EAM Promotions - Season 14

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Episode #6
Live from The Grand Ballroom, New York/USA


We open with a short promo from former EAM Womens Champion Melina Perez, where she continue to put down today's womens division in EAM, and that it makes her sad seeing it in such a state. It would be really easy to take over the control of it all. Very easy indeed.... We cut to the Spotlight vignette...

As the show starts the commentators inform us as viewers that we have some very special guests in the audience tonight, as the Chikara Campeonatos de Parejas, Solo Darling and Willow Nightingale are in the crowd tonight. The camera's then cut to ringside as we can see the two girls sitting on first row, blowing kisses and waving to the camera. With that out of the way, we waste no more time and go straight to our first match of the evening.

But instead we get Jamie Hayter's music cranking the arena speakers. The newcomer has really made a name of herself in a short while here on the womens roster, showing her dominance. What is she up to now? Jamie walks out on the stage, getting a mild reaction from the crowd, not all people know her that good yet. She makes her way down the ramp and enters the ring where she gestures for a microphone and gets handed one by one of the ring crew guys. Jamie cut's straight to the chase, calling out The Center Of Attention Champion; Nia Jax. Jamie talks about the fact that Nia Jax might be a tough woman, and that she has a remarabke win/loss record since debuting in EAM, but... She has lost once. That means she can lose twice! And Jamie are hellbent on being the second woman to do just that, and become the fastest crowned womens champion in EAM history in the process! Music then suddenly cranks the speakers, and it's the music of EAM Center Of Attention Champion; Nia Jax. She walks out in the stage, getting major booos from the audience. People really hate her! She doesn't care, actually she grows on the hatered from the fans. She smiles as she walks down the ramp, the title draped over her right shoulder. After a while she's made herself presene in the ring and she walks straight up to Jamie, who's been standing in the ring, dead calm since Nia's music cranked the speakers. It seems she's not intimidated by Jax' presence. Jax tell Jamie that she's got quite a nerve, and really thinks well about herself to stand here, talking like she does. But when thats said, she will get what she seeks, as Nia never gets tired of beating up green horns asses. Let's do this right now!

Center of Attention Championship Matchup
Nia Jax (c) Vs Jamie Hayter

Lot of people and going on but kind of wish this match didn’t happen now. Jamie just got the oush and would kind of stop the roll with so many other girls going after Jax. Jamie dominates in the first couple of minutes. Big moves and spots take her down and even a 1 count. Jamie Bomb for a 2 count. Hayter splash and several dropkicks for a 2. Jax fights back with the usual military press, senton and Samoan drop for a 2 count. Jax goes to the top rope but misses a splash off the top. Jamie manages to move out the way in time and kick her to the outside of the ring. Jamie with two dives onto Jax as the referee counts...5...6...no way she’s gonna win by countout this would be amazing. Jamie looks for another dive but Jax reverses it with a spinebuster into the steel barricade!. The referee counts them both now as Jax gets into the ring at 8...9...10 it’s over!. Jax has won this match by countout but wow Jamie didn’t get pinned. Maybe in the future she can learn from this and go for another title shot. Jax lays her out after the match though.

We cut to backtage where we hook up with Alexa Bliss and the rest of The Harem, where Alexa are giving Penelope and Piper a small peptalk in front of their upcoming matchup. Lylah and Isis are no walk on roses, but they gotta keep in mind that the most important now is not to win non-title matches, but to make themselves known and heard, so they get title matches. Penelope and Piper say they understand before leaving as their music cranks the arena speakers. Alexa turns her attention to Leah, because Martina is laying down on a sofa in the corner, more than enough occupied by drinking beers. Alexa tells Leah that with their recent boost, or rather, Leah's recent boost, she should not be surprised if she gets a title match soon. And if she does, there is a couple of things she gotta remember.. We don't get to hear anymore of the conversation as we cut to ringside as Penelope and Piper makes their way out on the stage.

Tag Team Matchup
Penelope Ford & Piper Niven Vs Lylah Lodge & Isis The Amazon

I guess for now Alexa/Dutch are together again. Pretty fun tag match from all involved. High flying and signature moves as well but at the end Niven and Isis fight off with Ford getting a springboard Cutter to Lodge for the win. Another win for Harem. Possible Horsewomen vs Harem match in the future.

As we get back from commercial break we get a segment where we see a woman walking out of the door of a house and down to the mailbox. We don't see the face of the woman at this point, but she opens the mail box and pulls out a bunch of envelopes. Mostly bills, but there are one particular envelope that sticks out. She opens it and pulls out a letter and a ticket. The camera then zooms a bit out and we can now see who it is. Brooke Hogan reads the letter that is signed, Vince Russo. We cut and go back to the arena and our next match of the evening.

Singles Matchup
Candice LeRae Vs Candyfloss

Hmm interesting for with Russo. Pretty fun match from both girls. Candice has been kind of down lately. Candice gets the win after a Balls Plex and Reversed rana driver but Floss gets a good showing.

As we get back from commercial break we hook up with Sasha & Bayley in the ring where they continue to put down the rest of the roster, talking themselves up as they are used to. They spin the wheel and the arrow stops on Beth & Sara. But Sara has been troubled by an injury that occured when Mike Kanellis threw her at the steel steps some weeks ago. She tell Beth she cannot compete, as she is afraid the injury will only be worse. Beth unfortunately has to announce this, and Sasha and Bayley only mocks then, saying it would no doubt be their easiest victory yet. And, after all, they have beaten Beth and Sara before, so actually they are sparing the audience for just another beating of their favorites. But then, Solo Darling and Willow Nightingale gets up on their feet at first row. They then climb the guardrail and make their way into the ring where Willow quickly grabs the microphone out of Bayleys hands, then tell the EAM womens champions that where they come from, nobody ever cheats the audience for the main event thay have payed money to see. So they have a suggestion for Sasha and Bayley. Why don't they wrestle them instead? That way, Sara gets some more time to heal, and they can defend their titles against Beth and Sara at Wrass Bash instead. What do you say? Sasha laughs, saying there is no way they would put their titles on the line against someone that the EAm fans never have heard of, or not even on the EAM roster. Take a hike sister! Solo then says Sasha got it all wrong, they don't ask for a title match. Just a tag team match to see who's the best. And if Sasha and Bayley are so sure about themselves, that should be no problem for them should it? Sasha and Bayley discuss this in the corner for a little while. Then Sasha announce that they accept the challenge, and they give Sara Del Rey one week to recover, if not they demand that the match will be ruled a walkover win. The four girls makes themselves ready for this impromtu main event of the evening, scheduled for remaning TV time.

Tag Team Matchup (Non-Title)
Sasha & Bayley Vs The Bird & The Bee (Solo Darling & Willow Nightingale)

Lot going on for sure. Hall and Beth would have been a cool team though. Fun main event from all involved. Signature bumps as well. Chikara style in this one. Willow and Solo with finishing moves but just not enough for the win after a Banks Statement and Bayley suplex for the win. They jut can’t stop winning!.

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Live from The Hammerstein Ballroom, New York/USA


Show starts with the announcement that tonights show will also feature some Qualifying matchups for the upcoming TV Title Tournament, and we have a couple of pretty interesting pairings here tonight, as tag team partners Seth Rollins and Jimmy Jacobs has been drawn to face each other, but also Adam Cole and Roderick Strong, not to mention Double C, who will be facing off against his former tag team partner Chris Hero. That, and much more in tonights episode of Monday Night Jamboree! We go to the Jamboree vignette...


Qualifying Matchup for the TV Title Tournament
Andrade Vs Moose

As our next match is about to start, the commentators announce that there is some altercation backstage, so we cut to the back to see what's going on. As the camera backtage hook up with the action, we can see four men fighting. It's LA Parks and Lucha Bros. Then suddenly The Colibri Coalison comes to the scene, trying to go between the four men. They manage to calm down the situation a bit, then Rey asks what the problem is (in spanish. These luchadors always speak in spanish for some reason) This seemingly goes back before both teams time in EAM. Pentagon Jr. is angry, saying there is no room for both teams in EAM. One gotta go! By this time, Rey and El Hijo De Rey Mysterio cannot manage to hold them back any longer. LA Park attacks Pentagon right away, grabbing at his mask in the process. The mask comes off, and Pentagon hides his face. Security has now come to the scene and all men are now separated. LA Park holds Pentagon Jr.'s mask up high, screaming to him " Zero Miedo!!! " As security clears the area and the camera tilts, we now see a person standing in the shadows a bit further away from where the action just happened. It's Vince Russo. He scratches his beard, thinking, as if he just got a bright idea. Camera then cut back to the arena.

Qualifying Matchup for the TV Title Tournament
Seth Rollins Vs Jimmy Jacobs

As we get back from commercial break we go to the ring where Jon Moxley are standing alone at this point. He's carrying The Running Mate Championship around his waist, like it was a real world title, and he cut's a promo, continuing on the path he's been on recently, talking about how he's going to make the title more prestigious than the EAM World title, and that when everything is ready, his entourage, known as The Ultraviolent Society, will not only rule over this company, but dictate the rules of forthcoming in this promotion. But firsts things firsts. He is aware that the so called 28 Days rule is in play when it comes to this title, so he guess that means he gotta defend it at Wrass Bash. He just wonder who the sorry SOB will be. The reply comes rather quick, as music cranks the arena speakers and the general manager walks out on the stage. Orton informs Moxley that as he knows, his opponent are drawn randomly from the EAM roster, and the pick has been made. He gestures with his hands for people to focus on the titantron, where the name of Moxley's next opponent will be. It's a but of a shock, as the fans, and Moxley even looks pretty surprised, as the name that has appeared on the titantron is the name of the person standing underneath it. Orton then says, if anyone ever carried this company, it was him. And by the way, if Moxley even for a second thinks that he and his demented protege's are going to dictate anything around here, he gotta think twice! See you in Madison Square Garden....Ambrose.....

Qualifying Matchup for the TV Title Tournament
Claudio Castagnoli Vs Chris Hero

We get a promo from Jack Evans this time where he replies to Human Tornado's promo a couple of weeks ago. Evans starts by making joke about how long it's been (as they met last time on Wrass Bash 1, and that is 13 years ago) he makes a joke about how something ages better than other things, then continue on by saying there is no reason why he would waste time proving once again that he is the better man in the ring, as he's on a pretty thight schedule as of now (refering to being a member in The Golden Monkey Brotherhood, but everyone knows that's another joke, as the members in that faction seems to just enjoy eating bananas, smoking pot and ocassionally wrestle a match now and then) but Evans challenge Human Tornado to another contest instead. So maybe Tornado has a chance to win. Not really, but a better chance than trying to outwrestle him. Evans proposes, him against Human Tornado, at Wrass Bash. In a Dance-Off!

Qualifying Matchup for the TV Title Tournament
Roderick Strong Vs Adam Cole

As we get back from commercial break and are about to kick off our main event of the night, Villian Enterprises music cranks the speakers and The EAM Intergender Tag Team Champions walk out on the stage. They are not very well liked by the fans, as they get major booos, walking down the rampway. They enter the ring where they cut a promo on how incredible stupid this whole sitaution is. Here they are, champions in the greatest wrestling company in the world, or so many says. And there are six days to one of the biggest PPV's of the year. And guess who's not booked for a match?! It's not that they don't enjoy being champions not having to defend their titles every week, but even they want their minutes in the spotlight on such a event. They find it weak not only by the bookers of this company, but also the whole management. They don't see greatness if they bumped their head into it! Suddenly Cody gets interruted, when the general manager's music cranks the arena speakers. Orton walks out on the stage carrying a microphone. Orton says he's pretty sick of their constant whining. Offcourse they are booked for a match at Wrass Bash. Then he ask Cody and Brandi if they want to know who their opponents will be?! Cody and Brandi replies with " Yes offcourse " Music then cranks the arena speakers, and it's a kind of mash-up between two entrance themes. The audience explodes as they understand who it is. Cody and Brandi looks pretty chagrined. Because out on the stage walks two individuals that most people on the EAM roster fear. Two individuals that are already carrying gold. Nia Jax and Keith Lee walks up beside Orton, both carrying their title belts. Orton ask Cody then; " You feel like a champion yet? " then he laughs as we cut to a commercial for the upcoming Wras Bash PPV, with the new added matches added to the card, including Cody & Brandi defending their titles against The Center Of Attention Champion and The Ornate Prime Champion. We then cut back to the ring where things now are ready for our main event.

Tag Team Matchup
The Dynasty (Richard Holliday & Alexander Hammerstone) Vs The Young Bucks (Nick & Matt Buck)

As the show is about to close, we cut to backstage where we hook up with Marty Scurll and the other members of Villain Enterprises. They are on their way out when Marty says he will catch up with them in a minute. The other leaves the locker room, leaving Scurll to himself. Then, suddenly the lights goes out and it becomes pitch dark in the locker room. Scurll laughs, telling the others it's pretty funny, but if they want him to get finished, they really need to put the lights back on again. Nothing happens. Scurll once again tell the others it's funny, but now they need to put the lights back on. Nothing happens. Scurll gets angry now, yelling, but still nothing happens. But then, a red light comes from one of the corners of the room, and smoke comes from nowhere, filling the room quickly. In the red light, Scurll hurries to the door, only to find it locked. Now he starts to freak out, yelling to the others that this aint funny anymore. But nobody answers. He almost pulls the handle off the door, trying to get it up. He's starting to panic now. Then....He can feel the presence of someone else in the room. Someone standing behind him. Her turns around, finding himself face to face with none other than The Demon Prince himself. The facepaint could have given even the devil himself a heartattack. Scurll screams in terror. Balor replies in a calm voice, telling Scurll that screaming like a baby wont help him at this point. Balor then explains that he's not liking the way this has turned out. What was The Bullet Club might be no more, but Balor cannot any longer sit and just supervise everything. Scurll MAN up and throw a punch at Balor, only to hit air. Balor is gone, and so is the smoke and the red light as the normal locker room lights gets back on. The door then gets bursted open and all the other members of Villain Enterprises rushes trough to Scurll's aid. We fade to black with all members, including Scurll being pretty flabbergasted by the recent events....

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Live from The Hammerstein Ballroom, New York/USA


Show starts with the announcement that tonights show will also feature some Qualifying matchups for the upcoming TV Title Tournament, and we have a couple of pretty interesting pairings here tonight, as tag team partners Seth Rollins and Jimmy Jacobs has been drawn to face each other, but also Adam Cole and Roderick Strong, not to mention Double C, who will be facing off against his former tag team partner Chris Hero. That, and much more in tonights episode of Monday Night Jamboree! We go to the Jamboree vignette...


Qualifying Matchup for the TV Title Tournament
Andrade Vs Moose

Solid match from both men. Lot of hard hitting, high flying and strong style action. Moose gets the win after the spirit bomb and rolling spear but Andrade looks good and don’t forget Andrade/Charlotte are a couple so things can be done with them in the future.

