EAM Promotions - Season 14

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3-On-3 Tag Team Matchup - Losing Team Will Not Be Able To Compete In The Slobberknocker Match
Roderick Strong & reDragon Vs Brodie Lee & Young Bucks

Welcome everybody to the show just like we’ve said a thousand times before so let’s waste no time and get to the show!. Back and forth match from all sides. High flying, signature and finishing moves from everyone throughout. Awesome curtain jerker which has a lot on the line. The losers won’t be in the Rumble match and Scurll won’t be happy at all. Of course Scurll is main eventing tonight which might be the first ever time the NWA title has main evented an EAM show so more history made. Much more serious Villains Club of course. More Bang For Your Buck. Brodie lariat and the Black Hole Slam to ReDragon. Fans want Era to win of course and Club to lose. Strong takes out Lee with backbreakers but Bucks with a double superkick and IndyTaker for the 3 count and win!. Bucks and Lee advance to the Rumble. Dragon and Strong are unable to. They walk off celebrating their victory but in much darker fashion.

Triple Threat Matchup For The Pride Championship
Lars Sullivan (c) Vs Pete Dunne Vs Will Ospreay

Lars comes to the ring getting a huge boo from the crowd. He will fight Lee with or without title in a few weeks in what should be pure insanity. Dunne and Will come out getting big cheers from the crowd. Lee and Bask in his Glory chants aimed at Lars which phases him. Lars charges at them but they keep avoiding him and jumping out the way. Using quickness throughout to overpower him. Back and forth, double team spots and dives from Dunne and Will to the outside on Lars. They shocked the world by beating Braun so can they can do it again. This is a 3 way but might as well be a handicap match. Dunne with a submission finger breaks while Will nails several moonsaults and ssp’s for 2 counts. Dunne and Will almost fight but stop as Lars lariats them down and it turns around. Lars with a big double spear and then dropkick. Of course the match against Lee won’t be a title match because it’s about Pride so whoever wins they’ll still have titles and can continue on their title journey. Lars with a diving double headbutt takes both men out. Lars powerbombs Will over the top rope into the crowd!. Sending a message to Lee. Powerbomb to Dunne as Lars goes outside, bringing a deadweight Will back into the ring before picking both men up...THE FREAK ACCIDENT ON BOTH MEN...COVER 1 2 3 DONE!. Wow sending a huge message to Lee by pinning both. Lars gets the win and celebrates his victory. Wonder who can beat him but then again...who can beat Lee...we’ll find out at the next PPV.

Singles Matchup
Shinsuke Nakamura Vs Kazuchika Okada

Both men Japanese so get great ovations from the crowd but Okada much more. Lot of tension between them so here we go!. Back and forth hard left/rights/elbows/forearms and strong style moves. Okada is a much better wrestler than Nakamura but Nakamura can hit harder. Submissions and technical moves from both men. Nakamura tries a cheat 3 count win and almost got it but the referee turns it around. Nakamura with a Boombyay and a running knee strike for 2’s. Nakamura uses his Freddie Mercury/Michael Jackson style while fans boo. Definitely works better as a bad guy. Nakamura mocks Okada by nailing his lariat twice but Okada reverses with a dropkick and Rainmaker followed by the Tombstone for the 3 count and win!. Revenge for Okada because of what happened and fans love it. Not sure if this is a one off or they’ll continue to fight but Okada has won the fight so far but maybe perhaps not the war. What would be really cruel is to have them wrestle in the next few weeks and whoever loses won’t be about to be in the rumble...just an idea.

Pride Tag Team Championships Matchup
Private Party (Marq Quen & Isiah Kassidy) (c) Vs War Raiders (Hanson & Rowe)

Big match up next which is a rematch. Both teams look good getting slot of offence in. Both teams quite popular with the fans. High flying, big bumps, back and forth action. Signature/finishing moves from all as well. Party the fan favorites though. Raider Bomb and War Talk for close 2 counts. Party fight back with big bumps and dives to the outside of the ring. Then Raiders nail huge dives onto them as well!. At the end of the match Party with a duel superkick, diving headbutts and moonsault for the 3 count on Rowe to keep the titles. They celebrate their victory with the fans as we cut away. Think it’s time for Raiders to move up the next brand. Can’t really do much else on Pride. It would be nice to see team members actually fight it out for entries into the rumble match. Could start off some feuds as well and would be very cruel.

