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  1. 03-09-2006, 05:28 PM #1
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    Default Genie Grants Best Wish Ever

    Three guys - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American engineer are walking together one day.

    They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total" says the Genie .

    The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."
    Pooooof!
    With a blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forevermade fertile for farming.

    Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can EVER come into our precious state."
    Pooooof!
    Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries..

    The American engineer asks, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall".
    The Genie explains, "Well, it's 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds these countries........ it's impenetrable. Now what is your wish?"

    The American engineer smiles and says, "Fill it with water."
    Pooooof!

    Life is good again
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  2. 03-10-2006, 03:33 PM #2
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    Heheeh nice
    HE loved us so much that HE paid the ultimate sacrifice so that WE wouldn't have to...
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  3. 03-11-2006, 12:21 AM #3
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    heh
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  4. 03-11-2006, 12:38 AM #4
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    lol. that'll show osama not to mess with the usa...
    Quote Originally Posted by aim
    the WTFer: you watch WAY TO FUCKING MUCH TV ice guy
    lce tyrant: and you dont watch enough! go! go and rot that tiny brain of yours to nothing like i have
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    I'm the son of rage and love
    The Jesus of Suburbia
    From the bible of none of the above
    On a steady diet of

    soda pop and Ritalin
    No one ever died for my
    sins in hell
    As far as I can tell
    At least the ones I got away with

    And there's nothing wrong with me
    This is how I'm supposed to be
    In a land of make believe
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