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  1. #1
    CEO of EAM Promotions Smartmark's Avatar
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    Default EAM Promotions - Season 16

    Maxwell Jacob Friedman
    EAM World Heavyweight Champion

    Freaks Among Monsters (Braun Strowman & Lars Sullivan)
    EAM Tag Team Champions

    Ornate Prime Champion
    BMF Champion

    Center Of Attention Champion

    Bianca Belair & Sasha Banks
    EAM Womens Tag Team Champions

    John Morrison & Taya Valkyrie
    EAM Intergender Tag Team Champions

    Mil Muertes
    PRIDE Champion

    Heavy Machinery (Otis & Tucker)
    PRIDE Tag Team Champions

    Triple C (Claudio Cesaro Castagnoli)
    EAM Television Champion

    Alexa Bliss
    EAM Primetime Bitch Champion

    PPV's Scheduled For Season 16:

    1. Grandslam XVI - Saga Of Dreams
    2. Fight For Glory XVI - Future Eminence
    3. Cyberslam 6 - CAPTCHA!
    4. Tilting at Windmills
    5. Wrass Bash XI - Dixieland Dogfight
    6. Hardcore Hangover VIII - Engaged in Violence
    7. When The Curtain Calls
    8. Fight Of The Following (PRIDE PPV)
    9. Supersplash XI - Sunbathing in Splendour
    10. Swimming With Sharks XI - Grandeur of The Greenhorns
    11. With Girlish Grit (All women ppv)
    12. Scuffle In Surinam (CrissCross Collision PPV)
    13. At Gunpoint???
    14. Night Of The Slammies Vol.12 - The Dozenth

    Upcoming PPV:

    Live on PPV from Stockholm, Sweden


    Last edited by Smartmark; 06-22-2021 at 12:41 AM.

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    CEO of EAM Promotions Smartmark's Avatar
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    Emil A. - Chairman of EAM Promotions

    Mickie James - EAM Promotions' First Lady

    Randy Orton - General Manager of Jamboree

    Willam Regal - General Manager of Pride

    Quinn McKay - General Manager of Spotlight

    Daniel Bryan, Mauro Renallo, Nigel McGuiness - Commentators & Expert Commentator on Jamboree

    Don Callis & Joe Rogan- Commentator, Color Commentator & Expert Commentator on Pride

    Beth Phoenix & Jillian Hall - Commentator & Color Commentator on Spotlight

    Melissa Santos - Ring Announcer on Jamboree

    Mandy Leon - Ring Announcer on Pride

    Jamie Keyes - Ring Announcer on Spotlight

    Alicia Atout - Backstage interviewer

    Renee Young - Backstage interviewer

    Joanna Rose - Backstage interviewer

    Amy Rose - Backstage interviewer

    Cathy Kelly - Backstage interviewer

    Keith Lee
    Donovan Dijakovic
    Pentagon Jr.
    Rey Fenix
    Sammy Guevara
    Chavo Guerrero
    Shawn Michaels
    Jon Moxey
    Darby Allin
    Jimmy Havoc
    Orange Cassidy
    David Benoit
    Kyle O' Reilly
    Bobby Fish
    " Filthy " Tom Lawlor
    " Hangman " Adam Page
    " The Villian " Marty Scurll
    Drew McIntyre
    Will Ospreay
    Timothy Thatcher
    Richard Holliday
    Alexander Hammerstone
    Gino Medina
    Trevor Lee
    Paul London
    The Brian Kendrick
    Jack Evans
    AJ Styles
    " The Demon " Finn Balor
    Seth Rollins
    Kenny Omega
    Kota Ibushi
    Nick Buck
    Matt Buck
    Claudio Castagnoli
    Isiah Kassidy
    Marc Quen
    Ricky Starks
    Marty " The Moth " Martinez
    Bobby Lashley
    Brock Lesnar
    Fabian Aichner, Desmond Wolfe, Marcel Barthel
    The North (Ethan Page & Josh Alexander)

    Killer Kross
    Velveteen Nightmare
    Raymond Rowe
    Ace Romero
    Sha Samuels
    Chris Bey
    Bryan "Rage" Rivera
    Chris Brookes
    Kid Lykos
    Travis Banks
    Ilja Dragunov
    Pete Dunne
    Matthew Riddle
    Angelo Dawkins
    Montez Ford
    Shane Mercer
    Jeff Cobb
    Lars Sullivan
    Braun Strowman
    Zachary Wentz
    Desmond Xavier
    Willie Mack
    Rich Swann
    Damien Corvin
    Cara Noir
    Josh Briggs
    Alejandro Saez
    Bryan "Rage" Rivera
    Max Caster
    Will Hobbs
    Aaron Stevens
    Bear Country
    The Anti-Fun Police (Chief Deputy Dunne & Los Federales Santos Jr.)

    Sasha Banks
    Mickie James
    Ronda Rousey
    Shotzi Blackhart
    Penelope Ford
    Piper Niven
    Session Moth Martina
    Leah Von Dutch
    Alexa Bliss
    Melina Perez
    Candice LeRae
    Priscilla Kelly
    Jamie Hayter
    Harlow O' Hara
    Heidi Lovelace
    Io Shirao
    Dakota Kai
    Tegan Nox
    Isis The Amazon
    Nia Jax
    Tessa Blanchard
    Toni Storm
    Scarlett Bordeaux
    Becky Lynch
    Charlotte Flair
    Alicia Fox
    Bianca Belair
    Maria Kanellis
    Velvet Sky
    Angelina Love
    Kris Statlander
    Solo Darling
    Willow Nightingale
    Lylah Lodge
    Anna Jay
    Taynara Conti
    Heather Monroe
    Allysin Kay
    Shaul Guerrero
    Caylee Fox
    Jade Cargill
    Red Velvet

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    Live on PPV from Oslo, Norway


    Velkommen alle sammen...WELCOME EVERYONE TO THE 16TH ANNUAL GRANDSLAM!. We’ve made it this far!. Can you believe it and what a night we have for you!. At least 9 titles will be defended!. Dream matches will happen, feuds will end and begin. Careers may come to an end and start!. Anything and everything can and will happen at Grandslam!. We get the rundown of the card from the announcers who are all dressed in suits including Callis in a full Norwegian flag suit. This show could change the course and face of wrestling history and the future as we know it!. We have surprises, guests, returns, debuts and one night only appearances!.

    Ladies and gentlemen here to sing the national anthem of the United States: The Star Spangled Banner...BILLIE EILISH.

    Billie is standing in the ring and starts singing: O say can you see, by the dawn's early light....O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!.

    Some fans cheer but others give a mixed response. Thank you for that Billie Eilish!. Incredible and only 19 years old!.

    Up next to sing the National Anthem of Norway ‘Ja, vi elsker dette landet’: Helene Bøksle and Alan Walker as the DJ!...Ja, vi elsker dette landet... for dets fred slår leir!.

    Big cheer from the audience after that one. We get fireworks around the stadium and even showing some outside and around the building even in the freezing cold. We then see some special guests in the crowd and at ringside including...Vince Russo, Dave Meltzer and in a special area we are being joined by the Norwegian Royal Family including Harald V and Queen Sonja of Norway!. Very special moment this must be for them.

    We cut to ringside and see the special announcers: Bent Svele and Harald Bredeli, the two guest hosts: Kristopher Schau and Cecilia Brækhus who some call the greatest female boxer of all time!. We then cut to Melissa in the ring to finally start the show...IF YOU YA SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING!. Wow what an opening!. Here we fucking go!!!.

    The Rock gets a huge ovation from the crowd coming down to the ring. We’ve only seen him a couple of times over the past year. This might be the final time though in this dream match. He comes down to the ring and look at this it’s Bjørn Dæhlie retired Norwegian Skiier who slaps the hand of Rock. He enters the ring and waits for his opponent. The lights go off and we see crows flying all around the arena in and out of the ring before silence...THERE HE IS...IT’S...STTTTTTIIIIIIIIING!. He comes out getting a solid ovation as well. Taking it all in. We’ve managed to cram nearly 30 thousand people in here somehow!. Sting enters the ring going eye to eye and one on one with the great one. Fans chant this is awesome and dette er fantastisk before the match even begins...HERE WE GO!!!.

    Singles Matchup
    Sting Vs The Rock

    LEFT AND RIGHTS. BACK AND FORTH FROM BOTH MEN. Non stop from both men...SPINEBUSTER FROM ROCK. STING STANDS UP. Leapfrog over and under...high back body drop. STINGER SPLASH IN THE CORNER TO ROCK. HE KIPS UP. They go face to face!. Big cheer from the audience and in the audience we have Troll Hunter director André Øvredal cheering Rock on!. Back and forth action in this one with a Rock/Hogan style and feeling to it. Sting starts to dominate the match early on with some technical moves. Both have similar submissions. Scorpion Death Lock but Rock turns it over. Rock looks for the Rock Bottom but Sting elbows out of it. Scoop slam...STINGER LOCK...ROCK IS IN TROUBLE...HE’S TRYING TO REACH THE ROPES. HE GETS IT. Rock rolls out and under. He tries to get his bearings...STING WITH A DIVE FROM THE TOP ROPE TAKING HIM DOWN. Sting is older than Rock but he’s still got it. We get some you still got it chants from the audience. Both men back in the ring now with Sting in firm control.

    Sting nails another splash in the corner but the Rock reverses it...SPINEBUSTER. HE GETS UP...HE’S LOOKING FOR IT...THE PEOPLE’S ELBOW...HE GOT IT...THIS ONE IS OVER...1...2...STING POWERS OUT....1...2...STING KICKS OUT AGAIN. The arena is going crazy like there’s 100k people here. Rock waits for Sting to get up...ROCK BOT...STING REVERSES IT...BAAAAM SCORPION DEATH DROP...IT’S OVER...1...2...ROCK KICKS OUT. What an opening!. Both men are down with some this is awesome chants. Back and forth punches. Pretty evenly matched. Sting gets control first...SCORPION DEATH LOCK BUT ROCK KICKS HIM OFF TO THE CORNER. Sting climbs up the top quickly...STINGER SPLASH OFF THE TOP ROPE...ROCK CAUGHT HIM IN MID AIR.....BAAAAAM ROCK BOTTOM....HOLY SHIT...COVER...1...2...STING KICKS OUT!?. Rock can’t believe it. He stands up again. He takes his other shoulder pad off...THE PEOPLE’S ELBOW ONCE AGAIN...HE NAILS IT...COVER...1...2...3 DONE!!!. It’s over!. What a curtain jerker!. Fans are going wild. Rock celebrates his win standing on the top rope. Sting stands up behind him and extends the arm...he shakes!. Respect between both of these men. Two generations and two legends in this business. We cut away.

    We go backstage where we see Moxley in the locker room preparing for his match later on but we hear voices and see people. They’re all giving him advice. Wait...that’s...HAHA SEXXXY EDDY!. We haven’t seen him in years. They then start to line up like a scene from Airplane. All giving advice and some with weapons!. Eddy says you’ve just got to use your cock!. Next up is Beef Wellington then Lu Fisto!. Some of his old CZW friends. We then see Sami Callihan and Zandig!. Jesus!. Finally we see Nick Gage who says I don’t give a fuck if you win tonight...me and you have unfinished business and I don’t care if it’s in EAM or anywhere else. Your day will come!. All of a sudden a brawl starts between them all!. Haha of course. The locker room gets destroyed as we hear them also chanting CZW CZW CZW!. Moxley looks on shaking his head and face palming as he leaves the room closing the door behind him. We finally hear glass breaking and screaming as we cut away.

    We then go to another part of the building where we see Keith Lee sitting down with a smirk on his face and finger on it. He then starts moving chess pieces...oh wait...that’s Magnus Carlsen haha!. They seem to be in an intense battle. Magnus asks him about his match but he doesn’t really answer. CHECKMATE. Magnus looks down to the board and realises that Keith Lee has just beaten him. Lee wipes his hands before shaking Magnus’ hand then leaves while Magnus just stares with a shocked look on his face!.

