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Pride Title Matchup
Velveteen Dream (c) Vs Lars Sullivan
WELCOME EVERYBODY TO ANOTHER EAM GRANDSLAM. WE ARE LIVE FROM THIS SOLD OUT ARENA IN CHICAGO. The fireworks spread out and read Grandslam in the sky. What a night we have for you tonight where the future of EAM will change forever. So much on the line with new faces, old faces, one night only, one final time and title matches. We see the fireworks and get the introductions for this huge show which will close out and also set up the next season. So let’s waste no time and get underway. We go to the stage where Mickie James and her band will be singing the national anthem. We see highlights of the feuds, music video and American cliches and propaganda on the tron as Mickie sings a country version of the American anthem. The fans cheer as we go to the ring. Take it away Melissa!.
Our first match of the night will be for the Pride championship where one of these men will be pinned for the first ever time. Dream has been a dominant champion and wants to solidify himself as ultimate champion and that nobody can beat him. Tonight we come to you from an open building so the sky is visible to everybody. Lars has been away for a while but is back to dominate and earned this title match. Out comes Dream and wow look at that...Dream coming down from the sky like Shawn Michaels at Wrestlemania 12!. Haha Dream is dressed like HBK sliding down the zip line from the top of the arena into the crowd where he then unhooks himself and falls 20 feet high landing onto a giant human stacked made sofa in the fans!. What an entrance to open the show. Dream is carried to the ring as the sofa transforms into a bed almost as Dream lays down being walked towards the ring haha!. Dream gets off the sofa and enters the ring over the top rope. One of the best entrances we’ve ever seen while he awaits his opponent. Out comes Sullivan to boos with no gimmicks and nothing but serious business. He stands outside the ring...WAAAH DREAM DIVES ON TOP OF HIM AND HERE WE GO!.
Dream wants to cut off and stop Lars early on. Who can beat Dream if he wins but who will beat Lars if he wins?. Dream fights Lars around the ring smashing his head off the tables, turnbuckles and the barricade before throwing him in the ring. Dream goes to the top rope...ELBOW OFF THE TOP BEFORE GOING TO THE TOP AGAIN...ANOTHER ELBOW...COVER...1...LARS KICKS OUT!. Where does Dream go from here if he loses?. Dream attacks Lars with kicks and a neck breaker. Back drop driver and a somersault leg drop...1...Lars kicks out. Dream goes to the top again looking for the elbow but copies HBK then hits his elbow!. Dream goes to the corner. Look at this...he stomps the ground...he’s looking for it...SWEET CHIN MUSIC HE GOT IT...1...2...LARS KICKS OUT. Reference to HBK who will be here later tonight. Dream picks him up nailing the Rolling DVD...1...2...Lars kicks out. Dream signals the end and he’s been dominant this entire match. DREAM MACHI...LARS REVERSES IT. Lars with a huge drop kick. Running powerslam!. Military press into a spear by Lars and just like that it all turns around. Lars nails his throwing powerbomb...1...2...No. Dream kicks out and tries to fight back but Lars picks him up with a back breaker driver for a 2. Sullivan picks Dream up looking for the crucifix powerbomb...DREAM MACHINE REVERSAL...1...2...LARS KICKS OUT. DREAM GOES TO THE TOP AGAIN. 450 SPLASH!?. ARE YOU KIDDING ME. We’ve never seen him do that but this is Grandslam where you do things you wouldn’t normally do...1...2...Lars kicks out. Dream looks for the Rolling DVD but Lars reverses into that crucifix sitdown powerbomb for a 2. Thinking about it Dream vs HBK is a dream match we never even thought of or wanted until now. You never know down the line maybe even at Grandslam 15!.
Lars goes to the top nailing the diving headbutt for a 2. Lars even looks shocked as he takes Dream to the ropes looking for the superplex...Dream reverses it but no Lars turns it around...CRUCIFIX POWERBOMB OFF THE TOP ROPE MY GOD 1 2 NO DREAM KICKS OUT. He won’t let anyone win that title. Lars picks him up in a back breaker again but...what is this...ARGENTINE BACKBREAKER...BAAAM INTO THE PILEDRIVER...OH MY GOD!. LARS ISN’T DONE. HE PICKS HIM UP ONE FINAL TIME...THE FREAK ACCIDENT...HE NAILS IT. Lars now goes to the top rope...HEADBUTT OFF THE TOP...COVER...1...2...3 WHAT!!!. WE GOT A NEW CHAMPION. THIS IS HUGE!. What a way to open Grandslam!. People are in shock!. What an effort by Dream even though he never gave up but where does he go from here?. He’s done everything in EAM but right now it’s about Lars. He celebrates his victory in the ring before walking up the ramp biting the belt. The age of Sullivan has begun!. Dream is left in the ring receiving a huge ovation from the fans but his career has only just started. The first loss is always the hardest. We cut away backstage.
We try to get an interview with Mickie James who’s with her band mates. Mickie says that she’s nervous about tonight and her husband is even more. She says tonight is the last hurrah, the last ride and the last match. To main event Grandslam in her last match especially after what happened last year is an honor and she thanks everybody, the fans and Emil. She tells people that she’ll do her best tonight to do the impossible and breaking the curse by winning her last match, retire as women’s champion one year later than planned but please I beg of everybody even if I don’t win...I want everyone to know I’m happy to go out like this. We’ve had ups and downs, you’ve loved and hated me but it’s time for it to end. I don’t know what the future holds but I can guarantee you this...I will kick Nia Jax’s fat ass and put that bitch in the fucking ground even if it’s after the match and the last thing I do!!!.
We then go to another place in the arena to get Nia Jax’s reactions from Mickie’s interview. Jax just heard the interview and is smiling at the interviewer and the camera. She just stares and smiles as we cut away. Wow...a speechless Jax for the first time but what does this mean?. Is she worried, nervous or does she have something planned or in mind?. Remember this is Mickie’s last match so she has nothing to lose. We go back to the arena.
The new tag team champions are already in the ring, wondering who their opponents are going to be when strange music cranks the arena speakers and a unknown woman walks out on the stage. She wastes no time declaring who she is and what her business is.
Unknown woman: My name is Salina de la Renta, and I have come to EAM to make a change!
Then she says something in mexican, and makes a gesture. Behind her walks to masked guys.
Salina de la Renta: Let me introduce to you, soon to become your NEW EAM Tag Team Champions; LA Parka and El Hijo de La Parka!!!
EAM Tag Team Titles Matchup
Ricochet & Aleister Black (c) Vs The Parks
What a shocking announcement and debut we just saw!. The bell rings and here we go!. Ricochet has another match tonight remember so he really doesn’t need this. Salina is very scary for people that don’t know her. She’s like the female Dario Cuerto. Who thought we’d see the Parks in EAM but anything can happen. Ricochet and Black beat them down while Salina keeps trying to interfere on the outside like a classic heel manager. Both Parks with a duel 450 splash on both men. Black and Ricochet are friends but Blacks been more jealous of him recently. Black Star to Hijo for a 2. Ricochet dives onto everybody outside the ring as Salina gets in the ring diving onto everybody herself!. Huge opportunity for MLW to showcase themselves. Ricochet gets a shooting star for a 2 count. Black and Ricochet are putting their differences aside for this one and as we near the end of the match nail a tower of doom double superplex off the top rope. Ricochet is knocked to the outside while Black nails the Black Mass to Hijo taking him outside. Parka and Black left in the ring as Salina gets in the face of Ricochet. SHE KISSES HIM!. What the hell is going on here!. Black sees this and becomes distracted looking shocked at what just happened!. It’s not his fault!. Back in the ring La Parka turns Black around...Paquete Total...HE GOT IT...1...2...3...OMG!. Are you kidding me!. The Parks are tag champions!. This is shocking!. Nobody was expecting this and Salina is to blame!. Fans give a mixed reaction but Parka is holding an EAM title!. Who ever thought that would happen but as we know anything can and does happen. Fans are in shock at this one. Parks and Salina celebrate their victory walking up the rampway even standing on chairs playing air chair guitars while Black sits up in the ring shocked and confused. Ricochet tries to apologise and explain but Black says no. Black eventually accepts this loss hugging and shaking hands with Ricochet. Another title change here at Grandslam, we cut away backstage.
We are now knocking on Emil’s office hoping to get an interview. The camera barges in as Emil is sitting at his desk looking nervous. He talks about how excited but nervous he is for the main event and that it’s finally over. He hopes Mickie wins her last match something that has never happened before and he believes she will. He just hopes that everything will be okay and she can shut up Jax for good. Emil just hopes she can still walk and that her health and future are the most important thing. Not wins or title belts. He then teases that they may be thinking about starting a family once she retires and that one day they may have a child in the ring wrestling for EAM or taking over the business. One more thing...we must have a winner. This match will have rules but no outside interference!. The pin must take place in the ring!. Emil wishes her good luck and whatever happens...he’ll always be Mickie James’ husband.
Tag Team Turmoil To Determine The First Ever EAM Womens Tag Team Champions
Coming up next is a huge tag team match in which we will finally crown the long awaited first ever women’s tag team champions which has been wanted by the fans for over a year. A lot of people in this match and a lot of talent. Another new champion will be crowned tonight so let’s get this done!. The first team coming out to the ring...Tessa and Toni!. Two of the best single wrestlers in the world but not a tag team so it should be interesting to see how they do. Entrant 2: Hendrix and Bordeaux who used to team up and had some success. Asset Assassin’s they like to call themselves. They both kiss each other’s asses during their entrance. The bell rings and here we go!. Hendrix and Scarlett start sexy dancing and twerking including the referee. Tessa looks disgusted. Double lariat by Tessa takes both girls down. Tessa with a double military press to both girls. Toni comes in nailing the Storm Zero on Scarlett as Tessa nails her finisher on Hendrix...1...2...3...wow just like that they get the win!. Completely destroyed and buried but what an opening!. Asset have been eliminated as we await our next opponents.
Entrant 3: Niven and Floss!. They fight for the next few minutes beating each other down. Floss Sault and a splash from Niven for 2’s but at the end Toni Time and the Blank Shard on Floss...1...2...3...another elimination!. Our next entrant: Alexa and Leah!. Two names that have been struggling as of late trying to make a big impact. Tessa and Toni dominate early on looking like they’re about to bury them but Dutch comes back. Dutch with a rana and brain buster. Alexa nails the Twisted Bliss on Storm while Dutch spears Tessa outside the ring...1...2...3...huge elimination!. Tessa and Toni are eliminated as we now await out next opponents. Sasha and Bayley who receive a huge ovation from the crowd!. They come out to the ring as the match gets underway. Back and forth from both teams with close falls and signature moves. Dutch looks for a dive but Bayley nails a belly to belly off the top rope to her!. Sasha nails the Banks Statement to Dutch after but Bliss breaks it up. Alexa takes down Bayley before going to the top rope. Twisted Bliss to Sasha...they’re about to do it...1...2...NO WAIT...THAT’S SHAYNA, DUKE AND JESSAMYN!. Trying to get the advantage. They’re in the match later not now!. Horsewomen attack Sasha and Bayley but this means Alexa and Dutch have been DQ’d!. That’s not fair they didn’t ask for help. Some fans are booing this.
Dutch and Alexa are pissed as they attack all four girls even getting cheers from the crowd for doing this. Alexa and Dutch storm off up the rampway getting a mixed reaction and they are not happy with this. They’ve made people notice them though and are sick and tired of getting buried and misused. I doubt this is the last time we’ve heard from them. We’ve got a match in the ring though as Shayna leaves up the rampway laughing. Duke and Jessamyn are the two fighting Sasha and Bayley. They dominate for the next couple of minutes. Duke and Jess mock them while the fans boo. They fight back. BAYLEY TO BAYLEY. BANKS STATEMENT TO DUKE. Shayna is running back down to the ring knowing that they are in trouble...DUKE TAPS OUT YES!. Shayna enters the ring as the beat down happens 3 on 2. Fans are booing and we still have another team. HERE THEY COME. ASUKA, IO AND SANE THE LAST TEAM OUT THEY COME. THERES A BRAWL WITH ALL SIX GIRLS. We know the history between them. Horsewomen are fought to the back as Asuka fights back with them. Io and Sane are left in the ring as they will be the choice for the last match. The bell rings and here we go!.
