A special thanx to all the promotions participating in this special event: (In no particilar order) ROH, TNA, Chikara, DGUSA, Evolve, OVW, JAPW, NWA, PWG, AAA, DDT, Zero1, Wrestle1, Over The Top, HOH, HoG, LU, NEW, Global Force, CMLL, MLW, 2AW, NWF, ECW, CZW, Omega, Fight Club;Pro, Defy, Progress and offcourse EAM Promotions!
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20-Man Over The Top Rope Battle Royale For A Special Price
Welcome everyone to our very special one off PPV in Syria. There’s already been 3 terrorist attacks since EAM have arrived but that doesn’t matter because we have arrived to take over!. A very odd, bizarre and strange PPV for sure with names we’ve never seen before. We get the introductions for this our first match of the night where the winner will receive a special prize we don’t know. Mixed reactions for different people and here we go!. Moose throws over Inaba straight away. Some fighting continues on between everybody and don’t think women are even allowed to wrestle on this show but there’s some. Taven gets thrown over like nothing. Embarrassing for the ROH champion. Wait a minute there’s somebody not even in the ring...who is that up there. Above the ring there’s a giant platform that just lowered down...WAAAH AEROSTAR DIVES 20 FEET INTO THE RING. What an entrance to this match!. Aerostar throws over Yoshida, Mantequilla and Curtis Murray!.
Still Life start dancing around but get thrown out by MJF who mocks them, Dutt nails the corkscrew 450 on Allin but gets thrown over by MJF. Could call Dutt a legend. Mack with a pounce to Moose but throws gets over by MJF who’s on fire right now. Takeshita fights with Ciampa who throws him out. Shockercito misses a dive and gets thrown out by MJF and Aerostar who then start fighting. Finlay and Pillman are fighting each other but decide that it’s a good idea to work together!. They thrown out Sekimoto and Ciampa!. Wow what a team they would be together. Allin has a skateboard and jumps off the top rope with a double stomp to Moose. Aerostar is on the apron as Allin climbs the top rope...FREEFALLS BACKWARDS ONTO THE OUTSIDE APRON HARD BUT AERO MOVES. Wow insanely hard tough bump which eliminates him. Moose beats down the last few men but they all work together to eliminate him. We are now down to just a few men in this match!. Aerostar works down Pillman and Finlay together who would really make a good team in EAM together.
Aerostar throws out Finlay!. He looks to throw over Pillman who reverses right after throwing him out!. Some fans boo but great appearance by Aerostar and Pillman helping his I guess new tag partner. Pillman has made it to the end and is thinking that he’s won but wait..CHEESEBURGER. DON’T FORET ABOUT HIM...FROM BEHIND NO WAY...CHEESEBURGER THROWS OUT...NO HE HOLDS ON. Wow the place almost went crazy for that one. Pillman beats down Cheeseburger as fans boo this ending. He taunts and mocks Cheese as he puts him on the turnbuckle tapping him on the head like a good boy. Pillman looks for a military press as he throws Cheese over the top...CHEESE TURNS IT INTO A TORNADO DDT AND THROWS OUT PILLMAN OVER THE ROPES HAHA IT’S OVER!. Cheeseburger has won this match...who the hell expected this!. Fans are going wild for this one as Cheeseburger celebrates his victor...NO WAIT FROM BEHIND...THAT’S...MJF HE WAS HIDING OUTSIDE THE RING. MJF THROWS CHEESEBURGER OVER THE TOP ROPE WITHOUT HIM KNOWING DAMNIT!. The fans are booing like hell but what a smart heelish move from MJF. He mocks the crowd as Cheeseburgers dream comes to an end. MJF celebrates HIS victory as we cut away.
Singles Matchup (OVW Vs JAPW)
Jamin Olivencia Vs Dan Maff
Our next match of the night isn’t as exciting or big as the first match but still ok. Both get introductions with people having no idea who Jamin is. JAPW is 22 years old in 2019. Here we go, back and forth match between both of them. Jamin dominates early on beating down Maff who comes back a few minutes later. Maff is a big guy and was always underrated. Reversed powerslam followed by a military press for a 2. Jamin looks for a handspring but Maff spears Jamin as he’s upside down in the back!. Maff picks up Jamin and nails the Burning Hammer!...1...2...3 it’s over. Maff picks up the win in a short but fun match. He celebrates as we cut away.
