Here to sing America the Beautiful...KANYE WEST!. Kanye who gets a mixed reaction gives a rap rendition inspired version of America’s national anthem. We then get the national anthem of Norway to start us off before the Red Arrows fly across the sky covering it in American and Norwegian colors!. We then get fireworks to open the show and a Music Video Package of the last 15 years. We cut to this brand new arena for the very first time as the sun glistens through the crystallised glass roof lighting over 150 thousand screaming fans from over 180 countries around the world all shouting EAM EAM EAM...
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE ARE LIVE ON PPV AND THE EAM NETWORK FROM THE SOLD OUT SOFI STADIUM OUT OF INGLEWOOD CALIFORNIA IN FRONT OF OVER 150 THOUSAND FANS FOR THE GREATEST EVENT IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND!. IT’S THE GRANDEST SLAM OF THEM ALL....GRANDSLAM 15 - A COLOSSAL TUSSLE!!!.
What a night it’s gonna be that will shape the future of not only professional wrestling but sports entertainment forever!. The first ever 24 hour long extravaganza event!. We are pleased to announce that this show will be brought to you in 4K!. Tonight you will also be able to watch this event in Virtual Reality and have complete control over the angles of this show because we have cameras everywhere!. You can choose your very own angle to watch!. We even have cameras in the turnbuckles and a referee camera!. This brand new state of the art building means that from whatever angle you are sitting at you can see all the action and each seat is equipped with a tablet to watch the action right in front of your eyes including WiFi which will enable you to order food and drink during the event!. There’s a giant Grandslam 15 stage sign logo that’s made up of all previous Grandslam logos which is made of steel and crystal glass that just really lights up the place and changes color depending on who’s being introduced. We have a very special ring in which the turnbuckle posts are completely crystallised and transparent which also change color!. Even the ring ropes features a multi color action feature that will change throughout the show!. We are joined by our French, German, Spanish, Japanese, Mandarin, Norwegian and English commentators!. We are also proud to announce that even with fans still filing into the arena that we have officially broken the record for most fans at an EAM show 151,505!. We held an event in North Korea but half of those seats were bought by Kim himself so that didn’t even sell out as much as this did!. So let’s waste no time and get to the show!...DUH DUH DUH DUH....THE HEARTBREAK KID, THE SHOWSTOPPER, THE ICON, THE MAIN EVENT, MR GRANDSLAM...SHAWN MICHAELS IS COMING OUT FIRST!!!...
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EAM World Heavyweight Championship Matchup
Shawn Michaels (c) Vs Orange Cassidy
Shawn Michaels makes his entrance but stops on the entrance way and picks up a gun!. FIREWORK GUN. HAHA. LOOK AT THIS. HBK with firework guns into the crowd...hope that’s allowed here. We don’t want to destroy anything!. He comes down to the ring soaking it all in. What a sight to be seen this is even Shawn can’t believe it and he’s been everywhere and done it all. No bigger or better way to open the show than a world title match or with his entrance first. He enters the ring and waits for his opponent. Here he comes!. Can he actually do this!?. The whole arena turns orange haha this is amazing to see. WAIT LOOK AT THIS...FROM THE CEILING...THAT’S ORANGE CASSIDY IN A GIANT ORANGE HAHA. I’VE SEEN IT ALL NOW. CASSIDY IS COMING DOWN TO THE RING IN A GIANT ORANGE!. HBK puts his finger in his ear like what the hell is this. Cassidy barely puts his thumbs up to the crowd and throws Oranges at them haha. He makes it to the outside of the ring but stops and stares at HBK in the ring. He puts his thumb up...then down...WOOOAH WAAAAAH ORANGES AND JUICE FALL FROM THE SKY INTO THE RING HAHAHA!. CASSIDY JUST COVERED THE ENTIRE RING AND SHAWN IN ORANGES, ORANGE SKINS AND ORANGE JUICE BEFORE THE MATCH EVEN STARTS. Shawn rolls around the ring overselling like he’s fighting Hogan again. Trying to get Orange juice out of his eye while Cassidy enters and just stares at him. HBK says he has something in his eye and Cassidy just shrugs. The referee check on him and tells him he is okay but he looks like he took it as a joke and smiles clapping him for the originality.
They share an orange with each other before the match starts so to call it even as the bell rings and here we go!. Orange and HBK meet in the middle of the ring. Maybe a dream match and of course he cashed in to get this match and whoever wins will come back here tomorrow at this time can you believe it!. Soft kick from Orange and one from Shawn!. Another and another!. Back and forth action throughout this one, signature, high flying and big bumps. Quick fast action to start us off with Orange actually out smarting and wrestling Shawn!. NO ARMED RANA, HEADSCISSORS TO THE OUTSIDE. NO ARMED DIVE AND CASSIDY IS ON FIRE!. What an opening to this PPV. Cassidy continues the beatdown but has to take his hands out of his pockets to boos from the fans. Cassidy dominates for the next couple of minutes until Shawn fights back with an atomic drop and flying forearm...KIP UP...CASSIDY KIPS UP WITH HANDS IN HIS POCKETS AT THE SAME TIME. Wow even Shawn looked shocked by that one. Back and forth continues on before the slam and top rope elbow...1....2...NO Cassidy kicks out. Shawn signals the end...too early as Cassidy with a leg lariat stops it. Cassidy picks Shawn up...ORANGE CRUSH....1....2...SHAWN KICKS OUT. Cassidy wastes no time going to the top rope for the floppy splash...he barely and lazily lands on Shawn...1...2...NO. This would be without a doubt the biggest win of his career could you imagine.
Orange fires up with a soft chop and another but Shawn isn’t taking that and whips Cassidy to the corner turning him inside out. Similar to what he usually does. SHAWN WITH A DIVE OVER THE TOP ROPE. Shawn’s not done and goes to the outside apron...ASAI MOONSAULT TO CASSIDY BEFORE FIRING UP. Both men are very popular so Shawn gets a mixed reaction to this. Shawn throws him into the ring....1....2....CASSIDY KICKS OUT. Shawn goes to the corner looking for the finish...SWEET CHIN...RANA BY CASSIDY. BAAAAAM ORANGE CRUSH TO SHAWN....HE HOLDS INTO IT...BAAAAM ANOTHER ORANGE CRUSH....COVER.....1.....CAN HE....2.....NO.....SHAWN KICKS OUT. WOW THAT WAS CLOSE. Fans are going wild now with sporadic this is awesome chants and what a curtain jerker!. Both men fight back to their feet with soft chops before Shawn joins in as well. Soft chops and kicks before he says wait!. He stops Orange in his tracks and pulls something out of his pocket...GLASSES. SHAWN MICHAELS PUTS GLASSES ON. Cassidy looks shocked and cant believe this. HBK WITH SOFT CHOPS AND KICKS. Cassidy can’t believe it!. NO ARMED HEADSCISSORS, NO ARMED RANA HAHA. SHAWN IS PULLING AN ORANGE. ORANGE MICHAELS!. HBK with Cassidy’s moves before the Orange Crush!...1...2....NO Orange kicks out. Shawn kips up with his hands in his pockets!. Fans can’t believe this. Shawn throws the glasses to the mat at Orange. We know the anger he can have sometimes. Shawn calls the signal to put an end to all this bullshit and gets serious!. He goes to the corner for the kicks again before Cassidy puts his hands up in front of Shawn almost begging him not to do it and stopping him!. We’ve never seen him like this before. Cassidy stands up, takes his glasses off and softly throws them at Shawn?. We then hear a giant clinking sound from around the arena and...OH MY GOD...LOOK AT THIS...ALL THE FANS ARE WEARING GLASSES. ALL 150K FANS ARE WEARING GLASSES HAHA. SHAWN LOOKS LIKE HE’S SEEN A GHOST. All of a sudden the fans take the glasses off and throw them in the ring!...HUNDREDS AND THOUSANDS OF GLASSES ARE BEING THROWN INTO THE RING!. Like chairs in the olden days but glasses this is unreal and completely surreal!. That’s how much Cassidy is connected to the audience!.
SHAWN COVERS UP. HE TRIES TO AVOID AND RUN AND MOVE AWAY WHILE CASSIDY JUST STANDS AND WATCHES THIS HAPPEN WHILE NONE OF THE GLASSES HIT HIM!. He puts the glasses back on and bam just like that the glasses stop being thrown. HBK stops covering up and looks around!. What a moment!. Cassidy picks Shawn up...BAAAAAAM ORANGE CRUSH....IT’S OVER.....1.....IT’S ALL OVER.....CAN HE.....2....WILL HE.....NO.....THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME KICKS OUT. WOW THIS IS INCREDIBLE!. Fans can’t believe what we’re seeing and this is just the first match!. Shawn wants to remain undefeated at Grandslam which might be his last. Fans clap as both men slowly get back to their feet. HBK slaps the glasses off Orange’s face but that only fires him up. Left, rights, elbows, all over HBK. He keeps getting him down over and over while Shawn keeps getting up. Cassidy throws Shawn over the top rope but he skins the cat!. Shawn pulls himself up back into the ring all dazed...ORANGE CRUS...SHAWN PUSHES HIM OFF...ORANGE CHARGES TO THE CORNER...RUNS UP AND JUMPS ONTO THE TOP ROPE WITH NO HANDS WHILST THEY’RE STILL IN HIS POCKET...NO HANDS MOONSAULT BY CASSIDY TO MICHAELS......BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM SWEET CHIN MUSIC.....HOLY SHIT....IN MID AIR......COVER......1......2.....3.....DONE!!!. WOW....HOLY SHIT WHAT AN ENDING. SHAWN MICHAELS REVERSED THE MOONSAULT WITH A SUPERKICK!. Absolutely beautiful and this now means that Shawn will main event another Grandslam!. Cassidy looked fantastic and maybe one day he will win the big one but just not tonight because tonight is all about HBK!. He remains undefeated at Grandslam but what an effort by Orange. An instant classic or Orange Classic?. Shawn celebrates his victory in the ring as Cassidy looks sad and defeated. Shawn helps Cassidy to his feet and tries to raise his arm but it’s stuck in his pocket but eventually lets go!. The boyhood dream of Orange Cassidy has not come true tonight but he got to wrestle the greatest of all time at Grandslam so he has that. Shawn holds Cassidy’s arm high as we cut away. What an opening.