Io and Sane or Sasha and Bayley will become the first tag champions!. Io and Sane have the huge advantage. Back and forth from both teams with Io and Sane nailing their hard kicks. As we near the end of the match...SANE WITH AN ELBOW OFF THE TOP. IO WITH THE MOONSAULT...BANKS STATEMENT SUBMISSION REVERSAL. IO IS GONNA TAP. SANE IS TRYING TO BREAK IT UP. BAYLEY TO BAYLEY ON SANE THROWING HER OUTSIDE. IO IS STRUGGLING...AND TAPS!. It’s all over!. Sasha and Bayley are the first ever women’s tag team champions!. They’ve deserved this for years!. A great shot by JBA but just not enough. Now they have to defend and keep those titles on hand. It’s been a great year for all Four Horsewomen of wrestling and it continues here. Finally Sasha and Bayley get something. They celebrate in the ring to a huge ovation from the crowd while they cry and hold their new titles high while we cut to the backstage area.
We get a duel double backstage interview at two different locations intercutting in and out of each other with Omega and Ibushi. They both speak about the history and how it started with Omega and Ibushi like brothers and twins of each other but in different countries. It’s been across several different promotions, they’ve been together, friends, enemies and golden lovers but tonight it all comes to a head and an end. They both wonder how the match is going to go down especially since they haven’t touched each other. They both wonder if down the line they’ll get back together but Omega is hesitant because Elite wouldn’t be happy with him and would kick him out so he’s stuck in a tough decision. His faction or friend but says I am the Cleaner and the faction always comes first and Ibushi never meant anything to me, I was always the star and he was the fraud but at the same time Omega looks kind of shocked and sad at what he just said so maybe he didn’t mean it. Ibushi says he knows the real Omega and thinks that Kenny his friend will return tonight and not ‘The Cleaner’. He then says it’s time to clean up Kenny Omega and the Elite once and for all and make his dream come true of becoming EAM World champion. Omega finishes the interview off saying that he will win but then teases that he’s got something up his sleeve....I always have something up my sleeve hahaha...Omega points his finger at the camera...because Kota Ibushi...you...are...DOOMED. Omega winks at the camera before walking away. What the hell did he mean by that...we cut back to the ring.
Champion Vs Champion - Winner Takes All! (OPC Title Vs NWA Title)
Adam Cole (c) Vs " Hangman " Adam Page (c)
Page comes to the ring for our upcoming match which is a winner takes all match for both titles. Cole comes out getting a huge ovation and Era and Elite will not be at ringside tonight. Cole is more popular than Page. We get the introductions and here we go!. Great 15 minute back and forth match from both men. High flying, technical and submission moves. Page looks for a Cowboy Lariat for a 2. Cole nails his Shining Wizard for a 2. Drop kicks and superkicks that match each other. Era want to add another belt while Page wants another belt for Elite. NWA title isn’t apart of EAM just more of an associated title especially with the recent rise of NWA Powerrr. Suplex across the knee by Cole. Sunset flip powerbomb outside of the ring by Page to Cole on the floor before a diving elbow through the ropes. Wait a minute who is this...that’s Keith Lee!. Keith comes walking down to the ring with his title as he now sits at ringside watching this match. He’s clearly scouting out the Ornate Prime title and challenger. Cole notices him but Page rolls him up for a 2. Page with a powerbomb across the knee before a straight jacket piledriver...1...2...No. I guess Lee has chosen Page or Cole as his opponent!. He did say he wanted to start from the bottom and work his way from the top so it makes sense to go after this title before the World Title. Cole does the suck it to Lee before nailing the superkick to Page for a 2.
Cole goes to the corner looking for his finisher but Page nails a superplex then falcon arrow for a close 2. Page with a running knee drop before locking in the STFPAGE...Cole gets to the ropes in time. Page pulls him out and into a spine buster. Page picks him up and is almost mocking someone here. PEDIGREE?. PAGE NAILS A PEDIGREE TO COLE!. Then shouts out that he’s HHH’s bitch!...1...2...Cole kicks out. Page looks for a Piledriver but gets backs body dropped...reverse rana driver for a close 2 from Cole before going to the top rope...PANAMA SUNRISE...THE FLIP PILEDRIVER TO PAGE...1...2...3...DONE!. We have another new champion here tonight!. Cole has been a dominant champion and wins the NWA title!. Page looked good but just not enough for the win. Elite aren’t gonna be happy losing a title but still have more chances tonight. Cole celebrates his win with the NWA title as Keith Lee enters the ring with the Ornate and his title, so many belts. Lee hands the Ornate Title to Cole smiling at him and then teases he’s officially cashing in the Running Mate championship. He points at a Fight for Glory sign in the crowd!. Wow so there we go!. Does this mean we just got our first match announced for Fight for Glory?. Keith Lee vs Adam Cole for the Ornate Prime title!. What a match that should be while they face off before we cut away backstage again.
We go backstage where we see Orange Cassidy who gets a huge ovation and is with two unknown figures we can’t see. One very big and one very small. He’s leaning against the wall. We get an interview with questions such as what is it like to be at Grandslam and in such a big match where he just shrugs off all the questions and says I don’t know. When being asked about possibly leaving tonight he just says ‘oh well’. He just couldn’t care less at all!. He’s wearing a new t shirt which is just the actual imagine link www.orangenewshirt.jpg instead of the design. He goes back to leaning as we have just received word that protestors are apparently outside the arena and picketing for some reason. We believe them to be climate change protestors according to signs and liberal protestors but can’t confirm anything as of right now. Theres a camera crew sneaking into Morrison’s locker room and he’s pacing back and forth fast clearly looking worried about tonight because he hasn’t beat Orange once. He’s speaking to someone we can’t see and says he’s scared this could be his last match but he wants to shock Orange Cassidy and the world by proving he’s better and make him leave EAM!. He says I know it’s strange...in fact it’s very weird that I’m asking for your help but this is the only way I know that I can beat Cassidy. He won’t expect this!. Morrison notices the camera through the door and slams it shut as we cut back to the ring.
Pride Tag Team Titles Matchup
War Raiders (c) Vs Heavy Machinery
Coming up next here at Grandslam will be a Pride tag title match. This wasn’t originally the plan but this is what we’re getting. An Emil dream match. Rumors of Raiders/Black/Chet but that didn’t happen. Both teams coming out with Heavy getting a much better reaction. We believe Heavy are now on the Pride roster win or lose this match. Back and forth action from both teams with high flying, big bumps and signature moves. Some comedy throughout as well from Otis who hits a caterpillar for a 2 on Rowe. Hanson military presses Tucker into a powerslam to Rowe. Otis cleans house attacking both men. He splashes before knocking them to the outside. Otis is going to the top rope!?. IT’S GRANDSLAM SO WHY NOT...OTIS MISSES A SPLASH. VIKING EXPERIENCE TO OTIS...1...2...TUCKER BREAKS IT UP. Tucker cleans house on Rowe before nailing a sitdown powerbomb for a 2. From behind Hanson crossbody destroys Tucker. Hanson throws Tucker into the air as Rowe catches him into a British Bulldog powerslam...1...2...3!. The Raiders pick up the win and continue their dominate run as champions but this might not be the last time we see them against each other. After the match Raiders celebrate their victory but Heavy decide to dance in the crowd. Did you know that some Grandslam tickets went for up to $10000?. Nice try for Heavy but tonight’s not for them.
We see a promotional video announcing that this years Fight For Glory event will take place at The T-Mobile Arena in Paradise, Nevada, we then go back to the arena where we hook up with MJF and his friends in The Dynasty, Richard Holliday and Alexander Hammerstone. They are just walking down the hallway backstage when suddenly MJF slips and falls on the floor. He quickly gets back up on his feet with a banana peel in his hands. He's furious, asking who the hell put that there, when we see three robed and hooded figures. We've seen them before, and they don't wait long to reveal their identity. Paul London, Brian Kendrick and PAC, and all of them are eating bananas. Paul is the one to talk. He asks them if they did know that slipping on a banana peel means bad luck? Then he asks if they know that a banana is just really sugar and water, not really nutrient food. You should never eat a banana if you don't mean it. Because it might give you a boost of energy right away, but it drains you of more energy than it gives you. As this point, Alexander and Richard are hauling MJF away, telling him that they aint worth it. That they are just some hippie/spiritual bullshit group. The Dynasty finally makes their way down the hall, leaving the three member of The Golden Monkey Brotherhood for themselves, eating bananas. We cut away to ringside.....
We are getting ready for our next match which is one of the most anticipated matches of the night in which we will see a MITB match. So much talent in this one with rumors of 10 teams then 5 and now 8 but we don’t know two of the teams. Everybody comes out getting good, bad and mixed reactions as we see the ladders around the ring, on the entrance ramp and just everywhere. Private Party receive one of the biggest ovations and they’re one of the least known teams. The winners of this match will get a Tag Title match whenever they want. Lucha Bros and Bucks are the favorites but anything can happen. As we said earlier we have two surprise teams. All the teams are in the ring waiting and ready as music hits. Who could it be?. Not knowing two teams is going to be very hard for the other teams. We hear the music but don’t recognise it. Hmm who could they be?. A new team, old team or returning team?. DUUUH DUUH DUH....OMG HOLY FUCKING SHIT...THAT’S...NO WAY...THE WORLDS GREATEST TAG TEAM!!!. SHELTON BENJAMIN AND CHARLIE HAAS!. We haven’t seen them in years!. This is huge!. The fans are marking out like crazy. I think we have just got a new fan favorite!. Hopefully this isn’t just for one match!. WGTT walk down to the ring as teams in the ring look on shocked. What a surprise this is but we still have one more team to announce and come out...
Music once again cranks the arena speakers, and this is also a song not everyone recognices right away, but when they see Seth Rollins walking out on the stage he gets a good reaction. But something is odd about him, something looks, different. He has a microphone and he wastes no time. He cut's a promo, telling everyone in the arena that he doesn't care who any of you marks out in the arena came for tonight, because this night is his night! And he's brought an old buddy along to become the first ever Tag Team MITB winners! He then gives a shout out to his girlfriend, Becky Lynch, telling her that he hopes she watches this one, because he's doing it for her! Music cranks the arena speakers once again, as Seth's partner makes his way out on the stage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hef0utWQayI . Poeple can't believe it! That's the second veteran team to make a comeback in just 2 minutes! Seth and Jimmy gets a big reaction from the fans as they make their way down the rampway....
Tag Team Money In The Bank Ladder Matchup
Young Bucks Vs Love Gun Vs reDragon Vs Mustache Mountain Vs Lucha Bros Vs Private Party Vs Jimmy Jacobs and Seth Rollins Vs Worlds Greatest Tag Team
Wow what a couple of shockers we just had. The whole complexion of the match just changed. There’s clearly no fan favorite now. All teams getting different reactions and here we go!. Complete and utter chaos in this one with bodies being thrown everywhere in and out of the ring. DIFH and WGTT fight it out straight away to start the match for the first couple of minutes. HJacobs lays a ladder across the turnbuckle before nailing a slice read number 2 on Tyler Bate. Rollins nails a curb stomp before setting up the ladder in the corner. Rollins climbs up as Jacobs takes everyone out in the ring. Trent Seven climbs the ladder as well on the other side. SUPERPLEX OFF THE LADDER BY ROLLINS INTO THE FALCON ARROW ON SEVEN!. ROLLINS ISN’T DONE AND CLIMBS AGAIN NOW STANDING ATOP THE LADDER...WAAAH PHOENIX SPLASH OFF THE LADDER TO TYLER BATE!. Love Gun take Rollins and Jacobs out before diving together on Dragon as WGTT bring another ladder into the ring. Lucha Bros and Bucks jump on everybody outside the ring. BENJAMIN RUNS UP THE LADDER LAID ACROSS THE ROPES AND SPRINGBOARD SAULTS ONTO EVERYBODY!. Mountain dive as well followed by Rollins as Haas and Jacobs are left in the ring setting up the ladder.