Tag Team Rubber Matchup
The Lucha Bros (Rey Fenix & Pentagon Jr.) Vs The Colibri Coalition (Rey Mysterio & El Hijo de Rey Mysterio)

One of the biggest matches of the night here. Both teams big pretty solid ovation from the crowd. We get the bell and rings we go!. Lots of fast paced Lucha action from all men involved. Good 15 minutes of action, armbars and armdrags. 619 for 2 counts. Fenix with a corkscrew. Pentagon with a packaged piledriver outside the ring. Dived from everybody all over the top rope onto each other while fans chant holy shit. The action continues on with a double 619 taking Fenix out completely. Pentagon with a packaged Piledriver to Hijo as Rey nails a splash off the top which misses Pentagon and he covers again for the 3 count and win!. Lucha Bros get the win, celebrate the victory as we cut away.

Before our next matchup we get an announcement from the general manager of Jamboree. Orton tells everyone, the fans and the wrestlers on the EAM roster, that next week will feature qualifying matches for the Slobberknocker matches. This is because there is to many wresters on the EAM roster to fit in everyone, so they have to thin of the ranks. As you all know, the only one announced participants for the Slobberknocker matches as of now are WALTER for the men's match, who will enter as the last participant, number 50. Giving him a huge advantage. And Young Bucks and Brodie Lee. He then gets interrupted when Nia Jax's music cranks the arena speaker. The EAM Center Of Attention Champion walks out on the stage with the title draped over her shoulder. And she actually gets quite a good reception from the Japanese audience. She walks down the rampway making her way to the ring and enters. She walks up to Randy Orton and asks for a microphone. She is handed one by the gm himself and Nia does not waste time. She tells she is out here tonight to announce that she will not only be kicking Ronda Rousey's ass next time they see her in Sydney, but she also want to announce that she will be taking part of the womens Slobberknocker match! What? This is big news! The champion entering the slobberknocker match. What if she wins? Nia then also tells that she will be putting herself in the #1 spot, just to prove how great she is. And...yes there is more. She will be putting the The EAM Center Of Attention Championship on the line! WOOOOT?! That is big news! Nia Jax wants to prove to everybody that there is no one like her. She has just put herself in the #1 spot in the Slobberknocker match, and she has put her title on the line. That has never happened before. Jia Jax has to beat 29 other women to prove she is the greatest. Can she do it? And will she be champion when facing Ronda? We just have to wait and see it Jax is as though as she claims she is. After all, she is 18-1 since debuting in EAM. That is quite an impressive feat. Orton smiles to her. It seems he likes her spirit. Then he makes it official! We then cut to a commercial for the upcoming PPV where we get the updated card. When we go back to ringside, it's time for our next match of the night.

EAM Tag Team Championships Matchup
LA Park & El Hijo de LA Park (c) Vs Golden Lovers (Kenny Omega & Kota Ibushi)

Another huge match from all men involved. The bell rings and here we go. It’s been an emotional month for the Parks with what happened and it has affected them a little bit. Salina of course at ringside trying to interfere throughout the match. The Lovers look great in this one. The return match they did great. It might be one of the longest gaps between coming tag champs ever if they win. Parks with the comedy throughout this one. Back and forth big bumps and spots. Selina with a sneaky rana to Ibushi. Fans do not like her at all. She’s like AJ Lee, Melina and Zelina trying to help her men out. Parka Driver for a 2 count on Omega. Ibushi with a double split moonsault and standing 450. Omega and Ibushi go to each corner...NO WAY...WE HAVE NOT SEEN THIS IN YEARS...DOUBLE PHOENIX CORKSCREW 450 SPLASH ON THE PARKS. IT’S OVER. THE FANS ARE GOING CRAZY. Could you imagine if they actually win this one...cover...1...2...DAMN IT SELINA INTERFERES AGAIN STOPPING IT. Fans are booing but it’s smart. She kisses Kota!. Parks attack from behind...1...2...Omega breaks it up with a V Trigger. She then kisses Omega!. Parks again attack from behind but Kota breaks it up. They both get sick and tired of it so they have a three way kiss with Salina haha!. Followed by a double superkick knocking her off the apron. Parks double team them down for 2 counts. Kota with a Pele kick to Hijo followed by a Croyt’s Wrath to Park. They go to the corner top rope and look for it!. Can they!. Will they!...GOLDEN SHOWERS OFF THE TOP ROPE...THEY GOT IT...COVER...1...YES...2...COME ON...3...IT’S OVER!. WE HAVE NEW CHAMPIONS!. Fans are going crazy and this is a shocker. I’m sure a lot thought they’d win but felt like Parks weren’t done as champions but anything can happen in EAM!. Golden Lovers celebrate with the fans and kiss each other in victory. Omega goes from world champ to tag champ in a few months which is a pretty good outcome. Not sure where the Parks go from here. They weren’t originally apart of EAM it just happened. Salina slaps Parks across the face in the ring before storming up the rampway to newer pastures. Who knows what she will do or come up with next. Manager, announcer or gm?. We’ll just have to wait and see but this might be the last time we see the Parks.

