EAM Promotions - Season 16

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Episode #195 - Taped in New York/USA


Show starts with general manager William Regal walking out to the ring, in his hand he has a strangely familiar title belt with green straps and big golden plate with the globe etched into it. Regal makes his way into the ring and adresses the crowd, welcoming everyone to another episode of Pride, and a pretty special one he might add, because he's got some huge news. First off, some of the people in the audience might have recognized the belt he's carrying, and he will get to that in just a second, but before that he would like to talk about the upcoming EAM PPV, which will be the return of Cyberslam, and as on most EAM PPV's Pride will get a couple of matches or three on the card, so Regal thought it would be important to mention. First off, there will certainly be a tag team matchup for The Pride Tag Team Championships, as you all know. And you can log onto EAM's website to vote on which ECW allstars that will be facing Heavy Machinery at Cyberslam. Not only that, but Aaron Stevens seem to think so much of himself that he's taken a spot on the card, giving you all a chance to pick his opponent for the PPV, and as we all know, you will probably choose somone who crushes him in seconds, so it's really a waste of a match on the card, but whatever. There will however be a match for The Pride Championship on Cyberslam, and you will be able to choose the next opponent for Mil. The polls are open. Now, to what everyone probably has been waiting for, the reason that he's brought this title belt with him down to the ring. As I said, as some of you might have recognized, this is The EAM CrossPromotional Championship, currently being held by Ricochet. But as you also might know, this title has not been contested for in EAM since it was introduced. But, that's what Regal is out here to do something about! Ricochet has vacated the title, on one premise, that he will be a part of the match whatever the fans might vote, BUT, you will be able to choose the other contestants for this match, as it will be a Six-Man competition. And what the hell, why not even make it even more interesting by choosing the stipulation and match type live, with The Wheel of Mis-Fortune! WOW! This is big news indeed! So The EAM CrossPromotional Championship is re-instated in EAM it seems. Quite big news to start the show of with. We cut to the Pride vignette...

Don Callis & Joe Rogan welcomes us and it's a special episode indeed so let's not waste any time. Our first contest tonight is not something we get every week here in Pride, as it is a 8-Man Tag Team Elimination Matchup. Only one team may stand in the end, and GM William Regal has said that the team winning this contest will be awarded with something special on the 200th episode of Pride.

8-Man Tag Team Elimination Matchup
The Anti-Fun Police (Chief Deputy Dunne & Los Federales Santos Jr.) Vs Besties In The World (Davey Vega & Mat Fitchett) Vs Varsity Blondes (Brian Pillman Jr. & Griff Garrison) Vs Bear Country (Bear Bronson & Bear Boulder)

Our next contest is about to start as we get back from commercial break. The Chilean star Alejandro Saez is struggling to climb the rafters since his arrival here in Pride, and it's not going to be much easier tonight it seems, as his opponent will be the big black guy who scared Aaron Stevens senseless last week, and we have heard that he goes under the name of Odyssey Jones. Music cranks the speakers then and the big man walks out on the stage, getting quite a pop actually from the audience. Saez makes himself ready in the ring, as he probably knows this is his hardest task yet here in Pride.

Singles Matchup
Alejandro Saez Vs Odyssey Jones

Our main event for tonight is somewhat special, as we had the exact same match last season in Episode #189. Hobbs won the match that time we are informed by Callis on commentary.

Fatal 4-Way Mathup (Rematch from Pride Episode #189)
Max Caster Vs Will Hobbs Vs Cara Noir Vs Ilja Dragunov

As show is about to end, we once again see the cellphone charging symbol, still on 25%, but then, within the inch of a second, it goes up to 90%.....