Jacobs and Haas climb up the ladder trying to retrieve the case. Haas goes to Jacobs side. GERMAN SUPLEX OFF THE LADDER TO JACOBS BY HAAS!. Bucks do the three musketeers ladders spin outside the ring taking everyone down. WGTT then leave up the rampway to go backstage?. Two ladders have been laid down across on the ring apron/barricade. Two ladders are set up in the ring side by side as Bucks and Lucha climb the ladders and think of the history between them. Nick superkicks Pentagon off as Fenix grabs the arm of Nick on his ladder and jumps onto the second ladder nailing a rana to Matt wow!. Back and forth, high flying, signature and finishing bumps throughout. Fans chant this is awesome after what Fenix just did. WGTT come back out and THEY HAVE A GIANT LADDER. GOOD GOD...THAT’S THE BIGGEST LADDER IN WRESTLING HISTORY. IT MUST BE 40/50 FEET!. WGTT wipe out everybody with the ladder outside the ring before sliding it in the ring and it’s bigger than the actual ring even popping out of the other side. They set it up and the ladder has to be 5/10 feet higher than the actual briefcase!. Love Gun cut them off with the other two ladders knocking them down. Love Gun then climb the giant ladder and can easily just grab the belts. Private Party are behind the ladder...NO....NO....WAAAAH PRIVATE PARTY TILT THE LADDER UP...BAAAAAM SYDAL AND SABIN FALL 30 FEET OFF THE LADDER THROUGH THE TWO LADDERS OUTSIDE THE RING DESTROYING THEM COMPLETELY. Sydal fell 30 feet backwards off a ladder while Sabin basically did a swanton off the ladder into them at ringside!. Fans are chanting holy shit as Love Gun are out of this match definitely.
Mountain are back in the ring but Party knock them off with double superkicks. A table has been set up on the rampway way with another ladder next to it. Party climb the giant ladder in the ring nailing a 450 and moonsault off each side taking them out. Another ladder has been set up outside the ring as reDragon are both sitting on the top rope. Rollins climbs the ladder outside the ring...BAAAM SPEAR TO DRAGON WHO ARE ON THE TOP ROPE BY ROLLINS WHO JUST JUMPED FROM THE LADDER!. Dragon hit the outside mat hard and we’ve never seen that one before and they must be out of this match permanently. WAIT A MINUTE...ON TOP OF THE LADDER ON THE RAMP WAY. NO...WAAAH BENJAMIN NAILS A SWANTON 20 FEET HIGH ON MUSTACHE MOUNTAIN SENDING THEM THROUGH THE TABLE!. MOUNTAIN ARE DEAD!. THIS IS INSANE. MOUNTAIN/DRAGON/LOVE GUN ARE OUT OF THIS MATCH. BACK IN THE RING...THE BUCKS HAVE CLIMBED THE GIANT LADDER....AAAAH BUCKS JUMPS 40 FOOT HIGH OFF THE LADDER IN THE RING TO THE OUTSIDE ONTO EVERYBODY!!!. Fans can’t believe what we’re seeing!.
This is Grandslam after so this is what you’re gonna get. The ring is empty and bodies with broken ladders are everywhere and people wanted 10 teams in this!. Jacobs and Rollins manage to get back in the ring climbing the big ladder reaching the top and touching the case!. THEY GRAB IT...OH NO...THE BUCKS ARE BACK...NO...HOLY SHIT...JACOBS AND ROLLINS ARE PUSHED OFF THE TOP OF THE LADDER THROUGH AN ANNOUNCE TABLE AT RINGSIDE. STOP THE DAMN MATCH!. The announcers just moved out the way in time. Jacobs and Rollins are out of this match!. Bumping your neck into sawdust for a damn briefcase not even the belts!. Bucks are climbing the ladder about to reach the top...Lucha Bros from behind are tipping the ladder...NO...WAAAH BUCKS FALL OFF THE TOP OF THE LADDER 40 FEET HIGH INTO THE FANS BELOW AT RINGSIDE!!!. The ladder was so big the Bucks fell into the crowd!. Fans are down as well!. Lucha Bros climb the ladder for the final time and reach for the case with nobody around!...PRIVATE PARTY SPRINGBOARD ONTO THE LADDER!. Out of nowhere they came from. Private Party are fighting Bros back and forth a top...BAAAM LUCHA BROS FALL DOWN...THIS IS IT...THERE’S NOBODY LEFT. PRIVATE PARTY ARE AT THE TOP. THEY REACH FOR AND GRAB THE CASE...WAIT A MINUTE...THE WORLDS GREATEST TAG TEAM ARE STILL IN THIS DON’T FORGET!.
They try to knock them down but they kick them off. Could you imagine if WGTT win this match in their return. Don’t forget Party are the newest team and have done the least but are extremely popular and growing fast. Party grab onto the rung...OMG...THEYRE HANGING OFF THE RUNG. WGTT GRAB THE LADDER AND MOVE IT!. They’re screwed!. WGTT try to throw the ladder at Party but they keep swinging away!. What’s gonna happen here!. Fans are going crazy for Party and who thought out of all the teams they’d by the favorite!. WGTT set the ladder up in the corner as Benjamin climbs up. What is he doing...BENJAMIN WITH A SPEAR 30 FOOT IN THE AIR TO MARQ QUEN...NO HE HOLDS ON AND BENJAMIN FALLS IN MID AIR BUT GRABS HIS FOOT. This is crazy!. Benjamin is hanging off Quen’s foot who’s being held by Isiah holding the ring 20 feet high in the ring. Haas doesn’t know what to do. Lucha Bros are now up jumping trying to grab them. They’re like piranhas!. Private Party look at each other knowing what they have to do. They don’t have a choice. QUEN IS LOSING HIS GRIP...ISIAH HANGS UPSIDE DOWN HOLDING THE HAND OF QUEN WHO WIGGLES BENJAMIN OFF...SHELTON FALLS DOWN HARD INTO THE RING...WAAAAAH QUEN FALLS AND DIVES ONTO HAAS/BENJAMIN AND LUCHA BROS TAKING EVERYBODY OUT. GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!.
Quen sacrificed himself just to try to win this match!. Isiah is hanging upside down with his feet in the rung like a basketball net!. HE SITS UP...COME ON...YOU CAN DO IT...MAKE YOURSELF FAMOUS KID...HE GRABS THE BRIEFCASE!!!. HE GOT IT...IT’S OVER!!!. OMG PRIVATE PARTY HAVE DONE IT. WHAT A FUCKING MATCH. WELCOME TO EAM. THIS IS GRANDSLAM!. Possible match of the year contender already!. Fans are going insane!. One of the greatest ladder matches in history. Quen helps Isiah down using the ladder before they celebrate their victory on top of the ladder and you’ve got to wonder when and where they’ll cash in and against who?. Raiders or The Parks?. They said they wanted to start at the bottom and go up a peg so Raiders make the most sense but we’ll just have to wait and see. We cut away.
Crosspromotional Title Matchup
Prince Puma (c) Vs Ricochet
Well coming up next is another big match that’s one of the most anticipated of the evening. People are still reeling after what we just saw but we have to calm down and relax. We get the video package of the history of these two. Out comes Ricochet getting a huge ovation from the crowd but is clearly upset after losing the titles earlier tonight. Kind of sad how he went from having everything to nothing in the blink of an eye. He clearly blames Puma for all his loss lately and maybe if Puma wasn’t around he wouldn’t have lost anything. Wonder if we’re going to find out who Puma is tonight or not at all. Maybe he isn’t real and just a figment of Ricochet’s imagination. Like the past coming back to haunt him. One good thing about this is that he does have a chance of winning another belt. Ricochet is waiting in the ring for Puma and here he comes. He walks down to the ring with his belt and this is just so weird to see this. Ricochet is so confused as to what is happening. We get the introductions and here we go!. Ricochet runs after Puma trying to grab his mask as he runs away. Puma lariats him down outside the ring. Puma dominates for the next few minutes with close falls. Puma starts mocking and copying Ricochet’s movesets exactly. Puma with a 450 and moonsault for a 2. Ricochet fights back with a pele kick. Springboard shooting star for a 2 count. Ricochet tries to rip the mask off but Puma lowblows him without the ref seeing...roll up...1...2...No Ricochet kicks out.
Puma looks for a shooting star but Ricochet reverses it with a reverse superplex from the top rope into a dragon sleeper submission. Puma reverses out of it with a kick. Puma hits a handspring ace cutter for a 2. Puma misses a 450 splash as Ricochet nails a handspring ace cutter but Puma reverses the cutter into a backstabber. Puma nails a frog splash to a rope hung Ricochet for a 2. Puma goes to the top rope while Ricochet follows him. Another suplex but Puma fights it off. Ricochet jumps on the back of Puma on the top rope. What is he doing...CODE RED YOSHI TONIC BY RICOCHET TO PUMA OFF THE TOP ROPE INTO THE RING!. Insane move...1...2...Puma kicks out. Ricochet signals the end nailing a 630 but he’s not done!. He wants to punish and finally figure out who Puma is. Ricochet grabs the mask ripping it off...HE RIPS IT OFF...THE MASK IS OFF...BUT WE CAN’T SEE WHO IT IS...WAIT A MINUTE...BLACK MASS KICK TO RICOCHET...COVER...1...2...3...IT’S OVER. PUMA PINNED RICOCHET...THAT’S...THAT’S...ALISTAR BLACK!!!. Are you kidding me!!!. It was Alistar Black under the mask all along!. It all makes sense now!. Black runs up the rampway smiling without the mask as Ricochet realises what’s going on. That’s why Black did it because he was jealous remember and it was never about him and Black was never in the ring when Puma appeared. He wanted to embarrass and destroy Ricochet!. What another shocker here tonight. This is far from over. I’m sure Ricochet will want a proper match against Black at Fight for Glory if he can last that long but what does this mean?. Puma is still champion but it’s not the actual Puma so Black isn’t technically champion so he shouldn’t have the belt with him. Think it’s best if Puma still keeps it but as Puma and not Black. They were just tag champions earlier on!. Ricochet is in the ring shocked while we cut away backstage.
We see Private Party backstage celebrating their win with wine, women and Heavy Machinery. Black women pouring wine in Otis’ belly button and drinking it and pouring it over themselves as they say they’re so happy and that they’ve only just begun. We’re gonna party all night long and we won’t even make it Private!. All of sudden War Raiders walk past them grabbing a bottle of wine and congratulating them on the win and tell them to be very careful what and when you do. Otis says oh yeaaaah pretty ladies. You don’t mess with the Raiders!. They walk away as Party go back to celebrating. A possible teased match and if it does happen at Fight for Glory then what a card it is already!. We then see Ricochet chasing after Puma...ugh Black who quickly gets into a limo and speeds off. You piece of shit bastard shouts Ricochet but he can’t do anything about it. He’ll just have to wait. We cut back to the ring.
Special Attraction Matchup
Brooke Hogan w/Hulk Vs Noelle Foley w/Mick
We get the video for our next match which is well a weird one. This has been build up since Supersplash. Neither of these girls can wrestle so this could be absolutely awful it’s all really about Hulk and Foley at ringside. We get the introductions for this match with The Hogan’s getting boos. As Brooke enters the ring Hulk kisses her on the lips...ok. There’s been rumors about those two. Out next to a huge ovation is Noelle wearing Cactus like attire around her waist. Noelle enters the ring while the bell rings and here we go!. This isn’t gonna be a catch as can classic. Back and forth action for the first few minutes which are very sloppy and slow. It’s one of those awkward and you suck kind of matches which even gets boring chants but they’re trying. Brooke misses a splash almost breaking her arm. Noelle nails a rana for a 2. Noelle nails a bronco buster in the corner. Foley fights back with a deep crotch slam and a stink face. DDT for a 2 as well. Noelle looks for a suplex and gets it for a 2. Noelle is the much better wrestler here. Brooke then gets out of the ring trying to runaway with Hogan massaging her back and then butt...she grabs a mic and says I know why you are booing because you haven’t heard me sing!. Brooke grabs the mic and NOOOO starts butchering ‘I am a Real American’. STFU chants from the crowd. Please be quiet follows. Noelle dives onto both Hogans at the same time wiping them out!.