BREAKING NEWS: We have just received word that our next match will not only be an elimination match but will also have barbed wire exploding boards around the ring which will count as an elimination is somebody goes through one!. Wow huge news but we are in the Middle East and it fits the style and history of the promotions.
Barbed Wire Exploding Boards 4-On-4 Elimination Death Matchup (ECW Vs CZW)
Mick Foley, RVD, Tommy Dreamer & Sabu w/Sandman
Vs
Drake Younger, John Zandig, DJ Hyde & Drew Gulak w/Nick Gage
It’s gonna be a very weird night and you have to suspend your disbelief for some of these matches and wrestlers involved. Almost like it’s a dream that never happened like our next match in which now will include exploding barbed wire boards and they’ll count as eliminations. All wrestlers come out getting different reactions. CZW out first getting boos and less of a reaction which makes sense. It’s funny seeing where all these people are. Drake is currently the GM but also a referee in NXT, Zandig is retired, sold CZW, hates it and DJ and works with GCW, DJ owns the company, Gage has been GCW champion for two years and Drew is the current Cruiserweight champion!. A lot can happen in a decade!. Definitely some interesting but strange names to represent some of the companies tonight. Out comes ECW getting huge chants as a brawl breaks out in the crowd with ECW/CZW fans fighting each other!. Maybe this match should have been higher up on the card but still a possible show stealer. ECW chants followed by CZW chants.
They all come out different sides of the building with Sandman leading the pack. Most wrestlers are already bleeding before entering the ring this could be crazy!. Everyone is in the ring with fans chanting this is awesome already. There’s still one guy left...BANG BANG...OMG IT’S CACTUS JACK...HE’S BACK!. Mick Foley is retired he can’t be here tonight!. We have a five on five stand off before the match has even started. Half of the guys have weapons including kendos/chairs and trash cans in hand!. WAIT...OMG...GAGE JUST TURNED ON CZW. WTF...GAGE IS ATTACKING CZW!. GAGE TAKES OFF HIS SHIRT...HE’S GOT THE GCW TITLE ON!. WHO’S THAT IN THE CROWD...THAT’S...JUNGLE BOY, MARKO STUNT, PCO AND JOEY JANELA!. A massive GCW chant breaks out as they start fighting with ECW and CZW!. GCW have ruined this match you can’t forget or ignore them!. Some fans are booing while brawling each other in the crowd. THE LIGHTS JUST WENT OFF...WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING NOW. THEY TURN BACK ON...WHAT!?. THAT’S ROB BLACK AND LIZZY BORDEN!. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!. I THOUGHT THEY WERE DEAD!. SUPREME, ANGEL, POGO THE CLOWN, HOMELESS JIMMY AND GQ MONEY ARE IN THE RING WITH THEM!. XPW have invaded EAM!. This is a massive brawl now!
WHO’S THIS NOW...THAT’S MESSIAH...HE COMES RUNNING DOWN TO THE RING TO HELP CZW AND ATTACKS XPW. Of course after Messiah left XPW he was attacked and had his finger cut off by Rob and XPW!. He, we or us will never forget!. JOURNEY WITH ME INTO THE MIND OF...OMG THAT’S NEW JACK THROUGH THE CROWD WITH WEAPONS. RIGHT AFTER THAT...SICK NICK MONDO FROM CZW. THIS IS INSANE. DREW GULAK IS BEING ATTACKED BY HIS OWN CZW GUYS INCLUDING NECRO BUTCHER WHO JUST APPEARED. THEY JUST TURNED ON AND ARE CALLING HIM SELLOUT AND THAT HE DOESN’T REPRESENT CZW!. WTF THAT’S ONITA, MASATO TANAKA, GREAT SASUKE WHO’S IN A MATCH TONIGHT AND MATSUNAGA FROM FMW!?. HOLD ON...THAT’S JUN KASAI, ITO , MASADA, KOBAYASHI, TAKEDA AND NUMAZAWA FROM BJW!!!. THIS IS AWESOME. Legendary women’s wrestler Megumi Kudo is out here fighting for FMW also!. Never did we think something like this would happen. The laws are less important in Syria I guess if this can happen!. The fans are going crazy and the nostalgia and history is coming back. This match isn’t happening!. Emil comes out on the stage half naked since he’s getting ready for his match and he is pissed!. Shouting and screaming what the fuck is going on!. Stop damnit stop!. You’ve ruined this match!. Then he stops and slowly starts smiling...ok...ok if this is what you want...recognition for XPW one of my favorites and GCW a new and upcoming CZW/ECW style of company, BJW and the company that started it all FMW...then I’ll give you what you want FMW, BJW, XPW and GCW will be added to this match!. Start the damn match!. Omg what is going on!.
