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Thread: Liquor=No Shit

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    On the bench! Angelique's Avatar
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    Default Liquor=No Shit

    It has been scientifically proven that if we drink one liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than one kilo of E-Coli Bacteria found in water that contains feces.

    In other words, we are consuming one kilo of shit. However, we do not run that risk when drinking rum, gin, whiskey, beer, wine or other liquors because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermentation.

    It is my duty to communicate to all of you people who are drinking water, to stop doing so. It has been scientifically proven that it is unhealthy and bad for you.

    THEREFORE - It is better to drink alcohol and talk shit than to drink water and be full of it!

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    Thats a good one, gotta remember that for future reference :agree:

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