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Singles Matchup
Kip Sabian Vs Tony Deppen

Welcome everybody to yet another PRIDE PPV. Here’s to another 500 of them in the future!. Let’s waste no time and get straight to the action!. We get the intros, music video and fireworks. We also see a preview of Supersplash. We are in shit hole Commieformie for this show. Both men come down to the ring and here we go. Back and forth action from the guys. A fun fast curtain jerker. Deppen with a few elbows, back suplex and a t bone. Sabian with an X-Plex and Ford Fiesta. At the end of the match Deppen looks for the finish but Sabian nails the Light Sabian for the 3 count and win, he celebrates after as we then cut away.

Tag Team Matchup
Winning Team Gets Their Contract Re-Newed
Jeff Cobb & Will Hobbs Vs Josh Briggs & Sha Samuels

Our next match on the card is an important one as two people will be fired. Some good double teaming, back and forth spots, signature and finishing moves from all involved. Hobbs with the Oklahoma Stampede while Cobb hits a military press power slam. Briggs and Sha haven’t really done much in PRIDE. At the end of the match Cobb nails a huge throw in the air coming down into a caught German suplex for the 3 count!. Wow impressive victory. They celebrate after as we cut away, they also seem to get a little bit emotional. Don’t know why but that’s interesting.

12-Man Over The Tope Rope Battle Royale
Winner Gets A Pride Championship Title Shot. Losers Must Leave!

A big match here with a lot on the line. Perhaps shocking actually. So much talent and only one can keep a contract. SHEEESH but who knows maybe in the future we might see them return. Back and forth action, signature moves and the typical battle royal early on. Lot of history between these men as well so they go after each other. Romero and Drake actually work together taking down everybody. What a team that would make. Near 900 pounds combined. BAAAM THEY BOTH THROW OUT SHAUN DAVIS AND SAEZ!. Ilja with his Russian dragon and headbutt eliminates Chris Bey. Starks and Noir also look good. Would be weird not seeing them around anymore. Sammy with a 630 on Rage Rivera throwing him out. POOOOUNCE…ROMERO SENDS LEE OVER THE TOP ROPE ONTO PEOPLE OUTSIDE THE RING. HOLY SHIT!. We are down to our final 7 men. Noir looks for a swan dive but Mercer springs to the top and nails the fallaway moonsault and throws him out jeeez!. We will not be seeing Noir around and that gets some boos. Imagine a stable with Orange Cassidy, Danhausen, Human Tornado and Cara Noir. Ilja looks to take control but Sammy with a superkick and Mercer slams him over and out. Starks looks for a springboard but just gets flatlined by JD and Romero who then throw him out but start fighting about who should be doing the eliminations and start fighting it out. SHANE WITH A DROPKICK TO BOTH MEN ALMOST ELIMINATES THEM BUT NO. HE THEN SLAMS THEM BOTH. HOLY SHIT. 900 pounds of meat!. HE SCOOP SLAMS JD OVER AND OUT. What is he doing now?.

He military presses Romero into the air holy shit. He’s 500 pounds and throws him out onto JD!. This guy is crazy. WAIT FROM BEHIND SAMMY TRIES TO DROPKICK MERCER OUT BUT HE REVERSES IT…WAAAAH MERCER CHOKESLAMS SAMMY OVER THE TOP AND OUT. IT’S ALL OVER!. Shane Mercer has won this match!. He celebrates his victory and will get a title match down the line…WAIT…FROM BEHIND…THAT’S SAMMY. HE DIDN’T GET ELIMINATED. HE LANDED ON TOP OF 900 POUNDS WORTH OF MASS!. SAMMY DROPKICKS MERCER TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!. IT’S ALL OVER…NO…SAMMY THINKS IT’S ALL OVER BUT MERCER HOLDS ON WITH THOSE BIG ARMS. What a match and fans chanting this is awesome. Mercer comes back and lariats Sammy inside out. He picks him up. He does the classic fireman’s carry run over the top rope and out…BOTH MEN HIT THE FLOOR. WHAT HAPPENED. Both men’s feet hit the ground at the same time. Fans are booing as we are now deciding what to do. The referee checks the ringside area for more information before standing in the ring with both men. He declares that Sammy Guevara and Shane Mercer have both won this match!. Awww a big ovation from the crowd and why not?. At least give a couple of people a chance instead of firing everybody. This now means that they will both get a title shot down the line and maybe on the same night or even just in a three way would make sense. They stare each other down after the match as we cut away. JD and Romero also looked good though. That is gonna make a hellava tag team on the indies or for a Khan.