Emil then stops and smiles...wait...wait a minute...I’ve got an even better idea...yes...this is great...I’m amazing!...in a very short while we have a PPV coming up and I want it to be the biggest show of all time...so I’m sorry Syria but this match is too big even for you!...BECAUSE...THIS MATCH...WILL HAPPEN AT GRANDSLAM!!!. OMG BJW vs FMW vs XPW VS GCW VS CZW VS ECW AT GRANDSLAM ONE FINAL TIME!. Oh and don’t worry you’ll get your barbed wire because at Grandslam we will have that and also the 30 man, 6 team elimination match but that match will be a...LANDMINE TIMB BOMB BARBED WIRE EXPLODING BOARD, LIGHTTUBE AND RING ELIMINATION DEATH MATCH!!!. HOLY SHIT WHAT AN ANNOUNCEMENT. GRANDSLAM CAN’T COME SOON ENOUGH!.
As the brawl starts to settle down and breaks out around the building and in the ring since this has been ruled a no contest. Cactus is standing in the ring by himself...FROM BEHIND...WAIT...OMG THAT’S TERRY FUNK!!!. We haven’t seen him in years!. He’s gotta be 180 years old!. He’s still wrestling!?. Cactus smiles at Funk as they do the BANG BANG together...FUNK PULLS SOMETHING OUT...FIREBALL TO CACTUS!?. HE TURNED ON HIM JUST LIKE THE OLD DAYS!. FUNK IS NOW ATTACKING JACK WITH A FLAMING ROD IN THE BACK!. Onita gets back in the ring, faces off with Funk and then raises his hand!. Funk has joined FMW’s side!. We cut away with Onita holding Funk’s hand high!. Who the fuck saw that coming!.
This is the match that Emil just booked and will happen at Grandslam:
One Night Only for Hardcore, Extreme and Deathmatch Company Supremacy: 30 Man, 6 Team, BJW vs FMW vs XPW vs CZW vs ECW vs GCW, An Electrified Barbed Wire Boards, Exploding Barbed Wire Ropes, Lighttubes, Fire Ropes and Ring Landmine Timebomb Elimination Deathmatch:
ECW: Cactus Jack, RVD, Tommy Dreamer, Sabu and Sandman w/New Jack
Vs
CZW: Drake Younger, John Zandig, DJ Hyde, Necro Butcher and Sick Nick Mondo w/Messiah
Vs
XPW: Supreme, The Hardcore Homosexual: Angel, Pogo the Clown, Homeless Jimmy and GQ Money w/Rob Black and Lizzy Borden
Vs
GCW: Nick Gage, Joey Janela, Jungle Boy, Marko Stunt and PCO w/Penelope Ford
Vs
FMW: Atsushi Onita, Masato Tanaka, Great Sasuke, Terry Funk and Mitsuhiro Matsunaga w/Megumi Kudo
Vs
BJW: Jun Kasai, Abdullah Kobayashi, Ryuji Ito, Jaki Numazawa and Masashi Takeda w/MASADA
Good lord that is going to be insane and why not?. We rarely get things like this or a stipulation like this anymore. A once in a lifetime impossible dream match nobody thought would ever happen featuring some of the greatest ever!. This might be the biggest and best Grandslam of all time!.
Singles Matchup (EVOLVE Vs Dragon Gate USA)
Timothy Thatcher Vs Johnny Gargano
There’s no way in hell we can top what we just saw but I guess we can try. Back and forth match between these two. Of course DGUSA merged with EVOLVE. Gargano has achieved so much now while Thatcher is still new. Both get a solid reaction. Some good bumps both technically and physically. Some submission holds also. Thatcher dominates and works down Gargano for several minutes throughout the match. Looking for close falls and spots. Gargano with a lawn dart and multiple superkicks. Nearing the end of the match Thatcher nails a floppy piledriver...1...2...kick out. Gargano fights back with a yakuza kick followed by a Gargnoescape...HE TAPS OUT. Nice win for Gargano who celebrates his victory as we cut away.