As our next match is about to start, the commentators announce that there is some altercation backstage, so we cut to the back to see what's going on. As the camera backtage hook up with the action, we can see four men fighting. It's LA Parks and Lucha Bros. Then suddenly The Colibri Coalison comes to the scene, trying to go between the four men. They manage to calm down the situation a bit, then Rey asks what the problem is (in spanish. These luchadors always speak in spanish for some reason) This seemingly goes back before both teams time in EAM. Pentagon Jr. is angry, saying there is no room for both teams in EAM. One gotta go! By this time, Rey and El Hijo De Rey Mysterio cannot manage to hold them back any longer. LA Park attacks Pentagon right away, grabbing at his mask in the process. The mask comes off, and Pentagon hides his face. Security has now come to the scene and all men are now separated. LA Park holds Pentagon Jr.'s mask up high, screaming to him " Zero Miedo!!! " As security clears the area and the camera tilts, we now see a person standing in the shadows a bit further away from where the action just happened. It's Vince Russo. He scratches his beard, thinking, as if he just got a bright idea. Camera then cut back to the arena.

Awesome builds up the feud. Hopefully it’s not a Piñata on a Pole match haha.

Qualifying Matchup for the TV Title Tournament
Seth Rollins Vs Jimmy Jacobs

Awesome match from both men. Lot of high flying, technical and big spots. At the end of the match Jacobs nails a SLICEBREAD number 2 for a 2 count while Rollins nails the CURBSTOMP for the 3 count. Rollins advances.

As we get back from commercial break we go to the ring where Jon Moxley are standing alone at this point. He's carrying The Running Mate Championship around his waist, like it was a real world title, and he cut's a promo, continuing on the path he's been on recently, talking about how he's going to make the title more prestigious than the EAM World title, and that when everything is ready, his entourage, known as The Ultraviolent Society, will not only rule over this company, but dictate the rules of forthcoming in this promotion. But firsts things firsts. He is aware that the so called 28 Days rule is in play when it comes to this title, so he guess that means he gotta defend it at Wrass Bash. He just wonder who the sorry SOB will be. The reply comes rather quick, as music cranks the arena speakers and the general manager walks out on the stage. Orton informs Moxley that as he knows, his opponent are drawn randomly from the EAM roster, and the pick has been made. He gestures with his hands for people to focus on the titantron, where the name of Moxley's next opponent will be. It's a but of a shock, as the fans, and Moxley even looks pretty surprised, as the name that has appeared on the titantron is the name of the person standing underneath it. Orton then says, if anyone ever carried this company, it was him. And by the way, if Moxley even for a second thinks that he and his demented protege's are going to dictate anything around here, he gotta think twice! See you in Madison Square Garden....Ambrose.....

Orton wresting again haha makes sense I guess. Thought it would be a surprise at the Ppv.

Qualifying Matchup for the TV Title Tournament
Claudio Castagnoli Vs Chris Hero

Another solid match from both men. Good 20 minute old style wrestling match. Back and forth action, high flying, Euro style but at the end Hero nails the Cravate but it gets reversed into a Norwegian Nightlife by Cesaro for the 3 count.

We get a promo from Jack Evans this time where he replies to Human Tornado's promo a couple of weeks ago. Evans starts by making joke about how long it's been (as they met last time on Wrass Bash 1, and that is 13 years ago) he makes a joke about how something ages better than other things, then continue on by saying there is no reason why he would waste time proving once again that he is the better man in the ring, as he's on a pretty thight schedule as of now (refering to being a member in The Golden Monkey Brotherhood, but everyone knows that's another joke, as the members in that faction seems to just enjoy eating bananas, smoking pot and ocassionally wrestle a match now and then) but Evans challenge Human Tornado to another contest instead. So maybe Tornado has a chance to win. Not really, but a better chance than trying to outwrestle him. Evans proposes, him against Human Tornado, at Wrass Bash. In a Dance-Off!

Haha awesome makes perfect sense and it’s different. Since a Russo Ppv as well. Should be fun and I thought drugs were illegal!.

Qualifying Matchup for the TV Title Tournament
Roderick Strong Vs Adam Cole

Cole gets the win in this match after a Panama Sunrise but Strong gets some awesome backbreakers and hard bumps. Lot of partners fighting tonight. Solid match though from both though. Cole gets a few superkicks as well.

As we get back from commercial break and are about to kick off our main event of the night, Villian Enterprises music cranks the speakers and The EAM Intergender Tag Team Champions walk out on the stage. They are not very well liked by the fans, as they get major booos, walking down the rampway. They enter the ring where they cut a promo on how incredible stupid this whole sitaution is. Here they are, champions in the greatest wrestling company in the world, or so many says. And there are six days to one of the biggest PPV's of the year. And guess who's not booked for a match?! It's not that they don't enjoy being champions not having to defend their titles every week, but even they want their minutes in the spotlight on such a event. They find it weak not only by the bookers of this company, but also the whole management. They don't see greatness if they bumped their head into it! Suddenly Cody gets interruted, when the general manager's music cranks the arena speakers. Orton walks out on the stage carrying a microphone. Orton says he's pretty sick of their constant whining. Offcourse they are booked for a match at Wrass Bash. Then he ask Cody and Brandi if they want to know who their opponents will be?! Cody and Brandi replies with " Yes offcourse " Music then cranks the arena speakers, and it's a kind of mash-up between two entrance themes. The audience explodes as they understand who it is. Cody and Brandi looks pretty chagrined. Because out on the stage walks two individuals that most people on the EAM roster fear. Two individuals that are already carrying gold. Nia Jax and Keith Lee walks up beside Orton, both carrying their title belts. Orton ask Cody then; " You feel like a champion yet? " then he laughs as we cut to a commercial for the upcoming Wras Bash PPV, with the new added matches added to the card, including Cody & Brandi defending their titles against The Center Of Attention Champion and The Ornate Prime Champion. We then cut back to the ring where things now are ready for our main event.

Holy fuck awesome!. What a shocker. Insane team for sure. Like the old Megapowers in WWF. Brandi and Cody’s toughest challenge and yet I guess Lee and Jax aren’t in other matches so makes sense unless they are which is fine.

Tag Team Matchup
The Dynasty (Richard Holliday & Alexander Hammerstone) Vs The Young Bucks (Nick & Matt Buck)

Another solid match with Bucks dominating early on. High flying and big spots from everyone involved. Signature/finishing moves from everybody but at the end the usual story of this Club vs Villians match with Bucks double superkick and a More Bang for Your Buck Holliday...ALEX THROWS NICK OUT OF THE RING...HAMMERTIME TO MATT...COVER 1 2 3 OMG!. This is huge!. The biggest win in Dynasty history!. A much needed win as well.

As the show is about to close, we cut to backstage where we hook up with Marty Scurll and the other members of Villain Enterprises. They are on their way out when Marty says he will catch up with them in a minute. The other leaves the locker room, leaving Scurll to himself. Then, suddenly the lights goes out and it becomes pitch dark in the locker room. Scurll laughs, telling the others it's pretty funny, but if they want him to get finished, they really need to put the lights back on again. Nothing happens. Scurll once again tell the others it's funny, but now they need to put the lights back on. Nothing happens. Scurll gets angry now, yelling, but still nothing happens. But then, a red light comes from one of the corners of the room, and smoke comes from nowhere, filling the room quickly. In the red light, Scurll hurries to the door, only to find it locked. Now he starts to freak out, yelling to the others that this aint funny anymore. But nobody answers. He almost pulls the handle off the door, trying to get it up. He's starting to panic now. Then....He can feel the presence of someone else in the room. Someone standing behind him. Her turns around, finding himself face to face with none other than The Demon Prince himself. The facepaint could have given even the devil himself a heartattack. Scurll screams in terror. Balor replies in a calm voice, telling Scurll that screaming like a baby wont help him at this point. Balor then explains that he's not liking the way this has turned out. What was The Bullet Club might be no more, but Balor cannot any longer sit and just supervise everything. Scurll MAN up and throw a punch at Balor, only to hit air. Balor is gone, and so is the smoke and the red light as the normal locker room lights gets back on. The door then gets bursted open and all the other members of Villain Enterprises rushes trough to Scurll's aid. We fade to black with all members, including Scurll being pretty flabbergasted by the recent events....

Awesome ending could see it in my head. Demon Balor is back and he hasn’t done much recently either. Also more build with old references. Demon Balor vs Scurll at Bash possibly.

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Episode #137 - Taped in New York/USA


Show starts with a short recap of recent weeks, we see Timothy Tatcher and Kevin Owens proceeding into round one of the TV Title tournament from last week, then offcourse we get a hype up for the upcoming Pride Title Match at Wrass Bash, who will be Dre McIntyre's first title defence as new champion, and what a challenge he has been put on trial with, as he is going to defend the title against five other competitors, inside a Triple Cage!!! We cut to the Pride vignette...

Qualifying Matchup for the TV Title Tournament
Ilja Dragunov Vs Tripp Cassidy

General manager Drake Younger makes himself present as we get back from commercial break. He announce that the next match of the evening will be a #1 Contenders match, where the winners will get to face Private Party for the Pride Tag Team Titles at Wrass Bash!

#1 Contenders Tag Team Matchup
The Guerrillas Of Destiny (Tama Tonga & Tanga Loa) Vs The Broserweights (Pete Dunne & Matthew Riddle)

There are some rumors going on that these draws for the TV tournament is not done random, as the last couple of weeks matchups has been quite...oh wel... Anyway, tonights main event is no different. Nakamura and Okada faired well as one of the strongest tag teams in Pride for a long time, until Nakamura suddenly attacked Okada with no spesific reason. They have not met more than once before in singles competition, and that was not long ago in Japan, when EAM hosted the PPV; A Night of Ex Post Facto. Nakamura was victories that night. Will tonights match end differently? Will Okada get his revenge for Nakamura's filthy backstabbing? Or will it be Nakamura that once again stands tall, proceeding into round one of the TV Title Tournament? We go to our main event of the evening. Nakamura enters the ring first to a mixed reaction from the fans, I guess some fans in the arena likes Okada more. Nakamura doesn't even get to enter the ring before Okada attacks him from behind and send him, head first into the steel steps. The match hasn't even started!

Qualifying Matchup for the TV Title Tournament
Shinsuke Nakamura Vs Kazuchika Okada

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Episode #137 - Taped in New York/USA


Show starts with a short recap of recent weeks, we see Timothy Tatcher and Kevin Owens proceeding into round one of the TV Title tournament from last week, then offcourse we get a hype up for the upcoming Pride Title Match at Wrass Bash, who will be Dre McIntyre's first title defence as new champion, and what a challenge he has been put on trial with, as he is going to defend the title against five other competitors, inside a Triple Cage!!! We cut to the Pride vignette...

Qualifying Matchup for the TV Title Tournament
Ilja Dragunov Vs Tripp Cassidy

Pretty quick dominant showcase of moves match for Ilja. Cassidy gets some offence in but not much. Ilja with hard kicks that eventually get him the win.

General manager Drake Younger makes himself present as we get back from commercial break. He announce that the next match of the evening will be a #1 Contenders match, where the winners will get to face Private Party for the Pride Tag Team Titles at Wrass Bash!

#1 Contenders Tag Team Matchup
The Guerrillas Of Destiny (Tama Tonga & Tanga Loa) Vs The Broserweights (Pete Dunne & Matthew Riddle)

Solid 25 minute match from everybody involved. Hard hitting NJPW style to this one. Stiff kicks and double team spots throughout but at the end Dunne and Riddle get another win and they continue to build up wins. Lot of good teams right now.

There are some rumors going on that these draws for the TV tournament is not done random, as the last couple of weeks matchups has been quite...oh wel... Anyway, tonights main event is no different. Nakamura and Okada faired well as one of the strongest tag teams in Pride for a long time, until Nakamura suddenly attacked Okada with no spesific reason. They have not met more than once before in singles competition, and that was not long ago in Japan, when EAM hosted the PPV; A Night of Ex Post Facto. Nakamura was victories that night. Will tonights match end differently? Will Okada get his revenge for Nakamura's filthy backstabbing? Or will it be Nakamura that once again stands tall, proceeding into round one of the TV Title Tournament? We go to our main event of the evening. Nakamura enters the ring first to a mixed reaction from the fans, I guess some fans in the arena likes Okada more. Nakamura doesn't even get to enter the ring before Okada attacks him from behind and send him, head first into the steel steps. The match hasn't even started!

Qualifying Matchup for the TV Title Tournament
Shinsuke Nakamura Vs Kazuchika Okada

An awesome hard hitting main event from both men. Lot of strong style, hard hitting action from both men with back and forth bumps and spots. Nakamura with the knee while Okada fucks wit a dropkick, lariat and tombstone for the 3 count and advance.

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Pride Tag Team Championships Matchup
Private Party (c) Vs The Broserweights

10-Women Grasp For The Gold - Titleshot on A Pole
Melissa Santos Vs Mandy Leon Vs Jamie Keyes Vs Alicia Atout Vs Renee Young Vs Joanna Rose Vs
Amy Rose Vs Salina De la Renta Vs Maria Kanellis Vs Brooke Hogan

Grudge Matchup
" The Villain " Marty Scurll Vs " The Demon " Finn Balor

Dance-Off
Human Tornado Vs Jack Evans

Scaffold Matchup
Tom Lawlor Vs Conor McGregor

The Man Vs Beast - 1.000.000 $ Challenge
Mishka (A Pro. Trained Russian Circus Bear) Vs ?

EAM Womens Tag Team Championships Matchup
Sasha & Bayley (c) Vs Beth Phoenix & Jillian Hall

Special Challenge
Will Ospreay Vs Edge

16-Man Tag Team TLC Match For The EAM Tag Team Championships
The Golden Lovers (c) Vs The Motor City Machineguns Vs The Briscoe Brothers Vs Paul London & Brian Kendrick Vs KENTA & Kenta Vs The Young Bucks Vs The World's Greatest Tag Team Vs The American Wolves

Running Mate Championship Matchup
Jon Moxley (c) Vs Randy Orton

Careers Vs Masks
La Parks Vs The Lucha Bros

EAM Intergender Tag Team Championships Matchup
Cody & Brandi Rhodes (c) Vs Nia Jax & Keith Lee

EAM Title Matchup
Velveteen Dream (c) Vs Orange Cassidy

Triple Cage Matchup For The Pride Championship
Drew McIntyre (c) Vs Lars Sullivan Vs Jeff Cobb Vs Braun Strowman Vs WALTER Vs Dominik Dijakovic

[TKO]

CARD



Before the show starts we go backstage and see Jax in the office of Emil. Where Russo is also standing. She talks about her request and answer for a match against Mickie. Emil tells Jax that I’m sorry but she’s retired and you have to respect her wishes. You can’t always get what you want. That wasn’t the plan. You either win the rumble or lose. You just have to deal with it I’m afraid. Jax continues to go on saying that I’m supposed to defend my title against a person of my choice tonight that was the rule!. Emil says you won the match so you don’t have a challenger. Maybe in the future we can make a match where you choose your opponent but you should focus on your title match tonight. Remember you have a title match tonight to focus on and you want to defend your title!?. You could win another title and you should care about that and not let past events bother you. Learn from those mistakes and move on. Yes, maybe you would beat Mickie in a rematch but what’s the point?. The feud will just go on and on and never end. It’s done. Emil speaks about her relationship with Lee and she starts to smile a little bit!. This is like the Misery movie relationship with Kathy Bates!. Jax starts calming down and becomes much more understanding. We’ve never seen this Jax before. It’s like she’s become infatuated with Keith Lee!. Emil uses this to calm her down and relax her...she starts to scream and bang on Emil’s desk throwing a tantrum which sends Russo falling backwards but then smiles and nods. She pushes Russo out the way and leaves the door. I guess that’s cleared that up and she’s finished with Mickie at least for now. I guess she doesn’t have to defend her title because she won the Rumble or choose her challenger. Maybe in the future. As Jax leaves we see a mysterious man entering the office door of Emil. He is speaking a different language which appears to be Eastern European?. Possibly Russian?. Oh man you know this is going to be a crazy night. It already feels like a Russo WCW PPV. We cut away.



