EAM Promotions - Season 16

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Episode #56 - Live from The Grand Ballroom/New York


Show starts with the announcement of a big match for the upcoming slobberknocker PPV. A 5-On-5 Tag Team Matchup, and there are some big names involved for sure, as EAM Center of Attention Champion; Mickie James will be teaming up with Melina, Bianca Belair, Alexa Bliss and Skye Blue, to take on Primetime Bitch Champion; Charlott Flair, Aleah James, Sasha Banks, Ronda Rousey, and Impact Knockouts Champion & NWA World Women's Champion; Bayley. It's going to be a slobberknocker! We cut to the Spotlight vignette...

Huge match should be great. Has to be one fall though don’t wanna eliminate or bury anyone.

Singles Matchup
Tessa Blanchard Vs Alexa Bliss

Solid match here as Tesseract for the 2 count but Alexa gets the much needed win after a Twisted Bliss. After the match she calls out Nikkita/Jade and Charlotte.

Singles Matchup
Heather Monroe Vs Kenzie Paige

Okay match from the both of them. Monroe gets the win. Some good moves. Don’t really know them too well. Paige looks good though.

Singles Matchup
Masha Slamovich Vs Allysin Kay

Kay gets the win but Slam also gets slams in. Back and forth exchanges from both girls though. Kay Time gets the 3 count.

Tag Team Matchup
Britt Baker & Jamie Hayter Vs Anna Jay & Taynara Conti

Pretty solid match from teams. Signature, finishing moves also. Hayter Bomb and Baker nails the Panama Sunrise for the 3 count.

After the matchup, whoever wins it The EAM Womens Tag Team Champions; Samoan Scotch (Nia Jax & Piper Niven) makes a run into the ring and makes a statement by beating both teams down. The show ends with Jax and Piper raising the EAM Womens Tag Team straps over their head....

Yup makes perfect sense. Title match.

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Episode #214 - Taped in New York/USA


Show starts with a promo from APA backstage. And they are all done with fun and games! They challenge Otis and Tucker to a match at the upcoming PPV. After all, they know they are one their " List " So unless you are scared of finally losing those titles, we will see you in Seattle! We cut to the Pride vignette...


Singles Matchup
Pete Dunne Vs Tony Deppen

Tag Team Matchup
Besties In The World (Davey Vega & Mat Fitchett Vs Bear Country

Fatal 4-Way Matchup
Winner Gets A Spot In The Slobberknocker Match
Mil Muertes Vs Jeff Cobb Vs Will Hobbs Vs Chad Gable

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Episode #214 - Taped in New York/USA


Show starts with a promo from APA backstage. And they are all done with fun and games! They challenge Otis and Tucker to a match at the upcoming PPV. After all, they know they are one their " List " So unless you are scared of finally losing those titles, we will see you in Seattle! We cut to the Pride vignette...

Another match added.

Singles Matchup
Pete Dunne Vs Tony Deppen

Dunne gets the win after a few submissions. Deppen looks okay but not enough. Wonder if either of these guys will be in the knocker.

Tag Team Matchup
Besties In The World (Davey Vega & Mat Fitchett) Vs Bear Country

Country gets the win following some dominant double team moves. BITW get some okay moves in but just not enough. Wonder if either of these teams will be in the knocker.

Fatal 4-Way Matchup
Winner Gets A Spot In The Slobberknocker Match
Mil Muertes Vs Jeff Cobb Vs Will Hobbs Vs Chad Gable

Huge match here but sad only one can be in it. Lots of action from both. Annoying all four can’t be in it though. Some double teaming moves but Mil gets a few moves in as well. Gable with submissions but at the end Hobbs and Cobb look for a double team move but get lariated over the top rope by Mil. BAAAM dominator to Gable for the 3 count. Mil is going into the knocker. Weird that Mil hasn’t been around though but gets put in this match and wins.

After the match Mil celebrates as we get a music hype video and a card run down of Slobberknocker as we cut away. We’ll see you at the PPV!.

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Live On PPV from Seattle/Washington



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Intergender Tag Team Matchup
Winning Team Gets A Title Shot At Night Of The Slammies Vol.12
Mike & Maria Kanellis Vs Marty The Moth & Session Moth Martina

EAM Womens Tag Team Championships Matchup
Samoan Scotch (Jax & Niven) (c) Vs Britt Baker & Jamie Hayter

5-On-5 Tag Team Matchup
Mickie James, Melina, Bianca, Alexa & Skye Blue
Vs
Charlotte Flair, Aleah James, Sasha Banks, Ronda Rousey & Bayley

Singles Matchup
Winner Gets To Be Rex's Tag Team Partner
Scott Steiner Vs Rick Steiner

Pride Tag Team Championships Matchup
Heavy Machinery (Otis & Tucker) (c) Vs APA (JBL & Farooq)

50-Man Rumble Match - Winner Gets A EAM Titleshot At Grandslam 17
Maculay Culkin Vs Hook Vs WALTER Vs Rey Fenix Vs Will Ospreay Vs Danhausen Vs John Cena Vs Bobby Lashley Vs Keith Lee Vs Shawn Michaels Vs Brock Lesnar Vs David Arquette Vs Douglas O'Shea Vs Aaron Stevens Vs Nick Gage Vs Mick Foley Vs Super Dragon Vs Pentagon Jr. Vs Orange Cassidy Vs Kenny Omega Vs Kota Ibushi Vs Donovan Dijakovic Vs Killer Kross Vs AJ Styles Vs Triple C Vs Shane Mercer Vs Nick Buck Vs Matt Buck Vs Darby Allin Vs Adam Page Vs Mil Muertes Vs Eli Drake Vs Rex Steiner Vs Timothy Thatcher Vs Drew McIntyre Vs Bruce Campbell Vs The Mountie Vs The Goon Vs Goldberg Vs Shane McMahon Vs Vikingo Vs Hiroshi Tanahashi Vs TG Vs TG Vs TG Vs TG Vs TG Vs TG Vs TG Vs TG

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Welcome everybody to Slobberknocker!. One of the most popular PPV’s we have. What a night of action it should be. We will know the main event of Grandslam by the end of the night. We get fireworks and the usual music video to open. So let’s not waste any time and get to the show!. We go to the ring where Mila Kunis is introduced as the special guest of the evening and for this PPV. She promotes the new movie coming out with Arquette and reveals that she and David went to school together and it turns out that Bruce Campbell will also be in the movie. One of Emil’s favorites so of course he is. She reveals that the movie will come out during award season which is around Grandslam time. She tells everyone to take a look at the titantron for a sneak peak and trailer of the upcoming movie!. The trailer starts to play before there’s an interference...BLAH BLAH BLAH. Are you kidding me?. Seriously?. Oh no...it’s Maria!. What the hell is this?. There’s an EAM movie and I’m not in it!?. This is bullshit because everybody knows I’m the only real celebrity in EAM. Maria comes out standing on the entrance way with Mike who’s holding something. Ladies and gentlemen I have a special announcement to make. I Maria...one of the greatest most influential women of all time has done it again!. Please let me introduce to you...THE EAM CELEBRITY CHAMPIONSHIP!. What the hell!?. Maria has made another title?. This can’t be official surely. Mike puts the title around her waist. We’ve heard rumours about a celebrity title over the years but not like this!. Maria walks down to the ring insulting Mila before entering it and telling her to get the hell out of my ring because I have yet another title that I’m going to win at the Slammies along with the awards as well of course. So get out of here so I can become number one contender...MEG. NOBODY LIKES YOU!. Maria clearly referencing Family Guy. Mila says something we can’t understand in either Russian or Ukrainian then says you talk too much bitch!. Mila backs off and leaves the ring taking a seat at ringside near or next to the announce table. Or maybe even at the commentary table and on commentary. We have a match about to happen so let’s get to it and start the show!.


Intergender Tag Team Matchup
Winning Team Gets A Title Shot At Night Of The Slammies Vol.12
Mike & Maria Kanellis Vs Marty The Moth & Session Moth Martina

Pretty standard basic match from both sides. The winning team will get a title match at Slammies against Cardona and Green remember. Mike and Maria want those titles but so do The Butterfly Effect. Back and forth from both teams. Maria playing the heel. She wrestles with her new celebrity title around her waist. She keeps getting into Mila’s face mocking her. Moth dive, Jagerbomb and a Vag Claw not enough for the win. Bronco Buster and an X Factor by Maria also not enough. Mike with a reverse superplex off the top rope for a 2. Maris now once again walks over to Mila at ringside she then seemingly makes a Russia/Ukraine joke which does not go down well. Very low. Mila grabs the title from around Maria’s waist and holds it high in the air herself haha!. Back in the ring Mike is looking for the finish but Moths hit the double flapjack before looking for a double Moth Dive. Maria grabs her title back. Maria pushes Mila...SLAP!!!. HAHA. MILA SLAPS MARIA. DOUBLE MOTH DIVE BACK IN THE RING ON MIKE...COVER...1...MARIA SEES THIS AND TRIES TO RUN IN...2...3!!!. SHE CAN’T MAKE IT!. Martina and Marty are the winners of this match and will get a title shot at the Slammies and Maria is pissed!. She pulls Mila by the hair and throws her into the ring. We might have a lawsuit on our hands here if not careful. Marty and Martina leave up the ramp way celebrating the win as Mike and Maria have Mila in the ring on her knees. What is she doing!?. Maria is holding Mila’s mouth wide open and asking for Mike to pull out his dick!?. What the fuck!?. Oral copulation, golden shower?. What the hell is Maria doing...LOW BLOW BY MILA. MILA HEADBUTTS MIKE IN THE DICK. MARIA GOES AFTER HER BUT...WHAT THE HELL...MILACANRANA TAKEDOWN HAHA. Mila goes crazy on Maria even trying to rip her clothes off and strip her off to her bra and panties!. First the bra but Maria manages to roll out of the ring in time covering herself and before the panties come off!. Don’t fuck with a Ukrainian I guess!. Maria and Mike retreat with Mike trying to cover Maria’s breasts with the celebrity title while back in the ring Mila raises her arm and swings Maria’s bra around and around as we cut away!. I don’t think this one is over. Not by a long shot. We cut away. What an opening!.

EAM Womens Tag Team Championships Matchup
Samoan Scotch (Jax & Niven) (c) Vs Britt Baker & Jamie Hayter

Pretty solid match from both teams. Lots of good action, signature, finishing moves, back and forth double team bumps and moves. Of course they became tag team champions so it’s unlikely that they’ll lose but you never know. Baker Bomb and a Hayter Bomb not enough for the victory. They want to go to Grandslam. No idea who the opponents would be though. Niven with a senton, Jax with a bear hug and a top rope splash on Baker for the 3 count and that’s it. Niven and Jax keep the titles. They celebrate after the match and point at the Grandslam sign. If they’re even going. Maybe face a Japanese or Mexican tag team at the show.

5-On-5 Tag Team Matchup
Mickie James, Melina, Bianca, Alexa & Skye Blue
Vs
Charlotte Flair, Aleah James, Sasha Banks, Ronda Rousey & Bayley

Big big match here. Alot of names involved in this one and only one pinball. All women come to the ring. They have so much history between them. Mickie’s team does get a bigger ovation and comes out to her music. Ronda and Charlotte seemingly argue about who should have the entrance music for their team. Anyway let’s get to the match. Back and forth, signature, finishing moves from all involved. Can you top this high flying moves throughout and a super duper mega ultra tower of doom from all the girls. Lot of talent involved in this one. Not all of these girls will be on or at Grandslam so they want to showcase their stuff and show off their talent before the big one so maybe just they can get on the show. Banks Statement, KOD, Bayley with a Ganso Bomb. Alexa with a Twisted Bliss. Ronda with an Olympic Slam, Flair with a figure eight...you get the jist of it. BAYLEY WITH A BUTTLERFLY SUPLEX OFF THE APRON TO SKYE ON THE FLOOR. Bianca and Sasha start fighting outside the ring and into the crowd pulling each other’s hair along the way!. Fans holy shit as chaos has broken out here. MICK KICK BACK IN THE RING TO RONDA...1...2...SHE KICKS OUT. Could you imagine if Ronda gets pinned so close to Grandslam?. What’s the point of the match...SKYTWISTER STARGIRL TO MICKIE BY CHARLOTTE. Aleah and Melina are fighting at ringside now as well!. Alexa and Charlotte fight out of the ring and up the ramp way and look at this Nikkita and Jade are on the entrance top fighting it out as well. All four girls fight to the backstage area!. The referee can not control this action, We are down to Mickie, Skye Blue, Ronda and Bayley left on the ring fighting it out. BAYLEY LOOKS FOR A GONSO BOMB TO MICKIE BUT SHE REVERSES WITH A MICKIEFACTION. RONDA IS WAITING BEHIND MICKIE...BAAAAM OLYMPIC SLAM...ARMBAR...OH SHIT. MICKIE IS GONNA TAP. SKYE WITH A SPLASH FROM THE TOP BREAKS IT UP. Ronda though quickly reverses the Mickie armbar into a Skye armbar!!!. Mickie urges Skye not to tap out...COME ON...DON’T DO IT...DAMN IT!!!. SKYE TAPS OUT TO RONDA’S ARMBAR!!!. Mickie couldn’t do anything about it, didn’t tap out and you can’t blame Skye because she’s still new remember. Ronda gets the win for her team and sends a statement to Mickie before Grandslam. Ronda stands in front of Mickie who’s on her knees holding her shoulder. Ronda picks up Mickie’s title and throws it at her before leaving. Wow what a statement. Ronda leaves the ring with a grim look on her face as she charges up the ramp way leaving Mickie holding her title and checking on Skye Blue back in the ring as we cut away.

