...1...2...NO. Cesaro then looks for the swing but fans boo as Gargano cradles him for a 2. No swing tonight folks!. Gargano kick and a backfist then into the Gargano Escape...Cesaro's in trouble and Gargano has done great. Cesaro rolls it over into a 2 count. Another uppercut before the Hurts Donut from Gargano...1...2...NO Cesaro kicks out.
The superkick is blocked into a sitdown powerbomb by Cesaro. He signals the end and looks for the Recola Bomb but Gargano hits a yoshi tonic pin...1...2...HE LOCKS IN THE GARGANOESCAPE...CESARO'S IN TROUBLE...HE WONT...CESARO'S ABOUT TO TAP AND HE DOE...CESARO PICKS UP GARGANO WHILE IN THE SUBMISSION. He launches Gargano into the air...when he comes down...BAM UPPERCUT. Cesaro then hits the Neutralizer...1...2...3 and he keeps the title. What an effort from Gargano though. Cesaro is a heel but could show Gargano some respect after the match. He's not ready just yet but one day he might be. 13:45, 8.5/10 and Cesaro celebrates with his belt as we fade away.
Hardcore Rules Matchup
ACH Vs Randy Orton
Our penultimate main event of the evening and this one has some history. They've both gone after each other with Orton looking better and ACH really needing a win here because he hasn't beat him yet. Orton has beat him and attacked him but ACH got some revenge by screwing Orton last match. Back and forth match from both and even though it is a Hardcore match, I don't think weapons or too much violence is needed and most of the match takes place in the middle of the ring. Rules are just more relaxed and chain wrestling starts the match off with Orton getting the better of. ACH throws Orton outside and hits a dive taking him out. Back and forth strikes in the ring before a neckbreaker for Orton for a 2. Fans are cheering for ACH and booing Orton. PWG feeling here and Orton with a dropkick, takes ACH outside and fights him around the ring.
ACH stops him and hangs him on the barricade, goes to the apron and hits an RVD style legdrop. ACH looks for another dive but Orton moves in time. Orton takes ACH over towards the announce table and one has been destroyed tonight. He takes the top off it and puts ACH on top and gets up with him. The announcers are going crazy and annoyed with this. Orton looking for an RKO through the table but ACH pushes him off. ACH hits a 450 splash from the announce table to Orton laid out on the floor!. ACH throws him back inside and hits a springboard elbow for a 2. ACH looks for the springboard ace crusher but Orton pushes him off and throws him into the turnbuckle. Scoop slam by Orton, the Garvin stomp kicks and follows it up with a knee drop for a 2. Orton is looking for an RKO but ACH with a beautiful sunset roll through...1...2...NO. If Orton wins then it will increase his momentum over ACH but if not then ACH will get the deserving win.
A lot of bad guys have won tonight and Orton winning would make that even more one sided. ACH goes to the outside apron for a springboard but Orton with a rope hung DDT for 2. Orton with uppercuts and a running powerslam for a 2. ACH tries to fight back but it doesn't work as Orton stays on him. ACH just fights back with kicks, punches and hits a handspring Tajiri style into the ropes but Orton reverses it, turns him around and BAM JUST LIKE THAT RKO!!! AND IT'S OVER...1...2...WHAT ACH JUST KICKED OUT!. That doesn't happen much and the fans are shocked. Orton doesn't know what to do and looks outside. He goes out and puts the steel steps into the ring. He waits for ACH to get up and HITS HIM WITH THE STEPS. ACH has crawled in the corner then Orton puts the steps in front of ACH...oh no not this again. He's gonna try and snap his neck...he walks back to the corner and then runs looking for the Punt...ACH in time just rolls out onto the outside apron.