Running Mate Championship Matchup
Jon Moxley (c) Vs Orange Cassidy

Coming up next is one of the most interesting matches of the night. Both are friends but forced to fight tonight because of the GM. Moxley refusing to defend the title or even cash it in but has to do it tonight. Both men come out getting huge ovations as Cassidy is accompanied by Human Tornado. Of course we know that Tornado, Moxley and Cassidy who are seemingly together which makes them one of the most bizarre teams in history. The bell rings and here we go. Tornado is trying to remain unbiased as he keeps going to each side. Switching over and cheering on both men which makes fans laugh. Both men square off in the ring as Cassidy nails some soft kicks. Moxley with some soft chops after. Maybe this is what they’re going to do!. Even Tornado is overreacting to the soft kicks like they’re hard. Strong style chants from the crowd as Moxley nails a soft headlock, whips Cassidy into the ropes but Cassidy just sits down and can’t be bothered to run. Moxley sits down with him and it’s like Moxley has become lazy just like him!. Soft slaps across the face with holy shit chants from the crowd. Cassidy with a soft kip up but falls down so does it again. This is the slowest and softest match in history. You know the GM is watching this pissed off. Cassidy walks at Moxley who catches him with a DDT but just lays down with it so he doesn’t even drop down. Moxley covers Cassidy...1...2...NO. Damn that was close. Cassidy even too lazy to kick out of a pinfall. Moxley picks Cassidy up and puts him on the top rope as Cassidy just softly hits the back of Moxley. Cassidy ranas Moxley off in one of worst moves we’ve ever seen. It’s like they’re mocking the GM by having a match but nobody is getting hurt.

Cassidy goes to the top rope looking for a dive...but just falls to the mat because he can’t reach him haha. Fans chant this is awesome. Moxley picks up Cassidy ripping a pair of glasses off his head putting them on but Cassidy is wearing another pair underneath!. They again start to soft hit...WAIT A MINUTE...THROUGH THE CROWD...THAT’S MJF AND ANDRADE!. They run into the ring and take out Cassidy/Moxley!. Fans boo this. Of course because of what happened recently they’re pissed and decided to ruin this match for us!. MJF starts mocking them and the fans. The beatdown continues as Tornado makes the save but then we get the announcement that this match has been turned into a tag match with the title being on the line. We regain order and get the announcement as the bell rings and here we go again!.

MJF and Andrade vs Cassidy and Moxley for the Running Mate Title and I guess this means if MJF or Andrade pin them they’ll become champion so Cassidy will have to be careful not to lose. The beatdown continues for the next couple of minutes. MJF/Andrade arent friends and this is just a one off because what happened over the belt. Fans boo the beatdown as Andrade comes in with a moonsault and 450. MJF with a senton as Cassidy finally tags in Moxley who unleashes on both. Fans go crazy for this as Moxley wipes out both men. Headlock Driver, overthrow suplex and a Tiger Driver 98!. MOX nails the Dirty Deeds to Andrade and this one is over...MJF breaks it up to turn it around. Andrade looks for his finish but MOX moves in time as he tags in Cassidy who nails the no arm rana and dive onto MJF outside the ring. Cassidy is still undefeated. Could you imagine what he’s gonna do if he’s in the a Rumble match!. That would be hilarious to see. Andrade looks for a powerbomb but Cassidy turns it around into a reversed no arm rana driver!...cover...1...2...3...he got it!. Haha Cassidy pins Andrade and keeps the title for Moxley!. You’re welcome. MOX celebrates the win as Cassidy doesn’t and MOX has to thank Cassidy surely. MJF/Andrade lose this one and storm to the back with MJF actually attacking Andrade on the way back and blaming him. Maybe that’s a match for a rumble entry. Imagine MJF in the Rumble!. Cassidy keeps the title for Moxley as they don’t celebrate their win with Human Tornado bringing them together and we cut away.

Special Attraction Tag Team Matchup
KENTA & Kenta Vs The American Wolves

This PPV has flown by. Sometimes it feels like a PPV can last weeks but not this one. This is our penultimate match and more of an extra match. Neither of these teams are in EAM anymore but it’s in Japan so why not. Back and forth match from both teams. High flying, signature and finishing moves from teams. Hard hitting strong style action from Kentas. Wolves have always been okay but never great. Kenta and Kenta are legends. Kobashi chop and a GTS to Davey and Eddie. Wolves with a superplex falcon arrow. Some technical and submission moves from all men as well but at the end of the match to make the fans happy since we’re in Japan Kobashi nails the powerbomb and KENTA with a huge stomp off the top rope on Eddie for the 3 count and win!. They celebrate the win in the country they were made born in as we cut away.

