EAM Promotions - Season 16

[TKO]

Episode #206 - Taped in New York/USA


We get a sort of recap from the last couple of weeks to start with, as we are introduced to two new members of the Pride roster. SHLAK and Masada was shecduled to appear on last weeks Pride show, but a incident happened, so the match never happened. We are then informed that that match will take place tonight instead. We are then informed that the reason for all this is something that happened in EAM's performance center, then it happened again during last weeks tapings. We then get the words from EAM referee Bryce Remsburg himself, who explains what happened. As he was the referee in charge on both occasions. But it ended up with him being knocked out of the equation. He's gotta admit, he's been referee for a long time, and he has seen some crazy things, but for the most time, he always felt pretty safe. Even with people like Jon Moxley or Nick Gage being in the same ring as him. Because mostly, whatever went down inside that squared circle, affected the wrestlers and not him. At least not in the physical aspect. But these two individuals are a whole other breed. And as Bryce mentions it, he actually seems pretty uncomfortable, being the one that needs to handle this situation. He's scheduled to referee tonights matchup as well, which will be the first official match these two guys do on Pride. Let's just hope they can control themselves a little... We cut to the Pride vignette....

Good promo from legendary referee and looks like he’s going have to bring out the visor and gloves again.

Don Callis & Joe Rogan welcomes us to yet another episode of Pride before getting brutally interrupted as Mil Muertes music hits the speakers. Mil makes his way out on the stage together with James Mitchell, and they make their way down to the ring. Mitchell cut's a promo, obviously because Mil never speaks. He makes it short and sweet, informing everyone about the situation, and Aaron should be very glad he's not allowed inside the arena at this point, because when Mil see's him, he's gotta regret the minute he so cowardly stole The Pride Championship from him. Don't bite the hand that feeds you Stevens. And do not sign your own deathwish if you don't mean it. Mil Muertes is known as the man of 1000 deaths. And going towards the PPV, you can think about all the possible outcomes, and what Mil will choose to finish you off. Because one thing is for certain, Aaron Stevens will be a part of that statistics, without even being able to defend the title he so callously stole, even once! Moahahahahahaha! We cut to a infomercial then, informing us that tonights main event is gonna be somewhat special, as Eli Drake will be teaming up with Bronson and Boulder, taking on Chad Gable and The Varsity Blondes! That's surely not a match you wanna miss! We then cut back to the arena where we are finally ready for our first match of the evening, and Mandy is ready to announce the competitors...

Should be interesting to see if there’s a gimmick and I’ve always wanted a crucifix match. Attach your opponent to a crucifix and hang them above the stage or ring. Call it Resurrection Rites or something. Also when Minister was talking I just thought of a dream match…Brock vs Mil…maybe if the Pride rumours are true.

Tag Team Matchup
The Anti-Fun Police (Chief Deputy Dunne & Los Federales Santos Jr.) Vs FTR (Cash Wheeler & Dash Harwood)

FTR pick up the win following some hefty submissions and technical moves. Good solid match from both sides though.

As we get back from commercial break, we are about to get this match that we where informed about in the opening of the show, but before that we get the information in form of a promo, that Super Humman will make an appearance on the upcoming Hardcore Hangover PPV, where he will do his most insane stunt/bump to date! We get to hear from him personally, and he encourages everyone to be there, not only to witness some insane wrestling, but to witness Super Humman do something that will make The Danbury Fall feel like a sunday walk in the park. Be there, to witness history! FUCK THIS SHIT!!!

Should be interesting. Don’t know much about him apart from the table spot but it works for HH.

Singles Matchup
SHLAK Vs Masada

Almost like it was destined, it happens again. Not long after their official introduction and the bell rings, the two men goes at each other with vengeance, and once again Remsburg finds himself in the crossfire. He gets knocked down with great impact, and he see's no other possibility to ends this match before he finds himself more hurt. He rolls out of the ring and makes it official. But this only enrages both competitors even more. But Hemsburg leaves the site before getting into more trouble as Mandy Leon tells the fans in the attendance the official ruling....

Fans boo at this result but it makes sense. This match might be too brutal for TV. No contest.

3-On-3 Tag Team Matchup
Bear Country (Bear Bronson and Bear Boulder) & Eli Drake Vs Varsity Blondes (Brian Pillman Jr. & Griff G.) & Chad Gable

Pretty solid match from all involved. Back and forth, signature and finishing moves. At the end of the match and maybe a shock ending as Brian gets the pin on Bronson.

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Live from Hammerstein Ballroom, New York/USA


Scene opens in a dimly lit room. A single light is swinging slowly back and forth above, giving the light in the room a flickering and dizzy feeling. Darby Allin finds himself all tied up in ropes, sitting on a chair in the middle of the room. He looks about, but there is nothing there. No furniture. No people. Except for him and the nauseating swinging lamp. He try to wiggle, but the robes are to tightly bound around him. He starts to shout Moxley's name, as he thinks this is some kind of rib, or test or something. But nobody answers. Then suddenly, quitely at first, and it seems like it comes from a distance. But music can be heard. The type of music you can encounter on a Carnivale or Circus. This is very strange indeed. Allin looks up then, and once again find himself eye to eye with this almost mirrored image of his face. Except that, it's not a mirror. The other guy then smiles an evil smile, followed up by saying " Very nice......Very evil.... a very nice and evil friend maybe? " We cut to the Jamboree vignette...

Brian and Nigel welcomes us to another edition of monday night Jamboree, live fro The Hammerstein Ballroom. The same place that their upcoming PPV will take place. They then talk about the fact that it's been a while since they hosted a PPV from their home-arena. And as we all know, there is something specia about the audiece that use to be a part of EAM's Television tapings. There are many regulars to say at least. And both Brian and Nigel think they are really going to enjoy this show, as the card is allmost finalized, and it's forming up to be one hell of a card. Only thing is...what are they gonna do about the situation with MJF and The EAM World Heavyweight Championship Matchup? Before they manage to answer their own questions, music cranks the arena speakers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hToyXQ0fB0w . Out on the stage, together with his new entourage of Charlotte Flair and Aaron Stevens walks The EAM World Heavyweight Champion; Maxwell Jacob Friedman. And accompanying them, a man in suit, carrying a briefcase, and a handfull of personal bodyguards. How did they even get into the arena? They make their way down to the ring, where MJF wastes no time, demanding a microphone, shooting on EAM before anyone backstage manage to cut the circuit on the mic. But just to assure everyone that is not gonna happen, MJF tells that he tipped a guy who works with controls, so he's not afraid that's gonna happen. After all, MJF is not Cm Punk.... He goes on, still putting down EAM and everything they stand for and do, trying to convince everyone in attendance that they are supporting a dictatorship. It's a totalitarian regime where those who appose the leaders gets removed. It's like freaking North Korea! And on the top of that, they are demanding MJF to defend his title against his will, just to entertain these retards?! He points around in the audience, getting major booo's from the fans in attentance. MJF then reminds everyone that they must indeed be idiots, because they come back every week, only to cheer these fascist communist rulers and their staged theatre! There is no way that either MJF or any of his associates are gonna stand for this. After all, all of them are wearing EAM gold around their waists. And we don't want a scandal do we? What do you think Vince and Shahid will say? MJF doesn't know, but one thing he do know, and that is, they will be gonna use it, for all it's worth.... MJF then gets interrupted as music once again cranks the arena speakers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiftmVaf0eA . And the crowd explodes, as EAM shareholder, The Hardcore Legend himself makes his way out on the stage. MJF on his hand only mocks Foley, asking what grandpa wants? Foley tells MJF that he also know a guy backstage, and by that MJF's mic gets cut. MJF gets furious, knocking on the mic, trying to get it back on, but nothing happens. Foley then tells MJF and the others to listen very closely. As MJF just said, they are not interested in a scandal, and to avoid this, EAM are giving all three of them a ultimatum. Either, each and every one of you, meet up to their scheduled title matches, as decent champions do. If not, they will be stripped of the titles right here, right now, and not only that, they will be fired on the spot! This offcourse gets a big reaction down in the ring, but nobody hears what they are saying besides the people on first row, as MJF's mic is still out. Foley make a gesture and magically, the sound of MJF's mic is turned back on. MJF screams to Foley that he cannot do this. He demands to talk to Emil A. personally! He's got his lawyer with him, and he says they cannot do this! Foley tells MJF he can bring his lawyer all he wants, but that does not change the fact that MJF's got two options. Either he defend his title at Hardcore Hangover like everyone else that wears a strap and is booked for a match is going to do. Or he can hand over that strap and clean out his locker room. The decision is his offcourse, but think about it for a second, because his decision will affect both Flair and Stevens as well. There is some sort of pow wow in the ring, as MJF gathers Charlotte, Aaron and his alleged lawyer. Foley tells them to hurry up, as they are wasting valuable air time, besides, they are acting pretty unprofessional. If they think either Vince or Shahid wants anyo of them, they better think twice. They might be able to get a job with Billy, who knows. It seems like he signs anyone these days. Wait a minute, they might actually have a chance at both Vince's and Shahid's as well, as they also seem to sign everyone to their roster as of late. MJF and the others in the ring finish their pow wow and MJF responds to Foley by telling Foley that it's ridicilous, as neither of them are scheduled to defend their titles at Hardcore Hangover. Foley then says he wasn't speaking about Charlotte or Aaron. He was talking about MJF, but for the last couple of weeks, MJF has been more interested in putting this place down than prepare himself for his upcoming title match. As World Champion, MJF should know that the World Title are defended on every PPV during a season (if not something special happens) and Foley explains that what MJF has been doing as of late does not qualify as being a big enough reason for him not to defend the grandest prize in pro wrestling. As a matter of fact, MJF has done nothing than disrespect that title since he won it. But that will change this sunday! MJF laughs then, calling Mick deranged. But Mick only laughs back, telling MJF that he will see how deranged Mick can be this sunday, when he finds himself locked up together with him, inside The Chamber of Horrors!

Singles Matchup
Mike Bailey Vs Ricky Starks

As we get back from commercialbreak we get a promo from King Haku, who was randomly chosen when Douglas O' Shea spinned the wheel. But actually, not so random as everyone may have thought, as King Haku certainly has earned his name as one of the most dangerous men in the business, and a personal dream match for Douglas. We get a old school promo from Haku, who speaks about why he is looked upon as maybe the most dangerous man in the business. And that only the most stupid man, or the most courageous man. Either way, the world will know this sunday, as there is no way King Haku would miss this for anything in the world.

EAM Television Championship Matchup (Read below first)
WALTER (c) Vs Pentagon Jr.

- As the match is about to come to an end, Shawn Michaels interferes and delivers a superkick to WALTER. And this time, the giant actually gets rocked by it. Shawn is furious, as he got screwed out of his title match, and then this bozo gets a shot instead? Even before Shawn gets a rematch? Shawn then declares justice, as he announce himself as the special guest referee in WALTER's upcoming matchup at Hardcore Hangover, which is now official a Triple Threat Matchup, against Bobby Lashley and John Cena! Good luck WALTER! You are gonna need it!

Tag Team Matchup
Orange Cassidy & Human Tornado Vs Golden Lovers (Omega & Ibushi)


*** PRE-TAPED ***

We continue to follow AJ Styles and Triple C on their tour troughout Europe. And at this time we find the two guys in Amsterdam. Doing everything Amsterdam has to offer, without going more into detail about that. We hook up with them at a coffee shop, so foggy from smoke that we can barely see them. They talk about all these philosophical questions, but then Triple C asks Styles if he's focus for his match tonight. Because there is something Triple C has not told him yet. And that is who's his opponent for tonights gonna be. Styles tells C to relax, saying it will be a cake walk. Speaking of cakes, Styles thinks he wants another piece of those brownies....

EAM CrossPromotional Championship Matchup
AJ Styles (c) w/Triple C Vs Malakai Black

Before our main event, we get a promotional video for the upcoming Hardcore Hangover PPV, where we are informed that the following matches are now official for the PPV; Bayley will be defending The EAM Center of Attention Championship against Piper Niven in a Fans Are The Lumberjacks Match. Scarlett Bordeaux and Taya Valkyrie will be facing each other in the first ever Hardcore Bra & Panties Match. WALTER will defend The Ornate Prime Championship in a Triple Threat Match against Bobby Lashley and John Cena with Shawn Michaels as the special guest referee. Jon Moxley will face Nick Gage in a 1000 Lightbulbs Deathmatch. And MJF will be defending The EAM World Heavyweight Championship against none other than The Hardcore Legend himself, Mick Foley, in a Chambers Of Horrors Matchup! Music then suddenly cranks the arena speakers, and it's not any of the teams competing in tonights main events music. Actually, this is a theme song that the EAM audience never heard, at least not inside a EAM arena. Not before now... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwFz_rBsxVI . Brian and Nigel quickly recognizes the theme, explaining to everyone that the individual they are seeing walking out on the stage are the man who calls himself Danhausen. What is he doing here in EAM? Danhausen makes his way down the ramp, and the audience doesn't really know how to react to this strange fellow. He makes his way into the ring, where he quickly introduces himself to the audience, telling everyone his name, assuring everyone that he is very nice...and very evil... And he just wanted to tell everyone how excited he is to finally be able to stand inside this ring. It's truly an honor. And this sunday, Danhausen will show everyone how grateful he is to be here. He will also be bringing a friend, but who that is, needs to be kept a secret, at least until sunday. So until then, he hopes everyone has a nice and evil time. And with a poof of smoke he vanishes from the ring...