Singles Matchup
Winner Gets To Be Rex's Tag Team Partner
Scott Steiner Vs Rick Steiner

Up next a match nobody thought we’d see. The winner gets to team up with Rex ‘Bron’ Steiner. He comes out first getting a solid ovation and looks concerned about this of course. Both men come out getting about the same reaction with Scott getting a bigger one obviously. The bell rings and here we go. Pretty basic match. Obviously they’re older so it isn’t going to be great. Steinerline, Frankensteiner and several belly to belly’s on each other. The press ups and the elbow. Full nelson also. Rex just standing outside cheering both men on. Scott looks for the finish but Rick with Scott’s frankensteiner in the ring...1...2...3!. Wow what a surprise here. Rick has always been the overlooked and underdog in the team so good for him!. He will now team with Rex who gets in the ring and holds his hand high. Rex is asking Scott to be a man and do it!. Scott is reluctant but does. Rex holds both men’s arms high in the air as fans cheer. Rick and Rex it is then. I guess Scott will accompany them to the ring for whatever match it is they are actually involved with or doing!.

Pride Tag Team Championships Matchup
Heavy Machinery (Otis & Tucker) (c) Vs APA (JBL & Farooq)

Both teams get a solid reaction from fans. APA actually dominate early on. Heavy have beaten everybody but we don’t know when or where or if they’ll even lose or against. Heavy come back with the usual spots. Farooq with a dominator. JBL with a Clothesline from Hell to both men. Heavy come back with a caterpillar and a moonsault by Tucker. JBL with another lariat that doesn’t work as Otis takes him down with a splash. THEY’RE LOOKING FOR IT. TRACTOR TRAILER/TOTAL ELIMINATION TO BOTH APA. Otis covers Farooq...1...2...3...done...they do it again!. Who can beat these men?. After the match they celebrate. APA stop them and pass over the titles but not before they starting drinking together. I guess we’ve got a beer bash!. They all drink beer and party with the fans but don’t take too long because our main event is up next!.


Before the main event we get a highlight video and interviews with some of the people involved and the favorites. We get fan reactions and even some celebrity reactions. Also some predictions, teases and guesses about who will actually be in this match. All of a sudden we cut to the ring for this huge main event which will decide the main event of the Grandest Slam of them all!...WAIT A MINUTE...OH NO LOOK WHO IT IS!. MJF of course. He gets the huge introduction and has a microphone. Fans boo. Please tell me he’s not gonna ruin the Slobberknocker. He buries everyone in the match and says it doesn’t matter who wins...BECAUSE I WIN. I ALWAYS WIN AND THAT ISN’T A PREDICTION...THAT IS A SPOILER ALERT!. He then says he should have won the Slobberknocker because nobody even gives a shit about Pockets anymore. Clearly referencing Cornette’s opinion of Cassidy. He sits down by himself with his feet up on the side getting waited on. He’s alone. Of course Sandow will be in the match we know that to be true. Now it’s time for our main event. We get the rules and find out that this match will be shorter than other Slobberknockers with someone entering every one minute instead of 90 seconds or two minutes because the last Slobberknocker was around 2hr and 30 minutes which was the longest EAM match ever we believe!. So the match will still probably be nearly 90 minutes or even maybe 2hrs!. So who’s it gonna be?. Who has drawn unlucky number one and number two!?. ENTRANT NUMBER 1: THE HEARTBREAK KID...SHAWN MICHAELS!!!. Wow that’s huge!. If there’s anyone that can do it then it’s him!. ENTRANT NUMBER TWO: AJ STYLES!. Wow another big one. Both of these men are capable of going the distance. What a dream match. Not sure that’s ever happened before either actually. What an opening and start to this one!.


50-Man Rumble Match - Winner Gets A EAM Titleshot At Grandslam 17


AJ Styles and Shawn Michaels face off getting this is awesome and holy shit chants already. Back and forth, high flying, signature, finishing and double team moves all throughout this match. HERE WE GO. BACK AND FORTH. REVERSAL. SUPERKICK...STOPPED...STYLES CLASH...TURNED OVER...A STAND OFF AND FANS CLAP. The clock counts as Shawn throws AJ over the top rope onto the outside apron. AJ looks for the springboard...BAAAAAAM SWEET CHIN MUSIC IN MID AIR HOLY SHIT. That would be the end if this was a normal match...3...2...1...ENTRANT 3: THE GOON!. What the hell is this!?. Is this one of the surprises?, where the hell did they find him!. I thought he was dead!. Goon comes out with his hockey stick slowly to the ring. So slowly that the clock counts down to zero but not before Goon gets in the ring and stands over AJ and Shawn’s body!. He’s gonna try and eliminate both of them!?...ENTRANT 4: THE MOUNTIE!. Is this a joke!?. Mountie comes out getting no reaction at all. Could you imagine if he wins this thing?. He comes out on a horse it seems as MJF is seen clapping and laughing his ass off. Mountie enters the ring and goes face to face with Goon. Some fake holy shit chants. Mountie starts shouting at The Goon who smacks him with the hockey stick. The announcers then tell us the location of this event so it makes more sense that they are here actually. AJ and Shawn have woken up like it’s a fever dream and look confused as hell. Goon and Mountie fight it out as AJ and Shawn throw them over the top rope and out for our first two eliminations. They continue to fight as Mountie tries to escape on his horse but Goon jumps on the back and him. The horse gallops to the back and it might be the last time we ever see them.

AJ and Shawn go back to fighting as we await the next person. ENTRANT 5: TIMOTHY THATCHER!. An okay reaction from the crowd but he’s never really been able to do much of anything. He joins the action but not much happens before...ENTRANT 6: DARBY ALLIN!. A young up and comer who has done a lot so far. He’s not happy with Mox or the fact that he’s not in this match and in Mexico or Moxico maybe?. Allin comes in nailing a triple Coffin Drop on all three men before doing some cool tricks with his skateboard including a drop kick and a stomp off the top. ENTRANT 7: ANGELICO!. A surprise entrant here. Another man that’s been around for a long time and accomplished a lot and really wants to get that momentum he once had. SWANTON OFF THE TOP ROPE TO BOTH AJ AND SHAWN. That’s two great matches right there. Jeff Hardyesque. Running drop kick to Thatcher and a Razor’s Edge on Allin. ENTRANT 8: DREW MCINTYRE!. We know his story as he comes in and lays out everybody with a Claymore Kick as the clock strikes zero. ENTRANT 9: REY FENIX!. One half of the tag team champions. He comes in springing and boarding all over the place. Arm drags and ranas. Thatcher stops him though taking him down. From behind Angelico nails a superkick sending Thatcher over and out!. Timothy Thatcher has been eliminated!. ENTRANT 10: KOTA IBUSHI!. He joins the action as we now have our first ten entrants revealed and announced as we now await the next forty!.

ENTRANT 11: KILLER KROSS!. The rabbit joins the action beating everyone down. ENTRANT 12: ELI DRAKE!. Up next coming to the ring. He’s actually had a solid run recently. He joins the chaos. Shawn beating down Angelico. Allin/Kota fighting it out. Drake’s Landing before ENTRANT 13: JOHN CENA!!!. WOW A HUGE NAME!. The crowd just woke up. Cena walks down slowly to the ring taking it all in. It’s not about wins or losses for him anymore. He’s just enjoying himself but could you imagine Cena vs MJF!. Cena does the you can’t see me but MJF just flips off!. BOOM AA, ANOTHER AA, FIVE KNUCKLE SHUFFLE. CENA IS ON FIRE HERE BEFORE HE GOES FACE TO FACE WITH SHAWN!. Big pop from the audience for this. BACK AND FORTH FROM BOTH MEN BUT IT’S STOPPED BY KROSS. ENTRANT 14: SUPER DRAGON!. In what may be his last Slobberknocker he wants to go out on top. He beats everyone down also. DRAGON DRIVER, PSYCHO DRIVER AND A CURBSTOMP TO DREW!. Dragon picks up Drew and throws him over and out for an elimination. Drew McIntyre has been eliminated. ENTRANT 15: KENNY OMEGA!. He comes out and helps Kota. GOLDEN SHOWER BY BOTH MEN!. OMEGA DRIVER. The action continues on. ENTRANT 16: ORANGE CASSIDY!. MJF is not happy about this one!. He eliminated MJF remember to win the Slobberknocker. MJF could have been champion at Grandslam and even longer if it wasn’t for OC so thank you!!!. Cassidy just walks around the ring not even caring. He lays on the side of the ring, rolls in and out before finally being forced in the ring by CENA WHO LAYS HIM OUT WITH AN AA. Cena picks him up and throws Cassidy over and out!. Wow maybe a shock so quickly!. Some boos from the fans but it just shows you how much can change and happen in a year. OC has been eliminated. MJF is laughing his ass off. As OC leaves we get our next name.

ENTRANT 17: DANHAUSEN!. He walks down to the ring getting a mixed pop reaction before he sees OC. He talks with him and says don’t worry, everything will be okay...BAAAM CASSIDY ATTACKS DANHAUSEN. WHAT THE HELL. Cassidy all over Danhausen. We’ve never seen him like this before. He throws him into the guard rail and steel steps before storming off. Maybe a change for Cassidy?. Time to get serious?. Of course his partner Human Tornado is not in this match but comes out and asks him what he’s doing and tries to calm him down. Danhausen is out and he may not even be able to enter his first Slobberknocker match!. ENTRANT 18: PENTAGON!. He comes out getting a solid reaction. He actually goes after Fenix his former partner. Not much happens before ENTRANT 19: MAKING HIS DEBUT IN EAM...INTRODUCING WARDLOW!!!. Another surprise entrant here from EAM, Emil or TG seemingly. Wow we’ve heard about this guy before. He’s young, quick, big and over. He’s made a name for himself on the indies and has history with MJF who claps for him mockingly. He throws everyone around. He wants to make EAM WARDLOW’S WORLD!. Dominator to Angelico before military pressing him over and out!. Angelico has been eliminated. Big elimination. Of course he lost to Killer Kross but he was one of the mystery surprise names. ENTRANT 20: THE MAN THEY CALL WALTER!!!. UH OH BUSINESS HAS JUST PICKED UP!. The multi time reigning champion makes his entrance!. Twenty down thirty to go!.

Here he comes!. LARIAT BY WALTER TAKING DOWN KROSS AND THROWING HIM OVER AND OUT!. That’s one elimination already. ALLIN WITH A COFFIN DROP OFF THE TOP ROPE BUT WALTER JUST CATCHES HIM AND GERMANS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE AND OUT!. Ibushi attacks WALTER from behind but he just takes him down with a lariat. Walter throws Kota over and out!. This is crazy. Omega tries to nail an electric chair Croyt’s Wrath but he’s just too big. CHOP TO OMEGA. WALTER THROWS OMEGA OVER FOR ANOTHER ELIMINATION HOLY SHIT!. Danhausen is finally back in the ring, climbs the top rope looking for a dive but WALTER with a big yakuza kick sends Danhausen flying off the top rope and out!. WALTER is on fire right now!. WALTER goes face to face with Super Dragon wow I don’t think we’ve seen that match before...SWEET CHIN MUSIC. ANOTHER ONE. BAAAM AA. CENA AA’S WALTER. THEY’RE WORKING TOGETHER TO TAKE DOWN WALTER AND IT’S WORKING. SPIRAL TAP OFF THE TOP ROPE BUT WALTER IS JUST TOO BIG TO ELIMINATE. We have an issue backstage right now. Thatcher is going crazy at officials asking them why is Angelico allowed in the match. Killer Kross has arrived and is joining in on the complaints saying he beat him fair and square...WAIT A MINUTE. LOOK UP. ANGELICO WITH A DIVE OFF A TRUCK TAKING DOWN BOTH MEN!. Officials try to calm everything down but this is a story for another time not right now halfway through a match!. ENTRANT 21: THE AEW CHAMPION...ADAM PAGE!. What the hell is this!. He gets some boos from the audience but also some cheers as he enters the ring while MJF looks on complaining and shouting bullshit!.