Noelle throws Brooke back in the ring...DOUBLE ARM DDT...1...2...NO HOGAN PULLS BROOKE OUT OF THE RING. Fans boo and the referee didn’t see!. Fans are booing while Mick walks around to Hulk. Remember Foley’s alter ego is in a bizarre match tonight still to come. Mick squares off with Hulk before he does the point and starts punching him. Foley fights back...MR SOCKO. HE’S GOT MR SOCKO TO HULK HAHA!. It’s a Grandslam special sock. Right down the throat of Hulk but Brooke jumps on his back trying to stop and now Noelle jumps on the back of Brooke who’s on the back of Mick who’s got the Mr Socko to Hulk!. What the hell are we watching. Brooke gets off then Mick stops. The referee breaks it up. Brooke then throws Noelle back in the ring. Oh no Brooke is Hulking up. Barely big boot by Brooke before she nails the Hogan leg drop...1...2...Noelle kicks out!. Fans are now getting into this one. Brooke starts slapping and mocking her as Noelle reaches into her trunks for something...MRS SOCKO!. HAHA. NOELLE PULLS OUT MRS SOCKO AND SHOVES IT DOWN THE THROAT OF BROOKE!.
Fans are going crazy for this while Brooke is about to give up...Hulk is now on the apron trying to stop this as Noelle becomes distracted then slaps Hulk across the face before Foley knocks him off the apron. DOUBLE ARM DDT TO HOGAN BY MICK OUTSIDE THE RING!. Noelle is cheering Mick on at ringside...WAIT A MINUTE...FROM BEHIND...BROOKE ROLLS NOELLE UP...1...SHE’S GOT THE TIGHTS NO...2...3...DAMN IT!. NO NO NO. It was supposed to be Noelle’s big moment and it ends like this!. Brooke and Hulk quickly leave up the rampway with fans booing. Mick checks on Noelle and they do a cute fist bump with both Socko’s. The Hogan’s start doing poses at the top of the entrance ramp. We cut away but not before Hulk kisses Brooke on the lips and squeezes her butt...yea. I doubt this one is far from over.
We’re getting ready for our next match of the evening which will be for the EAM Intergender championships. An open mystery challenge match. Cody/Brandi have been solid champions for the Elite and no doubt they want to keep these belts since Page lost his earlier. They come out getting boos from the audience as we await the mystery opponents but who could they possibly be?. There’s silence for a while before we hear music...it’s like a mix of two different songs that we recognise...NO...OMG...ARE YOU KIDDING ME...IS IT...COULD IT BE...IT IS...EDGE AND BETH PHOENIX!. HAHA WHAT A SHOCKER HERE TONIGHT!. What a Grandslam this has been!. Beth who we just saw recently against Jax and Edge who hasn’t wrestled in years and remember a couple of months ago he was cleared to wrestle again and even if it’s just for one night only this is amazing!. Fans can’t believe what we’re seeing. He looks amazing!. We get the introductions while fans chant welcome back, holy shit and this is awesome as the bell rings and here we go!.
Open Challenge: EAM Intergender Tag Team Matchup
Cody & Brandi Rhodes (c) Vs Edge and Beth Phoenix
Another complete surprise here at Grandslam. Cody and Brandi can’t believe it and this will really test them and solidify them as great and worthy deserving champions. Back and forth match with high flying, signature, finishing moves throughout and technicality also. Beth and Brandi start with Beth much stronger and better than Brandi is. Beth controls the match with falls early on before tagging in Cody and Beth wants to fight him but tags in Edge. Huge ovation as he enters the ring. Big drop kick from Edge followed by a bulldog. He’s fired up!. He’s looking for the spear already...CODY REVERSES WITH A KICK...DDT FOR A 2. Cody nails the Cross Rhodes for a close 2 count. Looks for the Cody kick off the ropes but EDGE BAAM SPEAR IN MID AIR OUT OF NOWHERE...1...2...BRANDI BREAKS IT UP. Brandi is all over Edge and he has no problem hitting women. He shakes her off and looks for a spear on her but Beth comes instead. Beth nails the spear to Brandi haha!. Could you imagine if they actually won the titles!. Beth and Edge celebrate but Cody takes them down. The match gets back to normal as Cody nails that kick off the ropes...1...2...Edge breaks it up. Cody beats down Edge saying he should have stayed retired. MOONSAULT BY CODY...EDGE REVERSES IT...EDGEUCUTION...1...2...CODY KICKS OUT.
Edge tags in Beth who nails the Glam Slam or maybe it’s the Grand Slam tonight to Cody!. Brandi hits a superkick and rana to Beth taking her down. Edge fights back at Brandi with Beth now holding Brandi up. They’re setting it up!. EDGE IS GONNA SPEAR BRANDI...NOO CODY PUSHES BRANDI OUT THE WAY AS EDGE SPEARS BETH BY ACCIDENT!. Edge looks shocked and upset by what he’s done and starts ripping hair out of his head and you don’t want this Edge after you. CROSS RHODES ON EDGE TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING. Brandi picks Beth up nailing the Brandi Rhodes to Beth. Cody dives on top of Edge outside the ring while Brandi covers Beth...1...2. Is ..3 DONE!. Wow what a match and ending!. Brandi and Cody keep the titles and solidify themselves as great and deserving champions. Edge and Beth looked great for a one night only appearance. Brandi and Cody celebrate their win on the rampway while Edge and Beth are left in the ring. Edge and Beth receive a standing ovation from the crowd with please come back, thank you and one more match chants. Edge shrugs and says you never know maybe one day he will!. Unless this was his last match but who knows in wrestling or in EAM. We cut away with Edge and Beth raising each other’s arms high.
Before our next match we go backstage. We hook up with Conor McGregor who gets our of chairman Emil A's office, almost bumping heads with someone. He gets a bit annoyed, telling the other person to watch where he's going when he realize who it is. He then asks the person what he's doing here, and he only get the reply that he's her on a personal invitation from the chairman himself, so if Conor can excuse him, you see, not all former MMA fighters might have a dark future in EAM. He leaves Conor to himself as he enters the chairman's office. Conor is seemingly annoyed by this person's appearence....
One Night Only for Hardcore, Extreme and Deathmatch Company Supremacy
30 Man, 6 Teams, BJW vs FMW vs XPW vs CZW vs ECW vs GCW, An Electrified Barbed Wire Boards, Exploding Barbed Wire Ropes, Lighttubes, Fire Ropes and Ring Landmine Timebomb One Fall to a Finish Deathmatch
ECW: Cactus Jack, RVD, Tommy Dreamer, Sabu and Sandman w/New Jack
Vs
CZW: Drake Younger, John Zandig, DJ Hyde, Necro Butcher and Sick Nick Mondo w/Messiah
Vs
XPW: Supreme, The Hardcore Homosexual: Angel, Pogo the Clown, Homeless Jimmy and GQ Money w/Rob Black and Lizzy Borden
Vs
GCW: Nick Gage, Joey Janela, Jungle Boy, Marko Stunt and PCO w/Penelope Ford
Vs
FMW: Atsushi Onita, Masato Tanaka, Great Sasuke, Terry Funk and Mitsuhiro Matsunaga w/Megumi Kudo
Vs
BJW: Jun Kasai, Abdullah Kobayashi, Ryuji Ito, Jaki Numazawa and Masashi Takeda w/MASADA
We now go to a special presentation of a match that took place/was recorded earlier. We’re going to be showing you the best parts and highlights of this match because it’s just long and graphic for Grandslam but you can view the entire match on the EAM website. Everyone comes out getting different reactions. We haven’t seen some of these people in years. Weapons all around the ring. NEW JACK DIVES OFF A BALCONY ONTO A BUNCH OF PEOPLE IN THE CROWD. DREAMER NAILS A SUPLEX INTO A BARBED WIRE BOARD IN THE CORNER ON ITO. MASADA stabs everybody with skewers stabbing them into the head before a chair shot. Kobayashi starts smashing everybody on the head with light tubes before biting and eating the glass himself. ECW are by far the most popular team in this match and remember it is one fall only and not team or elimination.
Ito jumps off the top rope into a razor wire board on Pogo the Clown as Onita starts hitting people with a flaming barbed wire bat. Necro and others start a sit down chair bar fight. Mondo driver onto some tubes. Funk and Cactus go at it the entire match and we thought Funk would be on ECW’s side but turned on him. Funk piledrives Foley onto an electric barbed wire board. BAAAAM SASUKE AND ZANDIG JUST PUT THEMSELVES THROUGH AN EXPLODING BOARD AT RINGSIDE. PCO GETS POWERBOMBED OVER THE TOP ROPE INTO AN EXPLODING ELECTRIFIED LIGHTTUBE CABIN. TANAKA STARTS SMACKING PEOPLE OVER THE HEAD WITH FLAMING CHAIRS. SANDMAN GETS WHIPPED INTO ONE SIDE OF THE FIRE ROPES BREAKING THEM!. IN THE CROWD THAT’S MIKEY WHIPWRECK HAHA!. MIKEY has a stare down with Marko who’s basically like the modern day version of him. Marko floss dances and Mikey does as well before taking him out!.
Remember this is a time bomb so the ring is going up soon. 10 minutes remain. XPW and CZW guys fight it out. Then GCW and CZW guys. So much history. Messiah sends Lizzy Borden and Rob Black through a lighttube cabin at ringside revenge!. Numazawa gets thrown into a razor board slicing his back open. This match is insane!. Doesn’t fit at all in on the Grandslam card!. Old 90’s style insanity. Kasai with a splash off the top rope into a pane of glass. Onita uses a saw blade and starts slicing people as Ian Rotten and Mad Man Ponda appear from the crowd!. It’s an IWA invasion haha!. They want to be involved in this. GQ Money tries to chase after and rape Penelope Ford!. Marko Stunt has been hiding but gets thrown into a barbed wire board. Luchasaurus takes everyone out and looks great. Jungle Boy also and Janela ranas people into the fire ropes.
NICK GAGE JUST TURNED ON DJ HYDE AND CZW AND JOINED GCW!. CHOKEBREAKER TO CZW BY GAGE WTF!. He’s apart of GCW now!. Complete craziness. GCW looking great and they’d deserve the win. 5 minutes remain. KUDO GETS WHIPPED INTO THE BARBED WIRE EXPLODING ROPES. DREAMER DDT IN THE RING. FIVE STAR FROGSPLASH, SABU WITH AN ARABIAN MOONSAULT. WAIT A MINUTE...THIS IS IT...10...9...THE COUNTDOWN HAS BEGUN...HIDE...3...2...1...WAAAAAAH SOMEONE CALL 911!!. THE WHOLE RING JUST EXPLODED. GOOD GOD THERE’S SMOKE EVERYBODY. Bodies laying all around!. What the hell is going on. Thank god this is one night only. The smoke clears and we are left in the ring with Cactus Jack and Terry Funk!. ECW guys behind Cactus and FMW guys behind Funk!. Here we go. Funk has a flaming chair...BAAAM HE JUST HIT FMW OVER THE HEAD. HAHA. WHAT THE HELL. FUNK JUST TURNED ON FMW!. Funk is hitting all of the FMW guys with a flaming chair. He throws it down and stares at Cactus...THEY HUG...YES!. Funk and Jack are together again!.
Funk and Jack work together beating some more guys before the ECW guys are starting to look good. Could you imagine if Jack and Funk had one final tag match together?. You never know maybe even at next years Grandslam!. Or that legends show. FROGSPLASH FROM RVD TO SOME OF THE XPW GUYS, SANDMAN CANES AWAY BJW, SABU JUMPS ONTO CZW, DREAMER DDT TO FMW. DOUBLE ARM DDT BY CACTUS TO TAKEDA. FUNK WITH A PILEDRIVER TO TAKEDA RIGHT AFTER ONTO A EXPLODING BOARD...ECW GUYS ALL COVER TAKEDA OF FMW...1...2...3...YES YES YES!. ECW win!. What a match!. ECW are the supreme company the ones that started it all and how fitting for it to end like this. It will be the last ever time we see alot of these guys so it’s nice they got one final match to showcase themselves. Funk and Jack and the rest of ECW hold each other’s hands high as they celebrate their win. All of a sudden GCW enter the ring and they are the newest guys. ECW SHAKE HANDS WITH GCW!. Almost a passing of the torch to Janela, Marko, Luchasaurus and PCO. We cut away with ECW holding hands with GCW.