EAM Tag Team Championships Matchup
Rey Fenix & Will Ospreay (c) Vs Keith Lee & Donovan Dijakovic

[TKO]

Live from Hammerstein Ballroom, New York/USA


Scene opens in a dimly lit room. A single light is swinging slowly back and forth above, giving the light in the room a flickering and dizzy feeling. Darby Allin finds himself all tied up in ropes, sitting on a chair in the middle of the room. He looks about, but there is nothing there. No furniture. No people. Except for him and the nauseating swinging lamp. He try to wiggle, but the robes are to tightly bound around him. He starts to shout Moxley's name, as he thinks this is some kind of rib, or test or something. But nobody answers. Then suddenly, quitely at first, and it seems like it comes from a distance. But music can be heard. The type of music you can encounter on a Carnivale or Circus. This is very strange indeed. Allin looks up then, and once again find himself eye to eye with this almost mirrored image of his face. Except that, it's not a mirror. The other guy then smiles an evil smile, followed up by saying " Very nice......Very evil.... a very nice and evil friend maybe? " We cut to the Jamboree vignette...

Good opening cut. Believable and could see it, maybe evil Allin possibly. No idea who or what this could be. Mox or Gage.

Brian and Nigel welcomes us to another edition of monday night Jamboree, live fro The Hammerstein Ballroom. The same place that their upcoming PPV will take place. They then talk about the fact that it's been a while since they hosted a PPV from their home-arena. And as we all know, there is something specia about the audiece that use to be a part of EAM's Television tapings. There are many regulars to say at least. And both Brian and Nigel think they are really going to enjoy this show, as the card is allmost finalized, and it's forming up to be one hell of a card. Only thing is...what are they gonna do about the situation with MJF and The EAM World Heavyweight Championship Matchup? Before they manage to answer their own questions, music cranks the arena speakers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hToyXQ0fB0w . Out on the stage, together with his new entourage of Charlotte Flair and Aaron Stevens walks The EAM World Heavyweight Champion; Maxwell Jacob Friedman. And accompanying them, a man in suit, carrying a briefcase, and a handfull of personal bodyguards. How did they even get into the arena? They make their way down to the ring, where MJF wastes no time, demanding a microphone, shooting on EAM before anyone backstage manage to cut the circuit on the mic. But just to assure everyone that is not gonna happen, MJF tells that he tipped a guy who works with controls, so he's not afraid that's gonna happen. After all, MJF is not Cm Punk.... He goes on, still putting down EAM and everything they stand for and do, trying to convince everyone in attendance that they are supporting a dictatorship. It's a totalitarian regime where those who appose the leaders gets removed. It's like freaking North Korea! And on the top of that, they are demanding MJF to defend his title against his will, just to entertain these retards?! He points around in the audience, getting major booo's from the fans in attentance. MJF then reminds everyone that they must indeed be idiots, because they come back every week, only to cheer these fascist communist rulers and their staged theatre! There is no way that either MJF or any of his associates are gonna stand for this. After all, all of them are wearing EAM gold around their waists. And we don't want a scandal do we? What do you think Vince and Shahid will say? MJF doesn't know, but one thing he do know, and that is, they will be gonna use it, for all it's worth.... MJF then gets interrupted as music once again cranks the arena speakers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiftmVaf0eA . And the crowd explodes, as EAM shareholder, The Hardcore Legend himself makes his way out on the stage. MJF on his hand only mocks Foley, asking what grandpa wants? Foley tells MJF that he also know a guy backstage, and by that MJF's mic gets cut. MJF gets furious, knocking on the mic, trying to get it back on, but nothing happens. Foley then tells MJF and the others to listen very closely. As MJF just said, they are not interested in a scandal, and to avoid this, EAM are giving all three of them a ultimatum. Either, each and every one of you, meet up to their scheduled title matches, as decent champions do. If not, they will be stripped of the titles right here, right now, and not only that, they will be fired on the spot! This offcourse gets a big reaction down in the ring, but nobody hears what they are saying besides the people on first row, as MJF's mic is still out. Foley make a gesture and magically, the sound of MJF's mic is turned back on. MJF screams to Foley that he cannot do this. He demands to talk to Emil A. personally! He's got his lawyer with him, and he says they cannot do this! Foley tells MJF he can bring his lawyer all he wants, but that does not change the fact that MJF's got two options. Either he defend his title at Hardcore Hangover like everyone else that wears a strap and is booked for a match is going to do. Or he can hand over that strap and clean out his locker room. The decision is his offcourse, but think about it for a second, because his decision will affect both Flair and Stevens as well. There is some sort of pow wow in the ring, as MJF gathers Charlotte, Aaron and his alleged lawyer. Foley tells them to hurry up, as they are wasting valuable air time, besides, they are acting pretty unprofessional. If they think either Vince or Shahid wants anyo of them, they better think twice. They might be able to get a job with Billy, who knows. It seems like he signs anyone these days. Wait a minute, they might actually have a chance at both Vince's and Shahid's as well, as they also seem to sign everyone to their roster as of late. MJF and the others in the ring finish their pow wow and MJF responds to Foley by telling Foley that it's ridicilous, as neither of them are scheduled to defend their titles at Hardcore Hangover. Foley then says he wasn't speaking about Charlotte or Aaron. He was talking about MJF, but for the last couple of weeks, MJF has been more interested in putting this place down than prepare himself for his upcoming title match. As World Champion, MJF should know that the World Title are defended on every PPV during a season (if not something special happens) and Foley explains that what MJF has been doing as of late does not qualify as being a big enough reason for him not to defend the grandest prize in pro wrestling. As a matter of fact, MJF has done nothing than disrespect that title since he won it. But that will change this sunday! MJF laughs then, calling Mick deranged. But Mick only laughs back, telling MJF that he will see how deranged Mick can be this sunday, when he finds himself locked up together with him, inside The Chamber of Horrors!

Awesome long promo lot happened. Shots at different companies also. Surprised no Impact shot. Chamber of Horrors not sure what that is. I’m guessing a cage with a top and weapons hanging down would make sense. Thought MJF would have 100 lawyers haha. Other companies are interested in him unless that’s just what MJF thinks. Perfect match actually. MJF/Hardcore style. With rumours that it could be the last HH as well it could and might be crazy. Wouldn’t be surprised if he tries to change the name of the title or new belt. Could have also had Foley put his shareholder on the line.

Singles Matchup
Mike Bailey Vs Ricky Starks

Pretty good match from both men involved. Back and forth action and a lot more stuff. At the end of the match however, Speedball nails a springboard 450 splash for the win but Starks looks okay.

As we get back from commercialbreak we get a promo from King Haku, who was randomly chosen when Douglas O' Shea spinned the wheel. But actually, not so random as everyone may have thought, as King Haku certainly has earned his name as one of the most dangerous men in the business, and a personal dream match for Douglas. We get a old school promo from Haku, who speaks about why he is looked upon as maybe the most dangerous man in the business. And that only the most stupid man, or the most courageous man. Either way, the world will know this sunday, as there is no way King Haku would miss this for anything in the world.

Haku actually has a son in AEW and he manages him. Only 62 so younger than Sting and Taker and yes he’s tough legit.

EAM Television Championship Matchup
WALTER (c) Vs Pentagon Jr.

Pentagon actually gets a lot of good shit in but WALTER is too much…

As the match is about to come to an end, Shawn Michaels interferes and delivers a superkick to WALTER. And this time, the giant actually gets rocked by it. Shawn is furious, as he got screwed out of his title match, and then this bozo gets a shot instead? Even before Shawn gets a rematch? Shawn then declares justice, as he announce himself as the special guest referee in WALTER's upcoming matchup at Hardcore Hangover, which is now official a Triple Threat Matchup, against Bobby Lashley and John Cena! Good luck WALTER! You are gonna need it!

Another match that can hopefully happen in the future ruined by Shawn!. Guess it’s not a four way. Save WALTER/Shawn for a different time but good and more build.

Tag Team Matchup
Orange Cassidy & Human Tornado Vs Golden Lovers (Omega & Ibushi)

Pretty solid match from all involved. Some comedy also. Maybe match of the night. Cassidy has been doing much better with Tornado after a string of losses. Ibushi with a moonsault. Omega Driver for a 2 count but at the end of the match in maybe a shock ending Cassidy pins Ibushi after the Orange Punch. Big win for Orange Tornado.

*** PRE-TAPED ***

We continue to follow AJ Styles and Triple C on their tour troughout Europe. And at this time we find the two guys in Amsterdam. Doing everything Amsterdam has to offer, without going more into detail about that. We hook up with them at a coffee shop, so foggy from smoke that we can barely see them. They talk about all these philosophical questions, but then Triple C asks Styles if he's focus for his match tonight. Because there is something Triple C has not told him yet. And that is who's his opponent for tonights gonna be. Styles tells C to relax, saying it will be a cake walk. Speaking of cakes, Styles thinks he wants another piece of those brownies....

Strange smoke in a coffee shop?. Space cake perhaps. Hopefully it doesn’t hurt his chances.

EAM CrossPromotional Championship Matchup
AJ Styles (c) w/Triple C Vs Malakai Black

Pretty solid match from both men involved. Much harder for AJ. Back and forth action from both, signature and finishing also. BLACK MASS BUT AJ KICKS OUT. STYLES CLASH FOR THE 3 COUNT. AJ wins.

Before our main event, we get a promotional video for the upcoming Hardcore Hangover PPV, where we are informed that the following matches are now official for the PPV; Bayley will be defending The EAM Center of Attention Championship against Piper Niven in a Fans Are The Lumberjacks Match. Scarlett Bordeaux and Taya Valkyrie will be facing each other in the first ever Hardcore Bra & Panties Match. WALTER will defend The Ornate Prime Championship in a Triple Threat Match against Bobby Lashley and John Cena with Shawn Michaels as the special guest referee. Jon Moxley will face Nick Gage in a 1000 Lightbulbs Deathmatch. And MJF will be defending The EAM World Heavyweight Championship against none other than The Hardcore Legend himself, Mick Foley, in a Chambers Of Horrors Matchup! Music then suddenly cranks the arena speakers, and it's not any of the teams competing in tonights main events music. Actually, this is a theme song that the EAM audience never heard, at least not inside a EAM arena. Not before now... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwFz_rBsxVI . Brian and Nigel quickly recognizes the theme, explaining to everyone that the individual they are seeing walking out on the stage are the man who calls himself Danhausen. What is he doing here in EAM? Danhausen makes his way down the ramp, and the audience doesn't really know how to react to this strange fellow. He makes his way into the ring, where he quickly introduces himself to the audience, telling everyone his name, assuring everyone that he is very nice...and very evil... And he just wanted to tell everyone how excited he is to finally be able to stand inside this ring. It's truly an honor. And this sunday, Danhausen will show everyone how grateful he is to be here. He will also be bringing a friend, but who that is, needs to be kept a secret, at least until sunday. So until then, he hopes everyone has a nice and evil time. And with a poof of smoke he vanishes from the ring...

Definitely weird. Maybe him and Noir could team. Some strong matches and a solid card. No idea what a hardcore bra and panties match is sounds painful. Maybe force opponent to wear it I don’t know. Fan lumberjack also clever.

EAM Tag Team Championships Matchup
Rey Fenix & Will Ospreay (c) Vs Keith Lee & Donovan Dijakovic

Big main event rematch here. Can they win it back right before HH. The usual tag match with some double spots and a tower of doom. Dives outside the ring also. At the end as they think they’re about to win the titles back the Flip and Essex Destroyer combo gets the win for Fenix and Will. They celebrate the win as we cut away and we’ll see you all at HH BITCH!.

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Episode #207 - Taped in New York/USA


We open with a Promotional video for something named EAM Underground, informing that season 1 will be available on the EAM network this weekend. And to promote this series, we are informed that a very special match will be aired at Hardcore Hangover between LAX (Tito & Ortiz) Vs Homicide & Eddie Kingston. We then cut to the Pride vignette...

Don Callis & Joe Rogan welcomes us to episode number 207 of friday night Pride before informing us about the upcoming Pride PPV which will be in a couple of weeks. Many rumours have been circulated around about Pride, and about the future of the brand etc. And the fact that some people believe that the upcoming PPV " Fight of The Following " will be the last Pride PPV in history. To al these rumors, Callis and Rogan can only tell the fans that rumors always has something true in them. But to calm everyone down, Pride will not end. It just might take another direction, and just like on all the previous Pride PPVs, it will be a smart thing to bring your A-game, because winning is always better than losing, but especially during Pride PPVs! But enough talk about a PPV that's weeks away. Jamie, take it away!

Singles Matchup
Lee Moriarty Vs Kip Sabian

We get a short of videopackage next, as we see stuff that happened behind the scenes, going back to referee Bryce Remsburg, who talks about his career as a referee, being famous for judging a buckload of over the top, ultraviolent matches. But these two individuals are a whole new breed. We get to see that everytime these two men has faces each other, it's always ended with poor Remsburg being on the recieving end of an attack. We then see Remsburg putting on his gloves, and bringing back his visor. He then explains that no other referee in the company dares to referee a match between these two, and EAM management are hellbent on putting these two madmen against each other. So.... Remsburg has come up with an idea. Something that might prevent him from being knoced down by any of those men. They say three times' a charm don't they, so why not have SHLAK Vs Masada at Hardcore Hangover? As it's certainly a environment that fits these guys. And Remsburg are willing to be the referee, on one term. That he gets wrapped in barbwire!

Singles Matchup
Josh Briggs Vs JD Drake

As we get back from commercial breal we go backstage where we hook up with Eli Drake, who bumps into Chad Gable as he walks out of general manager William Regal's office. Chad mumbles something, and this annoys Eli, who tells Chad that he's had enough of his antics and tomfoolery. Surely he's got something agaist Eli, so he will make this very easy for Chad. He can inform Gable that he just spoke to the general manager, and he was very excited when Eli proposed something for the upcoming Pride PPV. Actually, Regal loved the idea I pitched to him, as he told me it would surely draw. But, the most important part, Chad Gable will go bye-bye... We cut back to the arena then for our main event of the evening...

Tag Team Matchup
Jeff Cobb & Will Hobbs Vs FTR (Cash Wheeler & Dash Harwood)

[TKO]

Episode #207 - Taped in New York/USA


We open with a Promotional video for something named EAM Underground, informing that season 1 will be available on the EAM network this weekend. And to promote this series, we are informed that a very special match will be aired at Hardcore Hangover between LAX (Tito & Ortiz) Vs Homicide & Eddie Kingston. We then cut to the Pride vignette...