Page does the buckshot lariat taking some people down. ENTRANT 22: DAVID ARQUETTE!. Wait what!?. What the bell is this. He comes out in wrestling gear and of course he’s in the movie with Mila but this is unexpected. A mixed reaction from the crowd but he doesn’t do anything before...3...2...1...ENTRANT 23: NICK FUCKING GAGE!. Oh god!. Think of the history. Gage runs down to the ring and chases after David through the crowd haha. Gage catches up with him on the stairs!. WAAAH GAGE THROWS ARQUETTE DOWN THE STAIRCASE TO THE BOTTOM. This is not good promotion for the movie at all!. ENTRANT 24: HIROSHI TANAHASHI!. HOLY SHIT WHAT A SURPRISE!. Tanahashi is here!. SPLASH OFF THE TOP ROPE. SLINGBLADE LARIAT ALSO. Shawn goes face to face with Tanahashi and wow what a dream match!. BACK AND FORTH HERE WE GO. AJ IS FIGHTING WITH WALTER NOW. DRAGON AND PENTAGON FIGHTING IT OUT. This match is getting intense. BAAAAM GAGE JUST PUT ARQUETTE THROUGH THE FUCKING ANNOUNCE TABLE AT RINGSIDE!. WE DIDN’T EVEN SEE IT. THIS MATCH JUST GOT CRAZY FAST. LOOK AT THIS NOW. SUPER DRAGON AND PENTAGON ARE FIGHTING ON THE OUTSIDE APRON...WAIT THEY JUST RIPPED EACH OTHERS MASK OFF AND KICK EACH OTHER OFF THE APRON DOWN TO THE FLOOR!. Holy crap!. Dragon and Pentagon just unmasked and eliminated each other at the same time. Some fans not happy about it!. They cover up and walk to the back. SWEET CHIN MUSIC BACK IN THE RING TO TANAHASHI BUT HE REVERSES WITH A DDT!. What action as both men are down. Gage throws Arquette back in the ring and shouts who’s the fucking man!. ENTRANT 25: MACULAY CULKIN!. WUUUUT!?. The hell is happening!. Culkin runs down to the ring and faces off with Gage are you crazy!. CHOKEBREALER TO CULKIN HAHA!. Gage beats up both men for a minute as we are now halfway through this match!. ENTRANT 26: BRUCE CAMPBELL!. Haha what the hell is happening!. Bruce comes down to the ring dressed like Ash. He enters the ring and tries to attack Gage with a chainsaw!. Maybe the only thing that can stop him!. CULKIN, ARQUETTE AND ASH WORK TOGETHER. ASH TRIES TO CHAINSAW GAGE AND THE ROPES BUT HE MOVES IN TIME. Gage kicks the chainsaw away...ARQUETTE AND CULKIN FROM BEHIND THROW GAGE OVER...NO...WAIT...BRUCE GETS INVOLVED AS WELL...HAHA YES!!!. HOLY SHIT. HE’S OVER AND OUT. ASH, HOME ALONE KID AND SCREAM COP JUST ELIMINATED NICK FUCKING GAGE!. I can’t believe I just said that. They all hold hands in the middle of the ring as they try to start a ‘HOLLYWOOD’ chant!. Bruce is also a former Hardcore champion. Nobody will ever forget the three day Grandslam chase after him. He’s also in the new EAM movie. ENTRANT 27: BROCK LESNAR!. OH GOD. They look scared. Brock walks down to the ring laughing as reality has set in. 27 is also the most popular number people have won these types of rumble matches remember. Brock who is accompanied by Heyman springs onto the apron and enters the ring facing off with all three stars.

Bruce pushes Brock into both men who nails them with a double belly to belly. Bruce tries to attack Brock...big mistake...F-5 TO BRUCE CAMPBELL OVER THE TOP ROPE AND OUT. BOO fans boo that one. Spanish Fly DDT by Fenix to AJ. ENTRANT 28: AARON STEVENS!. Oh no here he comes!. MJF stands up and claps for him while he gets booed. He is very careful and decides to walk all the way up to MJF in the skybox and sit with him!. What the hell!. He doesn’t want any part of WALTER or Brock!. ENTRANT 29: BOBBY LASHLEY!. Another big name here. Lashley goes face to face with Brock after he’s finally stopped his rampage of destruction. Holy shit from the fans. BELLY TO BELLY. SPEAR...F-5 NOOO. FULL NELSON BUT BROCK BREAKS OUT OF IT...GERMAN BY BROCK. THEN A GERMAN BY LASHLEY AND BOTH MEN ARE DOWN WOW!. ENTRANT 30: WILL OSPREAY!. He comes in the ring and teams up with Fenix for the next few minutes. Cena is standing in the ring now...WAIT ARQUETTE AND CULKIN TRY TO ELIMINATE CENA!. Are they crazy haha!. Cena is laughing at this and they apologise and decide to work together...NO THEY TRY TO ATTACK CENA AGAIN...CENA REVERSES...DOUBLE AA HAHA TAKING BOTH MEN DOWN!. Rey and Will working together on WALTER nailing a corkscrew 630 and an Essex Destroyer to WALTER but he springs up. He picks them both up and climbs the second rope!...DOUBLE BURNING HAMMER OFF THE SECOND ROPE. HE THROWS THEM BOTH OUT. WALTER just eliminated the tag team champions!. Might as well give him the titles!. WAIT BROCK AND LASHLEY JUST THREW CENA OVER BUT HE HOLDS ON AND FIGHTS BACK. ARQUETTE AND CULKIN WORK TOGETHER AGAIN TO TRY AND ELIMINATE CENA BUT WAIT...ARQUETTE JUST PUSHES CULKIN IN FRONT OF HIM AND THROWS HIM OVER!!!. That sneaky bastard!. Arquette eliminates Culkin!. Arquette is celebrating acting as if he’s won the World Cup but uh oh from behind...BIG BOOT FROM WALTER SENDS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE AND OUT BUT HE’S HOLDING ON JUST WITH HIS FINGERTIPS...CULKIN KNOCKS HIS FINGERS!. ARQUETTE FALLS OUT OF THE RING AND HAS BEEN ELIMINATED. Not sure if that’s a WALTER or Culkin elimination. Or both but it doesn’t matter as Arquette and Culkin fight to the back. Wardlow and WALTER have a face off which leads to both men knocking each other down. ENTRANT 31: TRIPLE DOUBLE C CESARO!. Not sure what name he’s going by now but he’s here!. The old Claudio is back and has looked great recently. He helps AJ.

AJ and Claudio work together to beat everyone down. ENTRANT 32: HOOK!. That’s HOOK brother!. Hook comes down walking to the ring but taking his time and decides to just wait. ENTRANT 33: KEITH LEE!. He jumps off the top rope making his entrance. Beating down everybody. Eli Drake looks for a double axe handle off the top but Lee reverses it with a BBC before throwing him out. Stevens has finally made his way to the ringside area. Drake then hypes up Stevens to get into the ring so he almost does but decides against it. ENTRANT 34: VIKINGO!. A nice surprise here. A good preview and representation of Mexico. Who knows we might see him at Grandslam Mexico. He joins the action with some crazy high springboard twisting spots. Stevens rolls under the ring now!. ENTRANT 35: BAD BUNNY!. WOAH. WHAT A SURPRISE HERE!. Big musical celebrity here in EAM!. He gets a pretty solid pop. SPLASH OFF THE TOP ROPE. FLIP PILEDRIVER TO AJ HAHAHA!. Bunny all over this. ENTRANT 36: ‘BRON’ REX STEINER!. Big pop for the new guy. We saw him earlier tonight of course. He enters the ring at the same time as HOOK decides to. Rex nails a T-Bone suplex takedown to Claudio.

Steiner nails a powerbomb to Vikingo before throwing him over and out!. HOOK WITH A REDRUM TO WARDLOW. HOOK nails a head and arm suplex to Bad Bunny and eliminates him!. Some boos from the crowd but at least he looked good. HOOK and Rex go face to face and get a this is awesome chant from the crowd as Hangman Page nails a buckshot lariat to both men but they simply move out the way and throw Page out together!. Shows you how good the AEW champion is hahaha!. ENTRANT 37: NICK BUCK JACKSON!. He comes in with multiple super kicks to all men but not much else happens before ENTRANT 38: TAZ!. WOAH WAIT WHAT!. Haha what a surprise. HOOK looks shocked and can’t believe this!. I guess even he can’t believe this and we haven’t seen him with a look on his face like that before. TAZ enters the ring and high-fives his son as they both look for a double KATAHAJAMAY TO AJ AND CLAUDIO!. We haven’t seen TAZ wrestle in years and maybe for the first ever time in EAM!. ENTRANT 39: MATT BUCK JACKSON!. He comes in helping his brother and now it’s time for a superkick partaaaay!. SUPERKICK TO EVERYONE. BUCKS LAY EVERYBODY OUT BEFORE GOING AFTER KEITH LEE. ENTRANT 40: DONOVAN DIJAK!. He helps out Keith Lee as they lay out the Bucks with a double Spirit Bomb!. ENTRANT 41: SHANE MCMAHON!. WHAT THE HELL!. He runs down to the ring and climbs the top rope...BAAAAM NORTH TO SOUTH COAST TO BROCK IN THE CORNER THEN DOES THE SAME TO CENA!. ENTRANT 42: DOUGLAS O’SHEA!. Not the biggest name but a good number. WAIT A MINUTE LOOK AT THIS. BUCKS/DON AND LEE TRYING TO ELIMINATE EACH OTHER. FROM BEHIND...WAAAAH WALTER THROWS ALL FOUR MEN OVER AND OUT!. A QUADRUPLE ELIMINATION HOLY SHIT!. Bucks/Lee/Don all fight to the back and I don’t think or doubt this one is over between them. CLAUDIO NAILS THE UFO TO BROCK BEFORE THE BIG SWING FOR A MINUTE!.

ENTRANT 43: MICK FOLEY!. Big pop here!. Could you imagine if he wins this!. He goes under the ring looking for Stevens and pulls him out!. MJF is not happy with this!. Foley starts beating Stevens up. DOUBLE UNDER HOOK DDT ON THE FLOOR!. ENTRANT 44: SHANE MERCER!. He lays out some people with his fallaway moonsault slam before ENTRANT 45: MIL MUERTES!. Business has just picked up. Douglas looks for a dive off the top rope but Mil just catches him in mid air and throws him over and out eliminating him before a stand off with Brock!. Back and forth by these two big men wow but it gets stopped by the other guys. Foley enters the ring finally. HOOK looking for an elimination on AJ BUT WAIT WHAT IS THIS...TAZ FROM BEHIND TRIES TO ELIMINATE HIS SON WHAT THE HELL!. HOOK manages to hold on and reverses it eliminating his father TAZ!. Wow a shocking moment this is!. HOOK can’t believe it but it was a good test for him I guess. Taz leaves but not before apologising and cheering HOOK on!. ENTRANT 46: JAKE PAUL!!!. What the fuck!. Another shocker here. Jake is here!. Making his debut. He gets booed but he doesn’t give a shit. He slowly enters the ring and starts shooting on people!. He looks pretty good!. He goes face to face with Shane McMahon’s pathetic punches and BAAAM KNOCKS SHANE OUT!. Jake throws Shane over and out. Never thought I’d ever say that. Shane McMahon has been eliminated by Jake Paul!.

