A Supershow from Pyongyang, North-Korea




CARD


Pride Championship Matchup
Killer Kross (c) w/Scarlett Bordeaux Vs Cara Noir

Well here we go another PPV this time in North Korea. We see the arena and even Kim watching so let’s waste no time or he’ll kill all of us!. Noir comes dancing to the ring...KROSS FROM BEHIND. Come on now. He attacks Noir from behind beating him down. He throws him around the ring into the steps and barricade before in the ring. He waits for Noir to get up...BAAAM BIG BOOT. Fans are not happy with this. He takes Noir to the top rope...BAAAAM KROSS FIRE...COVER...1...2...3...!!!. Damn it!. Brain buster gets the win, I guess Kross isn’t wasting any time in wanting to leave North Korea but Noir was screwed. A dominant Kross sending a message.

3-On-3 Tornado Tag Team Matchup
Imperium (Fabian Aichner, Marcel Barthel & Alexander Wolfe)
Vs
Ultraviolent Society (Darby Allin, Jimmy Havoc & Orange Cassidy)

Pretty solid 15 minute six man tag from everybody involved. They have been feuding for a while now over the past month with back and forth wins. Big double team spots, high flying and hard hitting action. At the end of the match it’s UVS who get the win in maybe a shock win after Allin nails a three man coffin drop. Cassidy with his style as well and the Orange Punch and Orange Bowl. Not a good sign for WALTER later and this will only piss him off. He may chop them in revenge.

Singles Matchup
Asuka Vs Io Shirai

Back and forth match form both girls. The usual submission/technical/high flying matches and there’s some controversy as this is the only match on the show with people of colour. Rumours of racism in EAM as usual but we have no problem with colored people. Hard stiff shots from both these sluts. I bet one or both of them are taking it up the shitter. At the end of the match...MUSIC. WHO IS THIS. Wait...that’s Maki Itoh she comes out and starts singing her song and insulting them saying they are no good. People are confused by this. Io tries to attack her but she runs away. Io looks for a moonsault...ASUKA LOCK CATCHES HER...IT’S OVER!. Asuka picks up the win but some fans are not happy and have no idea what’s going on.

EAM Television Championship Matchup
MJF (c) w/Jim Cornette Vs Will Ospreay

Big title match up next. Back and forth action from the both of them. Some high flying action. MJF with some big stuff. Will with an Oscutter and an Essex Destroyer for a 2 but this is the man who defeated Shawn so at the end after the Swanton and Friedman Fall he picks up the win and keeps the title. After the match he shoots on North Korea and Kim.

Construction Site Iron-Man Match For The Pride Tag Team Championships
Heavy Machinery (c) Vs Freaks Among Monsters

We go a construction site and wow this is bizarre. Here comes FAM breaking through toilet doors to enter. Now look at this...HAHA HEAVY ARE ON TRACTORS. What an entrance!. They meet FAM in the middle of this mess and here we go. 30 minutes of action. They fight all around the place. Throwing each other into pipes and steel fences. They beat down Otis and throw him under the tractor trapping him. They take Tucker far away and there’s a bunch of metal sheets...they pick him up in a double military press and throw him down into it!...1...2...3...first fall for FAM. Wait...here comes Otis in a metal car and runs over both of them!. He has a tire and and puts it over Braun’s head swinging him around. He then shoves Lars in a barrel and rolls him away!. Barrel roll!. He then spears Braun into a hole with metal and pipes...1...2...3...1-1 Heavy. Otis then drives the car on top of Braun over the hole smart idea trapping him. Now a 2 on 1 handicap attacking Lars.

He however has got a tractor and starts to chase after them. He runs over Otis and manages to scoop him up!. He’s lifting Otis high in the bucket scoop in the air...WAIT IT BREAKS. THE TRACTOR BREAKS AND THE BUCKET COMES CRASHING DOWN AND IT HURTS INSIDE. Poor Otis fat fuck. Lars tries to run over Tucker with the wheel of the tractor...WAIT...IN THE BACKGROUND WE HEAR A SCREAM AND IT’S BRAUN WHO JUST LIFTED THE CAR UP FROM UNDER HIM NOW. He comes charging at Tucker shoulder blocking him down. He lays him down and oh no!. LARS ROLLS OVER HIM. THEY HAVE TUCKER TRAPPED UNDER THE WHEEL OF THE TRACTOR...1...2...3!!!. 2-1. They then realise that they can do it again!...1...2...3!. 3-1...AGAIN!?...1...2...3...WOW. 4-1 FAM!. They look for it again but Otis is back up. He knocks down Braun as Lars misses a jump onto him. Otis slams him down nailing the caterpillar. Otis then takes a deep breath...what is he doing...OH MY GOD...HE’S LIFTING THE WHEEL OF THE TRACTOR UP TO HELP TUCKER OUT FROM UNDERNEATH WOW!. The strength was amazing. Lars and Braun crawl away throwing what ever they can find on the ground including spanners and screwdrivers at Heavy.

