EPISODE #004

" It's not impossible to kill a dragon with a dull sword. It just takes a while. "

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Today's Password; " Shane McMahon should have been WWE Champion... "


A promo from " The Irish Devil " Douglas O'Shea where he explains how he cannot be part of this weeks tapings, but that's fortunate all the others, as they get one week to prep up for the wreckage to come. He's not here to make friends. He is not here to make fans. He is here to get recognized, and he doesn't care what it takes to accomplish it!

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We see a person from the back, walking down something that looks very much like a sewage tunnel. Moths are flickering all about him as he walks. He's muttering something to himself as he walks further and further down the tunnel. " Soon.....Soon..... " As he comes to a juntion, we can see some grafitti on the brickwall beside him. Allthough Grafitti would be a understatement. As the camera zooms in closer, we see what the wall is filled with. It's a series of lists, keeping track of every EAM champion in history, every PPV, everything!! Camera cut's and we find ourselves in the EAM Underground venue for our first match of this episodes taping.

Singles Matchup
" Avalanche " Robert Dreissker Vs Wild Boar

Our opening contest is a more slow-paced match. Avalanche already has a win under his belt and wants another. Wild Boar suffered a bitter defeat against Madman Fulton in episode two, and really wants to redeem himself. The match starts and both men get in some punches and blows in the opening. Slower paced as both men goes for moves like bear hugs and vice grips etc. But after a couple of minutes the pace gets kicked up a notch. German Suplex by Wild Boar. Sideslam followed up by a legdrop by Avalanche. The match goes back and forth with neither man really getting the best shot in. The match is then taken to the corner where Wild Boar lifts Avalanche up on the top turnbuckle, setting him up for a throw. No, not a throw. He grabs the hold of Avalanche's arms and places his head between his legs. Oh No!!! Package Piledriver from the top rope! Avalanche might be dead! There is no chance that he would surive that impact to the head! Homicide and Kingston are wild up on the gallery. Wild Boar doesn't care a shit and makes the cover for the three count. There is no worries, as Avalanche gets back on his feet on his own after a while. Wild Boar walks up to him, and reaches out his arm. A gesture of honor as the men shake hands. That means Wild Boar gets his first three points, while Avalanche loses two of his points...

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Right before our next match is about to take place, a laughter can be heard by everyone. It seemingly comes from everywhere, and the volume and the pitch gets higher and higher every second, before it explodes into a cacaphony of maniacly laughter. Then it brutally stops....

Singles Matchup
Darius Lockhart Vs Will Ferrara

Two newcomers in this matchup as Darius Lockhart from Charlotte, North-Carolina against Will Ferrara from New York . Both men still green in this game despite many years in indy wrestling already. Pretty even matchup this one as both men gets in some moves in the opening minutes of the matchup, with neither man really getting the upper hand. Almost a little stalemate and the guys in the gallery starts to booo. This immediately changes the phase of the match and Lockhart gets the upper hand, getting out of hold fro Ferrara and goes for the ropes. Slide underneath, back into the ropes, over the back. Pretty classic back to back antics here before Lockhart connects a beautiful scissor kick. Ferrara goes down and Lockhart covers, but Ferrara kicks out at the two count. Both men quickly back on their feet. Armdrag followed by another armdrag before Ferrara uses the turnbuckle to his advantage. He runs up it as Lockhart comes up from behind. Ferrara flips backwards over Lockhart and grabs a hold of him in the process. The move seems spectacular, but the impact from the sloppy powerbomb is not much to speak of however. He covers anyway, but Lockhart kicks out at the one count. Ferrara climbs starts to climb the turnbuckle, but gets interrupted by Lockhart who grabs a hold of him, ready to nail a powerbomb. But, Ferrara makes for it, he leaps up on Lockharts shoulders and in the process showing himself backwards with a legdrop. He turns in mid-air and lands on his feet. Lockhart however goes into the ropes. He does not manage to retaliate as he then gets knocked over the top rope by a crossbody slam. Both men goes over the top rope and lands on the floor below. Homicide informs Kingston and us that this match could easily lead to a time limit draw, as they are closing in on the eight minute mark as we speak. Lockhart and Ferrara is back on their feet now, exchanging punches outside the ring. Ferrara tries a extravagant move as he leaps up on the apron, but Lockhart sweeps his leg and he falls down. Lockhart grabs a hold of Ferrara's head and pulls off a pretty unique bulldog-like manouver from the apron and down to the floor. He then lifts Ferrara up and rolls him back into the ring where he goes for the cover 1....2.....but Ferrara kicks out right before the three count. Lockhart with a snapmare to Ferrara as he sits back up. He then nails a headbutt for good-measures before once again going for the pin. 1.....2....No! Ferrara once again kicks out right before the three count. Lockhart is once again about to grab a hold of Ferrara and lift him up, but then the alarm sounds and the match has reached it's time limit mark of ten minutes. This doesn't seeem to concern Lockhart however as he continues the assault on Ferrara until Ferrara manages to roll out of the ring and leave. This result ends with one point to each of them, and possibly a rematch down the line.

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*** Main Event ***
Singles Matchup
Damian Priest Vs Ruffneck

Those who'd hoped and expected a good thirty minute match for this episodes main event are quickly disappointed right after the bell rings. Even though Ruffneck manages to get some moves in, this is Priest's match and he dominates it from the get go. With a dominant display he sends Ruffneck back and forth in the ring before ending it all with a devastating Reckoning for the pin and the three count. Homicide and Kingston up in the gallery makes a point of telling this might be a record it will be hard to overtake. What a performance from Damian Priest.

After the match he grabs a hold of a microphone and cut's a promo. He talks about how everyone soon will know who Damian Priest are, starting with the people in the gallery. But before he manage to say anything else, he gets knocked down by a spear! It's Madman Fulton! He run around in the ring, getting a reaction from the gallery before lifting Priest up then delivering a hard hitting chokeslam. This episode of EAM Underground ends with the image of Madman Fulton standing over Damian Priest's downed body while mocking the guys up in the gallery...

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SHOW Summary

(1) Wild Boar defeated " Avalanche " Robert Dreissker after a Package Piledriver from the top rope.

(2) Darius Lockhart Vs Will Ferrara ended in a Time-Limit Draw.

(3) Damian Priest defeated Ruffneck after The Reckoning (RKO).