Clever idea actually.

Don Callis & Joe Rogan welcomes us to episode number 207 of friday night Pride before informing us about the upcoming Pride PPV which will be in a couple of weeks. Many rumours have been circulated around about Pride, and about the future of the brand etc. And the fact that some people believe that the upcoming PPV " Fight of The Following " will be the last Pride PPV in history. To al these rumors, Callis and Rogan can only tell the fans that rumors always has something true in them. But to calm everyone down, Pride will not end. It just might take another direction, and just like on all the previous Pride PPVs, it will be a smart thing to bring your A-game, because winning is always better than losing, but especially during Pride PPVs! But enough talk about a PPV that's weeks away. Jamie, take it away!

Singles Matchup
Lee Moriarty Vs Kip Sabian

If it is the end then it was a long ride. Four years but I guess PRIDE was always about building the next stars. Hopefully most of the people are moved to another brand or have a chance to stay. Maybe titles merge with main roster or vacate have to wait and see. Sabian gets the win but Lee looks solid as well. Sabian with a springboard leg drop wins it for him but Lee not enough.

We get a short of videopackage next, as we see stuff that happened behind the scenes, going back to referee Bryce Remsburg, who talks about his career as a referee, being famous for judging a buckload of over the top, ultraviolent matches. But these two individuals are a whole new breed. We get to see that everytime these two men has faces each other, it's always ended with poor Remsburg being on the recieving end of an attack. We then see Remsburg putting on his gloves, and bringing back his visor. He then explains that no other referee in the company dares to referee a match between these two, and EAM management are hellbent on putting these two madmen against each other. So.... Remsburg has come up with an idea. Something that might prevent him from being knoced down by any of those men. They say three times' a charm don't they, so why not have SHLAK Vs Masada at Hardcore Hangover? As it's certainly a environment that fits these guys. And Remsburg are willing to be the referee, on one term. That he gets wrapped in barbwire!

Haha clever match. So I guess he’s reffing two matches. Also maybe covered in weapons.

Singles Matchup
Josh Briggs Vs JD Drake

Hard hitting contest right here. Back and forth from both men involved. JD with a big throwing lariat. Josh with a step up piledriver but not enough for the win. At the end of the match JD with a Senton from the second rope gets it. If PRIDE is shutting down then maybe Jamboree is increased to three hours, an idea.

As we get back from commercial breal we go backstage where we hook up with Eli Drake, who bumps into Chad Gable as he walks out of general manager William Regal's office. Chad mumbles something, and this annoys Eli, who tells Chad that he's had enough of his antics and tomfoolery. Surely he's got something agaist Eli, so he will make this very easy for Chad. He can inform Gable that he just spoke to the general manager, and he was very excited when Eli proposed something for the upcoming Pride PPV. Actually, Regal loved the idea I pitched to him, as he told me it would surely draw. But, the most important part, Chad Gable will go bye-bye... We cut back to the arena then for our main event of the evening...

Has to end. Loser Leaves maybe…

Tag Team Matchup
Jeff Cobb & Will Hobbs Vs FTR (Cash Wheeler & Dash Harwood)

Big main event here. Back and forth, 15 minutes of action, signature and finishing move. Corn on the Hobbs for s close fall. FTR with their usual slow style. At the end of the match Oklahoma Slam and a Tour of the Islands gets the win. Maybe PRIDE PPV could be all loser leaves matches and wonder what will happen to Heavy. Aaron not even on this show and the ratings are falling!. Maybe Heavy vs everybody in a battle royal/gauntlet or Otis vs Tucker and winner gets both belts?. Have to wait and see.

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We are welcomed to this LIVE event by Brian and Nigel, as we find ourselves in Hammerstein Ballroom for this PPV event. It's been a while since EAM has hosted a PPV from their home arena, but the audience is buzzing to say the least, so there is no doubt this is gonna be a memorable PPV, despite a smaller venue. Brian and Nigel are brutally interrupted then as music cranks the arena speakers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-yYuG86JmQ . Out on the stage walks the mysterious and odd individual that we got to know a couple of weeks ago is named, or names himself at least " Danhausen " He makes his way down to the ring where he gestures for a microphone and one of the ring-crew guys hands him one. He cut's a promo, telling everyone how glad he is to be here etc. Then, he reminds everyone about what he promised, as he told them, he's got a friend with him that he wants to introduce everyone to. But he get's interrupted as music once again cranks the arena speakers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=of1nr_83-ag . And out on the stage comes a skating Darby Allin. And he looks furious. Danhausen on the other hand takes it upon himself to introduce Allin, as he was the special friend he was talking about. Allin makes his way down the ramp and into the ring where he wastes no time, walking straight up to Danhausen, snatching the mic out of his hands, and yelling " WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?! " Allin then explains to everyone in attendance that this crazy individual has been keeping him locked up in a closet for.... Allin doesn't even know how many days it's been. Allin then demands someone from security to remove this sick individual, before Allin does something he's gonna regret. Again, music cranks the arena speakers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqrjON7UgPo . Out on the stage walks Jamboree General Manager, and EAM Hall Of Famer; Randal Keith Orton. He tells Allin to calm down, before explaining that he does not approve of Danhausen's actions. But he also knows the potential of a great match when he see's one. And since this is EAM Promotions, we will settle this the EAM Way. Inside the squared circle. Orton then makes it official, as this events Curtain Jerker will now be Darby Allin Vs Danhausen, and it will be competed under No DQ rules (as every other match on the card)

Singles Matchup
Darby Allin Vs Danhausen

Brooklyn Street Fight
LAX (Tito & Ortiz) Vs Homicide & Eddie Kingston

Hardcore Bra & Panties Matchup
Scarlett Bordeaux Vs Taya Valkyrie

Singles Matchup
Referee Bryce Remsburg is wrapped in barbwire
SHLAK Vs Masada

Singles Matchup
Douglas O'Shea Vs King Haku

LumberJack Matchup for The Center Of Attention Championship
The Fans Are The Lumberjacks
Bayley (c) Vs Piper Niven

Special Segment
Super Humman is gonna do his most insane stunt to date

We are about to enter the second half of the show, with 4 big matches left for all of you fans, but first, the internet sensation, Super Humman is gonna perform his most insane stunt to date. And for those not familiar with Super Humman and what he does, he basicly put up videos of himself doing wrestling spots/bumps. Most commonly a elbow drop onto tables covered with everything from barbwire to cacti. But today, he's going to take things one step further. Tables have ben set on top of each other a the stage underneath the titantron. The tables are covered with the already mentioned barbwire and shit, as Super Humman makes himself ready. He cut's a small promo, mostly shameless self-promoting, before he climbs the titantron, making himself ready on top of it, when suddenly.... the titantron starts to flicker, and music suddenly cranks the Hammerstein Ballroom speakers, and what follows is maybe tonights biggest pop yet. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YT3dtoGK_jM . Sandman walks out on the stage with his vintage kendo stick, popping a beer before bashing it against his forhead. He then looks up on the titantron, pointing at Super Humman with the kendo stick before starting to climb it as well. Brian and Nigel are talking about the fact that Sandman looks pretty intoxicated on beer as he dizzily climbs the titantron. He doesn't fall however, and makes his way on top where he has a staring contest with Super Humman before handing a can of beer over to him. Super Humman takes it, and together they crack open the beers and drink from big cheers from the audience. Super Humman reallu enjoys the moment, as this was a surprise surely. But what follows might have been a whole other surprise entirely. As he's enjoing the beer, taking the focus off from Sandman a second, that second is enough for Sandman, intoxicated or not, to swing the kendo stick at Super Humman's face! As a matter of fact, almost everyone in the audience is as surprised as Super Humman, as a gasp goes trough the audience. Sandman gives zero fucks, as he smacks the kendo stick several times before he lifts Super Humman up, only to throw him off the titantron! And to quote Joey Styles' legendary words; " OH MY GOD!!!! " Super Humman crashes trough the tables below with great impact. EMT's rushes to the site, as he might be dead. Sandman on the other hand calmly takes up a pack of cigarettes from his back pocket, lights a cigaratte and takes a drag, posing with the kendo stick in the air as his music cranks the arena speakers once again. Things didn't go exactly as planned for Super Humman, but at least he can say that he did perform his most insane stunt yet. If he survived that is. We cut to a commercial for this seasons Supersplash show as EMT's helps Super Humman back up on his feet....

Singles Matchup
Sabu's Retirement Matchup
Sabu w/Bill Alfonso Vs Brock Lesnar w/Paul Heyman

1000 Lightbulbs Deathmatch
Jon Moxley Vs Nick Gage

Triple Threat Matchup For The Ornate Prime Championship
Shawn Michaels as Special Guest Referee
WALTER (c) Vs John Cena Vs Bobby Lashley

Chamber of Horrors Match for The EAM World Heavyweight Championship
MJF (c) Vs Mick Foley

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Live on PPV from Hammerstein Ballroom, New York



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We are welcomed to this LIVE event by Brian and Nigel, as we find ourselves in Hammerstein Ballroom for this PPV event. It's been a while since EAM has hosted a PPV from their home arena, but the audience is buzzing to say the least, so there is no doubt this is gonna be a memorable PPV, despite a smaller venue. Brian and Nigel are brutally interrupted then as music cranks the arena speakers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-yYuG86JmQ . Out on the stage walks the mysterious and odd individual that we got to know a couple of weeks ago is named, or names himself at least " Danhausen " He makes his way down to the ring where he gestures for a microphone and one of the ring-crew guys hands him one. He cut's a promo, telling everyone how glad he is to be here etc. Then, he reminds everyone about what he promised, as he told them, he's got a friend with him that he wants to introduce everyone to. But he get's interrupted as music once again cranks the arena speakers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=of1nr_83-ag . And out on the stage comes a skating Darby Allin. And he looks furious. Danhausen on the other hand takes it upon himself to introduce Allin, as he was the special friend he was talking about. Allin makes his way down the ramp and into the ring where he wastes no time, walking straight up to Danhausen, snatching the mic out of his hands, and yelling " WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?! " Allin then explains to everyone in attendance that this crazy individual has been keeping him locked up in a closet for.... Allin doesn't even know how many days it's been. Allin then demands someone from security to remove this sick individual, before Allin does something he's gonna regret. Again, music cranks the arena speakers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqrjON7UgPo . Out on the stage walks Jamboree General Manager, and EAM Hall Of Famer; Randal Keith Orton. He tells Allin to calm down, before explaining that he does not approve of Danhausen's actions. But he also knows the potential of a great match when he see's one. And since this is EAM Promotions, we will settle this the EAM Way. Inside the squared circle. Orton then makes it official, as this events Curtain Jerker will now be Darby Allin Vs Danhausen, and it will be competed under No DQ rules (as every other match on the card)

Singles Matchup
Darby Allin Vs Danhausen

Allin gets cheers while Dan more boos because of the smark mark crowd. Pretty basic match with some comedy that doesn’t make Allin happy before he pulls out the thumbtack and barbed wire skateboard. He does tricks and spots of it. Dan actually distracts Allin with a cape throw covering Allin in it before smacking him the skateboard. Allin fights back nailing a top rope dropkick with the skateboard. Allin looks for the finisher going to the top rope…COFFIN DROP TO DAN BUT HE MOVES OUT THE WAY SENDING HIMSELF THROUGH THE SKATEBOARD BREAKING IT…DAN WITH A CRUCIFIX PIN…COVER…1…2…3…HE GOT IT!. Wow big win and debut for Danhausen!. He celebrates his win before whisking off backstage but Allin attacks him from behind and into the crowd. He slams him on some chairs. He’s not happy about this!. Allin disappears as Dan wonders where he went…WAIT UP TOP LOOK AT THIS. ALLIN IS ON THE BALCONY…HE TURNS AROUND…WAAAAAAH COFFIN DROP OFF THE TOP OF THE BALCONY TAKING OUT DANHAUSEN AS FANS ALSO CATCH ALLIN IN THE PROCESS COMING DOWN!. They love him!. He manages to walk away as we cut away.

Brooklyn Street Fight
LAX (Santana & Ortiz) Vs Homicide & Eddie Kingston

The brawl starts on the stage. Back and forth by all men. They all have a lot of history. There’s a brawl into the crowd. Chairs are thrown, fans are knocked down. They go into the toilet!. Slamming the toilet doors on each other. Someone’s on the toilet taking a shit and Kingston shoves Ortiz’s head between the guys legs and gives him a swirly!. Holy shit chants from the crowd as Kingston gets thrown into a mirror then slammed onto and into a sink destroying it with water spraying everywhere. Homicide walks out of the bathroom looking for Santana…WAIT…AAAAAH…SANTANA DIVES OFF THE BALCONY A CLASSIC STAPLE OF THIS ARENA. They all eventually fight back to the ring as Ortiz pulls out a cheese grater while Homicide pulls out a stapler. Battle between both as they attack each other at the same time. Kingston pulls out a table laying it across the apron and barricade. Kingston pulls out another and slides it into the ring. Homicide with a cannonball into the corner. He sets it up in the corner…no what is he doing…COP KILLA THROUGH THE TABLE BUT IT DOESN’T BREAK. Another holy shit chant and what a fight this is. Homicide reaches into his pocket…what is that…THAT’S A SICKLE!!!. SHADES OF NEW JACK. HE STARTS CUTTING THE HEAD OF ORTIZ. Santana stops it as he pulls out a pizza cutter!. We are in New York after all. Now Kingston has the cheese grater attacking Santana. We have a human centipede!. Pizza cutter, cheese greater and a sickle!. LAX with a double low blow stopping it. Ortiz sets up the table in the corner putting Homicide on it as Santana puts Kingston on the apron near the table. They’re going for a double finisher ending. All men are busted wide open…WAIT…HOMICIDE GETS OFF THE TABLE IN TIME AND CLIMBS THE TOP ROPE…BAAAAAM SANTANA JUST SPEARED KINGSTON OFF THE APRON THROUGH THE ROPES SENDING HIM THROUGH THE TABLE. HOMICIDE TURNS ORTIZ AROUND ON THE TOP ROPE…NO WAIT…BAAAAAAAM COP KILLA OFF THE SECOND ROPE THROUGH THE FUCKING TABLE…GOOD GOD HE’S DEAD…COVER…1…2…3…IT’S OVER!!!. Homicide and Kingston have won this match!. What a crazy nostalgic classic style street fight match. They celebrate their win in the ring and who knows if this feud is over or it’s just begun. We cut away.