They crawl up this little ramp way around 25 feet. We see a couple of North Korean men sitting on the side of it eating with hats on...NO...WAAAAH BRAUN AND LARS JUST PUSHED THEM OFF!. What the hell was that. They just fell 25 foot possibly to their deaths. They start fighting on this 25 foot level of unfinished building. Uh oh they’re nearing the edge...of the building...they’re close. Braun and Lars are teetering on the edge...OOOH YEA FROM OTIS...NO.....AAAAAAAH BRAUN AND LARS FALL 25 FEET OFF THE LEVEL...DOWN BELOW INTO PIPES/CARS/METAL/STEEL!!!. Holy shit. They quickly comes down and try to get to them for a cover...1...2...3...!. 4-2. They look for another pin...1...2...3...4-3!....a double pin...1...2...3...4-4!. Phew they’re coming back a little bit!. We are over halfway through this match with around 10 minutes remaining. Braun and Lars once again crawl up to this big machine. It’s a crane!?. They start climbing the ladder of this crane but kick Heavy off.

They climb and climb and climb as Lars blocks the entrance for Heavy. My god Braun must be 80 foot in the air!. He then opens the door and sits down on a chair!?. What is he doing...oh my god...he’s controlling the crane!. THERE’S A WRECKING BALL ON IT...BRAUN STARTS SMASHING THE WRECKING BALL. OOOH NO. HE’S TRYING TO HIT HEAVY WHO KEEP MOVING OUT THE WAY. BAAAAM HE SMASHES THROUGH A SCAFFOLD AND THEN A BUILDING ON THE OTHER SIDE. Heavy finally manage to break Tucker and climb up. At the same time Braun is raising the wrecking ball of the crane at the same level trying to hit them. Gonna break the damn thing in half!. Heavy reach the top as all four men walk the top level of this crane!. The referee is wearing protected clothing also climbing up. They have a face off. Holy shit. Near 100 foot in the air and only a few minutes remaining. They fight it out wow!. Back and forth and we can hear the imaginary fans chanting holy shit. Lars nails Tucker with his finisher and uh oh Otis is by himself...Otis fights back!. Left and right...WAIT...LARS IS TEETERING ON THE EDGE...OH SHIT...HE FALLS BUT HOLDS ON TO THE EDGE...HE THEN GRABS A HOLD OF THE WIRE HOLDING THE WRECKING BALL!. Smart move. He then slowly comes down and is now sitting on top of the ball 90 foot in the air!.

Braun then looks for a powerbomb but Tucker fights back. They beat down Braun before picking him up...BAAAM TRACTOR AND TRAILER THE FINISHER TO BRAUN...COVER....1....2....3...!!!. 5-4. That may have been the highest pin fall in history!. They then start pushing Braun off the crane while Lars is scaling back up. Only a couple of minutes to go...BRAUN FALLS DOWN THE WIRE. BRAUN AND LARS ARE SITTING ON TOP OF THE WRECKING BALL...OTIS STARTS GYRATING AND OPENS THE DOOR. 30 SECONDS REMAIN. Oh god...what is this...NO...WAY...10 SECONDS...5...OTIS SHOUTS.....OOOOOOOOHHHHH YEAAAAAAH....3...2...1...WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH OTIS PRESSES A BUTTON....AAAAAAAH THE WRECKING BALL FALLS 100 FOOT HIGH...70....50 FOOT. HOLY SHIT...THEY ARE FALLING. WE’VE NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE...30...10 FOOT...BAAAAAAAAAAM LARS AND BRAUN GO CRASHING THROUGH SCAFFOLDS/CARS/PIPES/GLASS/WOOD/STEEL AND METAL CREATING A HUMUNGOUS SOUND. THEY MIGHT BE DEAD. THEY’RE MONSTERS BUT SURELY THEY CAN’T SURVIVE THAT!?. Otis and Tucker then celebrate on top of the crane haha holding their titles high right on the very top as we see the North Korean flag flying from the top of the crane. What the hell did we just see. Heavy Machinery have won this match in one of the craziest we’ve ever seen!. Who can beat them!?. We cut away.

Ornate Prime Championship Matchup
WALTER (c) Vs Jon Moxley

What a night it has been but now it is time for our main event of the evening!. A hugely anticipated match from both men. The bell rings and here we go. Back and forth action from both men. Hard hitting action, stiff shots and signature, finishing moves. Maybe not as good as the other two matches we saw. Mox really has nothing left to lose so loses don’t really hurt him. Mox with a Dirty Deeds for a 2. WALTER chop multiple times for 2’s. Walter with two top rope headbutts. Mox comes back with the X PLEX and the Hook and Ladder. More action. Walter holds Mox over the top rope chopping him to death. Neckbreaker from Mox. Facewashes 20 times from Mox before a Death Rider Drop...1...2...Walter kicks out. BAAM ANOTHER ONE...1...2...WALTER KICKS OUT. I have no idea who could possibly beat this man. Mox looking for the third and final....WALTER BOMB. HE HOLDS ONTO IT...A SECOND WALTER BOMB...HE TURNS IT OVER INTO A BOSTON CRAB THEN THE STF. HE STARTS UPPERCUTTING MOX OVER AND OVER. BAAM BAAAM HARD UPPERCUTS TO THE FACE. IT’S OVER. THE REFEREE CALLS IT OFF. These hard stf uppercuts and it’s over. WALTER has won!. Brutal way to end the match. Never seen that before. WALTER celebrates his win as we cut away with Kim looking at him clapping and nodding almost like giving him the seal of approval. We fade to black.