Whose Ur Celeb Match

[Angelique]

Celeb Match

Just answer two lil things and tell us your Celeb Match.

Mine:

Matt Damon
He is the most famous Harvard dropout since Bill Gates. He has a little golden man…and that's just under his pants. Okay, childish humor aside, Matt thinks that he is one of the best actors in Hollywood. As your boy toy, you must constantly keep his ego and his little golden man (we are talking about the Oscar, you pervert) stroked every day.

[Slash]

Lara Croft
Okay, she is pure fiction. But you have as much chance with her as any of the other celebrities on this list (unless you count the Chimp). However, she is one gal who will do your bidding…assuming you buy Tomb Raider. And she looks like Angelina Jolie, too!

[Bad Boy]

Laetitia Casta
Ms. Casta is absolutely stunning. This is actually the worst photo that we found of hers. Sorry, we had some nudie pics but there are kids here. And she is all natural. What else do you expect when a female anatomy is part of your first name?

[OMEN]

Drew Barrymore
We first knew her as the little girl in ET. Then she wasn't so little anymore. Mercurial Drew Barrymore has had her wild days when she would hook up with every guy and shove everything up her nose. That's when you had your chance. Seems as if she has cleaned up since then.

[Dark Drakan]

Giselle Bundchen
Giselle's vital stats are 36-24-35 and she is 5 foot 11 inches. She was born in 1980. Aside from that, she is one of the original members of Leo's Posse, currently 40,000 and growing. She speaks very little English. But who cares, right?

[Mr. 2.0]

HAHAHAHHAAH
Jessica Alba
This Dark Angel was born in 1981. Angela (our Director of Publicity) claims that she was among the final round choices for the role that has made Jessica Alba famous. Cameron has a track record of sleeping with his lead actresses…we'll just leave it at that.

[Kellie]

lol, this is bullshit


I put in Kellie and I get

Homer Simpson
Homer is America's favorite bumbling nuclear plant employee. He is a simple man. Deep down inside, he has the ability to care: about Duff beer, Moe's Tavern, and his donuts. Sure, he is losing hair, has a gut, and is a doofus. But he is your Homer


I put in my whole name and I get Ellen Degeneres


I dont like your quiz's Angie :eek:



OMEN, can I please share Drew Barrymore with you? lol

[W-OLF]

hehe the wife got

Sean 'Puffy' Combs is the king of his Bad Boy Records. Sure, he will give you fits, but he does have a few pluses. A home in the Hamptons, lots of dough, and fast cars. Plus, if you die, he will likely write a tribute song about you for his personal gain (sampling some eighties song, of course).

EWWWWWW I got Britney Spears

Britney is the most requested celebrity on the net (after the members of CampusNut, hehe). This jailbait (born December 2, 1981) has sold more records than Dow Corning has sold implants. Yup, she is pretty fine. And all those porno pics on the net are real!!!

[M3 GTR]

Jessica Alba
This Dark Angel was born in 1981. Angela (our Director of Publicity) claims that she was among the final round choices for the role that has made Jessica Alba famous. Cameron has a track record of sleeping with his lead actresses…we'll just leave it at that.

Yay me

[The Major]

Laetitia Casta
Ms. Casta is absolutely stunning. This is actually the worst photo that we found of hers. Sorry, we had some nudie pics but there are kids here. And she is all natural. What else do you expect when a female anatomy is part of your first name?

Wow!

[z-ero]

Britney Spears
Britney is the most requested celebrity on the net (after the members of CampusNut, hehe). This jailbait (born December 2, 1981) has sold more records than Dow Corning has sold implants. Yup, she is pretty fine. And all those porno pics on the net are real!!!

trust me to get her ergh!

[bad_meetz_evil]

Baboon
Baboons are the largest species of the monkey family. Do you ever get jealous of the wild monkey sex that your friends are rumored to be having? Well, you don't have be jealous any longer. Telling sign that she is into you is a red ass. :redfaced:

[[EvnyScwrd-v3.0 yo.]]

Giselle Bundchen
Giselle's vital stats are 36-24-35 and she is 5 foot 11 inches. She was born in 1980. Aside from that, she is one of the original members of Leo's Posse, currently 40,000 and growing. She speaks very little English. But who cares, right?


FUCK YAH

[King Placebo]

Gwen Stefani
Ms. Stefani is no doubt the hottest lead singer of a group. Of course, she is going through the awkward braces stage (haven't we all?). That's okay because she is just a girl and she can walk on our spider-web anytime…whatever that means. By the way, what's the deal with the dot on her head?
Cool.

[Kellie]

Ok, I gave it another try with the name "Kel"



Pikachu
Okay, the gender of Pikachu has not been fully determined. But he/she will always be loyal to you. Plus, if you run out of electricity, he/she can add sparks to the old relationship. The major downside is that he only says, 'Pika, pika, pikachu


I really need a name change :hmm:

[King Placebo]

Yeah i really think you do.

[Kellie]

I finally got a real person


I used kelbliss and got



Nick Lachey
Yes, 98 Degrees is a third-rate boy band. And all of their songs suck. But that doesn't mean that you should ignore this hunky lead singer of the group. Without a doubt, he is the most muscular singer in this industry. He will certainly defend you in bar fights.


I feel better now, please continue :redfaced:

[the madscotsman]

I think it's great only cause I got christina.

Christina Aguilera
Do you want a former Mouseketeer who is guaranteed to make out with you? Yup, Christina is your gal. Born on December 18, 1980, Christina has as much Latin blood as her clothes have fabric. Just remember that she is your genie in a bottle. And she lets everyone rub her the right way.

[[EvnyScwrd-v3.0 yo.]]

Ew Christina...

[Kronic X-Treme]

Smurfette
Remember that she was the only female Smurf in a tribe of all male Smurfs. She have been such a tease as all of them had blue balls. Of course, we all want to smurf her so hard that she will smurf over and over.