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Running Mate Championship Matchup
Chavo Guerrero (c) Vs Orange Cassidy
Welcome everybody to Hardcore Hangover. Let’s not waste any time and get to the PPV. We get the MV and tribute to people that have died recently. No mention of Brodie on EAM yet I guess. Both men come out getting a solid reaction. Think MOX had this title on a recent show but was a mistake. Back and forth from both men, some usual comedy shtick from both men. Some high flying spots, signature and finishing moves throughout. Lot of big matches tonight. Chavo with the 3 suplexes and frogsplash not enough for the win. Orange comes back with the Orange Punch Bowl and Backfall Pin...1...2...3...he got it!. Oh shit we got a new champion!. Cassidy can’t even not celebrate his victory because Chavo attacks him after the match for good measure as we cut away.
EAM Womens Tag Team Championships Matchup
Rowdy Country (Mickie & Ronda) (c) Vs Anna Jay & Taynara Conti
Big match up next but most are on this show. Anna and Conti have been great recently and won every match and undefeated I believe. They come out getting a mixed reaction from the crowd. They said earlier tonight they’re the sexiest women in EAM and will put the old dogs tonight. Out comes Ronda and Mickie with a great reaction and it’s getting tougher for Mickie. She’s been shaken recently and wants to get back to winning. She has a lot of matches tonight and this reminds us off the time Angle did this in TNA. Got to wonder how long she’s going to be around for. Back and forth from both teams. Good 15 minutes of action with the much younger girls dominating. I believe Jay/Conti are early 20’s. Mickie has to be reaching 50. Ronda though comes back with her MMA style. Of course Mickie still has to deal with Trish who isn’t even here. Mickie comes back with the Chick Kick and Mickie DT for a 2 count.
Slowly but surely Ronda and Mickie start to fight back and the experience settles in. Ronda and Mickie with the big double finisher they’ve been using on Conti...Jay breaks it up. Jay and Conti come back with a double ass jammer and bronco buster. Rubbing the vaginas in the faces. Win or lose they at least look good. Conti and Jay go to each top rope looking for a double diving elbow/leg drop...BAAAM CONTI NAILS HER’S ON MICKIE...RONDA MOVES OUT THE WAY. RONDA IS BEHIND JAY...BAAAAM THE OLYMPIC SLAM AND THIS IS IT..THE ARMBAR...AND IT’S ALL OVER...WAIT...THE LIGHTS ARE OFF. ON THE TRON THERE’S A VIDEO. What is this. We see a bunch of clips from Ronda’s MMA career. This distracts Ronda and she looks confused. All of a sudden out of the shadows comes..MEISHA TATE. OH MY GOD...RONDA’S ARCH NEMESIS. THE FEUD THAT MADE AND STARTED WOMEN’S MMA.
Ronda looks like she’s seen a ghost. WAIT A MINUTE...FROM BEHIND...JAY ROLLS UP RONDA...1...2...3...OMG!!!. ARE YOU KIDDING ME. WE GOT NEW CHAMPIONS. HOLY SHIT. WHAT AN UPSET. HUGE. People can’t believe it. Mickie has no idea what the fuck is going on. Ronda looks on in disappointment. Jay and Conti celebrate like they’ve won the Olympics. Celebrating on the entrance ramp. It just shows you anything can happen in EAM. Not a good sign for Mickie later on. One title down. Couple more to go. Ronda and Mickie look at each other. They don’t really have an expression. Ronda is now seemingly focused on Miesha Tate and Mickie on Trish. We cut away and what a shocker here tonight.