Orton charges in but ACH hits an elbow. Orton is knocked back and ACH hits the springboard shooting star...RKO FROM ORTON JUST LIKE LAST TIME!!!...WAIT...ACH REVERSES OUT OF IT WITH A WORM STYLE BODY ROLL, RUNS THE ROPES, JUMPS...SPRINGBOARD ACE CRUSHER...COVER...1...2...3 WHAT!?. Holy shit what a win!. ACH just gets it like that and Orton is sitting up in shock and can't believe it. One simple mistake and everything changes. A huge win for ACH. We even thought Orton kicked out at 2 but it wasn't enough. Orton wasn't even 100 percent hurt or ready to be pinned and ACH got lucky. Orton is already up as ACH is still down. Orton is pissed and starts attacking ACH with kicks in the corner. He screams as he goes to one side of the ring...PUNT TO ACH. The match is over stop already and thank god no chair was on ACH's head. Fans boo Orton as he finally leaves the ring up the entrance ramp. ACH is out in the ring as the ref checks on him.
Orton stops on the rampway and looks over his shoulder. Oh god no, not more of this. Orton runs back into the ring, throws the ref out, picks ACH up and throws him outside of the ring. He puts ACH on the announce table, stands him up and shouts stupid at him. RKO THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE. ACH is done and Orton finally leaves. We get another stretcher which helps ACH and he leaves up the entrance way. The announcers are again going batshit crazy blaming Emil, EAM and saying 'how many more bodies Emil!?, this is your fault!, you're putting your own wrestlers and our safety in danger and I can't take much more of this', 9/10, 12:34 and ACH is stretched to the back as we fade away.
(Was back and forth on this because wasn't sure what do do. Decided it that way so ACH can have some momentum and get a big win but Orton was barely hurt and it was more a quick shock win. Orton destroyed him after and really that's what fans will remember. Orton isn't hurt by this at all and if ACH didn't get the win then it would be too one sided.)
Cage Of Death Matchup For The KOTC Title
If Steen Loses, He Will Retire
Adam Cole (c) Vs Kevin Steen
It is time for our main event. Who thought it would come to this. We get an MV etc before the match starts and the Cage of Death gets set up. It has been a long time coming this one. Steen said his CZW roots helped him decide the kind of COD. A four sided cage with yellow bars and the top of the cage is like a house of pain/lethal lockdown top but only one half of the top is covered. Hanging from that is weapons and on the half that doesn't have the cover is covered with lines of razor wire and barbed wire!. No way in and no way out. This feud will end here tonight. Weapons are also in the ring and the stipulation reads that if Steen isn't champion and loses then he will retire, this is a cash in match but also for the case, KOTC title and they have not touched each other since the contract signing where Steen signed the contract in Cole's own blood. Steen says he has surprises for Cole tonight and wants the final humiliation.
HERE WE GO 10/10, PWG/CZW feeling and over 30 minutes long. Steen comes out first and he is smiling like we've never seen him before but he has something with him. Oh god it's a wooden crucifix!. Steen said he was gonna crucifix Cole and take him to hell but not in the literal sense!. Steen is happy and puts the crucifix inside the ring, gets in and prepares himself. We've already had a sick sick night and this isn't going to help Emil or EAM with investors/shareholders and advertisers. Cole's music hits and he's lost his mind!. 'Jesus Christ Superstar' plays before Cole's music!. He's been calling himself Jesus Christ for a while now and Cole comes out with no belt for some reason and his hair covering his face. Steen is ready and has his fists up as Cole walks around the ring...hold on...Adam Cole is coming down the entrance ramp, what the hell is this?. We have two Cole's?. The other Cole goes to the other side of the cage and Steen is surrounded by both Cole's on opposite sides. IT'S THE YOUNG BUCKS!. They're friends with Adam Cole but where the hell is Adam!?. WAIT A MINUTE FROM BEHIND BAAAAM COLE LAYS OUT STEEN WITH THE BELT. It was a ruse all along. Cole smiles and humiliates Steen again!. What a cheap and lousy move from Cole as fans boo him like crazy.