    EAM Womens Tag Team Championships Matchup
    Jade Cargill & Red Velvet (c) Vs Bianca Belair & Sasha Banks

    Our first title match of the evening has been built up over the past month unlike the one year in the making dream one night only match we just saw. Bianca and Sasha enemies but now partners. Jade and Red want to get rid of that team before it even starts. Very clever actually. They all come out with Sasha and Bianca getting the best reaction in this match. Jade comes out with Velvet on her shoulders. The bell rings and here we go. Back and forth match from both teams. Signature, finishing and double teaming moves. Jade uses Velvet like a weapon throwing her around and military pressing her onto them. Bianca of course a current title holder but can’t have all titles defended at this show. There was some worry about some people being double champions but luckily they lost the belts before Grandslam. BANKS STATEMENT. K.O.D. 450 SPLASH...1...2...NO!. Not enough for the win!. Bianca with hair whips as well. Jade nails the Jaded finisher on both girls...1...2...KICK OUT. Jade signals the end as she has Velvet on her shoulders while standing on the second rope!.

    Good god no...VELVET JUMPS...BIANCA MOVES OUT THE WAY. BIANCA AND SASHA GRAB JADE...DOUBLE SUPERPLEX OFF THE TOP ROPE...GOOD LORD. JADE FINALLY TAKEN DOWN. Bianca whips her out of the ring. Bianca and Sasha with double dives through the ropes and they are working together great!. VELVET ROLL UP ON SASHA...1...2...SHE REVERSES...1...2...KICK OUT. SASHA PICKS HER UP...BANKRUPT TO VELVET...SHE GOT IT...SASHA COVERS...1...2...3!!!. She did it!. She got it!. We got new women’s tag team champions!. Haha Bianca is a double champion!. Impressive. Sasha and Bianca celebrate their victory standing in the ring. What a night so far. Velvet and Jade were great champions though and I’m sure they’ll be fine together or separately. Bianca holds both of her titles hig...WAIT...WHAT IS GOING ON HERE...THE LIGHTS ARE OFF...WE HEAR A LAUGHTER. WHAT. IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING WE SEE A GOLDEN LIGHT ALMOST COMING OUT OF SOMETHING. The light comes back on...OH MY GOD...THAT’S...ALEXA BLISS!!!. SHE HAS THE BRIEFCASE!?. OH SHIT...SHE’S CASHING IN RIGHT NOW!.

    We forgot about the case. Fans are chanting holy shit!. Sasha has been laid out clearly by Alexa and there’s the ref. Alexa hands the case to the referee!. The bell rings, here we go!. Can you believe this!. It makes sense and I guess Alexa could choose this title. Doesn’t always have to be the same one!. Alexa starts dancing around the ring while Bianca is breathing heavily still from the last match. She composes herself and says bring it on bitch!. She just became double champion a second ago and now she may lose it and Alexa has a match later on!. DING. HERE WE GO. Alexa runs out the ring trying to avoid Bianca and wearing her out at the same time. Dancing around the ring but Bianca hides under one side and grabs her. She military presses her back in the ring. Alexa tries to roll away but Bianca hair whips her over and over but she just smiles at it!. Bianca looking for her finish the K.O.D...ALEXA COMES OFF THE BACK OF BIANCA LANDING ON THE OUTSIDE APRON. Alexa is pulling Bianca’s hair!. She tries to turn around. Alexa is now kicking herself off the apron while holding Bianca’s hair!.

    She starts to bite at it and rip it...BIANCA IS SCREAMING IN PAIN...WAIT...NO....WAAAAAAH OH MY GOD. ALEXA JUST RIPPED OFF BIANCA’S HAIR. HOLY SHIT. THAT WAS BRUTAL. Bianca is screaming in pain in the middle of the ring. She’s holding the giant hair ponytail whip in her arms like a dead baby!. Alexa smiles and comes back in the ring standing behind her as Bianca is very emotional about this. Alexa attacks Bianca from behind...SISTERS ABIGAIL...SHE GOT IT...COVER...1...NO...2...NOT LIKE THIS...3!!!!?. ALEXA IS CHAMPION!. WHAT THE FUCK!?. What the hell just happened!. Fans can’t believe it. Alexa is the new Primetime Bitch champion here at Grandslam!. She had a great run as champion and won and lost a title in minutes though but right now the bigger story for her is her hair being ripped off. Alexa celebrates her victory prancing up the rampway holding the title high as we cut away backstage...wow what a night already.

    Backstage we are now with Shawn Michaels who’s getting ready and OOOH look at this...IT’S THE KLIQ!. Hall, Nash, HHH and X-Pac!. They all wish him good luck in your match tonight and they know that he can do it because he’s the main event!. Mr Grandslam and even if this is his last hurrah then make it a good one!.

    We then see MJF backstage sitting on a chair with...that’s...Linni Meister!. Norwegian model. Huge boos from the audience. He speaks about how weak and soft Norwegians are. We see a video package of earlier tonight when MJF was playing Magnus in chess and he tried to cheat!. Magnus caught him so Cornette hit him over the back with the tennis racket which is a very special tennis racket of MJF standing on the Norwegian flag holding the world title high as they quickly ran away. What is happening here. MJF then says...hello Norway. It is I...MJF your next EAM World Champion. I am going to win YOUR world title. In YOUR country. In a company created by a man from YOUR country and then I’m going to fuck YOUR women later tonight haha!. He turns to Linni and kisses her!. Huge boos as we come back to the arena for our next match.

    Triple Threat Matchup
    Randy Orton Vs Jon Moxley Vs AJ Styles

    Before the match we see Alexa skipping backstage walking past Orton wishing him good luck tonight and not to let her down. Orton is somewhat mesmerised by her before shaking it off. Up next a big a match we all thought was gonna happen later but this is happening earlier because they can’t contain themselves anymore. All men come out getting solid and mixed reactions. Back and forth action from all men, high flying signature and finishing moves. Would be pretty incredible if Orton could win especially this month. AJ with a springboard 450 for a 2. Orton with a back breaker. Mox with a Hook and Ladder outside the ring onto the floor. Headlock Driver for a 2 in the ring on Orton. Styles comes in with a springboard forearm. Orton with a dropkick and a neckbreaker. Mox with a double knees drop driver. Orton nails a top rope Lou Thesz press for a 2 on both men. Styles misses the spiral tap. Mox with a back drop suplex onto the outside apron. Styles Clash on Mox for the 2 count. Orton waits behind AJ...BAAAM RKO...COVER...1...2...NO...DIRTY DEEDS BY MOX FOR A 2...STYLES WITH A PELE KICK. He finally hits the Spiral Tap for a 2 count. Mox manages to move out of the way...DEATH RIDER DROP ONTO AJ...1...2...ORTON BREAKS IT UP. Fans going crazy right now. Orton goes to the corner looking for something...PUNT TO AJ...NO HE ROLLS OUT THE WAY...BAAAM HE NAILS MOXLEY WITH THE PUNT INSTEAD...ROLL UP BY AJ ON ORTON...1...2...ORTON KICKS OUT. Styles beats down Orton some more before going outside looking for the springboard...SPRINGBOARD SHOOTING STAR.....BAAAAAAAAM RKO IN MID AIR...WHAT A MOVE BY ORTON TAKING OUT AJ!. Amazing reversal...cover...1...2...3!!!. He got it!. Orton actually did it!. Of course this match isn’t actually for anything but to be crowned the poster boy and I guess it is indeed Randy Orton. All men looked good though and it keeps Mox strong not being pinned. Orton celebrates his win after the match as we cut away.

    Backstage we see Renee Young introducing our guest at this time...THE ROCK!. Big cheer from the crowd as he speaks about how excited and happy he is to be here even if it’s a one night only thing. All of a sudden we see a hand reach over his shoulder...it’s a sock...THAT’S MR SOCKO HAHA!. Mick Foley is here. Rock turns around and looks both excited but annoyed!. The Rock and Sock Connection have reunited!. Foley congratulates him on winning earlier tonight and says he hasn’t lost a step...he then pulls out Mr Rocko!. He then has a conversation with both socks as Rock stops him and cuts a promo before hugging him!. Rock walks away leaving Foley to say have a nice day!. While Rock walks away he bumps into...woah look at this...Randy Orton. He and Rock go face to face. You should watch where you’re going...there’s only one poster boy in this company. Did you see what I just did out there?. I just stole the show. I defeated both Mox and AJ on the same night...you beat a 65 year old injury prone old man and you’re proud of that?. Rock then interrupts him and embarrass him. Speaking about monkey asses before Orton says we’re heard it all before. That shit doesn’t work anymore...’DWAYNE’. Rock laughs then says...wait...I’ve got an idea...how about this...since we’re at the Grandest stage of them all. What do you say me and you step in that ring once again later on tonight in front of the millions (and millions) of the Rock fans and I’ll whip that monkey ass and send you right back to being the general manager!. Haha fans are going crazy!. Orton says me and you tonight?. That’s a dream match. Well...they don’t call me the legend killer for nothing. You’re on!. Holy shit!. Are you kidding me!?. Rock vs Orton tonight!?. They stare each other down as we cut away.

    First Time Ever! For The NWF Title
    Bjørn Sem (c) Vs Grizzly Olsen

    Big match up next between two legends of NWF. A match that’s never happened before. We have seen Sem in EAM before a few times before but not sure about Olsen. Back and forth match from both. Some big bumps and power moves. Sem gets booed while Olsen cheered. Could you imagine if he wins the title at this show in Norway?. Would be one of the biggest things in Norwegian wrestling history. Sem with a choke slam for a 2. Hammer stroke for another 2. He signals the end looking for the Chokebomb but Olsen reverses out of it. Chokebomb to Sem...1...2...NO he kicks out. Fans are really getting behind Olsen right now. He signals the finish...POLAR BEAR POWERBOMB...1...2...NO...HE HOLDS ONTO IT...BALLESKALLE...1...2...NO AGAIN!.

    Olsen surviving once again. Sem looks for the finisher...big boot reversal. Side Russian leg sweep. Big leg drop as well. A cover for a close 2. Olsen is going to the top rope!?...FROGSPLASH...SEM GOES UP WITH HIM. Back and forth fighting on the top rope here. Left and right shots...Olsen looking for a rana off the top but Sem holds onto it...WHAT IS HE DOING...CHOKEBOMB OFF THE TOP ROPE...GOOD GOD...BAAAAAM....COVER...1...2...3!!!. Sem keeps the title. What a huge finish. He celebrates his victory to boos from the crowd as we cut away.

    We get an announcement about how many people are at this show, Grandslam 17 announcement and then we get the introduction of some more special guests at ringside. Please welcome...The Melby’s!. Ida Melby, Lars Melby, Marius Melby, May Melby, Stian Melby, Stig-Are Melby and, Trond-Erik Melby, Luke Thompson and good friend of Emil’s Kenneth Limbodal!. They get a big cheer from the audience and wow there’s a lot of Melby’s!.

    BMF Title Vs Ornate Prime Title
    Brock Lesnar (c) Vs WALTER (c)

    Here we go!!!. A huge major match here. A dream match a lot of us never thought would even happen or even thought about. This is main event worthy. Both of these men are pretty much undefeated in EAM. Out comes Heyman with Brock and damn he looks good. He walks down to the ring getting a mixed reaction. Both of these men have fans but I suppose Brock is more popular at this point and WALTER the big bad guy. Out comes WALTER to boos as the entire arena switches to black and white. Here he comes. The fans sing the oooh as he walks down to the ring. What a moment this. Grandslam baby. He enters the ring and they go face to face before the introductions. The bell rings!. WALTER CHOPS HEYMAN. HOLY SHIT. WALTER JUST LAID OUT HEYMAN. Brock is staring at WALTER and doesn’t know if he should laugh or get angry!. BROCK WITH A BELLY TO BELLY. WALTER STANDS UP. HARD CHOP TO BROCK KNOCKING HIM DOWN!. He gets up. They go head to head!. What a start. WALTER MISSES A CHOP...GERMAN SUPLEX...WALTER STANDS UP...SPINNING LARIA...GERMAN BY BROCK AGAIN AND A THIRD ONE ON HIS FUCKING HEAD. WALTER STANDS UP...BAAAAM F-5 FROM BROCK COVER...1...WALTER KICKED OUT AT 1. Good god!. Holy shit and this is awesome chants from the crowd!.