Hardcore Bra & Panties Matchup
Scarlett Bordeaux Vs Taya Valkyrie

Up next a first time ever match. Originally people thought they’d actually wrestle in barbed wire underwear but no. They are both in bra and panties though as Taya looks disgusted by doing this and Scarlett shows off. Back and forth match from both girls. Some boos from the crowd as well because they aren’t the best wrestlers. X Factor and a stink face from Scarlett. Taya exposes the outside concrete and slams Scarlett onto it. All of a sudden she goes under the ring and what the hell…BARBED WIRE UNDERWEAR AND BRA!. Haha it is real!. Taya tries to strip Scarlett in the ring and put the barbed wire on her instead!. Some sort of weird Jesus crown thorn fetish!. Scarlett fights it off. Scarlett puts the barbed wire panties on then stink faces Taya with them!. Cover for a 2. BAAAM KENDO STICK TO THE HEAD BY TAYA. Where did she get that from. It was inside the skirt of the apron!. Very clever!. She beats Scarlett down with it before locking in a cross face!. Taya in control now as she looks for a piledriver which is reversed. DDT by Scarlett. She fires up and puts on the barbed wire bra…what is she doing…MOTORBOAT. SCARLETT MOTORBOATS TAYA INTO HER OWN BARBED WIRE BRA TITTIES!. Another first for wrestling history. Both of these girls are “enhanced” so they should be careful. No idea where or if Kross and Morrison are. Scarlett with an X Factor sending Taya’s head into the barbed wire crotch!. Scarlett goes up top…SPLASH OFF THE TOP ROPE TO TAYA. THE BARBED WIRE LANDS ON TAYA…COVER…1…2…3 DONE!. Scarlett picks up the win!. After the match she takes off her real bra and panties throwing them into the crowd and replacing them with the barbed wire!. Kross better be careful tonight!.


We cut away backstage where we see Mick Foley getting ready for an interview. He’s with Noelle and Dewey wow. He speaks about showing his family around New York and Hammerstein. He puts over New York, Hammerstein and said he’s only had a couple of matches here but they were memorable and to win the world title in this building, on this night, in front of his family and at this show would be incredible. Maybe the best night of my life. He will be the one to finally shut MJF up. Anything can happen in EAM…BANG BAN…hahahaha seriously?. Oh no what is this. Look who it is. Sandow and Charlotte!. Why the hell are they here. Sandow buries Foley while Charlotte gets in Noelle’s face playing with her hair. Foley calls them a joke and that Sandow is killing the ratings and PRIDE. After tonight they will be a group of people without a world champion or leader!. I can be a nice guy but if you cross me then Miss’ Foley’s baby boy will come out to play!. Big pop for that one. Sandow says all we need is another one of Emil’s favorites as champion again…a 50 year old Grandma as champion…hell they might as well make Goldberg world champion and change the company to WWE or TNA!. Charlotte woos in Foley’s face as Mick comes back and ends it with…Charlotte you look like a man and Sandow…YOU COULDN’T GET LAID IN A WHORE HOUSE WITH A FIST FULL OF 50’S!!!. Fans go crazy for that one. CHARLOTTE SLAPS FOLEY BUT HE JUST LAUGHS THEN SLAPS HIMSELF…NOELLE SLAPS CHARLOTTE!!!. WAIT…THIS CAUSES A DISTRACTION AS SANDOW LOWBLOWS FOLEY THEN SPEARS HIM INTO A WALL!. Charlotte knocks down Dewey into Noelle as Charlotte is now attacking Noelle as Sandow takes down Foley throwing stuff at him. Pipes and chairs. People are trying to stop this as Charlotte locks in the figure eight on Noelle as she calls out for her Dad!. This is getting emotional and hard to watch!. Sandow busts open Foley then puts a chair over his neck!. NOOO. WE AREN’T EVEN GONNA HAVE A MAIN EVENT AFTER THIS. SANDOW WANTS TO RETIRE FOLEY NOW!. Maybe this was MJF’s idea!. BAAAAM SANDOW STOMPS ON THE CHAIR THEN SMASHES THE CHAIR SOME MORE INTO HIS HEAD. He teases that he’s gonna do the same to Dewey but backs off. Fans are booing as Charlotte and Sandow leave WOO’ing and strutting away while Foley coughs up blood and Noelle cries!. We may not even have a match tonight!. Foley might need a replacement!?. What a cruel but smart thing to do. We cut back to the ring.


Singles Matchup
Referee Bryce Remsburg is wrapped in barbwire
SHLAK Vs Masada

Fans are still reeling from what we just saw but it’s time for this fight. Neither of these guys are the best wrestlers so it’s gonna be hit each other with shit match. Shlak is a known Neo-Nazi with a Lucha Libre alter ego El Shlako but nobody cares or gives a damn!. This is another first time match as poor Bryce the referee is covered in barbed wire and has weapons attached to his body!. The bell rings and here we go!. Back and forth hard shots from both men, elbows, forearms and head butts. Slams and plexes. They then grab a hold of Bryce throwing him to each other like a hot potato!. Masada reaches into Bryce’s pockets and has a handful of tacks throwing them at Shlak before spitting them at him!. Suplex for a 2. Shlak with a headbutt then he grabs Bryce and full nelsons him and MASADA so the barbed wire is in MASADA’s back!. Very original and a first time ever. Bryce is wearing a face shield for some reason. Bryce actually asks MASADA if he wants to give up while still in the full nelson haha. Shlak then feels something hard in Bryce’s pants and reaches in!…LIGHTTUBE!. UH OH. I’M PRETTY SURE THEY’RE BANNED IN NEW YORK. CZW had a show that was shut down before of this!. New York even tried to ban UFC!. How the hell did Bryce even fit a lighttube in?. BAAAM OVER THE HEAD. SKLAK BITS THE REST. Bit of a tease for later on tonight. MASADA feels around Bryce and there’s a chair under his shirt attacked to his back!. HARD SHOOT CHAIR SHOTS BUT SHLAK NO SELLS AND SAYS FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER!. So MASADA turns the chair the other way round on the no no part and BAAAM CRACKS HIM OVER THE HEAD KNOCKING HIM DOWN…1…2…NO. SHLAK KICKS OUT. MASADA reaches into Bryce’s pockets and uh oh…SKEWERS. A MASADA FAVORITE. MASADA TRIES TO STAB SHLAK IN THE HEAD BUT HE REVERSES WITH AN ACTUAL WRESTLING MOVE. THE DROP TOE HOLD!. SOME OF THE SKEWERS GO INTO THE FACE, THROAT AND MOUTH OF MASADA HOLY SHIT. SHLAK GRABS THE REST OF THE SKEWERS AND STABS MASASA IN THE FUCKING HEAD. WAAAAAH. HOLY SHIT CHANTS. HE SHOVES ONE INTO MASADA’S EAR LOBE AND TWISTS IT!. HE GRABS A CHAIR AND BAAAAM BAAM SOMEONE CALL 911. OVER THE HEAD BEFORE MASADA COLLAPSES…COVER…1…2…3…DONE…THANK GOD!. Shlak gets the win and Bryce runs away just in case. He celebrates his win as we cut away.

Singles Matchup
Douglas O'Shea Vs King Haku

We continue on this amazing show with this bizarre match. Shea comes out cutting a promo and burying Haku as he makes his appearance in the Hammerstein Ballroom maybe for the first time ever walking to the ring all serious. He enters the ring and smacks the microphone out of Shea’s hand…BAAAM HEADBUTT BY HAKU TO SHEA LAYS HIM OUT…HAKU PUTS HIS FOOT ON TOP…1…2…3…IT’S OVER HAHA!. Haku simply leaves the ring but not before a smirk on his face.

LumberJack Matchup for The Center Of Attention Championship
The Fans Are The Lumberjacks
Bayley (c) Vs Piper Niven

One final match before a little intermission and a special segment before we kick off the second half of the show which promises to be crazy and maybe one of the most memorable couple of hours in EAM history!. The first half has been PG Disney!. Out comes Niven as the fans surround the ring. Niven is in the ring waiting but no Bayley!. She’s probably scared of the fans!. WAIT FROM BEHIND…UNDER THE RING IN A HOODIE…BAYLEY…ROLL UP…1…2…NO!. Haha clever idea but didn’t work. She tried to avoid the fans by dressing up as one of them, sliding under the ring before hand!. Niven stares her down and here we go!. She can’t escape the ring as Niven squashes her. Would be a big thing if she wins here. Niven with a bear hug and senton for a 2. She rolls out the ring and uh oh they start whipping her but it doesn’t seem to hurt her?. She gets back in the ring and Niven takes off her hoodie and she has metal armor on!. Haha clever idea. Niven rips it off her. This distracts Niven as Bayley takes control. Cravate/headlock driver. Cross legged submission also but she crawls outside. Nobody wants to attack her though and Bayley doesn’t wanna go outside. Bayley knocks her off the apron but the fans catch her haha. Bayley kicks the ropes as she comes in. Back drop suplex for a 2. Bayley starts to dominate while she looks for the finisher…BAYLEY TO BAYLEY SUPLEX…1…2…BUT ONE OF THE FANS PULLS NIVENS LEG OUT!. Never seen that before. Bayley not happy and kicks the fan but this causes a distraction. NIVEN WITH A BELLY TO BELLY OF HER OWN BEFORE PULLING HER TO THE CORNER…BANZAI DROP TO BAYLEY…WE GOT A NEW CHAMPION…1…SHE PUTS HER FOOT ON THE ROPES BUT A FAN KNOCKS IT OFF HAHA…2…SHE MANAGES TO KICK OUT. Could you imagine if a fan caused her to lose the title. The irony. Thinking about it, Bayley might work with t.E.A.M. Niven looks for another Banzai but Bayley goes underneath…WAIT NO…GANSO BOMB RIGHT ON NIVEN’S HEAD…GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY BUT SHE’S NOT DONE. She puts Niven on the second rope…BAYLEY TO BELLY TO SUPLEX FROM THE SECOND ROPE FOR GOOD MEASURE…1…2…3!. Bayley picks up the win, quickly grabs her title and walks to the back trying not to bother the fans but also mocking them at the same time as we cut away.

Special Segment
Super Humman is gonna do his most insane stunt to date


We are about to enter the second half of the show, with 4 big matches left for all of you fans, but first, the internet sensation, Super Humman is gonna perform his most insane stunt to date. And for those not familiar with Super Humman and what he does, he basicly put up videos of himself doing wrestling spots/bumps. Most commonly a elbow drop onto tables covered with everything from barbwire to cacti. But today, he's going to take things one step further. Tables have ben set on top of each other a the stage underneath the titantron. The tables are covered with the already mentioned barbwire and shit, as Super Humman makes himself ready. He cut's a small promo, mostly shameless self-promoting, before he climbs the titantron, making himself ready on top of it, when suddenly.... the titantron starts to flicker, and music suddenly cranks the Hammerstein Ballroom speakers, and what follows is maybe tonights biggest pop yet. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YT3dtoGK_jM . Sandman walks out on the stage with his vintage kendo stick, popping a beer before bashing it against his forhead. He then looks up on the titantron, pointing at Super Humman with the kendo stick before starting to climb it as well. Brian and Nigel are talking about the fact that Sandman looks pretty intoxicated on beer as he dizzily climbs the titantron. He doesn't fall however, and makes his way on top where he has a staring contest with Super Humman before handing a can of beer over to him. Super Humman takes it, and together they crack open the beers and drink from big cheers from the audience. Super Humman reallu enjoys the moment, as this was a surprise surely. But what follows might have been a whole other surprise entirely. As he's enjoing the beer, taking the focus off from Sandman a second, that second is enough for Sandman, intoxicated or not, to swing the kendo stick at Super Humman's face! As a matter of fact, almost everyone in the audience is as surprised as Super Humman, as a gasp goes trough the audience. Sandman gives zero fucks, as he smacks the kendo stick several times before he lifts Super Humman up, only to throw him off the titantron! And to quote Joey Styles' legendary words; " OH MY GOD!!!! " Super Humman crashes trough the tables below with great impact. EMT's rushes to the site, as he might be dead. Sandman on the other hand calmly takes up a pack of cigarettes from his back pocket, lights a cigaratte and takes a drag, posing with the kendo stick in the air as his music cranks the arena speakers once again. Things didn't go exactly as planned for Super Humman, but at least he can say that he did perform his most insane stunt yet. If he survived that is. We cut to a commercial for this seasons Supersplash show as EMT's helps Super Humman back up on his feet....

We go backstage where we hook up with MJF who is on the floor laughing at what happened to Foley earlier. He then gets serious cutting a promo on him and EAM. He says that Foley doesn’t stand a chance at all now!. He then holds his EAM Title up and finishes by saying…maybe after I win the match tonight…I’ll take this title to a Khan and drop it in the trash can!. He walks away as we cut back to the ring.

Singles Matchup
Sabu's Retirement Matchup
Sabu w/Bill Alfonso Vs Brock Lesnar w/Paul Heyman

Our next match has a melancholy feel over it, as this is Sabu's last match inside the squared circle. Some might think this encounter seems random, but Sabu himself actually said that his personal dream match would be to face Brock Lesnar. Brock on the other hand found the comment amusing, and responded to Sabu, telling him that he would be honored to end the career of The Homicidal, Suicidal, Genocidal, Death–Defying Maniac. Because he was a bloody fool to challenge The Beast!

