hehe the wife got

Sean 'Puffy' Combs is the king of his Bad Boy Records. Sure, he will give you fits, but he does have a few pluses. A home in the Hamptons, lots of dough, and fast cars. Plus, if you die, he will likely write a tribute song about you for his personal gain (sampling some eighties song, of course).

EWWWWWW I got Britney Spears

Britney is the most requested celebrity on the net (after the members of CampusNut, hehe). This jailbait (born December 2, 1981) has sold more records than Dow Corning has sold implants. Yup, she is pretty fine. And all those porno pics on the net are real!!!