ENTRANT 47: PAT MACAFEE!. Another shocker here. He comes down to the ring nailing a springboard to Jake!. LASHLEY LOOKS FOR A DOUBLE SPEAR TO WARDLOW AND MERCER BUT THEY REVERSE IT AND ELIMINATE HIM. WOW BIG ELIMINATION FOR THEM!. ENTRANT 48: LOGAN PAUL!. Of course it is!. Can’t have one without the other. Paul brothers then beat down Brock but he lays them out with a double F-5...bad idea. Pat sits HOOK on the top rope looking for a springboard to the top wow incredible...SUPERPLEX OFF THE TOP BUT HOOK LANDS ON HIS FEET. HOLY SHIT. BRON THEN NAILS A JUMPING LEAPING RANA FROM THE TOP ROPE ON PAT AS HOOK CATCHES HIM INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION BEFORE THROWING HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE AND OUT!. Haha what a double team move and you never know maybe in the future that’s a tag team and a singles match. THE PAUL’S ATTACK HOOK AND REX TOGETHER GETTING BOOS. WAIT FROM BEHIND JAKE PAUL GRABS HIS BROTHER AND THROWS HIM OUT HAHA WHAT THE HELL!. Jake just screwed his brother over and eliminated him!. Jake shrugs but Logan is not happy!. Another good thing about all these entrants is that they are new and upcoming people instead of old or washed up people taking spots. ENTRANT 49: MATT CARDONA!. Are you kidding me!. Fans are not happy about this. MJF cheering him on. Cardona goes right after Foley but he fights back with Mr Socko but wait what is this!. CORNETTE, CHARLOTTE, CHELSEA JUST HIT THE RING. THEY’RE NOT ENTRANTS WHAT THE FUCK. THEY ARE ALL ATTACKING FOLEY THIS IS BULLSHIT. MJF laughing his ass off here. THEY TRY TO ELIMINATE HIM BUT FROM BEHIND WALTER WITH A BIG BOOT. HAHA FANS CHEERING WALTER ON NOW. He’s a bad guy but just for this moment he’s seemingly helping Foley and a good guy. HE THROWS GREEN OVER THE TOP AND OUT AS CHARLOTTE TRIES TO SLAP WALTER. IS SHE CRAZY. BAAAM CHOP TO CHARLOTTE. MAY HAVE JUST KILLED HER HAHA. WALTER JUST PICKS UP CHARLOTTE WITH ONE ARM AND THROWS HER OUT. BAAAM FROM BEHIND CORNETTE WITH A RACKET BUT IT BENDS ACROSS HIS BACK. WALTER JUST TURNS AROUND AND SMILES. HE BREAKS THE RACKET IN HALF SO CORNETTE THROWS HIMSELF OVER THE TOP HAHA. They won’t count as eliminations but they might as well!. LOW BLOW FROM BEHIND BY CARDONA. ANOTHER ONE. TAKING WALTER DOWN. MJF IS LOVING THIS. WAIT. FOLEY WITH A MR SOCKO TO MATT CARDONA. HE THROWS HIM OVER. HAHA FOLEY JUST ELIMINATED CARDONA YES YES YES!.

WAIT A MINUTE. FROM BEHIND. THAT’S STEVENS. HE’S BACK UP AND ENTERING THE RING FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME. HE CHARGES FOLEY FROM BEHIND...NO NO NO...DAMN IT FUCK. STEVENS ELIMINATES FOLEY!!!. STEVENS IS CELEBRATING BUT FROM BEHIND WARDLOW AND MERCER ELIMINATE STEVENS HAHAHAHA. THAT MIGHT BE RECORD TIME...WAIT THERE’S MORE. WALTER PICKS UP, PUSHES AND THROWS OVER MERCER AND WARDLOW AT THE SAME TIME. HOLY FUCK WHAT JUST HAPPENED. Let’s recap, CARDONA, THEN FOLEY, THEN SANDOW, THEN MERCER AND WARDLOW ALL ELIMINATED IN SECONDS!. MJF is pissed. What a run by WARDLOW and Mercer though!...3...2..1...HERE WE GO NUMBER 50...WHO IS IT GONNA BE...GOLDBERG!!!. HE’S HERE!. He comes running down to the ring...SPEAR TO CARDONA AND CORNETTE HAHAHA. SPEAR TO STEVENS!. Goldberg jumps over the top rope. Jake Paul gets in his way and says bring it on!. SPEAR TO JAKE PAUL ARE YOU CRAZY KID!. GOLDBERG ELIMINATES JAKE PAUL!. SPEAR TO HOOK, BRON AND SHAWN. Oh my...BROCK AND GOLDBERG EYE TO EYE...SPEAR...NO...F-5...NO...GOLDBERG REVERSES WITH A JACKHAMMER. WAIT A MINUTE...FROM BEHIND...AA BY CENA TO GOLDBERG BUT HE JUMPS RIGHT BACK UP. SPEAR TO CENA!!!. GOLDBERG THROWS OVER AND ELIMINATES CENA HOLY SHIT!. Ladies and gentlemen. We are down to our final 10 men in this match!.

SPEAR TO WALTER BUT HE REVERSES WITH A POWERBOMB. GOLDBERG GETS BACK UP...SPEAR TO WAL..NO SWEET CHIN MUSIC BY SHAWN. FOREARM FROM AJ. UPPERCUT FROM CLAUDIO. THEY’RE WORKING TOGETHER. BROCK WITH AN F-5. BAAAM A FROGSPLASH BY TANAHASHI FROM THE TOP ROPE. GOLDBERG STILL MANAGES TO STAND UP...BIG BOOT FROM WALTER SENDS GOLDBERG OVER AND OUT. HOLY FUCK. WALTER ELIMINATES GOLDBERG AND WE ARE DOWN TO NINE!. One of these men will go to Grandslam!. What a match and ending but we’re still not done. All nine men are down but slowly get up. Tanahashi and Shawn still going at it in one corner. Brock and Mil in another. WAIT AT THE SAME TIME ON BOTH SIDES OF THE RING...BAAAAM SWEET CHIN MUSIC TO TANAHASHI. F-5 TO MIL. SHAWN PICKS TANAHASHI UP. BROCK PICKS MIL UP...WAAAAAH SHAWN THROWS OVER TANAHASHI AS BROCK THROWS OVER MIL ELIMINATING HIM AT THE SAME TIME. TANAHASHI AND MIL HAVE BEEN ELIMINAT...WAIT AJ JUST THROWS OVER HBK WHILE CLAUDIO THROWS OVER BROCK!!!. HOLY FUCK!. BROCK AND SHAWN HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED. WHAT JUST HAPPENED!!!. Mil, Tanahashi, Brock and Shawn are out!. Fans can’t believe it. This might be the greatest Slobberknocker match of all time and better than the last one!. Tanahashi and Mil looked great which is a good sign and promotion for Grandslam MEX/JAP. WE ARE DOWN TO OUR FINAL FIVE MEN. Bron and HOOK the young guys are in one corner. AJ and Cesaro the veterans in another. This is awesome. UH OH....UUUH OH...BUT DON’T YOU FORGET ABOUT WALTER WHO STANDS IN THE MIDDLE. ALL FOUR MEN ATTACK HIM. SMART IDEA. THEY TRY TO BEAT HIM DOWN BUT HE COMES BACK WITH CHOPS.

IT’S NOT ENOUGH. THEY BEAT HIM DOWN. Fans are actually booing. They’ve grown to love WALTER throughout this one. THEY ALL PICK UP WALTER AND THROW HIM OVER. HOLY FUCK. WALTER HAS BEEN ELIMINATED. WAIT...HE HOLDS ON BUT THEY DO NOT KNOW THIS. WALTER COMES BACK IN AND CHARGES CLAUDIO AND AJ...LARIAT OVER THE TOP ROPE. AJ AND CLAUDIO ARE OUT...NO...CLAUDIO HOLDS ON, MANAGES TO SLIDE THROUGH WALTER’S LEGS...CHARGES THE ROPE AND LARIATS HOOK AND REX OVER THE TOP ROPE AND OUT!!!. HOLY FUCK. WALTER ELIMINATED AJ. CLAUDIO ELIMINATES REX AND HOOK!. WALTER HAS NO IDEA CLAUDIO WENT THROUGH HIS LEGS AND IS STILL IN THIS. WALTER THINK’S HE’S WON...CLAUDIO THROWS OVER WALTER...HOLY SHIT...WAIT...CLAUDIO HAS WON...NO...WALTER HOLDS ON. WALTER CHARGES CLAUDIO FROM BEHIND AND SENDS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE...CLAUDIO IS OUT!!!...NO....CLAUDIO HOLDS ON WHAT THE FUCK. CLAUDIO CHARGES BACK IN THE RING AND GOES FACE TO FACE WITH WALTER. THIS IS IT. HERE WE FUCKING GO. OUR FINAL TWO MEN. The two men that we don’t think have a match at Grandslam yet!. Perfect unpredictable ending!. Who’s gonna win this!.

Give it up for HOOK and Rex though wow what a statement they made. The final four. What a future they, we and EAM have. BAAAM CHOP, UPPERCUT, CHOP, UPPERCUT, CHOP, UPPER...ELBOW, ELBOW, FOREARM, FOREARM, HEADBUTT, HEADBUTT...HEADBUTT!!!. BOTH MEN ARE BUSTED WIDE OPEN. THIS IS AWESOME. THIS IS INSANE. TRIPLE C IS BACK BABY!. The old Claudio!. Maybe just Double C again or Quadruple C if you add CSRO. Back and forth left and rights. THEY BOTH FIRE UP. UFO BY CLAUDIO BUT WALTER CHOPS HIS BACK. CLAUDIO TRIPS HIM UP...BIG SWING. HOLY SHIT. BIG SWING TO WALTER. CLAUDIO PICKS HIM UP, THROWS HIM OVER ONTO THE OUTSIDE APRON...UPPERCUT...HE’S TEETERING...ANOTHER...HE’S ABOUT TO FALL. FANS ARE GOING CRAZY. WALTER WANTS HIS FIRST EVER GRANDSLAM MAIN EVENT. CLAUDIO WANTS ANOTHER!. CLAUDIO CHARGES...UPPERCU...WALTER REVERSES...SUPLEX ONTO THE OUTSIDE APRON. BACK AND FORTH. BIG BOOT FROM CLAUDIO KNOCKS HIM INTO THE RING THOUGH. WALTER CHARGES CLAUDIO WHO’S ON THE APRON...UPPERCUT AGAIN!!!. ANOTHER BIG BOOT ATTEMPT...CLAUDIO CATCHES HIS LEG AND UPPERCUTS HIS FUCKING LEG.....WAAAAAH ENQUIGIRI FROM WALTER. MAYBE THE FIRST EVER TIME HE’S DONE THAT. WHAT A WAR. WHAT A BATTLE. ANOTHER FIVE STAR POSSIBLE MATCH OF THE YEAR. CHOP FROM WALTER...WAAAAH SPRINGBOARD UPPERCUT FROM CLAUDIO. HE FIRES UP...HE’S LOOKING FOR IT....BAAAAM NEUTRALISER...HE’S NOT DONE.....WAAAAAH BAAAAM THE RECOLI BOMB. IT’S OVER. CLAUDIO PICKS UP WALTER...THROWS HIM OVER...WALTER TURNS IT AROUND AND THROWS OVER CLAUDIO...HE’S HOLDING ON!!!...HOW...WALTER CHARGES...BAAAAM HE FINALLY NAILS THE BIG BOOT...CLAUDIO FALLS OFF THE APRON TO THE OUTSIDE FLOOR MAT...IT’S OVER!!!. WALTER DID IT!. WALTER HAS FUCKING DONE IT. WHAT A MATCH. PLEASE LET US SEE THIS MATCH AGAIN IN THE FUTURE!. WALTER HAS REALISED HIS BOYHOOD DREAM!. WALTER IS GOING TO GRANDSLAM!. Absolutely incredible. Over 1hr and 30 minutes of action.

Claudio gets back in the ring and shakes hands with WALTER as they both embrace. We’ve never seen this WALTER before. Fans love it!. Claudio leaves the ring allowing WALTER to celebrate his victory. What a match and night!. WAIT A MINUTE...WHAT NOW...MJF IS HERE. STANDING BEHIND WALTER WHO HAS NO CLUE. HE’S COME DOWN FROM HIS SKYBOX. HE’S NOT HAPPY. MJF THROWS WALTER OVER THE TOP ROPE AND OUT!. THAT BASTARD!. It doesn’t matter though but the nerve of him!. MJF then stands on the top rope holding his title high...HAHA WALTER GETS RIGHT BACK IN THE RING...WALTER KNOCKS MJF OFF THE TURNBUCKLES AND OUT THE RING HAHA. Fans love it. MJF looks disgusted, quickly runs back into the ring and goes face to face with WALTER but he maybe got a bit too excited and cocky because WALTER grabs MJF’s title. Now he looks like he made a mistake and he’s scared. WAIT...STEVENS WITH A LOW BLOW...LETTING MJF RUN OFF WITH HIS TITLE. MJF runs up the entrance way as back in the ring WALTER blocked Stevens low blow and grabs his hand. WALTER LARIAT TAKES HIM DOWN!. WALTER is about to leave the ring but oooh look at this now. MJF’s stooges have blocked his way. Green, Cardona, Charlotte, Cornette outside the ring as MJF is at the top of the ramp way. MJF has created a wall between him and WALTER. A Jew and an Austrian are going to main event Grandslam!. WALTER looks around while fans boo but then he smirks and gets an idea...WHAT IS HE DOING...NO.....WAAAAH WALTER DIVES OVER THE TOP ROPE TAKING OUT ALL OF THEM!!!. WALTER JUST WIPED THEM OUT HAHA. WALTER quickly gets back in the ring as MJF actually drops his title on the entrance way in shock. He’s not smiling anymore is he hahaha!. WALTER dares MJF to come back to the ring but he doesn’t so I guess we’ll just have to wait until Grandslam as MJF also shouts Grandslam out. That’s your fucking Grandslam main event baby and it doesn’t get any better or sweeter than that. Of course that’s the main event!. It was always gonna be!. It was inevitable. WALTER stares down MJF who stares right back as we finally fade to black.

