EAM Promotions - Season 15 - Part 2

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A CrissCross Collision Event Booked In Time And Space...
Live on PPV from Parts Unknown




We are about to unfold, maybe the strangest PPV, not only in EAM history, but the strangest PPV in the history of professional wrestling.

Scene opens in the same room we found ourselves some weeks ago. The five men have placed themselves once again in front of all the screens and panels in the room, making ready to watch the event it seems. And now, for the first time we get to see who these people are. Archibald Peck is explaining to everyone how this will be a event unlike anything else. The four other men, who we now see are Adam Cole, Roderick Strong, Kyle O'Reilly and Bobby Fish, are sitting in a semi-circle around Peck. We then see the EAM Logo appearing on the biggest screen, and a voice, sounding very much like Bruce Buffer, tells us that it's now TIME!

Then, a very familiar face appears on the screen. It's none other than Emil A. himself! He tells everyone that they are about to witness wrestling history, as EAM presents one of the most epic cards ever. Much work and determination has been put into this to make it possible, but Emil A. is not going to reveal how. After all, we need to keep the 4th wall intact.

This is a wrestling PPV, booked in time and space. Welcome to " The Quantum Bash! "

Show opens, and it has a antique, old feeling to it. Strange... Music then cranks the arena speakers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdvUZm1-168. The crowd goes wild! Hulk Hogan makes his vintage entrance, this surely is unreal. He cut's a promo about how the hell they could book a show without him etc. He goes on rambling about all the Hulkamaniacs out there who has come to see him, and he's not even on the card. Then https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrJLsNo9sCU . The crowd goes bonkers! Out on the stage walks Stone Cold Steve Austin! He confronts Hogan, telling him if he wants go get a whoop ass right here, right now. He's aviable. WOW! That is a dream match right there! It never happened! Hogan tries to chicken out, but the fans has made their decision, they want to see it! Austin then smiles and says it's settled then, delivering a stone cold stunner out of nowhere on Hogan on the stage. We cut to the shows vignette with the view of Austin cracking up a couple of cans of beer...


CARD


Singles Matchup
Brian Danielson Vs Nigel McGuiness

We cut away. Daniel celebrates his victory. CATTLE MUTILATION...BAAAAM COVER...1...2...3!!!. It’s over what a match!. Both men looked incredible in this one. Signature and finishing moves from both men. Back and forth, hard technical and submissions from both men. Cattle Mutilation for Daniel picks up the win. Nigel with a huge lariat for a close 2. Back and forth as this match begins. Both men make their entrance to start this match.

Tag Team Dream Matchup
Dudley Boyz (Bubba Ray & D-Von) Vs Harlem Heat (Booker T & Stevie Ray)

Big tag match from both men. Lot of double teaming. ECW vs WCW style to it. Book End, 3D, Ray round also. Some more action from the both teams. Signature/finishing also. Flapjack. Heat Ray for a 2. At the end though it’s the 3D for the 3 count.

Singles Matchup
Adam Bomb Vs The Shockmaster

Another match that nobody thought would happen. Very random and bizarre actually. Shockmaster actually falls through up the ring!. Bomb who virtually did nothing does nothing. Shock master continues to fall and trip up. Bomb for a 2 count. Adam looks for the finish but botched the ending as SM rolls him up...1...2...3!. Haha he got it!. He leaves the ring but falls through the entrance way on his way back.

Singles Matchup
Ultimate Warrior Vs Renegade

Welcome everybody to this weird and bizarre PPV but let’s not waste this time as we take you to our opening match featuring two dead...ugh wrestlers. The bell rings and here we go. A terrible match with both men doing the same moves to each other. Military press to each other before big splash from both men also. Some more back and forth before Warrior nails the back splash for the 3 count and win!. After the match both men seemingly vanish into thin air.

Tag Team Matchup
David & Chris Benoit Vs Chavo Guerrero & Carlito

Well this is ugh controversial I think. Not sure when this actually takes but interesting for sure. Solid tag match actually one of the best on the show. Some good action. No Americans in this match. Backstabber, frogsplash, headbutt and crossface but at the end and I guess this match takes place in current time...DAVID WITH A HEADBUTT FOR A 3 COUNT ON CHAVO AND CARLITO WOW!. Huge win for Benoit. After the match we have a very memorable and emotional moment with both father and son embracing. Very sad story. All of a sudden Chris slowly starts to vanish into thin air...BAAAAM THAT’S MJF THROUGH THE SMOKE OF CHRIS. MJF JUST LAID OUT DAVID. He stands over David and says ‘I’m gonna bring you back to reality and I’m your daddy now!’. This feud isn’t over. MJF stands over the body of David holding his title high as we cut away.

Singles Matchup
Nick Bockwinkel Vs Lou Thez

This match actually takes place in black and white. Not much to say here really. Lot of technical wrestling. Very basic things compared to nowadays. Nick with a few moves former AWA champion. Lou of course hated women’s wrestling. More technical and submission moves before the Lou Thesz press that would make Mickie proud for the 3 count.