Lesnar gets into the ring first together with Paul Heyman offcourse. They do their usual sthtick, with Paulie talking trash, but also being a bit serious for a change, as Sabu was one of the originals in his ECW promotion. But just like ECW, everything must come to an end, and now, it's Sabu's turn! Then suddenly, we can hear the irritating whines of a whistle. Like the ones that referees uses at football games etc. Then....it is as if we stepped twenty years back in time, as out on the stage walks Bill Alfonso! And before him he's pushing a dolly, where Sabu is all shackled up in iron, and wearing a Hannibal Lecter mask. This gets one hell of a pop from the audience. Even Lesnar smiles and gives the whole situtation a small nod of approval. But when the bell rings, it's all business, and Lesnar wastes no time. But neither does Sabu. When the shackles are untied and the mask is removed, Sabu point up to the sky before leaping from the top rope. Lesnar catches him in mid air and delivers a powerbomb. He makes a quick cover, but Sabu kicks out at 1! He's not gonna give up that easily on his way out of the business. But the next attempt is stopped by Lesnar as well, who grabs a hold of Sabu and sends him backwards, sending him to Suplex City. This is forming to be a typical Lesnar squash match. It seems like the Legend Sabu was unwise to challenge Lesnar after all. Another Suplex by Lesnar. And another. And another. Lesnar picks Sabu up for the fatal finish, going for the F5. But Sabu manage to get out of Lesnars grips, he dropkicks Lesnar in the back, sending him to the ropes. Sabu slides out of the ring, quickly grabs a chair and slides back in. He makes a run for it, setting up for one of his vintage legdrops with a chair spots, but Lesnar counters him. With a devastating football block manouver he sends Sabu down on the canvas. Lesnar goes for the cover 1......2......No! Sabu Kicks out!.

Lesnar looking to end this once and for all with an F-5…WAIT A MINUTE WHO’S THAT…ON THE TOP BALCONY. OH MY GOD…NO WAY…ARE YOU KIDDING ME…IT’S ROB VAN DAM!!!. This causes the fans and Brock to be distracted…NO….WAAAAAAH RVD DIVES OFF THR TOP BALCONY INTO THE RING ON BROCK. HOLY FUCK. THAT HAD TO BE OVER 30 FOOT HIGH. RVD HAS SAVED SABU. They reunite in the ring and do the pose as Brock has crawled outside the ring. They’re working together. RVD goes under the ring sliding in a table while Sabu has set up a table up on the guard rail and ring apron. Sabu puts Brock on the table…RVD set up the chair…WAAAAAH SPRINGBOARD LEGDROP OVER THE TOP ROPE SENDING BROCK THROUGH THE TABLE. WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW. Sabu rolls him back into the ring…IT’S OVER…NO WAY…THIS WOULD BE THE BIGGEST WIN IN SABU’S CAREER…COVER…1…2…NOOOO HEYMAN PULLS THE REF OUT!. BAAAAM HEYMAN HITS THE REFEREE WITH HIS OLD PHONE. Damn it!. Bill Alfonso chases after him into the ring as Heyman is stuck between RVD, Sabu and Alfonso!. CAT FIGHT BETWEEN ALFONSO AND HEYMAN HAHA…DOG FIGHT!?. This is awesome chants again as they roll out the ring. Sabu puts Brock in the corner as RVD climbs the ropes!?. Sabu puts a chair across his face!?. WAIT…YOU DON’T THINK…..WAAAAAAAAH VAN TERMINATOR TO BROCK LESNAR. HOLY SHIT. It was in this very building over 25 years ago that he created that move. What a way to go out and end their careers. The referee isn’t around though. Sabu and RVD work together and set up the table in the ring!. They lay Brock on top of it!. What now!?. They go to each side of the ring and climb the turnbuckles…RVD SHOUTS LETS SMOKE HIS ASS!!!. WHAT ARE THEY DOING…FUCK IT…WE ALL KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING…IT’S A CLASSIC…..WAAAAAAH LEG DROP FROM SABU AND A FIVE STAR FROGSPLASH FROM RVD AT THE SAME TIME SENDING BROCK THROUGH THE TABLE HAHA!. Nobody expected this!. Anything can happen in EAM!. Sabu makes the cover but no referee so RVD throws him into the ring…COVER…..1……NO WAY…..2….YES….HE KICKED OUT!!!. HE FUCKING KICKED OUT. HOW!?. Fans are booing but what can you do?. The referee is up telling RVD to get the hell out of the ring. Sabu sets up a chair and is looking for something. RVD is on the apron and once again Heyman gets involved grabbing the leg of RVD. ARABIAN MOONSAULT BY SABU BUT WAIT…BROCK IS UP. HE THROWS THE CHAIR AT RVD ON THE APRON KNOCKING HIM DOWN…SABU HAS NO IDEA…HE CAUGHT HIM!!!…BAAAAAM F-5!!!. BROCK TURNED THE MOONSAULT INTO AN F-5!…COVER…1…2…3…DONE!. An incredible ending to this match. Maybe match of the night!. Brock Lesnar stands up and is not happy. Think he took Sabu for granted. So close but just not enough. Brock leaves the ring but seemingly nods at RVD and Sabu showing some very rare respect. Brock picks up Heyman by the belt and carries him to the back like a bag!. We end up with Alfonso, Sabu and RVD in the ring standing up and getting cheered. Lot of emotion here. That was awesome, thank you Sabu, please don’t go and chants of ECW ECW ECW reign out. RVD reaches into his pocket and lights one up!. Is this even legal!?. He might be the first person to ever do this in a ring let alone an EAM ring. Sabu asks for a microphone!?. Has he ever talked before. The crowd go silent as he simply just says ‘Thank you!’. The crowd erupt as they celebrate and we cut away.

1000 Lightbulbs/tubes Deathmatch
Jon Moxley Vs Nick Gage

Both men come down to the ring with some epic entrances. Gage throws tubes over the top rope to the floor but Mox moves. Here we go. A long history between these two men. Back and forth tube shots over and over. Suplexes and slams into it. The ropes are laced in tubes also. Not much to this match apart from hitting each other with them. They fight out into the crowd and start climbing a balcony where we see tables and light tubes cabin but they change their mind and come back down as fans boo. They wanted a big bump!. Back in the ring with a choke breaker onto some tubes. Gage with a Vertebreaker onto chairs and lighttubes for a close 2. Mox comes back with a Hook and Ladder and Front Suplex onto bulbs for a 2 count. They smack each other’s heads of lightbulbs hanging from the ropes. Some of which are on. It’s a little sad that Foley isn’t the referee in this match though. Both men covered in blood. Some this is awesome and holy shit chants as Gage sets up what must be 150 plus tubes in the middle of the ring and takes Mox up top…Mox reverses it…NO…BAAAM DEATH RIDER DROP OFF THE TOP ROPE THROUGH DAMN NEAR 200 TUBES…COVER…1…2…3…DONE!. Moxley picks up the win. He celebrates his after the match.

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What a match we just saw between Gage and Moxley!. Both men covered in blood. We still have the giant double table lighttube log cabin in the audience that didn’t get used!. Gage and Mox go eye to eye…they hug and shake hands!. Wow what a moment. We get CZW chants over and over as they embrace…WAIT A MINUTE…WHO THE HELL IS THAT…THROUGH THE CROWD. HE’S HOLDING A SIGN!!!. He just jumped the barricade and ran into the ring. The sign says X P F’N W AND PROMOTING THEIR NEXT SHOW. IT’S ROB FUCKING BLACK!. Are you kidding me!!!…BAAAM HE LAYS OUT GAGE AND MOXLEY WITH THE SIGN BUT ITS NOT A REGULAR SIGN CLEARLY. It’s a road sign!. Rob Black is trying to hijack this show!. He tries to grab a mic saying XP FUCKING W IS BACK. WE ARE HERE. FUCK ECW AND FUCK CZW!. Huge heat for that. XPW is still alive!?. Black looks terrible. WAIT…WHO IS THAT…COMING DOWN TO THE RING…COULD IT BE…IT IS…THE MESSIAH!!!. HE’S BACK. I don’t think we’ve seen him since the match against Dreamer.

Holy shit chants as Rob looks like he’s just seen a ghost. He tries to escape through the fans but they keep blocking him in. He runs back into the ring and grabs some left over light tubes!. Messiah enters the ring and puts his thumb up!. He’s got a thumb!. He’s got a new steel titanium thumb haha!. He then puts his thumb down. BLACK TRIES TO HIT MESSIAH BUT HE MOVES OUT THE WAY. Black runs through the legs of Messiah and up the ramp way getting boos from the audience. Security won’t let him backstage!. Messiah runs out the ring and up the entrance way chasing after him. Black tries to run into the crowd but they are pushing and shoving him. He starts climbing the balcony trying to escape but Messiah follows. Now Rob is stuck between fans and Messiah. Black backs off begging him and apologising!. Uh oh…Messiah looks down and it’s the two table light tube log cabin below that Gage and Mox didn’t use. Haha do it!!!. Fans chanting YES YES YES. WAIT…WHO IS THAT NOW. THAT’S LIZZY BORDEN!. Where did she come from. Haha she looks even worse than Rob!. She’s below near the tables begging Messiah not to do it…Messiah looks around at the audience and this might be the first ever time he’s been in this building. He shoves his new thumb into the mouth of Black…NO….WAAAAAAAAH MESSIAH THROWS ROB BLACK OFF THE BALCONY THROUGH THE LIGHTTUBES AND TABLES!. Holy shit chants from the audience. Messiah exacts his revenge!. He celebrates with the fans as Rob is put on a stretcher and wheeled to the back with Lizzy holding his hand.

We go backstage and see Rob Black being wheeled out on a stretcher with Messiah looking on laughing. Lizzy goes over to Messiah and attempts to slap him but he grabs and kisses her!!!. He then blows her a kiss then walks away. She screams in anger as the interviewer walks up to her. She then goes crazy on the microphone saying I knew this wasn’t a good idea. I told Rob it wasn’t. I hate this state and the people in it and especially EAM!. Stupid people that watch this company and the owners are stupid also!. Stupid EAM!. Stupid Emil!. Stupid Micki…WOOOAAH. Standing behind Lizzy is…Mickie!. She’s here!. She’s here at HH!. What the hell did you just say about my husband, my company and me you little bitch?. Stupid huh…haha well we are in New York at the Hammerstein Ballroom and there is a ring and I’m feeling Hardcore and I’ve been working on a few new things that I’m dying to try out. So how about I bring some Hardcore Country to Hardcore Hangover!!!. The fans go crazy but Lizzy refuses. Then Mickie teases that maybe she should sue them for invading and tress passing her show and from the look of things it looks like you need all the money you can get right now and don’t need another lawsuit on your hands. So get your ass to the ring right now!!!. Haha what just happened!. Mickie just challenged Lizzy and is on her way to the ring right now. Hardcore Hangover Country. Lizzy looks shocked and angry as she storms to the ring while Hardcore Country starts to play in the background.

Lizzy Borden vs Mickie James

What an impromptu match this is. Fans chanting MICKIE MICKIE FUCKING JAMES OVER AND OVER!. Lizzy looks scared as she’s booed entering the ring but flips off the crowd. Mickie is feeling Hardcore and who knows how many of these matches or PPV’s she will be at. Both dressed in street gear of course. CAT FIGHT TO OPEN THIS MATCH. Announcers going crazy. Lizzy pulling on Mickie’s hair and eyes. Mickie soon fights back and of course said that she’s been working on some new things. Lizzy looks for a bronco buster but Mickie simply moves out the way. Mickie…BAAAM CHICK KICK…1…2…MICKIE LETS GO. She wants to punish Lizzy some more. MICKIE-DT TO LIZZY…1…2…MICKIE LETS GO AGAIN. What is she doing. She waits for Lizzy to get up…BAAAAM ACE CUTTER?. Or the Heart/Hardcore Cutter based on John Laurinaitis and Orton’s move?. I guess she’s got a new move…COVER…1…2…3!. Easy win for Mickie and another PPV victory in the books. She celebrates her win but not before laying out Lizzy with a Jagerbomb another new move she learnt from Martina in the crowd. A nice little bonus. Fans chant nah nah nah nah to Lizzy as she’s dragged out by security.