    This match was made after Brock attacked him last month. F-5 AGAIN...NO...WALTER OFF THE SHOULDERS...BACK CHOP AND ANOTHER ONE TO THE HEAD. BACK DROP DRIVER FROM WALTER TO BROCK...1...2...BROCK KICKS OUT. What a fight!. WALTER charges at Brock with a big boot but Brock catches him...BAAAM BIG POWERBOMB...HE HOLDS ONTO IT...A SECOND POWERBOMB...HE TURNS IT OVER INTO THE BROCK LOCK!. He hasn’t done this in years!. WALTER trying to kick Brock off. WALTER has had some 5 star matches recently. WALTER twists his leg around kicking Brock off him. RUNNING POWERSLAM...1...2...BROCK ROLLS OUT THE RING. BIG DIVE THROUGH THE ROPES FROM WALTER SPEARING BROCK INTO THE BARRICADE. They fight around the ring some more before Brock bashes his head into the turnbuckle post. WALTER looks for a chop but baaam he smashes his hand into the post!. WALTER looks to chop Brock again but he moves out the way and...OOOH GOD...HIS ARM JUST BROKE THE ANNOUNCE TABLE IN HALF. Brock then nails a belly to belly to WALTER sending him over the announcers table and onto the laps of our special guest Norwegian announcers!.

    BROCK PICKS UP THE ENTIRE ANNOUNCER TABLE AND THROWS IT INTO THE CROWD. JESUS CHRIST. This takes time and gives WALTER enough to come back...AAAAAH EXPLODER SUPLEX INTO THE CROWD. WALTER climbs back in the ring while the referee counts...4...5...Brock’s gonna lose this one by count out!. Fans are booing but WALTER is now climbing to the top rope!?. What is he doing...NO....AAAAAH OH MY GOD...WALTER WITH A HEADBUTT FROM THE TOP ROPE OVER THE BARRICADE ONTO BROCK IN THE THIRD ROW OF MELBY’S!?. Holy shit chants. WALTER eventually gets him back into the ring...1...2...BROCK kicks out. WALTER goes to the top again clearly looking for the headbutt once more but...OH MY GOD. BROCK JUST LEAPFROGGED HIMSELF TO THE TOP. WAAAAH BELLY TO BELLY OFF THE TOP ROPE HOLY SHIT...COVER...1...2...WALTER KICKS OUT. WHAT A MATCH!. Maybe match of the night and year already!. Brock then positions WALTER and goes to the top rope?. What the hell is he doing?. Whoever wins this match hopefully we will see both of them in EAM again at this level and in these matches. Brock is looking around?. Hmm this is weird...NO...WAIT A MINUTE...HE CAN’T...HE CAN’T DO THIS ANYMORE...REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME....WAAAAAAAH SHOOTING STAR PRESS FROM BROCK TO WALTER...HOLY FUCK!!!...HE GOT IT...COVER...1...2...WALTER KICKS OUT!. This is crazy!.

    Both men back on the knees with left and right chops. HARD CHOPS AND SOME MORE. LESNAR HEADBUTTS WALTER. BOTH MEN STAND UP. HEADBUTT...HEADBUTT...FOREARM, ELBOW...SPINNING LARIAT FROM WALTER...BROCK IS DOWN...COVER...1...BROCK KICKED OUT AT 1!?. WALTER and fans can’t believe this!?. What are we witnessing!?. He’s Brocking up!. WALTER with big boots but Brock just smiles. Is this the end of WALTER?...SPINNING LARIA...BROCK REVERSES IT...HE’S LOOKING FOR IT.....BAAAAAM THE F-5...IT’S ALL OVER...1...WALTER KICKED OUT AT 1!?. Brock can’t believe it. He picks WALTER up again for the final time...F-5...WALTER GOES OVER...REVERSING IT...BAAM WALTER BOMB...BROCK JUST KIPPED UP...BAAM A SECOND WALTER BOMB...WALTER HOLDS ONTO IT...A THIRD AND FINAL WALTER BOMB...COVER...1...2...BROCK KICKS OUT AGAIN!?!?!. What the fuck is happening here!?.

    WALTER screams, picks Brock up again...WALTER BOM..LESNAR REVERSES..F-...WALTER COMES OFF THE BACK...GERMAN SUPLEX...RIGHT ONTO THE HEAD OF LESNAR...BROCK STANDS UP BARELY...BAAAAM CHOP BY WALTER...SLAP BY BROCK...LARIAT BY WALTER...HEADBUTT BY BROCK AS HE SAYS BRING IT ON MOTHERFUCKER!!!...HEADBUTT HEADBUTT HEADBUTT HEADBUTT...BACK AND FORTH...BOTH MEN HIT THE ROPES...LARIAT...THEY RUN THE ROPES AGAIN...BROCK LEAPFROGS OVER WALTER HITS THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE ROPES...CHARGES IN...WALTER IS RUNNING THE OTHER SIDE...CHARGES IN...BAAAAAAAAAAM SPINNING LARIAT TO BROCK LESNAR FROM WALTER TAKES HIS FUCKING HEAD OFF. HE JUST TURNED HIM INSIDE OUT...STOP THE DAMN MATCH...COVER...1...2...3!!!. Holy fuck!!!. WALTER conquers the beast!. A possible 5 or more star match from these two gladiators and we have a new champion. WALTER is the Baddest Mother Fucker in EAM if not the whole world!. Beating Brock and in his own continent as well. Incredible. Fans applaud both men. Brock is still laid out after that. WALTER has both titles around his waist now!. Who the hell can stop him. We might as well call him the belt collector. We see a final shot of WALTER standing over the body of Brock who looks on shocked, impressed and maybe even a little scared and terrified of him!. We cut away while WALTER’s music plays in the background.

    We’re backstage where we see Bret Hart and Shawn Michaels face to face getting a huge ovation. A hand shake and hug from both men. Shawn walks away and bumps into AJ Styles who says what the hell are you looking at old man?. AJ clearly not happy about his loss earlier but HBK just shrugs it off. Wow could imagine Shawn vs AJ what a dream match that would be!.

    Pride Championship Matchup
    King Muertes (c) Vs Prince Devitt

    Big match up next here with the Pride title on the line. Devitt comes out getting a solid reaction but he’s dressed as the Demon!. Out comes King with James Mitchell and of course with the title, crown and jewels because he is now a king. He comes up from the ground with fireworks and explosions all around. What an entrance. He walks down to the ring…DEVITT WITH A DIVE OVER THE TOP ROPE TAKING HIM OUT. Wasting no time. Devitt all over Mil. He dominates throwing him into the apron. Into the barricade and announce table. He picks Mil up and hangs him from the turnbuckle post outside the ring. He then climbs to the top rope…BAAAM TOP ROPE STOMP TO THE OUTSIDE ONTO KING HANGING OFF THE POST WOW. BAAAAM MITCHELL JUST SHOT A FIREBALL OUT OF HIS CANE WHILE THE REFEREE WAS CHECKING ON MIL!. Devitt holding his eyes and that turns the match around. Demon vs King. King military presses him into the ring. LARIAT. Big dropping HEADBUTT…1…2…Devitt kicks out. He starts dominating for the next couple of minutes. Big bear hug and a slam. Back suplex and a back drop driver for a 2. Devitt fights back with a sling blade lariat twice. Standing stomp. 1916 and a Bloody Sunday for a close 2. Mitchell tries to interfere again but he gets dropkicked down. Black Hole Slam for a 2 by Mil. Mesias splash for a 2. He looks for the finish…Devitt reverses it again. He jumps to the top rope…COUP DE GRACE…1…2…MIL KICKS OUT. Devitt looks for another stomp but Mil catches him…STRAIGHT TO HELL…LEAPING STO…1…2…DEVITT MAKES THE ROPES. Mil picks him up as Devitt slaps him saying bring it on. MIST TO THE FACE BUT IT DOESN’T PHASE MIL AT ALL…BAAAM REAPERS TRIDENT…COVER…1…2…3!!!. Wow Mil keeps the title and remains King Muertes!. He celebrates the win as we cut away.

    Ski Lodge Brawl For The Pride Tag Team Championships
    Heavy Machinery (c) Vs The Briscoe Brothers

    Ladies and gentlemen we are right in the midst of Grandslam and now we want to take you outside to the bottom of a snow covered mountain. As the sun comes down and darkness settles in we now present to you…the Ski Lodge Brawl…

    We are now in a wooden ski lodge. The first thing we see is a fire pit and two sticks with marshmallows on them the camera zooms out and…it’s Heavy…ooh yea they say.


    The snow is coming down and shit is cold. Maybe two cold for two country boys. The Briscoes enter and close the door behind them. Otis sits with his back to them picking marshmellows off a stick while Tucker stands up shocked. He throws the stick and marshmallows at Briscoes…here we go!. Back and forth action. Otis gets knocked down in the fray and his marshmallows hit the floor. He starts shaking like a maniac. He screams and jumps over the fire pit jumping onto all three men!. Suplex on the hard wooden floor!. BAAAM OTIS SENDS MARK’S HEAD THROUGH ONE OF THE GLASS WINDOWS. Heavy have been champions for what seems like years but they may lose them tonight. Irish whip into the wooden wall. Jay hits Otis with a pair of skis smashing them over his back!. The referee is actually wearing an entire polar bear outfit almost. He must be cold. He’s also wearing a bear cunt hat ala Khabib!. SIDE RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP WITH A NORWEGIAN SKI!. Never seen that one before haha. Briscoes in control. Otis is back up and charges Mark…BAAAAAM SPEAR THROUGH THE DOOR AND WE ARE OUTSIDE. GOOD LORD IT’S COLD. NOR WAY!.

    All four men leave the ski lodge…what is this…JAY HAS A FIRE POKER. HE TRIES TO ATTACK HEAVY WITH IT LIKE TERRY FUNK…THEY AVOID IT. The poker falls into the snow and steam comes off it. Oh is it cold but Otis doesn’t seem to care. Maybe it’s all his weight. There’s a snowman near by…IRISH WHIP INTO THE SNOWMAN HAHA. Never seen that one before. They then throw snow at each other…SNOW BALL FIGHT. BACK AND FORTH SNOW BALLS AS THE REFEREE TRIES TO AVOID THEM BUT KEEPS GETTING HIT. HE GETS PISSED OFF AND STARTS THROWING SNOWBALLS AT THEM. Mark then turns around and is pissing in the snow!?. NO HE’S NOT. HE PICKS UP THE PISS COVERED SNOWBALL AND THROWS IT…TUCKER MOVES…YELLOW SNOWBALL TO THE FACE OF THE REFEREE HAHA!. Better to be pissed off than pissed on!.

    Covers to all men for 2 counts even though the referee is annoyed. They start fighting around the ski lift area!. Haha what is happening now!. They all start trying to fight to get into the ski lift. Briscoes manage to get the first ski lift and away they go!. Heavy have to wait for the next one and there they go!. The referee decides to run up the snow covered mountain but keeps slipping down!. Heavy arrive at the top of the hill but the lift stops…uh oh. This is turning into Frozen the movie…the good one!. Briscoes then start to taunt them that they are stuck. The referee pleads with them to start it but they refuse…what is Tucker doing…TUCKER STANDS UP AND TURNS AROUND...NO…NO…WAAAAAH MOONSAULT OFF THE SKI ONTO THE BRISCOES. HOLY SHIT!. Tucker makes the save and restarts the ski lift bringing Otis down. COVER…1…2…BRISCOES KICK OUT. They all stand up and have a stare down and in the background we can see the beautiful Aurora Borealis better known as the northern lights shining in the sky. Maybe for the first ever time in a wrestling shows history!.