Pride Tag Team Championships Matchup
Private Party (c) Vs The Broserweights


Welcome everybody to EAM Wrass Bash for another instalment of a great PPV. This will be a very WCW Russo like PPV so some might like it or hate it!. The arena is covered in ridiculous stuff including a dance mat, scaffold, cages, poles and a russian bear!. Yup definitely a Russo show!. There’s been some controversy about some of the gimmicks including the main event. The Triple Cage has divided fans over the years but we’re getting it for the first time tonight and it will be done the right way and the EAM way!. I’m sure we’ll get a few surprises as well so let’s not waste any time and get to the action. Take it away. Melissa!. Our following contest is scheduled for the Pride Tag Titles!. Coming out first getting a great ovation are the Broserweights who have been killing it lately and been gaining a lot of fans. Out next the Party who gets a solid reaction as well. The bell rings and here we go!. Back and forth crazy action, big bumps and spots. Signature/finishing moves and some comedy throughout this one. We are live from MSG which is one of the greatest buildings in the world. After Wembley of course . Maybe not the match people thought would start the show but here it is. Riddle with kicks, while Dunne uses his technical and finger breaking submissions. Party with a double dive onto both men before a rewind German and duel crossbody’s. A lot of smoking/weed references throughout this match by Riddle and Dunne of course.

Riddle says he’s gonna smoke Party. Not sure what he means by that. Riddle with an Executioners Bong for a 2 count. A double foot stomp to both men as well by Party. Dunne locks in a double finger joint then snaps. They’re looking great here. Riddle and Dunne with a double superplex to Marc. It would be big to start the show with new champions and I can’t remember the last time EAM ever had a show where all titles changed hands but you never know on this show!. Riddle gets thrown out the ring while Party nail the double superkick followed by an Overthrow caught powerbomb. Party go to the top rope on either side of the ring. Marc with a swanton to Dunne but he’s not the legal man as Riddle suplexes him out the ring, climbs the ropes and looks for a rana on Isiah...he reverses out of it. Looking for a powerbomb...Marc is back up. He stands on the apron...SPRINGBOARD TO RIDDLE WHO’S ON THE SHOULDERS OF ISIAH ON THE TOP ROPE.....BAAAAM NECKBREAKER TO RIDDLE OFF THE TOP ROPE AS ISIAH NAILS A POWERBOMB FROM THE TOP TO RIDDLE AT THE SAME TIME ONTO DUNNE INTO THE RING!. Good god what a complicated move to explain. Riddle powerbombed/neckbreakered onto Dunne’s body!...Riddle rolled out the way while ISIAH COVERS DUNNE...1...2...3...IT’S ALL OVER!. What a match and contest!. Party keep the titles in a solid curtain jerker!. They celebrate their win with the crowd as we cut away.


10-Women Grasp For The Gold - Titleshot on A Pole
Melissa Santos Vs Mandy Leon Vs Jamie Keyes Vs Alicia Atout Vs Renee Young Vs Joanna Rose Vs
Amy Rose Vs Salina De la Renta Vs Maria Kanellis Vs Brooke Hogan


Up next is a very interesting match. Over the past few weeks Russo has been inviting different women to this match for an opportunity but we didn’t know what but now we do. The winner of this match will receive a title match against we think the COA champ Nia Jax. This is of course a pole match which is a Russo staple. There’s a pole attacked to one side of the ring which has to be a good 10 foot. You have to climb to the top rope and literally reach high up to get it so it’s not as easy as it sounds. It’s almost cruel because of course none of these women are really wrestlers if you think about it and I’m not sure they can even reach the contract. There’s a contract slip hanging off the pole. We get the introductions and here we go!. Mixed reactions for all girls really. Some have wrestling experience some don’t. They all try to go after the pole quickly running each other over climbing on top of everyone. Brooke actually gets up first. She’s climbing the pole like a stripper!. Girls pull her down though. I don’t know why any girl would want to fight Jax though as some girls in this match actually refuse to go after the contract at all!. Salina with a rana off the top rope to some girls and it might be the last time we see her if Parks lose tonight.

Santos is looking great with dives onto girls and she really wants that match against Jax. Alicia and Leon fight it out, Rose and Rose go after each other now. Renee Young dressed in her Moxley gear nails a few Death Rider Drops!. Maria keeps using her sly moves to beat everyone. Maria with vaginal claws to girls throughout this one. One of the most hated women in this match. Hogan with a legdrop who’s also not popular. I guess Noelle didn’t get the invitation but obviously we have some heat between Hogan/Russo so no idea why Russo would invite her unless he wants her to get destroyed. Theres a giant tower of doom superplex/powerbomb to everyone in the ring which takes everybody down. Wait...one girl has survived...it’s Melissa!. She crawls out of it then climbs the ropes!. She’s on the top rope and the fans are going crazy...SHE’S REACHING...SHE HAS IT...WAIT...NO NO...THAT’S MIKE BENNETT. THAT GODDAMN PATHETIC CUCK!. He’s shaking the pole which causes Melissa to slip down it!. Cage is not gonna be happy with this one!. Mike Bennett who we know is a pathetic cuck that gets treated like shit from Maria!. Fans are booing as Mike lays on the top rope and Maria throws Melissa down like nothing. Now look at this. Maria climbs onto the back of Mike and reaches up before he sits up and he lifts her up in an electric chair so she can reach!. Mike gets off the rope and starts blocking all the women from attacking Maria!. Bullshit chants from the crowd. Maria grabs the contract and it’s over!. Maria leaves down the pole and runs up the entrance ramp. Mike then realises that he’s stuck by himself in a ring full of women...uh oh. THEY GO CRAZY ON MIKE BEATING HIM DOWN. HAHA A BEATDOWN TO MIKE WHILE MARIA LAUGHS AT THIS ON THE ENTRANCE. Mike manages to escape and run up the rampway where Maria orders Mike to get down as she puts one foot on him and raises the contract high!. Fans boo as she celebrate her victory and we cut away with Melissa staring down Maria while in the ring. She really wanted that match against Jax but is gonna have to wait for now.


Grudge Matchup
" The Villain " Marty Scurll (c) Vs " The Demon " Finn Balor


Scurll comes out by himself for our next match. A lot of history between these two men. This is not for the NWA title remember and just about Pride. This is a different Balor. Demon Balor doesn’t mess around. This is gonna be tough for Scurll. Balor comes out getting a huge ovation and is actually wearing Elite/Bullet Club type paint haha. The bell rings and here we go. A bizarre match up for sure. Back and forth from both guys with a lot of signature/finishing moves throughout. Balor with a Coup De Grace for a 2. Bloody Sunday and a 1917 for 2 counts. Scurll with a Gravedigger and Omnibreaker for 2 counts. Balor with a sling blade lariat and a back drop driver for a 2. Brain buster off the top rope reversed into a Falcon Arrow by Balor for a 2. Demon with a beautiful deadlift german driver...1...2...Scurll kicks out. Scurll with a running shining wizard for a 2 count. Scurll with a top rope elbow for another 2. Good technical match right now. Balor with a Devitt Device an old move for a close 2. Another stomp from the top but Scurll reverses it into a Boston crab then an STF!. Hard uppercuts across the face of Balor makes his mouth bleed. Scurll then starts wiping the paint of Balor and putting it on himself almost like he’s putting the demon in him!. Taking over his body. Scurll with a Bloody Sunday of his own!...1...2...BALOR KICKS OUT. Balor with a Prince Charming for a close 2. This has been a solid PPV already. Scurll signals the end looking for that new move he’s been using the Vertebreaker/Cop Killa...BALOR GOES OVER. Balor lifts Scurll up into an electric chair...BAAAAM ELECTRIC CHAIR DRIVER...1...2...Scurll kicks out.

We’ll see Brandi and Cody defend their titles later tonight and good luck to them. Scurll wants this to be a message to the other members. Of course Scurll isn’t happy with losses especially titles and was said to have seen seen slapping and hitting Bucks across the face after they lost that match recently. He kicked Omega out remember. Scurll goes to the top rope looking for a dive but Balor goes up with him. Bloody Sunday off the top rope...SCURLL REVERSES IT...HE TURNS IT INTO THE VERTEBREAKER...NO WAY...NOT OFF THE TOP ROPE.....BAAAAAAAM THE SCURLLBREAKER OFF THE TOP ROPE TO BALOR. THE COP KILLA/VERTEBREAKER WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT...COVER...1...2...3...IT’S OVER!. Wow and do you know what this means!?. Scurll has just defeated The Demon!. That might be the first time in history that has ever been done so more history made here tonight at Bash. Scurll is a force to be reckoned with in EAM. You know Cody and Brandi are gonna be worried watching this hoping they don’t lose later on. Scurll celebrates his victory and seems to take a piece of the actual Demon with him. Almost symbolic. Scurll leaves up the rampway before spinning the umbrella and vanishes/disappears as we cut away.


We get the announcement that a brand new 3 disc Mickie James Blu-Ray will be released very shortly with all her best matches, moments in EAM history and even the full wedding reception of Emil and Mickie!. We also see a preview of a new documentary following Mickie in her final 24 hours before Grandslam in her final match.


As we are about to go to our next match out comes Russo on the stage and welcomes everyone to the show. He says I hope you’re all enjoying the show. He gets a mixed response but a good response for the show. He then says that he has a last minute announcement to make. I’ve been thinking about this match for years and years but I’ve never been able to do it so I have decided that tonight at Wrass Bash this stipulation that has never happened before will take place. The perfect type of match for this event. The match you ask?. I call it...THE SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION MATCH!. You’ll have to wait and see what that is but Orange Cassidy vs Velveteen Dream will have that stipulation later tonight!. He gets a mixed reaction while he leaves but then says oh yea...I might have another surprise for you later on...


Dance-Off
Human Tornado Vs Jack Evans


Coming up next is a match that’s years in the making. This won’t be a typical match though and instead be a dance off!. There is a dance mat placed over the regular mat. Evans comes out getting boos while being accompanied by Angelico. Human Tornado comes out getting a huge ovation and of course he’s the fan favorite and must be cheering on Orange Cassidy later tonight. We get the introductions and the explanation of the rules and that we will have three dances with the fans cheering for the winner. Here we go!. Evans dances first doing some cool breakdancing while getting boos. Tornado comes in with some flips, splits and a moonwalk to cheers. The referee asks for the winner and they chant Human a Tornado!. Tornado 1-0.

Evans dances again doing some break dancing before slapping Tornado across the face!. Tornado dances Michael Jackson style before the pimp back hand slapping Evans!. The referee asks for the winner and the fans cheer for Tornado!. That’s 2-0 now and Evans is pissed. He asks for a mic saying yo yo yo this crowd is racist, discriminating against him!. I’m gonna let my boy roll on your ass!. Angelico starts dancing off with Tornado and actually gets cheered. Tornado comes back though but then Evans dances as well. Three way dance off!. The music stops but they keep dancing. Out topping each other. Breakdancing, flips and rolls!. Fans are loving it but then the referee stops them for the final time and asks who’s the winner...EVANS AND ANGELICO...BOO...TORNADO YAAAAAAY....that’s it!. It’s all over!. All three dances won by Tornado and he gets his revenge after all these year...COME ON NOW.

EVANS AND ANGELICO BEAT DOWN TORNADO. Look at this!. Fans boo but they continue the attack and nobody can help since MOX and Cassidy are busy!. Wait...Tornado fights back with kicks and the multiple kicks in the corner on both men before the split to the balls!. They both roll outside the ring and Tornado with a huge dive to Angelico haha!. Tornado gets the last laugh after all. Tornado celebrates his in the ring on the top rope...SPRINGBOARD RANA OFF THE TOP ROPE BY EVANS TO TORNADO!. Jack is attacking Tornado again. RUNNING SSP. Evans goes to the top rope...BAAAAM 630 SPLASH TO TORNADO!. Angelico is now back up and goes to the top rope...DOUBLE STOMP OFF THE TOP ROPE!. Fans are booing this while Evans and Angelico dance over Tornado’s body as we cut away. Tornado won but they get the last laugh. This one isn’t over I’m sure of it. Maybe when Cassidy is free we will get a tag match but we’ll just have to wait and see.


We go to the parking lot and see Velveteen Dream arriving at MSG in his Purple Limo as usual!. We havn’t seen much of him because he’s been around the world defending his title in other promotions. We see the door open while smoke comes out of it and we hear his music. Dream leaves the limo holding his Purple Velvet EAM World Title Strap across his shoulder and haha look at this. Dream is dressed in all Orange!. He has oranges around his attire and a picture of Cassidy’s face on his trunks!. Sending a message like only Dream can. I wonder if he knows about the match change tonight because we don’t even know what it is or what it will look like.


Scaffold Matchup
Tom Lawlor Vs Conor McGregor


Coming up next is the scaffold match. Both of these men have had ups and downs in EAM recently and want to get that next big win. The scaffold has been set up and it’s two scaffolds on the side of the ring with a platform going across 20 feet high. Cornette is speaking about how dangerous this match is and of course he fell from a scaffold along time ago and blew out both of his knees!. Throughout the show Cornette roasts Russo making jokes about him etc. Out comes Lawlor first getting a good reaction. He climbs up the Scaffold side but not before grabbing a couple of chairs holding them over his shoulder. Lawlor paces across the platform while we await Conor’s entrance. He comes out getting a mixed reaction from the crowd and he just hasn’t accomplished much in EAM because Ronda has been the star and he’s just too small. Conor climbs up the other side of the scaffold and they meet in the middle!. HERE WE GO!.

BACK AND FORTH LEFT AND RIGHTS FROM BOTH MEN. What a spectacle this is. Two men fighting 20 foot above the ring. Hard MMA shots from both men. The only way to win this match is by throwing your opponent off the top of the scaffold into the ring below. Possible career ending situation here. Lawlor has much more wrestling experience. Of course there’s been classic matches like this in XPW with New Jack, Vic Grimes, Supreme and Angel!. The ring is empty and there’s no tables it’s just a regular scaffold match. Lawlor throws Conor off the scaffold but he holds on by his fingertips. Lawlor starts stomping a mud hole on his fingers. Conor is falling...finger by finger. Conor with a quick low blow somehow. Conor gets to the top and nails a suplex, german suplex and a belly to belly. Conor sets up both chairs on the platform and sits down then invites Lawlor as well. Look at this!. Back and forth punches atop the platform. We’ve never seen this before a 20 foot high bar fight!. Conor gets the better of it knocking him out of his chair backwards.

He tries to roll him to the edge but instead Conor with a DDT on the top as Lawlor is now hanging off the edge...CONOR IS STOMPING AWAY. LAWLOR GRABS A CHAIR SHOVING IT INTO CONOR’S ANKLE!. Lawlor climbs back up and starts beating Conor with a chair on top of the platform. He throws the chair down off the scaffold into the ring. Lawlor nails a powerbomb onto the platform. Of course this platform is going across the ring above it. Lawlor looks for a choke but Conor stands up with him...CONOR WALKS TO THE EDGE OF THE PLATFORM...NO...WE CAN’T HAVE ANOTHER JACK/GRIMES FALL. HE’S TEETERING ON THE EDGE. LAWLOR’S WHOLE BODY IS HANGING OFF THE EDGE. HE TURNS IT AROUND. Lawlor switches his body so he’s in front of Conor then he turns it into a choke. DDT from Lawlor to Conor and that thing is shaking.

