EAM Promotions - Season 14

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A Supershow, Live from Pyongyang, North-Korea



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EAM Intergender Tag Team Championship Matchup
Cody & Brandi Rhodes (c) Vs Sami Callihan & Jessica Havok

Welcome everybody to North Korea!. It’s not a tv show. It’s not a PPV. It’s a super show!. We’ve got some nice matches for you tonight so let’s not waste any time and get to the action. Rhodes come out first getting boos from the crowd and got to wonder if their time is now. Havok/Sami who really haven’t done anything in years want to turn that all around. The bell rings and here we go!. Back and forth action from both teams, high flying, hard hitting and strong bumps from everyone. Havok dominates the much smaller Brandi while Sami and Cody fight it out. Sami with a Boing Splash and a Headlock Driver for a 2 count. The match continues on for several minutes with Havok now about to pin Brandi who reverses and tags Cody. Cross kick off the ropes on Havok. Sami attacks Brandi who reverses with a rana driver. Sami attacks and spits at Brandi which leads to a Cross Rhodes to Sami...1...2...3...it’s over!. Cody and Brandi pick up the win in this one and another title defence. I wonder who can beat them because it’s finna take a good team to do it. Sami and Havok have problems after the match and you got to wonder how long they’re gonna be around in EAM because they keep losing and there’s other talent waiting in the wings to replace them. Rhodes celebrate their win to boos as we cut away.

Cross-Brand Tag Team Matchup - Winning Team Gets A Title Shot At Their Brands Titles
Golden Lovers (Kenny Omega & Kota Ibushi) Vs Shinsuke Nakamura & Kazuchika Okada

A huge match coming up next after that curtain jerker. Golden Lovers are finally back. Okada/Nakamura are popular since Asia but still some controversy. Very NJPW style of match. The bell rings and here we go. Near 20 minute match. Back and forth hard hitting strong style action from all men. Lovers looking for a match against The Parks so it would be a Mexico vs Japan match almost while Nakada looking for the Party. Huge tag bumps and moves. Omega has stayed very strong after losing his title and becoming good again. Okada with a tombstone/lariat for 2 counts. Nakamura with the Kinshasa. Double team spots and a duel 450/moonsault by Lovers. Ibushi with a Phoenix Splash as Omega nails a Croyt’s Wrath taking out Nakamura. Okada with a dropkick on Omega and think of the history between them. The highest rated match of all time was Omega/Okada 4. Okada won’t stop with a huge lariat on Ibushi as Omega goes behind...ONE WINGED ANGEL TO OKADA BUT THEY’RE NOT DONE. THEY BOTH STAND ON THE TOP ROPE. LIKE THE OLD DAYS...BAAAM GOLDEN SHOWER OFF THE TOP...WE HAVNT SEEN THAT IN YEARS...COVER...1...2...3...IT’S OVER. GOLDEN LOVERS HAVE DONE IT. The Parks better watch out because this will be their toughest match yet. They celebrate the win as we cut away. I wonder if they’ll get their shot on a tv show or PPV.

EAM Womens Tag Team Championships Matchup
Sasha & Bayley (c) Vs Session Moth Martina & Becky Lynch

Up next another big match. Another tag match in fact. Back and forth bumps from both teams. High flying/signature/finisher moves from all girls throughout. Becky and Moth look good and they have a lot of history between them. Becky dominates Bayley with a Armbreaker and a Lassbreaker before the Go to Hell. Sasha with a Banks Statement. Moth with a Dirty Deeds for a 2. Tower of doom off the rope to all girls. Double superplex to Sasha by Becky and Martina...cover...1...2...NO. We’re getting some real good long title reigns recently. Means more. More title matches and defences better than title hopping. It would be historic for a title to change hands in North Korea though. GO TO HELL ON BAYLEY 1 2 SASHA BREAKS IT UP. SASHA NAILS THE BACKSTABBER TO BECKY...1...2...MARTINA BREAKS IT UP. Martina taken out by Sasha with a Backstabber and Spike DDT but from behind Becky takes out Sasha with her arm submission...THIS IS IT...BAAAM BAYLEY TAKES OUT BECKY...MARTINA COMES BACK IN. BAYLEY TO BAYLEY SUPLEX CAUGHT HER...COVER...1...2...3 DONE!. Wow what a back and forth at the end but they keep their belts. Fun match as they celebrate their victory to boos from the crowd as we cut away.