We go backstage where we see a clearly visibly upset Adam Page discussing his loss. He says he hopes his Elite family aren’t upset with him and will forgive him. Bucks/Brandi/Cody/Scurll but not Omega walk past him and hug him and say it’s ok...LOW BLOW BY BRANDI TO PAGE!?. WHAT!. THE ELITE BEATDOWN ADAM PAGE. SUPERKICKS TO PAGE. Scurll who’s seemingly leading this pack is telling them what to do. No the Elite are beating down Page. They all powerbomb through a concession stand table!. Scurll who wasn’t even on the card tonight has always been mysterious and working behind the scenes taking control and pulling the strings. He tells Page you’re out!. We will not accept weakness in the Elite!. Wow Page has been kicked out of the Elite!. Which means Omega/Scurll/Bucks/Brandi/Cody remain. Could this be the beginning of the destruction and end for the Elite or a new beginning?
Loser Leaves EAM - Special Guest Referee; Shawn Michaels
John Morrison Vs Orange Cassidy
It’s been a crazy night and we still have four matches to come but it’s slowly coming to an end. Hopefully everybody has enjoyed Grandslam and ranks it one of the best of all time. Now it’s time to get serious...kind of. Coming up next is a loser leaves EAM match. This feud has been going on for months and it’s completely pointless!. Morrison has never beaten Cassidy even though Orange has barely even tried. Cassidy is only just starting his career so it would be shocking if it came to an end so soon but maybe Morrison has something up his sleeve. Out comes Shawn Michaels getting a huge ovation from the crowd. He could be the key to Morrison winning this match because of course they’re one of the best teams of all time. HBK enters the ring and we then get the introductions. Coming out first Orange Cassidy!. He gets one of the biggest cheers of the night. Oh look at this!. Cassidy is with Little Cassidy haha the little boy who dresses as him. That’s who was backstage with him!. Cassidy enters the ring and nods to HBK who seemed to be impressed and unimpressed by him.
Out comes Morrison on the stage who has a microphone. He says Orange I have a surprise for you. Something you won’t expect because I will not lose tonight and that is a spoiler alert!. The reason I’m not going to lose tonight or leave EAM is because number 1...Shawn is the referee and number 2 as I said earlier tonight I was going to shock you and the world because...LET ME INTRODUCE TO YOU...THE SHOCKMASTER!. WHAT...ARE YOU KIDDING ME...THE SHOCKMASTER IS HERE. That’s what he meant earlier!. Even Cassidy looks stunned by this. Shockmaster comes out and omg...he’s all Orange. Shockmaster is completely Orange. WAIT A MINUTE...SHOCKMASTER JUST TRIPPED AND FELL OFF THE STAGE!. Oh this is embarrassing. Morrison tries to help him up but he’s stuck. His helmet is stuck on and they have to take it off. Morrison leaves him and runs down to the ring. Morrison is not happy as the bell rings he slides into the ring...CASSIDY ROLLS HIM UP...1...2...3...DONE!. WHAT!. CASSIDY JUST PINNED MORRISON IN 4 SECONDS!. THAT’S THE FASTEST MATCH IN HISTORY HAHA!. Omg what a horrible way for Morrison’s career to end. This is hilarious.
Shockmaster is finally coming down to the ring. Morrison quickly grabs a mic and says please please give me another shot!. That’s not fair. HBK gives his permission and Cassidy just shrugs and says ok. Morrison carefully enters the ring and here we go!. Morrison faces off with Cassidy before he shouts out NOW. What is he doing. Morrison ducks out the way...SHOCKMASTER JUST SHOT HIS FIST AT CASSIDY!. His hand came off his arm and it shot at Cassidy like an action figure!...CASSIDY MATRIX’S OUT OF IT AND AVOIDS. WOW...CASSIDY WITH HANDS IN HIS POCKETS JUST AVOIDED THE SHOCKMASTER FIST PROJECTILE. Morrison jumps onto a Cassidy in Matrix position...1...2...Cassidy just kicks out. I can’t believe we even just said that line on a wrestling show. Morrison beats down Cassidy while HBK looks on confused and probably regrets doing this. Morrison nails the Starship Pain and Moonlight Drive for 2 counts but starts to angry with Shawn telling him to count faster. He starts counting faster for Morrison 1.2.but he kicks out. Morrison goes to the corner and kind of mocks but tributes Shawn looking for a Sweet Chin...WAIT...ON THE STAGE...THAT’S...ROBOCOP!. What the hell is going on!. The last time we saw Robocop was in WCW like 30 years ago helping Sting!.
Robocop comes marching down to the ring and Morrison looks confused and ooh remember Cassidy was with someone else earlier on. An Orange Robocop and an Orange Shockmaster come face to face at the bottom of the ramp and here we go!. BACK AND FORTH SHOTS FROM BOTH ROBOT...THINGS. They look like rock and sock robots!. Morrison is distracted by this...CASSIDY ROLLS HIM UP...1...2...3...IT’S OVER!. Morrison loses again!. Morrison quickly runs out the ring and grabs a mic and pleads for one final match. Morrison walks around the ring and sees Little Cassidy and threatens to hurt him if Shawn doesn’t restart the match!. Shawn is becoming more annoyed but says one more just one more time. He asks for Cassidy’s permission who just shrugs and says ok...BAAAM SWEET CHIN MUSIC SUPERKICK TO MINI CASSIDY GOOD LORD. HE JUST SUPERKICKED A KID!. The first time we’ve seen Cassidy shocked and he takes his hands out of his pockets in concern even taking his glasses off. Morrison then struts around laughing at what he’s doing before pushing past Robo and Shock which gets boos before getting on the apron and nailing an asai moonsault to Shockmaster and Robocop!. What an asshole. Great way to get heel heat and Morrison looks happy with himself.
Cassidy looks pissed off while Morrison enters the ring with a mic. He starts laughing and says I’m always one step ahead of you!. So referee restart this match and just like I’ve done my entire career and carry you to a good match and do your goddamm job now you washed up lazy eyed bald headed motherfucker!. Morrison then taps Shawn on the head, cheek before slapping him across the face. Shawn signals for the bell. Shockmaster and Robocop are now helping each other up and seemingly becoming friends. Apologising and dusting each other off. Aww that’s nice to see. Morrison stretches before we go to our third match between these two of the evening. Morrison pushes Shawn back as he prepares...BAAAM SWEET CHIN MUSIC BY SHAWN TO MORRISON HAHA. SHAWN WAS SICK AND TIRED OF IT!. Shawn just scratches his head like nothing happened then turns around. Cassidy just puts one of his feet on Morrison’s chest as Shawn counts him down. Little Cassidy is up, has crawled in the ring and is now standing on top of Morrison posing as well with his hands crossed like Orange...1...2...3...it’s all over finally!. We’re never gonna forget this one!.
Orange Cassidy and umm Shawn Michaels have ended Morrison’s career here in EAM. Kind of ironic that it was HBK like it comes full circle. Morrison had a great career so there’s nothing wrong with it ending like this. Doesn’t always have to end the cliche goodbye ways and who knows maybe one day he will return because John Morrison is gone from EAM but John Hennigan, Johnny Blackcraft, Johnny Blaze, Johnny Impact, Johnny Mundo, Johnny Nitro, Johnny Onyx, Johnny Spade, Johnny Superstar and Johnny Ultra aren’t!. Who knows maybe Johnny EAM Promotions will debut. Morrison refuses to leave the ring so Shockmaster and Robocop work together to pull him out!. Hahaha Shockmaster and Robocop carry Morrison up the rampway while fans chant NA NA NA NA GOODBYE. What a way to go out!. Shawn waves goodbye before trying to raise Cassidy’s arm out of his pocket. HBK and Cassidy lift Little Cassidy on their shoulders as we cut away and for the first time we seem to see a slight smirk and smile on Orange Cassidy’s face!.
We see a promotional video for a future PPV. It's a special PPV named; A Night Of Ex Post Facto, and the show show is sure to please any wrestling fan, but especially the old-school fans. Veterans and legends alike are turning up for this big event that will happen only once! Some big names are already rumored, like The Dudley Boys, Chavo Guerrero, DDP, X-Pac, Low Ki and more... We go back to ringside after this announcement.
As we go back to ringside, music cranks the arena speakers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBO4wHbth7k . Maybe not the biggest pop of the night, but it's not far away. Colt Cabana makes his way out on the stage to one hell of a reaction from the crowd. The former EAM Champion and now EAM Hall Of Famer makes his way down the rampway and into the ring. He gestures for a microphone and is handed one, but he is not able to talk as the audience are making way to much noise. They chant his name and clap, but after a while, he manage to calm them down, telling them that he is honored. He says he's been watching the show from one of the best seats in the house, and he gotta admit, it's been one hell of a show so far. But what would Grandslam be without Colt Cabana huh? You see, not everyone know this, but he has been granted a match tonight at the grandest stage. And he's been sitting here all night, wondering who his opponent should be. After all, it's not like this is any other matchup. After all, he is only doing this for tonight, and after all it is Grandslam. So, who should he pick for his opponent? Suddenly music cranks the arena speakers again. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sig6ZL2EkUQ. And it it is possible, this gets almost a bigger pop than Cabana. Punk makes his way out on the stage. We all know what's been going on with these two as of late, but rumors has it that things are settled. Punk walks out on the stage with a microphone. He tells Cabana he's sorry for everything, but most of all, he is sorry he had to interrupt him in the middle of his promo at Grandslam. But there is a reason for it for sure. Cabana wanted an opponent for tonight, well, look no further. Ask anyone in the arena, I'm sure everyone do want to see Colt Cabana Vs Cm Punk right here, right now! This gets one hell of a reaction from the audience and Cabana smiles. It seems the audience has made the decisions for him. He is about to say something when music cranks the speakers for the third time in a short while. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uv7ebdJp8o4 . The General Manager of Jamboree; Christopher Daniels walks out on the stage. He tells Cabana and Punk that he is very sorry for interrupting, then he tells the audience he's very sorry, as they are not going to get Cabana Vs Punk tonight. This get some heat from the audience as Daniels get's booooed. But Daniels tell the audience that what if he told them that Cabana and Punk would be teaming up for tonight? This get a good reaction from the crowd. Punk has made his way into the ring now, standing besides Cabana. Cabana asks Daniels, if they are teaming up, who did Daniels have in mind that their opponents should be? Music cranks the speakers for the fourth time, and now, the ceilling almost blows off the building. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIyYIt4a4pw . Orton gets the biggest pop of the night as he walks out on the stage besides Christopher Daniels. People can't believe it. It's been rumors going around that Orton would be at Grandslam, but this? He has never teamed up with Daniels before, as everyone knows the history between Orton and Daniels in EAM. Both men walk down the rampway beside each other, making their way down to ringside for this impromptu tag team matchup. It's Grandslam, the night that anything can happen!
EAM Tag Team Dream Matchup
Randy Orton & Christopher Daniels Vs Colt Cabana & CM Punk
Another big surprise tonight at Grandslam and an extra match for the fans. All men get a big ovation but Punk and Cabana more. We don’t know if this is Orton’s last appearance in EAM or if he’ll appear more. Back and forth action, technical and signature/finishing moves throughout. Both teams look solid getting falls and you have to wonder if Daniels time as GM is coming to an end. He’s been GM for a long time and a lot of fans want a refresh as EAM is coming up it’s 15th Anniversary. BME and an Angel’s Wings for 2 counts by Daniels. Boom Boom by Cabana for a 2. RKO OUT OF NOWHERE TO CABANA...1...PUNK BREAKS IT UP. Punk with the knee and bulldog to Daniels as Punk and Orton square off. Wow what a feud this would have been back in the day. Orton and Punk fight it out. GTS reverses into an RKO ON PUNK...1...2...NO. So much history between all these men. Probably the last time we’ll see Cabana and Punk wrestle as well so it’s a special night for a lot of people. Might be the last time for all of these men. If this is Orton’s last match then hopefully he’ll stick around in some capacity. Maybe even the co CEO with Emil or something. Maybe owner of a company/manager. It would have been nice to see a one year Legends Killer Retirement Tour by Orton then retiring at Grandslam but not everything can go your way in wrasslin. Double superplex and a powerbomb the tower of doom to all men in the ring. Fans clap for all men as they get back up.