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A Supershow, Live from Madison Square Garden, New York


Show opens with a video package, replying the biggest higlights from EAM's 6th ever Slobberknocker PPV. So much action went down, so it's almost impossible to know where to start to be honest. Brian and Nigel are raving abour what went down, and can almost not collect themselves. We now know what will be the main event of Grandslam 17. And what a match that should be! We then get the information that EAM's upcoming PPV, will be the 4th PPV under the CrissCross Collision banner, but not only that. It will be the first time ever that EAM Promotions visits The Sultanate of Brunei! Two big matches are already comfirmed for the event, and Brian and Nigel tells us that Triple C will face off against Brock Lesnar for the first time ever. A match that surely has some big potential to stea the show. But that's also true for the second match already comfirmed for the show, as Angelico will face off against Timothy Thatcher! The Sultan of Brunei asked for a wrestling clinic to be on the show, that might just be that match to be honest. Thatcher is a deeply under-appreciated worker and a great rassler' and Angelico has been around for a long time. He's experienced, and has done really good for himself lately. It's sure gonna be a interesting contest. And for Triple C Vs Brock? Well, that's a dream match many wrestling fans probably didn't ever think they would see. It's gonna be very interesting indeed, to see if this is just another five minute match for Brock, where he dominates, or if Triple C actually will be able to work around that, and actually manage to go a longer match with Brock. It's exciting for sure! And talking about exciting, so much happened in Seattle that if we where to sit here and talk about it, it would easily take all night, so instead of Brian and Nigel doing that, why not kick off the show, and let the aftermath settle itself as we usually do around here, i the ring! Take it away Melissa! But then, music cranks the arena speakers.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDCKYAVMeAU .

Out on the stage, to a big pop from the audience, comes none other than EAM Promotions owner and founder, Emil Alexander Melby. He's dressed in black converse shoes, brown corduroy pants and a vintage " Have a nice day " Mick Foley t-shirt. He makes his way down the ramp and into the ring, where he gestures for a microphone. He's in a pretty good mood. He gestures for everyone in the arena to calm down then, before asking " Aren't you entertained? " He then talks about the Seattle Slobberknocker, and how that match just might be the greatest and most entertaining slobberknocker in EAM history to date. And now we even know the match that will main event Grandslam 17. Another big pop from the audience, as there surely are some WALTER fans in the crowd. Emil then talks about how awesome he thinks this WALTER is, and that he's very honored to have such a young man promoting his company, unlike other people (refering to MJF and tEAM) And speaking of the devil.... music once again crank the arena speakers, cutting the chairman off... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hToyXQ0fB0w . Huge boooos from the audience, as The EAM World Heavywight Champion walks out on the stage together with his entourage. The EAM Championship belt draped over his right shoulder. It's almost like Emil A. expected this, as he's waiting patiently for MJF and his goons to get down to the ring where he is. He actually does some mocking gestures while waiting. Like looking at his watch (even tough everyone knows Emil A. never ever has carried a watch) he also look up at the Grandslam 17 logo up in the rafters. Even yawning a couple of times. MJF and the others eventually makes it into the ring, with the fans still booing loudly. Emil gestures for them to calm down. He hates MJF as much as they do, but this will take even longer if they've gotta wait to hear what The Bozo is gonna say. MJF goes on and on, putting down the chairman right to his face, keeping on the same track as he's been doing for the last months, about not appreciating him or the others for that matter, and how EAM is no better than the companies they used to mock, or still do for that matter. Charlotte then takes over from there, asking how many women they have sacrificed over the last years to Mickie to look like a godess?! Stevens takes over then, and the mocking continues and continues, then with Cornette, and back to MJF eventually, who mocks Emil A. even more, suddenly speaking like adults does to babies. He then turns to his entourage, telling them that he thinks they hurt Emil A.s feelings... As all this goes on Emil A. is still cold as ice. Not taking in any og the mockery at all. It's admirable no doubt. After a while, it seems like MJF and the other have said everything they want to say, and MJF asks Emil if the cat got his tongue or something. Shouldn't the chairman of the " greatest " wrestling company in the world say something? Stand up for himself? Silence....Then Emil A. looks at MJF, and in a very calm voice, he informs MJF that he don't fall for his tricks. Last time he checked, it was his name on the CEO's door, not MJF's. And if any of the members of tEAM thinks that their behaviour wont be punished, they got another thing coming. But as always, Emil A. will be fair with them. He's not going to be doing the punishment, but he will make sure to be ringside when it happens. He's pretty sure MJF's got his own death warrant signed for Grandslam. MJF try to protest, saying he didn't sign anything. But Emil cut's him off, saying " on the contrary " telling MJF, that everyone who signed a contract with EAM Promotions, besides maybe MJF, knows that the contract clearly states, that whoever holds The EAM World Heavyweight Strap at the time of Grandslam, will have to defend it. And that includes you, Maxwell! When it comes to the others, Stevens will be defending his Pride Championship at the upcoming PPV in Brunei, against Mick Foley! And before anyone objects about me being partial when it comes to the booking, Mick asked for this match personally, and Emil A. is not the one to turn down a EAM Hall of Famer when he comes with such a request. And Stevens will be all alone, as neither of you others are going. Oh yeah....Emil A. almost forgot. Mick had another request as well. He wanted the match to be contested under Extreme Rules! He then turns his attention to Charlotte, and tells her that if she's got any problems with his wife, she can take it with her herself, as Mickie is quite capable of standing up for herself without him backing her up. But, if Charlotte really wants to know, she will probably get her assed handed to her by other girls, before she even gets a chance at Mickie. He then thanx everyone for their precious time, throws away the microphone and leaves the ring. Offcourse from major objections from everyone in tEAM, but the chairman does not care. He just walks up the rampway towards the stage and the Gorilla position, without ever looking back... We cut to this shows vignette....

As we get back, Keith Lee and Donovan Dijakovic are already in the ring, making themselves ready for the upcoming tag team match, as music cranks the speakers and their opponents walks out on the stage. These two teams have some history for sure. As we all know, Young bucks was one of the few teams that Lee and Dijakovic got to defeat during their very short tag team title reign. (Nigel informs the fans that these two teams faced each other during the " Jewel In The Crown PPV, where Lee and Dijakovic won. Then again at the last " Saturday Night Showcase " show, where Bucks was the winning team. So tonight is actually their rubber match)

Tag Team Matchup
Keith Lee & Donovan Dijakovic Vs The Young Bucks

After the match, music cranks the speakers and The Pride Tag Team Champions; Heavy Machinery walks out on the stage. We then get a segment where they are talking about their " Bucket List " and they do reveal which team are next on their by now " infamous list " They then challenge Young Bucks (who's still in the ring) to a match, putting their Pride Tag Team Titles on the line at the upcoming Brawl In Brunei PPV!

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We get a Backstage segment next with The Steiners, where Rex Steiner hooks up with his dad and uncle backstage, who's still friends, despite having to fight each other in Seattle. Scott is actually pretty proud of Rick. Rex tells his father that he's got some news. He just got informed that they will be working a tag team match at the upcoming PPV, in Brunei! Scott and Rick looks at each other, a bit puzzled, then Rick asks when this happened? Rex explains that he just bumped into the chairman backstage, and he was in such a good mood. Rex told him that he welcomed him to EAM, etc. then he asked what we thought about working a match at the upcoming PPV. Rick sighes, and understand that Rex already said yes, before consulting him. But it's ok, he can easily see that the kid is excited. He then asks Rex who they are gonna face. Rex makes a big grin before saying.... " The Mysterios " We then cut back to the ring....

We go back to the ring where we are about to get a segment with Maculay Culkin, David Arquette & Bruce Campbell. They are talking about how it was to compete in the slobberknocker match, when they get brutally interrupted by a pretty mad Nick Gage. The segment ends pretty abrupt as Gage goes berserk, endiong with Culkin, Arquette and Campbell escaping trough the fans before something bad is gonna happpen... We cut to commercials...

Singles Matchup
Aleah James Vs Skye Blue

We go backstage somewhere where we hook up with Alicia Atout, who are about to interview Danhausen. She asks him what went down in Seattle, as Orange Cassidy so brutally attacked him. Was there any reason for this? Danhausen says he's as puzzled and flabbergasted as Alicia, but maybe, just maybe......maybe he's still mad because Danhausen proved he's a better wrestler than him? You remember Supersplash? Danhausen won! Just like that! Hmmm... Danhausen didn't know this Cassidy fella was so evil....but Danhausen are much more evil..... Danhausen will put a cantrip on Cassidy, a curse if you will. Maybe that will teach him not do upset Danhausen?

Cross-Brand Tag Team Matchup (Non-Title)
Rey Fenix & Will Ospreay Vs Jeff Cobb & Will Hobbs

We go backstage where we hook up with The Pride General Manager William Regal, who for some reason are cleaning out his office when someone knocks on his door. Regal sounds a bit irritated as he answers and one of the EAM backstage crew guys pops his head trough the door. He informs Regal that he did not want to disturb him, but it seemed like a message that should be delivered as fast as possible. Regal asks what message, and the guy unrolls a piece of crunched paper from his backpocket, reads then tell Regal that someone has towed away his card from the EAM parking lot. Regal throws away the papers he's currently holding in his hands, scattering them all over. " AGAIN?! " He runs out of the office in high speed. We cut back to the arena....

2-On-1 Handicap Matchup
Shane Mercer & Wardlow Vs Bobby Lashley

As we get back from commercials we get a strange video next, showing two pairs of legs walking trough a shamrock meadow. Suddenly they stop up, then a hand reaches down and picks up one single shamrock, with 4 leaves. We then see a date on the screen. Indicating something happening, seemingly one month from now... We cut back to the arena for our main event of the evening. Which is a re-match from " Jewel In The Crown "

Singles Matchup
Goldberg Vs John Cena

After the match, Goldberg cut's a promo, putting down WALTER, saying that he might have won The Slobberknocker Match, and are facing MJF for that EAM title at Grandslam. But that will be with one less belt to his waist, as Goldberg challenges WALTER to a match for The BMF Championship at the upcoming PPV. No interference, no shenanigans. Just Goldberg and WALTER, face to face!

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A Supershow, Live from Madison Square Garden, New York


Show opens with a video package, replying the biggest higlights from EAM's 6th ever Slobberknocker PPV. So much action went down, so it's almost impossible to know where to start to be honest. Brian and Nigel are raving abour what went down, and can almost not collect themselves. We now know what will be the main event of Grandslam 17. And what a match that should be! We then get the information that EAM's upcoming PPV, will be the 4th PPV under the CrissCross Collision banner, but not only that. It will be the first time ever that EAM Promotions visits The Sultanate of Brunei! Two big matches are already comfirmed for the event, and Brian and Nigel tells us that Triple C will face off against Brock Lesnar for the first time ever. A match that surely has some big potential to stea the show. But that's also true for the second match already comfirmed for the show, as Angelico will face off against Timothy Thatcher! The Sultan of Brunei asked for a wrestling clinic to be on the show, that might just be that match to be honest. Thatcher is a deeply under-appreciated worker and a great rassler' and Angelico has been around for a long time. He's experienced, and has done really good for himself lately. It's sure gonna be a interesting contest. And for Triple C Vs Brock? Well, that's a dream match many wrestling fans probably didn't ever think they would see. It's gonna be very interesting indeed, to see if this is just another five minute match for Brock, where he dominates, or if Triple C actually will be able to work around that, and actually manage to go a longer match with Brock. It's exciting for sure! And talking about exciting, so much happened in Seattle that if we where to sit here and talk about it, it would easily take all night, so instead of Brian and Nigel doing that, why not kick off the show, and let the aftermath settle itself as we usually do around here, i the ring! Take it away Melissa! But then, music cranks the arena speakers.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDCKYAVMeAU .

Out on the stage, to a big pop from the audience, comes none other than EAM Promotions owner and founder, Emil Alexander Melby. He's dressed in black converse shoes, brown corduroy pants and a vintage " Have a nice day " Mick Foley t-shirt. He makes his way down the ramp and into the ring, where he gestures for a microphone. He's in a pretty good mood. He gestures for everyone in the arena to calm down then, before asking " Aren't you entertained? " He then talks about the Seattle Slobberknocker, and how that match just might be the greatest and most entertaining slobberknocker in EAM history to date. And now we even know the match that will main event Grandslam 17. Another big pop from the audience, as there surely are some WALTER fans in the crowd. Emil then talks about how awesome he thinks this WALTER is, and that he's very honored to have such a young man promoting his company, unlike other people (refering to MJF and tEAM) And speaking of the devil.... music once again crank the arena speakers, cutting the chairman off... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hToyXQ0fB0w . Huge boooos from the audience, as The EAM World Heavywight Champion walks out on the stage together with his entourage. The EAM Championship belt draped over his right shoulder. It's almost like Emil A. expected this, as he's waiting patiently for MJF and his goons to get down to the ring where he is. He actually does some mocking gestures while waiting. Like looking at his watch (even tough everyone knows Emil A. never ever has carried a watch) he also look up at the Grandslam 17 logo up in the rafters. Even yawning a couple of times. MJF and the others eventually makes it into the ring, with the fans still booing loudly. Emil gestures for them to calm down. He hates MJF as much as they do, but this will take even longer if they've gotta wait to hear what The Bozo is gonna say. MJF goes on and on, putting down the chairman right to his face, keeping on the same track as he's been doing for the last months, about not appreciating him or the others for that matter, and how EAM is no better than the companies they used to mock, or still do for that matter. Charlotte then takes over from there, asking how many women they have sacrificed over the last years to Mickie to look like a godess?! Stevens takes over then, and the mocking continues and continues, then with Cornette, and back to MJF eventually, who mocks Emil A. even more, suddenly speaking like adults does to babies. He then turns to his entourage, telling them that he thinks they hurt Emil A.s feelings... As all this goes on Emil A. is still cold as ice. Not taking in any og the mockery at all. It's admirable no doubt. After a while, it seems like MJF and the other have said everything they want to say, and MJF asks Emil if the cat got his tongue or something. Shouldn't the chairman of the " greatest " wrestling company in the world say something? Stand up for himself? Silence....Then Emil A. looks at MJF, and in a very calm voice, he informs MJF that he don't fall for his tricks. Last time he checked, it was his name on the CEO's door, not MJF's. And if any of the members of tEAM thinks that their behaviour wont be punished, they got another thing coming. But as always, Emil A. will be fair with them. He's not going to be doing the punishment, but he will make sure to be ringside when it happens. He's pretty sure MJF's got his own death warrant signed for Grandslam. MJF try to protest, saying he didn't sign anything. But Emil cut's him off, saying " on the contrary " telling MJF, that everyone who signed a contract with EAM Promotions, besides maybe MJF, knows that the contract clearly states, that whoever holds The EAM World Heavyweight Strap at the time of Grandslam, will have to defend it. And that includes you, Maxwell! When it comes to the others, Stevens will be defending his Pride Championship at the upcoming PPV in Brunei, against Mick Foley! And before anyone objects about me being partial when it comes to the booking, Mick asked for this match personally, and Emil A. is not the one to turn down a EAM Hall of Famer when he comes with such a request. And Stevens will be all alone, as neither of you others are going. Oh yeah....Emil A. almost forgot. Mick had another request as well. He wanted the match to be contested under Extreme Rules! He then turns his attention to Charlotte, and tells her that if she's got any problems with his wife, she can take it with her herself, as Mickie is quite capable of standing up for herself without him backing her up. But, if Charlotte really wants to know, she will probably get her assed handed to her by other girls, before she even gets a chance at Mickie. He then thanx everyone for their precious time, throws away the microphone and leaves the ring. Offcourse from major objections from everyone in tEAM, but the chairman does not care. He just walks up the rampway towards the stage and the Gorilla position, without ever looking back... We cut to this shows vignette....

As we get back, Keith Lee and Donovan Dijakovic are already in the ring, making themselves ready for the upcoming tag team match, as music cranks the speakers and their opponents walks out on the stage. These two teams have some history for sure. As we all know, Young bucks was one of the few teams that Lee and Dijakovic got to defeat during their very short tag team title reign. (Nigel informs the fans that these two teams faced each other during the " Jewel In The Crown PPV, where Lee and Dijakovic won. Then again at the last " Saturday Night Showcase " show, where Bucks was the winning team. So tonight is actually their rubber match)


What an opening. Might be the longest in history!. Lot going on and more Emil/MJF feuding. I could see Emil as special guest referee in the main event. Would increase the pressure. Maybe even tease a heel turn by Emil and join MJF. Originally thought about MJF vs Emil last year to main event this Grandslam. Charlotte vs Mickie needs to happen maybe at FFG though so we have a big match for that show and regardless of who wins or loses at Grandslam. Stevens vs Foley makes sense but seems bizarre. Thought Mercer/Wardlow were contenders for that title. More matches confirmed for the next PPV’s also look good. Rubber match up next. Good build for Grandslam main event.

Tag Team Matchup
Keith Lee & Donovan Dijakovic Vs The Young Bucks

Awesome curtain jerker here. Back and forth action. Signature, finishing moves. Double teaming spots. Spirit Bomb, BBC and a tower of doom superplexbomb. Superkick party also but at the end of the match it is a Meltzer Driver but not for the win though because Bucks are looking for a new move!?. BAAAM RUSSO RIDE!. Haha they have a new move…cover…1…2…3…done!. Bucks get the win and it was like a doomsday device springboard superkick move!.

After the match, music cranks the speakers and The Pride Tag Team Champions; Heavy Machinery walks out on the stage. We then get a segment where they are talking about their " Bucket List " and they do reveal which team are next on their by now " infamous list " They then challenge Young Bucks (who's still in the ring) to a match, putting their Pride Tag Team Titles on the line at the upcoming Brawl In Brunei PPV!

Should be awesome. Could be Heavy’s last night as champs.

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We get a Backstage segment next with The Steiners, where Rex Steiner hooks up with his dad and uncle backstage, who's still friends, despite having to fight each other in Seattle. Scott is actually pretty proud of Rick. Rex tells his father that he's got some news. He just got informed that they will be working a tag team match at the upcoming PPV, in Brunei! Scott and Rick looks at each other, a bit puzzled, then Rick asks when this happened? Rex explains that he just bumped into the chairman backstage, and he was in such a good mood. Rex told him that he welcomed him to EAM, etc. then he asked what we thought about working a match at the upcoming PPV. Rick sighes, and understand that Rex already said yes, before consulting him. But it's ok, he can easily see that the kid is excited. He then asks Rex who they are gonna face. Rex makes a big grin before saying.... " The Mysterios " We then cut back to the ring....

Should be good. New vs old gen. Scott might not be that happy though.

We go back to the ring where we are about to get a segment with Maculay Culkin, David Arquette & Bruce Campbell. They are talking about how it was to compete in the slobberknocker match, when they get brutally interrupted by a pretty mad Nick Gage. The segment ends pretty abrupt as Gage goes berserk, endiong with Culkin, Arquette and Campbell escaping trough the fans before something bad is gonna happpen... We cut to commercials...

Pretty funny segment actually and a perfect representation of Nick. Would be funny a hardcore turmoil gauntlet or something where Gage fights them all but don’t forget that Bruce is a former hardcore champion and Arquette world champion!.

Singles Matchup
Aleah James Vs Skye Blue

Pretty short but sweet match. Both girls look good but at the end of the match Aleah gets the win. Skye gets some moves in but just not enough. Aleah uses Melina’s moves. To add insult to injury.

We go backstage somewhere where we hook up with Alicia Atout, who are about to interview Danhausen. She asks him what went down in Seattle, as Orange Cassidy so brutally attacked him. Was there any reason for this? Danhausen says he's as puzzled and flabbergasted as Alicia, but maybe, just maybe......maybe he's still mad because Danhausen proved he's a better wrestler than him? You remember Supersplash? Danhausen won! Just like that! Hmmm... Danhausen didn't know this Cassidy fella was so evil....but Danhausen are much more evil..... Danhausen will put a cantrip on Cassidy, a curse if you will. Maybe that will teach him not do upset Danhausen?

Looks like another match. Possibly a stipulation.

Cross-Brand Tag Team Matchup (Non-Title)
Rey Fenix & Will Ospreay Vs Jeff Cobb & Will Hobbs

Another solid match here from both teams with a lot of highflying action and double-team moves Jeff and Will look really good and almost get the win but at the end of the match it is the champions that get the pinfall. They’re definitely future tag champions though. They just need to keep going. Tour of the Islands, F-5000, Essex Destroyer and a tombsault throughout this one. Wonder what a Brock vs Hobbs or Cobb match would look like.

We go backstage where we hook up with The Pride General Manager William Regal, who for some reason are cleaning out his office when someone knocks on his door. Regal sounds a bit irritated as he answers and one of the EAM backstage crew guys pops his head trough the door. He informs Regal that he did not want to disturb him, but it seemed like a message that should be delivered as fast as possible. Regal asks what message, and the guy unrolls a piece of crunched paper from his backpocket, reads then tell Regal that someone has towed away his car from the EAM parking lot. Regal throws away the papers he's currently holding in his hands, scattering them all over. " AGAIN?! " He runs out of the office in high speed. We cut back to the arena....

Hmm strange. No idea what’s going on here. Doing it again.

2-On-1 Handicap Matchup
Shane Mercer & Wardlow Vs Bobby Lashley

Very interesting match here not sure this has ever happened before. I guess it’s because of the slobber knocker this match is happening. Shane and Wardlow look really good and dominant. Bobby comes back with a rolling spear and a full Nelson…Wardlow and Mercer manage to break out of it!. Fallaway powerslam and a Wardlow’s World Bomb for a double pinfall on Lashley…1…2…3!!!. They get it!. Wow huge win here!.

As we get back from commercials we get a strange video next, showing two pairs of legs walking trough a shamrock meadow. Suddenly they stop up, then a hand reaches down and picks up one single shamrock, with 4 leaves. We then see a date on the screen. Indicating something happening, seemingly one month from now... We cut back to the arena for our main event of the evening. Which is a re-match from " Jewel In The Crown "

Ken Shamrock!?. Haha no idea.

Singles Matchup
Goldberg Vs John Cena

Pretty much what everyone expects in a match like this. PPV worthy. AA, SPEAR, FIVE KNUCKLE SHUFFLE, JACKHAMMER. BAAAAM SPEAR AGAIN…1…2…3 DONE!. Goldberg gets the win!.

After the match, Goldberg cut's a promo, putting down WALTER, saying that he might have won The Slobberknocker Match, and are facing MJF for that EAM title at Grandslam. But that will be with one less belt to his waist, as Goldberg challenges WALTER to a match for The BMF Championship at the upcoming PPV. No interference, no shenanigans. Just Goldberg and WALTER, face to face!.

Eye to eye!. One on one!. Big match here. Not sure if it’s the main event though. Wonder if it’s gonna be a 5 minute squash or something else. Maybe MJF will interfere?. Might leverage him if he can help WALTER lose a title. WALTER really likes fighting Jews!.