Triple Threat Matchup For The Ornate Prime Championship
Shawn Michaels as Special Guest Referee
WALTER (c) Vs John Cena Vs Bobby Lashley

Big fight feel here in our penultimate match. Shawn out first with one of the biggest pops of the night and we still haven’t seen that dream match between WALTER but hopefully one day. Lashley and Cena come out next getting mixed reactions but here he comes. The man they call WALTER and only WALTER. Mixed reaction for him once again as he slowly walks down to the ring…WAIT. LASHLEY JUST GRABBED THE STEEL STEPS. WHAT IS HE DOING…WAAAAAAAH LASHLEY THROWS THE STEPS OVER THE TOP ROPE AT WALTER. GOOD GOD. WALTER IS DOWN BEFORE THE MATCH EVEN BEGINS…LASHLEY CHARGES AT CENA…HE REVERSES…BAAAM AA…ARE YOU KIDDING ME ALREADY…SHAWN DECIDES TO COVER…1…2…LASHLEY JUST IN TIME. What an opening!. Walter is back in the ring asking what the fuck Shawn is doing but in German. The match hasn’t even started yet. CENA WITH AN AA TO WALTER FROM BEHIND…1…LASHLEY BREAKS IT UP. HE WAITS IN THE CORNER…BAAAAM ROLLING SPEAR FROM LASHLEY TO CENA…1…2…WALTER BREAKS IT UP NOW!. Lashley and WALTER left and rights back and forth. Lashley looks for the full nelson as Cena locks in the nelson on Lashley!. A double!. Never seen this before. BAAAM WALTER BREAKS BOTH OF THEM HOLY SHIT. WALTER WITH A DOUBLE SPLIT DROPKICK TAKING BOTH MEN DOWN. He covers and asks for Shawn to count in German but don’t think Shawn knows that. Walter gets more angry with Shawn not a good idea. WALTER with a double lariat takes both men down. Double Irish whip and a double chop. Walter charges the other corner pretending he’s about to crush Shawn but teases it only…BAAAAM DOUBLE SPEAR FROM BOTH LASHLEY AND CENA. Working together. They then fight over who should get the cover. AA!. FIVE KNUCKLE SHUFFLE TO LASHLEY BUT WALTER IS WAITING BEHIND WITH A HUGE CHOP. POWERBOMB TO CENA ONTO LASHLEY. WALTER LOOKS FOR AND NAILS A DOUBLE LARIAT…IT’S OVER…1…2…NO BOTH MEN KICK OUT AND WALTER IS PISSED. He once again gets into the face of Shawn who’s being lenient about this…WALTER turns around before a…CHOP TO SHAWN. WHAT IS HE DOING. WALTER PICKS SHAWN UP AND WALKS HIM AROUND THE RING…NO NO…WAAAAAAH WALTER THROWS SHAWN OVER THE TOP ROPE INTO THE CROWD!!!. Holy shit the strength. WALTER goes outside the ring grabbing a title and setting it up sideways. He drags Cena out and lays him on top of it. WALTER goes back inside the ring and picks up Lashley…POWERBOMB OVER THE TOP ROPE ONTO CENA THROUGH THE TABLE HOLY SHIT. AWESOME/TANAKA VIBES. WAIT…WAAAAH WALTER SUICIDE DIVES ONTO BOTH OF THEM OVER THE TOP ROPE!. Now it’s Awesome/Tanaka. Fans going crazy chanting ECW, EAM, THIS IS AWESOME ETC. It’s very hard to hate WALTER when he does things like that. Shawn is somehow up and crawled back into the ring. WALTER also back up and is going face to face with Shawn who is not happy. WALTER drags Cena and Lashley into the ring and nails a top rope splash to both men Jesus!. Maybe match of the night. WALTER again nails another top rope splash as Shawn counts but WALTER is pissed. HE SLAPS SHAWN ACROSS THE FACE AND AGAIN…BAAAAAAAM SWEET CHIN MUSIC. HBK COULDN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE…WALTER FALLS ON TOP OF BOTH LASHLEY AND CENA…SHAWN MAKES THE COVER…1…2…3!!!. HAHAHA IT’S OVER. WHAT AN ENDING!. Shawn was responsible for Walter’s win!. He won’t be happy with that. Very original ending. Shawn was sick and tired of it so superkicked WALTER and he fell like a giant tree onto both of them getting the double pin but Shawn was responsible. Shawn is the last man standing as he leaves the ring getting cheers. He reaches the top of the entrance ramp before uh oh…he’s standing. WALTER is standing up!. He managed to get up. He puts all the titles on him and adjusts with the arms behind his back as we cut away. This one is far from over!.

It is now time for our main event of the evening but before we get to that we would like to introduce to you our commentators for the final match…JOEL GERTNER AND JOEY STYLES!. Haha awesome. Fans chant welcome back at Joel as we get ready for our main event.

Chamber of Horrors Match for The EAM World Heavyweight Championship
MJF (c) Vs Mick Foley

Here we go!. E.A.M are walking to the ring. Cornette, Sandow, Charlotte and MJF. MJF gets into the ring getting boos and stuff thrown at him but he loves it. He gets in the ring and before he even talks people chant SHUT THE FUCK UP. He buries New York and this shithole of a building and that he’s surprised can even fit all 50 of you fat fucks!. He then says he has no opponent so we might as well just end the match right now so I can leave this hell hole!. The cage begins to lower because I guess MJF wants to make it official. The cage has lowered and MJF is counting down…10…9…Sandow, Charlotte and Cornette who are in the ring with him also join in on the count…8…7…this is embarrassing. Could you imagine if the main event of a PPV ended like this?…6…5…remember this isn’t a typical cage and there’s a smaller cage in the middle which hasn’t been lowered yet. We need the ring for the match and don’t want a ring with no room to wrestle…4…3…they have completely ruined the main event after taking out Foley and with the threat that they might leave EAM and take their titles too a Khan. That would surely be the death of EAM. EAM kills EAM oh the irony. So EAM are in a tough spot right now…2…1…the lights are off. What now!?. The lights are completely off in the arena. We even hear MJF shouting turns the lights on. Someone will rob me I’m rich!.

We then hear a bunch of sounds. What the hell is that…EEEEEEEEEH…..EHHHHEEEE…all of a sudden everyone focuses on the entrance way…what is that. THAT’S A BARBED WIRE BAT. THE ONLY THING WE CAN SEE IN COMPLETE DARKNESS!. THEN WE HEAR THE EEEEHHHHEEE AGAIN…IT’S A CHAINSAW. THEN WE SEE A GIANT BALL OF FLAME GO UP INTO THE AIR BEFORE THE LIGHTS GO BACK ON…NO…NO WAY…OH MY GOD…IT’S CACTUS JACK!!!. HE’S BACK. THEY KILLED FOLEY BUT NOT CACTUS. THE MUSIC PLAYS AND STANDING NEXT TO CACTUS IS TERRY FUCKING FUNK WITH A CHAINSAW. CHARLIE IS BACK!. STANDING NEXT TO THEM ARE NOELLE AND DEWEY FOLEY HOLDING A TRASHCAN FULL OF WEAPONS AND A FUCKING FLAMETHROWER!. Maybe they borrowed it from Elon Musk haha!. This is awesome. What a moment this is at Hardcore Hangover!. The look on MJF’s face!. He sends his henchmen to close the door and lock it shut!. He makes Cornette jam his tennis racket in the door to close it!. These idiots have locked themselves inside and can’t get out now!. Funk, Cactus, Noelle and Dewey slowly walk down to the ring with the crowd going ape shit. ECW, EAM, FOLEY, FUNK CHANTS. Impossible to tell. Joey Styles and Joel Gertner are marking out at ringside!. You know Emil is smiling watching this from somewhere. MJF even teased an Emil vs MJF match for Grandslam recently!. They surround the ring trying to get into the cage. FLAME THROWER THROUGH THE CAGE BUT THEY AVOID IT AND RUN INTO THE RING. ON THE OTHER SIDE FUNK IS GOING CRAZY TRYING TO CUT THE CAGE OPEN WITH THE CHAINSAW!. He’s gotta be 80 years old!. They go around to the door of the cage entrance…THEY BURN CORNETTE’S RACKET WHILE FUNK STARTS CHAINSAWING A HOLE INTO THE DOOR HAHA. THEY’RE IN!!!. THEY SURROUND THE RING BEFORE GETTING ON THE APRON. They enter the ring and go eye to eye and toe to toe with them.

Noelle face to face with Charlotte, Dewey and Cornette, Funk and Sandow and Cactus and MJF!. What a tag match that would be!. This is awesome chants from the crowd once again. Sandow has a mark in his trunks!. He’s pissed himself!. MJF smiles and offers a truce…CACTUS SWINGS THE BARBED WIRE BAT AT MJF WHO DUCTS OUT THE WAY PUSHING SANDOW INTO CACTUS AND ROLLS OUT THE RING. FUNK JUST DRANK SOMETHING…WAAAAAH FIREBALL INTO THE FACES OF CORNETTE, SANDOW AND CHARLOTTE!. He used the flamethrower to do it!. Genius. MJF hides under the ring. They roll out the ring and the chase is on!. Dewey going after Cornette running him to the back. Noelle chasing after Charlotte sending her to the back. Funk chases after Sandow with a chainsaw!. Uh oh MJF is all alone in the cage with Cactus!. He pops his head out from under the ring and tries to crawl through the hole in the door. WAIT…NOELLE HAS THE FLAMETHROWER…WAAAAAH SHE LIGHTS THE CAGE HOLE ON FIRE BLOCKING HIM IN!. It looks like Terminator with edges of the cage burning!. This might win best moment of the year at the Slammies!.

MJF slowly crawls back into the ring begging Noelle not to burn him. Jews and ovens!. MJF turns around…BANG BANG FROM CACTUS JACK…BAAAAM DOUBLE ARM DDT!!!. COVER!!!. The referee is in the ring…1…NO WAY…2 WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION…NOOOO HE KICKED OUT. DAMN IT!. The match has just started and look at what has happened. MJF rolls out the ring…Foley runs outside with a spinning neck breaker on the floor to MJF!. Vintage Cactus!. Jack beats his ass all around the cage and into it before MJF grabs Dewey’s trash can full of weapons throwing it at Foley slowing him down. We have a match on our hands!. MJF sends Jack in the steel steps knees first before beating Jack down in the ring with the trash can. MJF said he wants to retire Foley and make this his last match. MJF puts the can over his head and starts beating him with the barbed wire bat!. MJF slides a table into the ring and grabs a sand bag from out of the can and whacks Cactus with it.

MJF looks for a Swanton bomb and nails it…1…2…NO Foley kicks out. The rules are a little different than the original Chambers match because you must get pinned before being put in the electric chair!. Makes it better. MJF looks for his finisher but Cactus or Foley reverses it with a suplex!. Foley is looking for something…MR SOCKO TO MJF HAHA. WAIT HE DECIDES TO COVER MR SOCKO IN BARBED WIRE AND SHOVE IT DOWN MJF’S THROAT!. Holy shit chants from the audience. MJF with a low blow stops it. MJF throws Foley outside the ring onto the apron then shakes the ropes knocking him into the cage wall!. MJF throws the trashcan over the top rope right at Foley. MJF with a dive over the top but he misses. Foley slams MJF onto the outside steel steps then puts the can on top of him. Foley climbs the second rope and is looking for another classic. ELBOW DROP BUT MJF MOVES AND FOLEY FLATTENS THE TRASHCAN AND LANDS ON THE STEEL STEPS OH NO. MJF starts insulting him and throwing him back into the ring for a 2 count.

MJF sets up the table. Of course Foley was in the first and last chambers match and you have to put the handle down to electrify this match. MJF puts Foley on the table but Foley kicks it off. Foley looks to reverse it but MJF beats the shit out of Foley with a barbed wire bat ripping his clothes off as it sticks onto him. RIGHT IN THE FACE. Foley covered in blood fires up. Left and rights back and forth. BAAAAM DOUBLE ARM DDT HE DID IT AGAIN BUT HE DECIDED NOT TO COVER!. Foley puts MJF on the table but what the hell Cornette is here!. Cornette has ran out to the ring and through the cage hole. HE SMACKS FOLEY OVER THE BACK WITH THE BAT BUT FOLEY NO SELLS AND MR SOCKOS CORNETTE BUT CHARLOTTE IS NOW HERE AND PULLS ON HIS HAIR. SHE HELPS MJF UP. BAAM SAND BAG TO THE HEAD. DAMN IT!. Charlotte and Cornette leave to boos as MJF opens the sand bag and oooh my it’s thumbtacks!. MJF covers the table in thumbtacks and takes Foley to the top rope!. Not this way…NO…WAIT A MINUTE FOLEY FIGHTS IT OFF. LOOKING FOR A SUPERPLEX BUT CHARLOTTE AND CORNETTE THROW TACKS IN THE EYES OF FOLEY. THAT HOLE CAME BACK TO HAUNT THEM. WHAT IS MJF DOING…NO…WAIT…WAAAAAAH SOUTH HAMPTONS PLUNGE OFF THE TOP ROPE THROUGH THE TABLE!!!. Holy shit…MJF COVERS…..1…..NO PLEASE…..2…..NOOOO…..3!!!!. Damn it!. MJF keeps the title again and ruins another PPV ending!.

Fans are not happy but can’t even throw stuff at him. MJF celebrates his victory as the sounds go out while the little cage and chair comes down into the ring. This isn’t right!. MJF opens the door and puts Foley into the chair no!. WAIT FOLEY KICKS HIM OFF HAHA. FOLEY IS FIGHTING BACK. HE SMASHES MJF’S HEAD INTO THE MINI CAGE AND PUTS HIM INTO THE CHAIR YES!. Foley leave the ring, climbs the cage and pulls the lever…WAIT…SANDOW NOW IS HERE. WHERE DO THEY KEEP COMING FROM. SANDOW SMASHES FOLEY’S HEAD STOPPING THE LEVER BUT HAHA LOOK AT THIS. STYLES ANS GERTNER HAVE CLIMBED THE CAGE AND ARE PULLING ON SANDOW…..WAAAAAAAAAH SANDOW FALLS OFF THE SIDE OF THE CAGE THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!. OH MY GOD!. They couldn’t take it anymore as Foley pulls the lever but it doesn’t work because MJF is out of it. MJF attacks Foley again. Smashing his head off the outside mini cage before shoving him into it. MJF puts Foley in the chair!. HE PUSHES THE LEVER DOWN……WAAAAH HOLY FUCK. THE SPARKS GO OFF. FOLEY IS BEING ELECTRIFIED!. SPARKS AND ELECTRIC CURRENTS REIGN OUT. MJF STANDS ON TOP OF THE MINI CAGE HOLDING HIS TITLE HIGH AS THE FANS BOO BUT WE ARE LOSING CONNECTION…THE…IS BREAKING…LIVE STREAM. THE GRID AND POWER ARE CUTTING OFF. WE ARE ABOUT TO…GO OFF…THE AIR…FUCK YOU MJF!!!. We fade to black.

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Live from Hammerstein Ballroom, New York/USA

The show starts with a recap of last nights happenings. It's been less than 24 hours since Hardcore Hangover, and the arena has not even managed to calm down yet. With everything that happened last night, we are bound to get some aftermath tonight for sure.... Scene cuts...

We find ourselves in GM Randy Orton's office when someone knocks on the door. Befoere Orton manage to reply, the door opens and Jon Moxley puts his head in the door-crack and peeks in. And almost in a childish way, he asks Orton is he wanted to see him. Orton says yes, and gestures for Moxley to enter and be seated. Moxley enters, and before sitting down, makes a couple of comments about Orton's office and how Orton has really made his way up the corporate ladder. As we all know, the history between Orton and Moxley goes a long time back, as both men has been posterboys for the company for such a long time, and as we know, they never really went along. Orton once again gestures for Moxley to sit down and Moxley does so. Orton starts by telling Moxley what we all know, that they might not always have gone along with each other, but.... Orton thinks he's might just have something that can change that. As of right now, Moxley is the only person Orton can think of that can solve Orton's problem. Moxley reaches forward against Orton, resting his head on top of his knuckles and energicly take a couple of big chews on the gum in his mouth.