No DQ, No Count Outs Matchup
Winner Gets His Contract Re-Newed
Odyssey Jones Vs Max Caster

Caster comes out cutting a promo on fat Jones making jokes about Mark Henry and he says I’m gonna do to you what Russia is doing to Ukraine!. Huge boo for that one. Both of these guys have a lot of potential and are young. Kind of sad honestly but who knows maybe in the future they could come back. Jones throws him around the ring with ease while Caster tries to cheat. Back drop driver and a press slam for a 2 by Jones. Caster Line for a 2 but as we draw closer to the ending of the match Caster is in control looking for his finisher but Jones reverses it…BAAAM ALABAMA SLAM TO CASTER. BIG JUMPING FROGSPLASH…COVER…1…2…3…IT’S OVER!. Jones has beaten Caster. After the match he celebrates his victory as fans chant NAH NAH NAH NAH at Caster who is dragged away from the ring.

Tag Team Matchup
Winning Team Gets Their Contracts Re-Newed
Bear Country (Bear Bronson and Bear Boulder) Vs Varsity Blondes (Brian Pillman Jr. & Griff G.)

Another tough match here. Lot of emotion tonight with rumors going crazy about something big going down. Solid tag match that really showcases both team. Country still young and have that potential and of course Pillman is still growing. Pillman uses his father’s style. Country with a fallaway slam/bear hug squash combo. Plllman looks for his fathers finisher but Griff gets pushed into him by mistake. BAAAM A DOUBLE CHOKESLAM ONTO EACH OTHER TAKES THE BLONDES OUT. COVER ON GRIFF…1…2…3!. Country are sticking around. After the match Pillman is not happy with Griff and what the hell…just lays him out!. You can’t blame him. He’s been stuck in a team and now he’s fired!. We cut away with this but who knows what the future holds or has in store for Pillman Jr.

Singles Matchup
Matthew Riddle Vs Pete Dunne

We now enter the second half of the PPV as the sun slowly comes down. Regal also revealed that the Ladder match will be for a Jamboree contract. Back and forth match from both men. Good submission and technical moves. Finger snap and a dropkick. Riddle with a takedown and uses his MMA style. Dunne with a rana and pump handle powerslam. As we draw closer to the end of the match it is Riddle that gets the win after the double foot stomp from the top rope. Riddle celebrates his win and it seems that this feud is over. As we are about to cut away…what is this…wait a minute…we hear a heartbeat. Over and over before it flatlines. We see orange lights and hear the words BEAT SURVIVE MURDER. What is this?. Remember the promo on Pride this has to be it!. All of a sudden we hear…BEAT ME IF YOU CAN…SURVIVE IF I LET YOU…WAIT…IS IT…ALL OF A SUDDEN WE HEAR ACTION BRONSON…NO WAY…OH MY GOD…HE’S HEAR…THAT’S…THAT’S HOOK!!!. HOOK IS HERE. OH MY GOD. One of the fastest growing stars in the world has arrived here in EAM!. Look at this!. Hook walks down to the ring and is followed by TAZ!. His father. What a moment!. Hook walks down to the ring with that charisma and girls love him. Riddle has no idea what is going on right now while Taz walks over to the announce table and sits down. Hook enters the ring and stares down Riddle. Taz gets on the announcers microphone and says. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN LET ME INTRODUCE TO YOU THE MAN THEY CALL HOOK!. BAAAAAM HOOK WITH A T-BONE SUPLEX TO RIDDLE. Taz spends the next couple of minutes putting over HOOK. Who he is, where he came from and what he’s gonna do to the competition. HOOK LOCKS IN THE TAZMISSION BUT TAZ SAYS…THAT’S NOT THE TAZMISSION…THAT’S MURDER…THAT IS REDRUM!. Hook chokes out Riddle in the ring as Taz walks to the ring clapping for Hook. He enters the ring holding a mic and says THAT’S HOOK RIGHT THERE!. The future of EAM is in his hands!. This brand is about the next generation well you’re looking at him!. Hook just stands there staring at the camera chewing bubblegum. Taz then says one last thing!. He throws down the mic and unbuttons his jacket…he unveils a title around his waist…no way…that’s the…FTW TITLE!. Are you kidding me!. We haven’t seen that title in maybe 30 years!. Only a couple of people have held that title including Sabu but it was created in ECW by Taz. He hands over the Fuck the World title to Hook and I guess this is a passing of the torch type situation here. What a moment!. We cut away with Taz staring at his son HOOK in awe.