Triple Threat Matchup For The EAM Television Championship
MJF (c) Vs Sammy Guevara Vs Drew McIntyre
Third match up and the 24/7 rule has stopped for now. MJF is happy. All men come out getting mixed reactions. One fall only in this match. Back and forth from all men and different styles and finishing moves. MJF lets the other two fight actually while he’s on commentary and of course no Dynasty even though it’s a 3 way so wouldn’t matter. Sammy with close falls and high flying spots. Drew with a claymore for a 2. MJF keeps running in with quick roll ups but gets stopped. Sammy with a springboard double dive. MJF with a Swanton on both men after. Drew looks for the Scot Drop but Sammy rolls him up with a school boy...MJF JUMPS ONTO BOTH MEN...BRIDGING PIN...1...2...3...HAHA WOW. WHAT A MOVE!. Mjf jumps over Sammy as he’s pinning Drew and pins him!. Very clever ending as he celebrates, holds his title high and close before running away backstage. Two new champions so far so MJF is lucky.
#1 Contenders Matchup for The Ornate Prime Championship
Adam Cole Vs Dominik Dijakovic
Another big match up next. Don wants another title match while Cole wants to come back from the loss he suffered against Shawn. Back and forth from both men, Cole gets booed while Don cheered. There’s been rumors of a possible tag team between Lee and Don in the future so that would be awesome. Cole with his back plexes, shining wizard and springboard DDT. Don with a spirit bomb and cartwheel kick. More close falls. SUPERKICK AND ANOTHER...1...2...DON KICKS OUT. Cole looks for a Panama but Don with an axe kick and full nelson suplex for a 2. Don looks for his finisher...SUPERKICK AGAIN...ROLL UP 1...2...DON TURNS IT INTO A CHOKE...COLE ROLLS OVER...BAAAM SUPERKICK WHILE DON IS ON HIS KNEES. ANOTH...DON REVERSES...POWERBOMB...1...2...COLE ROLLS THROUGH...1...2...DON ROLLS OVER...1...COLE...1...2...HE GOT THE ROPES...3...NO DAMN IT. COLE GOT HIS FOOT ON THE ROPES!. Cole gets the win. Fans boo this but it’s very smart. The experience from Cole and clearly he learnt a lesson from the HBK match. Cole gets the win and he needed that after the last PPV. Don is not happy but that’s the way it goes.
EAM Primetime Bitch Championship Matchup
Mickie James (c) Vs Scarlett Bordeaux
Let’s continue on this show. Scarlett comes out getting boos. Mickie comes out looking okay but annoyed. Could you imagine if she loses all her titles in one show?. That GOAT status might vanish. We believe that a possible Scarlett vs Shotzi and Mickie vs Sasha match are planned for the future but that doesn’t matter right now. Scarlett beats down Mickie for the first few minutes, earlier tonight we saw the future Jay and Conti get the win and that’s what it’s all about the future. Mickie comes back with a Lou Thesz press, tornado DDT and mini stomps. More close falls. Scarlett with a back driver, front plex and pump handle. More close action. Mickie looks for the Chick Kick not once but twice really wanting to send a message. She picks her up...STRATUS...MICKIEFACTION...1...2...3...DONE!. Mickie keeps the title. She grabs the title, walks up the rampway and is not in the mood for playing. Sending a message to everybody especially Trish as we cut away.
EAM Tag Team Championships Matchup
Phenomenal Supermen (Triple C & AJ Styles) (c) Vs Darby Allin & Jimmy Havoc
Back and forth action from both teams. Some good bumps and spots throughout. PS have had a resurgence recently. Allin and Havoc gotta be worried about MOX later tonight. They’d like to win the titles which would be good for UVS. Signature/finishing moves from all men. Allin with a coffin drop, Havoc tries to get a staple gun but could get DQ’d. Cesaro double swing on both men!. Styles with a springboard 450. Styles Clash to Allin outside of the ring. Havoc by himself inside. Uppercuts take him down. RECOLI BOMB. SPIRAL TAP OFF THE TOP ROPE...1...2...3...DONE!. Awesome team work and decisive win as they celebrate their win. Who will be be next?. Maybe a double title dream match with Heavy at Supersplash!?.