Cabanaball in the corner and a Matt Classic submission special to Daniels. Orton with a dropkick to Cabana followed by the running punt but Cabana gets a roll up 2 count. We’re nearing the end of the match with Daniels and Punk the legal men. Cabana takes Orton down looking for a splash from the top rope...BAAAM RKO OUT OF NOWHERE TO CABANA. GOOD LORD. Maybe the last time we’ll ever see that. Double arm back breaker by Punk at the same time takes out Daniels at the other side of the ring. Orton and Punk go back to back as they stand up to their feet. RK...NO...GTS...NO...RK...BAAAM G...T...S...BY PUNK TO ORTON!!!. WAIT A MINUTE DANIELS FROM BEHIND...ROLL UP 1 2...NO...PUNK ROLLS THROUGH...SUPERKICK....MILITARY PRESS BY PUNK INTO THE SUPER GTS ONTO DANIELS...COVER...1...2...3...PUNK AND CABANA GET THE WIN!. Nice little unexpected extra match. Cabana and Punk celebrate their win after the match getting very emotional looking around and knowing this might be the last ever time. Orton and Daniels face off with Cabana and Punk before they all embrace, hug and shake hands. It’s nice that we’re getting more respect tonight instead of people just turning on each other. We cut away with all men in the ring celebrating while fans chant thank you and please don’t go.
Triple Threat #1 Contenders Matchup For The EAM Womens Title
Becky Lynch Vs Ronda Rousey Vs Charlotte Flair
We are getting down to the nitty gritty. It’s been a legendary PPV and we’re still not done. Coming up next is a match that has main evented the second biggest wrestling show in the world in the past but it’s not gonna end like that here!. Out comes Becky getting the biggest ovation followed by Flair getting a mixed and then Ronda getting a solid reaction also. Remember Ronda fixed all her problems with Mickie which made things complete. This time last year Ronda debuted and destroyed Mickie in one of the biggest shocks in history. Ever since then she’s held both world titles but been on the downfall more recently. Becky won MITB and became champion on the same night. Charlotte has actually done the least most but more recently almost defeated Four Horsewomen by herself but just not enough. The winner of this match will face off against the women’s champion but that might be a problem because if Mickie wins then the belt and her retire but that means we’d get a new women’s title instantly and the winner of this match would be the #1 contender. Or if Jax wins then we’ll surely get Jax vs ??? at Fight for Glory. The bell rings and here we go!. Back and forth, high flying, signature and finishing moves throughout this one. All girls have wrestled each other in the past so know each other very well. Jax has wrestled both Ronda and Becky in impromptu matches and won in shocking fashion but Charlotte vs Jax has never happened and that would be really interesting. Both Becky and Ronda want clean fresh rematches though. Superplex and a powerbomb the tower of doom by all girls. Charlotte moonsaults onto everybody outside the ring. Becky locks in a Disarmher on both girls who both get out. Ronda nails the Olympic Slam before locking in her arm bar on both girls but they also both reverse into a powerbomb over the top rope to the outside floor!. Becky nails the Uranage for a 2 count then goes to the top but Charlotte climbs with her. NO NO...GERMAN SUPERPLEX OFF THE TOP ROPE BY CHARLOTTE TO BECKY...1...2...RONDA BREAKS IT UP!. RONDA LOCKS IN THE ARMBAR TO CHARLOTTE...IT’S ALL OVER...SHE HAS NO OTHER CHOICE...BECKY LOCKS IN THE DISARMHER ON RONDA!. What a sequence of events.
They all fumble out of it. Ronda nails the attack in the corner on both girls before nailing a double Olympic slam to both at the same time. Cover for 2 counts. Ronda hits suplexes and belly to belly’s. The new women’s brand is coming soon so they all want to showcase what they can do. Ronda locks in a Boston crab on Becky...MOONSAULT OFF THE TOP BY CHARLOTTE TO RONDA AND BECKY BREAKS IT UP. FIGURE EIGHT TO RONDA. All of these women have submission finishers. RONDA’S ABOUT TO TAP. SHE’S ONLY LOST LIKE 3 MATCHES REMEMBER. BECKY BREAKS IT UP JUST IN TIME. Becky throws Charlotte outside the ring with a dropkick followed by Becky and Ronda having a stand off!. Back and forth shots with fans chanting this is awesome. The final two girls in this match fighting it out to to be the best but who’s gonna win?. OLYMPIC SLAM BY RONDA...BECKY REVERSES OUT OF IT...GO TO HELL!!!. THE TILT A WHIRL GTS THE NEW MOVE SHE’S BEEN DOING...COVER...1...2...WAIT A MINUTE...CHARLOTTE IS BACK IN THE RING...SHE ROLLS UP BECKY FROM BEHIND...1...2...3...OMG!. Charlotte has pinned Becky Lynch!. She stole the victory for herself!. Woooow the least favorite in this match has won and you know what...she deserves it. After everything that’s happened we all thought Becky or Ronda would win but Charlotte is the fresh new choice. Ronda wasn’t pinned so she still looked strong. Charlotte celebrates her victory with some fans even applauding her. Like her or not she deserves this just for her career in EAM and not elsewhere. Charlotte is getting emotional as she points at a giant Jax/Mickie poster in the crowd then at the Fight for Glory sign hanging down in the arena. Could it be?. Clearly she’s hinting at facing Jax at Fight for Glory and it would be awesome because it’s never happened before especially with her rise up story but Mickie might have something to say about that...but it’s finally time!. It’s finally here!. What we’ve all been waiting for our double main event of the evening and coming up next will we see a new world champion. I believe it’s been a couple of years now since the world title has changed hands at a Grandslam so can he finally do it because up next for the EAM World Heavyweight Wrestling Championship...OMEGA VS IBUSHI!!!.
EAM Title Matchup
Kenny Omega (c) Vs Kota Ibushi
Coming up next is the first of our double main event of the evening and what a match. What else can happen at this show?. This has to be in the top 3 of all time and we’re still not done. 15 plus years of history between these two men across multiple promotions. It all comes to an end tonight. Originally this was supposed to be the main event with Drew vs Omega but that changed with the events of Jax and Mickie’s retirement. Ibushi comes out getting a huge ovation and I don’t think he’s ever won the world title nor do I think the world title has changed hands at the last couple of Grandslams so it’s long overdue but worrying for Kota. Out comes Ibushi the leader of the Elite and got to wonder what he thinks about Page being removed from the Elite by Scurll earlier on. Omega has been an amazing champion so whatever happens he had a good run. Omega is wearing a Street Fighter cosplay!. That gets some cheers from the crowd. This whole story is about Kota wanting the real good guy Omega back not this bad Cleaner asshole. They haven’t laid a hand on each other in years. We get the introductions and here we go!!!. Remember what he said earlier tonight and winking at the camera like he has some sort of plan and let’s just hope it has nothing to do with the Elite. Both men are facing off with fans going crazy already. THIS IS AWESOME chants from the crowd.
They come face to face...Omega lifts his finger like a bullet in the air pointing to the sky before wiggling it around in the air?. This is weird...he then brings his finger down and points at Ibushi...he pokes Kota...BAAAM IBUSHI FALLS TO THE MAT...WAIT...WHAT...NO...IBUSHI JUST FELL TO THE MAT. YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. THE FINGER POKE OF DOOM IN EAM!?. OMG. FANS ARE IN SHOCK. THIS IS WHAT OMEGA MEANT EARLIER BY KOTA IS DOOMED!. You son of a bitch Kota!. Omega is walking around the ring smiling while Kota is laid out flat in the ring!. Fans are not happy. Was this the plan all along?. Ibushi to join the elite?. We’ve never seen a bad Kota before. Omega slowly but surely puts his foot on Kota’s chest...1...NOT LIKE THIS...2...THE REFEREE DOESN’T WANT TO COUNT THIS...IBUSHI KICKS OUT!!!. YES!. Omega looked shocked!. We know Kota would never do that!. Haha Ibushi went along with it!. Omega pins Kota again...1...2...Ibushi kicks out. Omega is becoming visibly angry with Kota!. His plan has failed!. Omega tries quick counts while Ibushi allows him but just keeps kicking out!. Ibushi kips up to his feet squaring off forehead to forehead while Omega tells him to get on the goddamn ground now!. Slaps/chops and elbows...DROPKICK BY KOTA FOLLOWED BY A RANA. Omega’s on the outside...Kota with a double spring moonsault to the outside!. Now the fans are going crazy. Kota attacks and beats down Omega all around the ring. Kota throws him back inside. SPRINGBOARD 450 SPLASH...COVER...1...2...OMEGA KICKS OUT. Nobody was expecting this outcome. Ibushi gets on the shoulders looking for a reversed rana...CROYT’S WRATH OUT OF NOWHERE...THE GERMAN BRIDGE SUPLEX...1...2...KOTA KICKS OUT. What an opening!. Kenny sends Ibushi to the corner hitting a huge dropkick to the face. Back drop driver for a 2 as well. Omega nails the stomp off the top rope. Omega places Ibushi’s head against the rope looking for the V...Kota moves out the way and Omega falls through the ropes. TOPE CON HILO BY KOTA.
He goes to the top rope looking for a moonsault but Omega quickly runs up to the top. No...what is he doing...NO...WAAAAH GERMAN OVERHEAD SUPLEX OFF THE TOP ROPE TO THE CONCRETE BELOW!. Insane move!. Both men might be dead. The referee is counting and we don’t want this to end in a double count out, could you imagine. Both men in the ring at 9’s on either side of the ring...V TRIGGER AS KOTA COMES IN 1 2 NO!. Omega looks for another CROYT’S Wrat...REVERSED RANA DRIVER FROM KOTA...1...2...OMEGA KICKS OUT...KOTA ROLLS THROUGH...SUPERKICK...OMEGA DUCKS...V TRIGGER BY KOTA TO OMEGA...1...2...NO!. What a sequence!. Kota positions Kenny looking for the moonsault but he moves so Kota moonsaults on top of him as he rolls for a 2. Kota picks Kenny up...double armed...straight jacket piledriver right on his head!...1...2...kick out!. I don’t think any of us thought this is the style of match they would have. Much more viscous. Ibushi again moves Omega to the corner looking for his finisher...PHOENIX SPL...KENNY MOVES OUT THE WAY. Kota rolls through it. RUNNING JUMPING V TRIGGER IN THE AIR...1...2...IBUSHI KICKS OUT. Omega signals the end...he’s looking for the move that nobody has ever kicked out of in any promotion ever...ONE WINGED ANOOO IBUSHI ROLLS HIM...1...2...KENNY ROLLS OUT...SUPERKICK BY KOTA...SUPERKICK BY OMEGA. LARIAT...LARIAT...BOTH MEN DOUBLE SPINNING LARIAT TURN EACH OTHER INSIDE OUT!. Both men are down on the mat!.