    HERE WE GO. BACK AND FORTH. LEFT AND RIGHTS FROM ALL MEN ON TOP OF THIS HILL. All of a sudden the ski lift is coming down again and BRISCOES START TO REACH FOR IT SO HEAVY DO AS WELL!. Oh shit all four men are now on this lift!. They are fighting on this ski lift haha!. The referee decides to once again comes down the hill though this time butt shuffling to the bottom. All four men are fighting on this ski lift in Norway!. Who the hell ever thought this would happen!. WAIT…MARK AND TUCKER FALL OFF. THEY ARE HANGING ON THE LEDGE. OTIS AND JAY START KICKING AT THE FINGER TIPS…NO…AAAAAH TUCKER AND MARK FALL OFF THE SKI LIFT RIGHT DOWN INTO THE SNOW. THEY START ROLLING DOWN THE HILL ALL THE WAY TO THE BOTTOM!. Good god almighty. Jay and Otis stand up in this lift…NO…AAAAH ONE OF THE CLIPS JUST BROKE. THIS SKI LIFT IS HANGING ON ONE SIDE. OTIS AND JAY BACK AND FORTH SHOTS. JAY IS TRYING TO PILEDRIVER HIM!?. This is the final match in the feud remember. OTIS FIGHTS HIM OFF…BAM. BAM. BAM. THE SKI LIFT IS SLOWING DOWN AND IS NOW ABOVE THE SKI LODGE!.

    OTIS NO..WHAT IS HE DOING…HE’S PUSHING…HE’S TRYING TO THROW JAY OF…NO…WAAAAAAH…JAY BRISCOE FALLS 30 FEET HIGH IN THE AIR FROM THE SKI LIFT ALL THE WAY DOWN THROUGH THE ROOF OF THE FUCKING SKI LODGE!. We see a burst of fire, flames, wood, snow and glass go everywhere!. Holy shit. What a moment!. WAIT. THE LIFT IS ABOUT TO FALL. OTIS IS GONNA DIE!. He lets out one big final…OOOOH YEAAAAAAAAAH!…WAAAAAAAAAH OTIS JUMPS OFF THE SKI LIFT…BAAAM THE SKI LIFT FALLS IN THE BACKGROUND…OTIS JUMPS DOWN THROUGH THE BROKEN SKI LODGE ROOF OPENING WITH THE LARGEST WORM WE’VE EVER SEEN!!!. BAAAAM WORM RIGHT ONTO JAY BRISCOE. Like a slow motion movie!. We can even hear some holy shit chants in the background from the fans watching in the arena on the tron!. Otis and Jay might be dead!. The referee sees this, quickly runs over to the ski lodge door and opens…OTIS IS LAID OUT ON TOP OF JAY. THE REF MOVES SOME OF THE DEBREE, WOOD, SNOW AND GLASS OUT OF THE WAY…COVER…..1…..2..…3!!!. IT’S ALL OVER. HOLY SHIT WHAT A MATCH!. What did we just witness here at Grandslam!?. Tucker comes in and tries to help Otis up. They can barely walk out of the ski lodge door as it finally collapses behind them. The referee gives them the tag team titles as they can barely stand. Who can beat them!?. They remain undefeated!?. We see a couple of hospital helicopters in the background arriving then landing on the snow. We see Heavy barely standing to try and get inside one of them. The helicopter rises up from the ground. We see them sitting on the edge of the helicopter raising their titles high in the air and that’s the final shot we see of them as they fly away into the distance!.

    EAM Intergender Tag Team Championships Matchup
    John Morrison & Taya Valkyrie (c) Vs Killer Kross & Scarlett Bordeaux

    Backstage before our next match we see Keith Lee speaking to his girlfriend Mia Yim before giving her a kiss and walking away. We come back to the arena where people are still buzzing about what just happened but we must continue on the show with a mixed tag title match. Taya and Morrison just won the titles but Taya doesn’t really want them. Kross and Scarlett are new on Jamboree and really want them after losing the Pride title. Out come the challengers first Kross and Scarlett. The lights go out and fire circles the entire arena around in a circle like some sort of Olympic torch entrance before it finally reaches the entrance way with a big BOOM explosion. KROSS AND SCARLETT ARE FLOATING INTO THE ARENA. WHAT THE HELL. IT APPEARS AS IF NOTHING IS HOLDING THEM HAHA. Smoke covering the arena like a fire has broken out. Kross and Scarlett are placed into the ring!. It’s like drones just carried them into the arena and into the ring. They wait for their opponents but we hear a dog bark. All of a sudden haha look at this. DOZENS OF DOGS RUN OUT FROM THE ENTRANCE WAY BARKING AND RUNNING AROUND THE RING!. We know Taya likes dogs. All of a sudden…haha what is this…that’s a sleigh!. Morrison and Taya arrive in a sleigh being pulled by a mixture of reindeer and sled dogs haha!. This is amazing. Not only that but it’s in slow motion for Morrison. Taya is not impressed as she puts her head into her hands while Morrison is standing on the edge of the sleigh holding his title high!. Never seen something like this before. They are pulled down to the ring before finally getting off with Morrison carrying Taya into the ring. Dogs still crazy everywhere.

    The bell rings and here we go with fans chanting holy shit after those entrances. Back and forth from both teams. Morrison doing most of the work. Signature/finishing moves. Kross beats him down and doesn’t want to lose two in a row. Scarlett with a Bronco Buster and then a Stinkface…happy face. Morrison with a Starship Pain and Moonlight Drive. Taya eventually hits a rana driver and arm drag. At least she’s trying. Kross scares her off though and Morrison/Kross fight it out. Kross Jacket for a close submission. The match continues on as Kross looks for the Kross Fire to Morrison but Taya picks up a dog that’s still outside the ring and…OH MY GOD…SHE JUST THROWS A DOG AT KROSS!. What the hell!. Morrison turns it into a superplex. Animal cruelty what the hell…1…2…Kross kicks out. Nobody in this match is really popular. Maybe Morrison. He looks for the finisher but Scarlett grabs his hair…ROLL UP FROM KROSS…1…2…MORRISON KICKS OUT. Taya and Scarlett get in the ring but Scarlett gets accidentally tagged in…CAT FIGHT. YES BABY. CAT FIGHT AT GRANDSLAM. TAYA AND SCARLETT. Morrison manages to throw Kross outside the ring. Scarlett and Taya stand up in the ring as Morrison pushes Scarlett into Taya which sends her into Kross knocking him off the apron…MORRISON ROLLS UP SCARLETT…1…2…3!!!. He did it!. Morrison and Taya win this match and keep the titles. Not sure if Morrison did that on purpose because he’s that desperate to win or it was by accident. Morrison is the only man left in the ring celebrating his win while Taya looks on from the outside looking pissed that she got pushed by Morrison. We cut away.

    We go backstage then where Jon Moxley is about to be interviewed by his wife Renne Young when JoMo and Taya walks by. Moxley looks interested as Taya walks by and this annoys Renee, who asks Jon if he got a good look? Moxley responds to Renee, telling her that he swear he was looking at the Intergender Tag Team Championships. He's actually never looked at them that close before. Renee shakes her head in disbelief, saying that all men are the same, before leaving. We go back to the arena where a musical number is coming up, as Norwegian DJ/Producer, Alan Walker is going to perform a couple of songs.



    No Holds Barred Matchup - Special Guest Referee; Travis Cook
    Atilla Khan W/The Urban Scribe Vs Douglas O'Shea

    EAM Tag Team Championship Matchup
    Freaks Among Monsters (c) Vs War Raiders

    Up next the Pride tag team title match: take it away Melissa!. Back and forth action in this one. Raiders come out with Norse style flags and old mythology while FAM get a mixed reaction this time. Big hoss fight between all four men. Mainly big spots throughout. Double military press by Raiders. A Viking Experience and a Raider Bomb for close 2’s. BRAUN WITH A BIG DROPKICK WOW. Lars with a spear takedown also. Throwing back drop driver suplex combo from FAM. Raiders get control with a double scoop slam. They go to the top…DOUBLE SPLASH FROM THE TOP ROPE TO FAM…DOUBLE PIN…1…2…THEY KICK OUT. Fans going wild right now. This would have made an interesting flag match. As we near the end of the match FAM come back with a Freak Accident and a Braun Bomb…1…2…3!. Just like that it’s over. FAM keep the titles. They celebrate their win to a mixed response as we cut away.

    We go backstage where we see haha look at this a very special guest…one for the greatest directors of all time…JOHN CARPENTER!. He talks about how happy he is to be here but there’s not enough dog killers, vampires or Kurt Russell but it’s still pretty good. He was invited here by Emil who is one of his favorites and is watching the show closely and it seems like you might need a director’s cut edition of this show!. You never know…you might see me again in the future…before walking away and bumping into Aaron Stevens wearing black sunglasses trying to feel around almost like he’s blinded by wearing them…he then feels Carpenter up and takes his glasses off and says woah Piper was right…they really do work!.

    EAM Center of Attention Championship Matchup
    Bayley (c) Vs Miss Mina

    We cut to Miss Nina getting a huge ovation who’s standing by for an interview. She’s dressed like a Nordic Goddess including a crowd. She says she’s nervous but she wants to shock the world and show Bayley how the Norwegian girls do it!. Mina then starts a Kulning chant whatever that is…BAAAM FROM BEHIND BAYLEY BEATS DOWN MINA. She says well why don’t you show me what you can do…right now!. HERE WE GO. Bayley and Mina starts right now!. Bayley walks to the ring getting heavy boos. It’s crazy how popular she used to be but now is so unlikeable. She stands in the ring as the referee waits for Mina. She doesn’t come out so Bayley demands a count out and victory. No music once again…1…2…Bayley starts standing on the top rope. Come on not like this…4…5…still no Mina…7…8…Bayley goes outside and gets into the faces of Bent Svele and Harald Bredeli laughing at them…9…HER MUSIC HITS…HEAR SHE COMES…WAIT THAT’S…Cecilia Brækhus!. Helping her to the ring. Bayley is pissed and confused. Mina and Cecilia walk to the ring as Bayley charges up the ramp way….BAAAM MINA LOU THESZ PRESSES HER DOWN. Mina all over Bayley as the fans go crazy. She throws her into the ring. The bell rings…1…2…!…1…2!. Kick out by Bayley.

    Mina with a rana, arm drag and a headscissors take down…1…2…NO!. The Northern Valkyrie all over Bayley!. DDT for a 2. Bayley rolls out of the ring trying to escape up the walkway but haha look at this Cecilia playing the enforcer and lumberjack right now. Bayley forced to go back in the ring…BAAAAM BAYLEY TO BAYLEY SUPLEX…SHE USED HER OWN MOVE…COVER…1…2…BAYLEY KICKS OUT. Nobody thought this match would be like this!. Mina signals the end…MOON PR…BAYLEY ROLLS HER UP…1…2..MINA KICKS OUT. Bayley rakes the eyes come on!. Bayley now attacking Mina to boos. Leg drop and a knee drop. Back suplex and a full nelson driver for a 2. A crucifix bomb also. Bayley looks for the belly to…MOON PRESS BY MINA…1…2…NO!!!. Bayley just kicked out…that was close. Mina picks her up…PARTY…BAYLEY REVERSES…BAAAM BAYLEY TO BELLY…COVER…IT’S OVER…1…2…MINA KICKS OUT!. She kicked out!. Fans going crazy right now chanting holy shit. Bayley beats her down insulting Norway and ripping off her Nordic attire. Breaking it and throwing it into the crowd, no respect whatsoever. She’s now looking for a final belly to bell…MINA GOES UP AND OVER..SCHOOL GIRL…1…2…NO…MINA ROLLS THROUGH INTO A SIDE SHINING WIZARD…SHE’S NOT DONE…SHE PICKS HER UP…BAAAAAM THE PARTY CHOKER…SHE GOT IT...SHE GOT ALL OF IT…COVER…1…2...3!?. WTF SHE GOT IT?.

    MINA IS CELEBRATING…NO WAIT…BAYLEY’S FOOT WAS ON THE ROPE…DAMN IT!. Mina doesn’t know…BAYLEY IS WAITING FOR HER…BELLY TO NO…MINA REVERSES IT…MOON PRESS…BAYLEY ROLLS THROUGH WHILE HOLDING HER…BAAAAM BAYLEY TO BELLY SUPLEX…COVER…1…2…3!!!. DAMN IT BOO!. Bayley picks up the win and keeps the title but what an effort by Mina. Fans boo but Bayley loves it. She swings the title above her head in the ring mocking and insulting Mina before trying to attack her once more. WAIT…CECILIA IS IN. She grabs Bayley by the hair and snapmeres her down haha!. Uh oh you don’t wanna mess with a boxer!. Bayley goes face to face with Cecilia…who the hell do you think you are bitch, do you know who I am!?. SLAP. BAYLEY JUST SLAPPED CECILIA IS SHE CRAZY. Cecilia puts her tongue in her cheek then smiles. Get out of my ring bitch!…BAAAAAAM CECILIA JUST KNOCKED OUT BAYLEY. HAHA!. Fans love it. Shades of Tyson/Michaels all those years ago!. Bayley is laid out cold in the ring while Cecilia raises Mina’s arm and hand high as we cut away.

