Naked man steals truck, drives into ditch

[Shane McMahon's Ass]

A man has been arrested in Alabama for stealing a truck while naked and driving it into a ditch.

The naked truck-stealing incident occurred last Thursday in Athens, Alabama, when the naked man lay down beside the road. He then jumped into the back of a truck that slowed down, broke the window to the cab - causing the driver to get out of the vehicle - and then drove off.

Police say the man was shouting 'Go, go, go - somebody's trying to kill me' before he stole the truck.

He got about a mile down the road before veering off into a field and hitting a ditch.

'He appeared to be under the influence of some type of narcotic,' Chief Investigator Stanley McNatt told the News Courier newspaper.

He was taken to a local hospital for observation, and is expected to be charged with first-degree theft of property and indecent exposure.



Here i thought most Americans were prudes lol

[DUKE NUKEM]

^lol Krist, thanks for the post