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Episode #57 - Live from The Grand Ballroom/New York

Beth and Jillian welcomes us to the 57th episode of Spotlight, and they sure have a lot to talk about, with the stuff that went down in Seattle and whatnot. The womens division sure is simmering with heat right now, from all places at once it seems. Maybe not that strange, when you take into account that We are barely three months away from Grandslam 17, and everyone is going into this season with gusto. Because everyone wants to be a part of " The Big Dance " But, before we even get there, we've got two more PPV's this season, not to mention the traditional X-Mas show, which this year will be taking place inside " The Destiny USA " shopping mall in Syracuse, New York. They then turn their attention towards tonight show, explaining that we are going to get a title match tonight, as the new tag team champions will take on IIconics, in their second title defence. Beth and Jillian then explains that these two teams already have some history together, and that last time they met (Spotlight #54) Jax and Piper was victorious. Something that offcourse lead to their match against Bianca and Sasha, which lead to their winnings of the tag title straps. Talking about Bianca and Sasha, they are facing each other inn tonights main event, and the tension between the two former friends and tag team champions are getting higher by the week. It's strange how two so good friend, suddenly hate each other that much... And almost in perfect harmony with that statement, music cranks the arena speakers to cut Beth off... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ptz2quM8bmc . From major booo's by the crowd. Ronda does not give a shit. She walks out on the stage like she owned the place. Seemingly very confident. She makes her way down the ramp and into the ring where she gestures for a microphone, and offcourse there are no one in the ring crew who would deny her such a thing, so she gets one. She cut's a promo, telling everyone how they are being brainwashed. Brainwashed to think that Mickie James are the greatest womens wrestler ever. Hell! Even this company's owner thinks she is, and that's her bloody husband! Don't you understand? It's a tangled web! If you believe for one second that Emil A. built this house because he loved the business of professional wrestling, that he did it because he wanted to give wrestling fans the matches that no other company wanted or dared to do, you are more delusional than Brad Bitt in True Romance! How can Mickie even be concidered by anyone to be the greatest ever is beyond Ronda, because everything she got, she got handed to her! It's all a sham! A charade! You are being bamboozled! But there is a solution to the problem. A salvage for all of you. And it comes in the form of " Rowdy " Ronda Rousey! Because, in case you all forgot, Ronda takes everyone back, almost four years ago, at Grandslam 13. Ronda points to the titantron, which shows a clip from the ending of Mickie James Vs Ronda Rousey. It ends with Ronda breaking Mickie's arm, and taking The EAM Womens Championship in the process. Of all the women Mickie faced in her career, she never beat Ronda. She gets cut off then, as music once again cranks the arena speakers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dM_z5y3bUmA . Mickie walks out on the stage to a big pop from the crowd. And unlike many others, Mickie is wearing her title belt around her waist instead of draping it over one of her shoulders. She's dressed in cowgirl boots and daisy dukes, with a knotted up flannel shirt so we can see her bare belly. Her hair is put up in pigtails and she's wearing a cowgirl hat. She makes her way down the rampway with Ronda still in the ring, trying to mock Mickie over the microphone, but with the entrance music and the crowd almost drowning it out. Then, Mickie makes her way into the ring, and straight up to Ronda. They are standing in the middle of the ring, eying each other. None of them moves an inch. Just staring each other down, like a mental test of strength. But then Mickie talks. She takes Ronda on a short journey back, explaining to Ronda how womens wrestling looked like before Mickie stepped into the squared circle. How things changed and how Mickie and a few others formed what became womens wrestling today. And there is no way Mickie is gonna stand on the side-line, listening to Ronda put down everything they have built up. She also talks about friendship, and how Ronda has signed with a group of individuals who just like her, thought their names was bigger than the industry itself! But Mickie guess that really shows what kind of person Ronda really is. Ronda thinks she's bigger than the industry? Well, Mickie are the industry, BITCH! Mickie then unstraps her championship belt and dangles it in front of Ronda's face, in pure provocation. This finally make Ronda snap, and she launches after Mickie with her right hand, but Mickie dodges the blow. Mick kick from Mickie connects! Ronda is stunned. Mickie wastes no time. Thez Press by Mickie, and she unleashed some furious blows to Ronda's face before Ronda manage to rolls herself over, juxtapositioning everything. Ronda grabs a hold of Mickie's arm. No! No! No! This is how their match at Grandslam 13 ended! No Ronda! Don't do it! Beth and Jillian are up from their chair screaming at Ronda at this point. The fans are raving. Mickie struggles on, trying to snake her way out of Ronda's grip somehow, but Ronda has the uppper hand. No! Ronda! Please! Everything and everyone goes silent. It's like time has stopped for a couple of seconds. Then what everyone dreaded happens. Ronda snaps Mickie's arm! Mickie screams out in pain. Ronda does not losen the hold. Mickie tries with all the power left in her to get out of the hold. Broken arm an all. But to no use. Eventually security storms the ring and manage to get Ronda off Mickie, but the damage is already done. This even means Mickie might miss Grandslam. And all because of Ronda and her ego. Ronda gets escorted out by security while screaming at Mickie, who's still down on the canvas, being attended to by EMT's. Beth and Jillian has almost lost their ability to speak right now. They cannot believe what just happened, and neither can the fans in attendance. We cut to the Spotlight vignette...

As we get back, Beth and Jillian still has not regained their composure over what just happened. They tell us that they don't know much about Mickie's condition right now, but assure everyone that they will be telling us as fast as they get an update. In the meantime; Get well Mickie. Jillian even does a bit untasteful comparison to Over The Edge 1999. As, how do you continue on after something like that? But the show must go on, as they say. So Jamie, if you please?

Singles Matchup
Priscilla Kelly Vs Nikkita Lyons

Before our next match we get a sneak peak from a new show aviable on the EAM Network. Shaul Guerrero will be hosting a show named " Warrior Born " She will have guest, especially who's in some way made it past a big struggle in their life somehow. It will be a down to earth show, with people who has a story to tell, who might be of inspiration for others that might find themselves in the same spot. We are then informed that the first episode will focus on the career of Jimmy Rave. A guy who's had much to do with EAM Promotions in the past. The guests for the first episode will be members of Jimmy's family, close associates from different wrestling promotions, but especially from EAM, and offcourse fans... We cut back to the arena for our next matchup then, where Beth can add that during this years Slammies award, Jimmy Rave will posthumously recieve The Guerrero Award.

Singles Matchup
Allysin Kay Vs Alexa Bliss

As we get back from commercial break, Beth and Jillian informs us that they have recieved words about Mickie's condition. Her arm is broken, and it will take at least 9 weeks for her to be back in action. But it could take even up to 12-14 weeks. That means, that at this point, a match for Mickie at Grandslam 17 is in jeopardy. Music cranks the arena speakers then, as The EAM Womens Tag Team Champions; Samoan Scotch (Nia Jax & Piper Niven) walks out on the stage. They make their way down to the ring where they cut a short promo, telling Billie Peyton to get their skanky thin asses out to the ring so they can get this over with, take a shower and get the night off. Music cranks the arena speakers then, and from Major booo's from the audience, Billie and Peyton makes their way out on the stage. They both carry microphones, so in safe distance from getting hurt (for now) they do their usual shtick as they make their way slowly down the rampway. This ends with Jax and Piper losing their patience, leaving the ring and stopping IIconics outside. A short brawl occurs outside before Billie and Peyton are rolled onto the ring by Jax and Piper before quickly entering themselves and the ring bell rings...

EAM Womens Tag Team Championships Matchup
Samoan Scotch (Nia Jax & Piper Niven) (c) Vs IIconics (Billie Kay & Peyton Royce)

Before our main event is about to start, we get a teaser/trailer for the upcoming EAM Promotions movie; The Valet, starring Mila Kunis in the main role, where she acts as a valet for a professional wrestler played by David Arquette. It's a down to earth story, showing some of the dark sides of the business. EAM are proud to announce that the movie will hit cinema's on Grandslam Friday!

Singles Matchup (read below first)
Bianca Belair Vs Sasha Banks

- After using her ponytail as a whip, slapping Sasha's mid-section so hard that the whole arena easily could hear it, Sasha snaps on Bianca. The match is ruled a DQ victory for Bianca, after Sasha hangs on to her ponytail, draping it over the top rope and pulling. The referee starts the five count, but Sasha doesn't care, she just want to punish Bianca it seems. She laughs like a maniac as she skips around the ring, not caring at all when Jamie Keyes announce the official ruling of the match. Sasha slides back into the ring, trying for another attack, but Bianca counters. CRACK! Bianca once again uses her long ponytail as a whip. Sasha wiggles around in pain on the canvas, reaching for the place where Bianca's hair hit. Bianca takes her hair and wraps it around Sasha's neck, choking her. She then asks Sasha if she's jealous of her hair etc. She continue to choke Sasha out, not even losening her hold when the referee tries to separate them. I guess even the nicest girls can go mad sometimes eh? The show ends with Sasha passing out from the hold in the middle of the ring. It's almost like role re-versed somehow, because was very heelish behaviour from Bianca. It's like her anger towards Sasha makes us see a side of Bianca we haven't seen before.

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Episode #57 - Live from The Grand Ballroom/New York

Beth and Jillian welcomes us to the 57th episode of Spotlight, and they sure have a lot to talk about, with the stuff that went down in Seattle and whatnot. The womens division sure is simmering with heat right now, from all places at once it seems. Maybe not that strange, when you take into account that We are barely three months away from Grandslam 17, and everyone is going into this season with gusto. Because everyone wants to be a part of " The Big Dance " But, before we even get there, we've got two more PPV's this season, not to mention the traditional X-Mas show, which this year will be taking place inside " The Destiny USA " shopping mall in Syracuse, New York. They then turn their attention towards tonight show, explaining that we are going to get a title match tonight, as the new tag team champions will take on IIconics, in their second title defence. Beth and Jillian then explains that these two teams already have some history together, and that last time they met (Spotlight #54) Jax and Piper was victorious. Something that offcourse lead to their match against Bianca and Sasha, which lead to their winnings of the tag title straps. Talking about Bianca and Sasha, they are facing each other inn tonights main event, and the tension between the two former friends and tag team champions are getting higher by the week. It's strange how two so good friend, suddenly hate each other that much... And almost in perfect harmony with that statement, music cranks the arena speakers to cut Beth off... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ptz2quM8bmc . From major booo's by the crowd. Ronda does not give a shit. She walks out on the stage like she owned the place. Seemingly very confident. She makes her way down the ramp and into the ring where she gestures for a microphone, and offcourse there are no one in the ring crew who would deny her such a thing, so she gets one. She cut's a promo, telling everyone how they are being brainwashed. Brainwashed to think that Mickie James are the greatest womens wrestler ever. Hell! Even this company's owner thinks she is, and that's her bloody husband! Don't you understand? It's a tangled web! If you believe for one second that Emil A. built this house because he loved the business of professional wrestling, that he did it because he wanted to give wrestling fans the matches that no other company wanted or dared to do, you are more delusional than Brad Bitt in True Romance! How can Mickie even be concidered by anyone to be the greatest ever is beyond Ronda, because everything she got, she got handed to her! It's all a sham! A charade! You are being bamboozled! But there is a solution to the problem. A salvage for all of you. And it comes in the form of " Rowdy " Ronda Rousey! Because, in case you all forgot, Ronda takes everyone back, almost four years ago, at Grandslam 13. Ronda points to the titantron, which shows a clip from the ending of Mickie James Vs Ronda Rousey. It ends with Ronda breaking Mickie's arm, and taking The EAM Womens Championship in the process. Of all the women Mickie faced in her career, she never beat Ronda. She gets cut off then, as music once again cranks the arena speakers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dM_z5y3bUmA . Mickie walks out on the stage to a big pop from the crowd. And unlike many others, Mickie is wearing her title belt around her waist instead of draping it over one of her shoulders. She's dressed in cowgirl boots and daisy dukes, with a knotted up flannel shirt so we can see her bare belly. Her hair is put up in pigtails and she's wearing a cowgirl hat. She makes her way down the rampway with Ronda still in the ring, trying to mock Mickie over the microphone, but with the entrance music and the crowd almost drowning it out. Then, Mickie makes her way into the ring, and straight up to Ronda. They are standing in the middle of the ring, eying each other. None of them moves an inch. Just staring each other down, like a mental test of strength. But then Mickie talks. She takes Ronda on a short journey back, explaining to Ronda how womens wrestling looked like before Mickie stepped into the squared circle. How things changed and how Mickie and a few others formed what became womens wrestling today. And there is no way Mickie is gonna stand on the side-line, listening to Ronda put down everything they have built up. She also talks about friendship, and how Ronda has signed with a group of individuals who just like her, thought their names was bigger than the industry itself! But Mickie guess that really shows what kind of person Ronda really is. Ronda thinks she's bigger than the industry? Well, Mickie are the industry, BITCH! Mickie then unstraps her championship belt and dangles it in front of Ronda's face, in pure provocation. This finally make Ronda snap, and she launches after Mickie with her right hand, but Mickie dodges the blow. Mick kick from Mickie connects! Ronda is stunned. Mickie wastes no time. Thez Press by Mickie, and she unleashed some furious blows to Ronda's face before Ronda manage to rolls herself over, juxtapositioning everything. Ronda grabs a hold of Mickie's arm. No! No! No! This is how their match at Grandslam 13 ended! No Ronda! Don't do it! Beth and Jillian are up from their chair screaming at Ronda at this point. The fans are raving. Mickie struggles on, trying to snake her way out of Ronda's grip somehow, but Ronda has the uppper hand. No! Ronda! Please! Everything and everyone goes silent. It's like time has stopped for a couple of seconds. Then what everyone dreaded happens. Ronda snaps Mickie's arm! Mickie screams out in pain. Ronda does not losen the hold. Mickie tries with all the power left in her to get out of the hold. Broken arm an all. But to no use. Eventually security storms the ring and manage to get Ronda off Mickie, but the damage is already done. This even means Mickie might miss Grandslam. And all because of Ronda and her ego. Ronda gets escorted out by security while screaming at Mickie, who's still down on the canvas, being attended to by EMT's. Beth and Jillian has almost lost their ability to speak right now. They cannot believe what just happened, and neither can the fans in attendance. We cut to the Spotlight vignette...