Moxley: I'm listening....

We cut to the Jamboree vignette....

Brian and Nigel welcomes us to another episode of Monday Night Jamboree, and they are buzzing after what went down last night. They then discuss who the hell is going to dethrone MJF, as someone has to do it, before he ruins the whole company and make them a laughingstock. Tony and Vince must be rubbing their hands together at this very moment. And before they manage to say anything more, they are interrupted by exactly the person they are talking about. The titantron flickers and music cranks the arena speakers, accompanied by loud boooo's from the fans in attendance. Out on the stage walks all the members of E.A.M. with their leader, The EAM World Heavyweight Champion; Maxwell Jacob Friedman in front. They make their way down the ramp towards the ring, and the noise from the audience are getting louder and louder. The amount of X-Pac heat in Hammerstein right now can be cut with a knife. They make their way into the ring, where MJF cut's a promo, with a bit of difficulity, because of the noise from the fans. But MJF knows how to shut them up, and he gestures to Cornette who brings him a garbage can. MJF then unbuttons The EAM World Heavyweight Championship from his waist and holds it over the garbage can in which Cornette just has lit on fire. The audience suddenly goes all still. MJF thanx all the peons for their attention, and if they love EAM, they better shut up for the next five minutes and listen to what he has got to say. And don't worry, he wont be using any BIG words or phrases that the audience might not understand. He continues on, speaking to everyone present as they where children. He even uses that sort of voice an adult uses when he speaks to an infant. He goes on for a while. Longer than five minutes in fact, but in those minutes he manages to make a fool of everyone except himself and his fellow members of E.A.M. He explains that from this point forward, it will be they who makes the calls around here, and there is nothing or nobody who can do anything about it. After he's finished he hands over the microphone to The Primetime Bitch Champion; Charlotte Flair, who also has something she wants to get off her chest, putting down The Foley family, but especially Noelle. Then she hands over the microphone to Stevens, who also makes a shoot, telling everyone present that there is no way he will be defending The Pride Championshop against Mil three weeks from now. There is nothing on the protocols or the rules that says he's got to. His lawyer has triple checked it. So he's pretty sorry he's got to let his fans down, but a match against Mil is out of the question. Major booo's from the audience follows as Stevens hands the microphone over to Cornette. But as Cornette is about to speak, music cranks the arena speakers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JT02-Lzg-CA . The audience explodes in cheers, and MJF, Charlotte, Stevens and Cornette focus their attention at the entrance area, all flabbergasted by the situation. They are actually so focused on the entrance area and the stage, that they don't notice the person sliding into the ring from behind. But it's not Brock. Moxley goes at MJF from behind, and neither MJF or anyone else realises it before it's to late. Moxley lifts MJF up in a fireman's carry, then plunges him down onto the burning thrashcan in the middle of the ring. It all goes down so fast, and when the other members of E.A.M. understands whats going on, they quickly leaves the ring. Like rats leaving a sinking ship, not thinking about their leader for a second. They make their way up the rampway to freedom while MJF is left alone in the ring, wiggling around in pain from the impact with the fire-lit trashcan. The audience explodes in loud pops, as Moxley fires them up, waiting for MJF to get back up on his feet. The other however have reached the stage and are about to escape for the backstage-area when auddenly five persons walks out on the stage intercepting them. Mick, with Dewey and Noelle, together with Mil Muertes and James Mitchell oppose themselves in front of Stevens, Charlotte and Cornette, and the audience pops yet another time, as they know what's coming as much as everyone on the stage knows. It's unavoidable. A brawl occurs on the stage, as The Foley's centers their attention on Charlotte, while Mil goes at Stevens and Mitchell and Cornette goes eye-to-eye. MJF manage to escape the clutches of Moxley as he gets back on his feet, and he quickly rolls out of the ring, but forgetting to grab the EAM Title in the process. Moxley picks up the title together with the microphone in which MJF had in his hands when Moxley attacked him. Moxley then focus his attention on MJF, asking him if he's got time for a little story. MJF screams obsceneties at Moxley and flips the bird towards him, but Moxley pretends he does not hear or see's it, and goes forward with the story anyhow. He then tells the story of a little boy, who grew up in the cold norths, in the land of vikings, known to us foreigners as Norway. This little boy grew up watching american wrestling, but since his parents didn't have cable, he was not able to watch it on a regular basis as he wanted to. Instead, his uncle would tape shows, and send them to him in the mail on VHS tapes......(Moxley goes on for a while, before he gets to the point) Moxley then explains that if MJF is to stupid to understand who this little boy was, Moxley can tell him that that very person is not only Moxley's boss, but also MJF's and all the other stooge's boss. He's the one who provides you with money, so you can eat, and pay your bills etc. and this is the way you repay him? By tarnishing his lifeswork? Not only that, you stupid people are sole reason that hundreds of people will lose their jobs, if you keep up with your silly shenanigans. Moxley has been with this company from the very beginning. Trough bad times and good times. And only GOD knows that this company has the greatest management, the greatest locker rooms, the greatest cafeteria.....THE GREATEST FANS! (This offcourse gets another big pop) And Moxley wont be the one sitting with his hands in his lap, watching MJF and his blokes ruin not only a man's lifeswork, but the greatest wrestling company in the world today! Moxley then explains to MJF that his threats about leaving does not change anything. The door is right there, if you wanna leave (Moxley points towards the exit) if you think anyone will hire you when they hear how you threat management, go ahead! Security makes their way out on the stage at this point, trying their best to seperate the combatants. Moxley then announce for everyone to hear, what's going to be the main event at this years Supersplash, as Maxwell Jacob Friedman, will be defending The EAM World Heavyweight Championship.....against Jon Moxley! That is if MJF aint afraid to offcourse, and wanna leave with his tail between his legs. We cut to commercials with the image of Jon Moxley holding up The EAM Championship. That's something we haven't seen in almost five years. Is it a omen of things to come?


Singles Matchup
Angelico Vs " Speedball " Mike Bailey

We get a HBK promo next, where he explains his actions last night, as he does not approve of the fact that EAM has become this kind of company that you just can pop by and get a title match when it pleases you. Changes are inevitable over time offcourse, but that does not mean you have to like and approve of all changes. Some people should pick up a history book, or at least the history of EAM Promotions. And when they are about it, they might wanna pick up a history book about world war 2 in the process, so maybe they'll understand that rooting for a neo-nazi is Baaaaaad news. It's heartbreaking really. But it seems like history has a tendency to repeat itself. Fortunately.....

We then cut to our next matchup of the evening, which is a pre-taped match that happened at last weeks IMPACT wrestling tapings.

*** Pre Taped at IMPACT ***

EAM Intergender Tag Team Championships Matchup
Mike & Maria Kanellis (c) Vs Matt Cardona & Chelsea Green

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As we get back from commercial break, we get a promotional video for the upcoming PPV, or PPV's rather, as we are going into summer season, and as tradition calls in EAM, the guys and girls on the main roster are entitled to a three weeks vacation, and when they come back, it will be time for the biggest spectacle of the summer, this year from Acapulco, Mexico; Supersplash 11! And while then guys and girls on the main roster are taking a vacation, the EAM fans can tune in on Pride twice a week, culminating in " The Fight Of The Following " which will be the Pride brand's 5th ever PPV! But before that, we are going to get two full weeks of regular TV schedule, followed up by the 5th ever episode of Sautday Night Showcase! So, there will be more than enough rasslin' action to fulfill your needs. We then cut back to the arena for our next matchup of the evening.

Tag Team Matchup
Golden Lovers (Omega & Ibushi) Vs Keith Lee & Donovan Dijakovic

Next up is a promo from EAM's newest couple, Marty and Martina, who's talking about marriage already, and where the honeymoon should go. But their main focus of attention is something they would love to get their hands on, as a token of their relationship, like when people are giving each other rings and stuff. What Marty and Martina has in mind however, is both flashy and practical, as they show status, and meanwhile keep their jeans up. They are offcourse talking about The EAM Intergender Tag Team Championships. And they personally think it's preposterous that those titles are defended, not only by people not signed with EAM anymore, but on a competing show even! But that's not gonna last much longer they can assure. Because just like a moth circling around a flame, they are tuning in on those title straps!

*** PRE TAPED ***

EAM CrosssPromotional Championship Matchup
AJ Styles (c) w/Triple C Vs Noam Dar

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Before our main event for the night, we go backstage one last time, where Renee Young is together with John Cena, asking him about his thoughts of last night. Cena is humble, saying that he underestimated the competition, no doubt, but he also makes a point of the fact that he will have to take a little chat with mister " Heartbreak Kid " when he bumps into him, that's for sure. When that is said, Cena is best served with looking forward and not backwards, at least at this time in his career. He thinks of this opportunity to finally be wrestling in EAM Promotion as the last chaper of his career, and he's not particilarly here to win titles, that would be just a bonus to be honest. No, he think of this as a chance to work and go some macthes he would not be able to go elsewhere. And if he manage to entertain and make some fans along the way, that's all he can ask for really.... We then cut back to the ring for our main event.

EAM Tag Team Championships Matchup
Rey Fenix & Will Ospreay (c) Vs Orange Cassidy & Human Tornado


As the show is coming to an end, the scene cut's again. We find ourselves in some kind of makeshift office. A unknown man sits opposite a more well known face to the EAM audience, as Mr. Travis Gerweck swins in his chair. The unknown man, who appears to be some sort of goon, are apologizing for last night, as he was sure Gage could handle it, as Mr. Gerweck himself witnessed down at the docks. Travis however waves him away, telling him not to worry, as he's already got a man on the inside, and he's doing one hell of a job. We fade to black with the image of Travis Gerwecks evil grin....

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Live from Hammerstein Ballroom, New York/USA

The show starts with a recap of last nights happenings. It's been less than 24 hours since Hardcore Hangover, and the arena has not even managed to calm down yet. With everything that happened last night, we are bound to get some aftermath tonight for sure.... Scene cuts...

We find ourselves in GM Randy Orton's office when someone knocks on the door. Befoere Orton manage to reply, the door opens and Jon Moxley puts his head in the door-crack and peeks in. And almost in a childish way, he asks Orton is he wanted to see him. Orton says yes, and gestures for Moxley to enter and be seated. Moxley enters, and before sitting down, makes a couple of comments about Orton's office and how Orton has really made his way up the corporate ladder. As we all know, the history between Orton and Moxley goes a long time back, as both men has been posterboys for the company for such a long time, and as we know, they never really went along. Orton once again gestures for Moxley to sit down and Moxley does so. Orton starts by telling Moxley what we all know, that they might not always have gone along with each other, but.... Orton thinks he's might just have something that can change that. As of right now, Moxley is the only person Orton can think of that can solve Orton's problem. Moxley reaches forward against Orton, resting his head on top of his knuckles and energicly take a couple of big chews on the gum in his mouth.

Moxley: I'm listening....

We cut to the Jamboree vignette....

Brian and Nigel welcomes us to another episode of Monday Night Jamboree, and they are buzzing after what went down last night. They then discuss who the hell is going to dethrone MJF, as someone has to do it, before he ruins the whole company and make them a laughingstock. Tony and Vince must be rubbing their hands together at this very moment. And before they manage to say anything more, they are interrupted by exactly the person they are talking about. The titantron flickers and music cranks the arena speakers, accompanied by loud boooo's from the fans in attendance. Out on the stage walks all the members of E.A.M. with their leader, The EAM World Heavyweight Champion; Maxwell Jacob Friedman in front. They make their way down the ramp towards the ring, and the noise from the audience are getting louder and louder. The amount of X-Pac heat in Hammerstein right now can be cut with a knife. They make their way into the ring, where MJF cut's a promo, with a bit of difficulity, because of the noise from the fans. But MJF knows how to shut them up, and he gestures to Cornette who brings him a garbage can. MJF then unbuttons The EAM World Heavyweight Championship from his waist and holds it over the garbage can in which Cornette just has lit on fire. The audience suddenly goes all still. MJF thanx all the peons for their attention, and if they love EAM, they better shut up for the next five minutes and listen to what he has got to say. And don't worry, he wont be using any BIG words or phrases that the audience might not understand. He continues on, speaking to everyone present as they where children. He even uses that sort of voice an adult uses when he speaks to an infant. He goes on for a while. Longer than five minutes in fact, but in those minutes he manages to make a fool of everyone except himself and his fellow members of E.A.M. He explains that from this point forward, it will be they who makes the calls around here, and there is nothing or nobody who can do anything about it. After he's finished he hands over the microphone to The Primetime Bitch Champion; Charlotte Flair, who also has something she wants to get off her chest, putting down The Foley family, but especially Noelle. Then she hands over the microphone to Stevens, who also makes a shoot, telling everyone present that there is no way he will be defending The Pride Championshop against Mil three weeks from now. There is nothing on the protocols or the rules that says he's got to. His lawyer has triple checked it. So he's pretty sorry he's got to let his fans down, but a match against Mil is out of the question. Major booo's from the audience follows as Stevens hands the microphone over to Cornette. But as Cornette is about to speak, music cranks the arena speakers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JT02-Lzg-CA . The audience explodes in cheers, and MJF, Charlotte, Stevens and Cornette focus their attention at the entrance area, all flabbergasted by the situation. They are actually so focused on the entrance area and the stage, that they don't notice the person sliding into the ring from behind. But it's not Brock. Moxley goes at MJF from behind, and neither MJF or anyone else realises it before it's to late. Moxley lifts MJF up in a fireman's carry, then plunges him down onto the burning thrashcan in the middle of the ring. It all goes down so fast, and when the other members of E.A.M. understands whats going on, they quickly leaves the ring. Like rats leaving a sinking ship, not thinking about their leader for a second. They make their way up the rampway to freedom while MJF is left alone in the ring, wiggling around in pain from the impact with the fire-lit trashcan. The audience explodes in loud pops, as Moxley fires them up, waiting for MJF to get back up on his feet. The other however have reached the stage and are about to escape for the backstage-area when auddenly five persons walks out on the stage intercepting them. Mick, with Dewey and Noelle, together with Mil Muertes and James Mitchell oppose themselves in front of Stevens, Charlotte and Cornette, and the audience pops yet another time, as they know what's coming as much as everyone on the stage knows. It's unavoidable. A brawl occurs on the stage, as The Foley's centers their attention on Charlotte, while Mil goes at Stevens and Mitchell and Cornette goes eye-to-eye. MJF manage to escape the clutches of Moxley as he gets back on his feet, and he quickly rolls out of the ring, but forgetting to grab the EAM Title in the process. Moxley picks up the title together with the microphone in which MJF had in his hands when Moxley attacked him. Moxley then focus his attention on MJF, asking him if he's got time for a little story. MJF screams obsceneties at Moxley and flips the bird towards him, but Moxley pretends he does not hear or see's it, and goes forward with the story anyhow. He then tells the story of a little boy, who grew up in the cold norths, in the land of vikings, known to us foreigners as Norway. This little boy grew up watching american wrestling, but since his parents didn't have cable, he was not able to watch it on a regular basis as he wanted to. Instead, his uncle would tape shows, and send them to him in the mail on VHS tapes......(Moxley goes on for a while, before he gets to the point) Moxley then explains that if MJF is to stupid to understand who this little boy was, Moxley can tell him that that very person is not only Moxley's boss, but also MJF's and all the other stooge's boss. He's the one who provides you with money, so you can eat, and pay your bills etc. and this is the way you repay him? By tarnishing his lifeswork? Not only that, you stupid people are sole reason that hundreds of people will lose their jobs, if you keep up with your silly shenanigans. Moxley has been with this company from the very beginning. Trough bad times and good times. And only GOD knows that this company has the greatest management, the greatest locker rooms, the greatest cafeteria.....THE GREATEST FANS! (This offcourse gets another big pop) And Moxley wont be the one sitting with his hands in his lap, watching MJF and his blokes ruin not only a man's lifeswork, but the greatest wrestling company in the world today! Moxley then explains to MJF that his threats about leaving does not change anything. The door is right there, if you wanna leave (Moxley points towards the exit) if you think anyone will hire you when they hear how you threat management, go ahead! Security makes their way out on the stage at this point, trying their best to seperate the combatants. Moxley then announce for everyone to hear, what's going to be the main event at this years Supersplash, as Maxwell Jacob Friedman, will be defending The EAM World Heavyweight Championship.....against Jon Moxley! That is if MJF aint afraid to offcourse, and wanna leave with his tail between his legs. We cut to commercials with the image of Jon Moxley holding up The EAM Championship. That's something we haven't seen in almost five years. Is it a omen of things to come?