    We go backstage where we see Cesaro doing some pull ups. Clearly annoyed by not being in a match tonight. He’s angry. AJ comes storming in as they get into each other’s faces. Cesaro starts shouting and screaming in multiple languages before storming out. Losing the titles, not being on the card must annoy him. He then runs out the locker room and BAAAM UPPERCUTS A CATERING GUY. UPPERCUT TO ANOTHER GUY AND ANOTHER HAHA. He then grabs the camera man and starts big swinging him!. We see the camera’s point of view spinning around in first person haha. Shades of HBK doing the superkick!.

    Singles Matchup
    The Rock vs Randy Orton

    Coming up next a dream match that we just found out was happening earlier!. Rock vs Orton!. Not next year, next month but right now!. Both of these men have wrestled already tonight and won so whoever wins this it will really be a big thing and they may even be crowned king of Grandslam!. Orton comes out first getting a mixed response. Even though he’s a good guy we are seeing old Viper Legend Killer Orton for this match. He enters the ring as we get the music…IF YOU SMELL…HERE HE COMES!. Rock twice in one night!. He looks a little tired but still good and of course he’s not like Orton when it comes to wrestling, he rarely does it now. Rock enters the ring and stands on the top rope soaking it all on. This might be the last time we see Rock at Grandslam if not ever. Rock comes down from the top rope…BAAAAM RKO OUT OF NOWHERE!. OMG THE VIPER HAS STRUCK!. What a move from Orton!. Fans did not like that but that is old school Orton!. The referee checks on Rock and he says he’s ready to go!. DING DING DING. HERE WE GO!…COVER…1…2…ROCK KICKS OUT. It’s gonna be one of those matches isn’t it!?.

    Orton waits for Rock to get up in the corner…PUNT…NO ROCK JUMPS UP. ROCK BOTTOM!!!…COVER…1…2…ORTON KICKS OUT. What an opening!. Both men evened out now. ROCK KIPS UP. He goes to the side of Orton…PEOPLE’S ELBOW…HE GOT IT…1…2…ORTON KICKS OUT. Rock decides to do it again!. A second people’s elbow…ORTON JUMPS UP…BAAAAM ROCK BOTTOM TO ROCK!?…IT’S OVER…WHAT A REVERSAL…COVER..1…2…ROCK KICKS OUT!. Orton can’t believe it. He gets up and gets an idea. He goes around to Rock’s head and smiles…ORTON’S ELBOW…THE VIPER’S ELBOW…HE HITS THE ROPES…ROCK MOVES OUT THE WAY!…BAAAAM RKO TO ORTON!?…COVER…1…2…ORTON KICKS OUT. THIS IS CRAZY!. Fans chant holy shit as both men are down in the ring before fighting it out back and forth. SPINEBUSTER FROM ROCK. He waits for Orton to get up…ROCK BOTTOM…ORTON ELBOWS OUT OF IT…BAAAAM RKO FOR THE FINAL TIME…ORTON DOESN’T GO FOR THE COVER!?. He goes to the corner…BAAAM PUNT TO THE ROCK. HE’S NOT DONE!. He goes to the corner one more time. He wants to end the People’s Champion…BAAAAAM THE PUNT TO THE ROCK…COVER…1…2…3!!!. OH MY GOD. ORTON JUST PINNED THE ROCK!. Orton has beaten AJ, Moxley and The Rock on the same night!. He stands over the body of Rock and after tonight…he might want to go after the EAM World Title again. Just when we all thought he was gonna retire!. We cut away.

    We go to a special highlight video of MJF arriving in Norway. He has his own special plane. As he reaches the tarmac he says oh god no and gets back into his plane haha. Later on we see him a nightclub drinking then spitting out a glass of Aquavit into the face of the female barmaid. He’s seen eating Fårikål, Sursild and Finnbiff before throwing the plate at a family in disgust with it landing on children. He then says please get me out of this country as the video ends haha.

    Singles Matchup
    The Fiend Vs The Undertaker

    It’s now time for one of the biggest matches of the night. The long awaited Fiend vs Undertaker!. This may be the last time we see both of these men. Out first comes the Undertaker!. The entire arena covered in blue as he walks down to the ring. The Fiend is next…everything turns to red. A slow methodical entrance as he carries an Alexa Bliss head lantern wooow!. He’s not happy with her. Fiend enters the ring and look at this!. Half of the arena on Taker’s side is blue and on Fiend’s side is red. This is incredible to see in person. As they move around the ring the colors actually follow them. Like red is Fiend’s light and blue is Taker’s. We hear Undertaker chant and here we go!. CHOKESLAM TO FIEND. HE STANDS UP. ANOTHER CHOKESLAM. HE GETS UP AGAIN. Taker wants to avenge his brother. Fiend laughs as Taker looks for a third choke…SISTER’S ABIGAIL TO UNDERTAKER…UNDERTAKER SITS UP. What is happening. They go face to face. Left and right punches from both men. Turns into a typical match. Slams and splashes. OLD SCHOOL FROM TAKER. SNAKE EYES. BIG BOOT. BACK SENTON FROM FIEND. THE LIGHTS ARE OFF. The lights come on and it’s Alexa Bliss and Salina!. It’s like they’ve taken the places of them!. This is the third time we’ve seen Alexa already tonight and she still hasn’t wrestled. All of a sudden…OH MY GOD. ALEXA IS RAISING THE RING. WHAT THE HELL. SHE’S SITTING ON THE GROUND AND THE WHOLE RING IS RAISING. HOVERING HIGHER AND HIGHER. Fiend looks on shocked. He doesn’t know what to do. SALINA ATTACKS ALEXA. BREAKING THE POWER DISPLAY HOLD. BAAAM THE RING COMES FALLING AND CRASHING BACK TO THE GROUND!. The light goes out then on again and Salina and Alexa are gone!. Fiend and Taker are laid out in the ring!. It’s like they both lost their powers. What is going on here. I think they just lost all their powers!. Both are vulnerable and all the colors are gone. There’s no red or blue!. It’s just normal like they’re normal guys. FIEND DOES THE CRAB WALK…UNDERTAKER SITS UP. THEY GO EYE TO EYE WHAT A MOMENT!. Fiend turns over, stands up, charges at Undertaker…TAKER PICKS HIM UP…HE’S LOOKING FOR IT…..BAAAAAM TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER. A crushing sound of an explosion, electricity and lightning reigns out around the arena…COVER…1…THE FIEND…2…HAS BEEN SLAYED!…3!…IT’S ALL OVER. The Undertaker has won this match. He stands up over the body of Fiend and look at this…he’s almost changing into basic Bray Wyatt and vanishing into nothing. Undertaker stands over the body of Bray Wyatt as we cut away.

    It’s been a great night so far but let’s continue on the show…wait what is this. Oh look…here comes David Benoit!. He comes down to the ring getting a solid reaction. He enters the ring and grabs a microphone. I’m happy to be here at Grandslam but I don’t have a match tonight!. I would love to defend my title in front of all of you!. Fans cheer for that but unfortunately I’m not on the card. Fans boo while Benoit then says…so I guess I’m gonna issue an open challenge right here…right now!. Now I know what you’re thinking it’s quite obvious who’s going to accept the challenge but Chavo and Carlito are not even in the country right now!. Also some may think it’s Jericho but Jericho isn’t even in this promotion anymore so it can’t be him either. I respect him and maybe one day we can fight again so I can prove to him just how good I am now and finally beat him but not tonight. Then the fans start a small Emil chant and Benoit says…EMIL SITOCI!?. Fans cheer but then Benoit says…that’s exactly what I had in mind but unfortunately he is currently injured and hasn’t been around in a long time. Fans once again boo. So I want a brand new fresh challenger…somebody I’ve never fought before. It feels like it’s been the same people coming after this title for months!. So who’s it gonna be…OOOOH ALL OF A SUDDEN MUSIC HITS…IT’S TRIPLE C!!!. Cesaro gets a mixed response as he comes storming down to the ring. He is European of course but he’s been acting kind of bad lately. Especially after losing the tag titles and not even being on the card in his own continent. He walks down to the ring all serious and not at all happy. He enters the ring going face to face with David…he leans down into the mic and says ‘jeg aksepterer’!. He just said I accept in Norwegian!. I guess he can speak multiple languag…BAAAM UPPERCUT FROM CESARO. He just uppercutted the mic out of David’s hand and right into his neck and throat. Very un-Cesaro like!. Here we go I guess!.

    EAM TV Title Match
    David Benoit (c) vs Triple C

    UPPERCUTS OVER AND OVER FROM CESARO. This is going to be Benoit’s toughest challenge yet. Cesaro dominates for the next couple of minutes. Benoit manages to escape out the ring. Cesaro looks for a dive through the ropes but Benoit catches him then nails a German suplex over the barricade wow!. Benoit looks for a count out but only a 5 count keeps Cesaro down. Benoit with two more Germans in the ring including a bridge plex for a 2. He goes to the top looking for the headbutt…BAAAAM UPPERCUT IN MID AIR…IT’S OVER…1…2…BENOIT SURVIVES. Cesaro wants to become a main eventer player once again. By winning this then it can start that journey. Cesaro looks for a big swing and does it…round and around…20…40…50…70 swings…80…90…101 swings wow that might be a Grandslam record!. It’s very hard not to like Cesaro since he’s so good and of course who can forgot the match against Orton in which everybody thought he would win but he was unsuccessful. COVER FOR A 2. Benoit is better but still not great yet. Cesaro looks for a Recoli Bomb but Benoit comes up and over…YOSHI TONIC CODE RED…1…2…NO Cesaro kicks out.

    Benoit beats him down some more before going up top…HEADBUTT FROM THE TOP ROPE…COVER…1…2…CESARO KICKS OUT…BENOIT TURNS HIM OVER…CROSSFACE LOCKED IN!!!. CESARO IS IN TROUBLE. HE TRIES TO MAKE THE ROPES BUT GETS PULLED BACK IN…HE’S GONNA TA…CESARO ROLLS HIM OVER WHILE HOLDING ONTO BENOIT…BACKBREAKER…HE TWISTS AND TURNS HIM OVER INTO THE ALPANARE WATERSLIDE…COVER…1…2…BENOIT KICKS OUT!. What a great impromptu match this has been. Both men out in the ring fighting to knees. Back and forth…Benoit charges at Cesaro…HE LIFTS HIM UP INTO THE AIR…BAAAAM UPPERCUT. GOOD GOD. Cesaro isn’t done…BAAAM RECOLI BOMB…COVER…1…2…3!. HE DID IT. We got a new champion!. Benoit bit of more than he could chew. That will make Cesaro happy. He gets some boos from the audience but he doesn’t care because he’s now the TV champion. He celebrates the win as we cut away. Benoit’s journey continues on.

    Tag Team Matchup
    Mickie James & Ronda Rousey Vs Nia Jax & Alexa Bliss

    A dream tag team match up next as we come closer to the end of another Grandslam. An Emil dream match this is. Think of the history between all four of these women at this PPV!. It’s gone on for years. Coming out first Alexa Bliss and Nia Jax getting boos from the audience. Jax looks at Alexa weird because she doesn’t know if she can be trusted. Definitely a weird teaming. Out next comes Rowdy Country getting one of the biggest ovations of the night and you just never know because this might be the final Grandslam for both of these women so they want to win this one. WOAH LOOK AT THIS. RONDA AND MICKIE ARRIVE IN A CUSTOM MADE TESLA BEING DROVE BY ELON MUSK AND GRETA THUNBERG HAHAHA!. Well we know how much electric cars mean to Norway but what a moment. The car is covered in different moments from Mickie and Ronda’s careers including painted Grandslam highlights. It even has a picture from Mickie and Emil’s wedding day. Painted in the Norwegian flag colors!. What a car this is and it must be worth hundreds of thousands!. Wonder if this was a gift or Emil had it especially made. Of course Greta will be appearing at FFG next month but it was a nice little moment here. Mickie and Ronda leave the Tesla behind and enter the ring as the bell rings and here we go!.