Ornate Prime Championship Matchup
Keith Lee (c) Vs Aleister Black

Black comes to the ring getting boos. Of course people are still reeling from the feud where Black basically destroyed Ricochet but he’s back now so that’s all that matters. Black is very dangerous. Fans boo but give Lee a huge ovation. The biggest of the entire night in fact. The bell rings and here we go. Lee gives the belt to the ref...BLACK MASS...OMG...BLACK MASS AGAIN. BLACK HAS TAKEN OUT LEE FROM BEHIND. THIS IS SMART...COVER...1...LEE KICKS OUT. He’s trying to beat him fast. Black Mass for a third time but Lee throws him up in the air with a mighty god damn powerbomb. Running senton. Running splash and a rolling legdrop!. Military press into a mid air spear!. POUNCE OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING. BLACK IS BARELY HOLDING. WAAAAH 300 POUND DIVE OVER THE TOP ROPE. Lee charges around the ring...POUNCE INTO THE CROWD. HAHA THIS IS CRAZY. Lee throws a deadweight Black into the ring before going to the top rope. 300 POUND SHOOTING STAR PRESS...COVER...1...2...3...OMG!. Lee just buried Black like nothing. This is shocking. Nobody expected this. We all thought it would just be a normal match but Lee said not a chance. Lee with another dominant win to fans delight as he celebrates the win and we cut away. He’s like the male Nia Jax...could you imagine in the future if they were a team...or enemies. You know something...people have been speaking about how nobody can beat Cody/Brandi...I wonder if Jax and Lee could...good god could you imagine.

Center Of Attention Championship Matchup
Nia Jax (c) Vs Alexa Bliss

It’s been a fun PPV so far so let’s continue it on. Only one more match to go and wow has this gone fast. Jax comes out getting a huge boo while Alexa comes out getting a mixed reaction and by herself. Wonder what Dutch is thinking. Alexa has been kind of bullying Dutch lately. The bell rings and here we go. Jax is laughing at how small Alexa is putting her on the top rope and patting her head. This continues on before Alexa nails a huge crossbody off the top rope which shocks Jax. She does it twice more which takes Jax off her feet!. She’s getting fans behind her now. TORNADO SPIKE DDT TAKES HER DOWN. TOP ROPE DROPKICK. She’s trying hard!. BAAAM SUPERKICK FROM ALEXA THREE TIMES AND JAX IS ON HER KNEES. ANOTHER TOP ROPE DROPKICK TAKES HER OFF HER FEET!. Moonsault kneedrop from Alexa. Bliss goes to the top rope...TWISTED BLISS SHE GOT IT. ANOTHER AND A THIRD...THIS IS IT...1...2...JAX POWERS OUT. OH NO. Fans boo this as Alexa goes to the top rope again with a jump...JAX CATCHES HER. GOOD GOD...SHE’S RAGDOLLING HER. SHE’S SHAKING HER TO DEATH. WIGGLING HER AROUND LIKE NOTHING. She throws her into the air...SAMOAN DROP. RUNNING SENTON. RUNNING SPLASH. Dutch is now on the entrance ramp with her arms crossed watching Bliss and shaking her head like I told you so. Jax takes her to the corner. BANZAI DROP TO BLISS. Jax tells Dutch to walk down here to the ring. Jax goes to the top rope while fans boo and it’s academic at this point. 300 POUND SPLASH...COVER...1...2...3...WOW. I don’t think we’ve ever had a time in EAM history where we’ve had such dominant people. Jax picks up another win while Dutch watches on. Jax looks for another splash as Dutch runs down to the ring to help!. Dutch gets in front of Alexa so Jax gets off the top rope and mocks Dutch blowing a kiss at her. Jax leaves up the rampway as Dutch checks on Alexa even with all their problems. Jax says she wants to break all the records and have the most wins and title defences as champion. Maybe Dutch and Alexa could go after Jax?. Two is better than one after all and it’s eerily similar to the match we’ve just had with Lee and again there’s been bizarre rumblings on the internet over the past hour imaging a Jax and Lee team because it would be something that’s never happened before. The women’s bad guy champion teaming with the good guy Ornate Prime champion to fight the Mixed Tag Champions...that would be insane and Cody/Brandi said they don’t have any challengers!. So who knows maybe soon or down the line at a bigger PPV like Slobberknocker but it would be a huge match. Jax celebrates her win as we cut away.

