Carlito: Never Underestimate

[Black Widow]

This Sunday at Unforgiven I have a match with Triple H. My thoughts on the match are very simple—it will be an easy match for me. There are no disqualifications for Carlito, but Triple H can be disqualified. This means that I can use any weapon I want and can hit him with anything I want, which is, of course, part of my strategy going into the match. I plan on hitting him with anything and everything I can find. Of course, if Triple H decides to hit me with any object he is automatically disqualified. I might even make that part of my strategy and try to get Triple H disqualified. It really doesn’t matter how you look at it, I don’t see myself loosing this match.

I think Triple H has underestimated Carlito—he didn’t think I had the intestinal fortitude to spit on him. But on my show, Carlito’s Cabana, I spit a nice, juicy ripe apple right in his face and I have to be honest, it felt great. I showed “The King of Kings” that I am not scared of him. I don’t even need this added stipulation in our match on Sunday. By the way, I said I don’t need the added stipulation, but that doesn’t mean that Carlito is not going to take it. Triple H has done a lot in the world of wrestling, but I still don’t see him as being a better wrestler than Carlito.

Now, onto some “small” business. It was revealed that Hornswoggle is the illegitimate son of Mr. McMahon. I read Hornswoggle’s blog here on FHM and all I have to say is that everyone makes mistakes in life. That was probably one of Mr. McMahon’s biggest mistakes but what can you do at this point? It does not make Mr. McMahon any less of a man in Carlito’s eyes.

The last item on the agenda for the coolest blog on the entire Internet is Carlito’s hair. As many of you may have noticed on RAW I did trim down my hair a little bit. It might have been getting a little bit out of control, but give it three weeks or a month and it will be back to exactly where it was. Please do not be alarmed. Carlito is in no way going bald. I like to switch things up because I am a trendsetter and like to keep the people on their toes.

Now that’s cool! Don’t forget to catch Carlito vs. Triple H on WWE Unforgiven this Sunday at 8 p.m. EST on Pay-Per-View.


- fhmonline.com

[JohnCenaFan28]

LOL is all I can say.

[jamie66]

Carlito, got to love him.

[demolition89]

One of kind Character!

[Bad Boy]

lmao, he actually thinks he will win!? well, he's in for surprise at the PPV...

[jamie66]

Well looks like Triple H buried another superstar........