What a crazy show it’s been already. What else can happen tonight. Doesn’t even feel like the PPV has even started yet!. Lawlor looking for a Piledriver but Conor with a back body drop. Conor starts beating Tom with the chair before picking him up...PILEDRIVER ON THE CHAIR...GOOD GOD...IT’S OVER. CONOR FIRES UP, PICKS LAWLOR UP...AND THROWS HIM OFF...LAWLOR REVERSES IT....AAAAAAAAH CONOR FALLS 20 FOOT HIGH DOWN OFF THE SCAFFOLD INTO THE RING BELOW. GOOD GOD HE HIT HARD. ALMOST BROKE THE RING IN THE MIDDLE!. Fans are going wild for this chanting holy shit and this is awesome and this match is over!. Lawlor somehow survived and reversed Conor at the end. Lawlor celebrates on top of the platform but then looks around at the fans does the crazy finger gesture to his head...what is he doing...NO NO WAAAAAAAH LAWLOR JUMPS OFF THE PLATFORM 20 FEET HIGH DIVING ONTO CONOR IN THE RING FOR GOOD MEASURE. HE HURT HIMSELF WITH THAT ONE. Might be the last time we see Conor in an EAM ring!. Lawlor eventually stands up celebrating his victory as we cut away.


The Man Vs Beast - 1.000.000 $ Challenge
Mishka (A Pro. Trained Russian Circus Bear) Vs Miroslav Barnyashev


This bizarre show continues on with...uhmmm a um Man vs Beast 1 million dollar challenge. Whoever can survive in the ring with Mishka a Trained Russian Bear for five minutes will win that money but that’s only if. Definitely a Russo style match. Cornette is absolutely going crazy on commentary insulting Russo saying that this is the shit that killed WCW and I won’t allow Russo to kill EAM too!. This is animal cruelty not wrestling!. Who’s crazy enough to answer the challenge?. Someone like Nia Jax probably would but she’s busy. The bear comes out on a leash and seems well behaved. Some fans are scared as Mishka walks past. Bears are unpredictable. The near 700 pound Mishka somehow gets into the ring. Stretching the ropes during. The bear is let off the leash uh oh. Luckily the ropes stop it from leaving. The announcers are worried as well. We await the opponent for the bear...if anybody has accepted. We wait but there’s no music...we continue to wait until we hear music we don’t recognise. Almost generic music and out someone comes...who is that?. We get the announcement that it’s Miroslav Barnyashev!. Uh who?.

Some fans are confused before we can finally see him...OH WAIT...THAT’S RUSEV HAHA!. That’s Rusev from WWE!. We saw him entering Emil’s office earlier and on Jamboree. Rusev is using his real name!. I guess it makes sense since he’s done a lot with Russia/Bulgaria but how strange this all is. Rusev enters the ring as the bell rings and he doesn’t look scared at all. Miroslav Barnyashev starts shouting in Russian at the bear and here we go!. Both charge at each other testing strength. Bear wins obviously pushing Rusev down. Bear charges at Rusev turning him inside out flipping him upside down. Rusev avoids the bear a few times even jumping over the top rope on the apron and top rope. Bear claws at Rusev with 3 minutes on the clock left. Bear goes on hind legs and roars at Rusev who looks shocked and startled and doesn’t know what to do. HAHA RUSEV LEAVES. RUSEV RUN JUMPS OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE AND RUNS UP THE RAMPWAY!. It’s over!.

Beast wins!. It was a nice try by Rusev but Mishka is undefeat...BAAAAAAAAM WHAT...GUITAR SHOT OVER THE BACK OF THE HEAD OF MISHKA WHAT THE FUCK. THAT’S...NO WAY...OMG...JEFF JARRETT!?. What the hell!. He grabs a microphone and says HAHAHA THAT’S J E DOUBLE F J A DOUBLE R E DOUBLE T HAHA!. Jeff Jarrett just returned and took out the bear!. It kind of makes sense I guess!. Jeff was in WCW and very popular with Russo so there’s history and it is a Russo PPV!. What a surprise. He even won a Triple Cage match. Very nostalgic this. I guess we have another match!. The clock restarts while Jeff waits in the ring trying to avoid the bear who’s getting up groggy, dazed and confused. The bear has bits of guitar over the fur. Definitely animal cruelty for god sakes!. It’s been two minutes and Jeff is celebrating his million dollars...the bear screams and smells out Jeff..uh oh...THE BEAR CHARGES AT JEFF WHO QUICKLY RUNS AWAY UP THE RAMPWAY OUT OF THE RING!. Haha that’s another one gone!.

Jarrett looks pissed on the entrance way but Mishka is still undefeated 2-0!. Finally it’s over...HOLD ON...WHAT IS THIS NOW...THAT’S THE DYNASTY!. They’ve entered the ring!. MJF grabs a mic and says how dare you not book me for this PPV!. I was runner up of the Slobberknocker and yet I’m not even on the fucking show!. Restart the goddamn clock it’s my turn now and my time to shine!. I’m gonna screw Russo’s PPV up!. The clock has been restarted and no doubt Russo wanted the bear to win and embarrass a few people. Cornette is going crazy loving MJF!. The 5 minute countdown starts and here we go again!. The Dynasty hold Mishka preventing it from hurting MJF who enters the ring and stands in front of the bear. He laughs and starts mocking the bear before bringing out money and slapping it across the bears face!. What the hell is going on!. Like MJF needs more money!. This is so cruel!. Some fans chant PETA, RSPCA etc.

MJF walks around the ring while the Dynasty holds the bear back...3 minutes remain. MJF lays on the top rope. WAIT...MISHKA IS FIGHTING BACK. WAY TOO STRONG. SHE PUSHES DYNASTY OFF. CHARGED AT BOTH DYNASTY SENDING THEM OVER THE TOP ROPE AND OUT WITH TWO MINUTES TO GO!. MJF is left in the ring!. Uh oh!. Fans are loving this...Mishka charges but MJF leapfrogs over and another leapfrog avoiding. Goes to the top rope and walks across the top rope to the other turnbuckle!...1 minute left. Mishka charges at MJF but MJF jumps off the top over Mishka and behind. Mishka gets caught in the rope oh no!. Dynasty run into the ring again holding Mishka back with 30 seconds left. MJF is so hated right now. Good god. He said recently he wants a match against the winner of Dream/Orange but he wants to win that money to send a message to Russo, EAM and the fans.

Mishka gets out of the ropes and pushes back Dynasty before one final charge at MJF but Alex jumps in front of MJF just in time taking a full 700 pounds to the chest!. Claws and all!. Alex is all busted up...10...9...8...THE FANS ARE GOING CRAZY FOR MISHKA COME ON...5...MISHKA CHARGES AT MJF...4...3...MJF JUMPS OVER THE TOP ROPE ONTO THE OUTSIDE APRON...2...THROUGH THE LEGS OF MISHKA BACK INTO THE RING...1...EEEEEH DONE!. IT’S OVER. MJF HAS SURVIVED. HE RUNS TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING AND JUMPS OVER THE TOP ROPE!. Wow what an event!. Fans are booing like crazy as MJF has survived and wins the 1 million dollars!. There was no rule about having more than one person in the match either remember.

Some fans are booing like crazy but MJF outsmarted them all. Poor Mishka. Alex is still laid out in the ring cut up with claw marks I’m sure will never go away. MJF pulls Alex out of the ring as they all run up the rampway. They celebrate the victory and I bet MJF doesn’t even share the money. Haha look at this!. Mishka is out of the ring!. The trainer has the leash back on...HAHAHA YES. MISHKA BREAKS FREE FROM THE LEASH...CHARGES UP THE RAMPWAY AFTER THE DYNASTY AS THEY SHIT THEMSELVES AND RUN OFF BACKSTAGE TRIPPING OVER EACH OTHER!. Mishka gets the last laugh as we cut away.


EAM Womens Tag Team Championships Matchup
Sasha & Bayley (c) Vs Beth Phoenix & Jillian Hall


We aren’t even half way through this PPV and have already created memories that will last forever. The Women’s titles are on the line next. They’re been dominant undefeated champions and of course it was originally going to be Sara but she got injured recently so has been replaced by Hall!. An almost dream team. We saw a bit of them in the Rumble match don’t forget. Crazy to think Edge and Beth are wrestling on the same PPV in the current year. Out comes Sasha and Bayley first which is unusual for champions and they get a great reaction as usual. Not really many people that can beat them it seems so since nobody current can do it we have to look to the past!. Out comes Beth and Hall getting a huge ovation from the crowd with some not knowing it was Hall!. The bell rings and here we go. Back and forth action, high flying, signature, finishing and double team moves. It’s actually weird because we finally have a normal regular match with a pinfall on this show!.

It would be incredible if Beth and Edge won on the same show but that’s only fantasy and doesn’t happen much. Sasha with a crossbody for a 2. Bayley with a back drop driver thrown into a neckbreaker. Double superplex by Sasha and Bayley to Hall. Beth fights with a powerslam, Glam Slam for a 2. Beth then locks in a Glamazon submission on Sasha but then Bayley gets involved also. Haha double Glamazon submission then Beth starts kicking their own head with their own feet!. They fight out of it. Beth goes to the top looking for a Glam Slam off the top but Sasha rolls through with a roll up for a 2 count...HALL BREAKS IT UP. HALL TIME TO SASHA. BAYLEY TO BAYLEY TO HALL. BETH WITH A SLAM TO ALL THREE GIRLS, HALL, SASHA AND BAYLEY AT THE SAME TIME HAHA!. More close covers. At the end of the match we’re nearing Sasha nails a Banks Statement. Bayley looks for a german suplex on Hall who goes with a german of her own.

Hall of Pain to Bayley...BAAAAM SHE HIT IT...FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YEARS. WE HAVEN’T SEEN THAT MOVE. COVERS 1 2 NO...KICK OUTS AS THIS MATCH BREAKS DOWN. Fans are going wild cheering for both but more Hall and Beth. I guess you could call them the Hall of Glamazons!. Hall and Sasha fight it out...SASHA LOCKS IN HER SUBMISSION...HALL FIGHTS OUT OF IT...STANDS UP WITH HER ON HER SHOULDERS...ELECTRIC CHAIR OVER THE TOP ROPE AND OUT TO SASHA BY HALL. BAYLEY WITH ANOTHER BAYLEY TO BAYLEY SUPLEX TAKES OUT HALL...FROM BEHIND BETH COMES IN...GLAM SLAM SHE GOT IT...BAYLEY AND BETH ARE LEGAL...COVER COME ON...1...2...BAYLEY KICKS OUT GOOD GOD. That was close!. Could you imagine if Beth and Hall actually won this. BETH QUICKLY TURNS THE PIN INTO THE GLAMAZON SUBMISSION.....SHE’S STRUGGLING...SASHA TRIES TO RUN INTO THE RING TO STOP IT...BAAAAM HALL TAKES DOWN SASHA WITH A SPEAR....COME ON BETH...BAYLEY IS ABOUT TO TAP...SHE’S GOTTA.....YES YES YES...SHE TAPS OMG!. IT’S ALL OVER!. We’ve got new champions!. Can’t believe this!. What a shocker at Wrass Bash!. This is going to go down as one of the best moments and PPV’s in Wrass Bash history!. Bayley taps out which means we have new champions. They were incredible champions though and beat everyone. They deserve that respect. Another shocker here tonight. Jillian and Beth celebrate hugging each other while holding the titles. Incredibly emotional moment. Sasha and Bayley face off with Beth and Jillian now look at this!. THEY SHAKE HANDS. THEN HUG THEM!. Beautiful moment from all girls involved. Respect from everybody. Sasha and Bayley not pass but almost relight the torch of Hall and Phoenix. They all celebrate in the ring before they leave up the rampway and now look at this...THAT’S EDGE. HIS MUSIC HITS. He comes out and stares down Beth before hugging her!. What a moment and of course his match is next so it’s perfect timing. Beth and Edge embrace before giving each other a kiss and Edge walks down to the ring while Beth goes backstage.


Special Challenge
Will Ospreay Vs Edge


Edge walks down to the ring...BAAAM FROM BEHIND THAT’S WILL. He attacks Edge from behind going crazy on him. Throwing him into the barricade then the ring apron. Fans boo this but a smart move to capitalise on Edge. We’re not wasting anytime and going straight into this match I guess. What a horrible way for his return to go. Will continues the beatdown before getting into the ring. SPRINGBOARD SHOOTING STAR PRESS TO EDGE ON THE OUTSIDE. Good god almighty. Will throws Edge into the ring as the bell rings. Here we go officially!. Will charges at Edge...BAAAAAAAAM SPEAR TO WILL HAHA OUT OF NOWHERE...COVER...1...JUST LIKE THAT...2...WILL KICKS OUT. How embarrassing would’ve that been for him after that start.

The match has slowed down now though. Will said he wanted to embarrass and expose Edge and it would be the biggest win of his career. Could you imagine if Edge can win on the same night as Beth. Both men get up with Edge looking for an Edgeucution...Will reverses it with a front superkick before nailing the Ozcutter!...cover 1 2 Edge kicks out. Will wastes no time charging at Edge...ESSEX DESTROYER...THE FLIP DDT DESTROYER...COVER 1 2 EDGE KICKS OUT!. Will goes to the corner signalling the end. He’s looking for the move that hasn’t ever been kicked out of. THE DECAPITATOR...EDGE CAUGHT HIM IN MID AIR...EDGEUCUTION TO WILL...COVER 1 2 NO WILL KICKS OUT. A non stop match this is wow. Fans are going wild for Edge and whatever happens Will looks good.

Edge looks for another spear...WILL JUMPS OVER HIM ONTO THE TOP ROPE. MOONSAULT TO A STANDING EDGE. WILL GOES TO THE TOP ROPE AGAIN. BAAAAAAM 630 OFF THE TOP...EDGE MOVES OUT THE WAY. EDGE RUNS AT WILL WHO LEAPFROGS OVER HIM ONTO THE OUTSIDE APRON...SPRINGBOARD BY WILL...EDGE TURNS AROUND...SPRINGBOARD SHOOTING STAR PRES.....BAAAAAAAAAAM SPEAR BY EDGE. HOLY FUCK...COVER...1...2...3...DONE!. Wow what a fast and quick match!. Edge has done it. Edge turned a shooting star springboard press into a mid air spear. Never seen that one before. Awesome ending to a very fast paced and quick match. Edge celebrates the win and what a night it is for that family. We don’t know what Edge will do next. He might continue on a normal career or maybe a part time career and make some younger guys look good. Just have to wait and see. We cut away.


18 Man, 9 Team T.L.C Clusterfuckfest for the EAM Tag Team Championships Matchup
The Golden Lovers (c) Vs The Motor City Machine Guns Vs The Briscoe Brothers Vs Paul London & Brian Kendrick Vs Kenta & KENTA Vs The Young Bucks Vs The World's Greatest Tag Team Vs The American Wolves Vs Hardyz


Welp for some reason coming up next is one of the hardest and most complicated matches to be apart of in EAM which was booked less than 24 hours ago by Russo which is exactly something he would do. Of course it can’t just be a normal tag match no so let’s make it as difficult as possible especially on this PPV which already has some crazy stuff so thank Russo everybody!. A lot of great teams and history in this match. A good 30 minute contest with back and forth action, high flying, signature, finishing and double team big spots. Ladder, chairs but especially tables are around the ring. Could be a good 20/30 tables around the ring. All teams come out getting different reactions with some fans shocked at who’s involved. Last comes out the Lovers who's belts are already high in the sky. Definitely the toughest challenge yet for the new champions.