Lot happening here. Long ass promo. Moxley vs MJF makes sense I guess. Could be Brock but not yet or wouldn’t work. Should be an interesting match. Not sure if it needs a gimmick. Can Mox bring it back home?. Noelle vs Charlotte another match it looks like. Mil is still a heel really so could be tough match. Cornette/Minister have lot of history also. Maybe Foley could be the referee. Nice Emil back story. Maybe he’ll be in the Slobberknocker. Fire works for Mox’s Austin style. Crazy to think it’s been five years since Mox was last champion. Still remember the Orton saga. Have an idea for a new gimmick match maybe a trash truck/compactor where the person has to be thrown into it to lose. Could work in an MJF match eventually. Could call it Trash Talk. Huge main event. One of the greatest ever openings and promo segments in Jamboree history probably.

Singles Matchup
Angelico Vs " Speedball " Mike Bailey

Fun match. Very fast paced action from both guys. High flying fast action also. Speedball with a suprakicks and the standing 450 for the 3 count. Angelico gets the dropkick and Swanton but not enough for the victory.

We get a HBK promo next, where he explains his actions last night, as he does not approve of the fact that EAM has become this kind of company that you just can pop by and get a title match when it pleases you. Changes are inevitable over time offcourse, but that does not mean you have to like and approve of all changes. Some people should pick up a history book, or at least the history of EAM Promotions. And when they are about it, they might wanna pick up a history book about world war 2 in the process, so maybe they'll understand that rooting for a neo-nazi is Baaaaaad news. It's heartbreaking really. But it seems like history has a tendency to repeat itself. Fortunately.....

Ha seemed to be taking a shot at someone else as well as WALTER. Fortunately or unfortunately. Should be a good match. Could main event, don’t need a gimmick either. Also got flashes of Shawn being the GM possibly. Maybe taking over from Orton after he retires possibly.

We then cut to our next matchup of the evening, which is a pre-taped match that happened at last weeks IMPACT wrestling tapings.

*** Pre Taped at IMPACT ***

EAM Intergender Tag Team Championships Matchup
Mike & Maria Kanellis (c) Vs Matt Cardona & Chelsea Green

Cardona has completely changed from nerd loser to Deathmatch King and is doing great. Finally good and likeable. Back and forth match and maybe years ago the formally Zack Ryder would have sucked but as Maria is about to pin Green. Cardona just slaps her!. What an asshole, there’s been rumors that he was gonna appear at HH and help MJF but obviously that didn’t happen. Green also has some old heat and history with Mickie. CARDONA LAYS OUT MARIA AS MIKE IS OUTSIDE THE RING…1…2…3!. What!. Are you kidding me!. We have new champions!. Oh no!. Mickie won’t be too happy with this. Green and Cardona in EAM and they’ve never even wrestled a match I don’t think. This might be the first time ever this has happened and in a different promotion wow!. They are coming to EAM!. Maybe even join Team E.A.M. More titles for that faction?. Mike and Maria were not expecting this but they can get a rematch at Supersplash maybe.

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As we get back from commercial break, we get a promotional video for the upcoming PPV, or PPV's rather, as we are going into summer season, and as tradition calls in EAM, the guys and girls on the main roster are entitled to a three weeks vacation, and when they come back, it will be time for the biggest spectacle of the summer, this year from Acapulco, Mexico; Supersplash 11! And while then guys and girls on the main roster are taking a vacation, the EAM fans can tune in on Pride twice a week, culminating in " The Fight Of The Following " which will be the Pride brand's 5th ever PPV! But before that, we are going to get two full weeks of regular TV schedule, followed up by the 5th ever episode of Sautday Night Showcase! So, there will be more than enough rasslin' action to fulfill your needs. We then cut back to the arena for our next matchup of the evening.

Makes sense. Lot going on. Supersplashes have been classics in the past. Maybe make the 11 on the poster water skies.

Tag Team Matchup
Golden Lovers (Omega & Ibushi) Vs Keith Lee & Donovan Dijakovic

Awesome match here. Almost 15 minutes long. Back and forth action from all. Lee with the All Star Clash Crash and a BBC. Ibushi and Omega get some moves in including the Golden Shower but not enough for the win. Lee gets the pin. Slight issue with Golden Lovers after the match but they seem fine.

Next up is a promo from EAM's newest couple, Marty and Martina, who's talking about marriage already, and where the honeymoon should go. But their main focus of attention is something they would love to get their hands on, as a token of their relationship, like when people are giving each other rings and stuff. What Marty and Martina has in mind however, is both flashy and practical, as they show status, and meanwhile keep their jeans up. They are offcourse talking about The EAM Intergender Tag Team Championships. And they personally think it's preposterous that those titles are defended, not only by people not signed with EAM anymore, but on a competing show even! But that's not gonna last much longer they can assure. Because just like a moth circling around a flame, they are tuning in on those title straps!

Clever idea, didn’t think about them being a team or going after those titles.

*** PRE TAPED ***

EAM CrosssPromotional Championship Matchup
AJ Styles (c) w/Triple C Vs Noam Dar

Pretty solid match from both guys. Cesaro being forced to watch. Noam gets some good moves in. At the end of the match Styles gets the win following a second rope styles clash.

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Before our main event for the night, we go backstage one last time, where Renee Young is together with John Cena, asking him about his thoughts of last night. Cena is humble, saying that he underestimated the competition, no doubt, but he also makes a point of the fact that he will have to take a little chat with mister " Heartbreak Kid " when he bumps into him, that's for sure. When that is said, Cena is best served with looking forward and not backwards, at least at this time in his career. He thinks of this opportunity to finally be wrestling in EAM Promotion as the last chaper of his career, and he's not particilarly here to win titles, that would be just a bonus to be honest. No, he think of this as a chance to work and go some macthes he would not be able to go elsewhere. And if he manage to entertain and make some fans along the way, that's all he can ask for really.... We then cut back to the ring for our main event.

Hmm maybe Brock vs Cena at Supersplash?. Not a bad idea. One last match for Kurt Angle vs Cena?. Goldberg vs Cena can’t remember. Cena vs Orton, Or even Brock vs Lashley vs Brock. A big match for the show and maybe #1 contendership is an idea. Random thought but Rock’s dream opponents were Sting, Rey Mysterio and Savage for Mania 21 but never happened.

EAM Tag Team Championships Matchup
Rey Fenix & Will Ospreay (c) Vs Orange Cassidy & Human Tornado

Solid match. Maybe the best on the show. Back and forth action. Some comedy throughout also. 630/Essex Destroyer combo on Cassidy for the 3 count. Tornado not pinned so maybe a rematch down the line.

As the show is coming to an end, the scene cut's again. We find ourselves in some kind of makeshift office. A unknown man sits opposite a more well known face to the EAM audience, as Mr. Travis Gerweck swings in his chair. The unknown man, who appears to be some sort of goon, are apologizing for last night, as he was sure Gage could handle it, as Mr. Gerweck himself witnessed down at the docks. Travis however waves him away, telling him not to worry, as he's already got a man on the inside, and he's doing one hell of a job. We fade to black with the image of Travis Gerwecks evil grin…

Hmm wonder who it could be or who is coming next. Reminds me of Sin City visually this storyline https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/si...20140118223419

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Episode #208 - Taped in New York/USA

Don Callis & Joe Rogan welcomes us to another epiode of Friday Night Pride, as Music cranks the speakers, and General Manager William Regal walks down to the ring, where he then announce to everyone, but especially The Pride Champion; Aaron Stevens, that last time he checked, he was the GM around here, and HE calls the shots. And threats does not affect the decisions that are being made regarding the future of The Pride Championship. Opposing the guys who pays your bills are never a good idea. Neither is the threat about jumping ships while holding championship gold. If Aaron Stevens wanna walk out of here, the door is right there! Just remember to leave behind that Pride Championship at the doorstep, because that second you decide to do something stupid like that, you will not only be stripped from the championship, but you will be historic, being the only champion in EAM's almost 17 years of existence, to be stripped of a title. That's really something to brag about huh? Oh well, guess it fits Stevens persona perfectly actually. Anyways, those are the actions that will be made, if Stevens decides to make an ass of himself. Music cranks the arena speakers then. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zim7J5u00yM . The Pride Champion walks out on the stage, to major booo's from the audience. He's not alone however, as he's followed by a bunch of guards, wearing Karate outfits and black headbands. What is this all about? Regal thanks Stevens for coming out hewre, but would much like to have him down here in the ring with him. Stevens explains then that he's real comfortable where he is, surrounded by his guards. Or entourage as he calls them. Stevens agree with defending the title against Mil on the upcoming PPV, however, with just one tiny detail added. Regal asks what and Stevens explains that usually on PRIDE's only PPV during the year, some people are granted a match who might just win them a chance to move up to the main brand right? Regal cannot disagree with this, asking what Stevens are going at? Stevens then explains to Regal that he thinks it's stupid that a mid-carder might get that chance, while the Pride Champion however, only gets the chance to defend his title, which is a minor title mind you, but does not get the chance to move up to Jamboree if he retains. Are you catching my drift William? Regal does, and he tells Aaron that how much he hates admitting it, Stevens't got a point. Not only that, but if Stevens actually might work miracles and retain against Mil, Regal wont have to put up with Stevens on a weekly basis anymore.... Regal then tell Stevens he's got a deal! We cut to the Pride vignette....


8-Man Tag Team Elimination Matchup
The Fixers (Jay Bradley and Wrecking Ball Legursky) Vs FTR (Cash Wheeler & Dash Harwood) Vs Bear Country (Bear Bronson and Bear Boulder) Vs Varsity Blondes (Brian Pillman Jr. & Griff G.)

We go backstage where Alicia Atout are standing about to interview The Pride Tag Team Champions; Otis and Tucker, known to most wrestling fans as Heavy Machinery. When they are asked about what they think about the tag match that just took place, and who they think will get a shot at their tag titles at the upcoming Pride PPV, they reply by telling Alicia that whoever steps up will get the same treatment that everyone else has gotten. Besides, they have beaten them all, honestly, they really dont see anyone doing it. They have beaten Fan favorites, underdogs, the new guys on the block, they have even put down a couple of legendary tag teams along the way. So sure, if there is any team out there who thinks they got what it takes to beat Otis and Tucker, go ahead, they encourage it. Now you gotta excuse them, because they are about to ravage that foodstand before it closes for the night. We cut back to the ring for our next matchup...

Singles Matchup (Read below first)
Odyssey Jones Vs Max Caster

The match ends in a double count out as Jones and Caster takes the match outside the ring, not caring about the referee's ten count. Jones puts Caster trough the barricade with a gore like manouver, and that's all she wrote. This rivalry/feud has been going on for some time now. Maybe it will end at the upcoming Pride PPV? We cut to commercials....

Our main event for tonight is a special one indeed. All four of them are relative new arrivals on the Pride brand, but especially Eli Drake and Chad Gable has been after each other since they arrived. Sabian and Deppen however bears no personal grude against each other, but they have meet each other two times in singles competition since their arrival, where they have won win each. How will the team-up of these four turn up? Guess we are about to find out.

Tag Team Matchup
Eli Drake & Kip Sabian Vs Chad Gable & Tony Deppen