4-On-4 Elimination Matchup (Men Of Honor Vs TNI - Total Nonstop Impact)
Up next is another big match of the show and let’s hope that this match actually happens!. ROH vs TNA two competitors in the mid 2000’s and wrestlers from these companies have gone on to do so much and become major stars. This is another elimination match which we didn’t see earlier. Out comes TNA getting mostly boos from the crowd while ROH get the biggest cheers. We get the introductions and here we go!. There’s some interesting names in this like Joe who was great in both companies so kind of hard which side he should be on. Suicide a strange name but I guess he was around for a long time. Jarrett makes perfect sense, so does Roode and Angle being with them. On the other side Lethal who’s more recent ROH, Briscoes who started in CZW but have never left and have always been loyal to ROH. Nigel with them of course and Daniel Bryan who comes out as Bryan Danielson for this match!. Back and forth match between everybody in this one with high flying, powerful bumps, technical moves, double teaming spots all throughout.
Suicide fights it out with Lethal who nails a lethal injection for a 3 count and elimination. Some more fighting continues before Roode Awakening and a Stroke by Jarrett on Lethal...1..2...3...Lethal is eliminated. Daniel works down Roode with submissions before Briscoes get involved as well. Jay Driller to Roode for the 3 count!. Daniel and Joe have this awesome staredown with fans chanting this is awesome as they fight for the next several minutes. Hard kicks by both men as Mark Briscoe attacks Joe. Mark with a missed SSP while Joe locks him in for the Choke and a tap out. Jay comes in right after that but Jarrett nails a stroke on him as Joe chokes out Jay just like their title match back in the day.
Briscoes are both eliminated and we are down to one man. Jarrett attacks Daniel beating him down. He tags in Joe who looks reluctant to fight Daniel. Fans cheer Joe and boo Jarrett as Angle now gets on the apron trying to tell Joe to do it. Joe doesn’t know what to do. Help TNA or ROH?. ROH chant breaks out as Jarrett calls Joe a fat piece of shit and slaps him across the face. Angle tries to run in but Nigel trips him off the apron...LARIAT BY NIGEL TO ANGLE!. Another guy from TNA that was underused. Joe leaves the ring as fans go wild!. Joe leaves off up the rampway because Joe turned on TNA and helped his home!. The history between these men is stuff of legends. Jarrett is up in the ring telling Joe to go leave you’re not needed. He turns around and gets Yes kicked before finally locking in the Yes Lock but since it’s a special occasion Bryan turns it into Cattle Mutilation...JARRETT GIVES UP!. ROH wins!. Bryan, Nigel and the rest of ROH celebrate their win in the ring as we cut away.
Grudge Matchup
John Morrison Vs Orange Cassidy
Morrison comes out getting a mixed reaction while The Laziest Wrestler in the World comes out getting huge cheers. Cassidy officially made his EAM debut recently and should be interesting to see how big he gets. Cassidy has a glass of OJ with him of course. Pretty short and comedic match from both men. Morrison tries to wrestle OJ who just sits down, rolls around and refuses to work with Morrison. Morrison looks for a German but still with hands in his pockets lands on his feet. Morrison asks what the hell is wrong with this guy. Morrison goes to the corner and drinks OJ’s Orange before spitting it in his face!. Uh oh not a good idea. OJ comes charging at Morrison with armdrags and ranas with no hands. Dive through the ropes still with pocket hands. Cover for a 2. Morrison tries to force his hands out but OJ kip ups!. Morrison shouts at OJ aren’t you Fire Ant from CHIKARA!. OJ finally takes his hands out and does a soft kick and chop. Morrison looks confused as he whips him into the corner. But Orange just lays across the top rope. Morrison charges in...OJ ROLLS DOWN MORRISON’S DOWN WITH A SCHOOL BOY...1...2...3...IT’S OVER!. Just like that OJ picks up the win. He doesn’t celebrate his win as cut away.