We want to thank the possible future President Kanye West for whatever that rendition of the national Anthem was while we go backstage and see Keith Lee in the locker room obviously not getting ready but resting and relaxing before the big match. Remember this is 24 hours long so people are going to be doing things at different times. Some people might even need to sleep even if they want to watch the show!. We see Lee watching the match as someone walks into the room....oooh look at this...it’s Booker T!. Awesome surprise...Booker T wishes Lee good luck and warns him about Shawn. Booker says he never got to wrestle Shawn but even he knows he’s the greatest of all time. Booker is one of Lee’s role models. Lee thanks him as we cut to another part of the arena...
We see the Young Bucks preparing backstage for their TLC match later on. They’re working out and even have fake Hall of Fame rings on preparing for next or well this years now Hall of Fame induction. All of a sudden we see two men walk in and look at this...IT’S THE HARDY BOYZ!. We hear the fans give a big reaction for that. Bucks who are not popular with the fans warn them to back off!. Hardy’z tell them that they are just happy to be here at Grandslam and want to wish them good look since they know all about Ladder matches. Bucks tell them that we don’t need your luck or help. Hardyz then tell them just remember we didn’t learn from you...you learnt from us!. Bucks and Hardyz who have wrestled before face off as Bucks tell them to get the hell out!. Of course this is the Bucks home state so they get more of a mixed reaction. We go back to the ring.
Before our next match we see that Dave Meltzer and Bryan Alvarez are in the crowd which gets a big boo from the audience but they laugh it off. I wonder how many stars he will put out. We hear Cornette burying Meltzer on commentary while also laughing at and insulting Cassidy for losing calling him a joke to the wrestling business. So just usual Corny!. Let’s go to our next match.
Tag Team Grudge Matchup
Mike & Maria Kanellis Vs Brian Cage & Melissa Santos
Up next a mixed tag team match which has been brewing for nearly a year now. Cage and Santos are sick and tired of it and want to finally end the Cuck and the Slut is what they’ve been calling them. Out comes Maria wearing almost a 20 foot long wedding dress while Mike holds the back of it but also wearing a wedding dress haha!. Maria has made Mike wear a wedding dress with her. They come out to boos!. Out comes Cage and Santos getting a solid reaction. The bell rings and here we go. What a show it’s been so far but we haven't even started yet. Maria stands on the apron while Mike does all the work getting his ass beat by both Santos and Cage!. He tries to tag in throughout the match but Maria stops it and tells him to man up. Cage with a Weapon X and this one is over!...1...2...MARIA ON THE BACK OF CAGE CHOKING HIM OUT. Santos comes in and we got a cat fight!. Back and forth from both as Santos whips Maria out of her wedding dress down to near nothing!. Maria is wearing a thong and bikini!. Some fans cheer for that as Mike nails a low blow to Cage taking him down. Maria and Mike work together with a simultaneous bronco buster and stink face to both Cage and Santos. Fans boo as they continue to dominate. Cage and Santos eventually fight back going face to face with Mike and Maria before Cage rips off Mike’s wedding dress!!!. OMG MIKE IS WEARING A THONG AND BIKINI HAHA. HOW EMBARRASSING. WHAT IS MARIA DOING TO HIM!....wasn’t expecting that.
Mike rolls around embarrassed trying to cover up as Maria slaps Cage!. Brian is about to attack her but Santos says she’ll take care of it!. Santos whips Maria’s ass all over the ring while Cage goes back to the apron. Fans going crazy at this. Santos signals the end looking for the Weapon X but Mike trips her up!. Cage comes charging at Mike who moves out the way and sends him into the barricade before into the fans!. Maria gets that angry look on her face and beats down Santos now!. Maria looking for her finisher the Bulldog and gets it!...1...2...Santos kicks out. Maria demands Mike to get in the ring and hit her but he’s reluctant!. He looks at Maria and says no!. WHAT...HE STUCK UP FOR HIMSELF. MARIA SLAPS MIKE OVER AND OVER...MIKE PUSHES MARIA TO THE MAT HAHA. FANS ARE GOING CRAZY. Mike leaves the ring up the rampway with Maria having a tantrum in the ring. Santos picks up Maria...BAAAM WEAPON X....COVER...1...2...3...IT’S FINALLY OVER!. Santos and Cage finally finish this feud for good!. They celebrate in the ring while laughing and pointing at Maria. After the match Maria grabs her wedding dress and storms to the back still in thong and bikini remember. I guess they just got a divorce!.
[I]We go backstage and see Mike saying he’s sick of it!. He can’t take it anymore. I’m a man!. I’m not a pathetic cuck!. I’m done!. Maria catches up to him and pleads with him not to go. Maria then wraps herself around Mike’s leg as he drags her away. He takes off the wedding ring and throws it to the ground at her before say I’m not Mike Kanellis...I’M MIKE BENNETT!. Maria rolls around screaming again on the floor. What a horrible night for Maria.
We cut to another part of the arena where we see Emil’s office’s. A woman walks inside and she looks familiar but we can’t see who it is. Hmm interesting.
We see the Golden Lovers backstage with tables and they’re talking about the match later on. They’re speaking about what moves to do and different creative ways to put people through tables. Kota is speaking full Japanese but Omega understands. All of a sudden two men enter...THE DUDLEY BOYZ!. Haha how awesome is this. The Dudleyz who are the masters of tables talk to the Lovers about their match and wish them good luck. Telling them they’ve broken so many tables they’re surprised wood even exists!. Kota doesn’t understand a word but goes along with it. The Dudleyz at Grandslam!. Kota then sets up a table and shouts in broken English...KENNY-SAN GET THE TABLES!!!. To which a stunned Omega and Dudleyz look on as we cut back to ringside.
Here at EAM we want to thank everybody for watching over the years and hope that you continue your support but EAM is expanding and getting bigger and we’d like to announce that a brand new documentary called Behind the Slam - The Grandest Slam of Them All which will chronicle all the moments backstage at this Grandslam. An open uncensored and exclusive look behind the scenes coming to the EAM Network very soon!. Not only that but our very own owner will have a brand new book coming out called E.A.M The Life and Times of Emil Alexander Melby coming soon to a book store near you. We would also like to announce that another book that will feature all the matches, PPV’s, records, statistics, wrestlers and history of EAM including every single poster from every event created by Legendary Luke will also be included!. Coming to a book store near you but we’re still not done as we have a major announcement to make that Emil will have a movie about his life made!. That’s right. Our very own owner will have a movie based on his life and journey up until now including everything you want to know about EAM called: Made by Melby - The Most Controversial Man in the History of Wrestling!. Coming to a theatre near you very soon!. We are after all in California...Home of Hollywood so what better way to make the announcement!. Let’s go to our next match.
Feast Or Fired Matchup
Asuka Vs Priscilla Kelly Vs Jamie Hayter Vs Candyfloss Vs Tessa Blanchard Vs
Toni Storm Vs Kris Statlander Vs Io Shirai Vs Kairi Sane Vs Tegan Nox Vs Dakota Kai Vs Scarlett Bordeaux
Coming up next the first ever women’s Feast or Fired match!. We have four cases in each corner on poles and the only way to win is to get four of those cases down but they can only be held by one woman each!. Everyone comes down to the ring getting a mix of cheers and boos and here we go already!. Back and forth, high flying, signature and finishing moves throughout. This type of match usually is just a clusterfuck which doesn’t last long. We will reveal who won what on the next show so you’ll have to watch to see. Of course in each case contains one tag team title match, one COA title match, one Primetime Bitch title match and someone will be fired!. So this could change everything for the future of the women’s division and this will be the last time we see one of these women. They all try to grab each title. We have some teams in this match so that could be a help and disadvantage. Io and Sane start taking everyone down before going to the corner. Io climbs to the the top of the pole...MOONSAULT OFF THE TOP TAKES EVERYONE DOWN!. SANE GOES THROUGH HER LEGS...SHE GRABS A CASE!!!. Kairi Sane has grabbed the first case!. Better hope it’s a tag title match!.
Sane leaves the match up the rampway while cheering Io on. We are down to three cases. STORM ZERO. TESSARACT. Nox and Kai work together beating down the other girls. Hayter Bomb and a big throw. Hayter starts dominating everybody becoming the only girl in the ring left before climbing the top rope and grabbing a case but she gets stopped by Kris. Jamie grabs Kris by the vagina stopping her!. VAGINAL CLAW TAKES HER DOWN AND JAMIE HAYTER GRABS ONE OF THE CASES!. Jamie leaves the ring with only two cases left. Scarlett slowly slithers into the ring looking for a case but gets stopped. The action continues for the next couple of minutes with Asuka looking for a choke. Of course Asuka/Io and Sane are a team but Asuka more wrestles as a singles. Asuka choke and she grabs a case but gets stopped by Tessa and Storm!. Everyone gets involved now in the corner!. TOWER OF DOOM POWERBOMB/SUPERPLEX TAKING EVERYONE OUT BUT ONLY ONE WOMAN IS LEFT STANDING ON THE TOP ROPE HOLDING ON!...TESSA GRABS THE CASE!. We are down to just one case as the fighting continues.