They have experience of wrestling and being around a lot more than other teams involved. Rumors that HBK/Morrison were rumored to be involved at this PPV but of course Morrison is gone. HBK is probably best for him to not be here because we don’t want to keep wasting his retirement and in a TLC match. The bell is about to ring when we hear music and look who it is...he’s back!. Russo comes and says I have one more surprise. There’s one more team in this match. Ladies and gentlemen please welcome your final team...THE HARDY BOYZ...OMG WHAT A SHOCKER. Fans are going crazy. It must be years since we’ve seen then. They come out with ladders and here we go!!!.

The action is crazy with a giant brawl that starts us off. Bodies flying all over the ring. Chair shots and big bumps to each other. Huge dives onto everybody outside the ring. Hardyz are the only team up and quickly climb the ladder in the ring. They’re at the top already!. No way could you imagine if it ends this fast...BRISCOE BROTHERS CLIMB UP WITH THEM. BAAAAAAM JAY DRILLER OFF THE LADDER TO MATT. BURNING HAMMER BY MARK TO JEFF!. Huge bump from both men!. WAAAAAAH MCMG WITH A DOUBLE SUPERPLEX THROUGH TWO TABLES ON LONDRICK!. BENJAMIN WITH A T BONE TO THE WOLVES ONTO A LADDER. Complete insanity. IBUSHI WITH A PHOENIX SPLASH OFF THE TOP OF A LADDER TO KENTA AND KENTA. OMEGA DRIVER TO THE BRISCOES. Just nonstop craziness. Omega and Ibushi taking out by MCMG who then climb two ladders.

MCMG ARE AT THE TOP WITH AMERICAN WOLVES AFTER THEM. HARDY’S ARE UP...NO WAAAAAY....AAAAH HARDYZ PUSH EVERYBODY OFF THE LADDER OVER THE TOP ROPE INTO CHAIRS AND LADDERS AT RINGSIDE. MCMG AND WOLVES ARE OUT OF THIS MATCH. SLICEBREAD number 2 and a 450 by LonDrick. CROYT’S WRATH AND A REVERSED RANA BY THE LOVERS TAKE LONDRICK OUT OF THIS MATCH!. MORE BANG FOR YOUR BUCK, A SUPERKICK PARTY AND A MELTZER DRIVER ONTO TABLES, CHAIRS AND LADDERS. Bucks take out Briscoes from this match after that one. Not many teams still up. Bucks and Hardyz stare down each other.

Fans go crazy for this stand off. They beat each other down. From behind KENTA and Kenta take them all out!. GTS. KOBASHI CHOP. Could they win this!?. Kenta climbs but gets stopped by a quadruple superkick from Hardyz and Bucks!. They climb two ladders and are the final team on top!. Hardyz or Bucks are gonna win this match!. TWIST OF FATE TO NICK BY JEFF. SUPERKICK BY MATT TO MATT!. What a match!. Everybody is down before WGTT are up!. They run up the ladder but Omega pulls Haas down into a One Winged Angel!. Ibushi springboards over everybody to get on the ladder wow!. Benjamin and Ibushi on the ladder fighting it out!. WAAAAAH KOTA JUMPS UP ONTO THE RUNG AND DROPKICKS BENJAMIN OFF AT THE SAME TIME...AMAZING!. IBUSHI IS HANGING UPSIDE DOWN FROM THE RUNG. HE UNHOOKS THE BELTS!. OMEGA MOVES THE LADDER...IBUSHI FALLS 20 FOOT INTO OMEGA’S ARMS WITH BOTH TITLES!. What a beautiful ending to this match!. Golden Lovers get the win and keep the titles. What a crazy bonus match we got on this PPV when we thought it was just gonna be a normal match!. Omega and Ibushi celebrate their win as we cut away.


Running Mate Championship Matchup
Jon Moxley (c) Vs Randy Orton


Fans still reeling from what we just saw but we must continue the show. Orton who’s retired but still seems to be wrestling now and then wants his title back!. I’m sure if Orton wins this match then the title would be vacated or he would choose a new champion. The last match they had I believe was for the World Title. Orton comes out getting a mixed reaction while Moxley comes out getting a huge ovation. MOX refusing to cash in his title but keeps defending it so that’s fine. Very clever idea actually. Imagine if Moxley eventually cashes in on Cassidy if he wins the title tonight!. The bell rings and here we go. Pretty basic match from both men. 12:19 with some technical moves and stand out spots, Orton with a rope hung ddt, dropkick and a running knee drop.

Kicks around the body and a neckbreaker. Orton looks for a crossbody but MOX reverses it with the Headlock Driver for a 2. MOX with the elbow off the top followed by the...JAW BREAKER LARIAT...1...2...ORTON KICKS OUT. MOX LOOKS FOR THE DEATH RIDER...ORTON REVERSES...BAAAM RKO...1...2...NO MOX KICKS OUT. MOX turned that around. Orton goes to the corner looking for a punt...BAAAAM DEATH RIDER DROP...COVER...1...2...ORTON KICKS OUT. Tornado won earlier so they want to make it 3-0. Both men down getting to their feet. RKO OUT OF NOWHERE AGAIN COVER 1. 2. NO MOX KICKS OUT. Orton wastes no time looking for a third RK...NO...DIRTY DEEDS T...1...2...ORTON TURNS IT OVER...1...2...MOX TURNS IT OVER, BAAAAM DEATH RIDER DROP TO ORTON NOW OF NOWHERE...COVER 1 2 3 DONE!. Just like that Moxley wins and keeps the title. Pretty fun match from both guys. Moxley celebrates the win as its now 2-0 and now down to Cassidy to round it out. We cut away.


Careers Vs Masks
La Parks Vs The Lucha Bros


Both teams coming out getting mixed reactions for our next match. Both teams have had pretty solid times in EAM but a lot on the line tonight. Parks have had a nice little run in EAM over the past few months so if this is it then they had a good run but Lucha Bros still really haven’t started their careers in EAM let alone single careers so they want to keep the masks. Wonder what Salina will do of course because she’s not with Parks anymore. She might stick around or leave as well. Just have to wait and see where she pops up next. Maybe as a manager or something to do on Spotlight. Back and forth, high flying, signature and finishing moves in this 15 minute contest. Bell rings and here we go.

Parks dominate for the first five minutes. It’s been a crazy show already and we still a few matches to go. Fenix with a corkscrew 450 and front 450. Pentagon with a cannonball and Pentagon Special. Of course they had the masks ripped off recently so want revenge for that. A classic staple gimmick in Mexico and they’re watching this in Mexico right now nervous for sure and this could have been the main event of a Triplemania. Pentagon with a Packaged Piledriver to Park. Close falls. A one man double superplex to Parks. Fenix with a shooting star to Parks. They come back with the dancing chair guitar gimmick. Parks with a double dive onto the Bros as well. Parka Driver to Fenix for a 2 count. Parks take out Fenix with a double military press over the top rope to the outside. Park with a dive over the top rope but look at this...Pentagon runs in!. BAAAAAM PACKAGED PILEDRIVER TO PARKA FROM BEHIND...COVER 1 2 3 OMG IT’S OVER. Just like that wow!.

Some fans are in shock. It’s like the Mania 30 Taker ending. Lucha Bros have won this match, kept their masks but it’s all over. Lucha Bros celebrate their win before leaving up the ramp while we’re left with them in the ring. Almost a passing of the torch. Parks receive a standing ovation and a thank you Parks chant. Very emotional moment. You don’t see teams retire much. Parks get a chair and stand on it for one last time playing chair guitar. They get off and look around at the fans befo...what is this. They look at each other and say something...wait no way...OMG...THEY’RE UNMASKING...THIS IS HISTORIC. PARKS HAVE UNMASKED WOW!. What a great thing to do. They retired and didn’t need to do that at all but felt like they owed something to the fans. Parks with bald heads, beards the usual look for a face. A fan throws a Mexican flag in the ring and they then place the masks and flag down on the chair leaving them as they leave the ring for the final ever time. Thank you Parks!.


EAM Intergender Tag Team Championships Tornado Matchup
Cody & Brandi Rhodes (c) Vs Nia Jax & Keith Lee


What a night it has been so far and we still have three matches to go but up next is one of the most anticipated matches of the night and almost bizarre. We have some breaking news as we have just heard that this match is now a Tornado Tag match!. Russo still pulling strings. The Intergender Champions have been dominant and beat everybody just like the women earlier but this is bigger than that. Jax and Lee do not have title matches tonight so they were put together over the past few weeks and seem to have an attraction to each other. Jax is smitting with Lee it seems. She’s becoming shy and much more relaxed and human around Lee. Lee comes out getting a huge ovation from the crowd. Of course he’s been a great champion so far but there’s no contenders so they’re going after the mixed tag. Almost a dream team of opposite genders. Out comes Jax getting huge boos from the crowd but she’s soaking it in before she sees Lee again and looking shy.

Out come the Rhodes who get boos from the crowd. Scurll looked great earlier and doesn't want any losses. Earlier tonight he was saw whipping the Bucks with an umbrella for losing the TLC match. Cody and Brandi don’t really fit into Scurll’s style of group or leadership but they’ve been apart of it since Bullet Club. Cody and Brandi look nervous but confident. They slowly enter the ring as the bell rings and here we go!.

Cody and Brandi actually start fighting over who should start the match. Cody squares off with Lee before running out the ring and Brandi is in the ring now with Jax as this match begins. Brandi charges at Jax who picks her up like a rag doll and bear hugs Brandi to death!. Cody runs in and crossbody’s Jax who catches him and throws him over her head!. Lee comes in and picks up Cody throwing him at Jax!. She throws him back at him haha. They’re tossing him like a ball!. Jax picks up Brandi and throws Brandi at Lee as Lee throws Cody at Jax haha they’re juggling with the Rhodes!. Fans are laughing at this and you know Russo is loving it. Could you imagine if they win more titles?. They’re wishing it wasn’t a Torando Tag now. Jax with a slam to Brandi. Lee with a slam to Cody. Military press by Jax and Lee to both the Rhodes and they start ramming them into each other before dropping them to the mat!. They keep facing off with each other and smiling.

They’re testing each other. Lee grabs Cody by the throat and launches him high into the air with a throw. Jax does the same to Brandi. Jax then nails a leg drop to Brandi so Lee comes back with a rolling legdrop to Cody!. Jax looks impressed so nails a big splash to Brandi so Lee nails a moonsault to Cody!. This is hilarious. We’ve never really seen a match like this before. Jax and Lee bear hug the Rhodes and ram them into each other. Over and over into each other’s backs!. They continue to do this befor...WAIT...CODY WITH A LOWBLOW TO LEE. BRANDI WITH A TIT BITE TO JAX...BAAAM CROSS RHODES TO LEE. BRANDI WITH A DDT. ANOTHER CROSS RHODES TO LEE. BRANDI IS BEATING DOWN JAX AND NAILS A CROSS RHODES TO JAX. LEE IS SOMEHOW BACK UP...A THIRD CROSS RHODES...NO WAY...BRANDI NAILS A FINAL CROSS RHODES TO JAX...COVER...THEY’RE GOING FOR A DOUBLE COVER ON JAX AND LEE...CAN’T BELIEVE IT’S GONNA END LIKE THIS...JUST LIKE THAT...IT’S SHOCKING........1.........2.........NO JAX AND LEE LAUNCH CODY AND BRANDI UP AND OUT OF THE RING KICKING OUT!. Haha not a chance!.

WAAAAH LEE WITH A DIVE ONTO CODY. WHAT IS JAX DOING!?. She doesn’t dive?. OMG...JAX WITH A DIVE OVER THE TOP ROPE TO BRANDI!. This is amazing. Some fans are even getting behind her!. Jax and Lee go eye to eye outside the ring before throwing them back into the ring. Jax and Lee get into the ring. Lee picks up Cody...while Jax picks up Brandi...BAAAAM BBC BY LEE TO CODY...BANZAI RIKISHI DROP TO BRANDI FROM JAX. They again stare down each other. This is a burial!. Poor Cody and Brandi!. We’ve got to be what 5/10 minutes into this match?. Lee and Jax then get an idea it seems and go to the corners. Jax and Lee climb to the top rope...Brandi and Cody crawl into the middle of the ring holding and hugging onto each other while two 300 pounders are above them!...oh god...WAAAAAAH 300 POUND SPLASH FROM JAX TO BRANDI AND CODY AND AT THE SAME TIME A MOONSAULT BY LEE TO CODY AND BRANDI!...COVER...THE REFEREE SAYS FUCK IT...DOUBLE COUNT.....1......THEY’RE BOTH LOOKING INTO EACH OTHERS EYES DURING......2.........3......IT’S ALL OVER!!!!. WE HAVE NEW CHAMPIONS. WOW!!!. What the hell did we just see!. More new champions at Wrass Bash!.

Who in the hell are gonna beat Jax and Lee if nobody could beat Cody and Brandi!?. They might as well retire the titles. Fans are going crazy and shockingly cheering for Jax!. They just buried the Club!. I bet Mickie and Emil are loving this also. Lee stands up and has the titles in his hands. Jax stands up as they face off again. Lee then throws the women’s title at Jax and then looks at the tag mixed title and places it over Jax’s shoulders and they meet in the middle very close. Jax and Lee near mouth to mouth before Lee backs away. They both leave the ring celebrating their victory. Who knows...if this continues we could have an EAM wedding on the cards!. Jax twiddles her hair as she walks up the rampway and keeps looking over at Lee smiling!. What a match!. Cody and Brandi are left in the ring. Barely moving while some fans are cheering for them feeling bad and others laughing.

They slowly get to their feet holding each other up as we cut awa...oh look at this. Scurll, Bucks and Brodie Lee come walking down to the ring before entering. Uh oh. They get into the ring and we can see marks on the back of the Bucks because they lost earlier but this is much worse because they lost the titles. Scurll, Bucks and Lee surround Cody/Brandi and start walking around them in their masks while Scurll has an umbrella over his shoulder. That doesn’t look like a normal umbrella though. More of a lead pipe umbrella!. Cody and Brandi apologise and say we’re sorry. We’ll get the titles back. Scurll is seemingly shaming them saying you embarrassed us all, asking them to get on their knees and kiss the foot on Scurll. They both do it while Scurll walks in front of them...OH NO...HE BRINGS HIS UMBRELLA DOWN IN FRONT OF THEM OPENING IT SHOWING THE LOGO ON THE FRONT. HE SPINS IT THEN CLOSES IT...HE’S ABOUT TO SMASH THEM OVER THE HEAD LIKE A BEHEADING...wait...he stops.