    Back and forth, signature, finishing moves, double teaming action spots throughout this one. Alexa has the title she just won earlier tonight and she’s already appeared like four times now…hopefully this is the last time!. Alexa tries to do her magic stuff but Ronda isn’t having any of it taking her down with hip tosses. Ronda with an Olympic Slam for a 2 early on. Alexa comes back with a rana and bulldog. Mickie in with a leg drop but Alexa escapes in time and tags in Jax and ooh look as this. Mickie James and Nia Jax go face to face!. A main event of Grandslam is happening right now!. BACK AND FORTH SHOTS. KICKS, LEFT AND RIGHTS. BAAAM CHICK KICK…JAX BEARHUGS HER…HUGE POWERSLAM. RUNNING SENTON TO MICKIE. ANOTH…MICKIE GETS HER KNEES UP. MICKIEFACTION…JAX PUSHES HER OVER THE TOP ROPE…ALEXA DIVES OFF THE TOP ROPE ONTO MICKIE. Ronda and Jax in the ring now as…NO WAY…RONDA GERMAN SUPLEXES JAX WOW. Ronda looks for an Olympic slam but it gets reversed into a military press…JAX PRESSES RONDA OVER THE TOP ROPE ONTO MICKIE AND ALEXA. Jax is…what is she doing now…she’s climbing the top rope!?. NO…JAX WITH A 300 POUND SPLASH OUTSIDE THE RING TAKING THEM ALL DOWN!. Jax throws Mickie in for a 2.

    Match slows down now with the bad guys dominating for the next couple of minutes…RUNNING SPLASH BUT MICKIE MOVES OUT THE WAY. CHICK KICK…SHE’S STILL STANDING…A SECOND BUT SHE’S STANDING…BAAAM A THIRD THIS TIME ROUNDHOUSE CHICK KICK AND JAX FALLS…COVER…1…2…NO. Mickie tags in Ronda and they nail a double back body drop!. Ronda with an Olympic Slam before the armbar but Alexa makes the save. Alexa and Ronda in now and fighting it out. Alexa with a wheelbarrow bulldog for a 2. She goes up top…TWISTED BLISS OFF THE TOP…1…2…RONDA KICKS OUT!. She tags in Mickie but Alexa rolls out of the way…BIG RUNNING SPLASH FROM JAX TAKES HER DOWN AND OUT OF THE RING. Alexa then gets on the shoulders of Jax…NO…ALEXA WITH A TWISTED BLISS OFF THE SHOULDERS OF JAX IN THE RING OVER THE TOP ROPE ONTO MICKIE OUTSIDE…BAAAAM RONDA WITH A TAKE DOWN TO JAX FROM BEHIND…ARMBAR LOCKED IN. SHE’S TRYING TO BREAK HER ARM. Alexa then starts fighting Mickie up the ramp way but the referee is stuck in the ring with the other two. Alexa nails a Sister Abigail on the entrance top!.

    She then sits down and smiles?. She crosses her legs, closes her eyes and uh oh what is she doing now!?. The lights start pulsating on and off and I guess she took all of Fiend’s powers?. WAIT…THE STAGE IS MOVING. WHAT THE FUCK. ALEXA IS TRYING TO GET THE TRON AND STAGE TO FALL ONTO MICKIE NO!!!. HOLY SHIT…WAIT…THAT’S SALINA!. She’s back…Salina breaks the power hold just like earlier tonight. The tron starts shaking. All of a sudden they start fighting to the gorilla position but he we can’t see them. Mickie is up and walks down to the ring. Jax has broken the armbar with a powerbomb. Jax then climbs the top rope looking for it…BAAAM SPLASH OFF THE TOP…THIS IS IT…1…2…MICKIE MAKES THE SAVE IN TIME. That was close. Jax and Ronda and Mickie all stand up and have a face off. Look at this. Two on one it’s turned into like a handicap. JAX LOOKS FOR A DOUBLE LARIAT BUT THEY PUSH HER INTO THE TURNBUCKLE. They whisper something as Mickie smiles and they both go to the top rope uh oh. Jax tries to fight them off looking for a double superplex to both of them!. Ronda and Mickie fight her off…WAIT NO…THEY CAN’T DO THIS…THEY’RE LOOKING FOR IT. WE ALL KNOW WHAT IT IS AND WE’VE SEEN IT WAY TOO MANY TIMES…THE TOWER BOMB!!!…NO NOT AGAIN…NOOO JAX FIGHTS IT OFF. Some fans boo but we don’t want a murder.

    JAX IS NOW LOOKING FOR SOMETHING…DOUBLE SUPERPLEX TO BOTH RONDA AND MICKIE WOW!!!. Jax lets out a huge roar as she’s not done and goes up top. Could you imagine if she beats both of them!?. JAX IS STANDING ON THE TOP ROPE LOOKING FOR THE SPLASH ONTO BOTH GIRLS…WAIT A MINUTE…WHAT IS THAT…WHAT IS HAPPENING. LOOK NEAR THE STAGE. ALEXA AND SALINA ARE ON TOP OF THE TRON ENTRANCE WAY FIGHTING BACK AND FORTH. OOH NO…SALINA HITS ALEXA…SHE’S TEETERING ON THE EDGE…NO…..WAAAAAHHH ALEXA FALLS 20 FEET OFF THE ENTRANCE RAMP THROUGH WIRES AND TABLES…GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY. SALINA MAY HAVE JUST ENDED IF NOT KILLED ALEXA ONCE AND FOR ALL. HOLY SHIT CHANTS FROM THE CROWD BUT THIS HAS DISTRACTED JAX A LITTLE. 300 POUND SPLASH BY JAX…MICKIE AND RONDA MOVE!. We got to get someone out here to check on Alexa. Jax somehow stands up after missing the splash…MICKIEFACTION TO JAX…OLYMPIC SLAM BY RONDA…THEY STAND HER UP AGAIN…..BAAAAAM THE TOTAL ELIMINATION…COVER…1…2…3!!!. THEY GOT IT!. What a match!. Mickie and Ronda pick up a huge win at Grandslam which makes up for some of the losses over the past few months. What a memory here. Mickie literally married a man from this country. We wouldn’t be here if she didn’t!. Mickie and Ronda celebrate their victory and who knows where they will go from here?. Stay as a team?, take time off?, split up?, retire!?. I doubt it but we’ll just have to wait and see. We cut awa…we see one final shot of Alexa completely laid out…SHE OPENS HER EYES AND STARTS LAUGHING…we cut away.

    Singles Matchup
    " Stone Cold " Steve Austin Vs John Cena

    We have special guest announcers for our next match…JERRY LAWLER AND JIM ROSS!. Our penultimate match of the evening is a big dream match one year in the making. This is the first time in years Austin has wrestled so it’s really an honour. Cena comes out as usual getting a mixed reaction while he waits…GLASS BREAK. HERE HE IS. AUSTIN IS HERE. STONE COLD STONE COLD. Austin gets maybe the biggest ovation of the night as he walks down to the ring. He looks older but still good. The bell rings and here we go!. STUN…NO CENA REVERSES IT…BAAAM AA EARLY ON…1…2…AUSTIN KICKS OUT. Cena with a leg drop. Back suplex also for a 2. Austin comes back with a Lou Thesz. Running knee drop to the face…1…count. Austin stomps a mud hole in the corner and walks it dry. Cena comes back with a bulldog. YOU CAN’T SEE ME…1…2…AUSTIN KICKS OUT. Cena waits for Austin to get up…HE REVERSES…BAAAM STUNNER. HE GOT IT…1…2…CENA KICKS OUT. Wow good for him. The match slows down a little bit with Cena taking control. Cena locks in the STFU but Austin reverses it. Splash from the top rope by Cena!. Cena with a spinning powerbomb for a 2…he waits for Austin to get up…BAAAM AA AGAIN…COVER…1…2…AUSTIN KICKS OUT CENA ROLLS THROUGH…A THIRD AND FINAL AA…AUSTIN COMES OFF THE SHOULDERS…TURNS HIM AROUND…BAAAM STUNNER FROM AUSTIN TO CENA…COVER…1…2…3!!!. It’s over!. Stone Cold wins just like he should. He celebrates with the beers in the ring and JR outside the ring with fans chanting thank you Austin before leaving up the ramp way while we cut away.

    Backstage we see Austin still drinking and getting applause from people. He walks into an interview with Renee who congratulates him and he says OOOH HELL YEAH. THAT’S THE BOTTOM LINE CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO. He walks away but bumps into…ooh look at this Randy Orton who also looks tired. They go face to face without saying anything!. Orton says…hey Rattlesnake…Austin then says…hey Viper as they walk away!. Wow what does that mean!?. Could you imagine. Teasing another possible dream match for the future…Viper vs Rattlesnake!.

    We go back to the arena for our main event when familiar music cranks the arena speakers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S39NaDPNDtk . Working chairman; Travis Gerweck makes his way out on the stage and down the ramp, heading for the ring. But before entering the ring he walks around the ring to all the commentators tables where he thanx everyone for a good job tonight. Then he grabs a microphone before rolling into the ring. Travis asks everyone in the audience if they have had a great night? And he gets a big cheer from the audience, who seemoingly are very pleased about tonights show. And we're not finished yet. Travis says it's been a real pleasure to host Grandslam in Norway. As a matter of fact it's been over all his expectations. It's actually very sad that Emil couldn't be here to experience it. Music cranks the speakers again. And the biggest pop of the night is a fact. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XhQRFO4M7A . We haven't seen him in over a year, but out on the stage walks none other than the founder of EAM Promotions himself, mister Emil A. Melby. The noise coming from the audience is overwhelming. Emil walks down the rampway, loving every second of it. After all, this is his countrymen. And this has been Emil's biggest dream since starting EAM. He makes his way down the ramp and into the ring where he wastes no time, walking straight up to Travis. Both men standing eye to eye in the middle of the ring as Emil gestures to the ring-crew guys for a microphone and gets handed one. Emil A. tells Travis then that he has seen every second of the show, as he's been sitting in the audience together with his old friends. And Emil agrees, this has been one hell of a night, and it's not even over yet. Truth is, the last year, Emil has been following everything going on in EAM very closely. He's actually not been far away at all. And he gotta admit one thing. A thing he never thought he would say. Travis has done quite a good job as chairman. As a matter of fact, Emil has thought of giving Travis full control of the company... BUT...since we are running a wrestling company, and we are live, at the biggest night of the year in our business. Why not settle this once and for all, here and now?! Travis hesitates a bit, asking if Emil means that they should wrestle? Emil says offcourse, why not? I'm sure everyone present would love to see the go at each other? (The audience responds, telling that they agree) The audience starts to chant " We want fight " Emil awaits an answer. Travis asks why they should wrestle? Emil says " For all the marbles! " The winner gets total control over EAM. The loser has to get the fuck out of here!! The audience is in total chaos right now. Cheers and chants from every corner. Travis hesitates.....but then goes straight in Emil's face and says " I accept! " WOOOT?! We are actually going to get to see both chairman fighting?! Here at Grandslam 16? We are then informed that the match will be tonights main event, so both men gets to make themselves ready. ...

    Camera cut's to backstage where we hook up with Emil A. He reaches the gorilla position, but not longer, as Mickie sees him, and almost assaults him. She screams in happines, almost like a little girl. She kisses him and hugs him while holding around him, telling him that she will never release her grip on him. Emil smiles, kisses her and tell her that he has missed her too. Every second for the last year.... We cut back to the arena for what was scheduled to be our main event for tonight, the triple threat match for The EAM World Heavyweight Championship!

