everyone has heard those chuck norris sayings so i figured id make a thread for people to name their favorite ones
so ill start
chuck norris bought a nightlight but not cuz he is afraid of the dark....cuz the dark is afraid of chuck norris
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Thread: Chuck Norris Word Game
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03-06-2011, 09:52 PM #1The MacGuest
Chuck Norris Word Game
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03-07-2011, 08:29 PM #2NECRO BUTCHER
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chuck norris does not leave messages . He leaves warnings .
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03-08-2011, 08:25 PM #3The MacGuest
lol
chuck norris doesnt brush his hair, it stays that way out of fear
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03-08-2011, 08:43 PM #4NECRO BUTCHER
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When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for chuck norris
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03-08-2011, 08:49 PM #5The MacGuest
In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white
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03-09-2011, 08:10 PM #6NECRO BUTCHER
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If you rate this 5 roundhouse kicks, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
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03-10-2011, 02:15 PM #7The MacGuest
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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03-10-2011, 09:12 PM #8NECRO BUTCHER
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Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.
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03-12-2011, 08:06 AM #9The MacGuest
Chuck Norris never “gets laid”, rather: “laid gets Chuck”.
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03-12-2011, 08:12 AM #10The Eating Machine!
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Chuck Norris wants to be Rajnikanth
If Kenpachi used his Bankai, Armageddon, Ragnarok, and every other form of the apocalypse would march from the depths of hell with their demonic legions of death.... then take one look at him and turn tail and run.