Singles Matchup (Non-Title)
Killer Kross Vs Will Hobbs
Hard hitting hoss match from both men. Hobbs still young but good. Kross not much more experience though. He’s got to be pissed about Scarlett losing. Back and forth action. Pretty much a big spot match. Hard hits, powerslams and elbows and forearms. Hobbs with a Corn on the Hobb and a HobbKnob for a 2. Kross with a German throw driver. Kross with a big dropkick. Throwing Chokeslam by Kross for a 2. Hobbs is undefeated. If he does win this match then it could lead to a title PPV at the next one possibly. Kross looks for a superplex and that finisher but Hobbs fights it off...TOP ROPE HEADBUTT...1...2...NO KROSS KICKS OUT. Hobbs looks for the finisher...OKLA...SPEAR BY KROSS...1...2...HOBBS KICKS OUT. Kross signals the end and this is it...he takes Hobbs to the top rope...KROSSFIRE...THE BRAINBUSTER...HOBBS BREAKS IT. HE BREAKS THE HOLD. WOW THE STRENGTH.
Kross looks shocked!. Hobbs manages to climbs off the top rope, behind him and nails an electric chair driver. He goes to the corner...BAAAAM OKLAHOMA STAMPEDE...COVER...1...2...3...HOLY SHIT. HOBBS PINS KROSS. WHAT A SHOCKER. This PPV really is about the next generation huh?. He celebrates the win after the match but come on now look at this. Kross is pissed and attacks him after the match, throwing him outside of the ring. Beating him around the ring and into the steel steps. He picks him up...CHOKESLAM THROUGH ONE OF THE ANNOUNCER TABLES!. He grabs his title and leaves in a huff while we cut away.
EAM Center of Attention Championship Matchup
Sasha Banks (c) Vs Shotzi Blackhart
Another title match up next and this PPV is just flying by. Shotzi comes out on her tank...BAAAM FROM BEHIND SASHA ATTACKS HER. Sasha destroys her tank getting boos. She smashes the launcher over the back of Shotzi. She throws her into the ring getting boos but just takes it all in. She beats her down as the bell rings. Sasha nails the Banks Statement but she’s not done...ANOTHER BANKS STATEMENT...SHOTZI IS IN TROUBLE...SHE TAPS. HOLY SHIT. Sasha just buried Shotzi!. I think it would have been a different way if she didn’t attack before the match but Sasha needs to and does look very strong. She stands on her after the match holding the title high, poor Shotzi but she will live to fight after day. After the match Sasha cuts a promo on Shotzi calling her a joke and an embarrassment to wrestling and that Sasha is the top girl now. Not Mickie, not Jax, Trish, Shotzi, Bayley or any of Emil’s whores!. ME. SASHA BANKS BITCH!. So Bayley you just name the time and place and I’ll put you in the ground like this tattooed tank of shit right here!. Supersplash?. Grandslam!?. It’s up to you. I’ll be ready, willing and you can Bank of that!. She throws the mic down as we cut away.
EAM Intergender Tag Team Championships Matchup
Shawn Michaels & Mickie James (c) Vs CM Punk & AJ Lee
Another big match up next. The last PPV felt like it lasted 6 months. Punk and Lee coming out getting a big reaction. Could they do this?. Out comes Shawn first with no Mickie but here she comes. Shawn tries to speak to Mickie who just ignores him. She’s clearly annoyed about this. She’s 1-1 tonight. The bell rings and here we go. Punk and Shawn starting the match. Back and forth from both, some signature, finishing moves attempted. Mickie tagged in and is all over Lee beating her down. Lee and Punk are getting older and semi retired so there was some controversy about this match and the average age of it. Mickie may also be annoyed with a possible leaked picture that came out this week

Punk with knees, elbows and kicks. GO TO SLEEP OUT OF NOWHERE...1...2...MICKIE BREAKS IT UP. Mickie beats up Punk nailing the Mickie-DT and Lou Thesz off the top rope.