Cole goes to work by kicking Steen over and over and the Bucks then close the door. They take the lock off the door? and replace it with a piece of barbed wire!. Bucks wrap the barbed wire around the door instead of the lock and now there's no way out. You can't open barbed wire and Cole is going to win this one early on. Nick Jackson then throws something into the ring through the big cage squares and we can't see what it is because it's near all the weapons. YES YES YES BRIAN CAGE AND SOL RUN DOWN TO THE RING AND ATTACK BUCKS. They fight Bucks up the entrance way and the fans love it!. Who knows, maybe the Bucks would've stayed the entire match. Cole is pissed and distracted and does he ever learn!?...FROM BEHIND STEEN WAITS FOR HIM TO TURN AROUND WAAAH PACKAGE PILEDRIVER...NO WAY...1...NOT THIS EARLY...2...THRE...COLE JUST KICKS OUT!. What an opening to this match and this PPV could be a PPV of the year candidate and it was just a filler really. Oh what an opening and the match starts slowing down. Steen starts working over Cole in the corner and this turns into a normal match.
Steen with a samoan drop and side winder suplex for a 2. Pinfall in the ring only counts and this isn't a usual cage match. Steen pulls down a chain that is hanging and starts choking Cole with it. Steen then puts it on his fist, starts punching Cole and Cole is busted wipe open!. These two don't even care about pinfalls. Steen then irish whips Cole into the wooden crucifix in the corner but Cole reverses it and sends Steen into it and finally makes a comeback. Cole irish whips Steen into the cage wall hard for several times before ripping down a trash can lid and smacks Steen over the head with it!. Cole goes to the top rope, touches the razor/barb and cuts his finger open by accident. No way out of this one and Cole with an elbow from the top rope as he has the trash can lid...1...2...NO. Cole then starts beating Steen with the chain before busting him wide open. Cole throws the chain and goes over towards the corner and picks up something. Steen is on his knees as Cole walks over to him with this object...It's a drinking straw!?. Even the fans laugh at that, what a pointless weapon!. Hold on...no...COLE SUCKS UP STEEN'S BLOOD AND SPITS IT RIGHT BACK INTO HIS FACE!!!. THAT IS SICK!. The announcers and fans feel disgusted as they chant 'you sick fuck'. Fans are grossed out by that as Cole starts doing the HHH spritz into the air, then scoop slams Steen down.
Cole now smiles and walks over into the corner and picks something up. He's got gloves and pliers!. That must be what Nick threw in earlier!. Like him or not that is a smart move as Cole has a wire cutter and gloves, he goes onto the top rope and starts cutting a line of barbed wire and then razor wire from the top. He's made a big enough hole as well but comes back into the ring and mixes them together. This is too much AAAH COLE WHIPS STEEN WITH THE BARBED AND RAZOR WIRE AND ITS STUCK IN HIS BACK!. We thought Ambrose/Angle/Mack/Kane were sick from earlier but this is another level. He's whipping Steen over and over as his t-shirt is being torn away. We can hear that lashing sound and see some younger people in the audience looking away. Cole throws it down to one side and has been in control for a while now. Cole now goes to the corner and mocks HBK with the kicks and looks for the superkick...WAAAAAH STEEN JUST STAPLED COLE IN THE BALLS!. STEEN HAS A STAPLER IN HIS HAND. Cole is hobbling around in pain as he lets out a disturbing scream. Both men are just covered in blood and AAAAH STEEN STAPLES COLE'S ASS. Steen goes over towards the corner, gets pieces of paper and they read 'Kill Steen Kill'. HE STAPLES IT TO COLE'S HEAD AND THEN ANOTHER ONE.
