3 Bears

[Angelique]

Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in her little chair at the table.

She looks into her little bowl. It is empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?!!" she squeaks.

Daddy Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl and it is also empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?!!" he roars.

Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells...

"For Christ's sake, how many times do we have to go through this with you idiots?

Mummy Bear gets up first, Mummy Bear wakes everyone in the house, Mummy Bear makes the coffee, Mummy Bear unloadeds the dishwasher from last night, and puts everything away, Mummy Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper, Mummy Bear sets the damn table, Mummy Bear who put the friggin cat out, cleaned the litter box and filled the cat's water and food dish, and now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-ass's downstairs and grace Mummy Bear's kitchen with your grumpy presence, listen good, cause I'm only going to say this one more time...

I HAVEN'T MADE THE FUCKIN PORRIDGE YET !!!

[Bad Boy]

ha ha .

[The Major]

haha, if only the story endend like that