We've highlighted many funny, interesting, wacky, and disturbing quotes over the last few months but today we're bringing you the grand daddy of them all. Prepare for a quote that will stay with you for many years to come. This is golden (and it's 110% real). Enjoy:
"Hi, this is WWE Diva Ashley with an important message for all of our fans. WWE Superstars are professionally trained performers. The moves we do in the ring take years of practice to perfect, and to do safely. I urge all of our WWE fans to never copy what we do in the ring at home or at school. Stay safe, don't try this."
Off all the superstars and divas they get to do this, WWE choose a person who is injured all the time, from stupidity and botching moves..
WWE Have Selected no other than Miss Ashley "Injured Pretty Much 99% Off Her WWE Career" Massaro, to promote the dont try this at home when she cant even do it right, I would take Hornswoggle more seriously if he did one of these campaigns.
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03-23-2008, 04:13 PM #1S.H.I.E.L.D.
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03-23-2008, 04:43 PM #2I am... McLovin!!
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lmao... well, coverin the face, she is hot, so maybe people will pay more attention starin at her racks
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03-23-2008, 06:53 PM #3Main Eventer
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LMAO! I can't believe they chose Ashley! LOL. Thanks Ryan!
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03-23-2008, 07:56 PM #4The Maverick
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ashley massaro: Don't try Wrestling.....At All
The Eel Collection[Today 03:41 PM] EeL: can you touch yourself for me please
[Today 06:27 PM] EeL: I was hoping you'd be a perfectly tanned muscle head!
[Today 05:10 PM] EeL: I wish I could meet Bam Neely just to touch his beard
[Today 10:57 PM] EeL: now I just need Rob in here to give him my special chocolate bar
[Today 09:16 PM] EeL: gay tackle! yay! I love those
[Today 09:47 PM] EeL: jacking off, I'm down for that
You Have My Bow
[Today 03:16 PM] Punisher: Rob aint got shit on you
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03-25-2008, 12:20 AM #5Jobber
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Maybe she meant.....don't try dressing like this.....at home.
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03-25-2008, 04:32 PM #6DON'T GIE'A FUCK
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That's like Having Benoit in a domestic violence vid
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03-25-2008, 04:50 PM #7Main Eventer
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That was kinda rood in my opinion.
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03-25-2008, 05:10 PM #8DON'T GIE'A FUCK
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oh dry yer fuckin' eyes it was a joke. it's not like he's going to mind. lol
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