No fake gimmicks here, Cole is on his knees and within seconds the paper is blood red. Steen throws the staple gun away and goes to the corner. SUPERKICK FROM STEEN AS COLE'S ON HIS KNEES!. Gives him a taste of his own medicine...1...2...NO Cole somehow kicks out!. Cole rips out the paper and staples as Steen starts dancing away. He's firing up, rips down a dangling guitar and starts playing the blues!. He dances and waits for Cole to get back up as we have a staredown between the both of them. Cole tries to run up the cage and escape but he has nowhere to go, tries the other side and as he turns around BAAM GUITAR SHOT OVER THE HEAD. Cole collapses and Steen throws the guitar away. He is just moments away from winning...just pin him!. This is one of the most emotional things ever as the fans are cheering Steen like crazy!. COME ON COVER HIM AN HE EVENTUALLY DOES...1...2...COLE STAPLES STEEN. COLE GRABBED THE STAPLER IN TIME AND STOPS THE PIN. Steen rolls around in pain on the floor, Cole then picks him up and moves him in the corner and...AAAH STAPLES HIS TONGUE TO THE TURNBUCKLE!. Cole grabs the wire cutters and goes back up, cuts the razor and barbed wire lines and there's only a couple of lines left!. Cole makes a giant ball of razor and barbed wire in the corner of the ring.
Steen just ripped his face away from the turnbuckle and then Cole positions, charges Steen...HIGH BACK BODY DROP AND AAAH COLE GOES INTO THE BALL!!!. COLE IS STUCK IN THE BALL. Steen picks him out of it as blood chunks fly everywhere. As Steen picks him up, Cole pushes him away, SUPERKICK TO STEEN, IN WHAT MUST'VE HAVE COLE'S LAST EFFORT. COLE CHARGES STEEN...PANAMA SUNRISE (FLIP PILEDRIVER) INTO THE BARBED AND RAZOR WIRE BALL!!!. BOTH MEN ARE DEAD AND NEITHER MAN IS MOVING...COLE PUTS HIS ARM OVER STEEN...1...2...NO!?!. How the hell did Steen kick out after that. The fans chant 'this is awesome' and even 'match of the year!'. Both men get up, have wire stuck in them, have a back and forth in the middle of the ring with fans booing and cheering for each man. Cole pushes him away and looks for the superkick but Steen grabs his foot, spins him around...SLAP FROM COLE...SLAP FROM STEEN...YES YES YES...PACKAGED PILEDRIVER ONTO THE BALL FROM STEEN?!...COLE FLIPS OVER AS THEY LAND, ROLLS HIM UP AND STEEN'S SHOULDERS ARE STUCK IN THE WIRE...1...HE'S GOT THE TRUNKS...2...3 NO NO NO!!!. HE DID IT!!!. THAT SONOFABITCH DID IT AGAIN!!!. COLE WINS!?. Fans and the announcers are in complete shock!. It wasn't fair though for Steen because his shoulders were stuck and Cole used the trunks. Steen's career is over?. The case in null and void and somehow Cole keeps the KOTC title and humiliated Steen once again. We can't even see the faces of either man because of the blood and Cole starts celebrating with his title. Steen crawls out of the ball and into the corner and asks for a mic.
The announcer puts the mic through the square cage rung and Steen starts speaking and his mouth is bloodied as well. Steen: You piece of shit, you did it again, you humiliated me once again, ended by career and made the case mean nothing. Cole laughs and mocks Steen while covered in blood. Steen: I never thought I would have to have a COD match but that's what it took...but Cole...you really are a stupid bastard. Remember a few weeks ago at the contract signing?. You signed it without reading?. Your cocky arrogant ways got the better of you kid and I said I was going to humiliate you. IF you had read the entire contract, it reads that yes my career was on the line because I had to make myself do that but only if I wasn't the champion by the end of the night. The night isn't over Cole and on that contract...mentioned nothing of a case. This isn't my cash in, it wasn't for the case and I still have the case!!!. You did just beat me, but you won a normal title match. REFEREE I AM NOW CASHING IN MY MONEY IN THE BANK BRIEFCASE AND I SAID I WAS GOING TO CRUCIFIX YOU AND SEND YOU TO HELL AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M GONNA DO!. The fans go crazy!!!. IT WAS A RUSE ALL ALONG. STEEN WITH THE ULTIMATE AND FINAL HUMILIATION!.