The fans are chanting this is awesome as Omega gets to his feet first followed by going to the top rope. PHOENIX SPLASH...THAT’S IBUSHI’S FINISHER...1...2...KOTA KICKS OUT!. Omega just sending a message to mock Kota with that one. Kota rolls out the ring as Kenny does the Terminator fist bumps on the mat and charges the ropes...SWANTON DIVE OVER THE TOP ROPE TAKES OUT IBUSHI-SAN. Omega places Ibushi’s head near the steel steps while he runs around the entire ring...V TRIGGER TO KOT...NO HE MOVES AND HIS KNEE GOES SMASHING INTO THE STEPS. Ibushi can capitalise here by throwing Omega into the ring and goes to the top...PHOENIX SPLASH...THE ORIGINAL AND THE WAY IT’S DONE...1...2...OMEGA KICKS OUT. What a match!. Ibushi picks him up...CROYT’S WRATH...OMEGA’S MOVE TO HIM...1...2...KENNY SURVIVES AGAIN. Ibushi goes to the outside for a springboard but Omega is up. Kenny runs at Ibushi and just dives over the top rope onto Kota on the apron nailing a rana off the apron to the floor!. Omega quickly rolls Ibushi in...V TRIGGER AND A SECOND TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD...1...2...IBUSHI KICKS OUT. THIS IS AMAZING. Omega can’t believe it but has one more trick up his sleeve. Back and forth left and right shots from both men...PELE KICK BY KOTA...the Kamigoye!. Double wrist lock knee strike to Omega on his knees...1..2...NO!. Kota signals the end looking for his finisher...GOLDEN ST...OMEGA COMES OFF THE BACK...ONE WINGED A...KOTA COMES OFF HIS BACK. GOLDEN STAR POWERBOMB THE RUNNING JUMPING ELEVATED SITOUT POWERBOMB HE GOT IT...1...2...OMEGA KICKS OUT...IBUSHI PICKS HIM UP AGAIN...GOLDEN STAR POWERBOMB...HE’S NOT DONE...FOR THE LAST EVER TIME IN THIS FEUD KOTA GOES TO THE TOP ROPE...BAAAAAM THE PHOENIX CORKSCREW 450 SPLASH...COVER...1...2...OMEGA KICKS OUT AGAIN!!!. HOW!!!!!. This is amazing!. Fans are going wild.
This was going to be the main event don’t forget. Kota doesn’t know what to do but then gets an idea. If you can’t use your or opponents moves to win then use the move that nobody has ever kicked out of. Kota picks Omega up for the final time...HE’S LOOKING FOR IT. HOW IRONIC IF OMEGA CAN’T KICK OUT OF HIS OWN MOVE...THE ONE WINGED ANGE...OMEGA ROLLS THROUGH...HOLDS ONTO IBUSHI...STANDS UP...ELECTRIC CHAIR..INTO THE MOVE THAT NOBODY CAN KICK OUT OF AND THE MOST PROTECTED MOVE IN WRESTLING...BUT CAN HIS FRIEND KICK OUT OF IT...THE ONE WINGED ANGEL...COVER...1...CAN HE...2...WILL HE...3...NO HE WON’T!!!. IT’S ALL OVER. GOOD GOD WHAT A MATCH!. Everyone thought Ibushi would kick out but that move remains unbeatable. Fans are speechless. What a Grandslam!. Fans are booing this decision but a lot of cheers as well. Omega celebrates his victory with the title over his shoulder. He did what nobody thought Orton would do last year and once again retain the World Title at a Grandslam. Omega comes to the middle of the ring and stares off with Kota. What is going to happen here. He can’t become friends with Kota because Elite won’t be happy but he can’t just ignore him. Ibushi and Omega make eye contact while the fans go silent. Kota smiles at Omega and Kenny smiles back!!!. It was only a slight smile but it happened and that was enough. Maybe the good Omega is in their somewhere and Kota brought it out of him. He did his job and who knows if this is the last time we’ll ever see him but what a career if it’s over. No hugs or handshakes but I’m sure Elite saw it. Ibushi leaves the ring up the rampway to applauds.
How ironic that in Omega’s first match against Kota he lost and in the last match of this feud he wins. Omega celebrates his victory by himself in the ring...VELVETEEN DREAM...WHAT...THAT’S HIS MUSIC. VELVETEEN DREAM IS HERE!. Dream walks down to the ring and faces off with Omega!. Don’t forget the history between these two. The way they beatdown Dream after he almost won. He doesn’t have the Pride belt anymore so he’s free!. He looks at Kenny and then the title!. What does this mean!. Omega looks back, smiles and nods. They then point to a Fight for Glory sign in the crowd and you don’t think!. Dream vs Omega at Fight for Glory could you imagine!?. A new challenger approaches. They have unfinished business and that means Dream lost his first match and title at Grandslam but would have his first main roster Jamboree match at Fight for Glory for the World title!. Something that’s never happened before. They both stare down each other in the ring as Omega holds his title high while Dream signals the belt will be around his waist as we cut away. The feud with Ibushi comes to an end but a brand new feud in a brand new season with a brand new young superstar might possibly have just begun.
We go backstage where we see both Mickie and Jax getting ready because up next is the main event of Grandslam for the EAM Women’s Championship. It feels like 1000 different things could happen but there’s only one outcome. We go to the preview music video package for our final match.
EAM Womens Title Vs Career
Nia Jax (c) Vs Mickie James
It is now time for our main event of Grandslam!. What a show it has been and quite possibly the greatest Grandslam of all time but this match could change everything. Very nerve racking time for both women but especially Mickie and Emil. This is Mickie’s last match regardless of what happens so she can’t retire as women’s champion. If that happens then surely the title would be vacated but don’t forget that Charlotte is calling out Jax for Fight for Glory for the women’s title but that doesn’t mean that match can’t happen. It might just be a singles match. We all thought Mickie’s career would end last year against Ronda but she lost which some people were upset with. One year later it could be the perfect ending by winning the title in her last match and retiring...but that’s too perfect...that’s the dream and Jax only creates nightmares. Jax is undefeated of course but has defended her title a lot recently getting in as many title defences she can. The rule is that nobody wins the final match and in history it’s never happened before so Mickie could be the first time. Dream lost his first ever match tonight so it could happen to Jax. HARDCORE COUNTRY REIGNS OUT IN THE BUILDING. Mickie James comes out soaking it all in getting the biggest ovation of the night. She clearly looks emotional and also happy taking it all in for the final time. Who knows maybe the down the line she’ll have another match like we’ve seen from many others but for now it’s for the best if she goes out this way and in this match.
Mickie is taking her time walking down to the ring looking focused and knowing what might happen. We see that Mickie is wearing some Trish Stratus tribute attire because that’s the feud and match that made her famous and started her career so that’s a nice touch. Mickie awaits Nia. BOOOOOOOOS reign out in the arena as Nia Jax the most hated person in EAM makes her entrance. She soaks it all in laughing all the way to the ring. She pushes some fans on the way before getting in the face of Melissa threatening to hurt her. If Jax loses it won’t her too much because it’s only her first match and there’s nothing wrong with losing to Mickie and I’m sure it won’t be the last time we see her. Jax enters the ring, faces off with Mickie. We get the introductions and here we go!!!. They are both staring a hole into each other. One of the most exciting, most hyped and looked forward to matches has arrived. The bell rings and fans chant THIS IS AWESOME from the start. Jax throws her belt at Mickie which distracts her...RUNNING SPLASH TO THE CORNER CRUSHES MICKIE. BELLY TO BELLY BY NIA. JAX GOES TO THE TOP ROPE ALREADY!. NO WAY...BAAAAAM 300 POUND SPLASH OFF THE TOP ROPE...SHE’S TRYING TO BURY MICKIE...COVER...1...2...3...WHAT...NO...MICKIE JUST KICKED OUT AT 3...GOOD GOD THAT WAS CLOSE.
What an opening. Scoop slam, running leg drop and a running senton for a 2 count. Jax is dominating this match as she picks up Mickie into the bearhug...Mickie is fading...she’s trying to fight out of it but is slowly slipping away. The fans are chanting!. Come on Mickie beat that bitch!. Commentators are supposed to be unbiased but even they’re cheering on Mickie. She was hated last year and everything came full circle and now she’s loved again. MICKIE TRIES TO ESCA...SHE CAN’T...THE REFEREE HAS NO OTHER CHOICE BUT TO RING THE BEL...MICKIE-DDT!!!. WHAT A REVERSAL...COVER...1...JAX KICKS OUT. Good god this match just started and it’s insane. Mickie realises what she’s done and needs to capitalise. SHINING WIZARD TO JAX...1...JAX KICKS OUT. Mickie is looking for a suplex but Jax reverses...no...SUPLEX BY MICKIE. HOW THE HELL DID SHE PICK HER UP...1...JAX KICKS OUT. Mickie beats down Jax and takes control of this match. Double Axe Handle off the top before a Lou Thesz Press for a 1 count. She goes to the top looking for a Lou Thesz but Jax catches her into a belly to belly suplex...1...2...Mickie kicks out. Jax picks Mickie up in a military press, dropping her down then nails a running senton bomb for a 1 count. Cannonball in the corner and another but Mickie moves out the way. Mickie goes to the top nailing a top rope splash but Jax holds onto it, rolls through and turns it into a Samoan Drop...1...2...Mickie kicks out. Remember this match does have rules but as Emil said it’s more relaxed. Jax whips her off the ropes...POUNCE...JAX JUST POUNCED MICKIE OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE FLOOR.
The referee is counting but slower than usual which annoys Jax. It seems everybody wants her to lose. Jax pushes the ref out the way and don’t forget that this match doesn’t have to end with a pinfall. Mickie could win or lose by DQ which means no title. Jax threatens to hurt the ref noooo. Jax charges the ropes diving over the top rope with a swanton onto Mickie who moves at ringside. Good god the arena shook. Mickie throws her into the barricade and steel steps. Jax and Mickie are now holding each other’s arms around around the turnbuckle post...OMG THEY ARE PULLING AND SMASHING EACH OTHERS HEAD INTO THE POST. THIS IS SICK!. You can hear their heads bouncing off. The thuds can be heard everywhere. Oh nooo Mickie and Jax are busted wide open!. Both girls are bleeding as Jax gets a hard pull knocking Mickie down. Jax wipes the blood out of her face as she goes to the top rope?. NO...NO WAY...WAAAAH JAX WITH A SPLASH OFF THE TOP ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE ON MICKIE!. Good god almighty she’s dead!. Jax throws Mickie into the ring and this one could be over...1...2...Mickie kicks out just phew. Jax is in a good position right now while she starts slapping Mickie before spitting on her and telling her to quit, retire and die!.
Jax then gets an idea grabbing Mickie’s hair?. What is she doing...NO...OMG...SHE STARTS SPINNING MICKIE AROUND AND AROUND BY THE HAIR!. BIG SWING BUT WITH THE HAIR WOW!. THIS IS GRUESOME!. Jax finally lets go and jesus...she has a handful of hair!. Jax starts picking the hair out of her fingers then puts it into Mickie’s mouth!. The fans chant you sick fuck at Jax for that one. Jax then starts choking Mickie with her hair. Jax throws Mickie over the top rope and uses Mickie’s hair like a noose hanging her!. THIS IS DISGUSTING. STOP THE DAMN MATCH. THERE’S BLOOD COMING OUT HER MOUTH AND HEAD. The referee stops her. Mickie is not looking good. Jax goes to the top rope again looking for another splash to the outside...MICKIE MOVES JUST IN TIME. MICKIE IS TRYING TO FIRE UP. She spears Jax into the steel steps. Jax tries to stumble away up the entrance ramp with Mickie following. Mickie throws Jax into the giant LED screen. The referee is telling them to stop we don’t want a DQ but is being very lenient. Jax reverses and starts smashing Mickie’s head off the tron. Mickie kicks her back which makes Nia fall down. Mickie turns around tapping on the tron screen like she’s planning somethin...WAAAAAH JAX SPEARS MICKIE THROUGH THE FUCKING SCREEN AND TRON. GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY. THEY’RE DEAD. EXPLOSIONS, LIGHT BLACK OUTS AND FLICKERING AROUND THE ARENA. It’s not worth it!.