More fighting continues as Io gets double powerbombed over the top rope to the outside mat by Nox and Kai!. Asuka takes them both down with kicks and the mist!. Scarlett takes down Kris and Asuka. Priscilla rubs her vagina in some of the girls faces and takes down Scarlett as she climbs up top. KELLY GRABS...ASUKA JUMPS ONTO THE BACK OF KELLY. ASUKA WITH THE CHOKE OUT ON THE TOP ROPE...STORM PUSHES THEM...SHE’S FALLING....ASUKA AND KELLY FALL TO THE OUTSIDE FLOOR!. STORM IS THE ONLY ONE LEFT. Her partner won a title earlier remember. She reaches high!. SHE GRABS...WAIT...SCARLETT IS UP...SCARLETT COMES FROM UNDERNEATH AND PUSHES STORM INTO THE POST. SCARLETT STANDS ON THE BACK OF TONI STORM TO REACH EVEN HIGHER!. SHE GRABS IT. SCARLETT GRABS THE CASE AND THIS ONE IS ALLLLL OVER!. Kross will be happy with this one. What a fun match at Grandslam. The rest of the girls in the ring look upset and angry but just the way it goes. It might not be over for a couple of them though depending on what’s in the cases!. Scarlett, Sane, Tessa and Hayter have won and celebrate their victory on the entrance ramp, entrance and backstage as we cut backstage again.
We go backstage where we this time see Travis Gerweck’s office and a woman is inside hmmm. It appears to be the same woman as earlier but before we can see more the camera gets shoved away by security. What is going on!.
The Lucha Bros are with Salina cutting a promo in Spanish beating pictures of Lovers and Bucks up with chairs before they are interrupted. Two men enter the room and say you speak English right...IT’S EDGE AND CHRISTIAN!. Another big pop from the audience!. Edge and Christian who represent chairs give them tips but don’t look impressed or happy. Salina gets in the face of Edge telling him to get the hell out. We don’t care who you are!. Christian interrupts and she says who the hell are you!?. Some fans laugh at that as Christian backs off. Edge says he’s just wishing them luck and wants to offer some pointers but she tells them to leave before she makes them leave....OOOH LOOK AT THIS...THAT’S BETH PHOENIX!. Haha we haven't seen her in a couple of months. She gets in the face of Salina and tells her to make us leave then. Salina smiles and backs off telling her boys let’s go. Edge, Christian and Beth speak amongst themselves as we cut back to the ring.
Special Attraction Grudge Matchup
Douglas O'Shea Vs " The Comedian " Tom Segura
Segura is the one to enter the ring first, getting massive booo's from the whole arena. After all, he bashed wrestling fans and insulted their intelligence for watching what he called " A staged theater " He goes on for a little while, saying that he actually watched a couple of tonights matches, and he gotta say that his favorite match of the night has to be the boxing match coming up later tonight. Because it's not wrestling! More major booo's from the audience, but now Segura does not get more mictime, because O'Shea's music cranks the arena speakers, and out on the stage walks a pretty furious Irishman. He makes his way down the long ramp with a determined and killing look in his eyes, and at this point Segura realise that this might not have been the greatest of ideas after all. Because one thing we have to give Segura, he actually dared meeting up here tonight. He will most likely regret it, but he dared. O'Shea wastes no time, rolling into the ring and with a vicious force behind it, despite his age, he knocks Segura down with a gore/spear like manouver. He picks up the microphone and crouches over Segura, asking him if that felt " FAKE " Segura does not answer and get picked up by O'Shea who delivers a powerbomb to Segura. His lights are allmost out! O'Shea once again crouches over Segura, asking if that felt " Fake " He continues. Lifting Segura up, sending him into the ropes with a irish whip, and almost decapitating him on the bounceback with a murderous clothesline that even JBL would be proud of. This is enough, really! But not for O'Shea. He lifts Segura up one more time. Into a military press. He uses Segura as a weight. Showboating before finishing it off with a Samoan Drop! He covers 1...2....3! O'Shea's hand gets raised by the referee, but before O'Shea leaves he once more picks up the microphone as he walks up to Segura's downed body. He tells Segura that he hope he has changed his mind about the SPORT of Pro Wrestling. If not, O'Shea will come back and re-educate him once more! He gets a big pop from the audience in which he shows his respect for, thanking for getting such an opportunity on the grandest stage of them all...
2-Out-Of-3 Falls, Spiked Dog Collar Strap Matchup for The Primetime Bitch Championship
Penelope Ford (c) Vs Shotzi Blackhart
Coming up next a title match for the Primetime Bitch championship. A 2 out of 3 falls spiked dog collar match!. Shotzi comes out in a special Grandslam inspired tank. Ford comes out to boos and the Harem could lose both of their belts tonight. The referee puts them in each corner and the spiked dog collar around their necks and there’s a strap in the middle of the ring. The bell rings and here we go. Shotzi tries to pull her towards her at first. Ford manages to grab the strap and start whipping Shotzi with it over and over. Ford has beaten Shotzi twice via countout so this is the third match between them. Ford looks good beating her down with the strap hard. Whipping and choking her out. Ford signals the end already.....FORD FIESTA...1...2...NO Shotzi gets out. Ford continues the attack but Shotzi runs at her head first with the spike dog collar!. Shotzi with a DDT for a 2. Shotzi ties her all up in the chain then starts whipping her down. Ford tries to escape but can’t. Shotzi locks her in a submission in the chain...Romero Stretch Dragon Sleeper!!!. FORD IS IN TROUBLE...SHE TRIES TO REACH AROUND....SHE TAPS OUT!. FORD TAPS OUT AND SHOTZI GETS THE FIRST FALL!. A good start for Shotzi and bad one for Ford.
The referee gives them a minute rest before here we go again. Ford jumps out of the ring and it pulls Shotzi’s neck hard!. Ford gets an idea and drags Shotzi to the outside of the ring. She then hooks Shotzi and the chain to the back of the tank!?. Ford gets in the tank and OMG....FORD STARTS DRIVING THE TANK UP THE RAMPWAY...LOOK AT THIS...SHE’S LYNCHING HER...THEY GO BACKSTAGE...THEY ARE BACKSTAGE NOW. FORD IS DRAGGING SHOTZI AROUND BY HER NECK IN A MINIATURE TANK!. The referee doesn’t know what to do!. WE GO BACKSTAGE AND SEE WRESTLERS AND OFFICIALS LOOKING AT WHATS GOING ON!. We see the Harem cheering her on!. Ford drives her all around the building, into the parking lot and even the kitchen!. This has never happened before. Ford eventually drives back to the ring but not before going around it and stopping on the entrance ramp!. What the hell just happened. This isn’t funny but incredibly dangerous!. Ford unhooks Shotzi and throws her back into the ring as the referee warns her about DQ’ing her. What a bizarre feud these two have had. Ford wipes her hands clean before going for the cover and this one is all over......1.....2.....SHOTZI KICKS OUT. WOW...AMAZING. Fans can’t believe it.
Ford continues to whip her and you can see the marks on her back. Fans really getting behind her now!. Come on girl!. Ford signals the end...FORD FIESTA...SHOTZI ROLLS HER UP....1....2....NO. SHOTZI NAILS A TIGER SUPLEX....1...2...NO. Shotzi charges the ropes...HANDSPRING ACE CUTTER...1...2...NO FORD KICKS OUT AGAIN WOW. Back and forth in the middle of the ring with chain and strap shots to each other but Shotzi starts to wrap the chain around Ford.....she’s all tied up together in the chain. BAAAAAM FORD FIESTA....SHE GOT IT....1...2...SHOTZI...TURNS HER OVER...1....FORD CAN’T KICK OUT.....2....HER LEGS ARE STUCK IN THE CHAIN....3....IT’S OVER!!!. SHE DID IT...SHOTZI HAS DEFEATED FORD WITH TWO STRAIGHT FALLS!. Amazing!. What a strange match but clever ending. Finally she has done it!. Shotzi becomes the new Primetime Bitch champion!. She takes the collar off and celebrates her win. She gets in her tank as Ford rolls to the outside but Shotzi wants revenge. She drives the tank around the ring after Ford as she runs up the rampway...SHOTZI CHASES FORD WITH THE TANK HAHA. SHE RUNS HER OVER ON THE ENTRANCE WAY AND CONTINUES TO DRIVE. SHE PUTS HER ARM UP AND HOLDS THE TITLE HIGH AS SHE CELEBRATES HER WIN!. What a match!.
We go backstage and can hear snoring...hmm that’s strange. We eventually find out that it’s Shawn Michaels fast a sleep in the locker room haha trying to sleep before his match. He’s laying down drooling from the mouth but grasping the world title hard. Good idea!. We hear a creak as the door opens. WOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Shawn awakens with fear...IT’S RIC FLAIR!. HE’S HERE. HAHA. HBK looks like he’s dreaming and says I thought you were dead!. What’s going on champ!. Ric speaks to Shawn and says good luck I believe in you. Shawn looks happy but also annoyed because he wants to sleep. Come on let’s party champ!. Shawn says Ric...I have to rest...I have to sleep. Ric: You haven't got time to sleep let’s party all night long baby WOOOOO. He brings in some girls and they start drinking. Shawn says I’m married Ric as he falls back to sleep. We hear another creak on the door and....oh my god...IT’S BRET HART. Shawn instantly wakes up and stands up. Think of the history between them. Bret and Shawn stare each other down with Flair in between them. Everyone is silent here. Bret extends the hand and says the past is the past. Good luck. Wow look at the respect. Bret leaves while Shawn says nothing. Shawn goes back to sleep as Ric WOOOOO’s and continues to party. Shawn throws Ric out of the door followed by the women before slamming the door shut!. Ric Flair gets up and continues to party with the girls WOOOOing and partying down the hallway!. What a night it’s been!.