Cole is pissed and shouting at the referee as he rings the bell. Cole goes to attack Steen in the corner with kicks and Steen fires up, slaps him across the face and BAAAM PACKAGE PILEDRIVER. Steen stops and doesn't go for the pin?. He looks over at the crucifix and brings it over. What the hell is he doing?. Steen lays the crucifix down and puts Cole on top of it. OMG he then puts some of the barbed/razor wire around Cole's hands, then legs and reaches up for a rope!?. He pulls down a rope which was hidden at the top of the cage on the steel half. THERE'S A HOOK ON THE CRUCIFIX. STEEN HOOKS THE CRUCIFIX AND HOLY SHIT COLE IS HANGING UPSIDE DOWN STUCK ON THE CROSS. This is insane and fans are in shock. Steen gets some more of the barbed/razor, starts whipping Cole and gets revenge for earlier, well he calls himself Jesus Christ...Steen gets on his knees and kisses Cole on the mouth!. He then writes 'KSK' on Cole's chest with his own blood!. Steen gets the pliers and goes over towards the door, cuts the wire off and opens the door and leaves!?. What is he doing!?. Steen takes the first top of the steps off and...OH STOP NO MORE. Steen gets in the ring with this thing and it's...GASOLINE!!!. STOP THE FUCKING MATCH. STEEN DOUSES COLE IN THE GASOLINE. Memories of Travis Gerweck's last minutes and we never saw him again!.
Steen throws the gasoline tank down....WAAAAAAAH STEEN JUST LIT HIM ON FIRE!!!. HE'S ON FIRE!!!. COLE IS HANGING UPSIDE DOWN ON A CRUCIFIX ON FIRE!. COLE IS SCREAMING AS HE'S BURNT ALIVE. The door is open and officials quickly run in, throw water onto Cole and use a fire extinguisher!. They put him out, unhook him and Cole isn't moving. Steen then realizes what he's done and backs off in the corner covering his mouth in shock. Kris Kloss is going crazy and then says 'I AM SICK OF IT. THERE'S A DAMN LIMIT. STEEN JUST BURNT COLE ALIVE. THIS IS YOUR DAMN FAULT EMIL, I CAN'T TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE, YOU RISK YOUR WRESTLERS AND OUR HEALTH FOR YOUR COMPANY, FUCK EAM I QUIT!!!. One of the announcers just quit live on air and leaves up the entrance ramp!. Steen is back in the ring and the shocked look becomes anger. Steen throws the officials outside and closes the door again. Cole is not moving, covered in blood in the middle of the ring and stuck on the crucifix possibly suffering from second degree burns.
Steen then grabs a hold of the barbed wire/razor wire ball and climbs the top of the cage. He can get through now because there's none left. Steen stands on top of the cage and covers himself in the ball of barbed and razor and it looks like a tear drops down his face. WAAAAAH 20 FOOT SWANTON BOMB OFF THE TOP OF THE CAGE ONTO COLE IN THE RING WHILST HE'S COVERED IN BARBED AND RAZOR WIRE. STEEN COVERS AND THE REFEREE DOESN'T WANT TO COUNT BUT HAS GOTTA...1...2...3 IT'S DONE!!!. HE'S DONE IT BUT AT WHAT COST!?. Fans cheer for Steen as he can barely stand up after that. The ring is a mess, Steen climbs up on top of the half steel cage and the show ends with Steen celebrating on top of the Cage of Death while holding his title high. Cole is dead, not moving in the ring and it might not be his last ever match but he'll be gone for a while. Maybe the greatest plan and Money in the Bank cash in of all time and we cut to black.