6-Way Elimination Matchup - Winner Gets To Enter Last In The Upcoming Slobberknocker Matchup

It’s now time for our main event of the evening and it’s flown by!. A huge match from all men involved. Mixed reactions for everybody and there’s really no stand out winner. Most have done so much in EAM but they need that one thing to take them over the edge to become remembered. We could be looking at the next world champion you never know. The bell rings and here we go!. Back and forth, high flying, signature and finishing moves from everyone involved. MJF acts like the sneaky bad guy hiding and striking throughout. Project Ciampa for a 2 count on Andrade. Ciampa goes after everyone else as Cesaro nails an Uppercut for the 3 count and elimination, Ciampa is gone. WALTER attacks Cesaro with huge chops and a sitdown powerbomb. Walter has potential but needs to take it to the next level. ROLLING SPEAR TO ANDRADE COVER...MJF SHOVES OFF MOOSE...1...2...3...! MJF JUST STOLE MOOSE’S PIN!. Andrade eliminated by MJF. There’s some big boys left in this one. Moose with a spear to Walter as MJF tries to roll him up but Cesaro saves him taking Moose down. Uppercut and a Neutraliser...cover...1...2...3...Cesaro pins Moose!. We are now down to three men in this match. Whoever wins this will enter last in the Slobberknocker. Cesaro and WALTER stare each other down and here we go!. Back and forth hard shots, elbows and punches from both men. Strong style chops now. Uppercuts as well. Austria vs Switzerland. Almost a dream match here. WALTER BOMB. He goes to the top rope looking for the finish...WAIT A MINUTE...MJF CRAWLS INTO THE RING...1...2...3...HAHA MJF JUST STOLE WALTER’S PIN!. Fans are booing but even they’re laughing at that one!. WALTER is pissed. MJF is celebrating thinking he’s won this one!. WALTER DIVES...MJF MOVES IN TIME AND HE SPLASHES CESARO...MJF ROLLS UP WALTER...1...NO WAY...2...NO...WALTER KICKS OUT JUST. MJF pleads with WALTER as he then takes a cheque out of his pocket and starts writing down a money offer for him to lay down!. Haha never seen this before. Like Ted DiBiase. MJF writes down $100,000!. WALTER looks at it confused because he doesn’t use dollars!. WALTER rips the cheque up before putting it on MJF’s chest...HUGE CHOP TO MJF. THE CHEQUE IS ACTUALLY IMPRINTED ON HIS CHEST!. The Jewish man is imprinted with money!. WALTER with a huge powerbomb before going to the top rope...WALTER DIVE OFF THE TOP ROPE...1...2...3...IT’S OVER!. Walter picks up the win in this match and will go to enter last in the Slobberknocker!. WALTER’s music reigns out around North Korea as he puts his hands behind his back to celebrate his win. Thank you for joining us for this nice and quick PPV. We’ll see you at the next one!.