Renee Young is backstage with Brian Zaine from Wrestling With Wregret and Simon Miller from What Culture. She asks them about the show and what they like so far and the matches coming up. Both disagree with each other saying which match is better which leads to a shoving match between them. They then say well...we’re at Grandslam why not settle this like men!. IN THE RING!. Miller and Zaine just challenged each other to a match later on haha!. Battle of the Internet!.
Coming up next a very special tribute match to a company that was never the biggest but damn sure tried to be the best. We get a music video of the history of Chikara before we go to the ring for this match in which we don’t know who the participants will be!.
Chikara Tribute Matchup
An extra bonus match on this show but we must say Rest in Peace Chikara!. A lot of allegations and problems eventually led to this. Coming out first...MIKE QUACKENBUSH. Of course it makes perfect sense. He enters the ring clearly very emotional but happy that they get this showing. Maybe EAM will put all of Chikara’s shows on the network. He waits for his partners...coming out next...the Osirian Portal: Amasis and Ophidian!. Two legends of Chikara!. It’s nice to see them. They wait for the opponents and I guess this is going to be the classic 6 man match and they have those awesome 6 man tag belts. Would be nice to see them in EAM!. Coming out next...THE COLONY!. Fire and Green Ant with Jigsaw!. This is really nostalgic!. They all shake each other’s hands and here we go!. Back and forth, high flying, signature and finishing moves throughout. Maybe the first time a lot of people have seen Chikara. Quick submissions and pinfalls before a stand off. All of a sudden Osirian Portal hypnotise everyone in the ring including the referee and announcers and even the fans are involved. They have a dance off with everyone involved!. They eventually stop it with a splash....1....2....NO. More action continues on before Chikara Special...1...2...NO. A big can you top this between all of them. Of course once ago Orange Cassidy was Orange Ant...or maybe not. Dives inside and outside the ring. JIGATONIC, AMASIS SPLASH AND THE ANT ATTACK. In the ring the final two men Ophidian and Quackenbush fight it out. Mike with the submission...Ophidian reverses it!. Egyptian Destroyer!!!...COVER...1...2...3...DONE!. Wow Ophidian pinned Quackenbush. After the match they all celebrate in the ring together. Very emotional moment. Maybe one day Chikara could be inducted into the Hall of Fame as a promotion!. It’s not a bad idea. Doesn’t have to be just wrestlers. Could be PPV’s, belts and companies!. Thank You Chikara chants from the fans as they all bow in the ring together one final time and for one last hurrah. This might be the last time we ever see some of these guys.
THANK YOU CHIKARA!.
RIP CHIKARA 2002-2020.
We go backstage where we get Renee Young with another interview. She says we have a special guest...please welcome...PAUL HEYMAN!. What a shocker here!. We can hear the fans going wild. Heyman stops her and says that he is here because he heard that EAM have named a PPV after him and while he appreciates it...they didn’t ask his permission!. Of course he’s okay with it but wanted to thank Emil personally. Renee then asks him what he thinks of the show before he starts telling her what he likes and doesn’t and his predictions for each match. He then says how he would have booked the show etc before all of a sudden...in walks...ERIC BISCHOFF!. From WCW. He gets a huge boo from the crowd as he then speaks with Heyman about how he would book Grandslam. He looks disgusted and confused then tells him no wonder WCW went out of business...Eric then says look who’s talking!. They have a face off before Heyman laughs and says listen bitch the unemployment line is down that way!. Eric then says you don’t last long when you have a job do you!. All of a sudden in comes...DIXIE CARTER!. She receives a boo and starts involving herself as they start insulting TNA and asked what hole she crawled out from!. Heyman calls her discount Stephanie!. Dixie says Eric and Hogan killed TNA!. She’s about to slap him as in walks...GABE SAPOLSKY!. The booker of several promotions including ROH, ECW, DGUSA, EVOLVE AND FIP. He walks in and Bischoff has no idea who he is but Heyman shakes his hand out of respect. Before he can even say a word in comes...JIM CORNETTE!. He’s got off commentary and come backstage to insult all of them. Insulting TNA and ECW. Calling them garbage goofy mudshow crap!. He then says thank god Russo isn’t here because we might as well burn down the building and he sent him packing. He then gets a notebook out and speaks about how he would book Grandslam!. Get Cassidy off the show, get rid of the gimmicks etc before they interrupt him and says you can talk!. You killed OVW and SMW!, you destroyed ROH and got fired from NWA!. You’re like a cockroach that keeps popping up!. How long until you’re fired from EAM!?. Cornette then pulls a few chairs up and offers them a seat. They all sit down then start arguing about each others promotions, booking and how they would book Grandslam haha!. A good old fashioned Book Off taking place backstage!. It’s not just the wrestlers that are important to wrestling it’s the bookers, promoters and writers as well.
We see Keith Lee either about to go to sleep or just waking up then in walks...MARK HENRY!. The World’s Strongest Man!. The other role model of Lee. He thanks him and again wishes him good luck and that he can do it I believe in you, kid!. Mark leaves the room and walks down the hallway where he sees....ooooh...that’s Hafthor!. The World’s Strongest Man!. This is awkward. Mark just walks past him before he bumps into Eddie Hall...another World Strongest Man. Again he pushes past him before Hall and Hafthor face off with each other before going their separate ways. They meet later on.
Tournament Final To Determine The New ROH Pure Champion
Jay Briscoe Vs Mark Briscoe
Coming up next the tournament final to crown the new ROH Pure champion!. Both men coming out getting pretty solid reactions. It’s been a solid show so far. Jay gets more cheers and is the more talented successful brother. The bell rings and here we go!. They aren’t messing around. Back and forth action, hard hitting bumps and strong style moves. Very successful as a team and this means that we have a new title in EAM!. It won’t be called the EAM Pure title though because it’s still technically a ROH belt that was brought out of retirement. Mark takes him down with a backbreaker and gut buster for 2’s. Mark with a frog splash for a 2 as well. Jay with the dropkick and rucksack driver for a 2. You got to wonder if Mark is jealous of his brother’s success. Mark with a neckbreaker as well. He picks him up and nails the DVD for a close 2. He goes to the top rope looking for a Shooting Star Press but Jay moves out the way...Jay picks him up...PILEDRIVER...COVER....1...2...HE MAKES THE ROPE IN TIME. Jay signals the end picking him up...BURNING HAMMER....COVER....1....MARK ROLLS OUT THE RING. Jay dives through the ropes...MARK REVERSES WITH A SPINEBUSTER INTO THE BARRICADE DAMN!. Mark with a suplex on the outside of the ring before going onto the outside apron. Mark is trying to powerbomb him on the outside apron...Mark looks for it but Jay reverses with a back body drop. Jay tries to spear Mark but sends himself into the turnbuckle post. Mark rolls him back into the ring for a 2. Mark continues to dominate for the next couple of minutes as Mark looks for a powerbomb but Jay goes up and over reversing it...JAY HOOKS HIM...BAAAAAM JAY DRILLER...RIGHT ON THE HEAD....COVER....1....2....3 DONE!. Just like that and it’s over!. Jay Briscoe is Pure champion!. Jay celebrates his win after the match before fist bumping Mark as well showing respect to his brother as we cut away.
AJ Styles is getting ready in the locker room for his match later on before from behind in comes Cesaro!?. Huh this is strange. Never really seen these two together let alone friends. AJ looks confused as Cesaro says wait a minute I need to speak to you. Both of us tonight have title matches against MJF and Scurll...but I don’t trust either of them. Scurll has got his army and MJF has got his boys so what if just for tonight...we watch each other’s back?. AJ says he knows what Marty is like, the Bullet Club, the Enterprise and they are dangerous. He’s not scared of them and knows he can handle them but knows that the Dynasty are dangerous as well. So you know what?. Let’s do it!. If they try anything before, during or after our matches we’ll both help each other out!. They both shake each other’s hand!. Aww nice touching moment at Grandslam coming together for the greater good against the forces of evil!.
Winner and Loser will go to either Pride or the main roster - Tag Team Matchup
Private Party w/Alicia Fox Vs Street Profits w/Bianca Belair
A big tag team match is up next. Two very similar teams fighting it our for brand choice. Out come Profits making their technical debut while Party come out with Fox going crazy. The bell rings and here we go!. Back and forth, high flying, signature, double team moves and spots. Bianca and Fox fight it out for a while on the outside. Keeping each other at bay. Party want to move up to the main roster but Profits want it as well. Double team moves and a can you top this outside the ring dives. Fox with a rana takes Bianca down but it turns into a cat fight with Bianca throwing Fox around some more. Party with the moonsault/SSP combo but only for a 2 count. Profits with a Discounter for a 2. This continues on for the next few minutes before Party nail a double lariat but Profits fight back with reverse lariats. Profits start to dominate taking them both down before signalling the end...FOX GETS ON THE APRON DISTRACTING THEM. BIANCA TAKES HER DOWN AND AGAIN THEY FIGHT. Bianca’s husband Montez leaves the ring to separate them leaving his partner behind. Angelo Dawkins put on the top rope as Isiah looks for a rana off the top rope....BAAAM ACE CUTTER FROM MARC....COVER....1...2...3...IT’S OVER!. Party has done it!. Maybe a shock as well!. This means that Party will go to the main roster while Profits will go to Pride still not a bad choice. Fox goes crazy after the match jumping around everywhere all into the fans and she’s going to be fun to watch on Jamboree!. After the match the Party celebrate their victory with even them thinking that Fox is too much and they may have made a mistake.
