EAM Promotions - Season 11, 12 & 13

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A traditional EAM live house show X-Mas special - From Hammerstein Ballroom, New York/USA



Everyone in EAM Management wishes you a merry X-Mas!
May all your wishes come true!

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Santa's Bag On A Pole Matchup
Cody Rhodes Vs Joey Ryan

Been a great year so might as well finish it off right. Awesome card and poster for this event. This show isn’t as serious as it normally is so much more fun throughout. The first match of the night will have Santa Weapons in a bag. Back and forth from both men as Joey is dressed in Santa gear. In the bag is a giant candy cane which gets side Russian legsweeped and broken over a back. Cross Rhodes for a 2 count but at the end Joey puts Cody’s head in his underwear wear he has two Christmas balls. PILEDRIVER TO CODY 1 2 3 JOEY GETS THE WIN. He celebrates his victory. Joey throws stuff out of his trunks into the crowd after.

Plumpudding Matchup
Maria Kanellis Vs Penelope Ford

Fun match from both girls. They fight it out in the pudding throwing and spitting it at each other. CAT FIGHT CAT FIGHT CAT FIGHT!!!. They even throw the referee into the pudding covering him. They try to drown each other and even lock in a Boston crab. STF in this kind of match. Maria is about to get the win but Ford grabs some pudding then VAGINAL CLAW TO MARIA WITH THE PUDDING...1...2...3 FORD GETS IT. After the match Maria tries to escape but OMG FORD RIPS MARIA’S SHIRT OFF. BOOBIES LOOK AWAY KIDS. MARIA’S BREASTS ARE EXPOSED. SHE THEN RIPS OFF HER PANTIES...OH MY...MARIA’S VAGINA AND BUTTOCKS HAVE BEEN EXPOSED. SHE’S BUTTERBALL NAKED. SHAVEN HAVEN. Our announcers are having a heart attack!. It’s about bloody time we got nudity shouts Nigel. Maria runs off covering herself with pudding as Ford celebrates to fans approval. What is she doing?. OMG FORD TAKES HER SHIRT OFF TO THE CROWD...NO JANELA RUNS OUT COVERING HER UP. BOOS from the crowd but throws him into the pudding!. SHE FLASHES HER BOOBIES. FANS WILL ALWAYS LOVE HER FOR THIS. FORD LEAVES TOPLESS WITH JANELA FLOPPING AROUND IN THE PUDDING.

Tangled Tinsel Table Matchup
Andrade Vs Keith Lee

We would like to apologise for our actions in the previous match this is not who we are and we all respect women. We hope nobody at home is offended but they were some Damon fine titties!. Coming up next tables covered in tinsel. Back and forth from both guys with a suplex through a table. Andrade tries to choke Lee with the tinsel before hitting a 619. Lee fights back nailing a 619 to Andrade!. Lee powerbombs Andrade through a table in the corner before nailing the BBC for the 3 count.

Losing Team Gets Covered In Eggnog
Sasha Banks & Bayley Vs Taeler Hendrix & Scarlett Bordeaux

Hopefully this won’t be as controversial as what we just saw...hopefully. Fun match from both teams as we reopen an old feud. Both teams have called for a women’s tag belt over the past year with the hashtag #EAMWOMENSTAGBELTS. Pretty normal match from all girls with signature and finishing moves throughout. At the end Bayley to Belly for a 2 count as Sasha nails the Backstabber and Banks Statement for the 3 count. They decide that they’ll all be covered in eggnog and celebrate together with the fans.

X-Mas Decoration Deathmatch
Drew Gulak Vs Drake Younger

The GM in this match with two former CZW champions. 10 minutes of fun with both guys looking great. A barbed wire Santa is smashed over the head of each man before Christmas light tubes are smashed over the head as well. Gulak nails a powerslam into a running pane of cookie glass in the corner. Drake hits a DDT on a Christmas tree!. Drake suplexes a Christmas tree into Drew for a 2 count. Drew comes back by super kicking an angel off Drake’s head. Oh no!. Drake brings part of a brick chimney into the ring while Gulak puts an Xmas pudding on top of it. Gulak looks for a super plex but Drake reverses into the...VERTEBREAKER BREAKING THE CHIMNEY AND PUDDING...GOOD GOD...1 2 3 DRAKE WINS IT. What a match for the GM as he celebrates with the fans and covered in blood...how nice.

Santas Little Helper Tag Team Matchup
Alicia Atout and Juice Robinson Vs Renee Young & Jon Moxley

Wow well this was unexpected!. Renee’s husband and the guy he feuded with in NJPW Juice Robinson is here for one night only!. Formally known as CJ Parker. Fun match throughout with them all wearing Christmas attire. Moxley has a barbed wire halo that he smashes off the head of Juice. Renee and Alicia try to wrestle with basic moves but at the end Moxley nails the Death Rider Drop on the outside while Renee nails a Dirty Deeds off her own for the 3 count.

Gingerbread House Of Fun Matchup
Orange Cassidy Vs John Morrison

It’s been a fun night and better then expected but it’s time for our bizarre main event. Instead of a cage it’s gingerbread. Morrison smashes Cassidy’s head into the wall breaking the gingerbread before covering it on him for a 2 count. Morrison just can’t beat Cassidy at all!. He’s trying so hard but Orange just sleazy wins. Morrison looks for a stomp but falls off the gingerbread as it crumbles. Orange eats some to fire himself up before he grabs a kendo stick covered with Xmas tree lights!. Smashes it over his head and around the body before Morrison grabs a bag of something and throws it at him...LEGO OF COURSE. STARSHIP PAIN INTO THE LEGO FOR A 2. Morrison gives Cassidy a present and its a new pair of sunglasses!. Cassidy puts them on not knowing they’re pink star glasses. Morrison stands on his glasses breaking them which only makes him more pissed off. Cassidy nails a rana before a reversed one. Cassidy gets another present that’s hanging down and it’s a ladder covered in barbed wire and Christmas decorations!. He tries to attack Morrison who avoids all the shots before reversing it. Morrison puts the ladder against the gingerbread ball and starts climbing. TWISTING SPLASH BY MORRISON OFF THE TOP BUT CASSIDY MOVES. BAAM POWERBOMB INTO SOME TREE BAUBLES MAKING THEM EXPLODE. Cassidy then climbs the ladder to the top without hands and backwards. Ladder falls down onto Morrison as Cassidy is standing high up in the air without a care before he turns around?. NO WAY...AAAH TRUST FALL OFF THE TOP WITH HANDS IN HIS POCKETS OMG THAT WAS AMAZING RIFHT ONTO MORRISON BELOW...1 2 3 DONE!. Cassidy doesn’t celebrate his victory in the fans. What a match, what a show and what a Christmas thanks to everybody that joined us we’ll see you next year!.