He asks them to get up. He looks in their eyes and tells them ‘you have more one chance’. Phew!. Cody and Brandi saved themselves this night at least. Cody and Brandi leave the ring firs...BAAAAAM DOUBLE SUPERKICK BY THE BUCKS TO BRANDI AND CODY. BRODIE LEE WITH A DOUBLE LARIAT. SCURLL WITH THE UMBRELLA ACROSS THE NECKS!. Good god!. Whipping them with the Umbrella!. Scurll was only playing all along!. He’s not giving them one more chance that’s it!. They beatdown Cody and Brandi one final time before Scurll shouts...’you’re done...you’re out!’. Wow Scurll has banished and removed Cody and Brandi the weak links from the Villian Club Enterprises!. First Omega, then Page and now Cody and Brandi!. Fans are booing this while they leave up the rampway celebrating what just happened. The VCE are down to four members but I guess that’s enough. It makes sense to have less members in a way. Easier to control and focus on and Brandi and Cody never really fit into the VCE they were always more Elite/BC. I’m not sure what they’ll do next but I’m sure some fans will get behind and support them as a team or solo but they’ll never forget this night at Wrass Bash. Damn, what a PPV. Brandi and Cody are left laid out in the ring as we cut away.


The First Ever Symphony of Destruction Match for the EAM Title Matchup
Velveteen Dream (c) Vs Orange Cassidy


Up next is the first ever Symphony of Destruction match for the EAM World Title but we don’t know what it is. We get the introductions and explaining and it’s revealed that this match will have different musical objects around the ring!. This includes a giant gong, guitars, chellos, wood pieces, a triangle, a keyboard and a grand piano!. Wow never seen this before and a clever idea using all music objects!. A dream match from these two and could you imagine if Cassidy actually wins so early on in his career. Dream has been an okay champion but not seen much. Out comes Cassidy and haha look at this he’s got an Orange Limo. Cassidy is driven out in an orange limo and is standing up through the middle of the sunroof with his thumb barely up!. He gets out of the limo and is wearing an all Purple Velvet suit!. Haha playing mind games with Dream for sure. He enters the ring getting big cheers while Dream comes out getting a big cheer also. This is going to be strange for sure. Dream comes to the ring dressed in that all orange suit with his face on it. He enters the ring and here we go!.

They face off with some fans chanting this is orange and then this is velvet!. Cassidy with soft kicks to start the match so Dream answers with soft chops!. Back and forth!. Fans are going crazy already. Both knock each other down but kip up like HBK. They face off again as Dream goes for a headlock but Orange just sits down and rolls to the outside. Dream with a dive to the outside. Dream picks Cassidy up just throwing him into the giant gong which lets out a loud BOOONG around the building!. Dream throws Cassidy into the grand piano before sitting down and starts to play it!. Cassidy lays on top of the piano while Dream plays and kicks him in the face!. Cassidy then plays the piano but just bangs his head off the keys. Dream with a german suplex from a seated position that Cassidy was in. Dream gets a guitar and is winding up...BAAM NO ORANGE MOVES AND DREAM SMASHES THE GUITAR ON THE PIANO!. Cassidy comes back now with kicks and takes control over the next several minutes. NO ARMED DIVE THROUGH THE ROPES TO DREAM. ANOTHER AND A THIRD. Cassidy grabs a saxophone and starts to play it terribly. He hits Dream with it. He throws him back into the ring and goes to the top. DIVING HEAD...no Cassidy misses it and just falls to the mat because he was too far away haha!.

Dream looks confused as he nails the Dream Machine out of nowhere...1...2...Cassidy kicks out softly. Dream looks for an elbow off the top...Cassidy just rolls out the way into the corner. Dream with a running dropkick before grabbing a drum!. Dream places the drum across Cassidy in the corner and goes to the top rope!?. No way...BAAAAAAM VAN TERMINATOR NORTH TO SOUTH EAST TO COAST...CASSIDY MOVES OUT THE WAY AND DREAM SENDS HIMSELF INTO THE DRUM SET!. Cassidy grabs something and it’s just a little triangle. Dream on his knees in front of Cassidy...bing haha Cassidy just played the triangle once. Dream doesn’t look impressed. Dream with a dropkick stops it. Dream grabs a vinyl cd and BAAAM smashes it over Orange’s head and another. Dream then looks at certain vinyls he doesn’t want to smash including purple rain but then another vinyl over the head smashing it completely...1...2...Cassidy kicks out. Dream brings something into the ring...a keyboard with a stand. Uh oh Dream is trying to powerbomb Orange throu...CASSIDY REVERSES IT SENDING DREAM THROUGH THE KEYBOARD BREAKING IT IN HALF. 1 2 DREAM KICKS OUT!. Cassidy grabs a flute and starts to play it but badly. Cassidy then smacks Dream over the back with it breaking it in half. Orange with a no armed rana for a close 2. Dream goes to the outside. Cassidy grabs a violin...SMASHES IT ON DREAM WHO MOVES OUT THE WAY AND BREAKS IT ACROSS THE TURNBUCKLE POST.

Cassidy then grabs a cowbell!. Cassidy starts banging the cowbell as fans chant more cowbell!. Dream grabs a tambourine and smashes it over Cassidy’s head!. What a match this is!. Dream grabs another drum and baaaam just smashes it over the head of Cassidy who just stands then falls over!. Dream brings Cassidy near the piano and suplexes him on top of it!. Dream climbs to the top while Cassidy is across the piano...NO NO...WAAAAAH ELBOW OFF THE TOP ROPE TO CASSIDY ON THE PIANO.....HE MOVES OUT THE WAY!. Good god what a bump!. Cassidy climbs to the top rope but takes way too long so Dream gets up with him...SUPERPLEX OFF THE TOP ROPE THROUGH THE PIANO...HOLY SHIT THE STANDS ON IT BROKE THE PIANO AND IT BENDS IN HALF. FANS CHANT THIS IS AWESOME. WHAT A MATCH!. Dream rolls Cassidy into the ring...COVER...1...2...CASSIDY SOMEHOW SURVIVES. DREAM LOOKS FOR THE DREAM MACH...ORANGE CRUSH...HE GOT IT...COVER 1 2 DREAM KICKS OUT. CASSIDY WASTES NO TIME. THE ORANGE EXPRESS...COVER 1.....2.......NO DREAM AGAIN. What a match this has been. Cassidy grabs a giant cello that was in the corner...BAAAM OVER THE HEAD OF DREAM...NO HE DUCTS OUT THE WAY.....THE DREAM EXPERIENCE.....DREAM ROLLS THROUGH. PLACES THE CELLO ON TOP OF CASSIDY, GOES TO THE TOP ROPE....BAAAAM DREAM ELBOW OFF THE TOP ROPE THROUGH THE CELLO ONTO CASSIDY!....COVER 1.....2....3....DONE!. What a match!.

Dream has kept his championship but what an effort by Cassidy. What a fun stipulation too and hopefully we get another one in the future. Kind of a shame Hardcore PPV is next because some of these matches tonight would have worked at that show. Who knows we might get a second SOD match with different people on that show!. Dream celebrates the victory standing up in the ring before Cassidy faces off with him. Cassidy is hurting and Dream then picks up the sunglasses that fell off during the match and puts them on Cassidy’s head!. Aww what a moment. He then pats him on the back as he leaves the ring. This could have main evented but with the next match obviously not. Fans chant thank you Cassidy and that was awesome but I’m sure Cassidy will have another shot in the future. He’s busy with other things right now and at least he looked good and strong. Dream gives him his first loss. We finally cut away.



It is now time for our main event of the evening!. The first ever Triple Cage match in EAM!. We get the highlights, video package etc as the cage lowers. Some fans are booing this and some cheering because it’s a very controversial subject. Some love it and some hate it but this is EAM we can make it good. Maybe even if it’s that good we’ll do another one or one for the women in the future!. We see Drew’s belt high in the sky and of course if you havn’t seen this match before then let us explain the rules. There’s basically a hell in a cell and on top of that is a regular cage and above that is a smaller cage and you have to climb to the top of that to get the belt. Has to be a good 70 feet structure in the sky. It’s been a crazy PPV so let’s wind it out with an even crazier thing. Out first comes Drew McIntyre getting a great reaction!. No title with him of course because its in the air. You’ve got to feel sorry for him though since he just won the title and it would make him almost a legend if he can survive and defend it here tonight. Maybe he wishes he wasn’t champion and he could win it in this match and that Lars was still champ but he still has the advantage since he’s actually champion but only for 2 weeks. The bookies say that Drew is by far the favorite to win this match but Lars and Donovan have climbed high in the past few hours. Braun and Cobb are at the bottom. Drew enters the cage and looks up and around. It should be noted that we have a ladder in the first cell to climb up into the second cage which has weapons in it!. You then have to escape that cage which has a lock on it before climbing up but in the third cage...what is that...hmm that was weird. Looked like something just moved!?. Hmmm that was strange it just looked like something black moved around but maybe not it might just be the height of the cage and of course that cage has to be open before climbing to the top according to the rules. Out comes Cobb getting boos, Donovan getting huge cheers, WALTER getting a mixed reaction, Lars getting boos and also he’s pissed about this after losing his title. He now has to win it back in this type of match. Then out finally comes Braun Strowman...wait who’s that with him...that’s Russo!. What is he doing?. Russo has a microphone with him. Russo is dressed in hockey gear and has a baseball bat with him. He says...I told you all I had another surprise tonight and I am it!. What!. I have officially entered this match!. Oh no come on. Russo was in another triple cage remember. Russo says Braun is his security and bodyguard tonight!. Straight out of WCW this is. Braun is walking behind Russo as Russo then tells Braun something. Braun starts setting up tables at ringside. The ones left over from the TLC match earlier at the side of the rampway. Braun sets up three tables next to each other, then three on top of that and then finally three on top of that!. Good god. Braun just set up 9 tables in stacks of 3 next to the triple cage!. Russo then says I have another surprise for you and he doesn’t even know it because there’s somebody else in this match and I have spoke to EAM management that if he doesn’t then he will be fired!. That guy is a man who has threatened my life, treated me like shit and said he would piss on my grave. I’m talking about that old four eyed fuck piece of shit Jim Cornette!. You now have a chance to back up your words. YOU’RE IN THIS MATCH AS WELL. THIS WILL NOW BE AN 8 MAN TRIPLE CAGE MATCH!. There’s also somebody that wants to have a word with you Jim because Braun isn’t very happy with you eliminating him from the Rumble but you’re both going to be in the same ring locked in the same cage together so I’m sure you’ll work out your differences!. Good god can you believe it!. Cornette is being forced into this match by Russo who is using Braun who got eliminated by Cornette as a bodyguard!. Talk about storytelling!. Braun receives huge boos for this. Russo and Braun enter the ring while Cornette is going ape shit on commentary before standing up, throwing his mic down, taking off his jacket and pulling out the tennis racket!. He’s actually doing it!. He’s ready, willing but could be disabled by the end of this. Think of the long history between these men as well...we’re finally gonna see it. Cornette walks around the side before entering the cage and closing the door behind him. Other wrestlers look confused by this. Cornette gets in the ring and stares off with Russo shouting obscenities at him who’s hiding behind Braun. Russo is wearing a jersey, hockey gear protection, helmet and has a baseball bat in hand!. The bell rings and here we fucking go!.



8 Man Triple Cage Matchup For The Pride Championship
Drew McIntyre (c) Vs Lars Sullivan Vs Jeff Cobb Vs Braun Strowman Vs WALTER Vs Dominik Dijakovic Vs Jim Cornette vs Vince Russo



CORNETTE CHARGES AT RUSSO. BRAUN STOPS HIM. HE TRIES AGAIN BUT BRAUN STOPS HIM. The other wrestlers look around and decide to work together and start beating down Braun haha!. Which means Russo is alone and Cornette and Russo stare each other down in the ring!. TENNIS AND BAT SHOTS TO EACH OTHER LIKE LIGHTSABERS. Russo gets the bat knocked out of his hand then quickly rolls outside the ring with Cornette following. He chases him around the ring but the confusion with all the guys Russo manages to escape under the ring!. Cornette can’t find him but Braun spears Cornette into the side of the cage. Back and forth, big bumps, spots, signature and finishing moves throughout this one. The match slows down as all guys fight it out. Cobb with an F 5000 to WALTER. Lars with a Freak Accident to Drew. Donovan with a Spirit Bomb. Drew nails a claymore to Cobb. Just nonstop big moves early on.

The ring is emptied with bodies around the outside mat then all of a sudden look at this...that’s Russo!. He comes out from underneath the ring and grabs the ladder!. He gets into the ring setting the ladder up. Then begins to climb!. Russo is at the top of the ladder but Cornette sees him!. Cornette runs up the ladder with racket and bat in hand. Russo gets into the second cage then closes it. He then starts throwing weapons on the second cage down onto the hatch so Cornette can’t get through including a table and chairs...Cornette manages to squeeze through the hole. Cornette then covers the hole as Braun sees this and quickly climbs up the ladder but Donovan powerbombs him off it stopping him!. UH OH HERE WE GO!. BACK AND FORTH TENNIS RACKET AND BAT SHOTS TO EACH OTHER BY CORNETTE AND RUSSO 30 FEET IN THE AIR. THIS IS AMAZING!. Braun is trying to get through the cage but can’t as Russo tries to escape the second cage through the chain linked door. He hits Cornette with a bat but he moves out the way as Russo hit the lock by accident.

Cobb with a one maned double superplex to WALTER and Donovan back in the ring. Lars with a military press into the cage on Drew. Russo got in the cage first so looks more likely to win. Does he really need a damn title. Russo busts out the second cage door and closes it behind him then uses the bat to close the door like a rod!. Cornette tries to escape but uh oh...here comes Braun again smashing through the hatch. He comes charging at Cornette who avoids him and smashes him with the tennis racket. Russo is out the second cage on top cheering Braun on. Braun charges at Cornette who moves and WAAAAAH BRAUN JUST SENT HIMSELF THROUGH ONE SIDE OF THE CAGE WALL. IT JUST BROKE...GOOD GOD. HOW SAFE IS THIS THING. There’s handcuffs one side of the cage in the second cage and Cornette quickly handcuffs Braun to a wall and then reaches his arm to the second wall to handcuff him again!. He looks like Jesus stretched between two cage walls with hands cuffs on!. This means Cornette can leave the second cage because it has no wall!.

Russo runs around outside the second cage. Has to be careful though because if he fell it would be a good 30 foot fall. Instead of chasing after him Cornette goes the other way around and stops him with a Lou Thesz press!. Fans are going loco for this. Back in the ring theres a giant tower of doom with everybody in the ring. Cornette then shouts something and what is he doing!?. He’s getting his dick out!?. WTF...NO WAAAAAAH HAHA OMG CORNETTE IS PISSING ON RUSSO. HE SAID HE WOULD PISS ON HIS GRAVE!. You can actually see piss dripping through the top of the cage onto wrestlers heads!. Cornette then looks around at the crowd but Russo knees him in the balls. Russo then does the suck it as fans boo. He starts hitting Jim with a chair from the weapons cage over and over. Back in the ring Drew is climbing up the ladder entering the second cage with Lars following. BAAAAM BIG CHOP FROM WALTER TO COBB AND DONOVAN!. Russo does the suck it to the fans again as Cornette gets up. He grabs Russo’s helmet ripping it off his head as once again Russo tries to now escape up the cage even higher. Braun is trying to escape the handcuffs and remember the second cage has only 3 walls. Cornette pulls Russo down from the second cage so Russo decides to try to leave down the first cage instead. Near the announce area. Russo climbs down as Cornette starts kicking his fingertips. Russo manages to grab his bat and hits Cornette on the legs.