Boxing Matchup
Hafţór Júlíus Björnsson Vs Eddie Hall
Well coming up next a special distraction Boxing fight!. Something very different for the show. These two have been feuding for years now. Back and forth shots and World’s Strongest Man insults. This all lead up to when Hafthor beat Hall’s record and challenged Eddie to a fight and he accepted but there’s something that Thor doesn’t know about Eddie!. Both come out getting solid reactions. Hafthor is more known but Hall is a great guy and underrated. They get in the ring and the ring damn near shakes. We get all the announcements, rules and regulations with this being an 8 round exhibition. Judges are at ringside if needed. The bell rings and here we go!. Some fans are interested but others aren’t as much because there’s something for everyone on this show. BAAM LEFT AND RIGHTS. LOOK AT THIS. BACK AND FORTH...THOR IS THE BIGGER MAN BUT EDDIE IS HOLDING HIS OWN. THOR STARTS TAKING HALL TO THE CORNER POUNDING AWAY. HALL FIGHTS BACK AND ROCKS HIM. HAFTHOR ROCKS HALL!. The countdown is happening. What a first round!. The referee pulls them apart and looks like Thor has won the first.
They come out for the second and remember Hall has boxing experience. BAAAAAM HALL ROCKS THOR. HE ALMOST FALLS DOWN BUT THOR SURVIVES. EDDIE CONTINUES TO DOMINATE THIS ENTIRE ROUND!. Hall wins the second. We go into the third now. BAAAM THOR KNOCKS HALL DOWN....THE COUNT BEGINS...5...6...HE’S UP. HALL MAKES THE COUNT, THOR CONTINUES TO DOMINATE GOING INTO THE FOURTH. That’s two rounds for Thor and 1 for Eddie. Fourth round is up!. Hall and Thor come out the gates with a very slow round this time with Hall getting a few shots in but Thor getting the round victory again leading to 3-1!. Fifth round action from both men. Hall knows he’s in trouble....BAAAM WHAT A SHOT....AND ANOTHER...A THIRD. THOR IS ROCKED. THEY BOTH WIND UP....BAAAAAAM OMG THEY KNOCK EACH OTHER DOWN. WOW...THEY BOTH JUST LOOKED LIKE THEY KNOCKED EACH OTHER OUT. THE DOUBLE COUNT...7...8...HALL GETS UP FIRST...9...THOR JUST IN TIME!. That changed everything. Thor goes for a shot but Hall is less tired, lighter and quicker. Thor misses three shots in a row with Hall getting five in a row as Thor has to cover in the corner leading to the next round!. What a fight it has been!. 3-2 Thor going into round six.
Thor comes out strong.....BAAAAM UPPERCUT. THOR IS DOWN....5....6....HE’S UP. EDDIE IS DOING PRESS UPS AND STARJUMPS!. Thor gets up....ANOTHER SHOT....ANOTHER ONE....THOR IS DOWN AGAIN.....6....7...8...THOR HAS TO SURVIVE THE ROUND. Hall needs to finish he won’t win the decision. Thor gets up and covered in blood while Hall smiles and does a lick motion. Thor charges and catches Hall but he moves out the way....BAAAM....ANOTHER ONE. THOR IS ROCKED....BAAAAAAAAAAAM HOLY SHIT.....LEFT HAND....HE’S OUT....HE’S OLD COLD. HALL IS CELEBRATING. THE BIGGER THEY ARE THE HARDER THEY FALL FOLKS!...8....9...10!!!. It’s over!. What a shocker here at Grandslam!. Eddie Hall has knocked out Hafthor!. He celebrates his victory and calls out all the haters and doubters proving them wrong!. Hall has won by KO but Thor won more rounds. Talk shit get hit!. It was going the distance that was one of the problems. Hall handled it better. The Mountain has fallen. Another shocker at Grandslam that will go around the world in the news. After the match Hall helps Thor to his feet and look at this respect!. They shake hands and make up. Hopefully now the dispute has been solved. Fans give them a huge applause and thank both men as we cut away. What a fight!.
We go backstage for a simultaneous interview with Alexa and Jax. They both insult one another with Alexa making fat jokes but Jax saying I’m going to kill then eat you. Bliss says that she always finds a way to win and she will become just the second person ever to pin Jax!. Nia guarantees victory and says that is a spoiler alert!. That she will avenge last year and get her baby back!. All of a sudden we hear brawling backstage and look at this...Black/Dream and Cole are fighting backstage and some of the other guys as well!. We’ve got the Feast or Fired coming up next and I guess they just couldn’t wait!. They fight backstage to the gorilla position then onto the stage. They’re still setting up the ring with the cases but I guess here we go!.
Feast Or Fired Matchup
Aleister Black Vs Velveteen Dream Vs Adam Cole Vs Roderick Strong Vs " Filthy " Tom Lawlor
Vs Drew McIntyre Vs Timothy Thatcher Vs Will Ospreay Vs Lars Sullivan Vs Braun Strowman vs Zack Sabre Jr Vs Zack Gibson
Everyone is fighting on top of the rampway and stage so I guess this match has started. The ring is still being set up with poles and cases quicker than usual. They all continue to fight on the entrance way and remember it’s the same rules as earlier tonight. Four cases with one being a World Title shot, one a Ornate, one a tag title shot and the other will be fired!. WAIT A MINUTE...WHAT IS THAT...CLIMBING THE SIGN. THAT’S WILL OSPREAY!. WILL HAS CLIMBED THE GIANT GRANDSLAM SIGN. HE’S GOT TO BE 40 FEET HIGH IN THE AIR FOR GOD SAKES. WHAT IS HE DOING....WAAAAAAAAAAAAH SHOOTING STAR PRESS 40 FOOT HIGH ONTO EVERYBODY ON THE ENTRANCE RAMP!. HOLY SHIT. THAT MAY BE THE BIGGEST SHOOTING STAR OF ALL TIME!. Fans chant holy shit and they can’t believe that one. Bodies are everywhere but only one man is moving...WILL!. He’s always been underrated and even faced Edge he just needs a chance. Just needs that opportunity and he could have it here. He stands up becoming the only man standing with an angry look on his face. He storms down to the ring, gets inside and looks at all the cases. He goes to one corner, grabs one down and that’s it!. Will has gotten the first case and just leaves up the rampway smirking at the chaos he’s called on the stage. He walks backstage and haha just like that!. Easy work day and appearance at Grandslam!.
The other men start to finally wake up crawling to the ring with only three cases remaining. They start to realise then hurry up charging down to the ring. They all get inside trying to grab cases but keep being stopped. What an opening to this match. Braun and Lars actually work together to take down some of the men. Throwing them over the top rope and to the ground. Even bending and breaking the empty case pole in half!. There’s nobody left in the ring as Lars and Braun look at each other facing off before going to opposite corners and climbing the top rope!. They both reach for a case!. COLE KNOCKS BRAUN DOWN WITH A SUPERKICK FROM THE APRON. LARS REACHES HIGH...GIBSON GETS ON HIS BACK BUT NOT ENOUGH...LARS GRABS A CASE!. LARS THEN FALLS BACKWARDS LANDING ON GIBSON!. He rolls out the ring walking up the rampway holding the case!. That’s two gone, two left. The fighting continues as Cole starts to dominate taking everyone out with Strong being his security guard stopping anyone from attacking him. Backbreakers and superkicks!. Keeping everyone down. Braun lets out a big roar and comes into the ring destroying both of them. Sabre comes in and he hasn’t done much recently but really wants to turn it around. He starts to work people down with submissions. He looks for a case but Cole stops him. Cole grabs the case but Lawlor shakes the pole from outside the ring leading to the case dropping out of Cole’s hands and into Sabre’s haha!. WOW SABRE HAS A CASE BY ACCIDENT!. He quickly runs up the rampway escaping with one left.