    Triple Threat Matchup For The EAM Title
    Keith Lee (c) Vs MJF Vs HBK

    What a major announcement we just heard. Wow what a shocker. We have a new main event and that will piss MJF off. It’s a while before that happens because right now Travis and Emil are getting ready for that match later on. Let’s waste no time and get to our world title match. We get a highlight video of the past year and how this happened. Lee won the title last year from HBK and ended his Grandslam streak. MJF managed to weasel his way into this match by attacking Lee and Shawn but it’s one of the most anticipated matches of the year. Lee wants to retain, Shawn wants to regain and MJF wants to shock the world. Out first is Shawn Michaels but look at this. There’s several different versions of Shawn Michaels!. 80’s Rockers, 90’s DX etc. He gets a huge ovation from the crowd. He stops at the ramp way and grabs a firework gun!. He starts shooting the fireworks into the crowd!. What an entrance. He enters the ring and waits. Out next MJF!. BOOOO.

    He gets the worst ovation of the night. They hate him!. What is this…all of a sudden the giant Israel flag comes down from the arena and replaces the Norway flag. All of a sudden we hear traditional Jewish music!. Then haha look at this…100 Jewish men come down the ramp way wearing the hats, curls and cloaks!. Haha this is insane. Now look at this…MJF IS CARRIED OUT ON CHAIRS HAHA. Like a traditional Jewish dance. He doesn’t look too happy sitting with his legs crossed. He also has a mic in hand and says: Bow down to your king. My name is MJF and you are lucky to have me in your little shithole of a country!. You are looking at your next EAM World Champion and that is a spoiler alert!. Cornette is also being carried behind MJF and almost falls out and gets angry with the Jews hitting them with his tennis racket before getting out of it. I’ve had an awful time in your country so far but a little birdie told me that we have a special guest in the crowd this evening!. MJF comes down to the ringside area with Cornette as his entrance leaves. He starts walking around the ringside area before stopping and looking at someone.

    Ladies and gentlemen…look who it is…THE NORWEGIAN PRIME MINISTER HERSELF…IRON ERNA!. ERNA SOLBERG!. She gets a mixed reaction from the crowd as MJF buries her calling a joke of a leader and an embarrassment. He says she has to be bad to be the leader of a country that spawned Emil Melby!. The same man that has been keeping me down ever since I entered this company!. I know how much he doesn’t want me in this spot or in this match but he hasn’t been here the past year!. My good friend Travis was and he gave me this match and I hope Travis beats the shit of Emil later tonight. Emil stole a Grandslam main event from me but it’s okay because I’ll have plenty more in the future. Fans boo as he throws the mic at Erna!. What an asshole. He enters the ring while we wait for our final competitor. Here he comes!.

    Keith Lee comes out with no gimmicks, no special entrances and walks straight down to the ring getting a solid ovation. No messing around and no bullshit!. He enters the ring and we get the announcements. The bell rings and here we go. BAAAM CORNETTE JUST HIT SHAWN WITH A LOADED TENNIS RACKET AND THEN KEITH LEE!. Come on!. There’s no rules but that’s not right. Fans boo as MJF slowly covers both men…1…2…THEY KICK OUT!. Thank god for that. Cornette tries to attack but the referee saw that time…he then rolls his arms…CORNETTE IS OUT OF HERE HAHA. THE REFEREE JUST BANNED CORNETTE FROM THE RINGSIDE AREA. MJF is pissed but he’s gonna have to do this alone if he wants to win!. Cornette is refusing to leave but from behind…THAT’S MAGNUS CARLSEN!. He picks up Cornette and carries him out kicking and screaming!. He’s a big guy and getting revenge for earlier haha. Now we can go back to the match and start it properly!.

    LEE AND SHAWN ATTACK MJF BEATING HIM DOWN. Double teaming action completely destroy MJF as he’s thrown out of the ring. Lee and Shawn fight it out for the next couple of minutes. Lee with a spinebuster and senton. Shawn with a forearm and kip up. Shawn looks for a moonsault but sees MJF outside and nails him instead…MJF moves out the way in time. I don’t think anyone thought MJF would be in this match even last year. MJF and Lee fight it out now. Some more action between them. Pump handle powerslam for a 2 by Lee. Rolling leg drop after that also. Cannonball in the corner by Lee now for a 2. Standing moonsault also. Lee goes to the top rope looking for a frogsplash nailing it. He then goes to the corner looking for a pounce….BAAAAM SWEET CHIN MUSIC OUT OF NOWHERE FROM SHAWN…1…2…NO MJF MAKES THE SAVE. MJF PICKS SHAWN UP…SOUTH HAMPTONS PLUNGE…COVER…1…2…SHAWN PUSHES MJF OFF…LEE NAILS A SPIRIT BOMB TO MJF ONTO SHAWN AND DOUBLE PINS THEM BOTH…1…2…NO!. Wow what a combo!. All men laid out in the ring while fans chant for them.

    This might be Shawn’s final Grandslam you just never know. MJF up first hitting a double shining wizard. He puts them together before going up top…SWANTON BOMB…1…2…BOTH MEN KICK OUT. MJF can’t believe it. Lee fights back with a lariat taking MJF down and throwing him outside the ring. He whoops his ass all around the ring and into the barricade and announce table. Lee puts MJF on the announce table but Shawn nails an Asai Moonsault to Lee!. Shawn then puts both MJF and Lee on the announce table before going up top…NO DON’T DO THIS…BAAAAAM ELBOW OFF THE TOP ROPE THROUGH THE TABLE…BUT MJF MOVED IN TIME. Lee is done!. MJF throws Shawn into the ring. SWANTON OFF THE TOP ROPE…THIS IS IT…1…NO…2…SHAWN KICKS OUT. Thank god!. MJF winning the title in Norway god no!. MJF starts to dominate for the next couple of minutes. Backstabber and a lung blower for a close 2. MJF LOOKS FOR THE FINISHER…BAAAAM THE HEAT SEEKER…ROPE ASSISTED PILEDRIVER. WAIT!. MJF isn’t going for the cover. Instead he goes to the top rope looking for a final Swanton but he stops?. He then sees the PM in the crowd booing with her thumb down so leaves the ring. He gets in her face…HE SPITS ON HER. HE JUST SPAT ON IRON ERNA WHAT THE FUCK!. Fans are booing like crazy right now…WAIT A MINUTE….AAAAAH….HAHA SHE JUST SLAPPED HIM. SHE JUST SLAPPED MJF. THE CROWD ARE GOING CRAZY. He’s pissed so goes to the top rope and says this is for you bitch!. MJF DIVES…..BAAAAAAAAAM SWEET CHIN MUSIC IN MID AIR…HOLY SHIT…IT’S ALL OVER. What a mistake by MJF!. What a huge time wasting mistake…COVER…1…THIS IS IT…2…KEITH LEE WITH A FROGSPLASH OFF THE TOP ROPE BREAKS IT UP. WOW THAT WAS CLOSE. Fans are chanting holy shit right now.

    MJF could have won the title what an idiot!. Fans clap while all three men get back to basic. Left, rights, elbows, forearms from all…SWEET CHIN…MJF CATCHES HIS FOOT AND SPINS IT INTO LEE’S FACE…DOUBLE CROSS TO SHAWN BUT LEE WITH A ROPE RUNNING CROSSBODY TO MJF WHICH MAKES MJF DDT SHAWN!…1…2…NO DOUBLE KICK OUT. Some original moves in this one. Lee then fires up and knows he needs to end this now!. A DOUBLE SPIRIT BOMB…COVER…1…2…NO!!!. Kick out again!. He puts each man in a corner before going up top on a different corner?. What is he doing…UH OH…NO STOP…DON’T DO THIS…..BAAAAAAM VAN TERMINATOR TO MJF!!!. GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY. HE’S NOT DONE…HE’S LOOKING FOR IT AGAIN. A SECOND VAN LEEMINATOR TO SHAWN MICHA….WAAAAAAH SWEET CHIN MUSIC IN MID AIR…HOLY FUCK WHAT A REVERSAL…THIS IS IT…COVER..…1…..2…..MJF JUST MAKES THE SAVE WOW!!!. This is insane!. Shawn reversed the Terminator!. Shawn scrambles to the top rope nailing an elbow on Lee but MJF steals the pin…1…2…Lee kicks out!. Back and forth between Shawn and MJF. Shawn gets the better of it and goes up top…MOONSAULT OFF THE TOP TO MJF BUT HE PULLS LEE IN THE WAY OF HIM. MJF THROWS SHAWN OUT OF THE RING. This is it!. MJF SETS UP LEE…HEAT SEEKER TO KEITH LEE…IT’S OVER…THERE’S NO SHAWN AROUND…1…2…LEE POWERS OUT!!!. Good god. Lee then picks up MJF in a military press throwing him over the top rope onto Shawn before nailing the ropes…DIVE OVER THE TOP ROPE BY LEE. HE’S ON FIRE.

    He grabs Shawn and throws him into the ring. He goes to the top rope…NO WAY…SHOOTING STAR PRESS…1…2…SHAWN KICKED OUT!!!. What the hell!. Lee looks for the Spirit Bom…NO…SHAWN ROLLS HIM UP IN A SCHOOL BOY…1…2…LEE KICKS HIM OFF…SHAWN HITS THE CORNER…HE CHARGES…..BAAAAM THE FINAL SWEET CHIN MUS…LEE AVOIDS IT AND CATCHES SHAWN…THIS IS IT!!!. KEITH LEE IS LOOKING FOR THE FINISHER…WAAAAAH THE BIG BANG CATASTROPHE…HE GOT IT…IT’S ALL OVER…WAIT A MINUTE FROM BEHIND MJF IS IN…LEE HAS NO IDEA…TURN AROUND…SHAWN IS LAID OUT…LEE TURNS AROUND…SOUTH HAMPTONS PLUNGE!!!. HE GOT IT. HE DID IT. HE DID HIS FINISHER…COVER……1……NO PLEASE NO…….2……NOT LIKE THIS…….3!!!!!!!!!. HE GOT IT. HE FUCKING DID IT!. MJF DID THE IMPOSSIBLE. GODDAMN IT NO!. MJF IS WORLD CHAMPION. Did I just say that!. He stole the win from Lee!. MJF is going insane. He’s crying and acting like he won the Olympics and the fans are throwing stuff in the ring. Chairs, beer…he’s gonna start a damn riot!. Shawn didn’t get pinned though, Lee was a great champion and held it for a year but the story is that Maxwell Jacob Friedman has just won the EAM World Title in Norway!. That’s gotta hurt Emil.

    MJF continues to celebrate his win walking around the ring but not before flipping off Iron Erna. He walks up the ramp way holding the title like a baby and hey at least he did it clean. We see him walk backstage into the gorilla position and woah...look at this. Every single person is silent. Nobody is smiling. Nobody is reacting. This is eerie. Like when Vince McMahon’s limo blew up or when Miz won the title. Just eerie silence. He continues to walk to the back until Cornette greets and hugs him. They walk away together but not before MJF and Emil go eye to eye staring each other down. A picture is worth a thousand words. The last year MJF has insulted, abused, mocked and laughed at Emil. Accused him of holding him down. Could you imagine what type of company this would be with Emil and MJF in it!?. MJF says: good luck tonight…’’boss’’ then walks away. This place ain’t big enough for the both of them and now MJF is the champion in his own company but that’s only if Emil can win our main event coming up next!.

    Anything Goes - Winner Takes All for EAM Promotions
    Travis G. Gerweck vs Emil A. Melby

    Well here we go. It’s all come down to this. Winner Takes all for EAM!. What a night. One of the greatest Grandslams of all time but we’re still not done!. Travis has had a pretty solid year in charge with some controversy while Emil has been A.W.O.L. He’s returned and wants his company back!. Both of these men are friends but there’s always been tension between them since the beginning. From a booking, creative, writing stand point and just about everything else. This may be the last ever time we see one of these men so it’s pretty crazy to think about. This was announced less than an hour ago and that’s a good and bad thing. It would have been nice if the match was made before the PPV or even earlier on but it’s a risk and it paid off regardless because of the shock and surprise. We get an announcement that we have a special guest referee and enforcer…MICK FOLEY!. Haha awesome and it makes sense. He’s perfect for this kind of match. He gets a big cheer as he enters the ring.