[TKO]

Episode #195 - Taped in New York/USA


Show starts with general manager William Regal walking out to the ring, in his hand he has a strangely familiar title belt with green straps and big golden plate with the globe etched into it. Regal makes his way into the ring and adresses the crowd, welcoming everyone to another episode of Pride, and a pretty special one he might add, because he's got some huge news. First off, some of the people in the audience might have recognized the belt he's carrying, and he will get to that in just a second, but before that he would like to talk about the upcoming EAM PPV, which will be the return of Cyberslam, and as on most EAM PPV's Pride will get a couple of matches or three on the card, so Regal thought it would be important to mention. First off, there will certainly be a tag team matchup for The Pride Tag Team Championships, as you all know. And you can log onto EAM's website to vote on which ECW allstars that will be facing Heavy Machinery at Cyberslam. Not only that, but Aaron Stevens seem to think so much of himself that he's taken a spot on the card, giving you all a chance to pick his opponent for the PPV, and as we all know, you will probably choose somone who crushes him in seconds, so it's really a waste of a match on the card, but whatever. There will however be a match for The Pride Championship on Cyberslam, and you will be able to choose the next opponent for Mil. The polls are open. Now, to what everyone probably has been waiting for, the reason that he's brought this title belt with him down to the ring. As I said, as some of you might have recognized, this is The EAM CrossPromotional Championship, currently being held by Ricochet. But as you also might know, this title has not been contested for in EAM since it was introduced. But, that's what Regal is out here to do something about! Ricochet has vacated the title, on one premise, that he will be a part of the match whatever the fans might vote, BUT, you will be able to choose the other contestants for this match, as it will be a Six-Man competition. And what the hell, why not even make it even more interesting by choosing the stipulation and match type live, with The Wheel of Mis-Fortune! WOW! This is big news indeed! So The EAM CrossPromotional Championship is re-instated in EAM it seems. Quite big news to start the show of with. We cut to the Pride vignette...

Awesome another title belt strap for so many people not many belts.

Don Callis & Joe Rogan welcomes us and it's a special episode indeed so let's not waste any time. Our first contest tonight is not something we get every week here in Pride, as it is a 8-Man Tag Team Elimination Matchup. Only one team may stand in the end, and GM William Regal has said that the team winning this contest will be awarded with something special on the 200th episode of Pride.

8-Man Tag Team Elimination Matchup
The Anti-Fun Police (Chief Deputy Dunne & Los Federales Santos Jr.) Vs Besties In The World (Davey Vega & Mat Fitchett) Vs Varsity Blondes (Brian Pillman Jr. & Griff Garrison) Vs Bear Country (Bear Bronson & Bear Boulder)

Lot of touching, rubbing and groping throughout this one. Could consider it to be sexual abuse actually. Back and forth. Double teaming and some buck breaking. BITS eliminated first then Anti Fun police but at the end by the end of the end of the match it’s Blondes that get the win and final pin as Bear are out.

Our next contest is about to start as we get back from commercial break. The Chilean star Alejandro Saez is struggling to climb the rafters since his arrival here in Pride, and it's not going to be much easier tonight it seems, as his opponent will be the big black guy who scared Aaron Stevens senseless last week, and we have heard that he goes under the name of Odyssey Jones. Music cranks the speakers then and the big man walks out on the stage, getting quite a pop actually from the audience. Saez makes himself ready in the ring, as he probably knows this is his hardest task yet here in Pride.

Singles Matchup
Alejandro Saez Vs Odyssey Jones

Finna Mark Henry. Big Black Cock wastes no time. BAAAAM JONES SPLASH. POWERBOMB. CHOKESLAM. DONE!. Jones gets the 3 count in a great burial squash match.

Our main event for tonight is somewhat special, as we had the exact same match last season in Episode #189. Hobbs won the match that time we are informed by Callis on commentary.

Fatal 4-Way Mathup (Rematch from Pride Episode #189)
Max Caster Vs Will Hobbs Vs Cara Noir Vs Ilja Dragunov

Big match from all four men as they touch, grope and carress each others bodies. Big strong muscles smacking against each other. Man meat flopping all around. Mmm yea he likes that. Big bumps and more spots. Ilja headbutt and Oklahoma Stampede. Caster cuts a rather gay rap about analingus and anal fisting. At the end of the match it’s Noir that gets the win following the big swan dive for the 3.

As show is about to end, we once again see the cellphone charging symbol, still on 25%, but then, within the inch of a second, it goes up to 90%....

Roman Reigns?.