Dream Matchup
George Hackenschmidt Vs Kurt Angle

Well this is something. George of course a legend and 116 years ago world champion. This match actually takes place in both colour and black and white with Angle in colour and George in black and white haha. Good technical style here. Hard to name some of this stuff. Submissions aloof. George looks for a moonsault...oook. He fails. Angle with the Olympic Slam and the ankle lock and George puts him over. Angle gets the W.

Tag Team Dream Matchup
Road Warriors (Animal & Hawk) Vs Demolition (Axe & Smash)

HERE COMES THE AXE AND HERE COMES THE SMASHER VS THE LEGION OF DOOM. A dream match some would call it. Not the best in ring talent here but alot of big spots from these 80’s teams. Some believe Demolition was just a rip off from LOD. Double spine buster takedown by Demo. LOD fight back with a big double lariat. At the end the big Doomsday Device for the 3 count and win!. Both teams celebrate with each other after the match though.

Dream Matchup
Hulk Hogan Vs " Stone Cold " Steve Austin

Classic iconic match here. Fans can’t believe it. Prime both men. Back and forth. Lot of signature and finishing moves. The Leg drop, punches. Austin with the press, knee drop. STUNNER...1...2...HOGAN KICKS OUT. HOGAN WITH A LEG DROP...1...2...AUSTIN KICKS OUT. AUSTIN NAILS THE LEG DROP FOR A 2. HOGAN NAILS THE STUNNER FOR A 2. Hulk up!. BIG BOOT. LEG DROP. ANOTHER LEG DROP. AUSTIN JUMPS UP...BAAAM STUNNER...1...2...3!. Austin wins!. STONE COLD!!!.

Dream Matchup
Hiroshi Tanahasi Vs Shawn Michaels

What a match here. Back and forth from both men. Signature, finishing moves. Elbow off the top rope. Hashi with the high fly flow. Shane with the spine buster. Another Lou Thesz press. Lot of people use that move. Tanahashi with a big stinger splash and scoop slam. Shawn with a back drop driver. Figure four also locked in. Shawn with the kip up. More action before...SWEET CHIN MUSIC...1...2...3!. Shawn gets the win!.

Dream Matchup
Mickie James Vs Manami Toyota

A match that may or may not have happened before. Back and forth with Toyota looking the best. I guess it’s current Mickie vs 90’s Manami. High flying bumps also. Chick Kick for a 2. Toyota dive for a 2. Mickie nails the Bulldog for the 3 count and win and proving she is the G.O.A.T

Dream Matchup
" Nature Boy " Buddy Rogers Vs " Nature Boy " Ric Flair

WOOOOOO. There’s been a lot of Nature Boys but never like these two. Back and forth action. Typical NWA style in this smoke filled arena which keeps shifting through time like some sort of Kubrick/Lynch movie. Chops from both men. Big high knee. Side Russian and slams. Good technical style of course. At the end of the match Nature Boy Buddy Landel tries to get involved but fails as Flair locks in the Figure Four for the tap out.

Berlin 1945 Street Fight For The Ornate Prime Championship
WALTER (c) Vs Jon Moxley

Our main event on this bizarre PPV. We go back to 1945 and are in the ruins of Germany. WALTER appears in the ring almost appearing out of the ashes while Moxley drives in on a tank and jumps off it to start the match. Nobody ever thought this would happen. Mox wants revenge and the title as we close in on Grandslam even though this event may take place before the first Grandslam who knows!. Mox with a barbed wire chain whipping WALTER. He then takes it off and starts whipping Mox with it. LARIAT WITH THE BARBED WIRE AROUND THE ARM. Chop and more. Mox grabs a piece of broken wall and hits WALTER with it. They both climb the tank and nail a suplex on top of it. Mox then puts WALTER in front of the tank arm hole...WHAT. MOX IS GONNA BLOW HIM UP....BAAAAM A HUGE EXPLOSION. WALTER MOVES THANK GOD. WALTER AND MOX FIGHT INSIDE THE TANK AND WE CAN’T SEE SHIT. WE SEE THE TANK SHAKING AND NOISES. MOX CRAWLS OUT IN PAIN. WALTER PICKS MOX UP...THROWING HIM OFF THE TANK INTO THE RING. NOW WHAT.....WAAAAAH WALTER WITH A DIVING HEADBUTT OFF THE TANK INTO THE RING ONTO MOX...1...2...NO HE KICKS OUT. He fights back nailing the Death Rider Drop for a 2. Mox looks for another...Baaaam chop and another. LARIAT. BIG BOOT. SPINNING LARIAT...1...2...3...DONE. WALTER keeps the title. He celebrates his win in the ring as all of a sudden we are seemingly travelling through time. Like the end scene of 2001. Different colours and filters. We seemingly arrive back in current time as everything returns back to normal and possibly this all turned out to be a dream in the head of...Emil?...Travis?...Orton?...Alexa?. We fade to black.