Special Tag Team Challenge For The EAM Tag Team Titles
The Lucha Bros (Rey Fenix & Pentagon Jr.) (c) Vs The Colibri Coalition (Rey Mysterio & El Hijo de Rey Misterio)
Our next match is an almost dream match none of us thought would happen. Back and forth match from both teams with high flying, double teaming and big spots. Signature/finishing moves throughout as well. Lot of armdrags and ranas in this one. Imagine if they actually win the titles. Would have actually been awesome if Dominick was Rey’s partner. Double 619 doesn’t get the win. All men do high flying bumps to the outside of the ring onto each other. Fenix with a corkscrew 450 and reverse rana driver. Pentagon nails the arm breaker. Back and forth fighting continues as the match comes to a close with Rey hitting the tonic on Fenix...1 2 NO...kick out. Rey gets thrown outside as Pentagon nails the Packaged Piledriver with a stomp from Fenix for the 3 count and win. This very heavy AAA style match has finished. After the match they all celebrate together and show respect to Lucha. Lucha Bros get a good win and it helps them solidify their reign.
Bullrope Matchup For The NWA Title
James Storm (c) Vs " Hangman " Adam Page
Up next is a good old fashioned bullrope match that features the um current NWA Champion vs Page. Storm gets cheers while Page gets booed because he’s apart of the Elite. No doubt they want to bring another belt to the Elite especially after losing the tag belts. This is a kind of throwaway title match. NWA doesn’t mean much anymore. Pretty normal match from both men. Several uses of the rope including choking. Storm has never been that good but Page is still growing. This is gonna be a pinfall match and not the four rope touches. Technical moves and power spots while using the rope to their leverage. Storm starts whipping Page with the belt. Storm looking for the finish but here comes Scurll damn it!. Elite trying to cheat...WAIT...THAT’S BOBBY ROODE WTF. Roode comes down to the ring to help Storm his former partner. What a night of surprises this has been and remember he wrestled earlier tonight. Roode and Scurll battle up the rampway but from behind Page with a low blow followed the Hangman lariat...1...2...3 damn it!. Page has won the NWA title wow!. What a shocker because we all thought this would just be a one night title but Elite want and need titles right now. This actually makes the NWA title mean something even if it’s not mentioned again. Kind of like the WWC title. Page celebrates his win as cut away.
4-On-4 Elimination Matchup (Guerrilla Silverbacks Vs The Cartoon Cartel)
Another huge match coming up next in which two of the best promotions of all time battle it out. Lot of talent in this one with everyone getting cheers. Again all of these men have achieved a wide range of success. Everyone comes out getting introductions and here we go!. Lots of double teaming, high flying, big spots and forth and back throughout this elimination match. Some comedy and all men have a dance off with Super Dragon winning!. There’s a fan in the crowd chanting Super Dragon nonstop. Dragon nails the Psycho Driver 4 on Jigsaw for the 3 count and elimination. Wonder what happened to Amasis guess he wasn’t available. Quack with his submissions and Chikara Special on Cole. Strong with his backbreakers on Black before Cole nails the Panama sunrise for the 3 count. Chikara in trouble with only two remaining. Joey comes in oiled up but it doesn’t hurt Ophidian. Quack technically works down Joey forcing him to submit for another elimination.
They manage to work together again on Strong with a hypnotising spell which has Ophidian with a splash off the top rope for a 3 count. Strong is gone. Big brawl with the final four men battling it out. Ophidian gets worked down by Cole with a superkick and a Dragon Driver for the 3 count as we now down to a handicap match. Quack works down both men with double submissions and reversals for the next couple of minutes. Quack locks in a double Chikara special and tries to make them both tap out. Excalibur and Peck involve themselves in the match which breaks that up. Dragon dives onto both men at ringside while Cole hits the superkick twice and the flip piledriver on Quack...1 2 3 it’s all over!. PWG have won this war. Cole celebrates his win in the ring while Dragon who also won tries to attack the fan in the crowd chanting his name. Good win for the Ornate champion and Undisputed Era. Chikara looked good but just not enough for the win.
Tag Team Matchup
The Great Sasuke & Jushin " Thunder " Liger Vs La Parka & Blue Demon Jr.