Russo brings Cornette down the side of the cage with him. They start hitting each other with bats and rackets but both weapons fall to the ground. This is dangerous near 30 feet high!. Cornette and Russo start banging each other’s heads off the side of the cell!. Oh god...NO...WAAAAAAAAH BAAAAAAAM CORNETTE AND RUSSO FALL 30 FEET OFF THE SIDE OF THE HELL IN A CELL THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLES BELOW. GOOD FUCKING GOD. THEY ARE DEAD. THEY BOTH WENT THROUGH A DIFFERENT ANNOUNCE TABLE. Fans are going crazy as Cornette and Russo May have just killed each other!. Some of the other wrestlers look shocked and can’t believe what they just witnessed. Braun is pissed trying to escape as Drew nails the claymore kick stopping him. Well, fans are still reeling from what we just saw but we have a match still going on. Lars powerbombs Drew onto some chairs in the second cage. WALTER, Cobb and Donovan have now climbed into the second cage. That is a lot of weight up at that height. Donovan lifts Cobb on his shoulders and they two just can’t stop going after each other. RUNNING POWERSLAM INTO THE SIDE OF THE CAGE AND IT BREAKS AGAIN. ANOTHER WALL HAS BROKEN. THIS SECOND CAGE IS ONLY BEING SUPPORTED BY TWO WALLS NOW!. Fans chant this is awesome but damn this is dangerous. WAIT LOOK AT THIS...DREW HAS CLIMBED ONTO THE SECOND CAGE. He lets out a huge roar as he’s one cage closer to retaining as champion.

He’s about to open the third small cage but Lars spears him down. Back in the second cage a table has been set up at an angle leaning on one of the walls. WALTER SPEARS COBB INTO THE TABLE. Lars tried to climb the third cage but Drew pulls him down. Braun is awake trying to escape...BRAUN RIPS ONE OFF THE HANDCUFFS OFF!. What strength!. Donovan has a trash can and smashes it over Braun before WALTER then climbs up to the second cage. What a mess this is. Cornette and Russo are dead outside the ring, Braun is stuck in a handcuff laid out, Cobb is through a table, Drew, Lars and Donovan are now on top of the second cage fighting it out. This is EAM!. We could have a potential match of the year. Donovan with suplexes to both men as he starts to climb the third and final cage!. Come on make yourself famous kid!. COBB IS UP ON TOP OF THE SECOND CAGE NOW. BAAAAAM TOUR OF THE ISLANDS TO DONOVAN ON TOP OF THE SECOND CAGE STOPS IT!. Cobb gets up, fires up before picking Donovan up too. Cobb then opens the third small cage door and what is that. There’s some sort of black cover and it looks like it’s moving?. A snake?. No it’s bigger than that.

Cobb is wary out of this as fans go silent...WAIT...SOMETHING JUST RAN THROUGH THE BLACK COVER...IT’S A MAN! WTF. There was a man their entire time!. This guy is wearing a motorcycle helmet so we can’t see who it is but has a steel pipe and starts hitting Cobb with it then Donovan!. What the hell is going on. Some fans boo this. The masked man grabs both Cobb and Donovan and lead them to the edge!?. Some fans start laughing because he can’t move them because they are too big. Something is going on here. Cobb and Donovan stare this masked guy down before grabbing the pipe throwing it down. For this one moment they’ve decided to work together!. They both grab the motorcycle helmet as the masked man tries to escape. He doesn’t stand a chance. This guy isn’t a threat!. They take the helmet off...OMG.....NO WAY....IT CAN’T BE...IT ISN’T....IT IS....HOLY FUCK....THAT’S DAVID ARQUETTE HAHA!. Are you kidding me!. Of course on a Russo PPV Arquette is here!. Fans are laughing going crazy as Cobb and Donovan face each other down looking confused. They grab him by the head and uh oh...no they’re looking down to the bottom. WAIT FROM BEHIND THAT’S WALTER. HE ATTACKS ALL THREE MEN. WHAT IS HE DOING NO....NO....WAAAAAAAAAAAAH WALTER PUSHES COBB, DONOVAN AND ARQUETTE OFF THE TOP OF THE SECOND CAGE A GOOD 50 FEET HIGH DOWN BELOW INTO THE 9 TABLES BELOW AT RINGSIDE. HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!. ONE OF THE MOST INSANE MOVES WE’VE EVER SEEN!. A FALL FROM THE TOP OF TWO CAGES. 9 TABLES HAVE BEEN DESTROYED AT RINGSIDE. WHAT A MESS. COBB, ARQUETTE AND DONOVAN MUST BE DEAD. Poor old David!. Fans are going loco as WALTER fires up.

CLAYMORE KICK TO WALTER TAKES HIM DOWN. WHAT ELSE CAN HAPPEN. LARS HAS CLIMBED ON TOP OF THE CAGE. HE’S REACHING...THIS IS IT...DREW SEES THIS AND CLIMBS UP WITH HIM. DREW AND LARS ARE FIGHTING IT OUT 60/70 FEET IN THE AIR. AMAZING. BACK AND FORTH SHOTS. BOOS AND YAYS. THE FORMER AND CURRENT CHAMPION...LARS GRABS DREW BY THE THROAT THEN DREW GRABS HIS THROAT. DREW NO...WHAT IS HE DOING....NO.......WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH DREW CHOKESLAMS LARS ON TOP OF THE CAGE.....BAAAAAAAM IT BROKE. IT JUST FUCKING BROKE....LARS FALLS THROUGH THE THIRD, SECOND AND FIRST CAGE INTO AND THROUGH THE RING. WHAT THE FUCK. LARS IS DEAD. DREW MCINTYRE IN A MURDERER. Omg this is shocking. Drew just chokeslammed Lars through the top of all three cages. There’s a giant hole in the ring with Lars nowhere to be seen!. Mick Foley is rolling in his grave and he’s not even dead!. Lars has just disappeared. Drew has sent Lars to hell!. One of the biggest falls we’ve ever seen!. Drew reaches high and it’s all over.

WAIT...BRAUN JUST BROKE THE OTHER HANDCUFF. HE COMES RUNNING UP THE CAGE. HE’S ON THE TOP OF THE SECOND...IT’S TOO LATE......ALL OF A SUDDEN WE SEE ONE GIANT HAND...BAAAAAAM CHOP TO DREW....IT’S WALTER. HE’S STILL IN THIS MATCH!!!. WALTER CHOPS DREW AGAIN. ONE OF THE HARDEST AND LOUDEST WE’VE EVER SEEN. ANOTHER CHOP. WALTER AND DREW ARE ON TOP OF THE THIRD CAGE. DREW IS NOW FALLING OFF THE TOP CAGE HOLDING ON WITH HIS FINGERTIPS. DREW IS PULLING WALTER DOWN WITH HIM....WAIT...BRAUN PULLS DREW DOWN!!!. BRAUN CHARGES AT DREW AS DREW CHARGES AT BRAUN...CLAYMORE KICK...BIG BOOT....THEY JUST TOOK EACH OTHER OUT AT THE SAME TIME...THAT MEANS WALTER IS FREE...WALTER STANDS UP ON TOP OF THE CAGE...NO FUCKNG WAY...HE REACHES...THERE’S NOBODY ELSE AROUND...HE GRABS IT...HE UNHOOKS......IT’S ALLLLLLL OVER!!!. WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION AND HIS NAME IS WALTER. WHAT A SHOCKER. NOBODY EXPECTED THAT. WALTER IS THE LAST MAN STANDING. Bodies all around the ring. Complete and utter insanity. What the hell did we just witness. Cornette and Russo are dead. Arquette, Cobb and Don are dead. Lars has been sent to hell through and under the ring. Braun and Drew took each other out and Der Ring General stands tall and it’s damn long overdue!. Maybe the last man people would think that would win this. You have to feel sorry for Drew but in this kind of match it makes sense for a new champion. Nobody will be the same after this match and who knows maybe in the future we’ll do another one for the women!. I’m sure all men will be back for another shot in the future because they are the future of Pride but tonight belongs to WALTER. He stands atop the mountain with his arms behind his back with the title around his wait standing over the big hole between his legs as we fade to black.

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A Supershow, Live from The Hammerstein Ballroom, New York/USA


Show starts with a recap of all the action that came down at Wrass Bash IX. Some people had doubts about the event because Emil A. gave Vince Russo to be in charge of the show, but damn did people guess wrong! It was one hell of an event, and so much action! We even got new champions on the show, as we see the new EAM Womens Tag Team Champions; Beth Phoenix & Jillian Hall. The new Intergender Tag Team Champions; Keith Lee and Nia Jax. Not to mention the new Pride Champion, " Der Ring General " WALTER! We then get the announcement that we are going to hear from all our new champions on tonights show. We also get the news that a match might already be in the making for the upcoming Hardcore Hangover PPV, as three members of The Ultraviolent Society; Darby Allin, Jimmy Havoc and Orange Cassidy put down a challenge to Villain Enterprise to face them at the upcoming PPV. We then cut to the shows vignette...

We go to ringside where Melissa welcomes everyone to another supershow in EAM's own home venue, Hammerstein Ballroom. She is about to announce our first match of the evening when she gets brutally interrupted by Maria Kanellis and her music cranking the arena speakers. Maria enters the stage to major booo's from the audience. She's dressed in her ring attire, sporting a baby pink denim jacket as well. She makes her way into the ring where she wastes no time, telling Mellisa that there is no reason she should be mad at her. If she should be mad at anyone, it should be herself. For being such a poor excuse of a wrestler. This angries Melissa, but she manage to get a hold on herself. Maria continues, actually saying she's sorry on the behalf of her husband Mike, as he can be a real douchebag sometimes. Then she wonders if they cannot just forget all this and be friends... Melissa gets a hold on a microphone, asking Maria if she's kidding her? Asking if Maria actually thinks Melissa is so stupid she get hooked on her little mindgames? No! Melissa does not want to be Maria's friend. All that she want is to beat Maria's sorry petite little ass! There is a little quarrel, but at last Maria accepts Melissa's request and it's official, our opening contest will be Melissa Santos Vs Maria Kanellis!

Singles Matchup (Read below first)
Melissa Santos Vs Maria Kanellis

After just a couple of minutes, Maria chickens out and leaves the ring. Melissa tries to get her back but does not manage before the referee's ten count. That means Melissa doesn't get her revenge on Maria tonight. Maria laughs and mocks Melissa as she backs up the rampway. Melissa gets out of the ring and gets after her, but as she reaches the stage, Maria's husband Mike walks out and blocks Melissa from going further. We then cut to a promotional video for the upcoming PPV; Hardcore Hangover VI, that will be live from the Richmond Coliseum in Richmond, Virginia. We then cut back to backstage again, where we hook up wit Salina De La Renta, who's now currently unemployed so say, as La Parks had to retire after losting to Pentagon Jr. and Rey Fenix at Wrass Bash. She's standing by herself looking at her phone when Pentagon Jr. and Rey Fenix walks by. Salina wastes no time, putting away her cellphone and actually congratulating them on their win against La Parks at Wrass Bash. Then she asks them if they want to be part of something big. She can make it happen for sure... We cut back to the arena for our next match of the night.

As our next match is about to begin, we get the news from the commentators that our main event tonight will be " Der Ring General " WALTER will be defending his newly won Pride Championship against the man he took it from, Drew McIntyre.

Round 1 Matchup In The TV Title Tournament
Alexander Hammerstone Vs Kevin Owens

We go backstage again where we hook up with the Running Mate Champion, Jon Moxley. He's in the locker room of The Ultraviolent Society. He's not alone, but the other members are not present. He's sitting on a chair, talking to someone in a black robe. We cannot see who it is as the face is covered under a hood. But there is somewhat familiar with his voice. He tells Moxley that he's impressed by his recent endevours, not to mention Moxley's history in EAM, as not many other wrestlers have had such a career in this promotion. But, there is still a long way to go, if Moxley wants to cement his name into EAM's hall of fame....


Round 1 Matchup In The TV Title Tournament (Read below first)
Kazuchika Okada Vs PAC

As the match goes on, it quickly get's rules a no-contest and both competitors are disqualified from the tournament as Zack Sabre Jr. and Shinsuke Nakamura enters the ring and it ends in a beatdown between all four men. Quite a history between these four. What will happen next? And who will replace these two in the tournament?

We then get the announcement that the first match has been booked for Hardcore Hangover, as Private Party will be defending their Pride Tag Team Championships against both Heavy Machinery and War Raiders! We then get a promo from Private Party responding to this news. They make the point of beating both teams before, but offcourse things get tougher when there are more opponents to keep track on, not to mention the fact that they don't even have to be pinned to lose the titles. But they want to make sure that everyone understand, that they are up to anything, because they are not afraid of a challenge.


Round 1 Matchup In The TV Title Tournament
Richard Holliday Vs Adam Cole

Before our next matchup is about to begin we go to the interview stand, where Renee Young are standing together with all our new champions from Wrass Bash, in which even one of the, WALTER will be in action tonight, defending his newly won title against the man that he took it from. Renee congratulate everyone and makes a point that both Keith and Nia are double champions at this point. Nia and Keith then takes a minute to hype themselves up, as they certainly are the big dogs of EAM right now Until they get interrupted by WALTER who walks inbetween them and takes the microphone. He then cut's a promo, adressing Drew McIntyre and all the others on the Pride roster, saying that from now on, Pride will be on his terms. Beth Phoenix and Jillian Hall are the only new champions that really don't want to stick themselves out from the others. Renee asks them how it feels to hold gold again after such a long time, and both Beth and Jillian says it's an honor. Jillian then makes the chance to say she feels extra humbled, as she was just gonna do a replacement for Sara Del Rey. Never did she think it will end like this. She seems extremely happy about this whole situation. Renee then thanx everyone for their time and sets back over to Melissa in the ring for our next match.

Round 1 Matchup In The TV Title Tournament (Read below first)
AJ Styles Vs Seth Rollins w/Jimmy Jacobs

During the matchup, Jimmy saves Seth a couple of times, before acidentally knocking Seth down when going for Styles.


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Pride Championship Title Matchup
WALTER (c) Vs Drew McIntyre

After the match, whoever wins it, to close the show, suddenly three mysterious men jumps the barricades and enters the ring, starting a massive beatdown on Drew while WALTER is just watching and laughing. After the vicious beating the three men place themselves on the side of WALTER and pose with their hands behind their back just as WALTER to close the show....

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A Supershow, Live from The Hammerstein Ballroom, New York/USA


Show starts with a recap of all the action that came down at Wrass Bash IX. Some people had doubts about the event because Emil A. gave Vince Russo to be in charge of the show, but damn did people guess wrong! It was one hell of an event, and so much action! We even got new champions on the show, as we see the new EAM Womens Tag Team Champions; Beth Phoenix & Jillian Hall. The new Intergender Tag Team Champions; Keith Lee and Nia Jax. Not to mention the new Pride Champion, " Der Ring General " WALTER! We then get the announcement that we are going to hear from all our new champions on tonights show. We also get the news that a match might already be in the making for the upcoming Hardcore Hangover PPV, as three members of The Ultraviolent Society; Darby Allin, Jimmy Havoc and Orange Cassidy put down a challenge to Villain Enterprise to face them at the upcoming PPV. We then cut to the shows vignette...

Hopefully not the same gimmicks as Wrass Bash though. Maybe a clockwork orange house of fun.