The action continues as Cole jumps off the top rope with the Panama Sunrise to Gibson!. BLACK MASS KICK. DREAM EXPERIENCE. DREAM CLIMBS THE TOP AND GRABS A CASE BUT COLE FOLLOWS HIM. COLE SUPERKICKS DREAM OFF THE TOP ROPE ONTO PEOPLE OUTSIDE THE RING. BRAUN WITH A POUNCE TO EVERYBODY IN THE RING. He is the only man left in the ring. Braun climbs the top but very slowly. Cole nails a Shining Wizard to Thatcher....CLAYMORE KICK OUTSIDE THE RING TO LAWLOR FROM DREW. COLE WITH A DIVE ONTO DREW. COLE HAS LOOKED AMAZING THIS MATCH. Cole used to be a big name but slowed down a bit but has always been solid and involved. Cole with a couple more superkicks taking others down before the ADAM COLE BABY!. Fans are going wild for him right now and he’s clearly the favorite. Strong and Cole are in the ring as Strong charges at Cole who’s trying to get the belt. You can’t blame him...PANAMA SUNRISE BY COLE TO STRONG!!. ON THE OTHER SIDE BRAUN IS ON THE TOP ROPE SHAKING. COLE JUMPS TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING, CLIMBS THE ROPE AND KNOCKS BRAUN DOWN IN TIME. WHAT IS HE DOING....NO...WAY....WAAAAAAH PANAMA SUNRISE...THE FLIP PILEDRIVER TO BRAUN STROWMAN!!!?. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. THAT’S INSANE. NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE. COLE IS ON FIRE. HE CLIMBS TO THE TOP ROPE...HE STARTS CLIMBING THE POLE INSTEAD OF REACHING. DREAM LOOKS FOR A SPRINGBOARD FROM THE APRON....BAAAAAAM COLE NAILS A SUPERKICK TO DREAM WHILST HES IN MID AIR AND CLIMBING THE POLE. WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT...HE REACHES...HE GRABS IT!!!. ADAM COLE GETS THE CASE. What a match!. Cole looked like the MVP in this one!. He celebrates by himself on the entrance way with one final ADAM COLE BABY!!!. We’ll just have to wait and see what happens on the next show and which case he got but Adam Cole is back!!!. Cole, Lars, Sabre and Will are our winners!.
Shawn Michaels is in the locker room and has just woken up!. He just watched the Feast or Fired match and looks impressed. All of a sudden we hear that creak again and HBK says what now!. In walks...KURT ANGLE!. Big pop from the audience for that one. Angle and Shawn speak about the past and future. Angle says he doesn’t think Shawn is going to win tonight which shocks HBK. Angle says you have to be careful. He’s young, hungry and ready for a fight. HBK says that he wrestled at his best against bigger guys and he’s got it no problem. Angle then asks him if you do lose...will it be your last match. Shawn doesn’t say anything and smiles before opening the door as Angle leaves. In the background we vaguely see what appears to be MJF and Scurll shaking hands?. What the hell...very strange.
What Culture vs Wrestling With Wregret - Battle of the Internet!
Brian Zaine vs Simon Miller
More of a come down than our previous match as we have a bonus match on the show. They come out to mixed and boo responses and it makes sense. Lot of wrestling fans don’t like this kind of stuff. They both enter the ring and here we go!. Maybe the loser has to delete the YouTube channel haha. Some okay wrestling here but a few botches obviously. This was booked earlier tonight. Back and forth action from both men with a few basic wrestling moves. Zaine looks for the Pedigree but Miller reverses with the Chokeslam!. A Hogan leg drop and a Savage elbow!. Using finishers haha. Wonder if they are going to review this match when they watch it back. Zaine goes to the top looking a Eddie frog splash but misses it!. Miller signals the end...RKO!. ORTON WON’T BE HAPPY WITH THAT...1...2...3...IT’S OVER!. Miller gets the win and celebrates like he just won the world title!. Miller rolls around and why not give someone a Grandslam moment. Probably help EAM in the future!. Zaine looks pissed and Miller showing zero respect celebrating his win as we cut away!.
We go backstage again damn the cameramen are getting a lot of work tonight as we see Emil’s office door. Then we see a fist knocking on the door. It’s David Benoit!?. He’s about to enter Emil’s office when he gets a pat on his back. Benoit turns around...ooh it’s Chris Jericho. Wonder where he’s been or what he’s done lately...the demo god...le champion on his shirt...no idea what that means. Jericho asks what Benoit is doing before we hear a WOOO!. A clearly drunken by now Ric Flair is backstage and no other than David Flair is with him. They speak about the past and history. Even taking shots at WCW. Benoit tells Flair to leave and he refuses. This then leads to a show down between Benoit and Jericho who’s been a huge supporter of Benoit ever since the tragedy. Ric says...we’ll we’re at Grandslam aren’t we!?. Let’s settle this in the ring!. Ric takes his shirt off throwing it to the ground before dropping a knee on it and starts chopping the wall!. David says DAD DAD!. Trying to calm him down. David and David meet eye to eye and agree to a match later on!. Wow Flair vs Benoit with Jericho and Ric at ringside!. They all walk away taking different paths as Emil pops his head out of the door and says hello?. Helllllo is anyone there before slamming the door shut!. We cut back to the ring.
We are in the ring with Renee Young as she asks everyone if they are enjoying themselves so far!. We’ve got a lot more to come so stick around and stay awake!. Before we continue the show we would like to introduce to you some very special guests!. They are at ringside as Renee asks them to enter the ring. Ladies and Gentlemen....THE GREATEST BASKETBALL PLAYER OF ALL TIME....MICHAEL JORDAN!. HOLY SHIT WHAT A SURPRISE. The fans are going wild!. Michael Jordan in EAM but that isn’t all...MAGIC JOHNSON AND LARRY BIRD!. Two more of the greatest of all time haha awesome. NBA have invaded EAM!. Of course Travis Gerweck is a fan of Basketball so you’ve got to wonder if this is his doing. SHAQ!. Shaq is in the ring as well haha not the first time either. All these guys are huge and finally...DENNIS RODMAN!. Rodman gets a big reaction from the fans and is wearing a North Korean Kim shirt!. Renee asks them how they are doing and if they’re enjoying the show. Rodman said he wishes EAM was around back in the day because he’d love to get involved and kick some ass!. Rodman even skipped an NBA game to appear on WCW and wrestle with Hogan once!. Shaq of course had that confrontation with Big Show all of those years ago so NBA and Wrestling have some connections. They then joke about having a game of Basketball against the top EAM stars!. Some cheers and boos from the crowd with each guy depending on the team they played for. Some Bulls and Lakers chants.
They start arguing about the main event and who they think will win with some choosing Shawn and others choosing Lee. Rodman is clearly high and/or intoxicated and starts shouting where’s Hogan at!?. He thinks he’s in the wrong decade!. All off a sudden we hear that horrible voice of...MJF!. The leader of the Dynasty walks out on the stage with the rest of them and starts to talk. MJF: Really?. Seriously?. These guys. Of all the talent in EAM you give the limelight to some ball players?. A bunch of overrated idiots that throw balls into a hoop for a living!?. Pathetic. You’re all a joke and I’ll give you one warning...I don’t enter your business so don’t enter mine!. Get out of that ring or me and the boys will come down to that ring and kick every single one of your asses!. Hahaha is MJF crazy!?. Near 7 foot all of them!. Dynasty continues the insults and mocks California’s Basketball teams. MJF: We are wrestlers. You play with a ball. So get your balding asses out of my ring because it’s time for my match and time for me to destroy Cesaro once and for all!. Fans are booing like crazy as the entire Dynasty enter the ring apart from MJF who stands outside. Look at this!. A stand off between all of them!. NBA players vs Dynasty. Nobody ever thought we’d see something like this happen and the Dynasty look like children compared to everyone else. The only one that comes close is Gino.
MJF: NOW!. DYNASTY ATTACK THE NBA. WHAT THE HELL. DYNASTY START BEATING DOWN THE NBA BUT NO HERE COMES RODMAN AND SHAQ. HAHA YES. A GIANT BRAWL HAS BROKEN OUT IN THE RING!. DYNASTY ARE GETTING WHOOPED. SHAQ WITH A CHOKESLAM!. DENNIS WITH A SPEAR!. Michael Jordan is on top rope!. The star of Space Jam....BAAAAM MICHAEL JORDAN NAILS A SPLASH OFF THE TOP ROPE!?. Is this real!?. The Dynasty scatter as Jordan/Shaq/Bird/Magic and Rodman stand grounded in the ring haha!. That was awesome chants as MJF takes his shirt off. Is he crazy!?. Is he gonna fight them all?. He looks like he’s about to run in the ring but stops shrugging them away. WAIT...FROM BEHIND...THAT’S CESARO. MJF HAS NO IDEA. CESARO THROWS MJF IN THE RING HAHA YES. MJF PLEADS WITH THEM. He pulls out money and starts putting it in the pockets and throwing it at them....SHAQ PICKS HIM UP IN A MILITARY PRESS!. WAAAAH SHAQ THROWS MJF OVER THE TOP ROPE AND OUT ONTO THE DYNASTY. THIS IS AWESOME. WHAT A MOMENT. Cesaro enters the ring and celebrates with the NBA players but we have a match coming up next!. They all leave the ring as Cesaro gets ready and prepares himself. Officials remove Dynasty from ringside so this is a fair fight but we still have to set up the ring. We cut away to a music video that led up to this match because up next is the Swizz Army Warfare match!.
Swizz Army Warfare Matchup For The EAM Television Championship
MJF (c) Vs Claudio Castagnoli
We are back to the ring and it is time for the Swizz Army Warfare match!. The ring has been set up and oh lord!. There’s a giant Swiss flag covering the ring. There’s also several objects and things from Switzerland that people know. There’s even some Swiss clothing and decoration at ringside just like the Norway match. The bell rings and here we go!. MJF still bothered and pissed off by what just happened gets in the ring. It seems these two are the only ones that have fought over this belt since it’s creation!. This might be the final fight between them. MJF wants to keep it while Cesaro wants it back. Cesaro goes after MJF as he tries to avoid him. Some back and forth regular wrestling at first between the both of them. Cesaro throws him around with suplexes and gut wrenches. MJF reaches into the corner and has Velcro!. He starts whipping and grinding it over Cesaro’s body and that shit hurts!. Switzerland created Velcro. He starts dragging him across the ring over it...1...2...NO Cesaro kicks out. There’s a Swiss flag in the corner which MJF grabs, spits on it and throws it to the ground. He shouts I’m sick of these damn countries and matches!. He buries the flag with Cesaro in revenge. He goes to the corner and that’s a ski!. He’s got a ski and starts smacking it over Cesaro’s back!.