Lee attacks her nailing the Octopus Stretch...BAAAM SWEET CHIN MUSIC. GOOD LORD. SHAWN JUST SUPERKICKED LEE WHILE IN THE OCTOPUS STRETCH. Different rules about mixed wrestling in EAM!. Punk sees this and is all over Shawn throwing him around and outside the ring before diving on him. Back in the ring Mickie signals the end with an almighty roar...BAAAM MICKIEFACTION. She’s not done. She goes to the top rope...MIGHTY MICKIEFACTION OFF THE TOP. REALLY SENDING A MESSAGE...COVER...1...2...3!!!. Mickie getting the win and making up for earlier tonight. She doesn’t want to but makes up with Shawn which gets cheers, he tries to cheer her up. We cut away with them holding the titles high and well Mickie survived and has a couple of titles left. Wonder who their next opponents will be.
Triple Threat Matchup for The EAM World Heavyweight Championship
Keith Lee (c) Vs Will Ospreay Vs Timothy Thatcher
World Title match up next and maybe not the biggest match with the people involved which is the reason it’s not the main event. Lee starts off by dominating both of them. They decide to work together. If Lee wins then we will get him vs Cole soon. More high flying action from both men. Will with an Essex Destroyer, springboard 630 on Thatcher for 2. Lee with a double ounce sending them both over the top rope showing dominance. Of course Brock attacked Lee by nothing has come of it yet. Lee with a double dive over the top rope. Then they decide to work together. Couple kicks and a double superplex. Crossbody, splashes. Good idea getting him down. Thatcher nails a few submissions which is smart but doesn’t last long as Will fights with him. Will looks for the...DESSATROYER...1...2...MOONSAULT BY LEE OUT OF NOWHERE BREAKS IT UP. Lee stops messing around. Splashes them both in the corner. He picks both them up and smiles..F-5!!!. Sending a message to Brock!. He signals the end...BAAAAM DOUBLE BIG BANG CATASTROPHE...COVER ON BOTH...1...2...3...IT’S OVER!!!. Lee picks up the win!. He celebrates as we cut away.
Exploding Barbwired Cage Deathmatch
Chris Jericho Vs Jon Moxley
Well we might as well live up to the name of the PPV Hardcore Hangover because it’s time for our main event of the evening...AN EXPLODING BARBED WIRE CAGE DEATHMATCH. What are the chances that this match happened at this time!. This match is very rare and a staple of FMW. This might be the final match in the feud and could be the final time we see both of these men!. Of course there’s a barbed wire covered cage with explosives. Never thought Jericho would be in this type of match. Almost like he’s not liked by someone...out comes Jericho. Not even sure this match even takes place in the same arena or a different location but the fans have been pushed way back. Jericho is out and he’s wearing street fight style clothes. It feels like the 90’s we even have Japanese announcers here. Not many matches in America though. XPW/WSX of course. TNA had an awful one. Done these kind of matches in EAM before though. Out come MOX also customised clothing. He enters the cage door and it is locked with barbed wire. As the bell is about to ring.
We hear music...what is this...WAIT...NO WAY...THAT’S ATSUSHI ONITA. HOLY SHIT. HE COMES OUT WITH THE BARBED WIRE BAT OVER HIS SHOULDER. Hahaha what is he doing here. Of course FMW is one of Travis’ Gerweck favorite promotions. Maybe even top 3. The most famous match of course was the Hayabusa/Onita cage one. Onita enters the ring and what is this!?. He’s the referee!. Here we go!!!. The only way to win this match is by pinfall. MOX is starstruck while Jericho disrespects him. Calling him a nobody and a garbage wrestler and that it’s his fault this match is happening!. Onita just pushes him down with the barbed wire bat busting him open already!...1...2...JERICHO KICKS OUT. MOX all over him. The match slows down as Jericho is busted open. MOX with a hook and ladder. More falls and just a regular match so far. MOX signals the end looking for the Death Rider Dro...JERICHO SPEARS HIM INTO THE CAGE...NO...WAAAAAAAAH HOLY SHIT. ONE SIDE OF THE CAGE JUST EXPLODED. Cornette is going wild on commentary. Calling this pathetic and a joke!. Garbage trash wrestling!. Jericho just changed the whole match. Jericho smiles evilly. He beats down MOX for a while. He gets in Onita’s face. He waits for Onita to turn around...WHAT IS HE DOING...WAAAAH HE JUST THROWS ONITA INTO ONE OF THE SIDES OF THE CAGES!!!. What is he doing. He can’t win like that.