As we get back, Beth and Jillian still has not regained their composure over what just happened. They tell us that they don't know much about Mickie's condition right now, but assure everyone that they will be telling us as fast as they get an update. In the meantime; Get well Mickie. Jillian even does a bit untasteful comparison to Over The Edge 1999. As, how do you continue on after something like that? But the show must go on, as they say. So Jamie, if you please?

Probably the best opening segment in Spotlight history wow very detailed. Juxtaposition nice word use and Brad Pitt reference. Shocking armbreak and call back to Grandslam but this is clever. Don’t see this much before a match. Could even write out Mickie Grandslam and see if she appears. Could also have Mickie say that Ronda was an MMA fighter first, lost then used wrestling etc. That she doesn’t care about wrestling or respect the business. Funny Over the Edge reference. I don’t think Mickie was shouting please stop?. Think it was the announcers because it make Mickie look weak if she did. Could have videos of her training etc, surgery even and making it harder for Mickie. Stacking the odds against her. Definitely has to be the main event of the first/part one Grandslam 17. Not need to have Emil as the special referee for this one though I don’t think. Unless Travis Browne gets involved or even the Four Horsewomen could appear and attack Mickie at her house or the hospital. An idea. Or even have Mickie attack Ronda at an MMA gym. Like Ronda is beating people up in the octagon cage and challenging them but in walks Mickie. Then have Ronda try to escape and/or destroy the gym. Have Mickie throw Ronda through the window or something then Ronda speeds off in a car haha. Actually random thought. Mickie attacked first so she kind of deserved it, you could say also.

Singles Matchup
Priscilla Kelly Vs Nikkita Lyons

Pretty one sided dominant match from Nikkita. She throws her around, military press and a back suplex. Nikkita needs to look good going into the Grandslam four way womens title match.

Before our next match we get a sneak peak from a new show aviable on the EAM Network. Shaul Guerrero will be hosting a show named " Warrior Born " She will have guest, especially who's in some way made it past a big struggle in their life somehow. It will be a down to earth show, with people who has a story to tell, who might be of inspiration for others that might find themselves in the same spot. We are then informed that the first episode will focus on the career of Jimmy Rave. A guy who's had much to do with EAM Promotions in the past. The guests for the first episode will be members of Jimmy's family, close associates from different wrestling promotions, but especially from EAM, and offcourse fans... We cut back to the arena for our next matchup then, where Beth can add that during this years Slammies award, Jimmy Rave will posthumously recieve The Guerrero Award.

Good building different shows etc, movies. Makes EAM feel bigger. Nice idea for Jimmy and perfect name for the new award and person getting it. Wonder if it’s actually going to be written or just mentioned.

Singles Matchup
Allysin Kay Vs Alexa Bliss

Bliss gets the win here. Kay with some moves and she does look good but just not enough for the victory. Alexa with the snapmere and a Twisted Bliss for the 3 count. Alexa also needs to look good going into the Grandslam four way.

As we get back from commercial break, Beth and Jillian informs us that they have recieved words about Mickie's condition. Her arm is broken, and it will take at least 9 weeks for her to be back in action. But it could take even up to 12-14 weeks. That means, that at this point, a match for Mickie at Grandslam 17 is in jeopardy. Music cranks the arena speakers then, as The EAM Womens Tag Team Champions; Samoan Scotch (Nia Jax & Piper Niven) walks out on the stage. They make their way down to the ring where they cut a short promo, telling Billie Peyton to get their skanky thin asses out to the ring so they can get this over with, take a shower and get the night off. Music cranks the arena speakers then, and from Major booo's from the audience, Billie and Peyton makes their way out on the stage. They both carry microphones, so in safe distance from getting hurt (for now) they do their usual shtick as they make their way slowly down the rampway. This ends with Jax and Piper losing their patience, leaving the ring and stopping IIconics outside. A short brawl occurs outside before Billie and Peyton are rolled onto the ring by Jax and Piper before quickly entering themselves and the ring bell rings...

EAM Womens Tag Team Championships Matchup
Samoan Scotch (Nia Jax & Piper Niven) (c) Vs IIconics (Billie Kay & Peyton Royce)

Scotch are not messing around tonight and destroy the Iconics in five minutes. Splashes, bearhugs and a double Banzai Drop/Rikishi Driver gets the win. Need to build up the dome 8 mixed tag title match remember somehow. Scotch are heels also though I believe so this would be heel vs heel but that doesn’t matter with Scotch.

Before our main event is about to start, we get a teaser/trailer for the upcoming EAM Promotions movie; The Valet, starring Mila Kunis in the main role, where she acts as a valet for a professional wrestler played by David Arquette. It's a down to earth story, showing some of the dark sides of the business. EAM are proud to announce that the movie will hit cinema's on Grandslam Friday!

Wonder if it will get a sequel. Or win any Oscars or Golden Raspberries.

Singles Matchup
Bianca Belair Vs Sasha Banks

After using her ponytail as a whip, slapping Sasha's mid-section so hard that the whole arena easily could hear it, Sasha snaps on Bianca. The match is ruled a DQ victory for Bianca, after Sasha hangs on to her ponytail, draping it over the top rope and pulling. The referee starts the five count, but Sasha doesn't care, she just want to punish Bianca it seems. She laughs like a maniac as she skips around the ring, not caring at all when Jamie Keyes announce the official ruling of the match. Sasha slides back into the ring, trying for another attack, but Bianca counters. CRACK! Bianca once again uses her long ponytail as a whip. Sasha wiggles around in pain on the canvas, reaching for the place where Bianca's hair hit. Bianca takes her hair and wraps it around Sasha's neck, choking her. She then asks Sasha if she's jealous of her hair etc. She continue to choke Sasha out, not even losening her hold when the referee tries to separate them. I guess even the nicest girls can go mad sometimes eh? The show ends with Sasha passing out from the hold in the middle of the ring. It's almost like role re-versed somehow, because was very heelish behaviour from Bianca. It's like her anger towards Sasha makes us see a side of Bianca we haven't seen before.

Good idea and ending. Not having the match tonight, too big for TV. Good build up though using the hair. Hair vs Hair should be interesting!. Good mix up but think it works better if Bianca’s a face and Sasha’s a heel because she turned.

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Live from Hammerstein Ballroom, New York/USA


BREAKING NEWS! As Jamboree is about to start, we get the news that this weeks Pride episode will mark the end of an era, as EAM Promotions has officially decided to " retire " the brand, at least for the time being. There is no word if another show will be replacing it, but at this point, it seems like EAM or going into a new TV schedule going into season 17, with Jamboree and Spotlight being the only main shows. We will give you more information about this situation when it comes up... We cut to the Jamboree vignette...

Brian and Nigel welcomes us to another epiosode of monday night Jamboree, and what about those news we just got huh? No more Pride? That's sure weird? Wonder what lies beyond such a decision? Brian and Nigel are sure we will know why soon. But until then, we have a weekly show to run, and so much going on right now, as we are getting closer and closer to the end of the year, and into Grandslam season. So Melissa, take it away!

Singles Matchup
Darby Allin Vs Kota Ibushi

We find ourselves in a enviroment who easily could have been taken straight from the scene of a world war two movie. In the center of focus are Triple Champion (Ornate Prime Champion, EAM Television Champion & BMF Champion); WALTER. He's standing with his back to the camera. With his hands resting on his back. He's dressed all in black. A long coat who slightly flitters in the wind. Long black boots, and a captains cap. He's supervising the scene in front of him, who contains of broken and battered buildings. Fire and smoke. A former battlefield. All over we can see carnage. From bullets and bombs. Barbed wire and pointy metal rods, scattered trough the landscape. WALTER starts to talk. He speaks in german. He speaks of the past. Of forlorn glories. Then he speaks about the future. And the fruits of your struggles. He also talks about punishment and rewards. It's cryptic, and it all adds to the eerie feeling we get from the surroundings. WALTER stops to speak then. For a short while it's dead silent. Almost as the sound went into mute-mode. WALTER turns around, with a grim expression on his face as he cracks his knuckles. But what he says next, and what closes this eerie promo, is not cryptic at all, and needs no translation or explanations..... " Goldberg! You're next! "

Singles Matchup
Shane Mercer Vs Wardlow

We cut to the backstage area next, where AJ and Triple C bumps into none other than the chairman backstage, and he tells them he's mighty surprised by AJ and Triple C as of late. It seems like the allstars are named just that for a reason eh? Speaking of, both are scheduled to wrestle at the upcoming PPV in Brunei. Because, offcourse... Emil A. would not host such a show without two of his greatest stars. He's really looking forward to Triple C Vs Brock Lesnar. It should be a stiff and unique contes, no doubt. May the best man win. When it comes to Styles, Emil A. has got a very special opponent in mind. It's someone Styles knows very well. And how could Emil A. turn down a possibility to book such a match for a PPV? After all, the Sultan of Brunei personally asked for it. Styles becomes curious at this point, wondering who's he's scheduled to face. Emil A. has a big smile on his face when he tells him... " Shawn Michaels " Before he leaves them, he turns around to Styles and adds " May the best man win " We cut back to the ring for our next matchup.

Tag Team Matchup
War Raiders (Erik & Ivar) Vs Keith Lee & Donovan Dijakovic

We go backstage again, where Alicia Atout are interviewing Danhausen, asking him if he managed to put that curse he was talking about on Orange Cassidy, and if it worked? Danhausen says it's hard to tell, you see that's the thing about curses, sometimes they work, sometimes they don't. Alicia says it seems like it's just a coincidence then? If something bad happens? Danhausen says, that's the thing about coincidences, sometimes they occur, sometimes they dont. Anyway, he was thinking about this whole curse thing, well, he was actually gonna sleep on it, but you see, all these people kept waking him up. Alicia asks why? Danhausen says, they kept throwing money at me you see.... Can't a guy take a little nap under one of the merchandise tables without being mistaken for a hobo? Anyway, Danhausen have been thinking, even if the curse works or not, he's got something else in store for this Cassidy fella. Alicia asks what, but Danhausen says he can't tell. Can't spoil. But it's gonna be very nice... Very evil... Now you gotta excuse Danhausen, it's dinner time you see. He then disappears into a trashcan, who he was standing inside during the whole interview...

Singles Matchup
Eli Drake Vs Angelico

We get a promo video next, where Matt Cardona cut's a promo, mocking Foley for being to afraid to face him. Instead he's going after Stevens?! Cardona calls Foley a glorified stuntman with no wrestling abilities what so ever. Hell, everyone can take a chairshot to the head! Cardona then speaks about his own accomplishments, and how they overshadow everything Foley every did. Hell! Those deathmatches back in Japan. The only reason those companies wanted Foley to participate was because they knew he drew people, because he might just be crazy and stupid enough to kill himself! Cardona will personally prove it! He challanged Foley for a match. He'll even let Foley pick the time, the place, and the stipulation for the match! That is.....if Foley aint afraid....Afraid I'm talking the truth... We cut back to the arena then...

As we are down to our main event, music cranks the arena speakers, and Nick Gage makes his way out on the stage, getting a very negative reaction from the fans. But if there is one guy in the business who does not care what the fans thinks, Nick's the guy. He wastes no time with knicknacks, making his way down to the ring before walking up to the commentators table, snatching a microphone from the table in front of Brian and Nigel before rolling into the ring. He then hogs the limelight, cutting a promo on how EAM are wasting spots to worthless piece of shit actors! Scared shitless when confronted with their bullshit! Just like a bunch of rabbit babies, being surrounded by a pack of vicious predators! He's disgusted with how this business has become. Worshipping B-rated celebrities, just because they've starred in a stupid movie that nobody cares about? He thought this was a wrestling company?! He then lays down a challenge, to anyone who thinks they are tough enough... or stupid enough to step into the ring with yours truly. Nothing happens. Nobody answers the challenge. Gage laughs then. Saying stuff like he thought so etc. because everyone working in EAM Promotions are pussies! They've got balls the size of grapes, and when the shit hits the fan, everyone scurries around, and hides. Like frightened, beaten dogs! Security has surrounded the ring at this point, as he's wasting TV time with his ramblings, and we still have one match left on tonights card. But none of the guys in security are eager to be the first one to enter the ring. They all seem a bit afraid of Gage, and what sane person wouldn't be? Gage however removes himself from the ring. Not because he thinks he would have any problem beating the living hell out of anyone in EAM security, but just because he feels it would be a waste of time. He throws away the microphone and leaves the ring. There will be no confrontation, tonight....

Singles Matchup
Super Dragon Vs Drew McIntyre