He puts it in the corner whipping Cesaro into it and breaking it in half!. MJF looks to take a break and starts to eat some milk chocolate!. He looks disgusted by it and spits it in Cesaro’s face saying this isn’t American chocolate!. This pisses Cesaro off!. You don’t insult Swiss chocolate...Cesaro grabs something out of the corner and it’s cheese!. CESARO THROWS A CHEESE WHEEL AT MJF!. Swiss Cheese!. MJF runs away in disgust!. Cesaro dives through the second rope with an uppercut!. He spears MJF into the barricade where next to the ring a big freezer exists?. Cesaro opens the freezer and there’s...ICE...WHAT. CESARO REACHES IN AND PULLS OUT A SNOW BALL!. CESARO THROWS A SNOWBALL AT MJF. WE’RE IN CALIFORNIA. MJF GRABS ONE AND THROWS IT AT CESARO. WE GOT A SNOWBALL FIGHT AT GRANDSLAM OUTSIDE THE RING IN SCORCHING HOT CALI. Some this is awesome chants as Cesaro grabs a ski from in the ring and smacks MJF with it. He slams MJF on the floor and gets another ski from in the ring and walks up the rampway?. Huh strange. He disappears from view as MJF rolls around outside the ring throwing snowballs at the audience...WAIT...ON THE ENTRANCE WAY...CESARO HAS SKI’S ON HAHA. CESARO IS WEARING SKI’S AT THE TOP OF THE APRON....NO WAY....HAHA CESARO SKI’S DOWN THE RAMPWAY....WE’VE NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE. MJF TURNS AROUND....BAAAAM CESARO JUMPS OFF THE SKI’S INTO A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!. Unbelievable!. Some more this is awesome chants. Cesaro gets in the ring not before bringing in MJF.
He signals the swing and does it!....20 seconds...30 seconds...40...50...60 seconds!...HE’S GOING FOR THE RECORD. MJF IS TRYING TO REACH SOMETHING...HE GRABS A CUCKOO CLOCK AND THROWS IT AT CESARO. Another Swiss invention. MJF stops Cesaro and looks dizzy. MJF goes to the corner reaches into a box and pulls out a Potato Peeler!. He’s about to attack Cesaro with it who tells him to stop and offers him a drink!. Cesaro has grabbed a bottle and some sort of drink and given it to MJF. He smells it then drinks it...HE SPITS IT OUT...THE BOTTLE READS...ABSINTHE!!!...IS THAT EVEN LEGAL...HAHAHA!. SMASHES THE BOTTLE ON MJF’S HEAD. CESARO NAILS THE ALPANARE WATERSLIDE....COVER.....1....2....NO MJF KICKS OUT. What a match!. Cesaro then gets some aluminium foil from the corner and starts wrapping MJF like a Christmas present!. MJF to trying to fight out of it but can’t. Cesaro with a stomp!. Cesaro celebrates on the top rope waving his flag but uh oh the very smart MJF grabs something and starts cutting away the foil...UH OH...IT’S A SWISS ARMY KNIFE...OF COURSE!. That gets a big pop from the audience. MJF tries to stab Cesaro with it but Cesaro grabs a potato peeler!. Back and forth sword...knife...uh...something fight. Cesaro wins and MJF drops. Cesaro rakes the forehead of MJF with the potato peeler before grabbing the Swiss Army knife. He does sort a of nunchucks karate like move showing his skills that only the Swiss can!. He turns MJF around and pops out the corkscrew....AAAAAH HE SHOVES IT UP MJF’S ASS!. Right into his ass and MJF is always up his own ass anyway!. MJF hobbles around!. MJF tries to reach the corner and grab a sandbag before low blowing Cesaro and hitting him over the head with it.
He opens the bag and it’s...COFFEE BUT NOT ANY...NESCAFÉ!. MJF POURS IT ALL OVER CESARO AND INTO HIS MOUTH!. MJF PICKS HIM UP WITH A BACK DROP DRIVER!...1...2...NO Cesaro kicks out. MJF goes to the top looking for the Swanton...CESARO WITH AN UPPERCUT STOPS IT. The ring is full of crap a complete mess right now. MJF kicks him off. MJF looks for a dive but Cesaro picks something huge up in the corner...THAT’S A BOBSLEIGH ARE YOU KIDDING ME. THEY WEIGHT HUNDREDS!. CESARO PUTS IT ON HIS SHOULDERS...MJF LANDS IN IT!. HOLY SHIT...ARE YOU KIDDING ME....THE UFO....HAHA CESARO SPINS AROUND WITH THE BOBSLEIGH ON HIS SHOULDERS WITH MJF INSIDE!!!. HOW STRONG IS HE!. Fans chant this is awesome while Cesaro finally drops it down. Yea that took a lot out of him. Cesaro fires up though...NEUTRALISER TO MJF...IT’S ALL OVER...1....2...NO HE KICKS OUT. MJF somehow survives. Cesaro looks around but can’t find anything else in the ring. So he goes outside and looks around throwing two chairs into the ring before looking under the ring and smiling!. He brings this giant log thing out it has to be six feet long and throws it into the ring...what could it be. Cesaro sets up two chairs and opens this box...OMG...NO WAY....IT’S...THAT’S...A....TOBLERONE...HAHA. A GINORMOUS 6 FOOT LONG TOBLERONE ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!. He places it on the chairs before taking MJF up top!. This is it. He hooks MJF who tries to fight back. MJF looks for a rana off the top rope...CESARO HOLDS ONTO IT...CROSSES HIS ARMS!?. NO WAY.....WAAAAAAH AVALANCHE RECOLI BOMB OFF THE TOP ROPE THROUGH THE GIANT TOBLERONE!. HAHAHA. TOBLERONE MARKS ARE ALL OVER MJF’S BACK AND THAT SHIT HURTS!. The spikes really hurt!. It is all over as Cesaro goes for the cover with the ring covered in chocolate and mess....COVER.....1.....HE’S DONE IT......2.....NO....MJF KICKS OUT!. Are you kidding me!. Some fans again chant this is awesome.
What a crazy mess but fun match. Cesaro doesn’t know what to do but sees one final object in the corner covered in a blanket and it’s a replica of the Matterhorn Mountain of Switzerland!. He signals the end going over to MJF but he just took something out of a little box. It’s a little piece of paper with a smiley face on it?. HE PUSHES SOMETHING INTO CESARO’S MOUTH...WHAT IS THAT...MJF SHOWS IT...IT’S LSD!. WHAT!. MJF JUST PUT LSD IN THE MOUTH OF CESARO. SWITZERLAND HAS CONNECTIONS TO LSD REMEMBER. Good god that is illegal!. Cesaro quickly tries to puke up and stop getting high but can’t!...MJF NAILS HALF OF THE TOBLERONE OVER THE BACK OF CESARO BEFORE TURNING AROUND...BAAAAM MJF NAILS CESARO WITH THE SWISS ARMY KNIFE TO THE FACE. RIGHT IN THE HEAD. DAMN NEAR STABBING HIM!. MJF quickly signals the end taking Cesaro to the top rope sitting him on it before going up top as well...MJF PUTS CESARO ON HIS SHOULDERS....OH NO....NO...DON’T DO THIS.....WAAAAH THE FRIEDMAN FALL ASSAULT DRIVER OFF THE TOP ROPE THROUGH THE MATTERHORN MOUNTAIN REPLICA...GOD GOD...PIECES GO EVERYWHERE....COVER....1....COME ON.....2....NO....3...IT’S OVER!!!. DAMN IT!. MJF keeps the title!. Fans are not happy but what a match!. It was fun and entertaining but a damn shame about the ending. MJF celebrates his victory walking off up the rampway looking more pissed off than ever!. He wipes the crap off and throws it at the fans. He is not happy but he is still champion!. After the match Cesaro stands up in the ring and actually looks okay and smiling and looking like he had fun unless he’s just high!. We cut away with fans chanting for Cesaro but at least Dynasty didn’t get involved and it was a fair match.
We go backstage with Shawn Michaels clapping for Cesaro and watching the TV. Looks like he enjoyed the match as he starts to eat a small Toblerone of him own haha. All of a sudden yup we hear that creak again so Shawn just opens the door and oooooh look at this. It’s Randy Orton. Orton and Shawn go eye to eye and don’t say a single word. Orton extends his hand very slowly and Shawn slowly shakes before Orton backs off and leaves the room. Think of the history. You can cut the tension with a knife!.
At another part of the arena we see an interviewer trying to speak with Mickie and Ronda. We have not seen them tonight. Knocking on the door but Mickie and Ronda open the door then the interviewer says do you have a name yet...do you have a team name!?. Ronda and Mickie just smash the door closed almost breaking the hinges. They aren’t messing around tonight!. We’ve seen a lot of doors tonight and ironically at the same time a camera in peeking through Bayley and Sasha’s door. They speak about the match and hype each other up by slapping each other across the face. Sasha is slapping harder and Bayley tells her to calm down!. They’re going to have to do more than that if they want to beat Ronda and Mickie but can they do it!?. If anyone can it’s them and anything can happen in EAM especially at Grandslam. Sasha sees the camera through the hole and throws a chair at the door scaring the camera away as she shouts perverts!!!.
We go back to the ring and I think we are in the middle of the night. It’s dark outside but not in here so let’s continue the show with a battle royal to determine the new Running Mate Champion!. People come out getting mixed reactions and responses so let’s get this going!.
