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    'The Fallen Angel' OMEN's Avatar
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    Default 10 Of The World's Worst Pick-Up Lines

    Your eyes meet across a crowded room... the atmosphere is charged with desire... you approach, cool and composed... and knock 'em dead with a line like...

    1. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

    2. I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house?

    3. You have to tell me your name, because last night in my dreams, I could only call you 'baby'...

    4. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock...

    5. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

    6. At the office copy machine "Reproducing eh? Can I help?"

    7. Hi I'm conducting a feel test of how many women have pierced nipples...

    8. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come and talk to you...

    9. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you...

    10. Have you ever played naked leap frog?
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    haha these are really funny thanks omen

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    Member #20 Jodes's Avatar
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    :lmao: those were funny thanks OMEN.

    ^^Thanks To Maxxy

    ^^Thanks To LG


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