    Emil comes down to the ring receiving a huge ovation from the crowd. Maybe the loudest of the night and he looks good wearing the Norwegian colors. He looks good maybe the best of his life and we don’t really know where he’s been or what he’s been doing so he could be an expert for all we know. He has his fists taped up as well. Out next is Travis also getting a solid ovation but a mixed reaction as well from some people. Showing the respect but clearly Emil is the favorite. He is wearing the British colors and his fists are also taped up. He enters the ring, we get the announcements and here we go!. Only way to win is by pinfall in the ring. Before the match even begins fans are chanting holy shit, this is awesome etc in Norwegian. We then see a shot of two locker rooms backstage clearly choosing sides. One wants Travis to win and the other wants Emil to win and throughout the match we will see their reaction. In Travis’ locker room it is MJF who leads the charge while in Emil’s it is Mickie who looks worried.

    Travis and Emil go face to face and smile at each other!. Travis extends an arm looking for a handshake wow we didn’t expect this but it makes sense. Emil is about to shake Travis’ hand…WHAT!. WAIT A MINUTE. TRAVIS JUST LOW BLOWED EMIL!?. What the hell!?. What is he doing!. Well we now know who’s the favorite. Fans are booing like crazy while Travis starts smiling and flips off the crowd. Shades of MJF and I bet that’s where he learnt it from!. Fans boo as Travis looks to grabs a mic. Travis says: first of all I just want to say congratulations to my best friend…MJF!. Well done kid you deserve it but now moving onto Emil…you son of a bitch. This is my company now!. You think you can just walk on in here at the end of MY PPV and demand me to wrestle you?. I’ve kept this company alive for a year while you disappeared without trace!. Even your wife was terrified. You destroyed her!. You made her lose titles, lose matches but you don’t about that do you Emil?. Why?…because you’ve always been and will always be a SMART MARK!. He then looks into the camera then says…oh but don’t worry about your wife…I took ;) real good care of her while you away!. Fans boo in disgust as Travis was clearly joking as he continues to kick Emil before smacking him in the head with the microphone. Foley tells him to back off but Travis then says oh and yea look at this. Emil even got one of his favorite wrestles to be the referee…because that’s fair right!?. Well it doesn’t matter because after I beat you…I will be the one and only true owner of EAM and do whatever I want!. BAAAAM TRAVIS THROWS THE MIC DOWN ON EMIL. SMASHING HIM IN THE HEAD WITH THE BUTT OF THE MIC. EMIL IS BUSTED WIDE OPEN!.

    Travis all over Emil beating him down, he goes outside and grabs the ring bell, a chair and a kendo stick. He starts hitting Emil with the kendo stick while sitting on the chair even nailing a side Russian kendo sweep. Still no count. Travis keeps insulting Foley maybe not a good idea. Travis runs the ropes but Emil uses the kendo to trip him up and send him face first into the chair!. Emil shakes it off, stands up and starts beating Travis with a kendo stick and fans love it. Leaving marks on the back. He then breaks it over the back!…1…2…Travis kicks out!. Emil charges at Travis with a chair but Travis throws the ring bell at the chair into Emil’s face!. BAAAM ANOTHER SHOT WITH THE RING BELL…1…2…EMIL KICKS OUT. Travis rolls out the ring and grabs Emil’s legs smashing them across the turnbuckle post. He’s trying to figure four Emil but just can’t!. He goes under the ring and pulls out a toolbox!?. He throws it into the ring. Emil kicks him off as he tries the figure four again. Travis runs into the ring…BAAAM EMIL JUST LAUNCHED THE TOOLBOX AT TRAVIS’ HEAD…COVER…1…2…NO BUT OUCH. Foley tries to clear some of the weapons up in the ring. One of the weapons fell out and it’s a plier which Travis throws at Emil.

    He rolls out the ring again grabbing a Norway flag from a fan in the crowd. He mockingly waves it and comes back into the ring. EMIL WITH A BIG BOOT STOPS HIM. BALDO BOMB TO TRAVIS…1…2…KICK OUT. Fans getting behind Emil as he looks for his finisher we have seen him use before…TRAVIS…BAAAAM OH MY GOD. HE HAS A STAPLER. TRAVIS JUST STAPLED EMIL. NO. AAAH ANOTHER ONE. Out of the toolbox. STAPLE TO THE BACK, STAPLE TO THE FOREHEAD AND HE EVEN THREATENS FOLEY AND ANOTHER ONE. He then pulls Norwegian krona out of his pocket and staples Emil!. Now Travis grabs an EAM logo sticker…NO….AAAAH HE STAPLES IT TO HIS TONGUE!. GOD NO. Foley pulls his hair to stop him so Travis staples him…uh oh. FOLEY REACHES INTO HIS PANTS…MR SOCKO!!!. HE PULLS IT OUT AND THREATENS TRAVIS...ROLL UP FROM EMIL…1…2…NO!. Foley then throws Mr Socko to Emil!. Haha yes!. MR SOCKO TO TRAVIS BY EMIL!!!. Fans love this. Travis is reaching for something…the plier again…he puts it in Emil’s mouth!?. NO…AAAAH HE’S TRYING TO YANK A TOOTH OUT WITH THE PLIER BUT EMIL PUTS TRAVIS TO SLEEP AND LETS GO INSTEAD!. Emil high fives Foley as fans go crazy. This is awesome chant…cover…1…2…Travis’ foot is already under the bottom rope. He falls out of the ring.


    Emil takes some time to check on Foley which allows Travis to grab the barbed wire bat…BAAAM BAT TO EMIL BUT FOLEY PUSHES EMIL OUT OF THE WAY AND FOLEY GETS HIT. Some of the wire gets stuck on Foley’s back as Travis turns around and Emil throws some of the tacks in Travis’ face!. Emil is getting angry and takes the barbed wire off Foley and the bat…oh no…WRAPS IT AROUND HIS ARM AND HAND. BAAAM BARBED WIRE BAT TO TRAVIS. HAHA THIS IS AWESOME. THEN EMIL STARTS GRINDING THE BARBED WIRE ON TRAVIS’ HEAD. HE’S STILL NOT DONE!. He then starts using his arm as a weapon…what is he looking for…NO WAY….AAAAH CRIPPLER CROSSFACE. GOOD GOD. CRIPPLER CROSSFACE SHADES OF BENOIT WHO IS ONE OF EMIL’S FAVORITE WRESTLERS. OH MY GOD…TRAVIS IS BUSTED WIDE OPEN!. Blood coming down his face. Foley is checking on him…he’s gonna have to ta…NO HE GRABS THE NORWAY FLAG STICK AND STARTS TO SMACK IT OVER THE BACK OF EMIL BREAKING THE HOLD. Both of these men are bleeding profusely. Muta scale level. Travis starts hitting Emil over the back with the flag before tearing the flag off it. He then lays down the Norway flag flat on the ground. What is he doing?. He then holds Emil’s head over the flag and oh my god…this is hard to watch. Emil bleeds onto the Norway flag. Some fans are in shock. This is disturbing. Travis is holding Emil’s head by his hair over the Norwegian flag as he bleeds onto his own colors. That’s pretty kino. Never seen that before.

    Travis then signals the end…now what…he grabs Emil’s arms…oh no…not this…BAAAAM CURBSTOMP. TRAVIS JUST CURBSTOMPED EMIL ONTO HIS OWN FLAG. TRAVIS THEN COVERS EMIL IN HIS OWN FLAG AS HE PINS HIM. THIS ONE IS OVER FOLKS. Foley looks on in shocking disgust because he knows he has no other choice and he will be the one to end Emil’s career. TRAVIS COVERS EMIL……1…..COME ON EMIL..…..2…….YES YES YES HE KICKS OUT!. Travis and fans can’t believe it. What a match. What a night!. The ring is covered in blood and weapons. Emil starts to breath heavily as he slowly fires up. Travis hits him but it doesn’t matter!. BAAAM HEADBUTT. EMIL HEADBUTTS TRAVIS. ANOTHER ONE AND A THIRD. A FOURTH AND A FIFTH. THIS IS IT…BAAAAM FOLEY DDT!!!…HE GOT IT…THAT’S HIS FINISHER…COVER…..1……2……TRAVIS KICKS OUT!!!. WHAT THE FUCK!!!. He can’t believe it!. What else can happen. Emil grabs the Norway flag and stuffs it into his pocket like it’s part of him. Emil just goes crazy and throws Travis outside the ring, into the barricade, ring apron then the steel steps. He rips apart the steel steps and BAAM SMASHES TRAVIS INTO THE HEAD WITH THEM. He throws them into the ring before throwing Travis in as well. Emil stands on top of the steel steps with Travis looking for a PILEDRIVER!?…TRAVIS REVERSES WITH A HIGH BACK BODY DROP!. Travis survives for now while fans boo. We see the locker rooms looking on booing and cheering. Travis then smiles and gets an idea. He picks the Lego, glass and tacks and puts them on top of the steel steps!. Oh lord. However, he’s not done and goes under the ring.

    Emil is back up looking around for him and asking Foley where did he go!?. Foley says I don’t know under the ring I think then all of a sudden we hear…EEEEEEEEE…what is that…EEEEEEEEEE. Is that an engine?…EEEEEEEE. WAIT…TRAVIS IS OUT. OH MY GOD…HE HAS A…THAT’S A WEEDWHACKER!!!. OH FUCK. I THOUGHT THEY WERE BANNED FROM EAM!. We haven’t seen that in years!. He runs into the ring and and chases after Emil even trying to attack Foley but Emil manages to use a chair to block it and sparks fly off the chair. Emil manages to throw the chair at Travis making him drop it. Emil then puts Travis in the ropes. Putting his arms in the top and second rope like he’s crucified. Emil then looks down. Oh no. Emil don’t do this. You don’t need to do this. Even Foley is telling him no…Emil slowly picks up the weedwhacker. HE HOLDS IT IN THE AIR LIKE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE. NO. Travis is pleading with Emil to stop!. This is years of anger, wrong decisions and undeserving champions!. Please don’t do it!. He even says I’ll quit!. I’m done just stop but it doesn’t matter…EMIL CHARGES AND ROARS UP…EEEEEEEE….AAAAAAAAAAH HOLY FUCK EMIL WEEDWHACKS TRAVIS. RIGHT TO THE STOMACH…TRAVIS SHOUTS DO IT AGAIN YOU SON OF A BITCH….EMIL LOOKS ON EMOTIONAL. HE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO…..AAAAAH WEEDWHACKER AGAIN….TRAVIS THEN SAYS BRING IT ON YOU SON OF A BITC….WAAAAAAH THIRD AND FINAL TIME WEEDWHACKER TO THE STOMACH OF TRAVIS. YOU CAN SEE THE SCARS AND BLOOD FLY EVERYWHERE!!!. Emil looks shocked and disgusted at what he just did and it even looks as if he has a tear in his eye.

    Travis passes out in the ropes!. Holy shit this is emotional to watch!. Emil pulls him out, grabs ahold of him and stands on top of the steel steps and shouts…E A FUCKING M!!!. BAAAAM FOLEY DDT ONTO THE LEGO, GLASS AND THUMBTACKS ON TOP OF THE STEEL STEPS!!!!!. HOLY FUCK!!!…..COVER….EMIL COVERS TRAVIS………….1………2………..3!!!!!!. YES YES YES HE DID IT!!!. EMIL HAS GOT HIS COMPANY BACK!!!. WHAT A MATCH. WHAT A NIGHT!. What did we just witness. Foley clears the ring as Emil can barely stand. What happens now?. Is Travis gone?. Fired?. Retiring?. We’ll just have to wait and see!. Emil stands up while Foley holds his arm up high. We see a shot of the locker room going crazy after the win and now look at this. Mickie comes running down to the ring clearly emotional and wow if you think about it…this is almost the opposite of what happened when Emil ran down to a blooded Mickie remember!. Mickie and Emil embrace like in Natural Born Killers. What a moment. We see the fireworks and celebration go out. Wrestlers start running down to the ring and even some fans have jumped the rail!. Wrestlers and fans celebrate in the ring holding Mickie and Emil high in the air. Maybe we see MJF holding Travis on the ramp way looking on in anger or maybe not but it doesn’t matter. What a night. Thank you everybody for joining us for Grandslam!. We hope you have a good night and we will all see you at the next one!. Who knows what will happen next but Emil has gotten his company back!. Emil and Mickie embrace while being held up in the air by Foley, fans, announcers and wrestlers in the ring as fans chant EAM EAM EAM as we finally fade to black…
    Last edited by MOX; 06-22-2021 at 02:32 AM.

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