Ladder Matchup For A Jamboree Contract
Eli Drake Vs Chad Gable

We still have three matches to go so let’s not waste any time and get to it. There’s a ladder out here for our next which where the winner will get Jamboree contract while the loser will remain on Pride but not fired. Both men come out and it’s just a typical match early on. Gable grabs the ladder and starts using it. The problem with ladder matches is that sometimes there’s too many and it’s hard to create new spots and stuff in the match. Gable with a German on the ladder to Drake. Ladder suplex also. Rolling Doug Williams style German bridge onto the ladder also. Gable tries climbing up but Drake stops him. Both fighting it out on the ladder before they grab the rung holding the contract. Gable locks Drake’s legs in place?. NO WAY…WHAT IS THIS…OCTOPUS STRETCH ON THE HOOK HAHA. I don’t think we’ve ever seen this before. Gable eventually lets go as Drake falls to the ground but so does the ladder and Gable just can’t hang on and falls. Drake starts taking control now. Back suplex on the ladder. Irish whip into the ladder before just dumping him outside the ring. Gable sets up two tables on the apron and barricade and climbs into the ring. He climbs up the ladder but Drake stops him at the top. Gable knocks Drake down. This is it!. Gable reaches up high and grabs the contract…WAIT…DRAKE IS ON THE TOP ROPE. HE JUMPS TO THE TOP OF THE LADDER…NO WAY…..WAAAAAAH ACE CUTTER OFF THE LADDER OUTSIDE THE RING THROUGH THE TWO TABLES AT RINGSIDE. WHAT THE FUCK. He just basically RKO’d Gable off the ladder from in the ring outside through two tables. What a spot. Drake eventually climbs up the ladder back in the ring and grabs the contract. It’s all over!. Drake barely celebrates his victory as we cut away.

Pride Tag Team Championships Matchup
Heavy Machinery (Otis & Tucker) (c) Vs Harlem Heat (Booker T & Stevie Ray)

Big match here no doubt. Out come Heat who actually hide in the crowd near the barricades as Heavy come out getting maybe the biggest pop of the night. They are legends in PRIDE by now. They look very emotional taking it all in for some reason. BAAAM HEAT ATTACK THEM BEFORE THE MATCH AND TAKES CONTROL!. First five minutes of the match they completely dominate. Taking it back old school WCW style. Heavy try to fight back but can’t. Imagine if the title reign ended here. Some more action before a double flapjack and a Book End. Heavy come back with a moonsault from Tucker taking out Stevie Ray. Booked T nails the Axe Kick on Tucker before looking for the spinaroonie but Otis does it instead!. OTISROONIE HAHA. Booker looks at him with those eyes and says tell me I didn’t just see that…OOOH YEA. BEARHUG SLAM FROM OTIS. HE LOOKS FOR IT…BAAAM THE CATERPILLAR…STEVIE RAY BREAKS IT UP IN TIME. Tucker comes from behind taking Ray down before they look for it…BAAAAAM TRACTOR AND TRAILER. THE FINISHER. SHADES OF THE ELIMINATORS…COVER ON RAY…1…2…3!. Booker can’t make the save in time and it’s allll over. Update the title history smartmarks!. Heavy celebrate the win after the match but not before making up with Harlem Heat. Getting an ovation from the fans. Booker’s music plays as they all start doing the spinaroonie while we cut away.

Pride Championship Matchup
If Stevens wins, he will be drafted to Jamboree
Aaron Stevens (c) Vs Mil Muertes