Jericho gets boos from the audience. He nails the Codebreaker on MOX but there’s no ref. He then looks for the Lionsault but can’t jump so climbs the cage!. The one side that’s already exploded. HE’S ON THE TOP OF THE CAGE...MOONSAULT OFF THE TOP...GOOD GOD...MOX MOVES OUT THE WAY. MOX slowly gets up and picks him up...WAAAAAH RIGHT INTO ANOTHER SIDE. HUGE EXPLOSION. The smoke everywhere. Three sides have already exploded. MOX tries to cover but Onita is still down and Jericho is stuck in the barbed wire. JERICHO NAILS MOX IN THE HEAD WITH SOME OF THE WIRE. HE STARTS CHOKING HIM OUT THEN PUTS ON THE WALLS OF JERICHO WITH THE WIRE AROUND HIS NECK. JESUS. MOX is busted open now. He lets him go. Jericho covered in blood celebrates to boos. He just slaps and taunts him. He picks up MOX...he launches him...WAAAAAH MOX THROWN INTO THE FINAL SIDE OF THE CAGE. ANOTHER HUGE EXPLOSION. I don’t think anyone thought the match would go like this!.
Jericho once again gets in the face of Onita. He grabs the barbed wire bat and threatens Onita. All of a sudden there’s a sound...what is that...WAIT...THAT’S A SIREN. NO WAY. THERE’S A SIREN AND A COUNT DOWN. IS THIS RING GONNA EXPLODE!?. That wasn’t the plan!. What a surprise!. Jericho looks terrified. He tries to escape over the cage but can’t so he threatens Onita who can’t do anything. Jericho hits him then Onita turns around...FIREBALL. ONITA JUST FIREBALLED JERICHO. MOX is up, grabs the barbed wire bat and waits for Jericho...he turns around...MOX HITS JERICHO....WAAAAH IT EXPLODES. THE BAT JUST EXPLODED!. WTF. WAIT THE CLOCK HAS 15 SECONDS ON IT...THE LOUD SIREN IS GOING OFF...CORNETTE IS SCREAMING. STOP THE FUCKING MATCH. MOX JUST SMASHES THE BARBED WIRE EXPLODING BAT IN THE STOMACH OF JERICHO. BAAAAAM DEATH RIDER DROP...QUICK HURRY UP...10...9...8...MOX IS TRYING TO COVER JERICHO...4...3...2...MOX COVERS...1...1...WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HOLY FUCKING SHIT. THE RING JUST EXPLODED. GOOD FUCKING GOD...THE SCREEN GOES BLACK. OH MY GOD. WE ARE OFF AIR. IT BLEW THE PPV OFF AIR. WE’RE GLITCHING. WE GO BACK LIVE AND WE SEE THE SMOKE COVERED ARENA. Cornette is going ape shit at ringside. He throws down his headset and leaves. Swearing the entire time. Stone Cold Steve Cosplay and Chris Jericovid. The ayatollah of rock and corona. Insulting them as he leaves.
The ring finally clears and we see MOX laying on top of Jericho in the ring both covered in blood and bits of barb, flesh. Even Onita suffered. This match could be match of the night and year!. MOX’S ARM IS OVER JERICHO...COVER...1...2...3...DONE!. Thank god. This one is over. MOX has won this match. Onita and MOX help each other up. Fans are in shock going loco. Holy shit chants and more. Jericho might be dead and it could be the last time we see him in EAM for now at least. Onita holds MOX’s arm high as he then climbs the cage celebrating his victory and this wasn’t gonna main event orignally can you believe it!. MOX celebrates his win and thank you all for watching this show. We will see you all at the next one. We fade to black.