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    On the bench! Stunner's Avatar
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    Default Paris Hilton = Herpes

    So you probably heard that Paris Hilton had a restraining order against her, but did you know why? Well, E! Online reports that the guy who got the restraining order, a party planner named Brian Quintana, feels that Paris Hilton is out to get him because he told her boyfriend, Stavros Niarchos that she has Herpes. Yes, that's right. Paris Hilton has herpes.

    Quintana testified last month that his relationship with Hilton turned nasty after she overheard him informing her beau, Stavros Niarchos, that she might have a sexually transmitted disease.

    "I wanted him to be aware of it--that she had herpes. To make sure he didn't catch anything. He informed me that he was [aware]," Quintana said.

    He said Hilton interrupted his conversation with Niarchos and became "furious."

    "She said, 'This is between the three of us; if this gets out you're a f---ing dead man,'" Quintana said. He claimed that after the exchange, he began receiving suspicious phone calls and started to believe his life was in "imminent danger."

    Quintana further alleged Hilton "has a drug and alcohol problem, some rather shady associates and is known for erratic behavior."

    Of course, none of this comes as any surprise. Paris Hilton and herpes go together like peanut butter and jelly. Actually, Paris Hilton's herpes probably looks like peanut butter and jelly too.

    I just hope it's genital herpes!

    Credit: Egotastic.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stunner 3:16
    Of course, none of this comes as any surprise. Paris Hilton and herpes go together like peanut butter and jelly. Actually, Paris Hilton's herpes probably looks like peanut butter and jelly too.
    i was gunna say something like that
    Quote Originally Posted by aim
    the WTFer: you watch WAY TO FUCKING MUCH TV ice guy
    lce tyrant: and you dont watch enough! go! go and rot that tiny brain of yours to nothing like i have
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    I'm the son of rage and love
    The Jesus of Suburbia
    From the bible of none of the above
    On a steady diet of

    soda pop and Ritalin
    No one ever died for my
    sins in hell
    As far as I can tell
    At least the ones I got away with

    And there's nothing wrong with me
    This is how I'm supposed to be
    In a land of make believe
    That don't believe in me
    sig to go here later

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    I will never look at a Peanut and Jelly sandwich the same way again....Thanks.I have heard of STD's being described as many things but never that..
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