POST YOUR FAV MOVIE QUOTES!!!
David Carlton: Tell me, Ali, do you have a job?
Ali G: Unfortunately, I iz recently gone on the dole...
David Carlton: Really? When?
Ali G: Eight years and three months ago.
David Carlton: Says here you claim disability benefit, are you...?
Ali G: Yes, I iz actually spasticated. I iz got a terrible DJ'ing injury - I still ain't got full mobility in me main mixing finger...
[starts to air-mix, winces, feigns pain, and stops. Notices Carlton's fit secretary looking at him, so he points to his crotch]
Ali G: Everything down there's still working, though! Oh, yes...
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David Carlton: [to Ali] Have you ever considered becoming a member of parliament?
Ali G: What me wanna do that for? It's full of pricks.
David Carlton: That's a little harsh. I'm an MP, am I a prick?
Ali G: Yes.
- Ali G Indahouse
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09-09-2010, 03:51 PM #1S.H.I.E.L.D.
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10-26-2010, 03:59 PM #2Kellie's Bitch
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Lt. Det kommer en langhåra fyr din vei
Soldier: Je skal drepe'n, han sparka meg i rævva
Lt: Du veit hva som skjer hvis du ikke opprettholder loven
Solder: Det driter je i, han spraka meg i rævva. Han skal dø
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10-26-2010, 04:03 PM #3(< . . o . . PowerPill!
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^^ :lmao:
We're gonna need a bigger boat!
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10-26-2010, 04:04 PM #4Kellie's Bitch
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Captain Bomakoo is dead
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10-26-2010, 04:13 PM #5(< . . o . . PowerPill!
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^^ :lmao: (one of the greatest movie quotes ever)
If it bleeds, we can kill it! (Arnie in Predator)
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10-26-2010, 04:17 PM #6Kellie's Bitch
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haha.. that's some funny shit
Now it's your turn too bleed (Nå er det din tur til å blø) Tuddal Norwegian Splatter/horror movie
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04-23-2013, 12:42 AM #7Main Eventer
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"You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack... it grew by one. So there... there were two of us in the wolf pack... I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, "Wait a second, could it be?" And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast!"
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04-23-2013, 12:58 AM #8On the bench!
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"You can't handle the truth!"
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05-01-2013, 02:56 AM #9Main Eventer
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"I am Iron Man"
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05-01-2013, 03:54 AM #10On the bench!
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"Word to your motha, brotha fucka"
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