Battle Royale to Determine The New Running Mate Champion
People are still coming down to the ring for this match. Lot of talent as we are down to just a few entrants left. It makes sense some of these people including a lot of Pride guys and WALTER. Dynasty of course who got whooped earlier tonight. Still looking around making sure the NBA aren’t around!. Golden Monkey of course in this. Very important match and not just a filler because the winner will become the new Running Mate champion and look at what Cassidy did so that should be inspiration for everyone else. Everyone is out apart from a few more so who are they?. Making his entrance...JBL...HAHA WHAT. I guess it makes sense. He enters the ring and even though he retired. He pops up now and then. Coming out next...Nigel McGuiness!. Another you could call a legend of this business. Just a shame about what happened. He pops up every now and then also. Out next...Drake Younger!. Haha another member of management a former wrestler of course. Very underrated. What if he wins!?. Step down or do both?. Another entrance...EL GUERRERO PINK SERPENTICO!?. WHAT!?. Who the hell is this. Nobody knows who that is but it appears to be a masked wrestler oook. Out last...who’s it gonna be...JIM CORNETTE!. Hahaha of course it is!. Not the first time either. He has his tennis racket with him!. He enters the ring and I thought the commentary was too quiet!. The bell rings and here we go!. Back and forth action, high flying, double teaming, signature and finishing moves throughout. We could be looking at a future world champion...Jim Cornette...oh boy. Dynasty and Golden Monkey fighting it out at the start. All of a sudden we hear music...what the hell.
Everyone is already in the match so who the hell is this...DU DU DU DU DUN DUN....NO...THAT’S ROMAN REIGNS...NOT AGAIN!. He receives a huge boo and was eliminated in seconds at the Rumble. He runs into the ring, almost tripping over himself. He charges into the ring does the OOOOHRAARR...SPEAR TO CORNETTE...HE MOVES OUT THE WAY...CORNETTE THROWS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE....HAHAHA ROMAN JUST GOT ELIMINATED IN SECONDS BY JIM CORNETTE. HOW EMBARRASSING!. Just stop trying please. Fans sing nah nah nah nah as he leaves disappointed. Back in the ring Mustache Mountain do the usual shtick with an Airplane Spin. They high five each other...WALTER WITH THE LARIAT KNOCKING THEM OVER THE TOP ROPE AND OUT. Page beats some people down and he’s by himself now obviously. Nigel and JBL have a stand off and start nailing lariats to people trying to out do each other haha!. Regal reaches below and nails a Regal Punch to JBL and Nigel!. Sydal with a Shooting Star Press and Sabin with a Shell Shock. Sydal and Sabin celebrate together...WALTER WITH A HUGE DROPKICK TAKING THEM DOWN OVER THE TOP ROPE. WALTER is not playing around. Probably the favorite in the match and has been kind of in a loop in Pride. Four eliminations for WALTER.
Ilja and Riddle with hard kicks and shots to each other. Cobb nails an F-5000 and a Tour of the Islands to Riddle and Ilja!. Cobb throws them both over by himself!. Monkey start working together beating down everyone. Evans and Kendrick throw out Adam Page then Rich Swann right after!. Alex and Richard work together to throw out Kendrick then London. This masked Guerrero guy is jumping onto people around the ring. Willie Mack with a stunner to some guys before getting thrown out and over by Nigel and JBL!. They then start to fight it out...WALTER BARGES RIGHT THROUGH BOTH OF THEM THROWING THEM OVER BY HIMSELF!. Fans boo they didn’t like that. Drake Younger tries to throw him out but fails. Trevor Lee with a stomp and fallaway suplex slam. Drake throws Drew Gulak over the top and out!. Trevor Lee charges at him and Drake throws Lee out haha!. Two in a row for Drake. Jack Evans and PAC with a 450 and 630 splash dominating but get thrown over by the Dynasty!. Only one member of the Monkey Brotherhood remain. They are good and have much talent but have been around for a long time. 10 years ago they would have dominated. Angelico fights everybody eliminating EC3, Richard and Alex leaving just one member of Dynasty. Man the Dynasty are pissing everyone off and feuding with everybody. They don’t give a shit!. Gino and Angelico come face to face with Cornette who’s a big MJF fan cheering Gino on. CHOKEBOMB OVER THE TOP ROPE ELIMINATES ANGELICO!. No more Monkeying around. This masked guy attacks Regal from behind and throws him over the top rope eliminating him!.
Big elimination as oooooh look at this. Gino, WALTER and Cobb the big men in this match meet in the middle of the ring with Cornette, Masked guy and Drake Younger watching on. Never thought I’d say that. Cornette with a tennis racket shot to the back of Gino!. EVERYONE WORKS TOGETHER TO ELIMINATE GINO!. Amazing showing from a newcomer though. We are down to five men!. Cornette, masked man, Drake, WALTER and Cobb!. Drake and Cornette look like they are about to work together but Cornette starts insulting Drake calling him a garbage deathmatch wrestler haha!. Not a good idea. They start fighting with Drake looking better as this masked guy comes from behind and throws them both out!. Who the hell is he!. Corny and Drake are out but lasting this long was incredible. We are down to our final three men. WALTER, Jeff Cobb and El Guerrero Pink Serpentico...yea. Back and forth from all men but Pink is much smaller and quicker. He seems to be a high flying wrestler hmmm. Cobb and WALTER beat each other down with hard shots and you got to wonder what title WALTER will choose because he’s already gone after the Pride title recently. Cobb beats down Pink throwing him over the top rope and out...HE HOLDS ON...COBB CHARGES AT WALTER THROWING HIM OVER...PINK RUNS BACK INTO THE RING...HE THROWS COBB OVER AND OUT!. What the hell!. We are down to two men!. Pink vs WALTER.
Pink tries to avoid him but WALTER chops the shit out of him before a WALTER bomb. Yup don’t mess with WALTER. He’s about to throw him out but grabs the mask!...HE RIPS IT OFF...HE’S RIPPING THE MASK OFF...HE GOT IT...WAIT...THAT’S...SAMMY!!!. SAMMY GUEVARA!. What the hell is he doing here!. He’s a great new young wrestler and I guess he wanted to make an impact. WALTER throws him over but Sammy reverses it...HE THROWS WALTER OVER...NO WAY....OH MY GOD....HE GOT IT...SAMMY G IS RUNNING MATE CHAMPION!!!. WAIT WALTER IS HANGING ON...SAMMY CHARGES THE ROPES NAILING A DROPKICK...ONE HAND OFF...HE TURNS AROUND NAILING A PELE KICK TO THE OTHER HAND OF WALTER...HE FALLS!. IT’S OVER!!!. WHAT A SHOCKER AT GRANDSLAM. SAMMY GUEVARA IS CHAMPION!. Is he even signed!?. This is exactly what EAM is about though. Young guys making an impact in creative ways. Wonder what title he will cash in on. The World, Ornate who knows...we’ll just have to wait and see. I’m sure WALTER and everyone else will be okay though. Sammy celebrates the win as Drake enters the ring with a mic and congratulates him. He welcomes Sammy to EAM and hands him the Running Mate title. Sammy leaves the ring with fans giving him a mixed reaction. Lucky we had management in the match to do that haha. Drake then looks kind of strange and asks for a few moments of everyone’s time.
He said it’s funny this match took place at this time because he was going to come out here and make an announcement about who Heavy Machinery’s opponents will be but he has an announcement of his own. Hmm this is hard to say but...I’ve had a great run. Absolutely great time in EAM representing Pride but over the past few months things have been changing and I feel like Pride needs to change too. So I would like to officially announce that since this is Grandslam...I am officially stepping down as General Manager of Pride!. WOW WHAT THE HELL. Huge announcement. Some fans chant please don’t go!. Drake says now let’s not do it like that. I’m happy with my decision and have spoke with Emil about it. I can’t wait to see what happens next with EAM but especially Pride and who will be my successor. Maybe William Regal?. Some fans cheer. Maybe someone else or completely new. So I want to say thank you for everything!. We get thank you Drake chants before he tells them to stop and says it’s not about me. It’s about the wrestlers and coming up next an open challenge match for the Pride tag team titles!. I would like to announce the participants so Heavy please come out here.
Heavy come out to the ring getting a great reaction and stand in the ring with Drake. Heavy hug Drake after the announcement and thank him by giving him a cake but inside the cake is a chicken leg!. Otis rips into it and starts eating the chicken leg and they pie face Drake with the cake. Drake then announces that Heavy’s opponents will be.....coming out to the ring...THE L.A.X...WOW HOMICIDE AND HERNANDEZ ARE BACK!. Awesome surprise. Heavy looks okay but a little nervous. Drake leaves the ring up the rampway and says just one thing. Drake then says...this is Grandslam and even though one team is good enough...two would be better!...LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...THE SECOND CHALLENGERS...TRIPLE X!!!. LOW KI AND ELIX SKIPPER. HOLY SHIT. AMAZING. TRIPLE X ARE BACK AND CHRIS DANIELS IS HERE ALSO WITH THEM!. Triple X one of the most underrated teams ever and even if it’s just for one night they’re back!. Drake then stands on top of the entrance and say...just one more surprise...THE FINAL TEAM...WHO IS IT...COULD IT BE...THE HARDY BOYZ!. YES. They weren’t just here to get insulted by the Bucks. They’re here to wrestle!. Awesome this means that this match is a fatal four way open challenge!. Good luck Heavy. Drake has made an impact. Announces his retirement then makes this match!. Let’s not waste any time and get to the match!.
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