EPISODE #015
" Pain is temporary. Glory is eternal! "
*****
Today's Password; " My Hole!!! "
Show opens with the commentators Homicide and Kingston, welcoming us to the last tv taping before their grand final PPV; Streetwise. Tonights card has three matches as usual, and there are sure to be action all right. So let's waste no time and go to the ring for our first match of the evening!
Our first match for tonight are a rematch from episode 6 between Dan Moloney and Deno Babic. But, it's neither man's music which cranks the speakers. Instead it's this song;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2Nkah4vcPI .
Out to the ring walks two men that's no strangers to our commentators. Tito and Ortiz makes their way into the ring with microphones in their hands. As the music slowly fades down, they waste no time, cutting straight to the chase. They have not come her to crash any party or step on someones spotlight. Not tonight. But they are here to make a challenge! Cutting to spanish, Ortiz takes over and speaks about the past and how it should stay a past. And how they are the future. And to step into the future, they have to leave the past behind. That's why they have come to challenge Homicide and Kingston for a match at EAM Undergrounds last show, Streetwise. Then suddenly two other persons emerges from the darkness and makes their way into the ring. One of them, a huge man, is wearing a bandana and a wifebeater. The other one is also wearing a bandana, but also sunglasses and a walking cane. As they step into the ringlights we can see who it is. It's Hernandez and Konnan! They are all here! Konnan takes the microphone from Ortiz and focus his attention to the two guys on the balcony behind the commentators table. It's time for them to have a family reunion. Mexican style! At Streetwise, we will see, who's the future of Latin American Exchange! The segment ends and we cut to commercials...
As we get back from commercial break, we are getting our first match of the evening, as Homicide and Kingston still discuss what just happened before the commercial break, and what they are going to do about it, as music cranks the speakers, and this time it's Dan Moloney's music...
Singles Matchup
Dan Moloney Vs Deno Babic
Last time these two met, Moloney was the superior one. Babic certainly wants to get his share of winning, as he wastes no time as the bell rings. But Moloney counters the attack and grabs a hold of him, sending him backwards into the corner. He bumbs his backhead into the turnbuckles. Moloney charges for an attack, but luckily for Babic he manage to get out of the way by sliding under his legs. He grabs a hold before Moloney manage to counter and flips him over. The referee counts 1.... Babic grabs the ropes as the referee doesn't see it. 2......3! Babic grabs the win in rapid fashion! This might even be a EAM Underground record! He quickly leaves the ring, as Moloney is pissed....
We cut to a segment, and suddenly we find ourselves as a fly on the wall in the office of Travis Gerweck when someone suddenly disturbs him by knocking on the door. Before Travis manage to say come in, a young employee pops his head inside and says he's got some news that he's sure the chairman would like to know about. Travis mumbles something about " this better be good " he's seemingly in a grumpy mood as of late. Not so strange, since Emil A. fled and made him in control of the company. Something that seemed easier than it was. Travis already seem to regret coming back, at least like this. The young employee get his attention by saying his name. His mind was floating for a couople of seconds. He asks the young man what the news is, and the young man tells him, " Some of the wrestlers are having a illegal fight club in the cellars sir! I just thought you wanted to know " Travis slams his fists in the desk, and in a star trek esque motion, he looks up at the ceiling and screams " Eeeemiiiiiiil!!!! " Scene cuts....
Over The Top Rope Battle Royale
Everyone not competing it other matches tonight are part of this over the top rope battle royale. A way of showing off some of the talents that might not get a match at the upcoming PPV. Not only that, but Homicide announce that the winner of this battle royale, will be in the position to pick his opponent, for a main event at the upcoming PPV!
Everyone goes at it as the bell rings, and this slobberknocker of a match is underway. The ring cleans quickly, as eliminations happens almost imidietly. But then, the lights suddenly goes out (seems like this is a common theme. Who is the janitor in this place anyway? ) when the lights gets back on, there are suddenly a new competitor in the ring. Marty " The Moth " has arrived, and he is furious. He screams that he warned everyone. This is his turf! He quickly eliminates four men, as he knocks Maggot and Anthony Henry over the top rope with a double handed clothesline. Following up with throwing Shapiro and Ruffneck over as they charges for him. Only two men remains then, as Marty turns around and gets speared down by Wild Boar. But then the lights once again goes off, followed by the laugh......
Lights flickers before they get back on. Willow is in the ring, he holds an umbrella, twirling it while laughing. Wild Boar charges for an attack, but Willow pulls the ropes and Wild Boar goes over. Now there are still only two. Marty and Willow.... Marty gets back on his feet and walks straight up to Willows face and screams " Are you deaf? I said MY TURF!!! " He charges for Willow, only to get countered. Willow grabs a hold of Marty and throws him over! Willow wins the battle royale. Marty is furious outside the ring, but Willow only laughs. He points at Marty, then at the Streetwise poster in the arena. Then lights once flicker and goes out. We cut to commercial as Homicide and Kingston discusses what just happened. It seems like the main event for Streetwise is official then. Willow Vs Marty " The Moth "
As we get back from commercial break, we go to ringside for our main event. This feud might end tonight, or it might go to Streetwise. The forthcoming minutes will show us. So let's waste no more time!
*** Main Event ***
Singles Matchup
* Match #6 in The Best of 7 Series *
Austin Theory Vs El Generco
*** Disclaimer *** This match has some lost footage, as something occured while filming. We are sorry...
This feud is about end, as the results as of now is 2-3 in favor of Generico. But if Theory wins tonight, it's both's mens game, as it will end on the upcoming PPV. Both men go at it, even though this seemed to have been going on for ages already. Back and forth action before.... (Camera cuts)
As we come back, both men are on the ring apron, outside the ropes. Flair chops from both men, back and forth still. Then Theory gets the upper hand as he manage to counter one of Generico's chops. He grabs a hold of his hand and lifts him up. Spike Piledriver on the ring apron! Holy Shit! Then, suddenly the doors in the arena gets bursted open. And our walks Travis Gerweck.
Travis: " What the fuck is going on here?! "
The, someone comes bursting in behind Travis, surprising even him. It's the police! Theory quickly makes the cover on Generico and gestures to the referee, who looks very surprised, but counts. 1...2...3... Theory rolls out of the ring and dissapears trough a backdoor.... (Camera cuts)
Travis points up on the balcony where Homicide and Kingston are sitting, as the police are on their way up to them.
Travis: " Who pays you?! And shut off those camera's! "
Camera cuts off..........