Another big match up next with Mexico vs Japan. They might not be as good like they used to be but they can still go. We saw SASUKE earlier tonight remember. Great tag match from all men doing old school moves and styles. AAA feeling to it throughout with a lot of high flying and strong style. Close falls and this could have easily main evented 15 years ago. Arm drags and ranas throughout this one. Demon with a splash in the corner, Sasuke with the Sasuke special. La Parka with his usual chair stuff. Liger with his style and a 450 classic. The match continues on for 10 more minutes as it comes to a close. They’re all brawling in and outside of the ring. Demon looking for the finish off the top rope but he gets into a fight with Parka who he’s had along history with. Park throws him outside the ring as Sasuke dives onto Demon. Park looks for his finisher but Liger reverses out of it hitting his classic moonsault for the 3 count and win. After the match they put differences aside and shake hands making up and respecting each other for what they’ve done. We cut away with fans cheering for all men.
8-Man Tag Team Challenge
The Hart Dynasty (Davey Boy Smith Jr. & Teddy Hart) Vs Hardy Boyz (Broken Matt & Brother Nero) Vs
The Colons (Primo & Carlito) Vs Goldust & Stardust
There’s a lot of tag matches on this show and it takes a lot to do with so much going on. One fall to a finish in this one. Lots of high flying, back and forth action, signature and finishing moves throughout this one. Funny thing about this is that the Hart Dynasty are doing the best right now. Highly doubt Cody would wanna be Stardust again since that’s literally what created an entire promotion. All kind of mixes of styles in this. Lots of dives outside the ring onto everybody. Colons work together. Hardyz not as good as they used to be but still solid. Close falls. Twist of Fate, leg drop and Swanson’s. Hart with his crazy style moves, SSP, 450, 630 and a climb the ropes moonsault elbow but at the end Dynasty about to get the win which might be a shock on Primos but Hardyz attack from behind. Stardust and Goldust come into the ring taking everybody out. They then rip their outfits off and paint throwing them to the ground spitting on them which gets a huge ovation. Cody and Dustin are here not their slave gimmicks!. BAAM DOUBLE CROSS RHODES ON PRIMOS...1 2 3 ITS OVER!. What an explosive awesome ending. Star...no actually Dustin and Cody Rhodes get the win!. All teams could have won this. They celebrate their victory before we cut away.
Special Challenge For The EAM Intergender Tag Team Titles
Emil A. & Mickie James (c) Vs Triple H & Stephanie McMahon
Well this is a match nobody thought would happen. WWE appearing in EAM for one night only but what if they actually win the titles?. Mickie and Emil get boos from the crowd while HHH gets a mixed reaction. Stephanie gets booed. Can’t see this one going on for too long. Of course Emil has virtually no wrestling experience while HHH is one of the greatest of all time but it evens out because Mickie is one of the greatest of all time and Stephanie doesn’t have much wrestling experience. NXT chants in the crowd. So it’s pretty 50/50 in this one as the bell rings after the introductions and here we go!. Emil starts off the match with HHH laughing at him. HHH beats the shit out of Emil for the next several minutes. Knee, spine buster and pedigree and just like that it’s over...1...2...NO Mickie breaks it up and pulls Emil to the corner for a tag.
Mickie tags herself in and faces off with HHH who laughs her off. Mickie goes crazy on him making him tag Stephanie in. Mickie then dominates Stephanie for the next couple of minutes nailing the Chick Kick...1...2...HHH pulls Mickie out the ring. Emil climbs on the top rope. What is he doing?. DIVE OFF THE TOP ROPE FROM EMIL TO HHH. Crazy!. Back in the ring Mickie nails the Mickie DT which Stephanie reverses with a slap and sets her up for a pedigree...while outside the ring PEDIGREE TO EMIL ON THE FLOOR. MICKIE REVERSES THE PEDIGREE WITH A NORTHERN LIGHTS BRIDGE SUPLEX...1 2 3!. Triple tried to slide in but couldn’t make it in time. It’s all over wow what an ending!. Mickie quickly grabs the titles and drags Emil up the rampway. Steph and Hunter are left in the ring with her helping him up. Stephanie gets angry at HHH slapping him across the face before storming up the rampway. We didn’t want WWE guys winning the belt...BAAAM RKO OUT OF NOWHERE!!!. WTF THAT’S ORTON. HE JUST ATTACKED HHH. They have a huge history between them and I guess he’s not happy with him being in EAM. Another surprise at this show and of course Orton is rumoured to be retiring at Grandslam. We cut away with Orton standing over HHH body.