The fans are going wild and the referee has no idea what to do...please tell me this isn’t how it’s gonna end. The referee might not have a choice. WAIT...WE SEE A BODY MOVING...IT’S JAX!. She’s up!. The monster has risen with no sight of Mickie and ladies and gentlemen I think this one is over. Jax may have won this match by no contest. She walks onto the side of the entrance ramp raising her arms celebrating while fans boo. She’s mocking Mickie and the way this match ended...WAIT...WAAAAH MICKIE IS UP...SPEAR....OFF THE STAGE ONTO TABLES AND WIRING BELOW. GOOD GOD SOMEONE STOP THE FUCKING MATCH!. Mickie survived the explosion, got up then speared Jax off the entrance way through hell!. Revenge for what she did to Emil/Mickie at the recent PPV. Both girls are laid out flat as officials/referees and stretchers are out now. Fans are booing but what are supposed to do. This match still isn’t over thank you ref!. That referee doesn’t want to get fired!. Jax and Mickie are being put on stretchers. BOTH GIRLS START FIGHTING AND PUNCHING EACH OTHER WHILE ON THE STRETCHERS. This is awesome chants from the crowd. Mickie stands on her stretcher and dives onto Jax laying on hers!. Jax is trying to escape back towards the ring as Mickie takes off her arm bands and wrist tape. Now she’s serious!. Mickie stretchers Jax back to the ring through the crowd before throwing her over the barricade.
Jax runs into the ring while Mickie follows. Both girls have cuts, blood and bruises on their bodies. Jax gets into the ring running away from Mickie who follows. She tries to jump over the top rope but Mickie stops her so she starts to climb the ropes. Mickie gets on the back of Jax trying to choke her out while Jax is climbing the ropes. We’ve never seen Jax this vulnerable before. Jax is standing on the top rope with Mickie on her back...NO...NO...NO...AAAAAAAH JAX JUST FALLS BACKWARDS OFF THE TOP ROPE...BAAAAM JAX JUST SENT MICKIE THROUGH THE FUCKING RING. THE RING IS BROKE. THERE’S A GIANT HOLE IN THE RING. IT RIPPED THE ROPES AND ONE OF THE TURNBUCKLE POSTS ARE DOWN AS WELL. THE RING IS AT AN ANGLE. WE CAN’T EVEN SEE EITHER OF THE WOMEN. THEY’RE LITERALLY UNDER THE RING. JAX SACRIFICED HERSELF JUST TO GET MICKIE OFF HER BACK!. Mickie may have been crushed to death at the bottom!. The referee has hands on his head. He doesn’t want to stop this knowing he’ll probably get fired by Emil. One side of the ring has a broken turnbuckle. There’s ropes in the ring and out the ring. They’re destroyed the entire arena. WAIT...WE SEE AN ARM...WHO’S IS IT...IT’S...YES...MICKIE...SHE’S SURVIVED SOMEHOW. MICKIE CRAWLS OUT OF THE HOLE.
She can’t even get to her feet...NO...JAX IS UP. JAX JUST JUMPS OUT OF THE HOLE LIKE KING KONG. Mickie is on her knees and just collapses looking up to Nia. Yea she knows it’s all over. The fans have gone silent as Jax covers Mickie.....1.....2.....YES YES YES MICKIE KICKS OUT. JAX CAN’T BELIEVE IT. Nia is pissed shouting at the referee. Jax positions Mickie but what is she doing?. Jax puts Mickie on her stomach but not in the middle of the ring? She places her head at a weird angle as she goes to the top rope. She has to be careful because one corner of the ring is broke. Jax looks down at Mickie and smiles...JAX JUMPS...SPLASH OFF THE TOP ROPE....OOOOH NOOOO RIGHT ON HER HEAD. OMG JAX JUST CRUSHED MICKIE’S FUCKING SKULL!!!. OH GOD THIS IS BAD. All her weight just crushed Mickie’s head. It’s over. Jax covers Mickie.....1.....2.....NOOOO!. ARE YOU KIDDING ME HOW!. This is insane!. Jax can’t believe it so goes to the top rope again. 300 POUND SPLASH....MICKIE MOVES OUT THE WAY JUST IN TIME. There’s hope after all. We can barely see Mickie’s face as both girls get to their knees. Back and forth, left and rights, slaps and elbows!. HEADBUTTS. BOTH GIRLS ARE HEADBUTTING EACH OTHER. YOU CAN HEAR THE THUMPS. JAX HAS A HEMATOMA FORMING OVER HER EYE!. MICKIE WIPES HER FINGERS ACROSS JAX’S HEAD BEFORE WRITING THE WORD D.I.E. ON HER OWN STOMACH IN BLOOD!. Mickie signals the end...CHICK KICK TO JAX...COVER...1...2...NO JAX KICKS OUT.
Mickie goes to the top rope right after looking for something...450 SPLASH!?. WE’VE NEVER SEEN HER DO THAT. SHE’S TRYING EVERYTHING...1...2...JAX KICKS OUT. Mickie picks Jax up...STRATUSFACTION HAHA!. The move of her old friend Trish. What a tribute that was...cover...1...2...JAX KICKS OUT AGAIN. Mickie then gets an idea. She turns Jax onto her stomach then gets a broken rope and puts it around her neck and face!. STF-CROSSFACE!!!. JAX IS IN TROUBLE...HER ARM IS OUT...SHE HAS NO OTHER CHOICE...BUT...TO...TA...NO...JAX STARTS STANDING UP WITH MICKIE. SHE’S GOT HER INTO A SAMOAN DROP POSITION THEN STARTS RUNNING...SAMOAN DROP TO THE OUTSIDE FLOOR ON MICKIE BREAKING IT UP!. Remember there’s no ropes on the ring so you can just run out of it. Jax buys herself some time but what else can happen in this match. Jax slowly gets back to her feet. She slowly gets back into the ring but again goes to the top rope. She’s looking for another splash and this will surely kill Mickie. WAIT...JAMES IS UP. Mickie climbs the top rope with Jax. They’re fighting it out on the top. MICKIE STARTS BITING THE HEMATOMA OF JAX. SHE’S LITERALLY BITING THE GIANT SWELLING ON HER FACE AND HEAD. THAT IS SICK!. Jax is fighting her off looking for a superplex but Mickie puts Jax’s head in between her legs?. What is she doing.
There’s no way. Mickie is looking for a powerbomb off the top into the ring!?. She’s way too small. She doesn’t have the power for that...NO...SHE CHANGES HER MIND...IT’S NOT A POWERBOMB...NO...WAAAAAAAAAAAH IT’S THE FUCKING TOWER BOMB....OH MY FUCKING GOD....MICKIE JUST KILLED NIA JAX. MICKIE JUST POWERBOMBED JAX ONTO THE FUCKING OUTSIDE APRON!. THE MOST DANGEROUS MOVE IN WRESTLING HISTORY. IT’S ONLY EVER BEEN DONE TWICE IT’S THAT BAD!. JAX’S NECK HAS TO BE BROKEN. THE RING SHOOK, THE ARENA SHOOK AND THE WHOLE WORLD JUST SHOOK. Mickie changed her mind at the end and did that instead. That move has only ever been done twice, once in ROH and once in EAM many years ago. Both girls are out. This has to be the match of the year, decade...century or ever!. The referee has to stop this one and goes over to Melissa saying something. Melissa shakes her head no just let them keep going and the referee doesn’t know want to do. Even Melissa doesn’t want this one stopped and of course she wants Jax in pain as much as possible. I bet Jax wishes she didn’t mess with Melissa now haha!. Mickie is starting to move. She stands up barely on her feet and starts to laugh. Mickie tries to roll Jax into the ring and does. Jax is rolled into the ring and in comes Mickie but she’s not pinning her.
She gets another idea and turns Jax’s on her stomach and feet near the turnbuckle. She picks up Jax’s arms putting them behind her back and into her trunks so her head in elevated a little bit. She’s like a Spit Roast!. Mickie goes to the top rope for the final time. OH GOD...CURBSTOMP OFF THE TOP ROPE TO JAX’S HEAD. MICKIE JUST CRUSHED NIA’S HEAD AND SKULL!. Revenge for earlier when she did that. JAX IS NOW SPITTING UP PURPLE BLOOD FROM HER MOUTH. THERE’S TEETH. JAX JUST SPIT TEETH ONTO THE RING MAT. Mickie is walking around and is now picking Jax’s teeth out of her shoe!. You sick fuck chant from the crowd and we’ve never seen this Mickie before. Mickie then takes one of her shoes off throwing it into the crowd?. YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME...JAX IS MOVING...JAX IS UP...SHE’S ON HER KNEES. SHE’S LIKE THE TERMINATOR. JAX STARTS SPITTING BLOOD AND TEETH AT MICKIE. SHOUTING AT HER TO DO IT BITCH!. FUCKING DO IT PUSSY!. CHICK KICK RIGHT TO THE FACE AND ANOTHER AND A THIRD. BARE FOOT BONE RIGHT SHOOT TO THE HEAD OF JAX. SHE’S STILL NOT DOWN. SHE’S COLLAPSING LIKE A TREE THAT’S ABOUT TO FALL DOWN.
Mickie grabs her by the head and neck slowly picking her up. This is like slow motion. Mickie for the last ever time in her career let’s out a giant screaming roar...MICKIE-DT TO NIA JAX...SHE HOLDS ONTO IT...BAAAM MICKIE DT AGAIN. SHE ROLLS THROUGH...AAAAAH MICKIE-DT FOR A THIRD AND FINAL TIME. MICKIE IS BARELY MOVING HERSELF AS SHE FALLS DOWN TO THE MAT. SHE PLACES ONE OF HER ARMS OVER NIA JAX.....THE FANS ARE GOING INSANE.........COVER.........1..........CAN SHE DO IT............2..........IN HER FINAL MATCH FOR THE LAST TIME..........3!!!!!!. YES YES YES SHE CAN. OH MY FUCKING GOD. SHE DID IT!. IM HAVING AN OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. ONE OF THE GREATEST MATCHES IN HISTORY. WHAT THE HELL DID WE JUST SEE!. People are crying, announcers and commentators are in tears. Mickie James retires as Women’s Champion!. ALL GOOD THINGS COME TO THOSE WHO WAIT. Mickie has made history by becoming the only person to win her final match. Jax was incredible though and I’m sure we haven’t seen the last of her. The fans instantly jump over the barricade into the ring. Fans are all over Mickie hugging her and holding her up. Jax rolls out of the ring and look at this!. HAHA FANS ARE ATTACKING JAX. FANS ARE THROWING BANANA PEELS, CHAIRS, BEER CANS AT JAX IN REVENGE!. MELISSA NOW HAHA. MELISSA IS ATTACKING JAX. Nia runs up the rampway. It’s like The Beauty vs The Beast and the bully has been stopped!. Jax runs up the rampway away from fans who are still throwing stuff at her but it doesn’t matter because it’s all about Mickie.
Wait a minute...look at this now...here comes Emil!. Emil walks onto the stage with hands on his hips crying and wow this is getting really emotional. Emil takes off his shirt and throws it to the ground. He starts putting his fists in the air and screams YES!. YES!. Like Vince McMahon did at Survivor Series 2001. Emil runs down to the broken ring before staring down with Mickie. The fans move out the way and make space for them. EMIL RUNS INTO MICKIE’S ARMS!. THE FANS GO BESERK. Mickie and Emil are embracing in what has to be the greatest Grandslam of all time!. This is what was supposed to happen one year ago and one year later it’s the perfect ending to a career. Emil picks Mickie up on her shoulders one final time with fans chanting ‘thank you Mickie’, ‘please don’t go’, ‘greatest of all time’ and ‘that was awesome’. We’ll just have to wait and see what happens with the women’s title. I’m sure we’ll fine out soon but this division is on fire so I’m sure it will be figured out quickly. The fireworks fill the sky and confetti is coming down. Ladies and Gentlemen thank you for joining us for Grandslam 14 and for the past near 15 years. It’s been a great journey full of ups, downs, twists and turns. We don’t know what what will happen in the next 15 years but you’ll all just have to wait and see. We’ll see you all at Grandslam XV!.
As the show is coming to an end, we follow a camera that zooms in from one side of the arena to the other. All in the back, on the last row, highest up in the arena, sits a man. He is dressed in a coat and the brim of his hat are just about covering up his eyes, and the shadows in this part of the arena does the rest to cover up his identity. He is smoking a cigar and slowly, slowly, clapping his hands. As he takes another drag of the cigar, the small lightsource coming from the ember of the cigar is just enough to uncover that there is somewhat strangely familiar with him. Camera goes black and all there is left is the EAM Promotions Logo......