We go to ringside where Melissa welcomes everyone to another supershow in EAM's own home venue, Hammerstein Ballroom. She is about to announce our first match of the evening when she gets brutally interrupted by Maria Kanellis and her music cranking the arena speakers. Maria enters the stage to major booo's from the audience. She's dressed in her ring attire, sporting a baby pink denim jacket as well. She makes her way into the ring where she wastes no time, telling Mellisa that there is no reason she should be mad at her. If she should be mad at anyone, it should be herself. For being such a poor excuse of a wrestler. This angries Melissa, but she manage to get a hold on herself. Maria continues, actually saying she's sorry on the behalf of her husband Mike, as he can be a real douchebag sometimes. Then she wonders if they cannot just forget all this and be friends... Melissa gets a hold on a microphone, asking Maria if she's kidding her? Asking if Maria actually thinks Melissa is so stupid she get hooked on her little mindgames? No! Melissa does not want to be Maria's friend. All that she want is to beat Maria's sorry petite little ass! There is a little quarrel, but at last Maria accepts Melissa's request and it's official, our opening contest will be Melissa Santos Vs Maria Kanellis!

Singles Matchup
Melissa Santos Vs Maria Kanellis

Santos dominates Maria...

After just a couple of minutes, Maria chickens out and leaves the ring. Melissa tries to get her back but does not manage before the referee's ten count. That means Melissa doesn't get her revenge on Maria tonight. Maria laughs and mocks Melissa as she backs up the rampway. Melissa gets out of the ring and gets after her, but as she reaches the stage, Maria's husband Mike walks out and blocks Melissa from going further. We then cut to a promotional video for the upcoming PPV; Hardcore Hangover VI, that will be live from the Richmond Coliseum in Richmond, Virginia. We then cut back to backstage again, where we hook up wit Salina De La Renta, who's now currently unemployed so say, as La Parks had to retire after losting to Pentagon Jr. and Rey Fenix at Wrass Bash. She's standing by herself looking at her phone when Pentagon Jr. and Rey Fenix walks by. Salina wastes no time, putting away her cellphone and actually congratulating them on their win against La Parks at Wrass Bash. Then she asks them if they want to be part of something big. She can make it happen for sure... We cut back to the arena for our next match of the night.

Good idea makes sense if they have a manager havn’t done much and she could them them to the next level.

As our next match is about to begin, we get the news from the commentators that our main event tonight will be " Der Ring General " WALTER will be defending his newly won Pride Championship against the man he took it from, Drew McIntyre.

Round 1 Matchup In The TV Title Tournament
Alexander Hammerstone Vs Kevin Owens

Pretty fun match from both guys. Owens with some of his usual moves which is getting old. The powerbomb, swanton and cannibal at the end he looks for the PP but Alex rolls him up 1 2 3 omg!. That is huge!. MJF is gonna be happy about this.

We go backstage again where we hook up with the Running Mate Champion, Jon Moxley. He's in the locker room of The Ultraviolent Society. He's not alone, but the other members are not present. He's sitting on a chair, talking to someone in a black robe. We cannot see who it is as the face is covered under a hood. But there is somewhat familiar with his voice. He tells Moxley that he's impressed by his recent endevours, not to mention Moxley's history in EAM, as not many other wrestlers have had such a career in this promotion. But, there is still a long way to go, if Moxley wants to cement his name into EAM's hall of fame....


Round 1 Matchup In The TV Title Tournament (Read below first)
Kazuchika Okada Vs PAC

Hmm have no idea who it could be. Solid match from both athletes with high flying and big spots. Dream match for sure. PAC with a 450 for a close 2...

As the match goes on, it quickly get's rules a no-contest and both competitors are disqualified from the tournament as Zack Sabre Jr. and Shinsuke Nakamura enters the ring and it ends in a beatdown between all four men. Quite a history between these four. What will happen next? And who will replace these two in the tournament?

A second controversial decision of the night. Lot going on. Means more people advance.

We then get the announcement that the first match has been booked for Hardcore Hangover, as Private Party will be defending their Pride Tag Team Championships against both Heavy Machinery and War Raiders! We then get a promo from Private Party responding to this news. They make the point of beating both teams before, but offcourse things get tougher when there are more opponents to keep track on, not to mention the fact that they don't even have to be pinned to lose the titles. But they want to make sure that everyone understand, that they are up to anything, because they are not afraid of a challenge.

Makes sense a big match. Wonder if it will have a stipulation or not. Don’t think it should be a Ladder/TLC though since it just happened. Something new maybe. Haha an ultimate x would be funny.

Round 1 Matchup In The TV Title Tournament
Richard Holliday Vs Adam Cole

Fun match from both guys. Dick looking for the win earlier like his partner did. Cole however gets that win after the SUPERKICK and Panama sunrise. Tournaments are always fun.

Before our next matchup is about to begin we go to the interview stand, where Renee Young are standing together with all our new champions from Wrass Bash, in which even one of the, WALTER will be in action tonight, defending his newly won title against the man that he took it from. Renee congratulate everyone and makes a point that both Keith and Nia are double champions at this point. Nia and Keith then takes a minute to hype themselves up, as they certainly are the big dogs of EAM right now Until they get interrupted by WALTER who walks inbetween them and takes the microphone. He then cut's a promo, adressing Drew McIntyre and all the others on the Pride roster, saying that from now on, Pride will be on his terms. Beth Phoenix and Jillian Hall are the only new champions that really don't want to stick themselves out from the others. Renee asks them how it feels to hold gold again after such a long time, and both Beth and Jillian says it's an honor. Jillian then makes the chance to say she feels extra humbled, as she was just gonna do a replacement for Sara Del Rey. Never did she think it will end like this. She seems extremely happy about this whole situation. Renee then thanx everyone for their time and sets back over to Melissa in the ring for our next match.

Think there’s some interview missing after the first line but all the new champions together is smart. Maybe a 5 on 5 for all the titles at HH!.

Round 1 Matchup In The TV Title Tournament
AJ Styles Vs Seth Rollins w/Jimmy Jacobs

Very old school match from both guys lot of TNA and ROH moves. Back and forth bumps and signature moves...

During the matchup, Jimmy saves Seth a couple of times, before acidentally knocking Seth down when going for Styles.

Styles knocks Jacobs outside leading to a Styles Clash for the 3 count and win!. Rollins not gonna be happy with this. Was one of the favs.


Pride Championship Title Matchup
WALTER (c) Vs Drew McIntyre

A huge main event which goes a good 30 minutes. Hard hitting strong style bumps. Both these guys got lucky last night and were injured the less. Powerbombs, chops, suplexes. Didn’t think Drew would get the rematch this quickly but makes sense. CLAYMORE KICK 1 2 NO WALTER KICKS OUT. WALTER BOMB....1...2....NO. Could you imagine after one day he loses!. Walter goes to the top looking for a splash...BAAAAAAM IN MID AIR CLAYMORE KICK OMG...NO WAY 1.......2.......3.......WHAT DREW HAS DONE IT. ARE YOU KIDDING ME. DREW HAS JUST WON HIS TITLE BACK. FANS ARE IN SHOCK. WALTER WAS CHAMPION FOR 24HRS!. DREW IS CELEBRATING HIS VICTORY.....BAAAAAAM HUGE CHOP FROM WALTER WTF...HE COVERS...1...2...3...!?. What just happened!. Walter’s foot was outside the ring!. Oh it all makes sense now!. Walter keeps the title!.

After the match, whoever wins it, to close the show, suddenly three mysterious men jumps the barricades and enters the ring, starting a massive beatdown on Drew while WALTER is just watching and laughing. After the vicious beating the three men place themselves on the side of WALTER and pose with their hands behind their back just as WALTER to close the show....

Oh my could it be!. IMPERIUM DEBUT!?. Watch out pride. There’s no faction on pride either so makes sense.

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Live from The Hammerstein Ballroom, New York/USA



Show starts with a promo from " Filthy " Tom Lawlor, who adress his win over Conor in the Scaffold Match at Wrass Bash, saying he now hopes this is settled, so he can go forth with more important things. He then wastes no time, cutting straight to the chase, telling straight to the camera that he wants a title match......against Keith Lee!!! Lawlor is all pumped up now, talking about his short time in EAM, but also what he has accomplished and proved on that short time. And he knows, that if someone can take down Keith Lee, it's " Filthy " Tom Lawlor. Because he's not intimidated easily.... We cut to the Jamboree vignette...

We go to ringside where the commentators talks about the Lawlor promo we just saw. They all agree Lawlor is a man with a deathwish, taking so easily on The Ornate Prime Champion, who is now a double champion. They also announce that tonights show will feature more round 1 matches in the TV Title tournament, and our main event will be a special one, as four of the members of The Golden Monkey Brotherhood will be forced to wrestle each other in tag team competition, where the winning team will proceed into round 2 of the Tv tournament. Not only that, but we will also get the comeback of Nikki Cross tonight, as she's back from injury. Let's waste no more time. Take it away Melissa!!!


Round 1 Matchup In The TV Title Tournament
Brodie Lee Vs Moose

We cut to backstage where we hook up with Salina De La Renta, Pentagon Jr. and Rey Fenix. It seems that The Lucha Bros took Salina's advice and hired her as their manager, because now she's talking about the future, and how they can show EAM Promotions, The World of Lucha! She is sure, that by the time of Grandslam 15, The Lucha Bros will be EAM Tag Team Champions. They will love them back home! And she will make sure of it! We then cut to commercial break.

As we get back from commercial break we go to ringside where Nikki Cross are in the ring as she was announced to be here tonight. As we know she's been injured for quite a while, but are cleared to compete by the EAM doctors. She cut's a promo talking about how it's been some hard weeks, just watching EAM on the TV, but it's so good to be back. She then talks about how she has a dream about holding that Center of Attention title one day, but she understands that many girls backstage comes before her in the line, and she's ok with that. She wants to fight her way into the line. She doesn't get to say much more as she gets interrupted when music cranks the arena speaker. Majooor booo's from the audience as Charlotte Flair enters the stage. She is hogging the limelight of others as usual. She walks down the rampway, taking her time, taking in all the booo's. After a while she makes her way into the ring where she snatches the microphone out of Nikki's hands. She tell Nikki it's nice to see her back on her feet, but around her, people are only interested in one thing, and that is " The Queen " more majooor booo's from the audience, but Charlotte just laughs, telling Nikki how the fans love her, and if Nikki can excuse her, she has more important business to take care off, so she commands Nikki to skedaddle. This makes Nikki angry and she attacks Charlotte from behind, knocking her down. She screams like a wild woman, sending punch after punch to Charlotte, but Charlotte manage to get our of harms way and roll out of the ring. This makes the audience even more cranky at Charlotte, chanting " pussy " and " coward " at her. She makes her way up the ramp but suddenly music cranks the arena speakers. Out on the stage walks Quinn McKay, the general manager of Spotlight. We haven't seen much or her, but as she said on the first Spotlight episode, she would not be a general manager hogging the limelight of the other girls. She would only turn up when it was necesarry. I guess this is such a situation. Quinn starts with welcoming Nikki back from injury, and that she's sorry for the welcome comite. She then apologize to the fans, but then makes sure that Charlotte will make up for it. Because in EAM Promotions, we give the fans what they want, and by the sound of it, they want Nikki Cross to beat Charlotte Flairs, ass. So that is what they are going to get! And running away won't help you in this one Charlotte. As it will be No Count Outs or No Disqualifications!

No Count Outs! No Disqualifications!
Charlotte Flair Vs Nikki Cross


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We go to a taped interview that was done over the weekend, where Renee Young has PAC and Zack Sabre Jr. with her. She asks what the whole business between the two is all about and PAC answers it's personal, as Zack Sabre Jr. not only is a bad PAC clone, but he also try to steal the thunder, using PAC's moves. Zack disagree's sending a message to PAC across the table, calling him a sell-out with no personality or appeal, calling PAC dark match material etc. It escalates, by PAC responding, saying Zack wouldn't find his own dick in a dark room. It only goes further from there, ending in the guys attacking each other with Renee in-between. Security manage to split them apart rather quickly before much damage is done, but this is pretty unproffesional behavior by both athletes. Not to mention, they scared Renee. What will be the aftermath of this? We go back to ringside for our next match of the evening, and it's got some history and tension between the competitors.

Round 1 Matchup In The TV Title Tournament
MJF Vs Claudio Castagnoli


We go backstage before our next match where we hook up with The Running Mate Champion; Jon Moxley, who's been on a roll as of late, and is really on fire. Moxley promised many weeks ago that he would not cash in The Running Mate Championship, but rather hold it, as a regular title. And by doing so, he promised that the value and prestige of the title would rise. So far everything he said has come true. As he once again retained the title at Wrass Bash, against general manager Randy Orton, who's concidered a EAM Legend, and a true EAM posterboy, and no doubt, a future hall of famer. But so is Moxley. He has done everything in EAM Promotion that he can possibly do. Now there is only, The Running Mate Championship, and The visions of Ultraviolent Society. He is pumped up for his match tonight as he phases back and forth in the locker room. He is alone except for the mysterious black robed person, who we know think we know are the leader of Ultraviolent Society. Allin, Havoc and Cassidy are nowhere to be seen. Probably because neither are scheduled for a match on tonights show, and as we know from last week, the three of them laid down a challenge for The Villain Enterprise for a match at the upcoming Hardcore Hangover. The mysterious manager tell Moxley to calm down, as him phasing back and forth wont help him win tonights match. He needs to be in touch with his inner self. Only then can he release his inner demon and unelash the fury that everyone knows so well. Moxley asks how he know. He doesn't know Moxley. The robed stranger only replies with " I know you better than you think young man. Better than you think " He then tell Moxley that his match is up next, and that he will acompany him to the ring, as he wants to supervice this match close up himself.

Round 1 Matchup In The TV Title Tournament (Read below first)
Aleister Black Vs Jon Moxley

Somehow, Moxley's mysterious manager causes Moxley the matchup when he tries to help Moxley out, sliding a weapon into the ring when the referee is not watching. It's a barbed wire baseball bat! Moxley gets confused, and within the inch of a second Aleister Black takes advantages of the situation, sending Moxley into the corner with a devastating dropkick. He follows up with a suplex onto the barbwire bat! That's gotta hurt! Aleister Black makes the cover....

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It's now time for our main event of the evening, and this is a rather clever one. The commentators tell us that this match was booked by general manager Randy Orton on more than one reason. But we are not told why, but the commentators do have their theories, as they are all in the same faction, and by doing this the general manager are trying to split them, or trying to see which member that is the greatest competitors etc. etc. All four men enters the ring at the same time, as they are all good friends, and all of them get a big pop from the audience. It seems as The Golden Monkey Brotherhood are well liked mid-carders amoungst the fans. Not only bringing great athletesism to the ring, but also comedy. This is going to be a interesting and fun main event for sure.

Round 1 Tag Team Matchup In The TV Title Tournament (Winning team proceed to round 2)
Paul London & Brian Kendrick Vs Angelico & Jack Evans


As the show are about to end, we cut to backstage where we once again hook up with Jon Moxley and the mysterious robed man. Moxley is furious because of the loss, telling the mysterious man that he should not have interfered, as he had everything under control. The mysterious man bitchslaps Moxley, telling him that if he for one second think he can blame him for Moxley's own faults, he better think again. Moxley gets furious by this, attacking the mysterious robed man. But the mysterious stranger counters the attack and puts Moxley in a Mandible Claw! Moxley passes out on the floor as the scene fades to black and this weeks Jamboree comes to an end...