3-On-3 Tag Team Matchup
Young Bucks (Nick, Matt & Malachi) Vs Paul London, Brian Kendrick and PAC
Our penultimate match of the evening is a 6 man tag match which we didn’t but now know the opponents. Bucks come out getting boos from the crowd because they are elite. First time we’ve seen the other Jackson. Out next is Kendrick then PAC who get a huge ovation. Then comes London getting huge cheers from the crowd as he makes his way into the crowd to greet them. London is walking around the arena greeting fans. He’s been doing this for years having a 15 minute entrance before he even gets to the ring. The referee is waiting for him but gives up and decides to start the match and here we go!.
For now this will be a handicap I suppose. Back and forth match from both teams with a lot of high flying from all. London is now backstage shaking people’s hands this is crazy. One of longest entrances we’ve ever seen. PAC with a corkscrew 450 to Matt. Slice bread number 2 by Brian to Nick. London is now in the parking lot shaking people’s hands and welcoming them to the show!. Get to the damn ring you fool!. He’s been doing this for years. He once had an entrance that lasted 40 minutes. Bucks nail More Bang for Your Buck for a 2 count. Mal shows off his stuff with a moonstomp into a moonsault. Mal gets thrown outside the ring with PAC diving onto him followed by a double dive onto them finished by a swanton by Kendrick as London is finally making his way to the ring to start this match.
Back in the ring Kendrick gets taken out with a Meltzer driver while PAC reverse rana drives Mal taking him out. PAC really needs help as Bucks pick up PAC...MELTZER DRIVER TO PAC. LONDON IS WALKING THROUGH THE CROWD. BUCKS COVER...1...LONDON JUMPS OVER THE BARRICADE...2...LONDON GETS ONTO THE OUTSIDE APRON...3...IT’S OVER!. Are you kidding me!. For the first time in EAM history a match has ended as a wrestler just got on the ring apron to start the match!. Bucks celebrate their victory with fans confused and laughing at what just happened. London now asks Kendrick what happened and is confused himself. You damn idiot!. London then shrugs off the loss and goes back into the crowd to visit the fans!. PAC and London are clearly angry at London as we cut away with Bucks on the entrance way celebrating. What a weird night.
Scramble Matchup To Determine The First Ever CrossPromotional Champion
It is now time for our main event of the evening!. What a night it has been and to finish off we have a big scramble match. Kind of a weird match to main event for sure with some people making their debuts. All men get different reactions throughout and we get the introductions and here we go!. The first person will be...Drew McIntyre!. The guy who basically quit EAM and said he was injured but he’s here now. His opponent will be...Schaff!. The match begins. Schaff beats down Drew fast looking for quick pins. We don’t know much about him but he wants to get more people to know him...BAAAM CLAYMORE KICK...1...2...3...DONE WOW!. Drew eliminates him!. Out next is T-Jay another virtually unknown. He attacks Drew beating him down with quick and fast moves. T Jay looks for a powerbomb but Drew...CLAYMORE TO THE BACK OFF THE HEAD...1...2...3...ANOTHER ELIMINATION FOR DREW.
The future former main eventer of Grandslam is looking great. Coming out next...Okada!. He’s one of best in the world just hasn’t found his footing in EAM. Drew with a claymore kick for a 2 count and he kicks out!. Okada with the dropkick, lariat followed by the tombstone...1...2...3...Drew has been eliminated. Sammy is out next attacking Okada fast. The Lucha style of Sammy tries to put away Okada who nails a lariat and tombstone for a 3 count!. Coming out next...Marty Scurll!. One of the odds on favorite in this match and member of the Elite. Of course the world champion isn’t here tonight. Gotta be getting ready for Gauntlet Roulette and Grandslam. Scurll and Okada wrestle for five minutes. Scurll with his technical moves style but at the end Okada nails another Lariat...CRUCIFIX REVERSAL BY SCURLL...1...2...3...HE GOT IT!. Huge elimination for Scurll!.