NWA Championship Matchup
Adam Cole (c) Vs " The Villain " Marty Scurll

It is now time for our main event of the evening!. There was some debate about who would main event and this is it. The same way EAM opened is the same way it ends with Era vs Club. This might be the first time in history the NWA Title has main evented an EAM show and in Japan!. Historic for sure. Scurll comes out by himself getting boos from the crowd. With the umbrella of course. Scurll has always been underrated but more recently been taking over. Cole comes out getting a big ovation and he’s got to be pissed about what happened earlier since his teammates won’t be in the rumble and if he is then he’ll be alone. If Club are in the rumble match then they could be strongest force for sure. Back and forth from both men with hard hitting and a solid 20 minute main event. Cole has been champion for a long time now. Cole with superkicks and a uranage for 2 counts. Cole looks for the Panama but Scurll reverses it. Back drop driver and a Spike DDT by Scurll. Power driver and a corkscrew for a 2 count. Scurll with a t bone and full nelson suplex also. Some technical and submission moves from both men as well as we near the end of this match. Scurll looks for the umbrella but Cole grabs it out of his hands and smashes it over his knee snapping it in half!. Scurll looks shocked but pissed and starts biting his nose!. This is sick!. Referee warns him to stop or he’ll be DQ’d. He takes apart the umbrella and the handle is a knife!. He tries to stab Cole in the eye for god sakes!. The referee stops and throws the knife out of the ring which gives Cole a chance to come back. PANAMA SUNRISE OFF THE TOP ROPE...1...2...SCURLL KICKS OUT. COLE WITH A SHINING WIZARD FOR A CLOSE 2 COUNT. Cole takes Scurll to the top rope looking for a super Sunrise...Scurll reverses it. What is he doing. Scurll has been rumored to do this new move. Scurll turns Cole over and upside down while still on the top rope...NO...NO...BAAAAM VERTEBREAKER OFF THE TOP ROPE. GOOD GOD. SHADES OF HOMICIDE’S OLD MOVE THE COP KILLA. RIGHT ON HIS NECK FROM THE TOP ROPE...COVER...1...NO...2...3...IT’S OVER. MARTY SCURLL IS NWA CHAMPION!. The NWA will never be the same again as the Villians Club have picked up another belt.

They opened with a win and now close with one as well. Scurll celebrates his victory to boos. The leader now has a title. I doubt anybody thought the NWA title would end up like this!. Ric Flair is rolling in his grave and he’s not even dead yet!. All of a sudden Cody/Brandi/Bucks and Brodie come running down to the ring holding things in their hands?. Appears to be chains of some sort this is weird. The referee gets thrown out the ring while Cole is turned over on his stomach?. This is very strange. They start whipping him with the chains!. Brodie Lee then pulls out a switchblade!?. He then makes an incision in the back of Cole on his left and right side of his shoulders!. Cutting him like sushi. We are in Japan after all. What the fuck is this. He’s cutting holes in his back!. Undisputed Era come running down to the ring but get outnumbered and taken out. All of a sudden there’s this device being lowered from the ceiling which has hooks on it?. It looks like a giant coat hanger but with hooks on the end?. They sort of crowd around Cole so we can’t see what’s happening as the fans go silent in confusion...then the device starts going up into the sky...OMG...NO...HOLY SHIT...WHAT THE FUCK...ADAM COLE IS BEING ELEVATED. OH GOD THIS IS SICK. ADAM COLE HAS HOOKS IN HIS BACK. HIS SKIN IS BEING STRETCHED BY THESE HOOKS GOING THROUGH HIS BACK. HE’S BLEEDING AS WELL. The fans are in shock. Some children are crying in the crowd and some even vomit. This is suspension!. Like something out of a BDSM Club!. This is disgusting. We’ve never seen anything like this before. Adam Cole hanging 20 foot off the ground by his back which has fish hooks in them stretching his skin. EAM may have taken things way too far this time. Cornette is seen throwing down the headset and storming off up the rampway. We know he hates this kind of stuff. The fans and announcers are silent and don’t speak for the rest of the show. I mean we are in Japan after all so this kind of thing maybe not as shocking here but this is more disturbing than deathmatch wrestling!. Ladies and gentlemen we have to go and hopefully you’ll still join us for our next show in a few weeks which will be Slobberknocker...if we’re still on the air, the company is still alive and we all still have a job by then!. The show ends with Villians Enterprises standing in the ring looking up to a passed out Cole from the pain while he bleeds blood onto all of them in the ring as they celebrate their win bathing in blood as we fade to black!...