Getting a cock tattooed on your butt is no way to get free chicken for life son

[Jess]

Getting a cock tattooed on your butt is no way to get free chicken for life son




Some people will do anything for a free lunch – take Nando’s-obsessed foodie Bradley Holman, for example.

The 19-year-old is such a big fan of the restaurant chain he had Barcelos, the cockerel mascot of Nando’s, tattooed on his right buttock.

Mr Holman, who spends £1,500 a year on his favourite meal – an extra-hot whole chicken, garlic bread and a bottomless drink – thought his cheeky gesture was worth a free feed, so asked the store for a loyalty card.

But Nando’s have given him the bum’s rush and snubbed his request.

‘Surely I’m due something for my commitment to Nando’s,’ he said.

The assistant shop manager hopes Nando’s will change its mind and give him one of its legendary ‘black cards’, which guarantees free food for life.

‘Nando’s give free stuff to celebrities and footballers but they never reward loyal customers like me,’ he ranted.

He has even offered to get an image of a black card on his left buttock if the South African-based chain relents and rewards his loyalty.

And if it refuses, he tweeted: ‘I’ll get it lasered off and get KFC on there instead… let’s be honest, it’s much better.’

Despite his request going bottoms up, Mr Holman, of Lower Kingswood, Surrey, has no regrets about the tattoo, inked on his behind during a lads’ holiday to Malia, in Crete.

Cocka-doodle-doo motherfuckers.

[Rob]