Out next is Travis Huckabee!. Travis beats down Marty fast and hard looking for his finish. There’s no doubt EAM want to have this title. Huckabee nails a sit down powerbomb...1...2...NO. Scurll works him down with submissions...CRADLE PACKAGE...1...2...3...HUCKABEE ELIMINAT...NO SCURLL KICKED OUT. So close. Travis can’t believe it. He gets distracted with Scurll locking in his submission...he taps out!. Travis has been eliminated as Marty has survived again. Out next...PRINCE PUMA!. The ever so popular Puma who we still don’t know who’s under the mask. Puma comes in fast attacking Scurll. They wrestle for three minutes with Scurll about to get the win...Puma with a handspring ace cutter...1...Marty kicks out. Marty looks for a superplex off the top rope but gets pushed down. Puma looks for it. Hold on...Kento is coming down to the ring!?. He’s the next opponent I guess but he’s here way too early the match isn’t even over.
630 BY PUMA TO SCURLL...1...KENTO IS ON THE TOP ROPE...2...3...SCURLL HAS BEEN ELIMINATED...BAAAM KENTO WITH A DIVE OFF THE TOP ROPE TO PUMA WITHOUT HIM KNOWING...HE MOVES OUT THE WAY AND SPLASHES SCURLL INSTEAD...ROLL UP...1...2...3...OMG!. Puma eliminated Kento in seconds!. How embarrassing and he had the advantage. Huge two eliminations for Puma as we now wait for our final entrant...BRIAN CAGE!. Oh god poor Puma!. There’s no way in hell he’s winning this. Cage attacks Puma fast. This is it. One of these men will be crowned champion. Cage just throws him around the ring. Huge throw suplex and tosses. Cage picks Puma up in a powerbomb...no...WAAAH HE THROWS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE CONCRETE FLOOR!. He’s got to be dead.
Cage goes to the top rope very slowly...no way...CAGE WITH A MOONSAULT TO PUMA WHO MOVES!. Puma charges in the ring nailing a dive onto Cage then a second now looks for a third. Fans are firmly behind Puma. Cage runs into the ring...BAAAAM LARIAT TURNS HIM INSIDE OUT. Good god almighty making JBL happy with that one. Cage signals the end picking him up in a military press...NO...NO...WAAAAH CAGE THROWS PUMA OVER THE TOP ROPE INTO THE CROWD. GOOD GOD!. Fans chant holy shit and that reminds us all of Bam Bam/Spike from ECW. The referee is about to count Puma out what a horrible way to end...Puma gets in the ring just. Cage signals the end...WEAPON X...IT’S OVER...1...2...NO PUMA KICKS OUT!. What a match this is. Fans can’t believe it. Cage takes Puma to the corner locking in a superplex but holds him high in the air with one hand for 30 seconds. Puma knees himself out of it, pushes Cage off...HERE WE GO...BAAAM 630 TO CAGE IT’S ALL OVER...1...CAGE KICKS OUT AT 1!. What the hell!.
Puma can’t believe it how the hell. Where has this Cage been all these years?. Chants of this is awesome from the crowd. Puma with a standing moonsault for a 1. Puma tries to beatdown Cage over and over but it’s just too much. Cage picks up Puma one final time. Remember Cage is fresh and Puma has been in here for ages. WEAPON X BY CAGE...SCHOOL BOY REVERSAL BY PUMA...1...2...CAGE KICKS OUT. THIS IS INSANE. Puma pulls Cage to the corner...BAAAM 450 SPLASH...1...2...NO!. Are you kidding me!?. HE’S NOT DONE!. SHOOTING STAR PRESS BY PUMA...HE GOES BACK TO THE TOP...630 SPLASH AGAIN!. No he’s still not done!!!. PUMA ON THE TOP ROPE...WAAAHH DOUBLE MOONSAULT TO BRIAN CAGE...COVER...1...2...3...DONE!. Wow what a match!. Prince Puma has won this scramble match!. Cage vs Puma could be a MOTY contender just like that. Puma celebrates his victory becoming the first cross champion!. Puma celebrates on the top rope...the lights go out!. What is this now!. The lights come on and that’s Ricochet!?. What the hell is this?. Ricochet is standing in the ring facing off with Puma!?. Um how is this?. Is this possible?. There’s been rumors for years that he was Puma but it can’t be?. Ricochet faces off with Puma before shaking his hand!. Ricochet holds Prince Puma’s arm high in victory as we fade to black on this bizarre, strange and weird night.