HERE WE GO. It’s time for our main event of the evening!. A bizarre match for sure. Nobody knows how the hell Stevens is gonna win this one!. Out first comes Mil getting a solid reaction actually. Then here comes Sandow but nobody appears?. We’re in near darkness now as the sun has come down but there’s no Sandow. Haha he didn’t show?. Please tell me didn’t pussy out?. EEEEEEEEER EEEEEEER. What the hell was that…EEEER EEEEEER. Huh strange we hear a bizarre sound in the distance like it’s coming from the ocean?. The sound becomes clearer and it’s sounds from a yacht?. We then clearly hear…ELIMINATE ALL MELBYS. EVISCERATE ALL MELBYS…EXTERMINATE ALL MELBYS. What the fuck is going on…OH MY GOD…WHAT THE HELL IS THAT. IN THE DISTANCE IT’S A DAMN GIANT MEGA YACHT AND LOOK WHO’S ON IT!. Sandow is on top of the yacht standing at the top holding his title. There’s a flag waving with tEAM on it and hahaha the side of the yacht has Team EAM writing on it which is all lit up. How the hell did he afford this?. Did he borrow it?, steal it?. Did they use EAM money to buy this but they are still complaining?. Who the hell knows but I’m pretty sure this is the first time in history someone has entered a wrestling match via yacht. On top of the yacht there’s a helicopter pad which also has TEAM EAM on it. I’m guessing that’s the same one they had they brought to the Middle East remember a couple of months ago. Sandow slowly comes down from the top but how the hell is he gonna get to shore?. Oooh my…there’s a speedboat!. One of the workers drives the speedboat as Sandow gets on the back of it on water skis!. Sandow comes to shore holding his title in one hand and skiing with the other. He’s almost at shore…WAAAAAAAAH SANDOW FALLS. OMG. SANDOW JUST FELL OFF THE SKIS. Hahaha what an idiot. He crawls out of the water dragging his title with him and tries to readjust himself as he walks across the beach. This is surreal. Fans can’t believe this. Not only that but Sandow has maybe a 30 foot robe that’s dragging him like he’s royalty collecting sand along the way. He shushes away the peasants. He enters the ring to boos and does a cartwheel as the bell rings. Another cartwheel…BIG BOOT AS SANDOW WAS UPSIDE DOWN IN THE CARTWHEEL AND THIS MATCH HAS JUST STARTED!.

Mil completely destroys Sandow. Throwing the gown robe away. Mil with a military into a powerslam…1…2…no Sandow rolls out the ring. Mil nails a suicide dive through the ropes. Mil throws him around in the sand as Sandow kicks him away. He throws sand in the face and runs away. This only pisses off Mil who tries to find but can’t. All of a sudden Mil trips over because Sandow was laying on the sand haha. Covered his whole body in sand but it worked. Sandow now tries to bury Mil with the sand!. Not a bad idea. He’s trying to make him go deeper into the sand and run back into the ring for a count out…3…4…6…7…Sandow gonna win this by count out frfr no cap but Mil sits up like the Undertaker and spits sand out his mouth. Mil comes back in the ring and spears Sandow who leapfrogs over him. Sandow jumps to the top rope hitting a moonsault but landing on his feet behind Mil…BAAAM LARIAT TAKES HIM DOWN. Finally Mil has stopped Stevens. Mil looks for the Flatliner and hits it!...1…2…NO. Mil wants his title back and of course if Stevens or Sandow whatever you wanna call him can somehow win then he’s going to Jamboree WITH the Pride title. Mil or nobody else wants that to happen. Mil with a gut buster as Stevens is trying to survive. Mil goes to the top looking for the finish but Stevens nails a superplex. Stevens shows off with cartwheel elbows. Please win Mil. Stevens mocks Minister who gets onto the apron and is aiming his cane at Stevens. Mil stands up behind him. WAAAAH FIREBALL BUT SANDOW MOVES OUT THE WAY. THE FIREBALL HITS MIL BY MISTAKE. Stevens pushes Mil into Minister knocking him down…ROLL UP…1…2…NO MIL KICKS OUT. What is this now. Stevens reaches in his trunks and pulls out a replica Mil mask!?. He grabs some sand from outside the ring and stuffs the mask full of sand. Mil is staggering around unable to see as Sandow puts the sand filled mask backwards over Mills head!. That’s dangerous. His whole head is covered with no holes and full up with sand!.

Stevens shouts out I guess you can call me SANDow!. BAAAAM STEVENS NAILS HIS FINISHER TO MIL…..1……NO……2…..NOT LIKE THIS….3!. Damn it!. Stevens has won this match and kept the title. Fans are not happy. Well at least he’s not gonna be on Pride anywhere that’s a bonus!. Stevens celebrates his victory standing on the top rope but uh oh Mil isn’t happy. He takes the mask off and chases after Stevens!. He runs out the ring and through the crowd, back onto the beach and down to the shore with Mil chasing after him. STEVENS JUMPS INTO THE WATER AND STARTS SWIMMING BACK TO THE YACHT!. Mil stands on the shore line as Stevens has now climbed the yacht ladder!. The yacht starts taking off as Mil lets out a mighty ROOOOAAAAR scream. He got away that son of a whore!. Stevens climbs back up to the top of the yacht!. Ladies and gentlemen that is it!. We hope you have enjoyed watching and maybe we’ll see you down the road for another Pride PPV but if not then we want to thank all of you for watching over the years and supporting all the new young talent of the future. Stevens is now at the top of the yacht shouting at Mil and insulting EAM, the fans and the Melby’s and judgment by my calculations…that yacht and Stevens are heading for…MEXICO!!!. We face to black.